HPnHMIMinMIIIIHMnMHMM mmntmmmMrf iiaf itfiujwwuJHimmigwfwwWMIWiHiIBi Ill HEMINGFOKD IIERALD. xnos. j. o'KEEwrjc, mMUbw. HEMINQFORD, NEBRASKA. NEBRASKA NEWS. rnplllion is in need of a new depot. Cedar Bnplds is suffering from n long lege of diphthcrin. Keith county has nbout 830,000 tied up in broken banks. Wolves tiro becoming very trouble tomo in Grant county. Tho women of Lexington nro waging war against tobacco, Alfalfa seeds Bells in eonfo parts of tho sUto for SI a. bushel. Commissioner Faught of Deuel coun ty is very low with erysipelas. Many farmers aro using corn for fuel as it is chenpor than coal. Evangelist Redding is battling with tho hosts of sin at Wood River. Nebraska City has & Bleating rink with a floor of suro enough ice. The Kearney charity association re ports several cases of destitution. It was 13 degrees below zoro at North Flatte during tho recent cold snap. The Boeno county "Blade, published nt Albion, has raado its appearance. In Nuckolls county tho ground is frorcn to a depth of eighteen inches. Dr. Hadlyof Cedar Bluffs is prepared to givotho "Edlsoa" euro for consump tion. At Alliance Thursday morning the mercury registered 11 degrees below zero. Tho largo flouring mill nt Rushvillo has been placed in tho hands of a re ceiver. Several deaths from croup havo oc curred over the stnto in tho past week or two. A Plattsmouthypung man of twenty two married a young girl six years his senior. Tho North Bend flouring mill is run ning night and day to keep up with its; orders. There is talk of organizing n stock company to build an opera houso at Ponca. A mull carrier in Cherry county had to abandon his routo on account of tho deep snow. Grand Island is preparing to survivo the invasion of tho nowspaper hosts next month. Dodgo county treated tho inmates of its poor farm to a special Thanks giving feast. Some little troublo has been experi enced of late up at Willow Island from cattle thieves. York county farmers paid $9,000 more mortgageindebtedness last month than they incurred. The annual meeting of tho state press association will bo held at Grand Island January 14 and 15. Polk county paid $331 for publishing its tax list. Merrick paid S124 for all official printing including tax list. Way no is ono of tho few towns of any size in the northwest part of tho btnte that has not adopted n curfew law. Mlko O'Neil, living near Julcsburg, was thrown from a horse and so badly injured the doctors say ho will die. Thero is quito on epidemic of diph theria in and around Milburn and a number or fatalities have occurred. Tho little son of George Rallies, liv iug near Madison, got a bean iu his windpipe nnd is not expected to live. Four children of Louis Schultz of Goge county wero down with pneu monia at tho 6amo timo. No fatalities. Dr. naywood Mardcsty, of Frontier county, was lately adjudged insano and sent to tho hospital for treatment. Charlie McFaddcn took threo hogs to St. Edward that were soventeen months old and weighed 1,033 pounds. Tho broom factory of John D. Syas at Fairmont was burglarized one night last week and about four dozen brooms stolen. Entranco wbb gained by break ing the lock of tho door. Steel range fakirs are circulating in Cedar County looking forsuckors to whom tbey can sell steel ranges for $00 that any reputablo hardware man never thinks of asking moro than S10 for. a man suuject to epilepsy nau an attack whtlo walking along tho right of way near Dunbar, and lay uncon scious all night. Ho was fatally chilled when found. . Hall county farmers aro not experi encing any loss of their hogs from cholera, which seems to prevail to an alarming extent in some portions of Buffalo county. An enterprising Ponca man is pre paring to build a dam on the creek between Ponca and tho river for the purpose of obtaining ice to supply Ponca next summer. A United States marshal arrested farl Johnson nnd Nels Johnson in Nick erson township. They were wantedfor roDDing mo unitea states mall at a little town in South Dakota. The West Lincoln packing house company will soon begin killing hogs, and expect to run the plant with its full complement of 100 men and at the full capacity of 12,000 to 15,000 hogs per day. An interesting entertainment was given to the veterans of the sol diers' homo at Milford last Friday by tho teachers and pupils of the Milford fccbpols. The program consisted of lining, recitations and marches. C LlONIiSSfl IT IS NOT UNFAVORABLE TO SPAIN. TROUBLE NOT PROBABLE. Tho Spitnluli Stntciimnn Think the I'rc ldcnt Mcmheo In Merely Calculated to Arrest tho Itnpntlcnco of tho dhigolit In This Country nnil Thnt Nothing Will t Mo Done. v Mxnmn, Deo. 14. Senor Kmlllo Cas tcllar, tho noted Spanish republican leader, gives tho following statement of his opinion of that part of President Cleveland's message which rofcrs to tho Cuban question: "I do not coivt Bldcr tho President's messago unfavor able, to Spain, becauso tho attitudo of Mr. Clovclnnd reminds mo of that of General Grant in 1873. only that Mr, Cleveland reads harder lectures tt tho insurgents and the jingo elements in tho United States. His silenco on Cu ban independence and his opposition to recognition of bolligercncy shows really honest, correct, statesmanlike conduct. So does his official disposition toward Spain. I portdst in believing that tho moro reasonable, tho far sighted clement of the American peo ple, tho old Puritan stock, will give us fair play. I approve tho temporizing attitudo of Mr. Cleveland in the first part of his lnecsage. 1 considor his re ply to tho party resolution of tho American congress last winter ns a damper for the insurgents, In tho lat ter part of the message undoubtedly thoro are unpalatable declarations, ugainst which all patriotic Spaniards protest for instance, what he says about tho sale of Cuba, the inaccurato statements concerning the situation In tho colony and tho conduct of our forces and generals. But we must ills tinguish In the latter part of the mes sago between tho purely hypothetical surmises as to what Amorica would deem herself justified in doing if Spain wore Impotent to crush the insurrection promptly, and tho friendly advice and suggestions vol unteered by Mr. Clovclnnd when ho recommends nnd oven otters to co operate in obliging tho Cubnus to accept autonomy or home rule, which we ourselves offered them a largo in stallment of in the law which tho Cortes passed last year. We must bo practical and understand that this part of tho message is calculated raorely to arrest tho impatience of tho public in tho United Stutcs nnd to check once for all any Euroucan power attempting to interfere with tho pol itics of tle new world. Mr. Cleveland thus gains timo nnd allows us to expect that ho will romaln friendly to the end of his terra of office." LIBERTY, MO., VIGILANTES. Two Thieves Taken From Home and Whipped With Ropes. LmEnxv, Mo., Dec. 14. At 11 o'clock last night forty horsemen rodo to the houses of J. J. Overstreotnnd 'Curloy" Eggleston, near tho new cemetery, took tho two to a pasture nearby and, after tying them to a tree, severely whippad them with pieces of rope. The two had been stealing chickens, harness and other things and had served several jail sentences for such offenses. They lived in a row of houses near the Hannibal track. A third man was warned to leave tho commuuity. Tho vigilantes have been very active recently, nnd appear to bo determined to reform bad characters or force them to leavo the community. CHAIRMEN NAMED. Lieutenant Qoicrnor-Klrct Harvey An' nouttces rivo Committee Chiefs. Topkka, Kan., Dec. 1 1. -Lieutenant Governor-elect Harvey, president of tho senate, caused surprise to-day by making tho announcement of h s selec tion of tho chairmen of five importunt benato committeemen as follows: Ways and means, ex-Governor L. D. Lcweil ing of Wichita; judiciary, W. B. Cros sen of Miami county; railroads, ex Congrebsman W. A. Harris of Leaven worth county; fees and salaries. H. G. Jumper of Osage county; agriculture nnd irrigation, L. P. King of Cowley county. The Steel Trust Still Stands. PITT5MTRO, Pa., Dec. 14. The Bes semer Steel association of the United States adjourned after a three days' bcsslon when George S. Grlscom, the secretary, gnvo out the following state ment: "Qwing to conditions existing in the iron nnd steel trade, no fixed price has been arranged by the asso ciation for billets, slabs and sheet bars, covcrcij by the association. However, tho association continues intact and tho adjournment was taken with a harmonious feeling existing among tho members." ' A g Alabama Company Vails. BliiMlNGUAU, Ala., Dec. 14. A bill lias b?cn filed asking for a receiver for thp Elyion company, the largest land cone rn in Alabama. It controlled 'ovcr"S2,0ob,O00-worth of property in and nronud Birmingham and lias 81, 700,000 bonds outstanding with the trust company. beatsMu Trlcet Tu'xe a Fall. Loxdon, Dec, 14. The first big heal 6kin sale of tho season occurred on Wednesday. Although the offerings were far below the usual number, be ing duly" Ctf.ODO pelts, there was a great decline, averaging 20 per cent, iu prices The reason given for tills is that the trade in America has not yet recovered from tho turmoil of election. American AVarahln at Havana. Havasa. Dec. II, The United States warship Newark arrived hero this morning. Nothing can bo learned of ber errand or whither she is bound. OOV. SMITH IMPUGNED, to-Clcrk ltnddlag Make Sensational Statement About the Home Manager. Wasiiixoto, Dec. 14. William I Redding, an ininato of tho Hampton, Va., Soldiers' home, who was the clerk of Governor Smith of tho Leavenworth homo from 1890 to 18N2, appeared to day beforo tho llouso commlttco in vestigating tho Leavenworth home nnd testified that he drew tho contract Svith tho Leslie Kceley institute, by which cures of tho morphine nnd nlco hol habits wero to bo ndminlstorcd to the Inmates. By tho terms of the con tract, 810 was to bo charged far the cure of tho morphine habit and 88 for the alcohol habit. Redding sWorc that on one occasion Governor Smith told hinl, when it was suggested that tho telnporanco socie ties should glvo him a medal for his activity in pushing tho Kceley cure, that he did not want a medal, what ho Wanted was "tho 81,000." This wns when negotiations with the institute wero pending. He also testified thnt Governor Smith raised tho sum charged to Inmates for the administration of tho euro to S20, although tho contract price Wuh 88. lio sold that Governor Smith took tho qure himself, and that subsequently ho (Redding) saw Smith under tho influence of liquor. Ho tes tified that uovernor bnntli frequently went to Excelsior Springs nnd re mained for several days. Redding testified to various minor incidents tending to show Governor Smith's arbitrary nnd oppressive treat ment of the inmates. He attributed his removal from a position ho held nt tho Northwestern home to Governor Smith's Influence. Ho was the only witness to-day. DEATH FOR TRAIN ROBBERS Governor Stono Speaks In Most I'oeltlto Terms of tho Crime. JKFKEnsox Cm', Mo., Dec. 14. Gov ernor Stono tills afternoon offered a reward of 8100 each for tho arrest and conviction of tho persons connected with tho attempted trntn robbery on tho Iron Mountain road in fit. Louis Wednesday night, and 3200 for each of the robbers who might bo sentenced to death, Tho governor said of train robbery: "In 1895 a law was enacted by the legislature of this stato making train robbing a capital offense. I heartily endorsed tho enactment of this law. Train robbing is u crime which greatly endnngors human life, as it is accom panied by circumstances of risk nnd danger and is perpetrated by armed and desperate men. It is usually accompanied by actual violenco done thoso in charge of trains and express cars. But in addition to the foregoing it is a erimo which brings a stato Into public disre pute greater than that of any other crime in the calendar of which I havo knowledge. Its frequent occurrence will do incalculable harm to tho state. It is a crimo that should bo broken up, nnd 1 confess disappointment and im patience that Juries do not deal with criminals of this class with tho utmost severity. Tho execution of a few of theso highwaymen n punishment always richly deserved would, in my judgment, put an end to this descrip tion of crimo in this state. AMERICAN VOLUNTEERS. llalllngton Booth's "Joilel the Conatltir tlon Stars nnd Stripes the Banner. New Yohk, Dee. 14. Comraander-in Chiof Ballington Booth nnd his staff field officers of tho Volunteers of Amer ica have draughted a constitution for the organization, following the spirit of tho constitution of tho United States, removing entirely any semb lance of autocratic power and avoiding any possibility of theological discus sion, the theological tenets being such ns will be readily accepted by all evan glelcal bodies with whom it is the desire of tho Volunteers to co-operate in all Christian work. The stnrs and stripes has been adopted us the banner of tho organization. Ihe Proposed Army Appropriation. Washington, Dec. H. Tho army appropriation bill for tho fiscal year of 1809 has been completed by the Houso military affairs committee, and Chair man Hull expects to call it up early next week. Tho amount isS23,122,400, 5150,000 less than for tho current year and 8710,000 below the estimates, the reduction being due to provision for average instead of full legal strength Tho principal reductions in estimates aro in pay, subsistence and the quar termaster's department. A provision is embodied to turn over to the interior department tho hospital at Hot Springs, Ark. Ten Years Kacb for Eootpads. Sauna, Kan., Dec. 14. Andrew Johnson and Edward Manning havo been sentenced to ten years each in tho penitentiary for holding up threo l)oys here last August, from whom they secured S7. Johnson is said to have served live years in tho Iowa peniten tiary for burglary. He claims to bo a printer of Kansas City. Manniug is 59 years old and is known to tho tramp fraternity throughout the West as "Denver Red." f A Iteporter In Contempt. FttANKKOiiT, Ky., Dec. 14. Frank G. Robblns of Cincinnati, who bus been here assisting E. G. Burkum of the Times-Star in court of appeals work, was arrested to-day for contempt of court. It is claimed that ho clandes tinely secured means for evesdropplng in tho court's consultations and gave out the decision in the Walling case to the Times-Star over nn hour beforo it was announced by the court. Still Doubt Maceo's Death. Key West, Flu., Dec 14. The story of Maceo's death is still discredited by the greater number of prominent Cu bans here. Yet there uro u number who fear it is true. All await tho ar rival of the steamship from Havana to day, however, beforo conceding it to be true. Thousands Starrlnrr Iu RutaU. Lonoos, Dec. 14. An Odessa dis patch to tho Daily News says thet thero are reports thero of famine in the Amur district of Bussla and that 10,000 people are starving there RESOURCES OF ALABAMA. Recited In tho Inaugural Address of Uovernor Johnston. Governor Joseph F. Johnston was in augurated governor of Alabama Dec. 1. Beforo taking tho oath of office ho de livered a long address, sounding tho kcynoto of his administration, which Is to promote tho development of Ala bama's resources nnd Improvo tho con dition of her people. Speaking of tho resources of the state ho eald: ''With nn area of but llttlo moro than fifty thousand squnro miles, thero Is no torrltory of llko slzo in the known world so prolific ih tho variety of its resources; wero n wall erected around our Btato, cutting off all access, wo could produce within our borders everything necessary for tho comfort or convenience of man. Great veins of iron ore nnd scama of coal put at our command almost boundless re sources In fuel, Iron, and steel. Splen did forests of yellow plno hero stand ready to build homes for millions of people. Building stono nnd marblo, fire clay, kaolin nnd llmo exist in great abundance; walnut, maplo, oak, cherry, ash and other hard woods await tho hand of man for manufacture or tho adornment of our homes. In tho pro duction of pig Iron wo take rank as tho fourth stato In tho union; in iron ore, third; in coal wo stand fifth; in tho production of cotton, fourth, and In its manufacture, fourth. In lumber wo aro near tho head of tho list. It would bo unjust should I fnll to in cludo In our minerals copper, lead, graphite, marl and gold; indeed, tho only mineral that we seem to bo with out and to want most is silver. Leav ing forest and mine and coming to our fields we find that they produce gen erously cotton, corn, wheat, rye, oatB, tobacco, rlco and the grasses and hero Is tho homo of tho pear, the peach, the grape and all small fruits. Vegetables are grown with great success, and this Industry Is Btcadlly developing. Our splendid rivero, tho Alabama, Coosa, Tallapoosa, Warrior, Cahaba, Blgbco and tho Tennessee, aro tho liquid ar teries of the commonwealth, fed by In numerable creeks, all fruitful in power to convert our raw products into arti cles of merchandise. Over 3,000 miles of railroads traverse our stato from north to south, and cast to west, fur nishing quick transportation to market for our products. When wo come to our cllmnto wo find that the Giver of all good tilings has not stayed His hand, and that Ho has blessed us with opportunity to labor twelve months In the year without detriment to health or comfort. Indeed, wo can scarcely ap preciate the blessings we enjoy in tills respect when compared with less fa vored regions, for even now wo are seemingly unconscious that roses aro blooming in our gardens, and the fra grant air Is sweet with their perfume. With a profound gratitude to tho God of our fathers, that our lots havo been cast In this sunny land, let us beseech Him to send warmth and vitality and enduring growth into every field of endeavor, that will mako us strong to accomplish tho things that mako a state loved at homo and re vered abroad." Tho Shoe and Leather Reporter pub lishes each week a list of shipments of boots and shoes. Tho Issue of Novem ber 20 shows a total for the preceding week of 07,00.1 cases shipped; tho cor responding week of last year showed 00,825 cases. Only five houses in tho United States had a larger number of eases shipped to them than did Bentley & Olmsted of Dcs Moines, who had a little moro than twlco ns many as all the other dealers in Iowa. LIVE STOCK AND TKODOUK JHAIlKKTS Quotntlons I'rom Xcwr York, Chicago, Loul', Omaha und hljowlicrc. OMAHA. St. Putter Croamcry separator.. CO lliittcr t'holco fancy country 1J IRl?s 1'rosh -I i rtilrlo chickens, uor doz 0 00 Ouull, per do 100 lied head and Mallard Ducks. 'A 0 21 15 ft 05 Zi (A 0 f0 6 1 50 ('5 3 75 GO MS 0 H 0 3 7r 5 Hi tt 1 40 tas 2 25 to 4 00 560 CS2 50 Sprltis C'hlckcns-druscd 'lurUeys , c'to mid Ducks Lemons Choice Mcsslnas.... Honey rancy Wlilto.. , Onions, pnr bu Ileaiih liuudplukod nvy ..... rotutoes .meet I'ottitoes per bbl Oranses 1'er box liny Upland, per ton Ainiles 1'cr bbl 5 8 r 350 II , i ai , :to a 75 4 50 1 25 fcOUTll OMAHA bTOOK MARKET. IIogb-Llght Mixed 3 20 0 a 31 Dors Heavy weights J is Hcef-fctcors a i' Hulls 1 ;o Milkers and springers 25 0J Mag : 00 Culvcs 2.V SIuks 2 2J 03 23 4 75 Gfl2 F5 G27 :a it 3 25 5 35 dl 3 50 C4 3 15 6i 3 31 & 3 81 a o) 4 500 L'OWH 1 tiniA... blockers nnd Feeders sheop NutUc Sheep Lambs 5 Fo 3 21 cllICAtiO. Wheat No. 2 Spring Corn l'cr bu Oath 1'or bu Turk Lard .. Cuttle Christ nuib buuvts...... Culvcs , Hogs Medium mixed Mirep Lambs , fcheep Ycarlluea ,. NEW YORK. Wheat No. 1, lmrd.... Corn No. 2, , Outb No. 2,..: Pork Lard ..... fcT. LOUIS. Wheat Na 2 red, cash Corn l'orbu Oats l'cr bu Hoys Mixed packing Cattlo Natlvo Milp'ng Steers. liANbAsU'lL'Y. Wheat-No. Shard Corn No.2 , Outs No. 2 Cuttle fctockcrs and feeders.. Hogs Mixed. fcheep Lambs , ,.,, fcliccp Muttons 21 13 0 Kl 3 77 A 40 5 50 3L0 3P0 3 W G 23!f Sow 5 3 IO (ft fi HO ft 75 (U4 5) Ijulf Ilrooko Acquitted. lEnnr, Okla., Dec. 10 Lady Brooke, wife of Lord It. T. Brooke, who is said to bo very wealth v, was accniltted hero of perjury In the United State court The trial lasted several days and wns exciting from the first. Able counsel wero employed on both sldos. Tho casu grew out of hind coutest In tho local lund oflice. At the Same Old (Jaine. JUseriEMJ, Mo., Dec 10. A farmer named Springston. residing in Ozark county fifty miles south of this place, has just been buncoed and robbed of 5500 by the old green goods swindle. 01 0 0l4 :l) 64 o 23 44 e.l-5 8 2, 8 15 4 IS (& 5 03 l ( Mli 21 &B 21', 13 & 20 2 fl) (ft 3 20 4 03 4 10 78 7s'5 18 ih 19 21 66 81", 2 7R 4 10 3 SO 3 3 3 00 & 4 35 1 (S3 S D 25 Creole Ulrls' Charming Kncllah. "Tho creolo gentlewoman will charm your car with an inimitable accent,but her enunciation will bo clear and line," Writes Ruth MoEnerV Stuart in tho De cember Ladles' Home Journal. Her English, acquired at tho convent of the Ursullno nuns, will havo n certain stilted form and a bookish tlavor.whlch you will quickly confess to bo an added charm when you got it from her own pretty lips, and in tho sonorous voice of tho south. And it will have, too, tho flavor of delicacy and refinement Even though Bho may occasionally glvo you a literal translation of a 1-rcnch idiom, she will give It to you with a naivete at once so piquant and so dig nified, nnd In so fine a setting of fin ished English, that you, if you aro a man, will bo ready to crawl at her feet. llutr to Keep Wrinkles A war. A simple preventive against tho appearance of wrinkles Is this: Satu rate a soft towel in very hot water, wring it nnd apply it to tho face, keep Intr it thero for at least twenty min utes. Then dry tho face very gently. This must be done just beforo going to bed. When traveling, if tho skin is verv sensitive, do not bathe tho faco except at night and in tho morning, and then throw a few drops of tincture , or benzoin into too water, eo mat. n may be made soft and agreeable to the skin. Ladies' Homo Journal. I'atso Wltncsies. Thero nre knaves now and then met rlth who represent cor aln loenl ulttors and pol onous stimuli ns Identical with or possess Insr properties akin to He Blotters Momach Hitters. Theo scamps only succeed In folstlnit tholrtrnsby compounds upon noo plo unncnniilnted with tho Rcntllno. article, which Is ns much their opposite lis day Is to nlRht. Ask and take no substitute for tho Brand remedy for mnlarln, dyspepsia, con stipation, rhoumatlsm and kidney trouble. Power of tho Camera. a Aiancncsicr piioiograpner relates that ho recently took a photograph of a child who was apparently In good health and had a clear skin. The neg ative showed tho faco to be thickly covered with nn eruption. Three days afterward tho child was covered with spots due to prickly heat. Tho camera had seen and photographed the erup tion three days before It appeared. It is said that another case of a similar kind is recorded, where a child showed spots on his portrait, that wero invisi ble on his face n fortnight previous to an attack of small-pox. Cnascs of Dcuth. Prof. Sncllison 6ays Hint not only 900 persons in 1,000,000, nccordlng to medi cal authority, die from old age, while 1,200 succumb to gout,lS,400 to measles, 0,7C0 to apoplexy, 7.0C0 to erysipelas, 7,.ri00 to consumption, 48,000 to scarlet fever, 2.r,030 to whooping cough, 30,000 to typhoid and typhus, and 7,000 to rheumatism. The averages vary ac cording to locality, but these are con sidered accurate as regards the popula tion of the globe as a whole. Catarrh Cannot bn Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, ns they cannot roach tho seat of tho disease. U turrh Is n blood or constitutional disease, nnd In order to euro It juu must tako In ternal tcmodlo3. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Inti riuilly nnd acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Hall's Ca tarrh Cure Is not a (intick medicine. It was prescribed by ono ot tlio best phy sicians In this country for years, and Is a recular prcscilpllon. It Is composed of tho best tonics known, combined nlth tho Lost blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. Tlio peifect combina tion of tho two Ingredients Is what pto du es huch wonderful results In curing Catarrh. Sond for testimonial, free. F. J. CHENKY . CO.. 1'iops, Toledo, O. t-old by drucglsts. i rice 75c. Hall'o I'amlly 1111-, aro the bet. Disquieting; Suggestion. "Why, sir," said tho gold standard man, who was letting tho leak in his cellar go at full tilt while ho talked finance with tho plumber, "it is a most unreasonable proposition. Wo might just as well take that lead pipe of yours and coin it." "Hold on, mister," tho plumber ex claimed. "Don't say the rest of it. Don't let such an idea get started. The thought of takiug anythiug as valuable as that lead pipe an' turn ing it into plain ordinary money, mnkes mo shiver with horror." Washington Star. FITS itoprtd free unit permanfMly cured. Nofltt nflcr first dny t us of Or. Kline's (J rent Ncn e Itestorer. Kr i! trial totUnd trtli fctiu! to Pa Km MW1 Arch ft., I'hllftdrlphlA, r. .Tumping at Concluilnn. Tlio Minister "Ilrother Brown, I hear jou attended tho theatre this week. 1 cannot tell you how dceph pained 1 am to hear this." rown-I5ut I thought yon didn't object to the theatre on principle mat you merely condemned tho objection able shows?" The Minister "That, alas, is just it! This must have been a particularly dis reputable performance. Why, I urn told that they had the 'Standing ltoom Only' sign out every night!" Very I.lliely. She You may say what you will, I think you will find that women are less wicked than men. I expect thnt heaven will be inhabited principally by women. He Very likely. Tho men.of course, will be found in tho smoking room bo low. Boston Transcript. $$0000 i SPRAINS $ St. b 5 AND" 5 it and fK all, L. . w AS sweet to live uwy Diooa. : 11 $mN 1 ttl jr TO CUKG A COLD IN ONE DAT. Take Laxative Brotno Qulntno Tablots, AH Druggists refund tho Inoncy It It tails to cure, sa Tho natlvo home of wheat is suprosed to Le tho mountain rogion of Armenia. Hope Returns to tho heart or tho victim bound in tho 'lialns or rheumatism, dyspepsia, scrorula. ca tarrh, when tho blood Is enriched and purified by Hood's Sarsaparilla Tlio Ono Truo Wood Purifier. AHDrnrglats.f I Hood's Fills &eXnTK aro tho beet afterdincet Stupidity 1'crsonincd. Old Jackson What you rldo back ward fo? Cuffeo So I won't have to turn ro'ind when I cum back. Gladness Comes With a better understanding of tho transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort In the knowledge, that bo many forms of sickness aro not duo to any uctual dis ease, but simply to n constipated condi tion of the avstem, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is (lie only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. , Its beneficial effects aro duo to the fuct, that it is the ono remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating tho organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, In order to get its bene ficial effect:, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and Bold by all reputable druggists. If in tho enjoyment of good hcnlth, and tho system is regular, laxatives or other remedies nrc then not needed. If nflllctcd with any actual disease, one may bo commended to tho most skillful phi-sicians, but If in need of a laxative, one should havo the best, and with tho well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely used and gives most general satisfaction. WOEV1M3HOOD IS & Mirroring women l.ow to guard aga nsl danger ous surgical operations and quack treatment Hie American Association of Physicians fassod a resolution to dt. tribute, a HI lie ooti on tcmalo fllteas-s. "Womanhood" ex plains all dl'eae nnd Irregularities peculiar to woman and giUs the best methods of bome treatment. Sent free for stamp to pay postage. Address Kleanor Kendall, tie North 25th St.,bouth Omaha. Neb DflDT DIIDWI0 lUrlne httn In tbe product HUUI I Ull 10 limbic" " rcsri, m well c Commission Mei nuBtstrdwtth the urantlof the cnant. omniiii. tradcsconitqurntljr can obtain WAM'KDI I nutter. Kec. Poui in miking r ( n"ct Jhi ?. tne niRiicu price . Am prompt in tnaklug; returm, and reipon- rcncei: Any oani PENSIONS, PATENTS, CLAIMS. JOHNW. MORRIS, WASHINBTOH. 0. C. Liu rrlaslpil Exualntr O. 8. Ftniloa Burtaa, 3 J il. la hut war, 13 adjudicating cltiml, sttjr. tWn. DrKay's Lung Balm &sssfrdgg& W. N. U., OMAHA-51-1806 When writing to advertisers, kindly mention this paper. l!URfft"rtllf!F ill FlSf FAil S Beit Couch Birup. TasUaOood. Ceo I latlme. Bold et drontuta. JaCObS Oil the foil. Use promptly feel the cure. That's but that is something sure. in' fllrl UliU'r wi 9 IL'" m k ' fib vJSSD VsKliH9H &ss feaiMf it your own baby or your neighbor's I tnat drove sweet sleep away? If s all un necessary. 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