tK W IIEMINGFOfiD HERALD. TH03. J. O'lCERFFE, rnIlUh.r. HEMINGFORD, NEBRASKA. NEBRASKA. The poultry and Block show at Hast tags was well attended. Tho flro companies of Fremont will organ Izo n mutual bcncllclary society. Old soldiers at tho Mllford Homo re tnrn thanks (or furnlturo donated. Maj. J. II. Showaltor of Fremont wants to succeed Frank Whlto as U. S. ..senator. Nebraska City's salvation army will &Ito a freo dinner to tho poor on Christ mas day. An Otoo county patriarch of sixty four was recently married to a blushing wiuow or sixty. Tho Salvation army of Nebraska City gave a freo dinner to poor child ren on Christmas. II. P. Knapp shipped a ilno load ot mules from Ithaca place last wcok to tho St Louis market. An Indian on tho reservation near Rushvlllo kilted himself to cscapo ar rest for horso stealing'. 0. 11 Jones of Nuckolls county sold rt brood sow tho other day that tipped tho beam at COS pounds. Mr. llaker, Into agent of the Gllcrcst Lumber company at Oconto, was con victed of embezzling $140 from his em ployers. Tho rcsldonco of Joseph Motzuor of Arapahoo was destroyed by fire. Tho contents wcro saved. Loss, $000; in surance, 8400. A. Ilocdcckcr of Plattsmouth was re pairing a corn shcller when tho horses suddenly started, and now ho has but ono thumb. Tho 15-months-old infant of Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Hardv of Elk Creek swal lowed a safety pin and tho crisis passed without Injury. A hedgo fence deal was worked at Wayne, and tho Republican says it was a clear case of "a smooth conlldenco - man taking in suckers." Tho mayor and councilmon havo started a subscription list for tho bene fit of tho south Omnha hospital and headed it with an individual donation. Tho Ord irrigation district is making arrangements to sell their $50,000 ot bonds, and will push tho work of ditch construction as rapidly as possi ble. Firo broke out In tho residence of I. F. Lccdom of Dakota City. Tho building and contents wcro destroyed. Loss about $1,000, with small insur ance. Several cases of dipthcrla havo been reported to tho David City board of health in various parts of that place, and It is feared that it may become an epidemic usorgo Smith, aged 22, son of ffm Smith, tl farmer near Octavia, was killed by klclcrom a horse. Tho horso was sick and young tiuilth was attend ing to him. Hog thloves aro operntlng north of Pierce. One farmer went to town and loadod up with Bhot and shell and there may bo a fow human corpes lay ing around thero ero long. At Lincoln C. J. Wincingcr wns bound over to tho district court in tho sum of 500 to answer to tho chargo of bastardy proferrcd by Mary Cizek. Ho gavo bond and was released. Tho pcoplo ot Milford havo decided to hold an election, and tho candidate rcclving the highest voto will bo tho next postmaster, providing tho wishes of tho community aro respected. Thero is no market for shelled corn at'Winskle, thero being fear that It will heat. If car corn is taken HO pounds to the bushel is required for which tho holder is paid ton cents. A Lyons farmer comes forward with the statement that corn is not tho stuff to burn. Ho says coal is cheaper nnd ho advises farmers to sell their corn, even at tho present prices, und buy coal. Frank Frodahlcr, a student at tho in stitute for tho blind, Nebraska City, fell from a second story window, strik ing on tho brick walk, fracturing Ids skull very badly, and at this writing is very low. There is a probability that tho hour of meeting originally fixed for tho bi metalllst stato conference at Lincoln, may be changed from 2 o'clock in tho afternoon of Jan. 0 to 11 o'clock, a. in. of the samo day. A, black mare, 8 years old and weigh ing about 1,100 pounds, was stolen from Groen Swayze's barn at Elkhorn. An unknown man was seen tho day before walking west with a saddle, anil ho Is supposed to bo the man who stole the animal. D. W. Stevenson, for several years a resident near Monroo, left for parts unknown tho other night Ho aban dons his farm, which, it is claimed, is mortgaged for more than it is worth. He is said to leave other debts. D. S. Zimmerman, representative elect for York county, was repairing a fence at his suburban residence, and threw his coat and vest over a post When ho returned to get them, both articles, with tho valuables they con tained, were gone. Mrs. Smith, wife of tho Missouri Pacific section foreman at Paul, was sc severely beaten, by her husband as to rcqulro medical aid. Smith has been in jail for beating his wife before. The county attorney of Otoe tonnty will have a warrant issued for his arrest. A. 1). Dort of ISurchard lias just fin. ished husking 0,000 bushels of corn from eighty. live acres of "round. He plrnted and cultivated this cutirc Held alone, besides doing his other farm work, with the help of one man, did the husking. A result of tho meeting of Cuban sympathizers in Lincoln, is tho circula tion of a report that an agent is in tho city enrolling names of volunteers for Cuban service. A number of members of local military companies are sa 1 to have signed and are to report ut Kan sas City at the proper time. WORKING Mil SILVER SENATOR WOLCOTT 13 WITH A PLAN. BUSY l'rpnrlnj; tlio Way for .tnollirr Interim ttnnnl Confrrrncn Along tho Limn Lalil Down In tho fct. Limit 1'lnt form -Con-altlrrnlily Kncntirncctl Oier Iloports of 1'roL'nblo Success. Tor Silver Itrrognttlnn. Washington, Dec. 29.- A resolution oirercd in Republican caucus by Sena tor Wotcolt for the issuance of an in vitation to tho principal powers to join in u international monctnry conference having been adopted, five scnutors, friendly to silver, but not bolterH, were appointed to formulate a plan. Senator Woleott is working hard, and tho plan will probably be presented to the Senate soon after tho holiday reefs'. The tendency among tho members of tho committee is to leave tho number nml selection of tho conforrecs entirely to tho president and thus depart from tho precedent established In the Fifty third Congress, when provision was made for the representation of this country at a conference then proposed by dividing the selection of the con forrecs between thu president und Congress. An appropriation will bo provided for carrying the net into ef fect. It is not yet definitely determined how far tho proposed legislation will go in providing for this country to tuko the Initiative in securing thu con ference, but the probabilities aro that this also will bo left to the discretion of the President. Thu bill is being prepared to provide tho means for enrrying out tho Ilepub licau platform, and tho members of tho committee generally hold that Mi'. McKlnluy vlll require only tho means witli which to proceed to cause him to use his utmost endeavors to se cure an international agreement. The committee has been considera bly encouraged over tho reports re ceived as to the probabilities of suc cess. Senator Hoar, who is a member of tho commltteo, has told the in that France was aggressively in favor of an international understanding, and that tho sentiment In Germany was very favorable, but that tho emperor was tho stumbling block In that country. It was also suggested that Englund would bo found more traotablo than Is popu larly thought, that pressure of a busi ness character might bo brought to bear and that the payment in sliver of debts owed in this country to England might bring tho English peoplo to a realization of the importance of au agreement. WEYLER TOLD TODELAY. Humor Tlmt Hpnln AVI 11 Mnko Overtures lo tho llcliela. Nr.w Yoiik, Dec. 2 8 A Madrid spe cial says: It is rumored tlmt General Weyler. has delayed fresli operations against tho insurgents in order to givo time to discover tho disposition of tho bands and their chiefs since tho death of Mncco, with a view to feeling his way to proparing tho ground for fin islinig tho present Cuban war like the past insurrections in Spain and Cuba, where money and unotllcial negotia tions prove more telling arguments than force of arms, directly tho Insur gents saw no moro hope of foreign aid. It is also bolioved in diplomatic cir cles that Spain will tuko advantage of the dispositions of Presldeu Cleveland nnd Secretury Gluey to negotiate quickly and directly with tho United States to secure American neutrality by granting discriminating concessions in tho contemplated Cuban tariff and fair promises of colonial autonomy be fore the accession of MeKlnley. "Kansn Kill" Contrite. Spatti.k, Wash., Dec. 28. Gay Harshman, alias "The Kansas Kid," who was convicted recently of passing 810,000 worth of counterfeit money, lias made a statement totheefl'cet that his pal, George Colliding, who is now serving time for counterfeiting, and who squealed on him, confessed to him that ho was ono of the three men who held up the Northern Pacific train at Hot Springs in 1801, when tho pas sengers in tho sleeper wero relieved of S3.000. It is believed tlmt Hurshmnn also had a hand in tho hold up. Conk ling is not a bad man, but Harshman is an old criminal nnd a desperate man. lli'lelum's MlnUtir Itct-allctl. Wasminoton, Dec. 28. After seven years' service in Washington, as repre sentative of his government, Alfred Lcghoyt, tho Helgian minister, pre sented his formal letter of recall to President Cleveland to-day and ex pressed the regret he felt at being ob liged to sunder the ties which had bound him to America. The President responded in suitable terms. He has been transferred to St, Petersburg. London llolltluy Tr.ulo (.runt. London, Dec. 28. The Christmas weather has been of the mildest de scription, foggy, without snow. Hut tho holiday trade has been the best in years, especially in jewelry, fancy nr tleb's, books and mechanical toys. Tho receipts last Monduy at ono liig co operative store alone was S112,00.. An average of 200.COO parcels were handled daily at tho main parcel office, where 1,100 clerks worked night and day. A fjoduUti Woman' Durst. Pouti.ANP, Ore,, Dee, 28. Miss Mary Ellen Thaxtcr of Sedalia, Mo , is hero endeavoring to obtain positive evidence of the death of her fn titer, Everett Thaxter if he is indeed dead to ex pedite th distribution of a 5500,000 estate in St. Louis, in which nhi; Is in terested td the extent of S250.QQO. Uljr imv York I'lrr. Xhw Yoiik, Dec. 28. Firo Yesterenv morning destroyed two big buildings on East Twenty-Third street, partially destroyed tho New York Polyclinic hospital, and compelled tho removal of its patients, drove a score of familius from" thetr hornet in adjoining build ings, and did 5500,000 damage. ('Ire nt Bun l-'raiit'lttcD. San Fkancuco, Dec. 28. Fire yes terday noon destroyed the plant of l'raiu is Valentine A. Co , ono of the largest pi nting l'nus in the city. Loss g;o 000, A tircman was fatally hi.-- NO EUROPEAN OBJECTIONS. Reports of Spanish Aid Id Cuba Entire! ra'tc. Washington, Dec. 23. It is denied ofllclally und authoritatively that any European government either direct or inuirccuy nan mnae any representa tions whatever to tho United States to restrain or prevent its free action in connection with tho Cuban Insurrec tion, A similar report was denied by authority several weeks ago. A. Von Unicning, secretary of the German cm bissy, Fald that so far as the embassy here was concerned no such intimation had been received. He discredited tho whole story. "Wo havo not hoard ti word concerning Cuba," said he, "for threo months." Senator-elect Money of Mississippi, now n member of the House foreign niYuirs committee, proposes to leave Tampa, Flu., next Saturday morning for Havana, to remain a wcclc or ten days in Cuba. Ho will seek an audi enee with Captain General Weyler and will ask him to provide an escort and a flag of truce, so that he can go into the heart of the territory occupied by the insurgents, with a view of finding out what is going on. Mr. Money says he is determined to make as lengthy a journey into tho interior of Cuba as his time will permit, and it is under stood that he will endeavor to com municate with the insurgents whether Captain General Weyler grants him permission or not. He realizes that it will be a risky thing for him to proceed on his own account if a permit is refused hiin. However, he is so titixioun to have trustworthy information that ho will take the chances, even if lie finds himself luter locked up in prison. It is his intention to stato frankly to the captain general that ho visits the island because it is Impossible to procure from President Cleveland or Secretary Olney tiny ofllclnl Informa tion regarding the condition of affairs in Cuba, und, as a member of Congress and of the House committee on foreign afl'alrs,"ho wishes to know what ho is doing before he casts his vote for or against any ono of tho several resolu tions pending. Mr. Money was tin ofllcer in tho Con federate army during the war under General Forrest, and his four years' service in the field whetted his interest in military operations. He thinks that his visit will nt least enable him to learn moro than he could by depend ing on jtlio btato department lor in formation. SEEKING FOR AN EXCUSE. Illinois National Hank OllU'crx nro l'cnl tent. Washington, Dec. 28. When a com mltteo of directors of the collapsed National Hank of Illinois called on Comptroller Ecklcs to-day for it per sonal conference regarding tho bank's affairs, the doors wero locked and slrict secrecy obsorved. Tho directors stated to Mr. Eckels that they desired to mako a stntemftrt in regard to their connection with the affairs of the bank and toexplnin their relation to its management, sinec the letter written to them in 1895. Mr. Eckels said that he felt confident that the management of the bank had been very negligent, nnd the directors explained that since the receipt of Mr. Eckels' letter they had repeatedly tried to close negotiations for the sale of the Calumet Electric railway, but the business conditions of the country, the long political campaign and the trouble with tho Diamond Match company had caused a failure of these negotiations thus far. They expressed a desire to do everything In their power to aid tho receiver in realizing the utmost from tho assets of tho bank. Mr. Eckels Impressed upon the di rectors that ho would expect them to make every possible effort to realize from the Calumet road and nt the best figure possible. Tho delegation informed the comp troller that they had no one to recom mend for receiver, and no protest to make against the appointment of any one, and wero perfectly willing to co operate with nnyone Mr. Eckels might see fit to appoint. The delegation said the directors were very hopeful that the affairs of the bank would be completely settled within the next twelve months and that every obligation would bo met, and that the assets probably would be sufficient to leave the real esthto cicar. This afternoon Mr. Adams of tho commltteo gave out tho following: "We had a very pleasant interview with tho comptroller. Our purpose was to show whut we had tried to do to Improvo the condition of the bank sineo tho receipt of the comptroller's letter a year ago. Our talk was main ly about the Calumet Electric. We feel that the comptroller will do nil he can to realize all that can possibly bo realized out of the assets." (.'mulcted of Hancln? IIli Wife. Clahkr, S. I)., Dec. 28. Christian Christiansen has just been convicted of wife murder and sentenced to tho pen itentiary for life. It was supposed that his wife had committed suicide, us she was found hanging to a trco in a tree claim. It now appears that ho hung her to the tree from his wagon and then drove out from under, leav ing her there. Circumstantial evl ecueo was found which rendered the suicide theory untenable. Notnl .MuslclniiK United. Sax FitAXt'isco, Cnl., Dec. 'J8. Ous tuv Hinrichs, the musical director, and Miss Montgomery Fleming, contralto, wero married tit the home, of his par ents in Alameda, Dec. 17. There were present only the parents of the bride nnd groom and Carl Uhllg, who acted ns best man. Urutal Jefferson City Murder. Jeffkhhox Cm, Mo., Dee. '". Tho body of a l"-year-old colored girl was found in the rear of Stamtlis' furni ture store with the head crushed and the abdomen cut open. Tobo Laua ban, a negro, was arrested, but the evidence against hiin is meager and cncumstantial. A lynching Is possb blc. A Negro Uoy ShootH u VoUceiumi. Pakis. Ky , Doc. 28. .lohnborfllowe, a 15 -year-old negro uoy, lataih ;iU sli.it aJth-M- Po'icsmau Lacy at Cvnthiuna; mas eve wheu the ofuccr nlti-nt-tcd to arrest him. Last night he was lrouc'lit here for safe keeping 'TWAS BAD BANKING? OFFICERS OF THE ILLINOIS NA TIONAL ACCUSED. Tlio President Mainly to Itlmnn Illrertn 1'hrc lipclnres that Cnluinrt Loam Nnvrr Appeared on tlio Hooks Submit ted to tho Loan Commltteo A Schema for nn Immense fortune In Stock. Hank Directors Misled. Chicago, Dec. 21. "Never did i see on the book kept for the purpose, of informing the directors of tho bank ns to who were the applicants for loans the mine of the Calumet Electric rail way." said Director Page of the defunct National Hank of Illinois to-day when asked how such large loans were made by the bank and ostensibly given with the sanction of the directors. Mr. Pago said as to the manner in which tho business of tho bank, us far as tho directors were concerned, was conducted: "The directors appointed from among themselves what you might term for convenience sake an auditing committee The plan was to let one director drop out caeli mouth, some other taking his place. Eacli day the committee would meet at the bank. Its business being to- p;m upon tho applications for loans. A record of these applications was kept in a book designed for the pur pose. In this book was also kept op posite the name of each applicant a record of the collntcrnl offered to ef fect tho loan. When the committee wns ready for business Mr. Schneider would come into the room, bringing with him this book and with it an other book in which was recorded the daily balance of the would-be bor rower and also a record of how much ho had previously borrowed." i'iii:9ii)i:NT hchnkiukii to iilami:. "You say that Mr. Schneider used to bring this in?-' "Almost invariably. Seldom was Mr. Hammond before the committee. At odd times he would bo called In to answer some question as to an appli cant's business or to clear up a point about some collateral offered, but Cap tain Schneider was almost always tho bearer of the books. The committee would look over the books carefully, and in some instances refuse to sanc tion a loan. In others tlio loan nsked for would be cut down, nud In cases where the applicant and security wero nil right the accommodation was of course granted."' "Did the committee never ask to see the actual collateral offered or did they simply take the word of Mr. Schneider or Mr. Hammond that the security was actually in tho bank and actually what it purported to be in the memorandum book'?'' "Wo had been in business with Mr. Schneider nnd Mr. Hammond many of us for thirty years. To havo made such a demand of them would have bfcen a personal insult." "Were not the suspicions of the com mittee ever aroused by the lnrge sums loaned to the Calumet Electric'.'" . "Never did I see the name of the Calumet Electric railway appear on this book as an applicant for n loan." "What have you to say about the published statements regarding Mr. Hammond s connection with tlio un explained transactions?" "They aro all true; every one of them " I B1IA1U' WOHK ON TWO SIDl.B. The Post declares that W. A. Ham mond, second vice president of the closed National Hank of Illinois, is to be made tho scapegoat of the failure, and continues, quoting a friend of Hammond: "Hammond is a broken man to-day, but he is not any more to blame for tho amount of money loaned on Calumet securities than are the members of the finance committee of the bank and Its directors. It wns necessary to tlio purposes of it man conncctc'd with tho South Chicago City railway and an ofllcer of one of tho best known banks of this city, to de preciate the Calumet Electric road's stock, and to this end these two men brought about the wrecking of the Notional Hank of Illinois. Of tho bank's funds S2, 17.",0!)() had been loaned on the Calumet sccuritio. The plun for wrecking was brilliant. Cause on investigation, depreciate Calu met stock und buy it. Then com bine this valuable property of sixty three miles of new track equipment and franchise with the South Chicngo railway, eventually combining with tlio Chicago City railway and make n fortune of millions within five or ten years. The truth of the mat-er is that members of the finance committee nnd certain directors of the Nntional Dank of Illinois have known the amount of the Calumet loan an I have hoped to make individual fortunes on the suc cess of the venture. George Schneider, tho president of tho National Dank of Illinois, lives in u rather showy brick residence at 2000 Michigan avenue. He is 73 years of age and Is rather feeble In health. When called upon to-day he said he should havo no statement whatever to make and sciincd unite broken. THE GRAND ISLAND SOLD. Only Ono 151(1 of 83,000,000 MhiIo for tho lto.ul. IlASTixns, Neb., Dec, 24. The public sale of tlio St. Joseph .t (Irand Island rullroad was held at tho depot here to day. Edward Slmonton, special mas ter of M. Paul, Minn., had charge. There was but one bid nnd that was by William Hull for Frank II. Olcott, who represents the fir.it mortgage bondholders of New York. Tho road sold for S.1,000,000. A Illrli Mioitrlun ti sitli'lilv. j'liflr Giiovk, Mo., Deo. "M. William J. WvSli. ti wealthy cattleman of Hell Air, eoirfmltted suicide yesterday by hanirino hifsiell i the loft of his barn Jle was an 'nl ntial Democrat anil a Mason of note for some time. d been insauo LWJneen I llluoKnl.ttii TraSiHl?' Nkw Okllaxs, I. a I)oc, ' l!l&eu Luiuokalani wi 'iiuYim ttrrncu lit I'll nn'niin ri, tiviiiiwin ii uy .urn. .w ... ..'..! t... X l'..'.'jm iiidhcrtwn (U iiwn. Afilnn. an 1 V" i u v aid vn I a ii.a'e attend "nt,f H - hft imivPatc-ly c -r tho Ljj'stiilo a NashM 'e for Inc North n time a c removed to N has reason to bo it! tho fact that ho is today. every cent, oi n mauo on n i.asi year usyoi no tiatt sju acres in corn,250 acres in small grain, 2d horses, CO head of cattlo und 150 hogs. In our "NnmtASKA Hook" U0 pages with maps and illustrations, nro doz ens of statements like that of Mr. Thor rell. They are made by farmers who havo made a success of farming. They show that Nebraska is as good a stato as any in tho Union. The book in which they npnear is as different from the ordinnry agricul tural pamphlet as day is from night. It is interesting, practical and truthful. In n straightforward, simple fashion, it tells you everything you need to know about Nebraska Its climate, people, schools, churches, railroads, markets, soil and crops. It explains why the Nebraska farmer makes mon- I cy in spite of low prices and hard times. Why land is cheap. And how it is aS easy for an intelligent and in dustrious man to HUY n Nebraska farm as it is to rent one in any state cast of the Missouri river. Every farm renter who wnnts to be come a farm owner; every farm owner who is tired ot trying to make money off high-priced land; every father who wants to givo his sons a start on tho high road to independence, should write for a copy. Free. 1 T l.M A -"MO Gcu'l Pass'r Agt., Burlington Route, Omaha, Neb. A woman can pick out a brido as far as l.liQjnn seo her. Liens and Users nro too weak lunged to t mi more than halt a mile. Ptso's Cure for Consumption has saved me largo doctor hi K C. L. Hnker, -1288 Ho Rent Sq.. Phi ndelphia, Pa , Dot. 8. 1MI5. Tho fatter a woman is has, the less hair sho 'J ho test timo for hours after n meal. exercise is ntout two Gladness Comes With a better understanding of tho transient nature of the muny phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in tho knowledge, that so many forms of sickness nro not due to any actual (lis- r.isp. butsimnlv to rt constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrupof Figs, prompt- ly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millionsof families, and is everywhere esteemed bo highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects nre duo to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal clcuiiliucss without debilitating the organs on which it nets. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. If in tho enjoyment of good health, and tho system is regular, laxatives or other remedies tire then not needed. If afflicted with any nctunl disease, one may bo commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should have tho best, and with the "well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely ., ...1 n nlnnLi mncf ironnral cnticfri Alfin. Oat!.1 UliU m WIUJ.ftWMV.M WMWWV . .w ltohi.wttlntlieniartrlArltofiirbaiiiiliia,ete, l liter l'rool .siicnllilnix or am material, me Vial ai :n imi i v i:ot)i iMjto.,iA.Miit,.,.j. Ql AICC GUSINESS AND SHORTHAND COLLEGE DLHIXCo actual Iluaixrs 1'kom Tub bTAitT Teaches business liy Uoln-; business. Alio tlKiroiiL'li Instruction In all lunncliea by mull. I.lfo sebolntslilp n. MX month-, couro SSO. Corner ltSth and Capitol Avenue, Dtnaiia, rscnrasKa. ft A f"fc SSanagor ana Ajrents unntcil 1-4 U Y lor Ur Knv's I'tcrino Tonlo. no mo'icy rcqulrcil until cooils arc sola "Woinau hood." a vnluablo booklet on femal ilie.iso tree Pr II J Kav Medical Co Oinnhi. NeU oMhIstWeMworks Cloir I'.rpslr for ; HJ ' ' "tir, a07 lJOULA8 (ST., OJiAIIA, HEEL fflPIUaaSDRUNKEMRCSS 'gg'aThompson's Eye Water. MifJy ' " -iRk.ouAUTriLnrriKTnnroi.'-'Ai'icr. ami nut in a c $W$WAMMMM7y Xl ,bl""ttc Tribune $miIjZjmm&i -oral da-vjrtbune. Vj?.y'y.-'r 1 IT - - Cheap Limit anil Unmet STRoXWATERPROOF.rB-- Are to be had on tho Frisco Line in KottUSTnor HATTM!. outtn-M ( or fro... Missouri, Arkansas and Kansas. Jho A-i-IR'c':?M"'W bost route from St. Louis to Texas and " MOHr-w,Ht a I hnmhrniv lorxiire X CI ATTICA. St. Jacobs Oil J I It turni back the screw. -It unwind t4,MtH')"M'HMCKi-HK-M HM Hf HH- x internal fierson. Ively, iP5i sample. tHSftfr -CO" A s Sarsaparilla CTio Best In fact tho Ono Trno Wood Parkier-. Hnnd'; Pill; cur0 I,Tcr llls easy to take, cosy to operate. 25a .Minting n Lop With n llenr. Incidental to tho recent great storm, many stories will undoubtedly got Into circulation that will exhibit heroism, romance nnd ludicrous incidents dove tailed with the accounts of loss of prop erty and the wreckings of fortunes. John Baker came down Miller river on a big fir tree. Mr. Baker seated him self at tlio butt end of tho tree, and af ter going down about a half n mile he had company. A hugo black bear, swimming for his life in tho seething water, climbed on tho tree and station ed himself about thirty feet from tho man. In addition to hisalready preca rious situation, that bear nearly fright ened Mr. Baker to death. But Mr. Bear was about as badly frightened as tho other fellow, and when the current finally drifted the tree to dry land, tho bear took to ills heels with as much alacrity as Baker. Seattlo Post A no-Cent Cnlendnr Tree. J'rrlinps the lnont licnullfiil rnlcmlnr ImieJ for t)ipiar'ii7l The Vot rn foirNio Art Csl Irmliir, nlileli l Klen to rsch kiiljscrliier to tint psiierfor tliejiar'Ui. It I wailc up of fimreharm ln pictured, ucautlfnllyrcprofluceil In twclw Imp mnnlmi colors. It l hi form a fottrpasc folder, ulilcli. when I'xlemleil. I 10x21 liieheslimlM1. The ciilijects arc (UllKhttully attractive. This calendar uinki ft a ddlraliln ornament for n mantle, centre tabic or wrltliiK link. It la offi'reil for ale only liy the pnlillriif rs of Tlir Yoitii' C'omi'VMos at. En cent tier com. Only liccaue of the enormon niimocr ptioiiMicu is u posmoic mr inc puoiinci or Tub (ovrwios- to fend It fnl to all Com . ... i".. .." .,.. .. .. hmoj tubterllicr1. A Gncnt Itlsk. Two impecunious Scotsman came up on a saloon. They had only "sax- pence" between them, so they ordered "one nip o' whutky." Thcyywcre hesi tating who should have the ftrstdrinjf, when an acquaintance" joined" them. 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