DONE AT RANDOM (by Ralph L. Leater for ANP) The Anvil Chorus Philadelphia Oct. 21— Theatri ca Note: “Run Little Chillun,” featuring Clarence Muse, is in its twelfth week and is playing to a packed house, in Hollywood, every night—A new call to worship: CH CH means nothing unless UR in it.—Aside to Heywood Broun: R. H. Jones, a local newsman, disa grees with you consistently, yet seldom fails to read your turnout. —Curiosity Certainly would like to meet Jack Benny’s "Rochester.”— One thing about Henry Armstrong reported intention to retire—He’ll have to retire in sections. Ella Fitzgerald: Your “A Tisket a tasket” failed to make a top flight record. It was No. 1 for five week but has droped low and fat.—Sidewalk talk: People are que-'r: A man will buy a stranger a drink of liquor, yet refuse a i ‘ down and outer” a nickel for a { cup of coffee. Expc/isiive Gum The mid-city shopping district | was crowded with the usual Mon j day afternoon turnout. Near the corner was a uniformed lassie dis persing sample chewing gum to the multitude. A middle aged gent re ceived his stick of gum and after taking a few steps, returned for mother free sample. He got is, but but his greed cost him $23. Going back after the second piece he ni jostled and his pocket picked. Hope careful observation points to the fact that Hollywood is dis carding an old system. No more do names of stars make the pic tures. Several recent hits had no glamorous names and it appears 1 that the play itself will be more 'important in the future. If this in a correct diagnosis we shall ex ptet to see more scpia talent grac ing the silver screen. Despair For several ye?rs we have searched in vain, for a man, or woman, who had met someone who knew a person who had been in terviewed by a representative of tho American Institute of Public Opinion. i T»—. The Elusive Cherry It has long been our desire to aid the vast number of unfortuna tes who rarely are successful in getting the elusive cherry at the bottom of those tall glasses of mix ed drinks. With this thought in mind wo havo evolved & series of methods that should prove help ful. DIRECT APPROACH: Call for a spoon (if charged extra for this service, you may purloin spoon with freedom of conscience.) With spoon push aside green trimmings or assorted top trimmings. Sli ver , of Ice may attemy to impede your progress, but with the spriti of an artic explorer, push on in your case down. Contact with cherry should made in front. Noth ing will antagonize a cherry sal quickly 83 a rear attack. After making contact press cherry a gainst glass and firmly raise to a spearing level. With toothpick at tack vigorously and after the con quest poise op the toothpick for the admiration of girl friend. She will in all probabalify. snatch the cap tured cherry thus leaving you the victor without spoils. SUBTILE METHOD: Sip slowly the contents of glass, ignoring the decorations, until all liqiud is gone. Quietly remove cracked ice and trimmings. With glass attacked to lips, place head in star gazing po sition. Tap glass firmly, on bot tom. Cherry will depart from glass via your nose, and fall on floor, rolling under table. From there even an inebriate can get it. SURE FIRE: In the event the - afore mentioned should fail, then usq this sure fire method. Take glass firmly in hand. Raise to a height of three feet and dash on table: Floating through the parti cles of broken glass, cracked ice and what-not, in a rivelet of liquid refreshments, will be the elusive cherry. FILES FOR DIRECTOR OF METROPOLITAN DISTRICT John M. (Jack) Virgin, resi dence 1810 Ohio St., and in busi ness at 1907-9-11 Cuminsg St. a Furnitur0 and Hardware, files by petitio nfor Director of Metrop litan Utilities. 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Liquors, Wines and Beer Prescriptions We. 0998 1904 N. 24ttwSt. DOUBLE COLA IDEAL BOTTLING Compa«iy WE. 3043 THE LIQUOR STORE 2315 Cuming St. JA. 6564 4r* cumstances and conditions under which stockholder and security holders who do not appear upon the books of thu company as trustees, hold stock and securities in a capa-1 city other than that of a bona fide owner; and this affiant has no reason to believe that any other persons, association or corporation has any interest direct or indirect in said stock bonds, or other secur ities than as so stated by him. Boyd V. Galloway Editor Sworn to and subscribed before me this 14th day of October, 1938. Charles F. Davis (My commission expires June 14, 1941.) Atfy. C. E. Walsh. Itoom Nor. 105 Omaha Loan Bldg. Ass'n At lfith Hi Dodge St. PROBATE NOTICE In the matter of the estate of Mry Piencc Deceased. Notice is hereby given: That the creditors of the said deceased will meet the administrator of said es tate, before me, County Judge of Douglas County, Nebraska at the County Court Room ,in said County on the 12th day of December 1938 and on the 14th day of February 1939, at 9 o’clock A. M., each day for the purpose of presenting their claims for examination, adjust ment and allowance. Three months are allowed for the creditors to present their claims, from the 12th cay of November 1938. Bryce Crawford County Judge Begin Oct. 22-38 Ending Nov. 5-38 --O Jack: My wife is divorcing me. Tim: Celebrating? Jack: You guessed it. For the celebrating I did on New Year’s Eve. LEGAL NOTICE AS TO MEASURE TO BE VOTED -UPON NOVEMBER 8, 1938 The following amendment to the Constitution of the State of Ne braska will be submitted to the electors of this State for approval or rejection at the general election to be held November 8, 1938: Be it Enacted by the People of the State of Nebraeka: _. _ Section 1. That Section 7, Article XII, Constitution of the State of Nebraska is hereby repealed. Sec. 2. That at the general election in November, 1938, there shall be submitted to the electors of the State of Nebraska for their approval or rejection the foregoing proposed repeal of Section 7, Article XII, Con stitution of Nebraska in the following form: “FOR repeal of Section 7, Article XII, Constitution of Nebraska, fixing individual liability of stockholders in banking corporations or bank ing institutions”, and "AGAINST repeal of Section 7, Article XII, Constitution of Ne braska, fixing individual liability of stockholders in banking corporation* or banking institutions.”^" W < HARRY R. SWANSON, ‘ Secretary of State. WE. 1517 d»pt." 50°ur Shopping with me Omaha Guide