Hemingford herald. (Hemingford, Box Butte County, Neb.) 1895-190?, April 24, 1896, Image 2
utfje J" mm C ii IVC Lti l? I c ft IV l! fl llEJIINGFOKD HERALD. THOS. J, O'KKKITB, lnblUhr. HEMINQFORD, NEBRASKA. OVER THE STATE. Hastings will have ton saloons th!s year, ono leas than last season. Thk NobraBka irrigation fair will bo hold In North Platto October IS, 13 and 14. Tim Missouri river 1b badly cutting' tho banks between Peru nnd llrown vllle. Dn. Woodwaiid will ow ono hun dred acres of his farm near Corcsco to alfalfa. J. 0. Lrrskr, night dispatcher at Weeping Wator, has applied for a pat ent on a can opener. MKTitoniSTn of Meadow Grove havo purchascd-a parsonage and their pastor now saves house rent. A fihr in Dorchester destroyed -cijrlit buildings. It is supposed tho confla gration was started by tramps. Wateh hns been turned into tho llurwell irrigation ditch and tho lands arc bclijff flooded for a big crop. Eva IlocKi.Br, an Omaha colorod girl, suicided by morphine, sho having ' had a quarrel with her duslry lover Hknkv I10M.N, ox-city treasurer of Omaha, Is on trial at this writing for embezzlement of $115,000 of city funds. By thk collapso of a corn crib at Ited Cloud a llttlo girl was badly injured, her leg being fractured in three places. Wahoo expects to capturo ono hun dred delegates to the Christian en deavor convention on April 24. 25 and 20. Dn. P. & GnonoE continues to prac tico tho healing nrt at Stromsburg un der special directions from departed spirits. Thk settlors in Banner county dc , pond largoly on stock raising, nnd aro prospering in spito of tho general de pression. Thk blcyclo thief lias appeared In Plattsmouth and often takes a cheap wheel when ho could just as well havo a first class one. Thk twenty-third annual session of Nebraska State Homeopathic Medical society will bo hold in Omaha Wcdnes nesdoy, May 13 Buy home made goods and build up homo industries, is a good policy. Far rcll's Fire Extinguisher, mado by Far rcll t ca, Omaha. RonKUT Tayi.ou has ninety acres of alfalfa growing on his ranch near Abbott, and will seed ninety ncres . moro to alfalfa this season. It is understood that there will bo this season in Columbus three whole sale dealers in liquors, twclvo saloons, retail dealers and four druggists' per mits. Mits. Schkiikh, of Omaha, who for Bomo tlmo has been acting queerly, hung herself a fow days ago. Sho left nothing to indicato why her llfo was taken. ,Thk Superior Journal complains that a man called "Doc" Taylor forages In Jewoll county, Kansas, every summer and comes back winters to bo a burden on Nuckolls county. The authorities of Piorco mado a raid on tbc Inhabitants of tho "bad lands" In that city. Ono of tho girls who is only IB years of age, was cared for by some of tho women of tho town. At a meeting of tho state fair mana gers It was decided that tho matter of employing bands for tho stato fair should bo left to President Barnes with power to act. All bids must bo in by May 10. Roy Connoh, a 3-ycnr-old child of Charles Oonnorof Kearney, was f atoll v scalded by falling in a buckot of scald ing water. Tho family had just re moved from tho city to tho island when tho accident occurred. JAMK8AND JOHN CA8KY, Who Were sentenced to threo years in tho peni tentiary a couplo of weeks ago for highway robbery at Falls City, huvo been released undor 81,500 bonds, tho case having beon carried to tho su preme court. Thk Antelope Trlbuno sayB Gates college at Noligh has a larger enroll ment of students ithan it ever had be fore during a spring terra, and that the faculty aro calliug for moro room to meet tho domonds of a rapidly in creasing attendance. Gueklky county's credit is still above par. Tho county board has just com pleted tho negotiation of tho per centS30,000 funding bands at pur and was not compelled ito pay a commission for tho negotiation of the sale. This places tho county an.atcash basis. It is tho expressed intontton of Gov ernor llokomb to make a move in tho direction of securing tho investment of at least a portion .of tho permanent school fund in such n manner that It will draw interest far the state Instead of lying idle in the -date treasury, Thk Nuckolls countv teachers' insti tute will be held at 'Superior, begin ning tho middle of June and to con tinue six weeks. Prof. Dusenbcrry, county superintendent, has employed home of tho leading educators of the various departments of institute work. Ik you will write to us we will send you a dcsciiptivo circular o the best ridipg cultivator made, vonr nearest ugent's name, and a Flying Dutchman stick pin free of charge, and a eopvof "What Others Say" about the Moline Plow Co.'s Goods. Nebraska Mollne Plow Ca, Omahav NeU Tiire postofllce at Goehner waa rob " lied" recenilyr the safe being blown open and contents to the amount of 8150 in stamps and money taken. The robbery was supposed "to huvo been committed by tramps who were seen loitering around tho depot during the day. iBEN F, Cowdkhy. state bnnk exam iner, arrived in Chadron and took charge of the Chadron hanking compa ny. "Tho failure caused but little ex citement and no run wns made on any of the other banks. No definite in formation can as yet be obtained re Cording the assets. Thk Mortgage record of Kimball county for March, 1800, shows a large reduction in its mortgage indebted ness. One real estate mortgage fHd for 8100 and one released for 3250. Six chattel mortgages filed amount to SI,-1 14a 67. Thirty-one chattel mortgages) released amount to 34,030.08. Tots) iereaw of indebtedness. $3,050,11, GKonoK SwrrZKtt, an administrator of tho estate of tho lata 11 llubncr of Plattsmouth, sold 512 acres of lino farm land situated near tho vlllago of Nohawka and ono block and four lots In that vlllago. Tho salo was attended by n largo number of peoplo from that neighborhood and everything wont at bargain prices. Over 810,000 was realized. Two iiKQUismoNS for tho return to this stato of former citizens who aro charged with fraudulently removing mortgaged property havo been granted by tho governor. Ono of tho accused Is a William Roll, formerly of Thayer counfy, who is under arrest in Mis souri, and tho other Is Charles E. Hall, late of Gage, who is in Plymouth coun ty, Iowa. Thk Stako bank of Rcthany, for which tho Stato Hanking board re cently asked the district court for a re ceiver, objects to tho action taken. They deny that tho bank Is being con-, ducted in an unsafe or unauthorized manner, or in such a way as to jeopar dise the intorcsts of depositors or cred itors. They ask that tho case bo dis missed and the application for a re ceiver denied. At a special election held In ISoono cpunty tho proposition was submitted of voting 823,00i) bonds to build n court house, and to tho very great surpriso of all, it received 750 majority in tho county, only two precincts voting against the proposition. Four precincts cast only one vote each against tho proposition. Tho county board will meet soon to mtitfo arrangements to Uoatthe bonds, Thk secretary of state's ofllco has re ceived tho notice of tho meeting of tho eighth annual convention of railroad commissioners which will be held on Mny 10 at Washington. Tho rullroad commissioners of all states and all state oilUers charged with supervision of railroads aro usked to attend. All the problems of railroad regulation aro studied nnd committees aro appointed in tho different departments. Whkn President Perkins nnd General Manager lloldrcgo wcro in Plattsmouth homo days ago they gave it out that that city would soon revel In tho lux ury of a long-coveted now depot Local olllclals havo now been Informed that work on thatstructuro would bo begun In tho very near future, and the anti quated shuck which has long been an eyesore to tho citizens, of that plnco will soon bo a thing of tho past. Valley county pooplo aro feeling good over tho outlook for a bounteous crop this year. Tho land under irriga tion betweon Ord nnd North Loup, and also between that placo and llurwell, will all bo cultivated, and farmers aro contracting for wator, regardless of the increased rainfall during tho win ter and spring. A good many who left their farms in 1801 nnd went to Missouri and Arkansas have returned to Valley county and are farming in earnest. Hon. Fi.kmino W. Roiih, who resided in Wyoming precinct, eight miles north of Nebraska City, died suddenly from a stroke of apoplexy. He was in his usual health until noon, when he com plained of a headache, and laid doyn for, relief, and tho end came Instan taneously. Mr. Robb was n native of Pennsylvania and carao to Otoo county in 1850, nnd was ono of tho most highly respected citizens of tho county. In 1870 ho wns elected a member of tho stato legislature. John A. Asciik, a farmer living six miles south and two miles west of Leigh, committed suicide by hanging himself in a cattlo shed on his farm. The cause of the dee'd is thought to have been despondency. Ho had suffered a number of years from cancer of tho lip and its growing continually worso made death preferable. At the inquest a verdict was rendered that tho de ceased camo to his death by his own hands through hanging. Somo time after 12 o'clock tho other morning ex-convicts Georgo Kingen and William Winncgar, who were con fined in the county jail at York wait ing trial, broko jail and mado their escape. At about 0 o'clock in tho morfng Jailor Walsh, in going to tho north side of tho court house, discov ered the bars and screen over one of tho windows to tho jail room torn open and on inspecting tho samo found that his prisoners were gone and that they had made their escape through this exit. Thk republican stato central com mittee met in Omaha to agree upon a chairman of the convention, name the date of the Lincoln convention and de cide tho contest from Thurston county. Chuirman John T. Mallalleu presided. It was declared settled and Hint tno Peebles county organization would bo recognized by the central committee. John T. Mallalleu was chosen chulr man of the republican state central committee. The statu convention wns fixed for Lincoln on Wednesday, July .1st. A tiuokoy Is reported from Colfax county. Patrick Finnegan shot and .killed his wife and then took his own tllfc. it seems the tragedy was brought about by Mrs Finnepan's re fusal to sign an agreement for tinal payments on land upon whicn they lived unless her husband would her another farm they owned. Funds have been in bank for somu time to pay in full for tho first farm men tioned. Tho deceased have three .daughters and one bon, the latter being in Culiforniu, Jxwas a surprise as of n thunderclap out .of a clear sky Tuesday morning to the bondsmen of ex- Superintendent Backus of the government Indian school at Genoa, says tho Columbus Journal, that he had been found short in his ac oouaHito the amount of S2ft.482.tHS. No word has been received at this writing from Mr. llackus, who is teaching at Florenoe, this state, but it is supposed that he-can make his accounts clear; in deed, that he had long ago done so to tne proper otuctai representative of the general government. Rev. T. WEKSTEKof Lyons, the Meth odist divine, has in his possession a hen's egg that is attracting considera ble attention. Ono of his hens laid an egg on Easter Sunday on which is out lined the letter E. The shape of the egg is the same as all hen fruit, except tho shell is raised at one end, forming a distinct letter E. Tho local photog rapher has taken several photos of tho egg. Ax official investigation of tho charges preferred against Superintend ent Mackay of tho Norfolk insane asv lum has been ordered. The hearing will occur at tho asylum on Monday ! afternoon, April 20. I SOLID mil M'KINLEY. NEBRASKA IN LINE FOR OHIO'S FAVORITE SON. Senator Tliuriton Expedites Matter by Securing tho Klcctlon of Threo Dole Kates at Largo by Acclamation No Blxtcen to Ono Froo Coinage for No lirnika Itepubltcnn 'llotolutloim Kn dorslnc tho Omaha Trnni-MUiUilppl Exposition. ' Nobrnlm Republicans In Convention. For Drleeato-ut-lnreo: JOHN L. WEHSTKK, of Douglas. THOMAS l KENNAltl). of Lancaster. 1'KTKIl JANHKN. of JclToMon. jt aKOUOKU.THUMMEL, of Hall. Alternates; O.O. BMITII.ofllurfalo (J. It. I1KMPSTKK, of Gage. L.l'.JUDU.of Uoono. A. C. tvltlOHT.of Lass. Omaha, April lO. Above aro given tho names of tho men elected as dele gates to tho national convention at St Louis by tho republican stato conven tion which met for that purpose in Omaha yesterday. There was a very largo gathering, but tho building wns commodious enough 'to accommodate all without crowding. Tho real work of tho convention was quietly and har moniously accomplished, all tho dele gates being chosen by acclamation ex cept Goo. 11. Thummol. Ho was suc cessful after a close contest with his only opponent, MattDaugherty of Oga lalla. Tho convention was prompt in as sembling within a few moments of schedulo time. Vtco Chuirman John T. Mallalleu of tho republican stato committee, called tho convention to order. Mr. Sedgwick of York, secretary of tho republican state central committee, then rend the call. This formality be ing over, Vice Chairman Mallalleu in troduced ns the temporary chairman of tho convention Hon. William P. -Mc-Crcary of Hastings. Senator Thurston moved that in or der to expedito business tho chairman appoint a committee on resolutions, to consist of a chairman and ono member from each congressional district, to which all resolutions should bo referred without debate. Tho motion was car ried without opposition and tho com mittee was appointed, as follows: Senator Thurston, chairman; G. M. Lambcrtson, First district; Cadet Tay lor, Second district; W. II. Ncedham, Third district; Thomas Wolfe, Fourth district; John J. Lnmborn, Fifth dis trict; Henry Gibbons, Sixth district. J. L. McPhoely of Minden moved that as thcro wero no contests the. ser vices of a committee on credentials bo dispensed with and that tho list of delegates as In tho hands of tho secre tary be declared elected. This was carried. Tho temporary organization wns perfect. Chairman McCrenry announced that tho solection of delegates to tho na tional convention was in order. Senator Thurston moved that in or der to expedite the work of the con vention, and as thero was no dlfferenco of opinion as to tho names of three of the dolcgatcs-at-large, that John L., Webster of Douglas, Thomas P. Ken- nnrd of Lancaster nnd Peter Jansen of JoiTcrson bo elected by acclamation. Ex-Gov. Crounso sentto the desk nnd had read a substitute for Mr. Thurs ton's motion, but it was tabled. Tho rules were suspended nnd tho threo men who had been nominated as dolo-gatcs-at-largo wero unanimously cho sen to represent Nebraska at St Louis. Representative W. II. Harrison of Hall county nominated George U. Thummcl of his county for tho fourth dclegate-at-largc. Tho delegation of Webster county seconded tho nomination. A Stanton county representative sec onded tho nomination aha This was a signal for representatives from a large number of counties to fall into line, and they kept the chairman busy recognizing them in order that they might second Mr. Thummel's nomina tion. Representative Sullivan of Custer county placed in nomination Matthew Daugherty. Sheridan county. Banner county, Buffalo county and Valley county seconded tho nomination of Daugherty. Tho roll call proceeded with, tho final result being; Thummol, 554; Daugherty, 408. And Mr. Thummel was declared the unanimous nomineo of tho convention for the fourth placo on the delegation at large. He brlctly returned his thanks for tho honor con ferred, and Matt Daugherty took tho platform to say that ho was highly pleased with the selection of his oppo nent. He expressed his thanks to those who had stood by him. For alternate delegate O. G. Smith of Buffalo county was nominated and elected by acclamation. C B. Demp ster of Gago county, L. P. Judd of Boone county and A. C Wright of Cass county were then placed in nomina tion. A motion to elect Mr. Judd and Mr. Dempster by acclamation prevailed, and another motion including Mr. Wright in tho program. They wero declared elected. KESOLUTIONft In behalf of the committee, Senator Thurston read tho following: The republicans of Nebraska in con vention assembled congratulate tho country upon the certain return of the republican party to power, and rejoice that our land is to bespeedily redeemed from the disasters and sufferings of democratic incompetence, error and misrule. This is the year of tho people, and the people demand that their great champion, William McKinley, shall be nominated and elected president of the United States. We reaffirm our loyalty to tho de clared principles of the republican party and to those great American policies for which our party nhvnj-s stands. We pledgo ourselves in ad vanco to the forthcoming republican national con vention, believing that it will declare against the free nnd unlimited coinage of silver, nnd for a currency of gold, silver and paper "as sound as the gov ernment and as untarnished as its hon or," and for that American system of protection nnd reciprocity of which William McKinley is the best living ex ponent and under which our people attained the greatest national and in dividual prosperity. We assert that the republican party stands for tho supremacy of tho con stitution of tho United States; tho maintenance of law and order; the pro tection of every American citizen in his right to live, labor and to vote; n vig orous foreign policy; tho enforcement of tho Monroe doctrine; tho restoration of our merchant marine; American markets for American products; the government supervision and control of transportation lines and rates; tho pro tection of tho peoplo from all unlawful combination and unjust exaction of ag gregated capital and corporate power; a pension policy just nnd generous to our living horos and tho widows and orphans of their dead comrades; coast dofenses against foreign navies, pauper immigration antl tno products oi cheap foreign labor; a rigid observance of our naturalization laws; tho expendi ture of all monoys collected from tho peoplo for public uses and under tho direction of public officials. Wo extend our sympathies to tho struggling patriots of Cuba in their he roic efforts to establish a government of tho people, nnd wo demand tho rec ognition of their rights as belligerents by tho national administration. Wo remit all presentation of state is sues to tho convention called for tho nomination of state officers, pledging ourselves to support its nominees, nnd assuring tho country that Nebraska is a republican state. W. J. Connoll of Omaha offered tho following substitute for tho money plank as recommended by tho com mittee: Wo declare that both gold and silver should bo primary money and recog nized as such by the government of tho United States, and should bo a full legal tender for all debts, both public and prlvato; that tho government should not discriminate in favor of gold as against silver, and thnt tho mints should bo open upon equal terms to both gold and silver at tho ratio now established by law. Wo oppose tho issuing of government bonds in times of poace. In support of his substitute Mr. Con nell spoke at somo length and sub mitted a petition signed by 450 repub licans. Delegate Corbin of Johnson county moved to lay tho substitute on tho table, and after somo further debato tho motion prevailed. Tho samo controversy was renewed when Hon. John H Wright of Lancas ter county moved that tho anti-frco coinage clauso in tho money plank bo stricken out. Ho declared that the convention had no right to instruct the national convention, and tho republi can party could not afford to declare for the elimination of cither gold or silver as a basis of money. Tho motion to strike out wns lost by an overwhelming vote, and tho plat form as submitted by tho committee wns unanimously approved. THK KXrOSITlON KXDOnSED. Tho following resolutions were pre sented by the committee and adopted without dobato: WhcrenB, Delegates representing tho twenty-four states and territories lying west of tho Mississippi river at the Trans-Mississippi congress of 1805 adopted resolutions providing for the holding of an exposition for tho pur pose of exhibiting tho products, manu factures, arts, industries and capabili ties of these states and territories; and. Whereas, The said congress voted unanimously that said exposition should bo held at the city of Omaha in the year 1808; and, Whereas, The common interest of tho states and territories constituting this great region will bo greatly promoted and benefitted thereby, and tho inter ests of the great state of Nebraska will bo especially benefitted by such an ex position within her boders; therefore belt Resolved, by tho 1,057 citizens of the state of Nebraska, ussembled together as delegates to tho Nebraska republi can stato convention in tho Colliseum building, Omaha, April 15, 1800, That tho holding of said Trans-Mississippi and International exposition is hereby heartily approved, and that tho sen ators and representatives In congress from Nebraska are requested to fully co-operate with tho senators and rep resentatives from tho Trans-Mississippi states, and thoroughly and actively en deavor to procure at this session of con gress the passage of the bill giving national recognition to said exposition, and providing for an appropriation for national exhibits and necessary and proper buildings to contain the same; and be it further Resolved, That a copy of tho forego ing resolution be certified by the secre tary of tho convention and sent to the senators and representatives in con gress from Nebraska. OUT AND OUT FOIl M'KIXLEY. Senator Thurston then presented for approval the resolutions which wero adopted by tho Douglas county conven tion as the result of the compromise between tho McKinley and Mauderson committees. After Senator Thurston had read tho resolutions Frank Collins of Lancaster county offered tho following substi tute; Whereas, The republican party of Nebraska, in stato convention assem bled, believes in tho rule that of tho majority and recognizes that tho over whelming sentiment of Nebraska re publicans is favorable to the candidacy of William MeKinley of Ohio for presi dent of the United States, therefore, belt Resolved, by this convention, That wo hearty commend tho candidacy of William McKinley for nomination by ihe national republican convention to the highest office in the gift of tho American people, because of his spot less private life, his sterling honesty, his undoubted political integrity, his high moral courage, his lofty patriot ism, his splendid citizenship and his superb statesmanship. Wo unquali fiedly endorse his candidacy because he Is the acknowledged champion of tho overshadowing issue: "American mar ket for American producers, protec tion to American industries and Ameri can labor." We regard him as the logical and in vincible leader of tho republican hosts in their dlctorious campaign of 1800, and triumphal re-entry into power on March 4, 1807. Be it further Resolved, by this convention, That tho four delegates-at-large and the four alternates-atdargo selected by this convention to represent this common wealth at the national republican con vention at St, Louis, be, and each of them is, hereby Instructed to use all honorable means to secure the noraipa tion of William McKinley at the hands of said convention, and to this end they, and each of them, are further instruct ed to voto for William McKinley on tho first ballot, and on each succeeding ballot until ho is nominated or his namo is withdrawn from tho contest. Tho roll call on Collin's substitute re sulted: Ayes, 488; nays, 401. It was declared carried, andC E. Hol land of Sownrd county offered tho fol lowing, which wns unanimously adopted: Resolved, That in tho person of Sen ntor John M. Thurston wo rccognlzo an ablo statesman whoso only ambition is to promoto tho best interests of his constituents nnd to stand between nny foe, political or otherwise, that endan gers their prosperity or attempts to throttle the popular expression of tho people on any political question. Undaunted by nny political power, ho has tho courage to vote tho sentiments of tho sovereign people on any question of moment in the fnco of any organized opposition. On motion of Seth Mobloy of Grand Island, a voto of thanks was tendered Chairman McCreary for his services, and the convention adjourned. PERSONAL. E. C. Stedman, who has just refused a professor's chair at Yale, wbb dis missed from that university when a student Henry Arthur ones, the playwright, Indignantly denies tho published as sertion that he Is to drop the namo of Jones and call himself Henry Arthur. Frederick Remington was a clerk In an expres office before he essayed art. Capt. Alfred Sanford of St. Louis, who is 73 years old and whom tho au thorities sent to tho poorhouse last week, was tho boyhood friend and play mate of Ulysses S. Grant Tzmoteo Panduro, a little Mexican Indian clay modeler, now at Atlanta, is said to bo a wonderful genius. He has had no training, but has already won several medals of honor. By a votes of twelve to six the Judges of the Appellate division of tho New York Supremo court havo decided not to wear gowns. Rev. Myron Reed of Denver had an engagement to lecture at Hall City, Kan. Missing his train, he hired a team of horses and a buggy and drove from Colby, a distance of seventy-five miles. Rabbi I. M. Wise of Cincinnati says that during the last forty years he has officiated at 10,000 Jewish weddings and only three couples whom ho has married have ever applied for a dlverce. BITS OF KNOWLEDGE. Tho English governess to the king of Spain recently appointed, who Is, of course, to teach him her language, is to receive a salary of $3,750 a year. Tho coming ecllpso expedition of Amherst college will be In charge of Prof. David P. Todd. It -will observo the ecllpso of1806 from the Island of Gezo, Japan. Crime Is moro common In single llfo than in married. In tho former 33 in every 100,000 are guilty, whilo only 11 married men of the same number have gravely broken the laws. There are in Ohio about 17,500 oil wells, of which more than 3,000 were bored in 1894. The Kirkridge yields 310 barrels per hour, or 7,740 per day. Another yields over 1,200 barrels a day. In London unlike other cities, es pecially New York and Vienna no house is permitted to exceed in height tho width of the street In front and the number of inhabitants is limited by law. Prince Bismarck received about 218, 000 postal cards from as many admirers congratulating him on his eightieth birthday. These cards have a total weight of 1,320 poundB, and pilled up in ono column would reach a height of 150 feet A VARIETY OF HINTS. Chloride of lime banishes rats and sewer gas. Bronze buttons are used on nastur tium velvet bodices. Hand-painted china knife handles are unique gifts. Dates stuffed with nlmonds aro be loved by the matinee girl. The zither is more fashionable than either tho mandolin or banjo. A popular restaurateur says men call for moro sweets than women. White satin and sable is a combina tion much worn by bridesmaids. One white rose in tho center of a cluster of violets makes a very smart bbutonnlere. The dark haired girl now has her Innings. Blondes are not as much In vogue as formerly. Tho graceful lope of a camel and the homo run of an excited ostrich seem to havo been boiled into a nondescript gait much affected by the up-to-date girl. Do not buy blue or lavender lamp shades unless you wUh to give them to somo dear friend against whom you have a particular grudge. They make even a pretty woman positively hide ous.. Do not be offended if the members of your family suddenly stop talking whon you enter the room. They are not maligning you, as your conscience sug gests, knowing full well that you de serve It, .but are doubtless planning to surprise you with something you would much rather be without. ABOUT WOMEN. The mother of the lato King Menelek, of Abyssinia, nfty-flve yenrs ago wbb a beggar at the palace gates, but her wonderouB beauty won tho heart of Haelon, who took her for his wife. Mrs. John F. Forepaugh, a Philadel phia theater manager, is winning ad miration by her businesslike methods and general good common sense. Mrs. Besant, the theosophist and di vorced wife of the novelist's brother, has had a varied religious experience, i She was a religious enthusiast in early I years and then tried to be a nun. For a time sho was a pupil of Huxley's. i HUMOHUUa. ' Tho wife: "Isn't thnt your eyo doc tor?" Tho husband: "I thought bo until he sent In his bill. He's a skin specialist." Harper's Wee.'tly. Her effort to bo agreeable Clergy man: 'Somo people think I preach long, sermons. Do you think so?" She: "Oh, nol They only seem long." Puck. Visitor: "But this portrait of Mr. Bulger la a good deal more than llfo size." Artist: "I know It That Is tho Blze ho thinks ho Is." Boston Bulletin. "That whisky Is fifteen years old. I know it, because I've had it that long myself." Tho colonel: "By Jove! Blr you must be a man of phenomenal ecU control." Life. Sho (haughtily): "I beg your pardon, sir; you havo tho advantago of mo."' Ho (jauntily): "I Bhould say I had. I'm tho fellow you Jilted ten years ago." Melbourne Weekly Times. First tramp: "It makes mo nervous to sleep In ono of deso lodgtn'-houses. Supposln' a fire was to break out In do night?" Second tramp: "Dat's bo. Dom firemen would turn a hoso on yer In a minute." Truth. Teacher: "Tommy, you may dcflno the difference between a while nnd a time." Tommy: "Wy wy when paw Bays he Is going down for a whllo maw says she'll bet he's going for a time." Cincinnati Enquirer. "What course should a lawyer pursuo when called on to defend a man whom he knows to be guilty?" aBked tho ex aminer. The examined scratched his head a moment and answered: "Charge him double, of course." Cincinnati En quirer. Beatrice sends us como verses enti tled, "Why Do I Livo?" We cannot uso your contribution, Beatrice, but wo can. answer your conundrum. You livo Blm ply because you eend your verse3 In stead of bringing them. Yonkcrs State-man. The teacher of the Infant class at tho Sunday school, to Interest tho little ones, had begun to tell them tho story of the fall of man, when a mite of a girl was heard to exclaim half aloud: "Oh, I'm bd tired of that story about thv Adamses." Boston Transcript.' Know Thyself. SCIENCE HELPS YOU TO BE. YOUR OWN DOCTOR.. From tho Era, Bradford, Pa. Too few people are acquainted with1 the rapid advance of medical science, and too many doctors are still plod diner In the old paths. Once It comes to pas3 that people know themselves, that all physicians are abreast of the world's knowledge, much of our suf fering will come to an end. Medical scientists arc not delving Into tho depths of knowledge for tho mere ben efit of brother physicians, but for the benefit of the world. They place ln the hands of the well man a meann of keeping well, in the hands of the sick man a means of recovery. To the par ent they give the power nf saving tho child. Science Is working for you will you accept the proffered help? Mrs. George Itowend, nn estimable lady who resides at Na. 27C East Main. Street, hns cautt to feel grateful to ward the htlence of medicine. She stated to a reporter that she had been suffering with a female trouble for many ears. She had been, doctored for the nilment for a long timeIn fact, nearly nil her life and had never received anything more than temporary relief. During the last threo years her condition grew worse nnd' wnB aggravated by nn affection or the heart. Her health was so poor that she- rouna it almost Impossible to perronm her household duties. "I never believed In proprietary med icines," said Mrs. Rowend, "but one day last fall I read nn article In a newspaper which told of the cures ef fected by Dr. Williams' Pink PIUs, antt 1 decided to try the medicine. Before I had taken th" contents of one box r begnn to fel better. The depressing weakness which had bothered me for so many years began to disappear, nnd the action of the heart at once be came stronger and more regular. "I took nine boxes of the pills and' I am now feeling better than I havo for several years, and I have unbound ed faith in the medicine." Dr. Williams' rink Pills contain all the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves. They are for sale by all druggists, or may be had by mall1 from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company. Schenectady. N. Y for CO cents per box, or six boxes for S2.C0. Two Choice Volume. "Herfntherjs not what you would' call a well read man," said ono foreign. genueman to another. "No. His library consists of onlv two books. But they suffice." "What are they?" "Bunk book and check book." Washington Star. Half Fare Kxraralntu via tho IVabadi, The short line to St. Louis, and quick route - Enbtor South, April Slst and May 6th. Excursions to all points South at one fare for the round, trip with $2.00 added. JUNE 16th, National Republican Convention at St Louis. JULY Ed, National Educational Association at Buffalo. JULY 0th, Christian Endeavor Convention at Washington. " JULY .'nd, National People and Silver Convention at. St. Louis. For rates, time tables and further Infor mation, call at the Wabash ticket office, H15 Farnam St,, Paxton Hotel block, or write Ueo. N. Clattox. N. W. Pass. Agt, Omaha, Nob. Tho Knercr " Avalanche. A French engineer has thought It worth while to calculate the waste en ergy of the great avalanche of Uemmi in the Alps, which fell last September, Ho makes it 1,400 million metre tons, or, roughly, three times tho samo num ber of foot tons; that is to say, the en ergy needed to lift somo threo billion tons a foot high. The fall lasted a minute and in that timo developed about a million horse power. If the energy could have beenJLurned In to elec tric current It would have fed 00,000 1C candle power Incandescent lamps five hours a day during a whole year. Chicago Record. pk - a 4 Ll ifaMWi-Msw"" mivv. -nag