-rf t- AlMWMIMMh hMMMMMMMtaiMMMi m H, 7 $ I i i i H j. i Br If ! it U pr ft i u -T 6 ! ? 4 1 h if o r . i V. Headers Arc Iinlted to fcenil In lint it nnil Ilavo Their Indlrntlonii Vrlntcit Freo 1'hincts Indlentc Kvents, but Do Jiot Cnuc Them. HE horoscope or William McKlnley made by Prot. Cun ningham a year ago indicated that ho would becomo president of the United States March 4, 1897. The astrologer visited the McKlnley homo at Canton for the purpose of obtaining exact data. Ho was cordially received by Major Mc loy, Mrs. McKlnley and the president elect's aged mother. Prof. Cunningham Is at present malting a horoscope of tho McKlnley administration, beginning at noon March 4. It will be printed in March. Persons wishing to have horo scopes made should remember to give Christian name, place of birth and Tesldenco, date and year of birth, hour and minute if possible. If you do not know tho hour, send two two-cent stamps for particulars. Correspondents should nlso bear in mind that tho as trologer wishes It distinctly understood that he treats the position of the plan ets at lime of birth merely as indica tions and not causes. A planet may signify an ovent. like tho star of Beth lehem for Instance, but of Itself It has no other connection with It. Cor reBpondcntf are answered freo In these columns. Address Prof. G. W. Cun ningham, Dept. 4, 191 Clinton street, Chicago, 111.- Answers, printed In order as received. Ilora.aresomo for this week: Frank, h'otro Dnmr, Inil. You have the zodiacal sign Scorpio rising, with Sagittarius Intercepted on the ascendant, and Mercury, Venus and tho Sun also there, consequently you have Mars, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus and the Sun for ruling planets. You are abovo medium height, and well proportioned body; medium to dark complexion, hair and eyes; the eyc3 have a peculiar sparkle and sharp night. You nre stirring and energetic, and will always have an ambition for a large business, with plenty of rush to It. You nre fond of anything that has a mystery connected with it. and are very original and inventive In your Ideas. You arc also fond of anything pertaining to chemistry and pharmacy. You have good command of language, and you are also a deep thinker, and do not always tell everything you know. You have strong intuitions, and have a good knowledge of many things without ever having had to study to Jenrn about them. Bliss Mary K., C.alvn, III. You have the zodiacal sign Scorpio, which Mars rules, rising at your birth and therefore Mars Is your ruling planet or slgnlflcator. Scorpio usually denotes a person of iiioditim" Height; well set and compact figure; rather Bhort limbs, tho complexion not very clear and oftentimes freckled; the hair dark and of luxuriant growth; you aro reserved and secretive in your nature and keep your business secrets to yourself; you are nmbltlous, stirring and energetic and inclined to tako the lead in anything in which you become interested; you are not very yielding In your disposition and when opposed are liable to lose control of your tem per; you nro fond of anything that Is of a mystical character and eas ily becomo Interested In any thing relating to chemistry; you ( 1 are a great admirer of surgeons, soldiers, firemen, etc., when they perform any operation that re quires skill or any act of bravery, sol diers on dress parade, etc.; you nlso tako quite an interest in war and navy news and nil kinds of military affairs. John M., llninklyn. You have the zodiacal sign Leo. which the sun rules, rising at birth and therefore tho Sun Is your ruling planet or slgnlflcator. The sign Leo usually denotes a wiry, muscular, slender fig ure, with wide shoulders In proportion to the rest of tho body; the complexion fair and ruddy; tho hair and eyes light; the eyes aro large nnd In some case3 they would bo called "popoyes." You are of a sunny, cheerful temperament; you are charitable and generous, too much so for your own good; you aro very restless when not busy at some thing; you aro very apt to borrow trpuble In some way or cross bridges before you get to them; you are appar ently quick tempered yet seldom get your deep anger aroused; yet when you do you becomo very fierce like the Hon; when your anger Is once aroused you will give somebody that was the cause of it the full benefit of your opinion re gardless of their position or rank. You have more than average pride and am bition and have n natural gift of language. A Towt'l f IHottlng I'iijut. Paper has been put to a variety of uses, but Its most carious employment la foreshadowed In tho recent patenting of a blotting-paper towel. Tho Idea ,is that a person on stepping out of his morning bath, Instead of rubbing him self dry In tho orthodox manner, should envelop his body 1m a towel of blotting-paper, which will, without trouble, and in a few seconds, absorb all the moisture upon his &kln. The Idea Is Ingenious, Lut It docs away with that wholesomo friction which many believe to be so beneficial, to the fcUiu. i? .l'W Taud Vlllars. n - .vcty girl; Mies Rachel llor- ion, an ordinary girl; Mr. Dawson, a chap In the army; Mr. Hall, ditto; hockey playing; two laborers sitting on fence, etc. Scene: A meadow laid out with flags and goal posts as an Improvised hockey ground, where a number of fellows nnd girls aro about to com mence a game. Mr. Dawson discov ered rolling up his shirt bIcovcs; MIsb Horton flourishing n hockey stick knowingly; Miss Vlllars lean ing gracefully against the wind, with her head on one sldo nnd thrust ing out her chin very prettily in the direction of Mr Dawson, as though her veil tickled her. Mr. Dawson Well, Miss Horton, you ..re on my side, nren't you? And will you play on my side, too, Miss Vlllars? (Thinks how awfully nice she looks; ihlnks her trim skirts and her little .Itcd hat just perfect. Henicmbcrs the conservatory at the Ilurnsldes' dance; iCglns not to regret it. Keels glad ho ume.) Miss Vlllars Oh. on this sldo? All light. (Thinks how fresh and athlet ic he looks; thinks tho way ho docs hlo air so nice. Rcmcmbors the conserva tory at the Ilurnsldes' dance; begins to feel more pleased than ever about It.4 'eelB glad she came.) First laborer (removing pipe) Thai's t fine young oomnn in the ynllcf bib; she wouldn't fold up ef yer was to git yer arm round 'cr, nudder. Second laborer (without removing pipe) You'ie right, gov'nof. Mr. Hall (shouting up field) Are you ready over there? Mr. Dawson Yes, all right! Will you play forward, Miss Horton? I shall stay here; and, please, Miss Vll lars, If you would keep forward, too, and on the left thank., that's it, yes. (Sees her pretty, neat boots; wonders why sho wears such high heels. Re members the conservatory at the Burn bUes' dance, and how restlCKs her feet ivere. Thinks It qulto light of her to wear a veil.) Miss Vlllars Shall we win, Mr. Dawson, do you think? (Sees his calves; thinks they are just tho right ort! think that hho would always like 'lm to wear knickerbockers.) Mr. Dawson Oh, well, we shall see. Veil forward, please, MIrs Vlllars. ook out; tho ball's In play. Stop It, -top it, Mibs Vlllars! (Wonders why he doesn't run. Remembers the Burn- xides' dance and that she danced the polkas rieht through.) Miss Villain (coming to him confi dentially) I couldn't get there In time, you know. Mr. Dawson No! All right! But Keeps forward, Miss Vlll (Dashes islde and returns ball.) I say! We nustn't stand talking, don't you know, Mso they'll get a goal. Miss Vlllars Oh, mustn't we? Turns away; remembers the Burn sides' dance, and how attentive he was; wishes sho had put on her new tartan lr'cze; pulls down her blouse; touches liir hair; hopes sho Is all right behind: remembers a pin, feels to know that It is In place.) First laborer (removing his pipe) Don't they run about a treat! Second laborer (without removing pipe) You're right, gov'nor. Miss Horton (from a distance) Oh, stop him; I can't! AFRAID TO MOVE HER HEAD. Mr. Dawson (runs round Miss Vll lars, tackles Mr. Hall, and returns ball) Oh, would you mind going forward, Miss Vlllars? You see, I'm playing here Oh, thanks, thank you. (Re members the conservatory at tho Burn sides' dance, and that she wished wom en could play polo.) Miss Horton Now, v.-o'vo got it; come on, let's rush a goal! Mr. Dawson Oh, well played, Miss Horton! Well played Indeed! Goal, by Jove! Well played! First laborer (removing his pipe) Now look n' that! she's a knocking of 'lm down! Ef I catched any o' my gals at that gamo I'd learn 'em. Ef i knowed who they gals was I'd Just take and let their fathers know, 'cose 'e oughter. With their trouser pock ets, too! D'ye secf 'em? It ain't per litc. that's what It ain't, It ain't per litc. Second laborer (without removing pipe You're right, gov'nor. Miss Horton (returning up field very red) Got It through that time; but some ono landed me a frightful bang on the shin. Mr. Dawson No? Really? I'm Bor ry; hope It's not bad! Well, you've won a goal for us; please let me. (Helps her off with her Jacket.) Look here, I'll try and pass up to you tr you will keep a little more to the right. They thought they were going to win; l heard them. Miss Vlllars (Interestingly) Oh, can you tell me, Mr. Dawson, was that a Ki'al, do you think? I could not quite see. Mr. Dawson Yes, that was a goal; nnd keep well forward, please, Miss Thanks, yes, well up. (Remembers the conservatory of the RurusldeG' dance, nnd that she said s:.o wished die was a man so thai she eilght bo a boldler.) a . Miss Vlllars (v rly)--Vcry tell. (Remembers t a.lory at tmzs igrfvmm i Atv.1 it.At tiA MP. &t$fci, how she wished tho i be a soldier," and fiddled with a feather of her fan, and how ho re piled that oho could conquer armies without that, and reached out and fid dled with the feather next It. Ball cornea towards her.) Miss Horton Hit It, Maud, over here; quick; they'ro upon you I Mr. Dawson Hit, Mies Vlllars. Miss Vlllars (to herself, opening hot eyes again) Oh, 1'vo missed Itl How rough they all are; and how he shouts. (Remembers tho conservatory at the Burnsldes' dance, nnd that ho took hold of the end of her fan and worked his hand down closo to hers, and that she said to tho fan, "Oh, hadn't wo bet ter get some super?" nn,d that ho re plied, "You can give mc the Bwcctest thing that Bhall touch my lips tonight"; and that ho tried to make her look at him; and thai sho turned nway her face; and that she felt his breath Stir ling her hair; and that sho was afraid to move her head lest she should touch him; nnd that &ho suddenly got up nnd wished afterward she had not ilono so.) Mr. Dawson (shouting down field) Another goal? That'B twol Mr. Hall (approaching gloomily)! say, you know, you'ro too strong for us. Mr. D.iwson Oh, no! No; duff You'll pick up all right. Mr. Hall You arc, Indeed; wo can't make any stand. Mr. Dawson Oh, well, let's see well, I'll glvo you Miss Vlllars. Miss Vlllars (overhears and starts) Oh, how dare he! how dare he like that nnd ho said hi! never could and ho told mo ho should always and (Gees on remembering the conserva tory at the Burnsldes dance.) Mr. Hall Oh, Miss Vlllars? Well, we'll havo a try. Mr. Dawson (across field) Will yon play on tho other side, Miss Vlllars? We aro rather too strong for them. Miss Vlllars No, I think I won't play any more, thank you. Mr. Hall (cheerfully) Well, you'll havo to glvo ub some ono else, then. Mr. Dawson (solicitously) Wont' you really play, Miss Vlllars? Miss Vlllars No, thank you I'm tired. (Feels hurt; feels lhat men aro faithless ever, decides she will never trust n man again never; puts on Jacket; sees the game continue excit ingly; wishes sho had not left it; wishes she had not said she was tlrbd, but something else; wishes sho had not come; wishes sho could cry a little. Goes home.) First laborer (removing his pipe) Why, she's tnkln' of er' 'ook, d'ye sec 'cr? 'Er mother wants 'cr. Ah, my gal, you'll catch It whin yer git whomo, and well yer deserve It. Second laborer (without removing pipe) You'ro right, gov'nor. Bulke ley Crcsswcll In London Black and White. Tho Moclrrn Ol.l Mil 111. The spinster of tho past was de picted as thin and scraggy, sour of tem per and disgruntled with tho world. Heaven knows she had Just cause to be. She wns foredoomed to live with some relative, no matter how uncongenial, because Bhe was supposed to havo per petual need of a protector. She wns expected to havo no opinions or tastes, to prefer to ride backward and cat the drumsticks of the chicken and to have an insatiable passion for teach ing children the catechism. That was under the happiest conditions. Wheni the old maid was poor and dependent; then, Indeed, her bread wns bitter and her drink was tears. Happily, modern progress has changed this. Tho bach elor maid Is no longer scrawny nnd sour. She has discarded tho mcok and self-abnegating black alpaca for frills' and frivols. She has a thousand Inter ests. Sho teaches, she typewrites, sho paints, she does a hundred things that nre money-earning. She travols whero she pleases and sees the sunny side of life,, and tho Inst thing she dreams ol needing is tho sympathy or preachers and laymen. New York Commercial Advertiser. Decidedly Colli. It is a cold climate in which n flamt cannot keep Itself warm. Doctor Moss, of the Polar expedition of 1875 187G, among other peculiar expe riences, tells of the effect of the Intense cold on a wax candle thnt ho tried to burn. The temperature wa3 thirty-five degrees below zero, and its effects were felt, not only by the explorers, but even by the candle. It gavo forth no cheery light such as might have been expected from It under other circum stances, nnd when Doctor Moss camo to cxamlno it, ho found that the flame had nil it could do to keep itself warm. Tho air was so cold that the flame was not powerful enough to melt all the wax of the candle, but was compelled to eat ItB way down, leaving a skele ton structure of wax in tho form of a hollow cylinder. Inside this cylinder the wick burned with a tongue of yel low fire, and here and there the heat was sufficient to perforate the outer covering, and leave holes of odd shapes that turned the cylinder Into a tube of lace-llke wax, through the boles In which tho light 6hone with n strange, weird beauty. (iiTinuiij'a Secret Treat-. At tho opening of tho German Reich stag, tho government wns Interpellated icgardlne Germany's secret treaty with Itussla. The chaucollor, Prince Hohen lohe, declined to give information on the subject, hut ho declared that tho distrust occasioned ut first in other countries by the recent disclosures had disappeared. The minister for foreign affairs denied that Get many had ever mado nny agreement Inconsistent with existing treaties, and declared that aho would falth'ully r.dhcrc to tho Trlplo Alliance, and would also c-ultlvato friendly illations with Russia. A TEnftlDUG SAIL Tiro ThotUMid Mile In Open float! Q tllO I'll c. It "l On September 20, 1805. a native ush crmnn off Nutmwnllo, Hawaii, saw out nt sea what ho thought to be a drift, itijr lo;r, but on approaching it found it to be a ship's llfclmt. Lying ' tho bottom of tho boat wore twolvu men so weak ns to be unable to spenk, with their tongues swollen and ulu:W, protruding from their mouth. Their eyes wcro sunken and glassy, and they nil, though conscbus, roamed ns If demented. They wcro unable to move or glvo nny account of them selves until brought to shore by the natives. The story of their voyngo. ns told by tho mate. Is oiv of horrible HtifTorlng. lie sr.ltl that when they left the scene of the wreck of their ship, the Campbell, from Port Town send. Washington, ho calculated that llllo was about S, 100 miles awny, ami that with care and short ritlotis they could mako tho land .safely. All wont well for a time, the lifeboat making, according to his estimate, about tOo miles for each twenty-four hour. Tho water gavo out, however, some (lavs boforo they wcro found, nnd the scene . became a terrible one. I Ho and one of the sailors nlnnn n- I. tuir.ed their senses. Tho rost becamo nridmen, and at tho Inst woro fight ing, shrieking, tearing their hnlr nnd clothes, and raving generally. The two managed, however, to heap them from either jumping nvorlimnl or drinking the salt water until they bsenma too weak to do so. Finally ho and the sailor alsa gavo out, on.1 for two days and nights tho boat drifted in n calm boa without any effort to guldo or propel her. A friendly currant vnrrtod them Inshore, or they would havo all died In tho boat A Nnvcltj In I'ortlnrrg. An ngreeablo ehnngo in tho conven tional portiere is to havo for a door that is not constantly used u set of hang ings, consisting" of two side curtains and a deep valuncc, tho former hung upon rods, so that they muy be opened, it need bo, but which aro for the most part kept closed. These should bo of some peavy inntcrial, of which there Is a wide choice, running up and down tho scule of cost. Among tho more ex pensive fabrics velvets or some ono of the thick, pluin-sur.nccd goods of the broadcloth order may Lo sntlfactorlly used. New York World. Till! CiUlK of WuTln. Mechanical Irritation of tho papillae is thought by Schaal (Archiv fur Derm, u. Sypli , lid. xxxv., II. 3) to be tho cause of warty growths. In his own person, spiculea of glass seemed to lead to increased formation of epider mic cells and the development of warts. The exposed surfaces being thoso on which warts habitually develop would lend weight to this theory. The deli cate tissues of childhood also fuvor easy penetration of foreign bodies. An AkvI CoiIIUIi. Tlio goldfish Is not as tender an ani mal as is imagined, for in handling und moving them from one pond to another thuy aro dipped in nets nuil curried about in baskets, much like corn or po tatocs. Sometimes they arc out of tho water thirty minutes, and seldom is it that they arc injured. How long they will llvo di-pentls altogether on their treatment. In the government nrjua riam at Washington is a gold lish that is known to be fifty ycais of age, nnd it is not perceptibly larger than when first plut&d '.here. There is said to be in the ltuyal Aquarium at Homo, Ituly, u fish lhat is more than 100 years. Its color is the same, except a slight change with the seasons. Indianapolis Journal. To I'ujr it I'maliy for Dining Is nil tier liaril. Isn't It? Vet. liow many nre compelled lo on ihlt lifter ovory nirnl. !s pcphlii. Ihiit iiioxoriilili! porMH'utor, nrrcr cnuspi lo lormeiit of Its nn volition, and rarely yields lo ordinuiy mtirilcutlnii. Hut 1 ru tic) ullity of tho sloiiiiir.li is in storo for thoso who piirHiio n coui.se of llo-toller's Momiich Hitlers. Till-, line rorrrctho also lemndlrM ftiiilal In! mill Llflnnv .''itiin!alnt.- llieuiiititlMii, coiistlpuiloii, blllju-iics and.! IICI UIIMU'Mt rniKolutlun. Mrs. Wcstshle Ho your husband Is troubled with insomnia? How tei rlble! Mrs. Eustsidc Oh, yes; still ho 6ays he has much to lo thankful for. Mrs. W. Yes? Mrs. E. lie often shudders when he thinks how fortunate it is that it's htm Instead of the twins. Buffalo Times. TO CUItn A COI.II IN ONK DAY. Tat:e Laxutivo Ilromo Qnlnlno Tabids. All Druiruists ref und t tie money If 1 1 fall a to cure. 33c Men eeiiernlly I eliun for tho same reason Unit they i ny taxes; they lme to. I 3li Wimlou 'm Soothing Njrup KorrlillilirntFFtMiiit.MflrnMl.rtfiimt.r'durcilnflini limliun, all;t fn, iurc Kind colic ilirnlinboUJr. Men who loaf do not have ns good n time us men who work. i No tough j.o l.utl thnt Hr Kay's Lung Hn m will not euro it. Keo nd. MONG THE DEAD OF THE YEAR. These Prominent Men All Died of That Great Modern Gurse-BriQlit's Disease. PnOP. ABBOTT. u. 11. nnur. The year Just closed lias furnished n alannlnc array of prominent men who have died of IlrlMlifx disease of thi- Itld neyn. Tho number Includes Profenaor Austin Abbott, the sreut Jurist ami author of law books; M. H. lirady, thi famous photographer; Col. Tho. Knox, the author of tho 'Tloy Travellers"; Stark M. l'omcroy, the well-known editor; air. l'dwln ruxdrldEo, the prominent t'rthuKo mtrcliaut; ani ex-Governor Uiceuhulge, of Massachusetts. If "dtuth loves a shining mark," it Is also certain that Itrlght's disease finds i vlr'lmp aincrir the promlneit as eli u VDf tie. mJlllqtu ef people wfco ire SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT, tm port an I to " 'ho Itcaitm of This I'nprr. We have decided to extend time to January 13th, '07, that wo will nonri to oery reader of this paper pro-paid ono 23c bottle of ft drops for 10c. Large bottles (flOO doses), $1.00. fi drops Is not sold by druggists. On ly by us and our agents. This wonderful curntlvo gives nl mopt Instant relief and Is n pcrmnnont euro In rheumatism, sciatica, neural gia, dyspepsia, bnckacho, asthma, hay fover, catarrh, slcepleflsncss, nervous ness, nervoiiR and neuralgic headache, heat weakness, toothache, earache, croup, l.i grippe, malaria, creeping numbness, bronchitis, and kindred dis eases. "It Is not often thnt we commend In these columns anything of a medicin al character, but our Chicago repre sentative has had personal access to the correspondence of this Company, and has scon some of tho many thous ands of geuutno testimonials and let ters they receive dally, and assure us that the cures nffected by tlila remedy border on the marvelous. Chicago Opinion. If suffering do not dclny, hut order odny. Your money refunded If S drops ails in nny way short or what wo claim. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO., 107 Dearborn St.. Chicago, 111. A Clock thnt Talk. A hotel Itccperat ltrcslau, d'ermnny, has invented a billiard conlroliug clock which automatically registers the exact time a billiard table has been in use, without tho possibility of an error. Tho apparatus consists of an ordinnry clock and u small box at tached just beneath nnd largo enough to admit the balls. While the billiard balls remain in Iho box tho clock Is stopped; when taken out the clock is started nnd continues to tun until tlicy aro replaced. MUD Itnuuril. 9101). Thu runileisof llils piiper will bo plotted I ileum tlml limit) Is nl leant onu dio.itlcd dlsciiso thnt sclencu Iiiih been utile to cine In nil lis stuKcx, n oil t tint In Catarrh HiiII'n Cntitrrh Corn Is the only positive euro now known lo the niedlenl irnteriilly. Cntiurh holiiK a constitutional dl&ciite, ru nulics a conutllulloiiiil ticntineiil. 1 1 all's I'nturrh Cure Is tul.eu liitciimlly, iicIIiik illiectly upon the blond mid iiiikmiouh stir, fa cs of the system, llieioby ilostroylnn the foundation of Iho disease, anil kIvIiiji thopatlenl Mtcuctli by building up the constitution and ushlsliii!; nature In lining Its work Tho prnpthtton have so iiiueli f it It It In Its curative powers, thnt they of fer One lluitdr. (I Hollars for nny ciuo that It falls lo cure. Kcnrt for list or Tes timonials. 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They may havo peculiar ImiIiik In various paits of the body, Btrantrt laiMltudi'. a bad ttvitw In the mouth, pains In the back und ubout the loins, and a general Irregularity of the iystein. Thee Ihliii,- mean lirlght'si Disease In Home ouu of it various stages, nnd no man or woman is yafe who has them This Uniblc dlseato was once consid ered lniutaWe, Kmlnirt Ooitom io d elared li' foictnit .1 tcntHu ami ihem fcal esperimtrAs su,Hf'4 Ul a ili;ory, (. VI. Ormt llarjralti. ' You'll avo half your money by tuV tug ono of theso patterns," wild the clerk at the bargain counter. "Then I'll tako twontid savo nil my money," sweetly smiled the newly mat ried shoppo. Detroit Freo Press. : ..I" ..T" "Mend it or End it," lias been the rallying cry of reform, directed against abuses muuicipnl or social. For the man who lets liim- r.clf be abused by a cough the j cry should be modthcu to: Mend it, or it'll cud you. You can mend nny cough with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Comfort to California. 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