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DEAR BOYS:
I hope after reading this article
ycu will be better fiancees. If a
boy is going with one girl he
should be true to her and not go
around jiving others. Remember
fellows, if you are true to a girl,
the majority of girls will be true
to you. Don’t ever tell a girl not
to go out with another boy if you I
aren’t going to be true to her. I
don’t mean for you to stop talking
or walking around with other girls.
You continue being friednly with
a lot of girls, but love just one.
I watched several boys in the past
and here is what they did. They
visited one girl at her home, went
to the drug store jived another,
walked to the Hollywood, made
love to still a different girl, and
then took an entirely different
girl, to the show. Now these gii’ls
don’t know he was with a differ
ent girl, and each one thinks he
loves her- When all of the time
’ he doesn’t love any of them. The
example I gave of the boys in pre
vious statements is a fair example
of how untrue boys can be. Here
are some rules to follow.
1. Be true to the girl you love,
2. Be honest with her,
3- Don’t be conceited or an ego
tist.
4. Be coui^tqms and polite
when she is with you,
. Don’t curse, or use profanity
around the girls,
6. Respect the girls under all
circumstances and conditions,
7. Take her out to a show or
some entertainment,
If you don’t have the money go
walking somewhere
8. Dress nicely, remember it
isn’t the cost of the clothes, it’s
how you wear them. Be clean,
don’t carry a disagreeable odor.
9. Remember her birthday,
Christmas, Easter,
10- Take her some candy or
some flowers once in a while.
11. Buy her a corsage when she
is going out formally with you.
12. Don’t just wait for special
days to remember her. Take her
a present at other tipies.
13- Be attentive to her.
I hope there are no hard feel
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CORNHUSKER
GOLF NEWS
by LAWRENCE LEWIS
Omaha’s on parade and our sin
cere wish is more power to you.
We of the Comhuskers are more
interested in the Central States
11 11
ings, boys, Remember the All-See
ing Eye is watching you in every
thing you do and everywhere you
go.
“CYCLOPS”
Tournament than any other at the
present time, but the week follow
ing our Tournament the National
Amateur will be held at the Omaha
Field club. So in planning and pre
paring for our tournament we
must do all that is possible to
make it a success.
When we members get together
and I look at the handful who
represent the Comhuskers, 1 be
gin to wonder. The fellows talk
about all the old members w'ho
helped plan the tournaments of
the past, and I, being a junior
member of the club, can’t seem to
figure out what happened to those
gentlemen. Dr. Craig Morris, Art
McGaw, Gabby Watson, Joe Owen,
Jesse Hutten, Gene Murray, and
many others too numerous to
mention are capable of doing
great things, yet I wonder why
all these outstanding men leave all
the work on the shoulders of so
few. Such regulars as Boyd Gal
loway, “Penny” Murray, John
Sims, Bill Davis, Tom Chandler,
Saybert Hanger, and B. Caldwell,
are putting forth their time and
effort, to make this an outstand
ing event.
We of the Comhjuskers need
the help and advice of these old- ,
What Now Graduates?
(by R. O’Hara Lanier)
Dean of Instruction, Hampton Insti
tute, Virginia
For most of you the immediate
problem is to find a job. In seeing you
off to a good start I wish to point out
a few things that will help you, partic
ularly on your first job. There must
be a willingness on your part to as
sume, even under difficulties, a posi
tive approach to your problems, your
prospective employer, and your job
possibilities.
Because first impressions are of
great importance, any applicant
should try to cultivate a cheerful,
friendly approach to prospective em
ployers. An employer is not likely to
hire an applicant who appears worri
ed or dowricast or bewildered even
though the person may have just cause
to feel that way. The employer can
seldom take the time to investigate the
applicant’s home life—he is interested
ONLY in fililng a vacancy with the
person best fitted for that particular
job. An applicant must take the init
iative in bringing his qualifications to
the attention of the prospective em
ployer, and he must sell himself. An
applicant is usually very nervous when
applying for a job. One reason may
be that he needs employment and feels
that he must secure the particular job
for which he is applying. Because of
the ever-present feeling that he must
not fail, he becomes nervous and rest
less. His carefully planned method of
procedure leaves his mind and words
fail him. What can a person do to
regain poise?
One of the best ways of gaining
poise starts at home with the applic
ant analyzing himself--even listing the
things he has to offer an employer.
Now suppose you are the applicant.
Ask yourself: Would I be cooperative?
Do I have the ability to get along well
with others? Do I know how to meet
people? Ask yourself what you can
offer an employer in perosnality, edu
cation, experience, health, ambition,
any special traiinng, and the know
ledge of the particular job you want.
By preparing yourself in this way for
an (interview you are able to answer
the prospective employer with positive
statements concerning your abilities
and interests and specific details of
your training and experience; you
will know certain important facts a
bout the job for which you are apply
ing, compensation offered, etc. By
having in his possession all the facts
he will need, the applicant will feel
/confident and more at ease because he
will be anticipating the questions the
prospective employer will ask him.
Job-finding is a business, and
while success in finding the job de
pends in large measure upon whole
some and constructive ideas and ap
proach toward this business of job
seeking, these ideas and approaches
must be reinforced with accurate in
formation concerning occupational
fields and employment possibilities. It
is a good idea for the out-of-work per
son to keep his friends and relatives
informed of his need of a job, of his
qualifications, training and special a
bilities, for often they are able to give
information of a vacancy where they
wTork, or have heard through friends
of openings in various places. Form
er teachers, priests, rabbis Or minis
ters, business associates, fellow church
members, fellow club members, YWCA
and YMCA secretaries, neighbors and
merchants may prove valuable aids in
suggesting prospective jobs. If one
of them knows of an opening and is
acquainted with the employer it would
not be out of place for the out-of-work
person to ask him to write a letter of
introduction. Needless to say, helps
of this kind are of great value in sec
uring interviews.
One characteristic which employers
especially look for in those they hire,
is the ability to get along with others,
the importance of a positive outlook
determination to succeed—cannot be
overemphasized because you still need
it after your job is landed. It's this
positive approach that helps you, first
to do the job well and, second, to get
along with all of your associates, em
ployers, co-workers and subordinates.
Learn to take orders cheerfullv,
and to carry them out promptly and
well, especially when you would rather
be doing something else. When you
do something you do not like, remem
ber that that is what you are paid for.
One shipping clerk almost got fir
ed from his first job because he re
fused to climb up on top of a dirty,
greasy freight elevator in the factory
where he worked. He thought that
was someone else’s job, but the boss
did not think so. There are often jobs
like that which have to be done—jobs
which are outside of your daily rout
ine, jobs which you did not expect to
do when you were hired, jobs you may
think no one should ask you to do. But
if you want to get along with your em
ployer, do them. No employer likes
the person who has to be treated with
gloves on. Every boss likes the per
son who will do promptly and well
whatever is assigned to him. Every
unpleasant task gives you another
chance to show your boss that you are
the kind of person he wants to have a
round.
Your boss has a job to do. You
have been assigned to him to help him
get that job done. He is held respon
sible for your work as well as for his
own. That is why he must watch you
and see that you do your work right.
Usutlly he will know more about the
job than you do. If he tells you to do
something a certain way, do it that
way, even if you think you know a bet
ter way. Try his way first. Study it.
Try to understand why he told you to
do it that way. Do not ask him why,
but try to understand it yourself. Be
ware of any suggestion that will make
your work easier by making his work
harder.
You will make a mistake some day
and your boss will have to tell you a
bout it. There is no need to tremble,
or weep, or act like a whipped cur;
your boss has made mistakes, too. All
he wants is to be sure you know that
what you did was wrong and that you
will avoid doing it again. The best
thing to do usually is to admit what
ever you did and indicate your desire
not to make the same mistake again,
even though it may not be altogether
your fault.
It might be well to find out about
the union question in the particular
place where you hope to be employed—
whether it is an open or closed shop
and what the employer’s attitude to
wards unions is—which will more or
less influence your joining or not join
ing a union.
When you go to look for another
(Continued on page seven)
er members. You would not only
be the backbone, but the back
ground of our ideas and efforts,!
put forth to make it a great sue*
cess. We are asking you gentle
men with all sincerity to help and
advise us, but until then we will
carry on as of the past.
We are not passing judgement
but only asking, hoping to receive
your kind consideration Speak
ing for myself I have great faith
that you gentlemen will not only
lend us a helping hand, but will
cooperate fully with your advice
and friendship.
Our club has many new mem
bers, but we also need the old ones
Definite plans are now being made
and we are hoping to make it the
outstanding social event of the
season. It isn’t too late. Gome
on out and be one of (is- and 1‘11
bet Hitler’s empire against a pen
ny you won’t let us down.
Looking forward, I hope you will
all attend our next meeting. So
few are left before we either
make it a success or failure, and
the Cornhuskers ha,ve scratched
failure out of the dictionary.
CSGA. GOLF
PRE-REVIEW
(A Weekly Feature)
by DUB SLICER
EPISODE NO. 4
“FORE”!! Naw I Ain’t Countin’
Out Loud, Stranger.”
They h^ave christened fhat pile
of 75c balls which Leroy Doty of
K. C- knocked into the lake on the
17th hole at Forest Park in 1935
“DOTY’S ISLAND/’. Su|ch my
frans is the price of fame (75c
golf balls in the Lake) And as the
Story goes-Just about the time
Doty’s LAST BALL “kersplashed’
Tom Chandler (The Great Golf
Abdicator) trudged by on his An
naul Club House Walk and Doty
called out, “Hold on brother, hold
on there, I’m going your way in a
“Whacket and a Kersplash”.
You see Chandler always quits
vtf/hen he gits 210 strokes in the
CSGA. which means about the
29th/ hole, but he fooled them one
year and got way around to the
31st and one half.
Chandler is also a Great Prom
oter. He stood up on 24th and
Lake One night and promoted our
last tournament. We discovered
the next day that we had 163
members paid-up in full, when
there were only about 50 guys
in the whole town who knew that
a TEE was not a Social function
which reminds me of a certain
couple last week ...SHE wanted
to go to TEA and HE wanted to
TEE-up too, but they still were in
disagreement on this *‘T” quest
ion
11 you want to get gyped ask
some of the fellers “How much
they are lying to here” They will
say rite off like ‘Tm lying three
when you knows good and well
that they have had at least five.
So tis better to ask “How many
Strokes are you to here••••and
I don’t mean lying.”
So Davis got his ‘touch’ back.
Tell him I wish I had mine. Haw
Har -.
“I will PUTT so you can PUT”
Seys Gabby just before he sinks
a 10 footer on Malcolm.
Wot is Walk-er Windshield got
I ain’t got, Besides his folding
money??.now if I remem
ber rite thim dots and dashes
spells’ Har’ in Morses dictionajy.
Sim:—“Whut do you mean, me
‘chewin the bits?’ Where does this
MerCaw fellow play golf anyway
Down in his basement or in the
“Vault” i ain’t never seen him on
any goff korse not even at a pic
nic. I’ll bet he doesn’t know a
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driver from a baseball bat.
Naw I ain’t sensitive; the only
time I ever played Lawrence, I
beat him 4 down on nine holes and
he wouldn’t play the other five
holes.
4 Golfbugs perched upon the
railing waiting for “Sol” to break
daylight, so they could break
out over Elmwood- The Bugs —
Hanger, Solomon, Galloway, Da
vis-.-.They did look queer like;
stitin’ there so early in the morn
ing. You wud wonder if they had
been to bed at all
Going to the 18th hole Sims had
4 Sendycakes and Micken, none.
So Mickens suggested making it
8 or nothing; and Sims agreed.
Sims missed his putt. And Mick
ens after sizing up his six footer
from all angles, tapped it to with
in 1-4 of an ich of the hole, where
it hung precariously. Sims grin
ned with relief. Mickens started
to talk to himself; “I can’t under
(pau^e)—STA^id, why m-me-my
put-put-putts won’t drOP” About
that time the blade of grass keep
ing the ball out of the hole gave
away under the strain and the
ball went “Kuplucket” and Mick
ens says:
“Preservance is the eventual
solution of the intricacies and com
plexities of this complicated game
known as golf....”
And Sims sed. ‘Aw Shut Up'!
Penny On the Parpath—
It was just before the Sent
Lewis flood of '59 and Hotter than
thte “Bad ManV Boaler Room.
A foursome, composed of Sam
Shepard of St. Louis, John Will
iams of Minneapolis, Leroy Doty
of Kansas City and Penny Mur
ray of Omaha, came trudging
down the hillside of the 14th hole
at Forest Park. Penny of Omaha
v^as minus his neatly laundered
Sports shirt which hjp had been
hoarding for three months; and
sweating like a glass of lemonade
in a Turkish bath. He had his
Niblick in one hand, while he
handderchiefed his prespiring
brow with the other. He was
headed for one of those deep and
troublesome sandtraps bordering
the greens. I had just finished
dubbing a slice out of woods on
the 13th hole when I stumbled in
to Doty of K- C. and Doty seys to
me in a confidential sort of a way
.“Sey Dubber, Pardon the
inquision, but isn’t this Murray
guy an Indian or somethin*???”
“Well I don’t know I seys, looks
like he mite of had ndian hair
(Once).”
And JJoty says:
“Well he’s been in about 15
sand traps and every time he goes
into one he Yells “Wahoo-Wahoo”
and the last time he tried to get
out of one he cut the cover on his
ball and said ‘me scalp ’em plenty
Now I understand about the scalp
ing .... but what in the heck does
he mean by Wahoo?
Now if you donft understand
thiese “yokes” come to the Regu
lar club meetings and find out
what its all about.
'■ Ghester Hodges, one of our
players from away back, says he
will be out soon. Remember that
Russell-Hodges McRae- Watson
combination. And Gene Murray
and John Anderson.
The two Weeks of x-ain did an
artistic job of doing the fairways
up in a brilliant green-...Soria
reminds one of Minneapolis.
You know Dudley Wright; he
is as much a part of Omaha as
“The Southei'nly Bi-eeze” on a
sultry summer night (South,
Breeze, that’s a 17c joke* Any
how, you will appreciate Dudley
more when you undex*stand his
philosophy of Life....The Dub
ber was playing hookey from
woi’k a few years ago and Dudley
insisted on caddying for him out
at Dundee. So once we gets out
there half of the golfers we met
greeted Wright by name: so he
was feeling pretty well towards
himself by the time we got ar
ound to the 5th hole.
When we arrives at the 5th, I
takes out me Brassie and ‘Knocks
the ball sailing with a smack’ and
on and on and on the little white
pillet sails straight towards the
pin: then it takes TWO BOUNC
ES and ROLLS into the cup ‘‘Kup
lucket” for an “Ace”. ...a Hole
-N-One. So quite Naturally I
jumped five feet? straight up in
the air. Well anyway, I jumped
up, and yelled so loud that a mot
orist over on the Dodge Super-Hi
way lost control of his car and
ran into a cornfield, killing two
rabbits and frightening a fair Acr
es house cot. (Yass Rabbits al
ways comes in twos or mores)
And Wright who had been mum
bling to himself about me not be
ing such a “Hotshot” golfer, just
relit his cigar (a King Eldgewood
which he bought at a firesale( for
the 9th time and sed, disinterest
ed like, - • • •
“Aw that’s pretty fair, but you
ought to be able to do better than
that.”
And I retorted, heatedly.—
“What do you mean??? You
can’t beat that. That’s a Hole in
One!!! Ain’t it??”
And he seys: —
“Well mabe so, but if you were
as good as you think-You
could put that ball in the hole
WITHOUT IT BOUNCING A
ROUND AT ALL....
And so Tom Chandler who was
along, had nothing to Say for the
first time in his life and silently
surrendered his “I Beg To Differ"
Medal to Dudley. And Billy Dav
is with tears in his eyes handed
over his “Beefin" Medal- And
Penny his “I don’t Get It" Medal.
So Wright won his 1st golf game
without hitting the ball once
That is, he thought he had.' • • By
this time; the Dubber had suffic
iently recove red his wits (divided
by one-half) to defend his skill so
he sed:—
“Ay yass I could lob the ball in
without it touching the ground;
as a matter of fact that is the
way I used to make my “Wuns"
but the clearance between the flag
pole and the side of the cup was
not sufficient to let the ball catch
thje bottom without scarring the
surface of my seventy-five centers
So I works out this bounce-and-*
roll-in-easy system—(Ed. Note.
Tish, Tish, is this a Golf Match or
a Liars Convention.) Well any
way the Farce ended up with
Wright turning all three of the
Medals over to the Dubber
Dad Gets the Clubs—
Thanks very much fellows for
your whole-hearted cooperation in
keeping that Father’s Day Secret
about Bette Davis (local) present
ing her Dad with a set of golf
clubs ••••You did such a good job
of keeping your collective mouths
shut that everybody within a x-ad
ius of 5 blocks were telling every
body else to keep it a secret.... So
Now that Attorney Father Davis
has his brand new shiny golf
clubs and brand new bag.... He
mite be a little bashful about get
ting out and playing-Like Art
B. McCaw (one of our best golf
ers) .... So We will have to coax
them out by dropping around fre
quent lake about 5:30 a. m.
No “Victory in the West”
Galloway says he ain’t been in
that Fontenelle pond in so long
that he thot it had dried up. And
he also says that the 5th hole is
directly EAST from the 5th Tee
and he wants, especially, to know
just why Lawrence L. shoots dir
ectly SOUTH whenever he plays
this hole-(Ed. Note. Don’t let
him get you down, L. L. we rem
ember when he used to shoot dir
ectly NORTH on this same hole - •
Now wouldn’t that be funny two
Orthodox golfers shooting in en
tirely different directioxxs and the
hole in another entirely different
Direction.
That Mail box you see on the
bulletin boai’d is for your score
cards as the pedestrians get tired
of looking at the same ole 7-8 &
9’s.
One more time out and Doc Solo
mon will be a full fledged mem
ber of the Dub and Slicem Before
Sun-up Club-. •.
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