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4 O’CLOCK in the MORNING On N. 24th St. © By Richard Stanley —-® Doing the stroll nu KEEN WITH MY BLUE EYES— John Woods Harding on 24th pud laike at 1:45 AM. For wnut? your guess is just as good as mine. This John Woods is slick and really knows the score. * * * Ira Tootie Ballard and High Longniire standing in the alley discussing each others hair. Too tie admiring his latest konk. Long mire doesn’t seem to th’nk it’r so hot. The barber used to much When Poisons Slow KIDNEYS and Irritate Bladder Flush Them Out For 35 cents Go to your druggist today and get this safe, swift and harmless diuretic and stimulant—ask for Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules and start at once to flush kidneys of waste matter saturated with acids and poisons. That’s a quick and effective way to help bring—about more healthy kidney activity and relieve that bladder irritation with its scanty passage with smarting and burn ing as well as restless nights. Remember the kidneys often need flushing as well as the bow els, and some symptoms of kidney weakness may be; getting up ofte during the n’ght—puffy eyes — backache—shifting pains. Hut be sure and get GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules the original and genuine —right from Haarlem in Holland— the price is small (35 cents), the good results will fulfill your expecta tions. i) lard. lootie swears tnat no KonK was used that he just got good hair and Longmire was envious. They both called in Bill Poe to decide who had the best hair and the judges decision was that they both needed a hair cut like stump town got. Clean shave. • • • Luther Johnson going into round 5 with Gross the Pawn Rroker up to the 5th round. Gross was lead ing. Luther had 4 rounds taken away from him for low blows. Only a five round bout winner to get 3.50 cash and the belt. * * * Charming couple doing the hot spots: Miss Christine Dickerson, and Mr. Ernie Camel, just snvling through life. Both looking like a million. • * * Hey you that pulled that Sat urday night squaw. Take it easy lx>ys. I got a fasily to look ufter. I know what love will do for you but that a;n't love. That was Black Forest. Be careful big boy, all you got to do is go to Pender, Nebr., and you will find 1,000 squaws. Take your choice. Say while you are there look out for me. * * * E AND E LITTLE DINER— Mrs. Eva Mae Hayea and Mr. Jack Whitmire really enjoying the night life after serving the dear public with those succalert and de licious dinners at her cafe. And to be served by Mrs. Doris Hhart is a really service and a pleasure. Attend to your every want. The other waitress whom 1 doi’t know by names gives, you tihe samo service as Doris. Drop in next time you get hungry on your own accord. * * * Mr. Joe Hunter and h:s pal Mr. Edward McCown enjoying a cold bottle of ? Do you know Mr. Mc Cown can sell you any kind of good insurance you need. Why go to town when you can talk to Mr. McCown who is always glad to explain to you. Ask him to show you those juicy pholostatic checks where he paid other clients. Consult him. Swell fellow this Mac. * * * Gooseberry, Fresh Peach Pie, Solid—JEFF’S 2307 N. 24th St. OFFICE PHONE JA. 021,1 , RAY LAWRENCE WILLIAMS ATTORNEY AT LAW 200 Tuchman Bids, 24th & Lake St. Office Hours: 8:30 A. M. to 5:00 P. M. Res; 3007 Ohio St. Evenings by AppointmentWEb. 2582 I GOLD GOES UP 35.95 PER OUNCE I notice Mr. James Boogie Lee two beautiful front gold crowns have disappeared. 1 wonder why gold is awful high now since Hit ler started to drinking Black Forest. All the local boys are ex changing their gold for cash. Why not? I took my 3 teeth to the man and he told me no go b g boy, I want gold, not brass. Where is that dentist of mine. Oh well, we are even. He gyped me and 1 owe him. Alls well that ends well. ♦ * » Vi BARBECUE Chicken 50c. Jeffs 2307 N. 21th St. Ja. 8982. MY OWN RECIPE FOR MAKING KONK As you know, Konk is what the hoys stra!ghten their hair with, you know all the boys that make their hair look so glossy and so shiny. Well here it is. The first thing you do is to get a steel boil er- get it. All right then get one can of lye, one half pound of ba con grease, mix thoroughly, add one cup muratic acid, get it o. k. —adds two table spoons of cyanide of potassium, shake well, add 6 ounce of carbolic ac:d, go out door to catch your breath—hurry back beccure thj steel boder is fulling aoart fast—did you ge' back in turn ? Well, alright then. Now you dig a hole 6 feet deep, buhy the whole thing including the 'boiler if it is still all together and let it stay buried and don’t go near the burial ground. Then you put some water on your hair a little vaseline, comb lightly for one hour and 52 minutes. Brush 47 minutes then if you don’t look l:ke Clark Gable go and see your barber. Tell him to shave your head clean as a chitterling so you can start all over again because your hair is bad. * * * SUNSET TAXI Frank Jones got a $150.00 dol lar gasoline pump and about 500 gallons of gasoline in the pump but listen to this—he got a ten cent lock to guard his treasure— Oh me. * * * DINING IN STYLE 3 beautiful young ladies dining at King Yuen Cafe Mrs. Cornett LeFalls, M;ss Ruth Williams, Miss Juanita Cole. Table looked swell. Food from soup to nuts. Mrs. Ol ive Redd attending. ARIt’iVEI) BACK HOME FROM TEXAS Mr. Red Cole and Mrs. Cole am! to daughters spent three weeks visiting Mrs. Cole’s mother and uncle in the dear old southland. Ho reports all is well and doing the same. I notice Mr. Cole has gained a whole lots of weight in 8 weeks. If he had stayed (! weeks he probably would have had to use a shoe horn to get himself in has beautiful car door. Miss Bes sie Cole w'll enter Tech high this fall. Her freshman year. CASH COAL WIN FIRST GAME IN S. W. TOURNA MENT IN THE BLUFFS The United Cash Coal Baseball team 'beat Neola, Iowa Sunday. August 27 to the tune of 8 to I. The battery of Davis and Scott was unbeatable. All the Coal boys got one or more hits. Grady Frye Pole 2 triple. The last one was a | home run in any mans game. Pack Suit Case Mason poled a triple also. This Suit Case fellow when he hit that old apple it got wh’skeds on it just like a high cast Hindu untouchable. I can t say too much for the whole team was a standout. The boys “eally per ; formed well before a packed crowd Just 2 errors made by the Coals, j No damage done by either. The performance put on by the old catcher Scottie was remark able. That baby can catch when the chips are down. Plenty of i chatter and team work also harm ony las a big factor in winning that old ball game. You must re member Neola team have played and beat the best in the South west all this season. If the Coal boys had played bn ehall all the reason like they played Sunday. They would have won the pennant by 5 games. Here’s hoping. Good luck and hope you go to the finals. * * * DOCTOR JONES THE LOYAL FAN The good doctor and his wife were Johnnie on the spot to give his sound advice to Soup Lawson before the game. The doctor brought along his boxing gloves te use on Soup if he pitched. A ceifa'n pitcher tipped him off. Ho left that pitcher in Omaha. I was m'ghty afraid for Soup. In the first frame the doctor started to put on his boxing gloves when Soup hit a double in the very 1st frame tried to steal third, with the ball in posess:on of the catch er. He got thrown out by three feet. Then Fry tripled one run. Well we won and Doctor Jones and his wife was happy and well paid for their loyalty to the United Cash Coal team. JEFF’S DELIVER until 3:30 AM. 10c Service Charge. Ja. 8982 * * * TRACK MEET ON 21 BURDETTE STREET The Urban League track meet was a rousing success. I never had so much fun since I left Wiley U. in 1914. Everybody did their best and did those kids enjoy themselves. Why a picnic Couldn’t have been better. My hat is off to the following officials of the meet: Mr. Martin Thomas M:ss Bernice Fowler Mrs. Grace Bradford Mrs. Travis Dixon MA Fred Dixon Mr. J. Curry. And their assistants. May we have a higger and bet ter one next year. I know you will because the official really have got the kids in their b'g hearts an,l thats what it takes patience. Dick Greer the big husky lad, formerly of Tech really showed his heels to his younger foes. Dick Greer is the lad to go hunting w:th nothing but his hands and track shoes. Me runs up beside a rabbit and feel him to see if he is fat. He puts him into his bag. If not, ho lets them go. Th'.s boy can truck. Greer had 11 points. The HSS still leads. The HSS won the senior title with 30 points. Metz had 26 an<l Woodson Center 6. Allen Thompson scored 20 pts., The Comets won the Junior meet with 27 points. Metz had 25; the Tigers 11. Harrison of the speeds, ter had 19 points in the midget decision. His club hjad 37- Mer I ' ' ' " f- ’ (< SATURDAY NIGHT BACK HOME VO LU-E A NAC44ELS WORfm O' VEPFE'AMMTS. VE THEY AT HAMK mZ SlMCEl M'T uOMfe OtsTA STYLE " HAWK GjOVT CARFYlM' WJAMT^EAaT ^G6V W \uA PAP^k AWt> Hfe HAOTD Safe SAYOF? 10 WT ‘VA'U opw32 SSST LOOSE, * > Afepj'jbsrswh W him at w tost /OmCfe TALKIN' STD THAT KET> > beaded mer' fczz chants scored 25; Ace- 5 Burdette 3; Stars 1. Long School girls won with 28 points. Culturettes 3; Kellom 1. * * * JOHNNIE LEE ANDERSON Scored 15 points. This kid can run. People just like a champ just as easy as a streamliner. Why no body got with ten years of her. When she stretched out. you could count on one hand the boys her age that can give her a ten yards lead in a 50 yard dash and beat her. This kid is a whole track team by herself. The 50 and 100 yard dash she won all easy. Lit tle Juanita Farmer is the only girl that made Johnnie Lee hus tley. Juanita can truck. She only ran in one event. You can’t tell how good she is but the way she ran the 220, she can run for my change. Nice work girls. Keep it up. The exercise will do you more good than a doctor. Because if you exercise right you won’t need a doctor. You can always f;nd some good exercise in the kitchen after supper or on Mon days when the family wash day comes around. Keep trim by plenty of exercise. -oOo-— RUNS INTO OFFICER’S CAR Saturday August 26th, Roy Har ris ran into Officer Birch’s car and refused to stop He abandoned his car at 26 and Lake St. and ran through the house of Mrs. Mattie Owens and got away. His car was taken to police headquarters and i he was later caught for speeding. — NEW YORK'S DISTRICT AT TORNEY APPEARS FAIR “ON THE QUESTION” (Continued from page 1) conference of judges in the dis trict has recently paid particular tribute to Mr. Rivers’ keen legal mind. He handles only cases in his selection as special district at torney to bust the New York rac i kets, an accomplishment which fo cused national attention upon him. the higher brackets of civil prac tice. Mr. Rivers, who has an A I>. from Yale, is a graduate of Har vard Law school and holds an LL.B. from Columb'a university. Ho is one of the highest paid as sistant, in the office, his salary being $7,500 yearly. Still another Negro assistant is youthful Atty. James Yergan, a nephew of Max Yergan of Afri can YMCA fame. Mr. Dewey’s Republicanism is well founded. His grandfather was one of the founders of the Re publican party at Jackson party at Jackson, Mich-, in 1854. His father a Michigan newspaper editor, was p cousin of Admiral Dewey, Span ish American war naval hero. He himself was born in Owosso, Mich., 37 years ago; he graduated from the University of Michigan where his chief claim to fame a side from, serving as an editor of the Daily Mc:higan was to become an intercollegiate singer. Winning a scholarship to study music far ther, he moved to New York, fin ished law at Columbia while also studying voice, began practice, be came chief assistant United States Attorney for Southern New York then briefly United States Attor ney for the same district. It was his stellard performance while a federal prosecutor which led to ® ■ . Hunting Privileges AT HORSE SHOE LAKE Get your ticket now From E- A. THOMAS, 3 MILES E. OF FT. CALHOUN _—» Johnson Drug Co. Prescriptions LIQUORS, WINES and BEER WE. 0999 1904 N. 24th St, Mr. Dewey is concerned that the administration of justice shall not be polluted by rtac'al discrimina tion; he is determined that all persons, regardless yf race, shall be equal before the law. During his career as a prosecutor, a num ber of incidents have occured in which Mr. Dewey saved Negro de fendants who had been unjustly accused of crime. Shortly after he took office as district attorney he made a personal appearance in court to free a young Negro, Tim Smith, who had been “framed” on a gun charge Mr. Dewey not only had the case against Tim Smith discharged, but sent the policeman who had “framed ’ Smith to jail. In his campaign for the govern orship, Mr. Dewey also made clear his position on the necessity of continuing relief. So long as there aro men and woman in need, he declared, government’s duty is to take care of them and so long as he had anyth'ng to say about it government would not shirk that obligation. Similarly, Mr. Dewey emphasized the need for low cost housing for the lower income groups—describing it as a long overdue activity of government. It is understood that Mr. Dewey favors a system of cooperation between the federal and state gov ernments in the direction of hous ing projects as well as relief. His attitude might well be summed up in the words: No law is any better than those charged with its enforcement- Indeed, Mr. Dewey’s attitude seems to be than an honest, istraight-shooting federal administration, interested in up holding the constitutional doctrine of equality, could serve in a super visory capacity to insure that mis guided citizens in no state would be able to wreak unjust discrim ination upon1 any group. The fed eral government would thus serve an all-important role without act ually usurping any of the func tions of the states. Mr. Dewey is also understood to favor the enactment of federal legislation designing to end the lynching evil. Indeed, in a letter to the NAACP recently, Mr. Dewey praised the association for its determined campaign to end lynching, describing it as one which would “aid our government in fulfilling its obligations to se cure to citizens the right to life.” On the question of the fran chise, Mr. Dewey has always been emphatic. 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