ft u ,'v or 7 r3 -Lx$ STRIKING A MATCH. "Well, Miss Ilildcbum, I must Cay I'm real sorry you and Mr. Songster, liavo fallen out like that." "Oh, Mrs. Collins, indeed you nro mistaken. Thero has been no 'falling out' between Mr. Snngstor und my self. Indeed, I am not on sulllciently sociable terms withanyofyourgentle men boarders to have a quarrel." Saying which Miss Ilildcbum, n slight, delicate-featured girl of 18, walked out of tho room with even more than her wonted dignity of mnnner and carriage. "Nevertheless, notwithstanding," pursued Mrs. Collins, resuming her ironing, "I do boliovo there's been n misundorstandin' between those two; and a renl pity it is, for he did ad mire her amnzin'Iy. Hecouldn'toon ccnl it. Only they seldom knows what is good for 'em, and she'H a let tin' her prido stand in tho way of her happiness now." "Pride, indeed!" sneered Miss Jano Humphries, Mrs. Collins' niece and assistant, a tall, red-hnired, stylishly dressed damsel of flve-and-thirty." I'd like to know what right a girl who cams her livin' by givin' music lessons at HO cents an hour has to be proud; and as for Mr. Songster, I don't be lieve lie ever had a serious thought ubout her." "La, Jane, I don't know where your eyes kin be, if you didn't seo how fairly wrapped up in her ho wns about two weeks ago. lie's a splen did young man, anyhow, and I'll see if I can't mend matters between 'em. "You'd better bemindin' your own business, I think, Aunt Martha," said Miss Jane, with a spiteful laugh. "Never you mind, Jane," persisted the warm-hearted Mrs. Collins; "I'll manage it some way. You say she's afraid of ghosts, poorlamb!" The following evening tho kind hen rted landlady tapped at tho door of tho scantily furnished fourth-story room occupied by Lucy Hildeburn, and from which now proceeded tv melancholy strain. "Studying your piano at nights aenin?" queried Mrs. Collins re proachfully, when tho young girl opened tho doc. "I am very busy just now, and must put all the time-1 can into study.' "Well, but you mustn't forget what the doctor told you about overwork in' your brain," said Mrs. Collins. "However," she added, "I won't detain you longer'n I ken help. I'm come to ask ti favor. I'm goin' to thethenterthisevening.' So is Jano. So's everybody in the house,Ib'lieve; and tho girl has gone to bed with a toothache. So I'm goin' to ask you to givo an oyo to tho furnace. J'vo hist put on fresh coal and opened tho lower doors; but will you pleaso go down at 8 o'clock and close tho doors?" "Certainly," assented Lucy, upon which Mrs. Collins produced a lan tern, saying: "Just take this down with you. Tho cellar's all dark, you know." Lucy took the lantern, closed tho room door and returned to her piano, while Mrs. Collins walked awuy, chuckling to herself. "That lantern '11 go out just five minutes after she sets it down, and she'll find herself all in tho dark. And slio's afraid of ghosts, poor Iamb! But what if somebody who ain't a ghost should happen to bo goin' down thero about the samo time, and be obliged to strike a match to calm her fears?" And even while indulging in this pleasing reflection, Mrs. Collins tapped tit a door on thesecond floor. Her summons was responded to bj a pleasant-looking young man, who just now, however, wore a very de jected countenanco. "La! Mr. Sangster, I didn't expect to find you at home this evening." "I didn't feel liko going out to night," replied the young jnun in a weary tone. " ell, sinco you nro going to bo at homo," said Mrs. Collins, "would you bo so kind as to look after tho fur nace? I've left tho lower doors open but I'll bo very much obliged if you go down at about 8 o'clock and close 'em. And you needn't take a light. There'll bo one down there," Mr. Sangster readily promised to comply with tho request, nnd Mrs. Collins went awny, hoping for what she considered "tho right results." Mennwhilo, poor Lucy Hildeburn, sitting at her piano, continued to draw forth such melancholy strains thnt thetenrs rolled down her cheeks. "I must pro away from hero," she paid, halttdoud,"I can't boaritmuch longer, indeed I can't, seeing him day after day, loving him as 1 do, nnd knowing that matters can never be adjusted between us. Hois ns proud as I but, oh dear! what am I thinking of It wants just, two min utes to 8. I must go down and close the furnace doors," Thereupon sho lighted tho lantern nnd proceeded down stairs. Ugh! What a chill draught was blowing in through ono of the grat ings! And there were strange noises al around. Lucy's heart thumped so violontly she was tempted to turn and run op stairs again. , Hut, goodness! Tho furnace was ff - dreadfully, dangcruosly hot. Lucy summoned up all her resolu tions, and, stooping down, closed the doors. Thov swunc to with a bniur. and when she essayed to open them again she found tho effort beyond her strength. What was to bo dono in tho case of tho fire needing moro draught. She might, after a while, find it necessary to put on moro coal, and that it would be well to put on more draught. ' But while sho was debating with herself a moro serious mishap oc curred, for the caudlo inside tho lan tern suddenly achieved tho most in explicable Bomersault and sho was left in utter darkness. Moreover, to complicate tho mis eries of her situation, sho now henrd stealthy footsteps descending tho cellar stairs. Poor Lucy stood quite still, while hei hands clasped together over her heart. This was a burglar, undoubtedly. IIo had seen all tho malo inmates of tho honae going out and tho lights lowered, nnd had thus chosen his opportunity to como in and conceal himself in the collar. The first idea thnt suggested it self to hrr was to creep under the stops and remain thero until Mrs. Collins' re turn. Ere she had time to do this, how over, a man's form beenmo visible in tho dim, semi-twilight thnt was shed from tho kitchen door above. Lucy, with a desperate instinct of self-preservation, put up both hands, exclaiming: "Have pity on mo! Oh, have pity and span my life!" Upon this the burglar drew back, very much surprised. "Miss Hildeburn!" !io exclaimed, as he struck a match. "What are you doing here, and how can I servo 3-011?" Now poor Lucy, completely un nerved nnd dreadfully ashamed of herself, sat down on a reserved coal scuttle und burst into a fit of weep ing. Then Mr. Sangster knelt down be side her, nnd a confused interchnngo of explanations of various kinds en sued. The result wns that at tho expira tion of a half-hour Mr. Snngster'took Lucy in his arms and kissing tho tear-stained face, murmured: "God bless you for this promise, my own darling!" When Mrs. Collins camo homo two hours later the house was very quiet, the furnace in good order, and neither Mr. Sangster nor Miss Hilde burn visible. But the following day Lucy confided to her a secret, and Mr. Sangster absented himself mys teriously for about three weeks, After that, Miss Hildeburn also dis appeared. "Gone to visit her aunt at Swath more," Mrs. Collins explained to the other boarders. But n fortnight later the carrier brought some wedding cards to tho house. "It was all brought about through tho furnace," said Mrs. Collins, with a gleeful chuckle. But Miss Jane was infinitely disgusted. The Ifuiubug of Free Ships. Tho Providence Journal contributes its quota of misinformation to a debate that has been going on for several years, and which never fails to bring out a liberal supply of in eptitudes: "A few years ago and tho United States was the most formidable rival that Great Britain had for tho com merce of tho world, and now the American flag is practically banished from the high sons. What did it? An absurd law prohibiting tho pur chase of ships in a free market." And mighty lucky it is for Ameri can capitalists that they aro no longer owners nnd navigators of snips on tlio Jugli seas. l or many years, under high-pressure competi tion, British, Ge-man, and Scandina vian, and with the pauper wages of those countries, tho business has been carried on at a constant loss. Except the Canard Company, which paid one &mnll dividend in 1887, 110110 of the great English lines of steamers has" paid a dividend for yea re, and nono is likely to pay a dividend. By heavy subsidies tho Govern ment of Germany, liko that of Fronce, maintains these lines with a view to ultimate military purposes; and it is impossible that outside ship owners should compote with them. If our navigation laws were altered so that wo could buy in what tho Journal calls a free market till the ships we could undertake to run, wo should only lose money by tho operation. In fact if ships woro given us, wo could not run them at a profit, un less the coast of repnirs and tho rates of wages for snilors, stokers and laborers were brought down with us to the lowest limit of Eng land, Germany or Sweden. We aro ti groat deal better off for being out of that business than we would be jf wo were in-it. Meanwhile, thanks to our wice old laws, our American coasting trade is fairly profitable and bigger than ever bo fore. No English need apply. N. Y. Sun. Little Things Will Tell. We went to spend a day in tho country, and hnd a fine treat of fried chicken for dinner. Then wo took a walk with children, who led tho way to the chicken coop. "All our best chickens nro dead," said ono of the children, sadly. "Why, what killed them?" "Papa did; but they aro going to dio anyway, 'cause thoy had tho pip." "What became of them?" (This with a heavy heart and squoumisli stomach.) "Wo fried 'em for dinner," answered tho ehild, sorrowfully. Tho National Pio Enters. Wo have been called a nation of pio enters. From tho humblest Ameri can citizen to tho President of the United Sttites pie occupies a promin ent plnco in the household lnrdcr. Who invented pio is not yet known, nor exactly how tho nnmo orignated It is generally supposed that tho word pio has its origin with tho print ers, but just how islost in obscurity Talking about tho consumption oj pies, a good many of them tiro coir sumed at tho capitol by our ablo law makers. Just off from the rotunda isalunch stand presided over by a soldier's widow. Sho is familiarly known ns Jennie. Jennie is well known by all tho members und Senators, and every day the stroll from their soatfl in the halls of legislation and visit tho little Btand to satisfy tho inner man. Oa the stand, displayed in a tempt ing muniicr will bo found a variety of cakes, apples, peaches, bananas, sandwiches beef und tongue milk and pie. Tho last named article has a strong hold on tho appetite of tho Bolons, and they'll eat pio in preference to anything else. Tho Critic reporter stopped at tho stand the other day to partake of a littlo repast, when his attention was attracted by tho usual largo number of Congressmen who rely on Jennio to prepare them a small lunch. As a rule tho members go to tho House restaurunt when hungry, but it frequently happens that they can not spare tho time, so they run over to Jennie's lunch counter. "Jennie," asked thoreportor, "whnt kind of pio do tho members eat?" "What kind of pio? Why, any thing, so it's pio. These are grand pies; they never givo .you dyspepsia, nor the like. But don't you ask mo any moro questions, becauso I won't answer them; you reporters aroso in quisitive, always findingout things." "Does Congressman Vance eat pie?" "Yes, nearly all tho members eat pie. If they don't eat pie they cat something." While tho reporter was asking questions Hon. Amos J. Cummings came along and said: "What kind of pio to-day Jennie?" "Apple, plum, pinnenpple, black bony, cocoanut, poach and custard. I keep custard pio for Mr. Vance." "Well, give 1110 a slice of peach and n glass oi milk." Air. Cummings took the pie in his right hnnd and gracefully put it out of sight. IIo doesn't lose much time in masticating a slice of pie. M. O'Donnell of Michigan does not stick to one kind of pio; he changes off. One day ho'll prefer apple, the next cocoanut or blnokberry, and so on. Ho eats his pio with a fork. Very seldom does tho Hon. Joe Cannon eat pie, but occasionally ho stops by for a piece of applo pie. Mr. Buchanan of New Jersey is ono of. the House pio eaters. He gener ally lunches on tho grape pio. When the crust is rather firm ho cuts tho pie into littlo squares and washes them down with a swallow of milk. Mr. Fitch and Amos Cummings aro very fond of the German dishZwiawil Kuchnn, and Jennio keeps it for their special benefit. Chairman Mills of tho Ways and Means Connnitteo now and then patronizes Jennie to the extent of a half of a lemon pie. IIo uses a fork with his pie. Mr. Guenther, Vice-President of tho P. F. 0. N. Organization, is an other ono passionately fond of pio. Ho eats his pio about two o'clock in tho day. "Gif mo some pio milk," he'll say. "I don't care, so it's pie." Mr. Boothmnn of Ohio, like all tho Western members, is fond of tho seductivo pastry. IIo frequentlygets onthooutbido of two slices of pine apple pie. Mr. Funston of KanBiis, who rep resents an agricultural constituency, like huckleberry pio nnd Jennie always has a slice put by for him. Mr. Burrows of Michigan oats his pio as he would apiece of cake. Judge Barnes of Georgia is also a slavo to pie. Tim Campbell eats his pie with a knife. Ho is very partial to mince pio when in season. Sunset Cox says a man's digestivo organs tiro out of repair when ho can't enjoy pie. Mr. Baker of Now York always uses a spoon when ho tackles a slice of custard pie. The New England members as a rulo will eat no other kind of pio than apple, Big Tom Beed usually eats pio in tho House restaurant. New varieties of pio aro constantly making their appearance. The oth er day Major McClnmmy of North Carolina wanted some oruugo pie, while Major Martin inquired for grope. "Charlie" Mason of Illinois is known in tho House as tho groat Chicago pio eater. He eats nothing but co coanut pie, and generally he con sumes a lialf-ono for lunch He says that any man who doesn't like pio is worse than a liar. "Epoch; Old Lady (to grocer's boy) Your store, boy, seems to bo very full of flies. Boy Yos'm; I guess it's that lot of flypaper tho boss jest bought that draws 'em in here. Do you wnnt somo of It? Tho Idea: Mrs. Lovctolk So Mr. Gray tipples on tho sly? Poor Mrs. Gray! Well, well, every family has a. skeleton in tho closet. Tho Doctor's Son (in forthoovening) Wohaven't. My papa keeps his in tho office down town. UNDER CHURCH EAVES Harris Holbrook, college grnduato of a week, prospecting around in hnruni-8caruni fashion to work off sotno oxubernnt sense of freedom, did uot count upon an adventure when ho ascended tho roof of tho old brown church where, the workmen were chip ping nnd hammering and jabbering, lie had climbed up for a view of tho buildings of tho city, and "the glory of thorn." Ho was a good-looking, compactly built fellow, in a cool linen suit, as ho balanced himself up on tho staging, indolently, and exchanged civil words with tho workmen. His eyes camo back from Trinity and tho "New South" to his immediato surround ings. A park and two tall family hotels bounded three sides of tho church. Directly below him were tho roofs of dwellings, with blooming back yards. The staging extended up to tho brown east wing, which folded itself against tho body of the church. From his point of view, ho could look into tho back third story windows of the wings which had boon converted into a home-like boarding house. He had a fleeting glimpse of airy muslin draperies, which be tokened a feminine occupant. His curiosity was excited at once. Ho could see pictures hnnglow against a delicate wall paper, a well-filled book case, and a pale green and salmon carpet. A writing desk littered with papers stood near tho farther will ow. IIo wns weaving a bit of romance around tho occupant when a shapely arm ana shoulder appeared in tho winuow next him, aim a slim white have almost hand which ho could touched, drew down the curtain quickly. Feeling ns if his curiosity had been rebuked, he turned and walked along tho staging slowly to tho rear of tho church. An he rotrnoed his stop ho had another glimpse of the arm and shoulder clothed in cool lavender at the desk, writing, but ho could seo nothing of tho face except the tip of a pink ear, nnd brown frizzes stirring in tho breeze over her temples. He felt something of the Btudent reck lessness of his sophomore period, urging him to vault into the room his perch, and apologize afterward for tho intrusion, lie had been in vulnerable to tho smiles of "sweet, girl graduates," but. he wns possessed to nmko tho acquaintance of this denizen of the wing under tho church eaves, who kept out of his range ot vision, and gave him no chance for a bit of sly llirttvtion. She had an at mosphere. Ho felt its iniluonco in widening circles around him. Ho half bolieved sho was not pretty. Pretty women were not apt to have this magnetic, far-renehing atmos phere jfo could see tho arm moving as she wrote. Was she novelist, or poet, or copyist, ho wondered. Ho directed his glass over the city nnd watched tho window, alternately. Presently ho could mjo tho pen laid down, impntiently it seemed. Then tho shoulders and frizzes disappear from tho desk, and soon he felt sure ho heard tho door open and shut. She had gone out. "If it wasn't for tho eyes of these workingmon I'd climb into tho room and leave-11 note on her desk, or a couplot to hor shoulder and frizzes," ho thought daringly. Just then a paper sailed out through tho window, whirling and turning somersaults ns if mad with delight, in its mission. II circled round tho chimney on a roof below, peeped into a skylight, dipped down like 11 bird upon a vino creeping over a ttvllis in tho yard, flow back to tho oppn window as if to return homo, changed its mind and gyrntod within range of the linon-elnd figure with n tantalizing "cuMi-me-if-Aou-enn" expression. At tho risk' of losing his balatico, he captured tho hulf shoot of note, with words upon it, and was debuting whether to read or not to read, lest he should emuoach upon a private matter, when he became awnro that it wns merely a prosaic receipt, for some monoy paid to Brown & Co., furni ture dealers, by Kate Goo0i-hase. (ioowehtwr! ye godb! Tho name wunlikeu dash of ice water. Could it belong to tho graceful arm and shoulder and erimpling brown hair? Should ho nmko the paper nu excuse for calling to return it? But he couldn't make up his mind to nsk for Miss Goawehase. The romance seemed to bo oozing out of his littlo adventure. Perhaps it didn't belong to her. It seemed to be an insult to the shoulder and pink oar tip to couple t hem wit h such a nnmo. Suddenly he romomborcd thnt ho was to moot his cousin Bertha at the depot on the 11-J50 train. There was no tinw to spare. Ho slipped tho paper into his linen vest pocket, nnd hurried down to the sheet. In tho excitement that followed Bertha's arrival, and the drives und harbor excursions to bo planned, ho forgot Miss Goobechaso and tho folded re ceipt, which bided its time quietly, in tho unused linen vot-pooket. until Harris and the rest of the Holbrook family got back in September from their summer sojourn in their "cot tage by the sea." The very tiibt night ho got back to the city ho dreamed he was standing on the pale grocn and salmon carpet of tho pretty room under the church eaves trying to compose a poem to tho lavender-draped divinity of the plnco and racking his brain to find a word thnt would rhyino gracefully with Goosechaso. Ho awoke with a feeling that, directly or indir&tly, his dream wns to uiHt with verification. A week passed, Harris' chamber wns to bo newly furnished, and ho set. out ono morning commissioned to select something that would suit his rather fastidious tasto. As ho walked up tho large furnituro rooms of Brown & Co. ho caught sipht of it roll of carpeting, tho identical pot tern of that in t lie chamber of tho brown wing. Deciding at onco that it would suit, his chamber also, ho passed along looking at furnituro and balancing the comparative mer its of oak and walnut. Ho stood before a pretty dreBRiiig case, that took his fancy, testing tho truthfulness of the oval mirror, as it reflected his embrowned fnco and clear blue eyes, when ho heard voices on tho right near him, tho owners be ing hidden by n tall cabinet. "Mr. Brown, I am positive I paid that instalment," tv clear, decided leminio voice Wns saying. "Durell says ho knows nothing about it. IIo keeps tho bookB, you know," returned an unpleasant nins culino voice. "It is st range you emit not show tho receipt, if you had one." "I did have a receipt," returned tho first voice, slightly tremulous, yet with a touch of iloflnnco. "1 went out that morning I paid it, feeling annoyed with the noiso ot workmen repairing tho church, and carelessly lelt. tho window open near tho desk where tho receipt was lying. It must have blown out, for 1 novor saw it afterwards. "You must produce tho receipt, Miss Goosoohiuie, if von expect us to believe you returned tho denlor inso lently. The nnmo made ussurtinco doubly sure to linrris. Ho wheeled round from the mirror, as ho saw tho two figures, who had stopped from behind tho cabinet, reflected behind him. He overlooked tho man nnd saw only u tall, slight graceful younglady with a refined, interesting face, which had 11 Hush of something liko indignation upon it at present. "Miss Goosochnso?" ho questioned, lifting his hat nnd ignoring tho wiry furnituro dealer oonplotoly. "Yes," oho returned in somo sur prise. "I beg pardon. 1 luivo overheard your conversation. 1 was on tho roof with tho workmen that morning. I caught t ho receipt that blow out tho window, and must apologize for not returning it to you at ouco. It slipped my memory afterwards. You shall have it now without any delay. Tho dealer eyed Harris with a half beaten, half-iucredulouslook, and tho bright, sweet smilo with which Miss (loosechnso thanked him banished his dislike of the name forever. He ascertained that sho still occu pied tho same room, and rode up town, iiifioiuooxcitemont. lie rushed to hia room and bundled out the linen suit with fear and trembling lest tho receipt should not bo forth coming. Ho waltzed across tho room with an imaginary partner, when ho found it folded away in thesmal! vest locket. It seemed to wink at him knowingly ns ho unfolded it. Tho suit hiidiiutln.cn worn on account of some misfit, sinco that morning on the church roof. IIo would not trust, to tho mail, and within an hour he delivered the papor to her in tho pleasant parlor of the brown wing of tho old church. "1 was paying for my room furni turo on installments," sho remarked with a smile. "1 thought tho firm was fair and squaro in its dealings, but it seems there is something wrong. I cannot thank you suffi ciently for tiding 1110 over this un plonsanlness." Harris found her atmosphere so rare and magnotio upon a nearer view that ho wont out from her with his head turned completely. Sho smiled a littlo when his noto came asking permission to call up on her. So it et'ino about at length, that Harris w.is admitted into tho pretty room whoso owner had so tantalized him that June morning and found it permeated 1.1th hor gracious atmos phere, just ns ho had expected. Thoy boontno fast friends. Sho confided to him her literary ambitions, successes and defeats, and he told hor how ho was buckling on his business armor in his father's eountingroom. Miss Goosochaso has lately prom ised to marry Harris, although sho declares archly sho is only induced to do so by tho opportunity to chuugo tho namo that had boon hor cross from childhood. Harris, for a man, seems Htrutigoly satisfied with tiio situation, Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph, Western Freedom. Tho editor of a Western pnper has thin to say: "The dcad-gernniuin-leof-oared spoilol, whom futo has willed shall wither and blight tho weekly Dreadful around tho corner, refers to the editor of this flourishing and influential journal asapinfonthcr journalist and a can't-get-therodudo. Ho also goes on to say that as a newspaper freak we aro probably tho finest specimen of the kind ever cap tured u live. Brethorn of tho press, this is till wrong. Let us be courteous to 0110 another. In this work-a-day world of ours there is no influence so tioothingatid lofiuiiig as that cour tesy. The soft, low-spoken word, tho gentle smile, the kindly reference who has not felt their balm, been helped over somo rough place in life's pathway by their beneficial effect? Brothern of tho press, again wo sny let us bo courteous to ono anothor, and let the miorolm pull his number fivo lint deep down oyer his eyes and ponder upon theso words, Selah!" Tid-Bit. A Dob'h Sense. From tli Boston Itcrortl. A young girl was crossing tho Pub lic Garden the other morning upon tho mnin path which crosses tho bridge. She was accompanied by n magnificent mastiff, who strode along beside her in tho most com pnnionnble sort of way, looking up into her flico occasionally as if to re mnrk cnBually that it was a very fine morning, or to nsk if there was any thing ho could do for hor. The two crossed tho bridge together, and finally came to tho Charles street gate. Hero the young girl, evidently not wishing to have tho caro of the dog in tho busy stroote, . turned to him and said: "There, that is far enough noy, Marco. You need not go with mo any farther, but turn about and go back home." Sho did not tnko hor hands out of her muff to point tho way, and she . sp6ko aBshowouIdtotiHinnll brother, , in a pletisnnt, convcrsntionnl voice. Marco looked at her with his largo eyes, then looked across the Co mm on t wagging his tail slowly, ns though ' ho was thinking how very plensnnt it would be to go tho rest of the way. Finally he turned back to her again and with ti movement ofliis head and eyes asked as plainly ns though the. words hnd como from lib? mouth: "Please let mo iro a little farther, it is such a fine morning." "No. dear; I'mgoingBhopping, you know, ' answered tho girl, explaining tho difficulty, as if Marco were human. "There 11 tie crowds of people, and I shall not know what to do with you. But go along now, thore's n good follow, and I'll be buck soon." Without nnothorword Marco turn ed and walked back across the gar dens, lie did not Mime nway, as somo dogs do when sent back, but marched leisurely along with his head in tho air, stopping a moment on tho bridgo to watch tho children sknting below, then trotted on toward Com monwealth avonuo. The Athenian watched him until ho hnd disappeared beyond tho gates, then resumed his own way, wondoring whether Darwin loved dogs or not. - ' ' t - BMi. Havy Moliollzntion. From all I can see the Admiralty nro about to perpotrato a practical joke of unprecedented dimensions in this much-advertised "mobolizntion of tho navy." According to -tho official theory, as I understand it, the object of tho proceedings is to show tho public and tho world exact ly what wo candoinarenlemergengy. All in a moment tho message is to bo flashed forth from Whitehall that' war has been unexpectedly declared against us and that tho enemy's fleet is already at sea. Within such nnd such a time every mnn Jack is to bo embarked nnd every ship is to take its place either on the coast or in lino of battle. It sounds very pretty. When you come to look uttho liuils it is nothing short of sublime. For about three months past this im promptu effect has been inactive pre paration. Whitehall has been oudgel-i Simply becauso.after all this time not the word been given weeks ago? when the word is given. And why has water's edgo ahd told what to do has been brought down to tho mission, every avuilablo blue joakofc that will float has been put into com been stroiningovery nerve, every ship ing its brains, tho dockyards linvo arid all these ofibrta.weuro notready. When wo are, and not till then, tho obliging enemy will declare war. Tho button will be pressed in Whitehall, tho lleets of Britain will go forth nnd sweep tho foemnn from the sens, and tho First Lord will turn round nnd say to the dumbfounded panic mon ger: "Observe. There is no deception. This is what we can do at twonty four hours' notice!" As aj'oke it'is not bad, though a littlo out of plnco. Loudon Truth. Dog Fnnulnir In China. Tho rearing of dogs for their skjns is pursued in China just ns sheep farming is in Australia. There are thousands of small dog and gout forms scnttered over the northern districts of Manchuria and Mongolia. Nature has provided a magnificent protection to withstand the cold of these northern latitudes, where the thermometer (Fahrenheit) goes down to twenty-fi ve degrees belo wzero that is, fifty-seven degrees of frost, and it is doubtful if the dogskins of any other part of the world aro to' bo compared witli those from Man churia or Mongolia, either in size, length of hair or quality. The fur is at its best during tho winter, nnd the dog is killed before tho thaw sets in, which is effected not by the kuife, which might injure tho fur, but by strangulation. Last year tho value of tho' skins fell off, owing to the Btocks of previous years being unde livered. It is difficult to understand how tho farmers can reurthennimuls for the price they obtain for the hides, To provide a well-made dogskin rug at lenst eight animals must be slaughtered, which, at three taels per rug of eighty inches by sixty eight inches, would allow not quite fifty-five cents per dog, including the sewing, choc sing, etc., lor the skins must fairly mutch in color. The flesh, however, is no doubt used for human food, and the market value thereof enters largely into the furm's profit and low uccount. When a girl is mairied she receives, perhaps, six dogs as her dowry. Pall Mall Gazette. - - lJ""iLiaiBn)-"--"' iiMifi