! REFINEDJEVENGE. A Widow's Thrilling Porpotuatlon of thoMomory of HorHuebnnd'a Death by Delirium Tormons. Chicago Intcr-Occan. InthopubHo cemetery of Atchison, Kan., about a milo southwest of tho city limits, is a monument with a his tory. To old residents thero who are ac quainted with tho circumstances un der which it was erected. Bomo ten years ago, it lion become a familiar object, but a stranger seldom lookB at it without a shudder and an ex clamation of horror. It is a dull red cranito shaft, broad at tho baso and tapering towards tho top. and stands on a slope BOino fifty feet back from tho main road. Tho image of asnako, about as largo as a man's arm, is twined around it from tho baso to tho npcx. On the four sides of tho pedes tal is engraven in largo, plain letters this inscription: Iticiuun IlAnnis, Dlod February 13, 1877, of JJKUltlUM TItEMKNK. Aged 41 yours. Airs. Richard Harris, widow of tho deceased, ordered tho monument mado aftor a desian of her own, and placed it at her husband's qravo about two month's after his death. Mrs. Harris still lives in Atchison with her son and daughter, tho form er a youth of fifteen and tho latter a handsome girl of eighteen. The boy has tho blondo features and vivncious temperament of hid father, while the girl Inherits tho dark complexion and taciturn disposition other mother. Her mother, it is Baid, was nover beautiful, although, oven now.it would bo hard to suggest an alteration in her features which would make them moro nearly perfect. Thoro is some thing about her countenance which most people find ropcllant. Either tho sombro history of hor lifu in Atchison has left its imprint on her features or she assumes a cold and haughty air bocausosho prefers to bo let alone. As it is, sho has fow intimate friends and mingles very little with her neigh bors. Bho first camo to Atchison from Georgia in 1807 with her mother. Her namo was Loretta Hullett, and slits was then in her nineteenth year. Her mother started a private boarding house, and tho girl, who was very Bkillful with her needle, mado good money as a Bonnistress. After twelvo months' residence in Atchison her mother was taken ill with a fover and died, and tho girl was thrown on her own resources. Sho opened a millinery shop, but having no capital to curry on tho busmoss was soon obliged to give it up. Then sho secured employ ment in several privato families as a seamstress tor short pei'iods,nnd final ly went to work at tho houso of Dr. Chalice. " Tho doctor was wealthy. His mother-in-law, Mrs. Harris was a widow, and her son Dick lived with tho doctor and his wifo. Tho Harrises, too, were possessed of largo means. Both families had re cently come to what iras then almost tho frontier from tho East. Thoy were very aristocratic and moved in tho best society. When Lor"etta Hul lett camo to Dr. Chalice's houso to work as a seamstress Dick Harris was a young man nearly twenty-six years of age. Ho was a tall, handsome blonde, with light brown hair and gray eyes. Ho had spent four years at Harvard and graduated, but ho had devoted moro attention to ath letics and midnight suppers during his collego course than to his books, and the consequence was that ho nev er stood well in his class, and nar rowly escaped being "plucked" when final examination day came. ."In Atchinson ho studied medicine in tho ollico of his brother-in-law, Dr. Chalice. He Beemed to have a natural apti tude for tho profession and a tact bordering on intuition in tho treat .ment of diseases. Old residents relate remarkable cures ellected by him after physicians of long experience had pro nounced tho cases practically hope less. But he exhibited the sumo dis like for medical works that he had shown for his Greek and Latin text books while at college, and employed himsel! mostly in taking long horse back rides into tho country in tho daytime and carousing about town with congenial spirits at night. Notwithstanding his notori ous habits, however, his genial dis position, his native wit, and tho standing of his family, made him wel come in tho best society. Indeed, his reputation as a very fast young man seems rather to have commended him to most of tho young ladies, and his conquests among tho fair are said to have been verynumer ous. His engagement to first one nnd and then another was freely talked of as a settled met on several occasions, but whether or not theee reports had any foundation tho weddings never took place, and his heart seems to have remained in his own keepina until he fell a victim to tho charms ot hissister's seamstress, Loretta Hullett. One of Dick's few literary accom plishments was an ability to read Spanish with considerable skill and to speak it vith the fluency of a na tive. When he was a youth of 17 and full of love for a wild life on the front ier incident to that age his father sent him to a ranch which he owned in Southern California and gave the establishment into his charge. Although his management of tho concern was by no means so success ful in the way'of financial results as tho elder Harris desired Dick, by con stant association with the men about the pluce.all of whom were Spaniards, became almost as proficient in their language as if ho had never known any other. Ho was charmed with the smooth cadence of the tongue, and when ho subsequently went to college lie devoted some time and attention to the etudy of Its grammatical con struction. Upon his return to Atchi son he discovered an old Spanish gun smith named Zanthes. and used to make almost daily visits to tho old man's shop and spend hours in talking to him. It was but a short timo after tho dark-oyod Lo retta had been employed at Dr. Chal ico's house until ho discovered that she, too, could talk Spanish, and his visits to tho old gunsmith suddenly ceased. As retictnt with him as sho was with overy ono elso In regard to her paat history, ho was loft in ig norance as to how or where she had acquired it. Ho manifested no undue curiosity on this point, howovor, and contented himself with tho iact that eho could speak it fluently. At first ho convoreed with her mere ly as an amusement. Ho used to spend an hour, sometimes more, in tho sitting room where sho worked al most every day before going bock to tho oflico after meals, or while waiting for them when hecamohometoo early. This conversation lor tho most part was mado up of ordinary small talk about poopfo and events in the city with which both happened to bo fa miliar. Neither mado n ny attempt at concealment, because neither felt that thero was anything to conceal. Dick's mother and tho Chalices frequently found them chatting together, hut paid no attention to it, and in fact wero rather pleased that Dick seemed to prefer this to soma other occupa tions in which ho had been accustom ted to find amusement and entertain ment. It was not long, howovor, be- foro thoso conversations began to last two, oven three hours. Not infrequently Dick failed to go down to tho oflico at all in tho after noon and spent tho timo talking to "tho girl," as sho was designated in the household, and watching her nim ble fingers while sho sewed. Ho found himself thinking of her a great deal, although ho would hardly confess it even to himself. Tho oflico seemed to grow moro of a boro than ever, and ho counted tho hours from tho time he left tho sitting room until he was back again. His mother noticed this and romarked to him that ho seemed to like to stay at homo much moro than ho used to. In tho evenings ho played cards with Loretta. Ho had learned to bo quito an expert at this whilo at college, and Srided himself on tho accomplishment, tut the "little Spaniard," as ho play fully named tho girl, won at lonst as often as ho did, if indeed she did not liavo the odds in her favor. This, too, won his admiration. Then ho thought of hor nearly all the time when ho was awako and dreamed oi her when ho was "-sleep. An unaccountablo timid ity seemed to come over him whenever tho other members of tho family were in tho room with them. In short, ho was in lovo with her and afraid that ho might betray himself to his mother or his sister. Ho knew tho views of both well enough to understand that their anger would be something dread ful should they discover tho real stato of affairs. In tho fall of 1808, late in Septem ber or early in October, Loretta said an aunt of hers in Georgia was Very ill and sho should liko to go nnd seo her. Sho left and returned about the middle ot the November following. A few days after sho had gone Dick said ho wanted to pay a visit to ono of his collego chums in Ohio, got the necessary funds from his mother and left. Ho returned about tho 1st of December. Abatrt two weeks' ttJtei his arrival his Bister came into the sitting room one day and found Lor etta sitting on his lap. Sho demand ed n.i explanation. Dick got Very red in tho face, and stammered out some thing about "my wife." "This is my husband," said Loretta calmly, putting her arm around his neck. "Your husband?" said Miss Chnllce contemptuously. "When wero you married" "When I went to seo my aunt," re plied Loretta, with a touch of irony m her voice. When Dick's mother was informed of the marriage sho was completely prostrated. But her love for him, deep as it was, temporarily gave way to her indignation at the thought that, as she expressed it, ho had thrown himself away on a gvpsy waif, and sho agreed with her daughter that they should bo ordered from the houso at once. The Doctor was hardly less shocked than his wife and mother-in-law at Dick's escapade, but looked at tho matter philosophically and tried to persuado Mrs. Harris and his wife to accept the situation and make tho best of it. To recognize tho erstwhile seamstress ns a member of his family was Humiliating, but he argued that tho publicity which would bo given to tho affair by turning them out would be far worse. But as Dick said he would go, in any event, nnd his mother and sister weie obdurate, tho young couple left the elegant residence of tho Chalices and went to live in a modest little cottage on Cherry street. For a year and a half after his mnrriago Dick quit his fast companions and fast habits and devoted himself faithfully to the practice of his profession. .Mr. Chalice found an oflico for him, pnid the rent until Dick got money enough ahead to pay it himself, gave him the free use of his library, and helped him in various other ways. When his first child was born Dick appeured perfect ly hnppy, and seemed to have no thought or ambition outride of his wife, his little dnushter and his home. Gradually, howovor, he began to fall into his evil ways again. Atchi son society had from the first accept ed the verdict of his mother and sis ter, and the aristocratic circles in which he had once moved now knew him no more. He was always very fond of society, nnd this treatment preyed on him. Although ho probab ly never directly referred to the mat ter In his wife's presence, as it is said he always seemed to Btnnd in awo ot her, she understood that sho was the cause of it, and an estrangement grew up between them which soon develop ed into indiflerenco on his part and hate on hers. Dick's mother, after the first angry impulse, felt the same deep affection for him, and he used to spend whole days with her at tho Chalice house. Sometimes he brought his two children with him, but never his wife. The moro Dick drank tho moro his practice fell away, and the more busi ness he lost the moro ho drank. Dr. Clinllco used to expostulate with him but to little purpose. Ho was soon a complcto wreck. His wife would not allow him to come homo and supported herself and tho two children by sewing. Dr. Chalico furnished htm with food and clothing, and finally, when ho was takon sick brought him to his houso, whero ho died ono bitter winter night, shrieking that tho dovlls wero carrying him away and that his wifo was Betting them on. Mrs. Chalice and her mother agreed that, what property Dick had left should be given to his widow and chil dren. Tho widow, howover, said sho would only accept enough to got a monument for him she could tako caro of herselt and the children. When she bought and set up the shaft with tho snake and tho inscrip tion on it all Atchison was shocked, nnd Dick's mother and the Chalices wero wild with shame and indignation. Her friends tried to persuade" her to remove it, but bIio refused to listen to them. There wero talk of legal pro ceedings to havo it takon away, as be ing a libel on tho dead, but they wero nover instituted, and it stands there still. For a long timo other people wero careful to bury their dead so far away that its horrible shadow could not fall upon their graves, and for many years thero was a vacant space for several yards around it, but grad ually thiB feeling woro away. Now there are graves in most of tho ad jacent lots,and ovorgrcons and willows hide from sight tho last resting placo of poor Dick Harris and his grim memorial stone. An Example to Royalty. Adam 13 ndoau In N. Y. Mail and Express. No sovereign of tho Old World ever formally invites tho most important persons of his Stato "to meet" tho rep resentatives ot foreign' powers. The compliment is absolutely unprece dented abroad. A European monarch considers the diplomatic circle a part of his court; ho lays down laws for its precedenco and placo among his own subjects and somtimes among its own members; ho bids the corps to all groat ceremonies, as a matter of course; hut he gives no fetes or enter tainments in its honor, cither nt his palace or elsewhere. Thatcourtesy is left for individuals of lesser conse quence to offer it they choose. But tho American President issues invita tions to tho Supreme Court of the United States and to both houses of Congress, and summons all tho officers of tho army and navy at tho Capital "to meet" tho foreign plenipotentia ries, an elaborate international com pliment such as kings havo never paid. Tho grace of tho act and tho dignity of the potentato who performs it are en hanced by tho fact that tho President is his own oxamplnr and sets a pat tern of politeness.that royalty might bo clad to follow. This is not tho only instance in which republican urbanity transcends the ettquetto of courts. It has long been customary for the President to nsk the chiefs of all legations to a dip lomatic dinner at the Executive Man sion. Tho compliment is annual, and was pai-!..iyIra3ident Clovc-Kiml-as It has been paid by each of his predeces sors for halt a century, nut tho emi nent men of the United States at tho English court havo ofton spent years in England and nover sat with her Majesty, who nevertheless announces her dinner party in the court circular for overy day in the year. During tho twelve years that I passed officially in England no American Minister din ed with theQueen except Mr. Pierre pont, and that was during the first visit of Gen. Grant. Reverdy John son, Gen. Schenck, Mr. Motley, Mr. Welsh, all came and went nnd never visited Windsor, except to present their credentials or their recall. Mr. Lowell may havo been invited after I left tho country, but this typical Amer ican courtier received no royal sum mons to dinner whilo I was in Eng- land. Mr. and Mrs. Pierrepont were asked to call at Balmoral when they hap pened to ho In the Highlands, for Mrs. Pienepont had pleated both tho Queen and the Princess of Wales. Sho even had a special audience for pres entation, a circumstance almost with out precedert for an envoy's wile; but on nil these occasions both she nnd tho Minister lunched with the royal household, not with the head ot the State. War and Taxation. Popular Sctonco Monthly tor January. The factors that have been concern ed in effecting these economic channel nnd accompanying disturbances are not, however, sinipld, out somewhat numerous and complex. They, never theless, admit, it is believed, of clear recognition and statement. In the first place, the results of the Franco German war the radical changes in tho character and construction of war armaments sinco that period, nnd the continual augmentation oi permanent military forces, have en tailed upon all the states ot Europe since 1873 continually increasing ex penditures and indebtedness; and in direct taxation, by means of duties on imports, to meet theso increasing financial burdens, has been found to be most in accord witli the maxim at tributed to Colbert, that the per fection of taxation consists in so plucking tho goose i.e., the people as to procure the greatest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of squawking. Col. Lamont has returned to Achilla Olivieri. a wealthy manufacturer of Venice, an exquisitely jeweled casket, made expressly for Mrs. Cleveland and presented to her with tho man ufacturerV compliments. Accompa nying the casfcet is a courteous letter thanking Sig. Olivieri for his kindness, but declining to accept the gift on the ground that Mrs. Cleveland accepts no presents except from personal friends. JTTLE KATE AND I. Wo didn't wait for nn income to marry on, little Kato nnd I. Wo had no rich relations to leave us legacies or to Bend pearl necklaces, diamond or naments, or thousnnd dollar bonds for wedding presents. I was simply a brakeman on tho Eastern Michigan railway, a long nnd lonely stretch of rails over desolate marshes, steep mountain grades, and solitary sweeps of prairio land; sho was the bright-eyed waitress in ono of tho restaurants along tho line. But when I fell from tho platform when tho great accident happened, you henrd of tho great ac cident, I suppose, when there was such a shocking loss of life it was Kate's caro nnd nothing else that brought mo back into the world I hnd so nearly quitted for good and nil! "I would have done it for anybody, Mark!" Hnid she, when I tried to thank her. "Would you?" said I. "But it isn't everybody that would have done it for me, Kate!" So 1 asked her to marry me, nnd sho said yes. And I took a littlo cottago on tho edge of the Swnmxiscott woods, nnd furnished it ns well ns I could, with a red carpet, cheesecloth curtains at the windows, a real Connecticut clock, nnd a not of walnut chairs that I made myself, with seats of rushes, woven in by old Billy, tho Indian, who carried his baskets and mats around tho country,' nnd Mrs. Perkins, tho pnrson's wife, made us a wedding cake, nnd so wo were married. Pretty soon I found out that Kate Was pining a little. "What is it, sweetheart?" said I. "Remember, it was a contract between us that wo wero to nave no secrets from each other! Areyou not perfectly hnppy?" "Oh, yes, yes!" cried Kate, hiding her face on my shoulder. "But it's my mother, Mark. She's getting old, nnd if I could only go East to see her, just once before tho Lord takes her awayl" It was then I felt tho sting of my poverty most. If I hnd only been a rich man to hitvo handed her out a check, nnd said:- "Go at once!" I think I could have been quito happy. "JNever mind, sweet heart, said 1 stroking down her hair. "We'll lay up a fow dollars from month to month, and you shall go out and bco her be fore eho dies!" And with that little Kate was forced to bo content. But thero was a hun gry homesick look upon her face which went to my heart to seo. "If I was rich!" I kept paying to my self. "Oh, if I was only rich!' One stormy autumn night wo wero belated on the rond, for the wind was terrible, shaking tho wntury old pines nnd oaks, as if they were uothing'iuore than tall swamp grasses, and driving through tho ravines with a shriek and a howl liko a whole pack of hungry wolves. And tho heavy rains had raisedsho streams sq that. w weio compelled to go carefully and slowly over tho bridges and keep a long look ahead for fear of accidents. I was standing at my post, in front of tho second passenger car, stamping my feet on the platform to keep tneni warm, and hoping little Kato would not be perturbed at my long absence, when the news agent camo chuckling out: "We're to stop at Stunipvillo sta tion," said he. "Nonsense," said I, "I know better. This train never stops short of Wau kenshu city, least ot all when wo are running to make up for losst time, ns we are to-night." "Oh, but this is nn exceptional oc casion," said Johnny Mills (which was tho news ngent's name.) "Wo'ro go ing to put an old woman off. She has lost her ticket, bIio says. Moro likely sho never hnd one. Goes on as though she had her pocket picked." "It s most a pity, isn t it, to put ono off to-night?" said I. "Least ol all at such a lonely placo as Stunipville sta tion, whero there are only two houses and a blacksmith shop." "Yes, I know," said Mills, adjusting tho newspapers that ho carried in a rubber case under his nrm. "But tho superintendent of the road has got out a now set of instructions, nnd he's that particular that Jones wouldn't daro overlook acaselikethis. There's been so many confidence games play ed on the road lately." "Which is tlto one?" said I, turning to look at the end window of tho car which was at the rear. "Don't you see? Tho old party at tho back of tho two fat women in the red shawls. She's haranguing Jones now." "I see," said I. It was a little old woman in a black silk poko bonnet, a respectable cloth cloak, bordered with ancient fur, and a long, green veil, who was earnestly tnlkingnud gesticulating w ith the conductor. But ho shook his bend and passed on, and kIio sank buck in a helpless littlo heap behind tho green veil, and I could seo her tako a smnll handkerchief from a small basket nnd Tint it piteouslv to her eyes. I'lt'a too bad, said I. "Jones might remember that ho once hnd if he hasn't now a mother of his own." "And loso his plnco on the rond," said Mills. "No, no, old fellow.allthat sort of thing does very well to talk about, but it don't work in real life," So lie went into tho next car, and tho signal to slack up camo presently. I turned to Mr. Jones, tho conductor, who just then stopped out on thoplat form. "Is it for that old lady?" said I. Ho answered, "Yes." Said I, "how far did sho want to go?" "To Swamp ecott," said ho. "You neodn'tstop.Mr. Jonos," said I, "I'll pay her fare." "You!" he echoed. "Yes, I," said I. "I'll take her to my own houso until she can telegraph to her friends or something. My wife jrill bo good to her, I know, for the sake of her own old mother out cost!" "Just as. you please," said Mr. Jones. "But when you've been on tho road as long as I have, you'll find that this sort of thing doesn't nnswer." "I hopo I shall never bo on the rond too long to forgot my Christian chari ty," I answered, a littlo nettled. And I took out my worn pocket-book and handed over tho money. Ve did not stop at Stunipville sta tion after all, but put on moro steam and rnnas fast as it was safe to drivo our engine nnd when, a little past midnight, we reached Swampscott, when we weredue at 7:30,Pierro Kcno, tho Frenchman, camo on board to re liove me, and I helped my old lady ofi the tram, flat basket, travelling bag and nil. "Am I to bo put of! after all?" said ehc, with a Beared look around her. "Cheer up, ma'am," said I, "Yen are all right- Now, then look out for the step'. Hero wo are." Whore am I?" said tho old lady. "At Swampscott, ma'am," said I. "And you nro tho kind man who pnid my fare?" said Bhe. "But my daughter and her husband will repay you when" "All right, ma'am;" Fuid I. "And now, if you'll just tako my arm, we'll bo home in a quarter of an hour." "But," said she, "why can't I go di rectly to my destination?" "It's middling Into, ma'am," said I, "and houses don't stand shoulder to shoulder in Swnmtwott. My nearest neighbor is a milo and a-half away. But never fear, ma'nni, I've a wifo that will be clad to bid you welcome for the Bake of her own mother." She murmured a few words of thanks, but she was old and weary, and the path was rough and uneven, in the very toth ot keen November blast and walking wasn't an easy task. Presently, wo came to tho little cot tago on tho edge of the Swampscott woods, where the light glowed warmly through the Turkey red curtains. "Oh, Mark, dearest, how lato you nre?" cried Kate, making hnsto to open the door. "Como in, quick, out of tho wind. Supper is nil ready, and hut who is that with von?" In a hurried whisper I told her all. "Did I do right, Kate?" said I. "Right ot courso you did," said she. "Ask her to como in at once. And I'll put another cup and saucer on the table." Tenderly I assisted tho chilled and weary old lady across tho threshold. "Here's my wife," said I. "And hero's a cup of smoking hot coflco and some of Katie's own biscuits and chicken pie! You'll bo all right when the cold is out of your joints a bit!" "You are very, very welcome," said Kato brightly, ns she advanced to ini tio our visitor's veil and loosen tho folds of Ikt cloak. But, all of a sud den, I heard a cry, "Mother, oh, mother!" "Hold on, Kate!" said I, with tho cofTec-pot still in my hand, as I had been lifting it from tho fire. "This is never " "But it is, Mark!" cried out Kato breathlessly. "It's mother; my own mother! Oh, help mo. dearest, quickly; she has fainted away!" But sho was all right again, present ly, sitting by the tiro with her feet on one of the warm cushions, which Kato had knit with wooden needles, and drinking hot codec. It was all true. Tho unfortunate pncnger whop pocket had been picked on the train, and to whose rescue I had come, was no other than my Kate's own mother, who hnd determined to risk the perils of a journey to the far West to see her child once again. And she has been with us ever since, tho dearest old mother-in-law that ever a man hnd, tho comfort of our household, and tho guardian angel of little Kato and the baby, when I am away on my long trips. Aiid littlo Kato declares now that sho is "perfectly happy!" God bless her muy she never be otherwise. How Gun Barrels are Mado. St. Nicholas. Tho beautiful waved lines and curious flower liko figures that appear upon tho surface of tho barrels nre really tho lines of welding, showing that two difleront kinds of metals, iron and steel, aro intimately blended in mak ing tho finest and strongest barrels. Tho process of thus welding and blending steel and iron is a very interesting one. Flat bars, or ribbons, of steel and iron aro alternatively arranged together and thon twisted into a cablo. Sevaral of tho cables aro then wolded together, and shaped into a long flat bar which is noxt spirally coiled around a hollow ovlinder, called a mandrel ; after which tho edges of theso spiral bars nro heated and firmly welded. The spiral coil is now put upon what is called a welding mandrel, is again heated and carefully hammered into tho shape of a Run-barrel. Next comes tho cold hammering, by which tho xores aro securely closed. Tho last or finish ing operation is to turn tho barrel on a latho to exactly its Bhape and size. By all tho twistings and weldings and ham merings, tho metals aro so blondcd that tho mass has somewhat tho consihten:y and toughness of woven steol and iron. A barrel thus made is very hard to burst. But the finishing of tho inside of tho barrel is an operation requiring very great caro and skill. W lint is called a cylinder-bored barrel is where tho boro or hole through tho barrel is mado of uniform sizo from end to end. A choke boro is ono that is u littlo smaller at the muzzle end than it is at tho breach end. Thero aro various wava of "chok ing" gun-barrels, but tho object of all methods is to make tho gun throw its shot closo together with even and regu lar distribution and with great force, Thero aro soveral kinds of metallic combinations that gun-makers use, the principal of which aro called Damascus, Bernard and laminated steol. The Damascus barrels aro generally con sidered the best. Miss Roso Elizabeth Cleveland calls for the abolition of tho "ladles' win dow" in post offices. She says it is an agency of demoralization, because it enables young ladies to carry on correspondence that would not be tol erated by their families if the letters weredeliered at their homes. Eradicating a Habit. From Youth's Companion. A man can, if be will, eradicate a deep-rooted habit. For years the Rev. Dr. Storrs, of Brooklyn, rend his sermons. Ho would have continued a "reader" had not now circum stances ordered him, if he wished to hold his audience, to preach not only without a manuscript, but without notes. Ho uprooted the inveterate habit, and his eloquent discourses are now delivered without even a scrap of paper appearing on tho pulpit-cushion. Though carefully prepared, they are unwritten. The change required a remarkable mental fent. Until he visited London, General Grant was known ns tho shy man, from whom no ovation had over ex torted more than two or threo words. When a Washington crowd congratu lated Him on his nomination to the presidency, ho told them he was "en tirely unaccustomp.d to public speak ing, and without tho desire to culti vate tho power." But at the great dinner-party in the Guildhall, which welcomed him to Lon don, the shy .silent man put appropri ate thoughts into such felicitous lan guage as to win tho approval of schol ars and orators. During his tour around the world, his public acknowledgment of the honors paid to him were terse, epi grammatic, witty and wise. His inti mate friends wero astonished at tho transformation, and one of them, Gen. Badeau, after hearing tho general's speech in London, recalled a scene in Missouii. General Grant was travelling by railroad, and whenever tho train stopped, a crowd of peoplo surround ed it, anxious to see and hear, as a woman put it, "the man that lets tho women do all the talking. During ono of these halts, the gener al's youngest son, Jesse, then a boy of seven years.came outon theplatform. "A Bpeech! a speech!" shouted the crowd; but the father remained si lent. "Papa, why don't you speak to them!" asked the boy. Then, as his father remained mute, Jessie cried out, "I can make a speech, if napa can't." "A speech from Jesse!" shoutedtho crowa. Thero was a hush, as the lit tle fellow began reciting: "The boy stood on the burning deck." Ono hot day, when General Grant and his family were out in tho lawn before their house, Jesse mounted a haystack, saying, "I'll Bhow you how papa makes a speech." , All of them laughed as Jesse mado a bow, which his father never did, and began: "Ladies and Gentleman, I am very glad to see you. I thank you very much. Good-night!" Grant blushed, and tho others laughed; ho did not relish the imita tion; it was too close. Bismarck's Narrow Escape. London Figaro. According to private correspondence from Berlin, Prince Bismarck has been considerably troubled of late by tho effect of .the bullet wound he received so many year3 ago from tho revolver of a would-be assassin. Many people have forgotten even the circumstance that the great. German Chancellor was so murderously attacked by the youth Blind, but ns a matter of face five shots were dis charged at him, and it was simply owing to tho sturdy way in which ho grasped his assailant's arm that only one of them took eflect. This bullet glanced off one of the Chancellor's lower rib3, and a bony excrescence which developed in consequence still marks tho place. As it turned out, too, Bismarck's risk was by no means at an end when he grappled with and seized his assailant. A military guard hurried up hearing the Chancellor's shouts, and tho impulse of the foremost of these stalwart Prussian grenadiers on seeing a com paratively feeble stripling being held nnd seemingly maltreated by a pon der ous man" with a bald head for Bismarck's hat had fallen off was to club his rifle and bring it down on the latter's baro pate. Luckily for Ger many, however, the Chancellor warded his impending fate by shouting out, "Hold on, I am Bismarck!" on which, aB tho latter himself tells the Btoiy, the soldier dropped his weapon in a much greater fright than that of his escaped victim. II. l.l Living from Hand to Mouth. From the Cleveland Leader. One startling fact brought out by tho great miners' Btnko in the Schuyl kill valley is the strictly hand-to-mouth system of fuel distribution in great centres of population. The stock of coal on hand in cities near tho mines is utterly inadequate to supply the needs of manufactories and other largo consumers for more than a few weeks in advance. Of course, nt points moro remote, es pecially such as receive their coal mainly by routes like the gieat lakes, which are closed a largo part .of the year, the accumulation of fuel is quite extensive at certain seasons in par ticular. Taking the country as a whole, however, in view of the ease with which stocks of coal may be carried without loss or injury, the margin protecting consumers lrom the con sequences of a stoppage of work in the mines is ery small.' A total ces sation of mining in all parts of the United States would very speedily be followed by terriblo distress nnd busi ness stagnation. In fact, tho world, oven yet, comes far nearer living from hand to mouth, in the necessaries such as food and fuel, than we are apt to think. Eternal industry is the Erice of protection from cold and unuer. According to "The Musical Couri er," the number of pianoa manufac tured in this country in 1887 has been 52,000, requiring 4,570,000 keys, as many hammers, 200,000 casters, over 12,000,000 tuning-pins, nnd some 1,500,000 brass agranes. U J k. i