“Doing the Stroll” - RICHARD BERNET STANLEY BLUE ROOM Yes, Yes! What fun they all had last Saturday and Sunday night. Just packed and jammed. The old Blue Room had entertain ment galore. That girl, Georgia just knocked herself completely out. Just for a thrill and you. Yes, Mac says his offer still goes. You can use the Blue Room for your private parties or public. Doesn’t make no difference. Any day or CHOP SUEY King Yuen Cafe 2010Vi N. 24th St. JAckson 8576 Open from 2 p. m. until 3 a. mi American & Chinese Dishes Hollywood Grill BREAKFAST SPECIALS Soups & Sandwiches 2418 N. 24th St. 9---& Johnson Drug Co. PrMrriptioiu LIQUORS, WINES and BEER WE. 0999 1604 N. 24th St night except Saturday or Sunday.! Just see any of the employees and they will explain to you. No there isn’t any catch to this offer. GIRL FROM CHICAGO Lady will you please introduce yourself to the smiling bartender who mixed them for you at the Famous H and M. I know that I am asking the unusual, but he is very bashful and he wants to say hello to you. He thinks he has met you some where before. But I doubt ; it. I - RADIO FOR SALE Yes, you can buy one cheap. See Jess Hardin. Maybe the Madam won’t choose to sell. Jess came stumbling home about 2 minutes after the milk man December 31. Of course the H and M closes on time as we all know. But where was you until 6:30 a.m. Spencer Grey told the gang that the good madam didn’t quarrel. Such a good wife. But she pulled the radio right up side of the bed and let it stay right there, turned it on full blast. Well did you ever try to sleep when some guy on the air is trying to convince you that his soap is the best in the world, specially when the radio is just six inches from the bed. Just try and sleep. Ask Jess did he get his beauty nap. Of Fall Money Saving Specials MEN’S LIST LADIES LIST 2- SUITS Cleaned & Pressed 80c 2- TAILORED SUITS . 80c 1- SUIT and 1 TOPCOAT ....80c 2- PLAIN DRESSES -1.00 1- SUIT and 1 FELT HAT.80c 3- PLAIN BLOUSES . 80c S- PAIRS OF PANTS.80c 3- PLAIN SKIRTS .80c OUR MANY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN HANDLING FINE APPAREL ENABLE US TO GIVE EVERY GARMENT THE PARTICULAR CLEANING SKILL IT DEMANDS—-RELY ON US. Emerson-Saratoga Southwest Corner 24th and Erskine Sts 20% DISCOUNT CASH AND CARRY FO N C E f «-— WHEN OFFICE IS CLOSED •> CHECKS -4 MAY IE DEPOSITED HERE ^* «_ 4 AFTER HOURS Depository Service... for Water and Gas Customers If it is inconvenient for you to pay your water and gas service bills during regu lar business hours . . . use the Utilities District's special depository. It is located to the right of the main entrance of the Utilities Building, Eighteenth and Harney streets. You may deposit stubs and pay ments during early morning hours or after office hours in the evening. Pay ments may also be left on Sundays or holidays. Use this service. It is for your convenience. course some fellows can sleep in a boiler factory. The old boy did look a wee bit fatigue the next night. But no more 5:30 a.m. radio programs. CONSERVATIVE 12 The Conservative club got to gether Sunday December 31 in the Blue Room and folks what a time those boys and girls did have. Eats was bountiful. About 3 big Nebras ka fed turkeys and all the trim mings. About 12 dozen of those big ! Louisiana shrimps. Of course there was lots of pop to drink. Yes to wash down all of that turkey. The club only consist of 12 members. But I seen about 35 happy folks. Maybe I was celebrating my birth day a little heavy. May the club prosper in 1940 as in 1939. The of ficers consist of: President Edith Hope; Secretary Myrtle Stringer; Treasurer Minnie Burns; Reporter Dorothy Thornton. 'GIRLS BE THOU CAREFUL The big fat real right man from Oakland, Cal. Well, you know him all right gals. Just a hit. His best girl friend from Oakland has ar rived in town. So all the places he used to go by himself, that is out now. She just loves to go places. Sorry girls. D. X. STATION Folks, Mr. Leroy Thompson and his wife Jeanette, I believe is the only man and wife partnership in his man’s town who operate a fill ing station located on 24th and Grant St. Mr. Thompson wants you to drop around some time and pay him a visit. Also Mr. Wendell Welsh. By the way, do you know that Wendell transacted practical ly all of the D. X. business north of Cuming St. Our people can do i a lots of things if just only given the chance. Lots of luck to the holy three. SQUAWKING AT 3 A.M. What matter Spencer Grey get ting soft or are you losing your charm. Why didn’t you tell her to go home or go where good little girls should be at such a wee hour in the dawn. Maybe if you had went to see the fights I am sure you would have enjoyed yourself better. At least, there wouldn’t of been a heartache. — XMAS HAS GONE I know some of you are glad to see it all over. For just one days happiness you spend the next 11 months paying and freting. That new radio or ice box or that fur coat. Yes, it must be paid for and just oddles of watches and beauti ful rings that beautify miladys fingers. Yes, yes, they must be paid for. What do we care just so it made some one happy. Just as soon as you get the final payment made, what happens. Christmas is here again, then you do the same thing all over again. Maybe not the for the same one but another one. So what the difference. Your sole purpose is just one thing and that is to make some one happy then on the other hand that some one makes you happy, but here is the catch. She takes your mazuma to buy you a pair of soxs or a couple of handkerchiefs or one of them very loud ties| You’ve got to pretend you are tickled pink or else their goes your Xmas. I am in favor of abolishing Xmas for grown ups all togethers. Just for youngsters only. SMART SET The Smart Set gave their an nual Dance at the beautiful de corated Elks Hall which was a gala affair. A wonderful time was had by all. Some of the parties took the opportunity to help Red Perkins celebrate two events. The elder Perkins birthday and the younger Perkins anniversary. Yes, the number one. Here’s hoping he can and will celebrate the Golden Anniversary. Others have, so why not you. The time isn’t long. Just forty-nine more years. THE LITTLE MAN WITH — COKE ALL GRADES 8.75 to 13.50 per ton Semi Anthracite 9.50 to 11.50 per ton Special- Pickwich Mix 8.00 OMAHA LUMBER & COAL CO. Glendale 4123 40th & Lake St. THE VOICE Little fellow you belong to one of the swellest organizations in this whole world barring none. I myself was one a member. Still looking forward to be reinstated as soon as my collatral will per mit me. Your tone of voice to the young lady about sitting on the table was wholly unjustified. In the first place, the lady was not sitting on the table. Merely lean ing against the table and when you was asked for four chairs your remarks was not in accord with your instruction. That I know for sure, because your brothers do everything humanly possible to satisfy their guest and really do a wonderful job because everyone of your guest speaks highly of your organization and it members. So please in the future, Brother, be more considerate. I thank you and' sincerely hope no ill feelings. H and M About five jitterbugs came into the H and M like a lion, looked up and spied Harry Buford, (results) all five went to the rear like a lamb. Between the five you could hear a bed bug walk on cotton. My my, getting soft. I BARBER SHOP ON SATURDAY It is really a mystery to me why a certain barber in this town waits until Saturday to play rotation pool when all the barbers in the United States trying to get well on Saturday. Of course I don’t know the barber business, but looks like to me the shops are more crowded on Saturday than Monday.! Oh, maybe he gets his during the week. Oh me. DREAMLAND HALL It has been rumored around by persons unknown to this writer that the Dreamland has been con demned. That is absolutely false. That hall is not condemned and never will be in this generation. Maybe someday when your kids, that are in the kindergarten class becomes grandmothers, then the old hall may become a wee bit shakey. The real fact is the floor has got to be tightened and that will be done very soon by a com THE ETERNAL NOW Mary Jean Gorden Sometimes I’ve wasted prescious hours of today, In returning to yesterday’s sorrow. Sometimes I’ve forgotten to live today, In thinking of plans for to morrow. Where I wise, I would cling to the though That today for myself, I’ll allow; ; A life in itself: And I’d give my best to the now, The glorious eternal now. 121,760 MORE HOSPITAL BEDS PROVIDED BY PWA Of the total increase in hospi tal facilities in the United States since 1933 the Public Works Ad ministration has provided more than one-third or 35 per cent. This was the report made to Public Works Administrator John M. Carmody by the Acting Commis sioner Col. E. W. Clark. petent contractor. Do you realize , that building is only 16 years old ^ and cost 65 thousands dollars. Buildings don’t wear out that quick for that kind of money. Then you can take the Douglas street bridge. If they had 5 and 6 hundred jitter bugs jumping up and down in one | stop they would hape to brace the | old bridge often than 16 years. 1 You will see a completely new floor in a very short time. Another thing, when buildings are con demned, you see a big red sign telling you just that. 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