Hemingford herald. (Hemingford, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1895-190?, December 04, 1896, Image 4

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PANTHEn I'Mnen HErf DED.
Iter Husband's lijn -if.li Mia lteast la
h Ottknrsa.
W. W. Smith, who resides In th,6
mountains About seven miles north of
Uklah, Cal., rtrrlvfcd'ln town yesterday
with the' sklnB of two largo panthers
which he had killed near bin homo Sat
urday evening last, cays tho San Fran-
Tclsco Chronicle. Ho also oxhlblted a
suit of cloth'es which ho had worn
at tho tltud of the killing. They wore
'torn to shreds and bore evidence of
the truth 'df the story which ho told
regarding tho dlfleulty he had In win
Ling tho trophies.
Mr. Smith. loft .ls homo early Mon
day morning for "the purpose of visit-
ll- ll.l mIim If Mnnnaalliil Ilia tirlfA
US mio I.IIJ. "O icilUBanu .. ...-,
to go over to an adjoining ranch, owned,
by J. W. Fltxslmmons, and remain .
there Until ho called for her on his
way back. Mrs. 'Smith was putting on
her bonnet when she was horrified to
observe the heaa of an enormous pan-
thcr through tho open door. She
sprang toward the window, hoping to
oscapo. At her first movement tho
panther sprang in at the door and
rushed under tho bed. Mrs. Smith
then ran through the door and rcachod
her neighbor's houoo thoroughly ex-
haustcd.
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companies by Fitzslmmons, left for his
u-,- -ro- viii , oonm nvnv n.o
panther. Fltzslmmons took a shotgun
and Smith was armed with a butcher
knlfo and carried a lantern. Reaching
tho house, Smith stepped Inside, when
the panther, which had been feeding
on tho remains of a deer, sprang at
'his throat, bearing him to tho ground
and breaking tho lantern. Smith finally
succeeded In gaining his feet and called
Fltxslmmons for help, but tho latter
won able to see only tho dim outlines
of tho struggle. ,
Smith plied his knlfo and finally nuc
cceded In administering a fatal wound.
Tho panther released his hold, and,
Hftcr a fow convulsive struggles, lay
on the floor. Smith, though scratched
and lacorated, was not seriously In
jured. Mr. and Mrs. Smith remained all
night at tho Fltxslmmons ranch and
returned to their homo Sunday morn
ing. On their arrival at tho house
they encountered another panther, tho
female, which wbb soon treed by Fltz
slmmons' doge and killed.
SPEED OP INSECTS.
A Comsaoa noma Fly Travail a Hits la
Thtrty-thraa Saeouds.
It is the poular belief that the flight
pf the birds Is much swifter than that
pf the insects, but a number or natur-
'allsl w 1 bave been making a study of
the ma think that such is not tho
case, sa. Science A common house
'fly, for example, is not very rapid in
Its flight, but Its wings make 800 beats
a cocond and send it through the air
twenty-flvo feet, under ordinary cir
cumstances, in that spaco ot time.
Whon the Insect Is alarmed, however,
It has been found that It can Increase
Its rate of speed to over 160 feet per
cocond. If It could continue such rapid
flight for a mllo in a straight lino It
'would cover that dlstanco In exxactly
33 seconds. It Is not su uucsminoa
thing when traveling by rail in tho
summer time to sep a bee or wasp keep- '
-lng up with the train and trying to
got In at one ot thu windows. A ewal
iow Is considered ono of the awlttest
of flying birds and It was thought until
"recently that no bisect could escape
IL 4 k.lii.flllat t.1tn nf n M nv.lllni
it. A naturalist tells of an exciting
chase he saw between a swallow and
a dragon fly, which is among the
swiftest of Insects. Tho InEect flew
with incredible ppeed and wheeled and
dodged with such ease that the swal
'low. despite its utmost efforts, com-
pletcly failed to overtake and capturo
Jt,
Mosquito and Karossna.
Chcstertown, Md., has found kero
sene effoctlve In getting rid of mosqul;
'foe's. "Soese citizens," says a resident,
"'had experimented with coal oil as a
remedy and were surprised at the ef
fectiveness of the liquid. The atten
tion ot the authorities was called to
the matter and after a series ot testa
the people were given official notice
that everybody should pour a little coal
plltn ralnbarrcls, stagnant pools and
'whenever water had colluded. No
great quantity ot oil Is required. A
tcaspoonful Is sufficient for a barrel of
water, Tho diminution In the number
of mosquitoes was easily noticeable and
"tiow the pest has been almost gotten
jrid'of' Neyy 3Tprk Tribune.
Tha Keaon.
"I wonder why," said Mrs. lSToodlo,
as Bho stood looking In the glosa, ''the
yoso Is nut In the middle ot the face,"
rfrf Noodle laid down his paper.
"That's easy enough," ho replied. "It's
Jjecause It's tho scenter piece."
And when Mrs. Noodle had had this
explained to her she laughed and de
:larrSd' that it was Jupt as funny aa
'some of those tilings you real in Ujq
papers. New York World.
Valuable Iron.
Thomas Morris,' rfddreselng the Staf
fordshire, England, Iron and steel man
ligers, mentioned having In his poaaes--slon
drawn wjre worti $1.32 a pound,
pr more than $3,000 per ton. Hairspring
'wire 1b worth $100,000 per ton and the
barbed wire used by dentists in tooth
"nerve extraction $2,150,000 per ton. The
tyaslc material of all s ordinary cheap
Mare to tbe Purpose.
Salvation Army Apostle-If you
swear at those horses, my good man,
you'll never go to heaven.
Tamster Ibumb'.y) I knows It,
mumj but It I don't I'll never get to
Tji'ijawanda. Buffalo Times.
DECLINE OF WALKINO.
the Hhiil la ItaoponilliU for
Deal of It.
Wo found hnt .from soveral causes
the paco was always best' at the end
of tho dny, says the Country House.
For ono thing, tho .legs do not fall
nto the proper swing for the first mile
ir two, and with a big task before us
wo knew better than to hurry at start
ing. A strong, steady paco goes fur
ther In this, aB In everything. Then
we soon lighted on the fact that at the
end of a hard day, If there was any
doubt about lasting it out, the only
ihanco was to make the going as fast
hb possible Two men walking together
may bo equally and utterly exhausted
In body and mind, but If they hare got
-l,lo1 atrMn
. ""77 ,r lin rn
there are miles In them still. To
"top or falter at such a time Is fatal,
Tho legs give way, the knees shako
nd a stlffnese comes over the body
"" ! shaken off with greater pain
each time, until at lost It wl 1 p rove
masterful altogether. Thirst pure and
'Plo I found easy to overcome by
nesr practice and resolution. In my
' daya I percpired profusely and
"uffered agonies In my parched throat,
f rlnklng at every spring which came
,n T,ew Soon tno tendoncy t0 pcr"
solratlon was mltlsated and I found
the simple determination not to drink
nut tho craving quite out of mind. I
put tho craving quite
always found It beet to drink us lit
tle as I could with comfort.
It Is of no uso shutting one's eyes
to the fact that long-distance walking
Is out of fashion and out of favor. I
am afraid the bicycle has given it
the coup do grace. It is natural to
prefer an exercise that will show you
eighty miles of country Instead of thir
ty with an equal amount of fatigue.
But I think and I know that the cy
clist misses a great deal, "in addition
to having chosen tho lens health-giving
pastime. In the cultivation of sound
lungs and broad shoulders the pedes
trian has no rival. He gets alt the
delightful smell of the country, which
the cyclist cannot catch whizzing along
In a swift atmosphorlc current He
geto all the pretty detail of woods and
fields and ditches and animal life, of
which the wheelman has only a blur.
Wo may legitimately turn the phraso
and say that he cannot eee the- trees
for the wood. Then it Is obvloua that
tho man on his feet can turn aside
and see tho cornera of nature and per
hapa finest of all Is the subtle and to
me alwayB exquisite pleasure of feel
ing the proud Independence of having
covered the ground by one's own un
aided locomotion. The walking man
Is the most self-contained man of all.
In a large town there are peculiar
itArrntfi to systematic walking.
chlefest Is the ring of dull and aorao-
imea drty suburbs which has to be
p,notrated beforo the open Is reached
nd actuai rjleasure commences. I al-
ways make a point ot starting from
outsldo, taking train to a suitable point
and returning by train. If need be,
from another. Want of company and
I fear declining energy curtail them
from the spans of yore. The solitary
ramDle. pleasant enough In Itself, will
cot compare with tho stimulus of a
good comrade, and you can never get
u the stcnm jn the same fashion.
Filled Chasaa tn Florida.
The "filled cheese" bill passed by
tho last congress goes Into effect on
con 4 and on and after that date a
neclal government tax of $250 per an- !
num win havo to be paid by all wfiole-'
. t .1 til nftn avintim h all
BIO QBRieiB UUU V. .u ujr I1
retall dealers In filled cheese. "Pilled
cheese" 1b the designation ot all adul
terated products or anything mado
from other substances than the curd
of pure milk. In addition to the spe
cial tax at the rates given all dealers
who have any filled cheese in stock
on oepu 3 are requiruu iu purcuuaa
special tax-Btamps, at the cost of 1 cent
for each pound, and attach these
stamps on tho packages containing fill
ed cheese. ThlB will only have to be
done with the stock on hand,
for any filled cheese receiv
ed after September 4 will hfcve
to be duly stamped by the manufactur
er, who Is required to pay a special tax
of $400 a year for manufacturing the
article. Tho tax 1b about the same thing
as the special tax paid by dealers in
oleomargarine. Exchange.
Allrg-od American Cliorrh Csitora.
There is nothing like going abroad
for tho news. A writer iu the London
Church Review Bays that It Is "a regu
lar custom" In San Francltco churches
and in other hot parts of America, tor
people to "get up and strotch them
selves, and even take a turn outside,
after the fashion of tho theater be
tween the acts." The writer thinks
that "It we (English) would adopt
some of these sensible ways our
churches might be generally filled
even In spite of the hot weather."
A Clover Taacher.
That was a clever kindergarten
teacher who wishing her class of boys
and girls to take up sewing and fear
ing revolt on tho part ot tho young
lads, cleverly managed that the'.r sew
ing should take the form of sa'lmak'.ng
for small boa's, learning to s Itch ball,
and to mend sweaters. The rc-sult ws
keen Interest and complete succeea
New York Times.
fjnlip 'T M
What Is a poor man to do? If he
does not laugh at a friend's- Jokes his
friend is disgusted, and If he does
laugh his friend tells AUQther joke.
Atchison Qlobe. n
li nuiinnir Up Trail
The captain ot a ferry boat nea.
Dangor, Mo., Ms drumming up trade b
presenting each lady who crosses on his
boat with a" pond Illy. -"
Final Proof --Notices
Hon. J. W. Wcnif. Jn., Itwliter.
Hon. F. M. Duoomk, ItocoWer.
Parties baring notices in this column aro ro
niirstM to mad the same carpf ulljr and report to
till olllen for correction anjr errora that may
exist. Tlil rlll proronl possible delay in
making proof.
..and Offico. Alliance, Neb., Deo. 2, 1598.
Notice In hereby' given that '
John 0. Alexander,
ot Ardtnore, 8 D., ha filrd notice of intention'
to make final proof lirforeM.J lllowett, clork
district Court, at hi office In Harrison, Ncl.. on
January 0, 1HK, on timber culture application
No CIO, for tlios wot secli, tpVMu.x 18
Witnesses will sire tfntlmonr beforo rogtiter
or receiver at Alliance, Neb, H names' a wit
nesses! Thomas ti. Hopkins, Wm J. Qritton,
John Jellnek, Vm. D. Johnson, all of H rating
ford, Nub. J. W. Winx, Jn., lU-ftlster.
Land Office at Alliance, Nob., Nov. 25, 1P90.
Notice la hereby Riven tuat
Hcstor A. Fuller, nco Harker,
ha filfil notice of Intention to make final proof
beforo ltexleter or itocolver at Alliance, Neb., on
January 4, lfeVJ, on timber culture application
No. 033, for the n w H oo 24, ti36 n, ru 49 vr.
bho names a witnesses: E. Vaughn, J. H.
Jewclt. W. H.Jowelt. of Uerca, Nob., G. W.
Young, ot Alliance, Neb,
J. W.Wx!iM,Jn.,Ileistcr.
Land Office at Alliance, Neb . Nor. If), 1M.
Notlco is hereby given that tho following
named Bottler ha filed notice of hie- Intention
o makn final proof in support of hi claim and
that said proof will bu made before lleglstcr
or llecolver at Alliance, Neb., on Dec. SB, 1M.
vlt:
Joseph Duhon,
of Hcmlmrford.Neb., who rondo HE wo. S0S7
for tho a e H "to SCI, tn ! n, r M w.
He name tho following witnesses to provo
hi continuous residence ujon an1 cultivation
ot said land, viz: Anton ('hytka, Jame Torek.
Koltert Anderson, Henry Hhimek, nil of l.avn
Neb.
J. W. WsrH. Jn., Register.
U. H. Ind Offie, Alliance. Nob., Nor.
1800.
nouco is nercoy given mat
John C. Ltimmors,
of ItnMivllle. Neb., has filed notlco of intention
to make final proof before Register or liecoivcr
at Alllanco, Neb., on December VM, IkOO. on tim
her culturo application No. WW, for the nott
see 22, t 27 u, r 47 w
He names as witnesses: Christopher 0. ling
We. Albert Marundy. O. II. Webster, ot Uox
ilutto, Neb., Peter (!. Borrnsen. of Iliishvlllo,
Neb. J. W. WtiiN.Jn.. Hrgister.
Dunlap cheeo is the best on
the market Try it.
Uushnoll & Sherwood -will
pay tho highest market price for
liogs.
All parties desiring to make
linal proof can liaye their papex-s
aiado out at The Heuai.d offico,
free of charge, and promptly
transmitted to tho land office.
For sale or trade, a good house
,md i lots in David City one of
.he I test towns in eastern Ne
braska; population 0,000, electric
.hjht, waterworks, etc. This
is dosirablo inside property, well
located, on corner, east front,
nice lawn and tret's. Will sell
cheap or trado for Box Butte
realty. Apply at Tut: Herald
office.
There will bo held in Heminfi
ford, JNohntskn, a Bihlo inslitute,
conducted by Bev. Frady, begin
ning Jan. 20, 1897 and continuing
, in session four days. The work of
the institute will be a study of
four Gospols thu life of Chritltv
Cii-cwlaii concerninc the institute
"
may be hnd from Rev. Hnzolton.
Ruv. Preston, C. J. Wildy or Mr.
Sherwood. Everyone is invited to
attend. A largo class is desired.
A meeting concerning tho in
stitute iM beheld atM.E. church
next Tuesday evening Nov. 24,
7:30 p. ra. Everyone come.
Anna Neeland, Sec.
Photos.
Whilo your family is till at homo
and in health why not havo their
picture taken togother maybe
you would not part wilh Biich a
picture at any price in a few years.
"W . T. Oaldwixe,
Photographer, Alliance.
F E. HOLSTBH, -j
Watchmaker
-AND-
Jeweler,
ALLIANCE NEB.
(B. & M. Watch Examiner.)
Charges reasonable; satisfaction
guaranteed. Orders left at the
Herald office wir reco:vo prompt
attention.
mws
Cartati, and Trvie-lUrka obtained and all Pat.
(ntcuuneuconautceaior modkaatc Fees.
and wo can secure tuttnYla fm tima uxaa uum
remote from WaiMniton. ....
Sfiul model, drawinr ot triiota.. Irlth deftczin-?
tlon. Wa adviu. If Ditenubla or not. free of
duuxe. Our fee net due till patent I ttcured.
A Pan an trr, " f w to uutain ratenu," '."
ctut of aameln tha U. S. and foreign countnea
tent ireo, Aootttt,
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.Closing Out Sale!...
I have made up my mind to go
out of business, so I will sell all my
Dry Goods, Boots and Shoes, Cloth
ing and Gents' Furnishing Goods at
greatly reduced prices for spot cash.
Produce; will be taken at top
prices.
Your faithful servant,
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You can buy It at tho factory price from us for $88
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Harrisburg (Pa.) Call.
There is no paper published in America
that so nearly approaches the true journal
istic ideal as The CHICAGO RECORD.1'
From "Newspaperdom' (New York):
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a long test and after a wide compm .
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tries, that The CHICAGO RECORD cor,
as near being the ideal daily journal a
are for some time likely to find on -"
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The Evanston (HI.) Index.
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fi CYNIC'S WILL,
Atatla Csa of tho Last Clianea
to Bjc-
preaa Ilia Opinion.
Last summer, whllo Judge Carpen
ter was spending a vacation up In the
:ountry ho had occasion to look at
lorao records and his attention wm di
rected to a whimsical will. Ho ar
'anged for a copy of It aa a iltorary
rurloslty and it came to hand ,hls
nornlng, say the Detroit Journal.
The testamentary clauses of the doc
imcnt aro as follows:
"I, William Darling of Grantneaa, 1st.
the township of , county and dis
trict of , Western Canada, eBqulre,
eing In sound health of body and my
mind just as usual, which my friends
who flatter me say Is no great shakes
it the best of times, do make this my
last will and testament as follows, re
roklng, of course, all former wills:
'I leave tho property of CI ran tn ess
md all other landed property I may
lie possessed of to my sister Ellen
and Betsy Darling, tho former be
:ause she Is married to a minister
whom (God help him) she henpecks,
tho latter because she is married to
nobody, nor is ehe likely to be, for sh
la an old maid, and not market ripe.
And also I leave to them and their
heirs my share of the stock and Im
plement! on the farm, provided, that
tho inclosure around my brother's
grave be reserved. And If cither should
die without Issue, then the other la
h or Its the whole.
'I leave my silver tankard to tbv
eldeet son of old James, as the repre
sentative of the family. I would haya
left it to old James himself but
would melt It down, and make teae
perance medals and that would be a.
tacrllege. However, I leave hlaa say
big horn snuff-box. Ha can only mtlw
temperance horn spoons of that
"I leave ray sister Jessie my MM
tnd when she knows aa much of th
ipirlt of it u she does of the letter
the will be Another gutaa Christian
than she Is.
"I leave my late brother watefc t?
my brother, Jerry, exhorting utaa mi
the same time to give up Whlggryj
Hadicaliam and all other slna that M
most easily beset him.
"I leave my brother Andrew y M
(liver snuff-box, as I am Informed h
is rather a decent Christian, with ft
wag belly and a Jolly face.
"I leave Parson the snuff-box 1
got from the militia, as a small tokea
of my gratitude for the service he hat
done the family in taking a sister that
no man of taste could have taken.
"I leave John Carson a silver teapot,
to the end that ho may drink tea there
from to comfort him the afflictioa ot
a slatternly wife.
"I give my silver cup, with a aov
crelgn in it, to my sister Jane, be
cause sho is an old maid and pious;
also, my granna's snuff-box, aa it looks
accent to see an old woman taking:
snuff."
Cremation Growing- Popular.
It is noteworthy that, though In e&ek
of the American crematories moro nea
than women have been cremated, tha
movement abroad was practically be
gun by women. Lady Dllke ot Eng
land and a German woman having been
cremated at Dresden. When efforts
were made in the years 1873-4 on the
continent of Europe, In England and
in the United States in favor of h
cremation of the dead Lady Rose
Mary Crawshay was one of its promi
nent advocates. A number of well
known women in this country have
expressed themselves decidedly in fa
vor of cremation. Among them aro
Olive Thome Miller, the late Kate
Field and Rose Elisabeth Cleveland.
At a public meeting Mrs. ..Balllngtoa
Booth referred to the time when her
body should be carried to tho crema
tory. The total number of cremations
in the United States from 1876, when
the first crematory was established, to
the close of 1895, was reported to ha
4,647. Nearly 1,000 persons were cre
mated in the last year In twenty-one
crematories. In tho cromatory at
Fresh Pond, N. Y.. eighty-five hoys and
alxty-slx girls were Incinerated. The
number of man cremated In New York
Is more than double the number at
women. New York Tribune.
Elcht-Flfteea,
On a recent Sunday evening la Bel
fast, Me., a young man In church look
ed frequently at his watch during the
sermon. Just as he was doing so tor
tbe fourth or fifth time the pastor with
great earnestness, wes urging the
truth upon the conscience of his hear
ers. "Young man," Bald he, "bow Is
It with you?" Whereupon the young
man with the gold repeater bawled aut,
in the hearing ot nearly tha whole con
gregation, "A quarter past eight." Aa
may be supposed, the gravity ot the
assembly wsb very much disturbed by
the occurrence. New York Tribune.
A MUsnlded Oaan.it. r.
"I'se done played it an' played it
sence it kep' a-comln' out In de news
papers," remarked Sam Juniper, "an'
It doaa come out."
"Whut is it er new policy gig?"
"I reckoned da's whut it mus' be. I
kep a-seeln' it an' a-seeln' it, an
H nally I busted In an' played 1621
ber an' ober agin. Et 41144 doan
Bull me out I'll hab ter make an as
signment an' fall back on,de bank
ruptcy laws." Washington 8tar.
Reconciled.
One-Legged 8tranger-r"Ye, I waa
lucky; I got $1,500 from the railroad
company for that leg."
Bystander "Well! I wouldn't tak
115,000 for one ot mine."
Stranger "Yes, but the foot on tt,
leg that 'I lost had the worst chilblain
.pa l you ever ssw."' Exchange."
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