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A Cow Arts as n Mother to a Pig.
I'ortlantl Oregonian: Tho recent
paragraph in tho Orogonlan about
lronhish relations among animals caus
es to be brought to light a very singu
lar circumstance on the farm of It. J.
Moore, at M alalia Corners. A 1(5
montliRHM heifer lost her calf and two
or threo days afterward it was noticed
that she did not rcqulro milking. In
vestigation led to tho discovery of tho
faet that tho heifer had adopted a
-months-old pig, which she would call
nnd sucklo as affectionately as if it had
been her own calf. This relation has
been sustained some weeks to tho evi
dent satisfaction of both parties, and
me siioat is sleeker ami weighs several
pounds more thun its companions of the
tame age.
Heady to Do Ills l'art.
"And now will somebody in tho audi
once accommodate me with a cavalry
Bword?" usked tho professor of magic,
stepping to tho front of the stago and
rubbing his hands in pleasant antici
pation. There was no response.
The professor repeated his request.
Sjamo result.
"I am sorry," ho said at last, after
waiting several minutes, "that I shall
bo unablo to perform my advertised
feat of swallowing a sword, but you
will sec, ladies and gentlemen, that it
Is not my fault. I will now proceed
with tho wonderful performance of tho
magic egg bag," etc. Chicago Tribune.
Clinlnlnfr a Ueauty.
Jinks Everybody predicted that
Hardhead would have trouble after ho
, married that vain beauty, but she
never leaves her homo unless ho is
with her. How does he manage?
Winks Ho filled tho houso with
mirrors. Now York Weekly.
Cure for Curiosity.
Inquisitive Yankee visitors to tho
Amnion ram whilo lying at Bath have
been unable to refrain from meddling
with tho machinery of tho guns and
other interesting pieces of mechanism
found about the ship, despite tho big
placards desiring them to keep their
"hands off," which tho officers plenti
fully strewed about tfio vessel. So in
order to discourage wtch investigators
several of tho maclines wich seemed
most to attract thW inquisltlvo were
connected to a powerful electric bat
tery, the "hands oft" sign being, of
course, retained aHo. Since tho idea
was put into effect 'tho bhip's company
has had lots of fWn, and the visitors
have begun to laae respect for a rea
sonable request 1 1
The University of Omnha.
Nebraska has inany creditable insti
tutions of learning colleges that have
wrought a grand work and given tho
state name and fame extending far be
yond its own confines and conspicuous
among them will be found that embod
ied in the hearting- of this article. It
comprises throo departments, namely:
Hellcvue College, Omaha Medical Col
lego and Omaha Dental College, tho
latter just organized. Each depart
ment is conducted on the plan of doing
tho best possible work. Uellevue College,
as is well known, was tho pioneer in
Nebnihka for high grade work, being
in some particulars in advance of even
the statu university. All of tho high
schools of Nebraska which prepare
iully for tho state university, have tho
additional studies necessary for en
trance to Hellevuo College. The insti
tution maintains an academy or prepar
atory department, and for those who
desire to teach or become proficient in
music it offers superior advantages, the
talent employed being tho best to be
obtained. Tho college is ten miles
from Omaha, tho metropolis of the
state, and is a delightful and attrac
tive location. It is far enough away
to bo out of sight and sound of the
bustling city, and yet near enough to
be in touch with advantages that the
metropolis brings. Many desirable
features in connection with the college
might bo dwelt upon, but from what
bus been said tho reader can draw his
or her conclusions, corresponding with
the faculty for details not here set
forth.
A Wonder -of Antiquity,
One of tho greatest wonders of an
cient Egypt, suys tho St. Louis Repub
lic, was the famous artificial boiy of
water called Lake Moeris, According
to Herodotus, "the measure of its cir
cumference was 3,300 furlongs, which
is equal to the eutiro length of Egypt
along the seacost." Tho excavation,
which was made in the time of King
Moeris (thememnon of the Greeks and
Ilomans)waa of a varying depth and its
center was occupied by two pyramids,
the npexes of which were 300 feet high
er thun the surface of the water. The
water for this gigantic artificial reser
voir was obtained from the Nile
through a canal, which six months of
the year had an overflow, correspond
ing to high and low water in the river.
The canal gradually filled with sand
and tho lake has long since evaporated,
but the bottom is still one of the most
fertile tracts in Egypt.
Homeieekeri.
We (let I re to direct your attention to tht
Gulf Coast of Alalatna, Our motto: "If
you anticipate a thango in location or for
investment, why not get the Lest I We have
it," and In order to verify our statement
ve are making extremely low rates to
lionieseekers and investors that they may
make n personal lnveMlRat'on. For par
ticulars and low railroad rates address The
Union Land Co., Mobile, Ala., or Major T.
8. C urLton, Northwestern Agent. Omaha.
Netr.
Human nature on the throne is no" better
tbau human nature in tho slums.
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A. GODDESS' REVENGE.
F YOU had been In
a certain part of
Greece ono day a
long time ago you
might have heard
ringing through tho
deep woods and
over hilt and dale
tho clear sound of
the hunter's horn
and tho
sharp bark
staghound,
nobles were
quick,
of tho I
ror n
party
on tne
chase.
Little cared they for tho tender, re
proachful look that Is Bald to come
from the creat eves of tho wounded
deer, nor for the agony of tho poor I
creature ns It fnlla beneath tne iniu-
riated attack of the dogs and lies there
torn and bleeding. If you had suggest
ed this phase of the question to them
they would, perhaps, have stared at
you In utter amazement.
It was their pleasure to hunt, to chase
the deer from Its quiet retreats Into the
open glades, where their fierce dogs
might yelp at its heels and finally leap
upon Its quivering flanks and drag It to
the earth.
Or, If the hunter's fortune favored
them, they might send their hurtling
Javelins Into the vitals of their prey,
thus keeping for themselves the cruel
victory that usually hung upon the
sharp fangs of their dogs.
But what would you have? It was an
age when men killed, not only brutes,
but each other, for the pure love of kill
ing, an age of blood-letting, of unbridled
passions, of cruelty and death.
No wonder, then, that these young
nobles would have stared amazed If you
had suggested that their so-called sport
wa3 the very essence of cruelty and
heartlessnessj that they had the right to
hunt game for food, but not tho right to
torture and kill Inoffensive creatures for
the gratification .of a purely cruel In
stinct. How would they have liked to change
places with tho deer? Let us seel My
story will tell you.
At the head of this party of young
nobles was a handsome prince named
Actaeon, son of the King Cadmus. He
was the pet of the court, brave, adven
turous nnd sometimes reckless. Per
haps he had his Rood points, as such
things went In those days, but on the
chase he was fearless, persistent, relent
less, and the greatest happiness that
could befall him was to be "In at the
death."
All the forenoon had the party been
wetting their weapons with the blood of
their victims, and when the sun-god
reached the mid-way point In his dally
course and was sending down his beams
hot upon the parched earth, Actaeon
proposed to his companions that they
rest In the shade of the trees.
Calling In the dogs, they threw them
selves upon the sward, and while they
ate the viands that slaves had brought
with them and drank many deep
draughts of rich red wine, they gossiped
of the affairs nt court and told each
other many stories of -Individual adven
ture. Presently Actaeon. tiring, perhaps, of
TEARING. RENDING, LACERATING
the Idle gossip of his friends, rose and
wandered oft among the trees, wandered
Idly, without a purpose, seeking In tho
silence of the woods, mayhap, a mo
mentary distraction from the silly noth
ings with which his companions were
beguiling the time.
Now, not far from where the hunters
were resting was a beautiful valley Into
which the foot of mortal might not In
trude with impunity. It was Inclosed
with cypresses and tall pines, so arched
and Interlocked that they formed a ver
dant screen for what the valley might
contain.
At the far end of the valley was a
cave, In making which nature had Imi
tated art, for the roof of the cave was
formed of stones that fitted as perfectly
and delicately as If turned by the hand
of man.
Just within the entrance of this cave
was a fountain, whose limpid waters
gushed Joyously from the rock and
poured themselves Into a round basin
whose edge was a rim of never-dying
gross.
It was a spot of surpassing beauty,
and no wonder the foliage of the cy
presses and pines had contrived to hide
It from the gaze of the chance wanderer,
for It was sacred to Diana, tho chaste
goddess of the hunt.
It ftras there that she repaired, when
weary of the chase, to bathe her beauti
ful limbs In the clear water, for there
she was safe from all eyes, secure from
all Intrusion.
That Is to say, she had been free from
Intrusion until theday of which I
speak, when Actaeon and his friends
were hunting In the adjoining woods.
Just nt the time that the young prince
left his party and began to stroll aim
lessly about, the goddess had sought her
quiet retreat, accompanied by her
nymphs, and was preparing to take her
midday bath.
Laying down her spear, her bow and
her quiver filled with arrows, she threw
off her robe nnd stood there In the
midst of her fair attendants, the very
embodiment of virgin loveliness and
beauty.
Suddenly her nymphs uttered a Joint
cry of amazement and alarm, for there,
looking at the sacred seen, was a man,
the only one that had ever seen Diana
unrobed!
It was Actaeon, and surely it was the
Fates that led him thus to his destiny.
He was standing In the entrance to the
cave.
The nymphs crowded around the god
dess, trying to conceal her by making a
screen of their bodies, but she over
topped thorn all, and they could not
hldo her.
Over her face spread the blush
of modesty surprised, and, obeying a
uddtn and natural impulse, she reach-
Iff!
of young
cd down at her side for an arrow; but It
was not there.
Then, faclnc tho bold Intruder, she
took up a handful of water from tho .
basin, and throwing It full In his face,
she cried: '
"Thus does Diana punish the Intruder ,
1 . -.. it i
TnVXSKVdm.th.n.paMin. '
nlrange. Even while Actaeon was try-,
Ing to excuse himself by saying that his
iimumuii uh uniiiii'iiiiuiiui, " .
lost the power of speech, his cars grew
sharp pointed, great horns grew out of
his head, his hands became reel, ms
arms long legs and his body took on a
coat or spotted hair.
He Was Actaeon no longer, out a sing
of the forest!
Trembling with terror, he turned and
fled. Through tho wooded glades he ran
so swiftly that he could not but ndmlro
his speed, but when he stopped to drink
from a brook nnd saw reflected there th6
stag's horns that grow from his head,
he was overcomo with remorse.
What should he do? Where should ho
go? Not to the palace, which that morn
ing he had left as a handsome young
prince. He dared not return .there as a
stag. For you must know that he re
tained tho consciousness of a man, In
spite of his form ns a Btag.
While he stood there undecided what
to do, the dogs saw him. One gave tho
signal to the others by barking, and
then tho whole pack rushed after him.
He was tho hunter no longer; ho was the
hunted I Now he knew what it was to
have a score of hounds barking and
yelping and snarling nt his heels, threat
ening every Instant to leap upon him
and tear out his life!
Swiftly ns the wind ho bounded
through the forest, trying nil the time
to utter his well-known hunting cry so
that the doors mltrht hear and under
stand his voice. But not a somd es
caped his lips. Even as the hunted stag
rushes on, panting, breathless, agonized
by fear, so rushed Actaeon, hunted by
his own dogsl
Then he heard the cries of his com
panions ns they followed the dogs, all
enjoying tho rare sport and wishing
that Actaeon was there to enjoy It, too.
Over rockB and cliffs, through vales
and across strenms he ran, closely fol
lowed by his dogs, and the dogs closely
followed, In turn, by the young nobles.
Oh, it was great sport, this chasing of
the deer through the forest depths!
How he had enjoyed It when he was the
chaser! Now how different It wasl
Again and again he essayed to cry out
to his dogs and to his friends, but the
cries were stifled on his trembling lips,
and his panting sbles ached with the
terrible labor of the chase that they
were giving him.
"I am Actaeon. your masterl" he
would have cried to the dogs.
"I am Actaeon, your prince and your
friend!" he would have cried to the
young nobles.
But the words would not come! Ho
could think and he could feel, but he
could not speak!
Then ons of the dogs, running close
by his side, sprang upon his back, and
another seized him by the shoulder. And
while they held him with their cruel
teeth, the rest of the pack came up and
sprang upon him.
The young nobles cheered on the dogs
and cried out In their enjoyment of the
sport. Again they called for Actaeon,
wishing thnt he were there, and won
dering what had become of h!m.
It was soon over. Tearing, rending,
lacerating his flesh, the dogs merely did
what he had made them do hundreds of
times, and In a few minutes his spirit
left his suffering body and went out
upon the wings of the wind!
Tho revenge of the goddess wns terri
ble, but who shall say that It does not
teach a good lesson?
SPARROWS THRASH A CAT.
Urlumlkln Lost III Living Hreakfust
mill Got a fe'oro Head Upsides.
A young sparrow Tell out of Its
mother's neat in Madison Square Park,
Now York, tho other morning, and flut
tered about on tho grass below, flying
about In little Jumps, whilo tho ma
ternal parent anxiously hopped about
coaching tho young athlete. George
Francis Train and his bevy of young
sters sat on a bench nearby, under a
big maple tree, watching tho lesson,
and a dozen moro or less interested
feathered tribesmen flocked nearby, ap
proving spectators. Suddenly thero
was a flash of something gray and
whito, and a big cat bounded Into tho
circle. Its claw Just missing tho fledg
ling, which fluttered to one side. The
mother bird attacked tho cat's face,
and tho fighting tribesmen followed her
example as a little boy caught the help
less little flyer in his straw hat. Tho
cat, thoroughly enraged at tho loss of
Its breakfast and the vigorous pecks of
the fighting sparrow's sharp beaks,
Btruck viciously at his assailants. They
kept Just out of reach, however, circling
about, and every now and then making
sallies at tho cat's ears nnd oyos. Pussy
finally fled, the pupil resumed his les
son and tho feathered tribesmen ad
justed their uniforms. Exchange.
THINQS A WOMEN MAY DO.
Six of them can talk at once and get
along first-rate, and no two men can do
that.
She can throw a stone with a curve
that would be a fortune to a base-ball
pitcher.
She can say "no" in such a low voice
that It means "yes."
Sho can sharpen n lead pencil If you
give her plenty of time and plenty of
pencils.
She can safely stick fifty pins in her
dress while he is getting one under his
thumb nail.
She can come to a conclusion without
the slightest reasoning on it, and no
sane man can do that.
She can appreciate a 'kiss from her
husband seventy years after the mar
riage ceremony is performed.
8iiecan dance all night In a pair of
shoes two sizes too small for her, and
enjoy every minute of tho time.
Sho can walk half the night with a
colllcky baby in her arms without once
expressing the desire of murdering "the
Infant.
She Is as cool as a cucumber in half
a dozen tight dresses and skirts, while
a man will sweat and fume and growl
In one loose shirt.
She can talk as sweet as peaches and
cream to a woman she hates, while to
men would be punching each other's
heads before they had exchanged ten
words.
RUNNING FOR BOYS.
livery Hoy Cin
Mrcimiti ii Itnnucr If He
Trlra.
fivery American boy should loam to
run, In Greece, in tho days whon men
and women took bettor enro of their
odjc. tj they over have slnc Just
" tho American child la taught to read.
And ns far as wo can Jiulgo by tho
statues they have left behind thorn,
thcro wcro very few hollow-chested,
spindle-legged boys among tho Greeks.
Tho Persian hoy wns taught to speak
tho truth, run, rido nnd shoot the bow.
Tfao English boy is encouraged to run.
In fact, nt so mo of tho great
English public schools boys of
13 and 14 years of nge, like
Tom Drown nnd Enst nt Rugby,
can cover six and eight miles cross
country in tho great haro-nnd-hound
runs. Every boy is turned out twice n
week, out of doors, nnd mado to run,
and fill himself full of puro fresh nlr
and Biinshlno, nnd gain moro strength
and Hfo than any amount of weight
pulling or dumb-bell work In Btuffy
gymnasiums would give him. Seo the
result tho English boys, ns a whole,
oro a stronger sot than wo American
boys. Every English school-boy is to
some extent an athlete. And thnt la
what Amerlcnn boys should be. Not
because football, baseball, nnd tennia
are valuable In themselves, but for tho
good they do in strengthening boy's
bodies. By playing ball every day for
hours In tho open nlr; by exorcising his
arms, back, nnd leg muscles In throw
ing, batting, running, nnd sliding; by
going to bed early nnd giving up all
bad habits In preparation for tho
games, a boy stores up rtrength, which
ho enn draw on all his llfo long thnt
is why every boy should be an athlete.
But not every boy can piny footbnll or
baseball. Ho may not bo heavy or
strong enough; ho may never bo able
to acquire tho knack of catching or
batting tho ball. Every boy can bo
come a runner.
EXPEDITINQ THE MAILS.
A WVstorn Killtor Start Out in a Grand
Cmup.
Two or three months ago, when ap
pointed Postmaster of this town, wo
mentioned tho fnct that tho trl-weekly
malls from Lono Jack, Pino Hill nnd
Dog Creek reached this postofllco In
the moBt erratic manner and evidently
at the convenience of tho mall carrier,
says a Western exchange. Wo prom
ised to look Into tho matter nB soon as
we got things In hand, and last Tues
day afternoon, ns tho Lono Jack mall,
duo at 11 o'clock a. m., had not nrrlvcd
at midafternoon, we mounted our cay
use and set out to investigate. This
route is carried on horseback, nnd tho
name of tho cnrrlcr Is SlinmB. Wo
found Mr. Slmms luxuriously reclin
ing under a tree about four miles from
town. Ho was luxuriously drunk and
sound nsleep, whilo his old horso had
shaken the mall bag off his back and
was stamping on It with his hind feet.
Mr. Slmms is a very sober man Just
now, but wo doubt if ho hns any clear
remembrance of a tenth part of what
happened to him during tho ten min
utes following our arrival. All he can
remember Is of being struck by a cy
clone, whish lifted him up nnd tossed
him Into the earth. Ho was a hard man
to wake up, but whon ho got his eyes
open and began to realize tho situation
he didn't wastb much tlmo getting onto
his horso with his mall bag and head
ing for town. On his next trip he camo
In an hour ahead of tlmo and wo under
stand he intends to do bettor than thnt.
Somo day this week wo shall look Into
tho delay on other routes, For weeks
past tho Pino Hill mall has been from
six to ten hours lato on every occasion
and wo shall make a great effort to
discover tho cause and removo It. It
is our duty as postmaster to bco that
the mails arrive and depart on time
and we feel qulto certain that our man
ner of "expediting" tho service will
meet with the approval of both
fellowtownsmen and tho postal
thoritles at Washington.
our
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HYPNOTIZED JOCKEY.
How Ho Won a Itaco In the Lonei-t
Tlmo on Itcconl.
"Whut was de time dnt you run dat
mile In when you win do race?" said
ono Jockey to another.
"Foh' hours, lebben minutes, an' six
teen seconds."
"Ga 'long, man, whut you talkin'
bout?"
"I'so tnlkin' 'bout do troof. Yon see,
dah wus threo hosses in do race, an'
eb'ry owner wus okeered to win, 'case
he didn't like de odds, an' wanted ter
save up 'Id chances foh annudah spin.
So in de homo stretch eb'ry boy laid
hlsse'f back an', pulled do lines, an'
kep' on a-pullin tell do hosses stopped,
'case no one wouldn't go 'long ahead.
An' dah we stood, 'case eb'ry one er
us was boun' not ter bo a winner I
sot an' sot, an' do fus t'Ing I know, I
done got sleepy, an' de hoss Jes" natch
erly walked In 'fora I knowed it. I neb
ber will b'llebe but whut one er dem
yuther boys done got mo mesmerized.''
Washington Star.
C!ilne Gratitude.
The valuo of medical missionary
work Ib well Illustrated by an ancc
doto concerning China's great states
man, LI Hung Chang.
Li Hung Chang's wife. Lady LI, as
she Is called, was taken seriously HI
several years ago; the leading physi
cians of the empire gave her up to dio,
A woman medical missionary was
called, and was happily successful In
restoring to health the wife of tho fa
mous viceroy. In gratitude, LI Hung
Chang fitted up a dispensary at Tlen
Tsin and presented It to the mission; a
little later Lady LI established a second
dispensary for women and placed in
chrrge the lady pbys'can who attend
ed rer.
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report
ABSOLUTELY PURE
Hint II ml lllltcn llrclf
About a quarter of n century ago Ho
ranger's "lirlsette" was performed nt
ono of tho theaters. Tlin'pnrt of Lit
ctte was allotted to Virginia Bejaies.
This popular actress, then unvanced in
years, had lost all her teeth, and, to do
justice to her now rolo. shohnd ordered
a fresh set. As the teeth felt uncom
fortable, i.ho took them out when tho
play was over and put them In her
pocket. When In tho greenroom, Bhe
incautiously Bat down, and Immediately
jumped un. with n scream.
"What is tho matter?" inquired our
Jollv old friend, Adolpho Hennery.
"'Nothing," said Mile. Dojazct. "I
havo only bitten myself." llovuo
Theatrnlo.
Tobtcco Tatlered and Torn.
Evcrv duy mo meet tho man Willi shabby
cloiliiK, willow nltin. ntid shiitnblliiu footsteps
holding out u tobacco-pair led liana for the cbnr
lly quurtcr. Tulmcta destroys innlihood and
the Lnunlncs of pot feet vitality. No-To-lluc is
cuiimtitcvd to euro Just such cases, ana It's
churlty to nwko them try. Sold under tfimrnn
tco to cure by Urwulnts overyniiero. Hook
free. Addruis btcrlitnf ltcuicily Co., Nuw
York City or Chicago.
In Atlrr Yrnm.
"Darling"
Ho guzed at her with a tender, ap
pealing glance.
"is"
They wcro preparing to start out for
tho evening, und he was anxious, for
her sake, to look his best.
"my hat on strnight?"
Being absurcd that It wns. tho hus
band of tho coining woman, after giv
ing explicit directions to tho nurso re
garding tho baby, trustingly took tho
arm of her who had sworn to cherish
and protect him and so they went
their way. .New York World.
Oprn tlm Kiifttty Vulto
When tlioto Is too big n head of stenrn on, or
you will bo In thinner, i-lmllnrly, whon thati
Important safety vulva of tho system, tho
IiohoIb. bormiiDx obstructed. mx'nltnroinnt-
ly with llmtctter's Homarli " Witters, and,
cuani ncninsi tnu cnnsiuonco4 oi us clos
ure. HllllouMicsR, dyspopKiii, malaria, rhou
matlc and kldnev ciitntilulnt. nurvousno-ts
and ncura'cla are, all biiIiJuciiIoc) by this
pk-UNUtit but potent coniiioror of dUcac.
Tun Much Curiosity.
Tho Judge Havo you any reason to
offer why sentence should not bo
passed upon you?
The Prisoner I ain't got much to
say, but it's right to tho point Whon
I shot tho feller I wns only doln' It fcr
fun, on' hero you fellers are wantin to
hnng me in cold blQoded malice, so you
nir. Indianapolis Journal.
ALllEItT nUItCH, West Toledo, O., says:
"Hall's Catarrh Cure suved my life." Write
him for particulars. Sold by Drucclsts, 75c.
Ho Was a l'ruilent Mnu,
Chicago Tribune: "James, what
have you been doing In the garret?"
It was his wifo who spoke.
"You won't betray me, Elizabeth?"
exclaimed tho prominent politician,
pale and excited.
Hetrav you? Certaluly not. What
have you "been doing in that garret?"
f "Elizabeth." ho replied in a hoarse
whisper, "I havo been looking to seo if
anybody has discovered my views on
tho silver question. That's where I
keep them!"
Hec-mi it's CamplH.rlie'wItH Glycerine.
The uriKlnsl nnd only ueiiulne, CurnChiippmlllmiili
and loco, Cold Soren, U. U. CUrU CiO.lInx vii.C-
A Ho Is always an enemy, no mutter how
well meaning it may loot.
PITS A1IFIU stopped free by nr.Kllno'sflrPs
Jmttu Kestoror. hioKUsutler the lust iiuy'nutc
Jlarvrlou cures. TrrataaniulSt!trlallolti.frn'ti
HlcuiC b(.ndtopr.Kllur,r.UArcnbl.,rUa.,l'iw
Ho Is tho greatest man who does most for
his fellow men.
I havo found Flso's Cure for Consump
tion an uufulllng medicine. V. It. Lotz,
liito Scott St., Covington, Ky., Oct. 1, 1WH,
Every reform that comes to utay, hns to
login in tho henrt.
"KanBon's Maglo Corn Salve."
Warranted to iure or money tefunded. Atlt yoar
drug-gUt fur It. I'l Ice 19 ceuu.
There aro peoplobo want to do good,
hut they uro blow to commence
It the Uuby Is Cutting Teeth.
Rofure and uw that old and ell-trled remedy, Mtu.
H'imloVi Bootiiiko Stbit for Children Teething.
Nebriitka hns fourteen v. omen superin
tendents of public iuktrui-tion.
The man who never praises his
sometimes talks very nico in ciiunh.
wifo
LEAVES ITS flARK
every one of the painful irrcgulunttes
and weaknesses that prey upon yoraen.
They fade the face, waste the Cgurc, ruin
the temper, wither you up, make you old
before your time.
Get well. That's the way to look well.
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
you, with Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip
tion. It regulates and promotes all the womanly
functions, improves digestion, enriches the
blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy
and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
end restores health and strength.
WEIL MACHINERY
Illustrated eatalrxruo showing WKLL
AUOEJW. HDCKD1UM.H, HYDRAULIC
AND JETTirU JJALUUNF-liY. etc
siht no. uto been tectea ana
all uarranttd.
Sioux City rnglne& Iron Works,
bucctuiorn to I'cch Mf; to,
Moiix 1 Ity. Invi.
'tnxUovtLleCUkrmUl mvrtiTto
llllllc t KlereotU Mreet. KnC tj- lia,
tARktk&
HAIR BALSAM
ClMtutt and Uialllki the hair,
i'rviiiolet a luxuriant growth.
Meier ratio to Heatore Qray
JUalr to lie Youthful Color?
Cum ftfllD diMiM At hair laliine.
aOe.mll.U'al bmftiiu 'I
ty
J
m,
Hani Luck,
First Man nt tho lioaoh (to second
arrival) Say, it'B kind of mean of you
to como down here. I was hero first,
and consequently I havo a prior claim
on tho young Indies at this beach,
Second Arrival A thousand pardons
for intruding, but I really had nq idea
thcro would bo a man hero nhcad of
inc. I'll get out right away and try
another bench, and it Isn't likely I'll
run against such hard luck again.
O'day. Koxbury Gaiettc.
Mak Toar Own Hitters!
On receipt of 80 cents in U. 8. stamps, I
will tend to any address one package Bte
ketee't Dry Hitters. One package makes
ono gallon bent tonic known. Cures stom
ach, kidney dlenasos, and Is a great appo
' tlicr and blood purifier. Just the medicine
needed for spring and summer. 25c. at
your drug store. Address Oso. O. Bts-
kktek, uranu ltapias. Alien.
lilt Choice.
Bobby was trying to make it pleas
nnt for his father's guest till that indi
vidual nrrlvcd. Ho pointed to two
boxes of cigars on tho piano.
"Tho ono at ther right Is them wot
paw gives t' his frlon's. Do udders ho
smokcR himself."
"All right, my boy," said the visitor,
helping himself to tho nrlvnto box.
! "I'll tako ono of these, for at present
I'm not ono of your father's friends."-
Syracuse Post.
Till: FAKMIttl IS IIAITYI
The farmer reporting 60 bushels Win
ter Ryo per acre; 6 ton of hay and 62
bushels of Winter Wheat has reason to
bo happy and praise Sailer's seedsl-Now"
you try It for 1800 and bow now of
grasses, wheat and rye. Catalogue and
samples free, If you write to the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, WIb., and
send this slip along. (W.N.U.)
Xnthlnir In un ohonn nnil un vnrv Trntnnliln
n .nllt,wto nmlMnriiut'
" ""T ,, .""T7.
J'nrlier's Glnircr Tonic ! popular
for IU socd work tJuttnrloK, tlrwl, lcopios. nor
out wouvn flcfl ootlilag to tuotuiug nnd rovtvlDg.
Tho heart is larger than tho world, be
cnusa tho wholo world cannot fill it.
Whnt a senm af relief It Is in know
that you Iihyo no more coins. Illndorcorns remorM
tbom, and wry comforting It Is. IGo drusgUU.
This country, with its institutions, bo
longs to tho people who inhabit it.
KNOWLEDGE
Brings comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly useu. Tho many, who live bet
ter than others and onjoy llfo more, with
less expenditure, by moro promptly
adapting the world's best products to
the needs of physical being, will attest
the valuo to health of tho puro liquid
laxative principles embraced in tho
remedy, Syrup of Figs.
Its excellenco is duo to its presenting
in the form most acceptable nnd pleas
ant to the taste, the refreshing nnd truly
beneficial properties of n perfect lax
ative; effectually cleansing the system,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevere
and permanently curing constipation.
It bos given Ratiafnction to millions and
met with the approval of tho medical
profession, because it acts on the Kitl
iioys, Liver and Bowels without weak
ening them nnd it is perfectly free fiom.
every objectionable substance.
Svrup of Fig? is for sale by all drug
gists in 60c and $1 bottlee, but it in man
ufactured by tho California Fig Syrup
Oi. only, whose name is printed on every
package, also the name, Syrup of Figs,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if offered.
DR. WINCHELlTs"
TEETHING SYRU
Is tho best medicine Tor all diseases Incident to
children. It regulates the bowels; assists denti
tion; cures diarrhea and dysentery initio wont
forms; cures canker soro throat ; Is a certain pre
ver.tl e cf diphtheria ; quiets and soothes all pain
Invigorates tho stomach and bonds; corrects all
acidity: will cure griping In tho bowels and wind
colic. Do not failguo yourself and child with
sleepless nlxhts when It Is within your reach to
cure your child and save your own strength.
Dr.Jaque'ti Herman Worm Vakea
dtroy worms fit remove them from tho system
Prepared by Emmert Proprietary Co., Chicago, la,
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
DR.
McGREW
IS THE ONLY
SPECIALIST
WHO T1UATS Al I.
PRIVATE DISEASES
Weakness and Secret
lUtorders of
MEN ONLY
Beery cure guaranle L
X() years' eiperlvnco,.
8 joari In I'pun..
rlooa: Kreo
14th A Furnutu Mts.
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SlAteVrlnclpalliirumlnar U B, Penalon nuraau,
Jjrra uUat war, ISadjudiuHUigcbUtua, uttj aluco.
W. IV. I., Omuhiia , 1605.
Mhon answering advertisements itludly
mention this paper
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