ALL THE PORTS BLOCKADED UNITED STATES NAVY AT CUBA AND PORTO RICO. Nations Notified to Stand Off-Tho Call For yoluntaors-Tho Embar go Proclamation What Is Liable to Solzuro. Washington, D. C, April 25. Thero In a notable retirement from the navy department In the enne of Captain Bradford, chief of tho equipment di vision. Captain Bradford In not only an offi cer of high scientific attainment, but la equipped with great pactlcal experi ence in naval matters. Although ho lias not held IiIb present office long and, by custom, Is entitled to nearly three years of further service here, ho lias become so Impatient to Join In active service, that ho todny addressed the following letter to the president: "I respectfully tender my resignation as chief of the bureau of equipment of tho navy department. It has been a great pleasure to serve during your ad ministration, nnd 1 beg to oxpress my thanks for the honor conferred on me, by your appointment to such a respon sible office. This resignation Is tender ed only that 1 may ask for active serv ice afloat." Captain Bradford addressed a similar letter to Secretary Long, with the ad dition of a request to have command of an active warship. The resigna tion will be accepted, and by virtue of his rank, an well as to mark the high regard entcrtnlned for him by the ad ministration, Captain Uradford will bo given one of tho best of the available ships In the navy. The naval ofllcers welcomed with pleasure the manifestation of pntrlot Ism on tho part of a distinguished New York citizen by tendering to the gov ernment, without compensation, his speedy steam yacht. ADDRESSES TITO POWERS. Following up tho formalities begin ning with the blockade proclamation, the state department addressed nn Identical note to all of the represen tatives of foreign nations, accredited to Washington, notifying them of tho pol icy to be pursued by this government In the matter of privateering nnd neutral ity. This was followed by the sending of cable messages to all American em bassies and legations nbroad, containing tho same Information In a little more succinct form, for presentation to the governments to which they are nccrcd itcd. In brief, It declares that our govern ment will not resort to privateering; that Spain's goods In neutral bottoms, Bave contraband, are exempt from seiz ure, and that blockades to bo binding must be effective. These nre tho principles laid down In the agreement of Paris In 185G. UNCLE SAM NOT ANXIOUS. The otilclals are not disturbed at tho Beml-ofllclal note from Madrid that Spain will refuse to be bound by the same principles nnd forbid privateering, for they are satisfied that the great commercial powers will not tolerate the practice under the Spanish Hag. Inasmuch as there exists a great amount of misapprehension, not only among foreign countries, but also among American Bhlppers, as to tho lharacter of merchandise that Is contra band and liable to seizure during tho progress of war the following authentic statement has been obtained from a high oillctal: Contraband of War In determining, according to the law of nations, wheth er merchandise Is contraband of war, It Is classified: First Absolute contraband. Second Occasional, or conditional, cotnraband. Third Goods not contraband. The first class includes all goods of an essentlnlly warlike character. The second Includes provisions, naval stores, horses, certain kinds of machin ery, certain forms of steel, Iron, etc., which n-e subservient to warlike use and which are destined for the use of tho enemy. They are contraband, or not, according to occasions, character, shipment and destined use. Every such caso depends upon its own fncts. The third class Includes nrtlcles, mu sical Instruments, household wares and goods and other such like articles, and Including many that are purely mer cantile In character. No article of merchandise Is contra band unless transported beyond the territorial waters and Jurisdiction of a neutral state; nor unless destined for an enemy's port, or for an enemy's use, or for an enemy's ship on the high seas, which belligerent ships are per mitted to police, In search of enemy ships and contraband of wnr. No final and exhaustive definition of contraband articles can be given. They are changing with the progress of In ventions. Some nrtlcles were formerly contraband which are not now; and tho converse Is true. Each belligerent government Is com petent to determine what It will treat as cotnraband. Its prescription of con traband nrtlcles Is conclusive. If such prescription should be made in out rageous disregard of International law or trade rights neutral states affected would probably Interfere. Neither belligerent can treat goods as contraband In violation of his treaty stipulations with a neutral power. Any one desiring to ship goods to a foreign port In neutral vessels would profitably consult any existing trentles between Spain and the government of that port. The belligerent right of capture as against a neutrnl exists only either In a case of contraband of war or of ene my's goods aboard of a vessel In viola tion of an effective blockade and In other analogous cases where the con duct of neutrals Justifies the bellgerent In treating his property as an enemy properly. If Spain ndheres to the principle, "free ships, free goods," as this gov ernment proposes to do, only contra band goods nre subject to capture In Buch ships. QUESTION ABOUT HAWAII. Inquiry at the navy department as to the story that our government had ar ranged for the seizure of the Hawaiian Islands and the establishment of a coal ing station In Hat?uil failed to secure any positive statement on the subject. There Is good authority for believing the story Is exaggerated and that all that has been done Is to provide for the establishment of a coaling depot and Its adequate protectlno. The naval otilclals feel every confi dence In the ability of the Oregon and Marietta, not only to protect themselves from the Spanish gunboat Temerarlo, but to destroy that craft If she ever comes within range. The limitation of the blockade In Cuba to a certain part of the Island was not officially explained, but one plausible reason advanced for the gov ernment's action was that by refrain, lng from establishing a blockade over the eastern portion of the island, un derstood to be practically In the con. l-ol of the Insurgents, tho way has been left open for them to freely receive all needed supplies and munitions of war. MUST BUY HOUSES. A formal order was Issued by the war department Increasing the equipment of light batteries of artillery to six guns, six caissons, one combined forgo nnd battery wagon, nnd 1(0 horses. Tho enforcement of this order will re quire 1)00 additional horses, which tho quartermaster's department will pur chaso In Tennessee. For purposes of transporting tho army to Cuba, tho quartermaster gen eral's office has under consideration tho question of tho charter of ships, hav ing tho carrying capacity of 50.000 men. No charters, however, have been closed. In the engineer nnd ordnance bureaus work was being conducted with tho grentcst possible speed toward the com pletion of projectiles and the Installa tion of big runs. All tho available ma terial In the way of guns and carriages Is being utilized and the ofllclals ex press satisfaction at tho results ob tained in tho short space of time at their disposal. BURNED THE PRESENTS. Spaniards Don't Succeed In Buy ing Off domoz. Washington, D. C, April 25. Estrada Palma, tho representative of the Cuban republic In this country, gave mo tho following letter from General Maximo Gomez, received rcconr.y: "Grent things have been done. Tho essential thing now Is to triumph.whlch will be great glory to the victor, who, like David of Biblical fame, destroyed Goliath with only his sling and stone. Blanco and Pando have sent mo emis saries wtlh presents. Tho presents I burned before their eyes, nnd I told them If they should ever return I would hang them. Tho poor men were most astonished, nnd 1 have since learned that they refused to come back a sec ond tlmo unless they would be permit ted to remain with my nrmy. I hnsten to tell you this so you can know tho Infamy of the Spaniards. "One year ago there was no clem ency, no quarter. Women, mothers and children were mnde victims of tho Spanish. Tho soldiers of Weyler wero taking with them everywhere desola tion and ruin. By means of the helio graph tho Spanish generals sent sol diers everywhere through the Island. Generals Luque, Uulz and others de stroyed cattle, horses and even tho palm trees. The 200.000 men then In tho island disputed tho privilege of who should kill tho most. Not one peace commissioner came. But all to no pur pose. We mnde their troops valueless, the heliograph and enemies' cannon of no account. I "All our fields hnve given us bountl- , ful fruits, while hunger reigns In tho cities. We do not know where the Span- I lsh army has gone. I wns then men- ' tloned as tho 'so-called.' Today they address me as 'distinguished adver sary.' Why this change. The answer Is simple. It is thnt the Spaniards sco that their cause Is lost and they are trying to gain time to prepare for tho ' Inevitable. 1 shall continue to fight with the same energy as In the past. Victory will crown my efforts. "MAXIMO GOMEZ, I "General Commanding the Army of tho Uepubllc." , Women Nurses Not Wanted. Washington, D. C, A.irll 25. The sec retory of war and the surgeon general of the army Issued an ultimatum that , Is calculated to create a sensation throughout the country. It Is the unalterable decision, not only , not to employ trained or volunteer wo- , men nurses for the care of the sick and wounded In the war with Spain, but not to recognize them In any way. , To more fully comprehend what this , mcnnH It must be unde-ntood that even should bnnds of volunteer women nurses, trained or otherwise, go to Key ' West or to any of the stations at which the government ships for the Kick nnd wounded sailors and soldiers are locat- . ed, they will be Ignored. No proffer of their services, however strongly backed by official or other ( kind of Influence, will avail In the slightest degree to niter this decision. Women as nurses ure not wanted In this war. DRUM TAPS. A royal decree has been gazetted in Madrid calling out 80,000 men of the re serves of 1S87. The first step toward putting the militia of Maryland on a war footing wns taken yesterday. Governor Cook anounces that the Connecticut brigade will be recruited to a war footing at once. Secretnry Long has laid down a hard and fast rule forbldlng Information concerning fleet movements. , People In Sheboygan, Wis., are mak ing a rush to buy groceries, looking to a rise In prices owing to war. The colunlal government in Cuba has published a manifesto calling upon tho Inhabitants to "repel the Invaders. ' Governor Lowndes has promoted Ad jutant General Wllmer to be major in command of land and naval reserves of Maryland. Tho Spanish-American war Is bet tering the market In England. Ameri cans gained a quarter and holders are not Inclined to part with It. A Spanish financier has subscribed $50,000 towards the fund which tho em bassy of Spain In France Is raising to strengthen the fleet of that country. The Spanish stenmer Montserrat left the Canary Islands April 15. with a val uable cargo for Havana. She will prove a rich prize fur a United States cruiser. The British steamship Aloedlne, heavily laden with provisions, Bailed for Havana today. Her captain said ho did not believe the Aloedlne would reach her destination. She sailed from Southampton. The British admiralty has ordered that the bills of lading of all ships carrying naval stores shall be accom panied by a certificate showing tho stores are government property, In or der to prevent the possibility of their confiscation. Advices from Honolulu under date of Hth Inst, state It Is rumored that Minister Sewell and Admiral Miller will take formal possession of the Islands In the name of the United States as a coaling station on the 15th. It was Im possible to confirm tho rumor before the steamer Rio Janeiro left Honolulu, brick pnvlng to do on South Sixteenth nnd West Farnam streets, beside gen eral repair work which will kcp a large force of men busy for some time. Indianapolis, lnd.. April 25. Con tingent upor. the call of the president being received here, which Is fully ex pected, the governor and national guard officers completed all ararngements for mobilizing, the 3,600 men of the Indiana guard at the state fair grounds in this city. The entire guard can be mobil ized in ten hours. An Independent volunteer regiment of 1,000 men hns been raised and the gov ernor has applications that would raise an army of 50,000 nren in twenty-four hours. SPAIN MUST FIRE FIRST A STATE OF SEIGE OUR PRES ENT PLAN. To Starve Havana Out OnoThou aand Marinas on Cabanas--Pow-ers Notlflod-Portugal Warned In Regard to Neutrality Laws. Washington, D. C, April 25. It de volves on Spain to make the war an active one. If Captain Sampson's Heet Is attacked he will retaliate. If he is not attacked, the ports on the north ern coast of Cuba will bo blockaded until the troops In Havana have been starved out, and our landing force has secured a firm foothold on tho iBland. Commodore Schley Is expected to sail from Hampton Roads at any moment. Ho Is to blockade Porto lllco with his squadron. Rear Admiral Dewey, In command of the Asiatic squadron, Is steaming for tho Philippines, which ho will endeavor to seize. Tills Is the program as It stands. Schley's squadron will convey tho transport Panther, carrying 1,000 ma rines, to Captain Sampson's fleet, when the Panther wilt bo dropped nnd Schley's squadron will proceed to Porto Rico. The first landing will bo made at Cabanas, which Is slightly to the west of Havana. A detachment of marines on board tho Panther will be utilized for this purpose. They will throw up earthworks behind the town. A gun boat will lie off, and if Spanish troops appear, Bhell the attacking columns. The next landing will be made at Ma rlel, slightly closer to Havana. What Is to be done at Cabanas will bo done at Marlel. This operation will be repeated at Bahla Honda, which Is the town next to Havana. In each case the landing force will bo protected by an American ship, and proceed to the landing of each force, the neighboring country will bo shelled, on the theory thai Spanish troops may bo concealed In the woods. If these landings ar successful, efforts will be made to take Matanzas and Cardenas In the same way. TO AVOID BLOODSHED. The Idea Is at present to slowly force our way into Cuba, with as little blood shed as possible. It Is not expected that the Spaniards will endeavor to make a decisive engagement in fnct, this plan makes it almost Impossible for them to do so. In the course of a week, or perhaps two, 14,000 or 10,000 of the regulars will 3 R P shrdlu etaoln Bhrdlu u be Introduced at these points. The vol unteer forces will all be massed at Chickamnuga and put through drill for at least two weeks. There Is a disposi tion on the part of some ofllcers to drill the volunteers for a month before send ing them to Cuba, All of these plans may be upset by some unexpected nctlon of the enemy. The enemy always does the unexpected nnd the program of the administration will depend almost entirely on the ma neuvers of the enemy. The proclamation declaring a block ade of the northern coast of Cuba Is, In the opinion of international lawyers, a practical declaration of wnr. ASKS FOR AN EXPRESSION. The president has notified all the Eu ropean and South and Central Ameri can countries of the blockade in Cuba. He also expressed his desire that some expression of neutrality emanate from each of these countries. The state department sent a copy of this communication to the ministers and ambassadors of these countries lo cated In Washington. Every country on the face of the g'obe will declare her Intention of remntnlng neutral. The notice to Portugal, it is under stood, differed from the otlur notices sent. It called attention to the fact that tho Spanish flotilla Is outfitting, re palling and recuperating at the Capo de Verde Islands, a Portuguese posses sion. The Intimation is strongly given that In view of the state of war which ex ists It Is the duty of Portugal, under the neutrality laws, to force the Span ish flotilla to leave this neutral port. An Immediate answer to thl3 is ex pected. PLAN OF NAVAL CAMPAIGN. To Seize Cuba, Porto Rico and the Phllllplno Islands. Washington, D. C, April 25. The American general plan of campaign contemplates the blockading and ulti mate seizure of Cuba by Sampson's fleet; the blockading nnd ultimate seiz ure of Porto Rico by Captain Schley's squadron, and the blockading nnd ulti mate seizure of the Philippine Islands by tho Asiatic squadrcn, under the com mand of Rear Admiral George Dewey. The latter's llagshlp Is the Olympla, a protected cruiser. Ills squadron com prises the Boston nnd Raleigh, cruisers; the Baltimore, a cruiser of the first class; the Monocacy, Petrel and Con cord, gunboats, and the McCulloch, rev enue cutter. The Spanish lleet at the Philippines consists of the cruisers Relna Christina, Castilla, Velasco, Don Juan de Aus tria, the gunboats Paragua. Ullot, El Cano, General Lezo and Marques del Duero, and the transports General Alva, Manila and Cebu. These vessels nre gathered around Manila. The gunboats Balluzan and Leyte are at Taal Lagoon. The gunboat Otalora Is nt Lagnoroy bay. The gun boat Callmalanes Is at Balabac and the gunboats Samar. Marlveles. Mlndodo, Milero. Pampagann end Araqet are at the southern extremity of the Phil ippines. In numbers the Hi inish lleet In tho Philippines exceeds that of the United States, but our deficiency In numbers Is more than compensated for by tho ef ficiency of our vessels, In size, speed and armament. The Jacoblnes Favor America. Jacoblnes favor the I'nlted States In . the coming wnr between that country ! The Pals, the Jacobine organ, says: " nt it'1,1. V,a 1Y..I..,1 ..... which is giving Europe a daring exam- , pie or limiting sacriuce tor a peoples liberty." ' ! I f - 1 , . The St. Louts Consul Has Cono. St. Louis, Mo.. April 25. Senor Manl vero Blvera, Spanish consul In St. Louis, was notified bv the Madrid gov ernment to turn over the effects and papers of the local consulate to M. Louis Seguenot, the representative of France. Key West, Fla., April 25. The Mai. lory line agent here gives notice thst his steamship service. New York anl Galveston, Is suspended indefinitely. It is understood the vessels are chartered by the government for transport purposes. FARM FACTS, nom that have had little to do aurlnjr the winter should be worked by degrees begin now. Actual feeding tests have shown that It takes twice as much feed to put a pound of gain on a hog weighing 400 pounds nB on ono weighing 160 pounds. The man tvhn tnbnu n, '... ... ... of fine honey out of each hive yearly, comes to believe after a time that beo ncuimig is not a pastime merely. How to get rich, an unfailing method: Waste nothing and spend less! .u . I''u,nor the understanding with the hired man the plainer the sailing with him hereafter. The vegetables that have a short ed ible season, as peas, beans, corn. etc.. should be planted In succession and a few at a time. Spring Is the time to remember how the pastures dry up In the late sum mer; nnd to plan for crops that will supply their place. A good garden 1b worth $100 to an average family. I make it rule to never go to town Without taking something to sell, and I never drive Into town but the huck sters all come out and say, "Well, what have you got today?" ThlB has taken years, but the years would have passed anyway. M. C. F. Get 6 cents worth each of asparagus and rhubarb; plant In rows a foot npart three Inches In the row, In fine rich earth. Next spring you will have an abundance of roots to put Into perma nent beds, nnd tho next spring you can begin to draw on them for supplies that will do your soul good to partake of. Cabbage Is another vegetable that is very much neglected, on account of tho mnny enemies that attack It. But an application of boiling water will kill them and not hurt the cabbage, if properly applied, that Is, not too much at a time. Take a quart cup and, hold ing It near the plant, throw the water, in two or three dashes, so that the water will spread pretty well over tho plant. Sometimes one dash will do. Mr. Goldbug wil pass In his checks freely on such nn invitation. Food For Dairy Cows. Sorghum and Kalllr corn vinlrl inrrrn amounts of forage per acre, in which! the per cent of dry matter is lower! than In corn and the protein content was conspicuously low. Neither Is rec-1 ommended as a substitute for corn. (In ' tne uryer southern stntes both surpass corn.) CLOVER HAY. Clover hay Is valuable because sup plying a large per cent of protein, and because deriving Its nitrogen largely ' from the air. After the removal of the crop of hay, as much nitrogen was left In the roots as would be supplied by seven tons of barnyard manure per acre. Clover silage Is palatable to cows, ! but ensllolng clover is not recommend ed because of the expense. ' An addition of beets or ensilage to the ration causes more of the dry food to be digested. . POTATOES MAKE HARD BUTTER.1 The addition of potatoes to a normal ration Increases the length of time re quired to churn the cream and in one experiment Increased the hardness of the butter. OATS AND PEAS A GOOD CROP. One of the best crops is oats and peas grown as follows- The ground Is pre pared In the fall and the seed put In the ground at the earliest possible mo ment lu the spring'. Two bushels of peas are used per acre. If In the latter part of March the surface of the ground is sufllclently dry the pens are either sown broadcast on the surface and plowed under three or four inches deep or put In with a grain drill as deep as possible. The oats are sown shallow later at the rate of one bushel to the ncre. Careful records are not at hand to show the yield per acre of this crop, nor have comparative feeding trials been instituted to determine its relative value compared with clover hay or oth er forage crops. Experience has dem onstrated that cattle like the hay and that they eat it in sufficient quantities to produce a full yield of milk and but ter. On several occasions the crop has been harvested Into a silo, making a silage richer In protein than any other silage fed. The plot of alfalfa, the behavior and yield of which has been reported In previous bulletins of the Michigan sta tion, was completely destroyed by the severe weather In the early months of 1897. In May scarcely n root was left alive, and scarcely a green stem showed nbove the ground. TRY SOME RAPE SEED. A half acre of rape was sown In the spring of 1S0G by the side of a similar area of vetches and oats, and near the half ncre plots of sorghum and fodder corn. The total weight of green rape was C.955 pounds, containing 81 per cent of moisture. The yield of dry mat ter per acre was therefore 2,677 pounds. The cows ate the rape silage with evi dent relish and no taint was Impart- ' ed to the milk by It. After the removal of tho first crop of rape It sprang up quickly nnd was pastured through the fall. On August 10 It was noted that the sheep much preferred the rap to crimson clover and that they had eaten the former well Into the ground before attacking the latter, the flock having been put on the field July 27. i MI LUST FOR SILAGE. I The millet grown on the Michigan farm has been fed for the most part as hay. On one or two occasions the green fodder hns been put In the silo. The sllnge Is liked by the cows, and when fed keeps up the flow of milk and but ter. It Is unusually dry for ensilage, containing, as It did In 1806, but 57 per cent of water. When pitched out of the silo it was light and fluffy. re?embllng hay rather than silage. It had a pleas ant odor and kept with very little spoll inr Millet Is to be recommended to every dairyman because It can be sown ' late in the season after a crop of peas and oats have been removed or can be substituted for corn when the spring work has been so delayed aB to make the planting of the latter Impracticable, , Dairy Doings. I A cow to do well at the pall must be a hearty cater. Make your butter as good and sweet as you know how. Neatness of package Is a great ad vantage In the sale of butter. The milking orgnns of tho heifer must be well developed If she makes a good cow. Butter that has been properly made will not stick to the knife-blade when being cut. The reason of white speck3 In butter In a majority of cases comes from over souring of the cream. Cream should be churnsd before it becomes rank acid, whether that comes the day It Is skimmed or the day after. Any Improvement In dairying that will lessen the cost of production will amount to the same as an Increase In price. The man who watches his cows the closest Is the one who getB the most out of them and he gets the most Into them. Thoroughly washing the butter and allowing the butter to rise on It befere draining oft tho water, so that the pecks will co to the bottom, is a good riddance. It doesn't take much time to go along in front of the mangers and notice whether each cow has eaten her feed up clean and also notice which cowa have scoured tho bottom and corners f their mangers. Poultry Pointers If you have setting hens dust them twice during lncubntlon with Persian insect nowder nnrt linn will nnl Irlli th. little chicks. The care given chickens during tho first few weeks means either success or failure in our next year's BUpply of eggs. A little lard rubbed on the under part of...th.e.hen'B w,nes and under her tall will drive the lice oft the chicks, but do not apply too much, as it destroys tho down and causes them to suffer from cold. Feed often nnd keep them In dry, clean quarters, and in a few weeks they will be able to look out for themselves. It will never pay to dose a fowl In good health to keep it healthy. You cannot make a healthy fowl more healthy. Kerosene is one of the most common, cheapest and best Insecticides for use in the poultry house. Tho secret of early sitters Is early layers. Those hens that laid all thro' the winter are the ones that want to sit In February and Marc?i. It is said to be better not to keep ducks with chickens. Perhaps so. But if you are not prepared to keep them separate, there is but one other way to keep them together. But keep the ducks at all hazards. But how about making a start with thoroughbreds this spring? Or, at least, buying eggs so as to raise some pure bred cockerels to use next season? Such an outlay will pay every time. Confine a chicken In a corn crib with nothing to eat but corn and It will starve to death. It Is quite certain that It will not do well without grit and Insects, and It should have some exer cise. A fresh etrir will ulnlr In n-nlop T la not safe to judge an egg by its appear- I ance. The white of a perfectly fresh ! egg cannot be beaten to a froth as eas- I lly aB the white of an egg that Is a day . or two old. There is somn mnnnv In mlol.ur ,.n,,n geese for market, and those who aro dissatisfied with the low prices for chicken meat might find It worth while to experiment with geese. No other fowl will make so much valuable meat, with so little trouble, In so short a time. Developing a Dairy Herd. The run of cows through the country arc woefully Bcrubby in breeding and quality. On the reputation of the occasional profitable cow, a hundred unprofitable cows are allowed to exist and subsist, eating up the resources of the farmer and keeping him poor. Where you have one good cow you have five poor ones, and on the strength of the one good cow you are forgiving all the bad ones, and bragging to your neighbors that you have the best cows In the county. It Is time to face the music on the matter of productive quality of the cows, and to treat the poor cow as she deserves; send her to the butcher at the earliest possible moment. No pro gress will be made In dairying until the farmer recognizes that certain cows are bad and that he must get rid of them. It Is possible to Improve tho herd somewhat rapidly by raising the heifer cnlves from good producing cows, and by purchasing heifer calves from neigh boring cows that are known to be good, even if the purchases must be made at what seems to be an unreasonably high price. Many farmers live within reach of a village where very good cows are kept. By arrangement with the own ers of these cows, the breeding may be controlled, and the privilege of pur chasing the calf secured by the farmer at very little expense over what any sort of calf would cost. Stop tie Leaks. There would be many more fat nock- etbooks If the great number of small and lnrge leaks on the farm were stop-, ped. On the average, there 'is nearly as much wasted as made use of. I A recent writer says he would bo content to live the rest of his days on what ten average farmers waste. Brother farmers, we know there Is much truth In this, but I know much of It Is unavoidable. It would seem then that the farther we get from this point the nearer we are to success, and I wish to give my views of the best route out of these dark woods. I Get a blank book and pencil. Put ' them somewhere handy, by the family bible Is a good place, and Just before you read your dally chapter make good use of that blank book. Keep account of everything that Is done on the farm. I Get also a memorandum book and a pencil. Put your futures Into It Jobs that need attention, little leaks that you see. Keep It with you for ready reference. As these Jobs are gotten rid of, you have no Idea how much pleasure It will give you to check them off. Books For the Farm. The Kansas state agricultural station gives the folowing list of the best $20 worth of purely agricultural books for the farm: Roberts Fertility of the Land. Terry Our Farming. Woll A Book on Sllnge. Miles SIIob, Ensilage and Silage. Miles Stock Breeding. Wart'eld Cattle Breeding. Panders Horse Breeding. Sanders History of Live Stock. Curtis Horses. Cattle, Sheep, Swine. Henry Feeds and Feeding. Coburn Swine Husbandry. Gurler American Dairying. Rusell Dairy Bacteriology. Wine Milk and Its Products. Woll Principles of Modern Dairy Practice. i Woll Handbook for Farmers and Dairymen. I How many fnrmers own $20 worth of hlgh-grnde books devoted exclusively to agriculture? It takes hundreds of dol- lars to fit out a very small library for . a lawyer, doctor or minister. Every i farmer that owns forty or more acres ' of land ought to also own some of these books to help him In his work. 1 His weakness was prevarication. His wife detested lying and constantly urg ed him to mend his ways. One morning she said: "Will, see if you can't be per fectly truthful today. Don't tell a lie. ' Now, promise! He promised and went away to work. When he came home to dinner sle said: "Dear, did you keep your promise?" "I did," he replied, soberly. Then he caught her In his arms. "Darling," he cried, "I will not lie to you. When I said I had kept my prom- J lse to you I did not tell the truth, but. ' believe me. that was the only lie I told all day." For twenty-two seconds she was lost In perplexity. Then she gave It up; ' the problem was too deep for her. 1 IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS. To describe in detail the various oun nlng schemes by which I have endeav ored to gain an audience with her majesty, Queen Victoria, would oocupy several columns of the Comic Weekly. Nothing would please the writer more than to occupy these columns, but for reasons best known to the editor, I shall refrain from making the attempt. Suffice it to say that after several weeks of fruitless effort I was advised by a well known diplomatist to disguise myself in a Scotch kilt and an oatmeal complexion. Her majesty was at breakfast when I arrived, being in fact Just about te eat a boiled egg. "Good morning, Sandy," she pleas antly observed. "What makes you se late today? And where are your bag pipes?" "I am afraid, your majesty," I re sponded, "that things are not quite what they seem. The fact Is, I am an American." "An American!" she exclaimed In as tonishment. "Impossible! You wear neither a red shirt nor a bowle knife. And yet," she added reflectively, "there Is something about your knees that is decidedly not Scotch." I blushed nnd wished with all my heart that there had been something1 about my knees. "Nevertheless," I persisted, "I am In deed an American, and I have come to Interview your majesty." "To Interview me! Good gracious! Why, I have never been Interviewed In my life!" "That is precisely why I have been Intrusted with the assignment. For the sake of a few minutes' conversation with your majesty I have traveled 3,74 nines irom uroauway. ' "La!" was the gratified response. "Just think of anybody coming all that distance to tnlk to mel I can't really refuse you after that. But I don't know what Salisbury will say. Some how, he has a great objection to the Idea of my being Interviewed. He thinks I might divulge Information that could be used against us In caso of war which Is absurd. Between ourselves, I know very little about state affairs. Of course, everybody Imagines I run the whole country myself but that Is what you call a a bluff. Nok, If you will promise not to publish it, I'll tell you a great secret. It's this I don't compose my annual speechl" "Impossible," I cried with what I flatter myself was admirably feigned surprise. "It's true. Salisbury always does it, and rends Hie typewritten copy to mo in private for my approval. Apropos, a funny thing occurred a few years ago. Soon after Salisbury began read ing I fell asleep and he never discov ered It until he had continued for near ly three hours. Of course he had to do It nil over again. I was very much amused when I awoke, but he seemed annoyed. Since then I always drink a cup of strong coffee beforehand. I can't understand, though, why he should bother me about the old speech when I have so much else to attend to." "Then," I . remarked suggestively, "you have a great deal to do." "You may well say that," returned her majesty. "I should never get thror If It wasn't for Bertie that's the Prince of Wales, you know and his wife. He lays the foundation stones and she opens the charity bazaars. By the way," said her majesty, lowering her voice to a whisper, "I hear the most awful rumors about Bertie. They say he plays cards for money and associ ates with actresses, and does all sorts of undignified things. You don't think It can be true, do you?" Before I had time to reply a gorgeous flunkey entered, bearing a card on a salver. "Gracious!" exclaimed her majesty. "Here's Salisbury! If he discovers who you are he'll have you Imprisoned In the Tower, nnd perhaps beheaded. But say nothing I will save you!' "Good-by, Sandy," she said kindly. "Come ngaln when ynur bagpipes ire mended and don't forget to remember me to your sister nnd say I hop, the beef tea will do her cold good." BIRD BREVITIES. (From "Notes on Nebraska Birds," by Prof. L. Bruner.) Birds range in size from the minutest humming bird, which Is nearly as small as the bumble bee, to the ostrich that Btands higher than the tallest man. Three-fourths of the food of birds consists of insects. Suppose each bird in Nebraska to eat twenty-five Insects per day, It would take 1,875,000 Insects for a single day's rations for our birds during any one of the 175 days of sum mer. Should the work of the birds be stop, ped In about twelve years there would be enough Insects to carpet the whole state, one to a square Inch, over the whole territory. A comparatively few number of birds, because of their food habits, are harm ful throughout the year. These are two of our hawks, the blue Jay and the English sparrow. Mlchelet says: "Were It not for the birds, Insects would destroy every green thing nnd the earth would become un lnhnbltable." No creature Is more In dispensable to man than are birds. The United States agricultural de partment la sending out loud warnings against the appalling destruction of birds which has been followed by an enormous Increase of Insect pests, re sulting In a loss In fruits and grains estimated at 80 to 100 millions of dollars yearly. A report from Michigan Btates that "the destruction of birds has made It difficult to raise fruits, even the grapes, as well as the apples, being too wormy to use." Spravlng trees with insect poison Is becoming a necessity, adding one more btirden to the farmer. The United States gvernment ap. peals to all educators to observe "Bird Day" and to instruct the young on the value of birds and the best methods of their preservation. "Bird Day" is al ready a permanent blessing In many schools. It Is complementary to "Arbo? Day" and observed In early spring. Many Bands of Mercy In public schools study birds all the years, and have "Birds" as an occasional special topic. During their Journevs birds attain a marvelous speed. Some ducks are said to travel r- o tnllps or more a min ute. Some birds reach a point a hun dred miles from their nest during one day's search for food. One of the most Interesting features In bird study Is that connected with nest building and the rearing of their young. Should a student spend all his life on that topic alone, he would not be able to learn all there Is to be known A bird may be harmful during one part of the year and very beneficial during the remainder. Before the bird Is destroyed business principles should be applied, and profit and loss com pared. Instances have beea known where a robin which had saved ten to fifteen bushels of apples worth a dollar a bushel, by clearing the tree from canker worms In the spring, was shot when he simply pecked one of the ap ples that he hod saved for the ungrate ful fruit grower. ) K L f i