Moving Along With The Crowd ' . , By Paul Jay It’s a common malady, not eonta gtoua and not necessarily hereditary. Some folks are bom with it, others just catch it bat once you’ve got it there** no getting rid of it- Maybe you*ve got it and don’t even know it What is it? The writers itch I’ve had it all my life, even from my high chair days when the only thing that would quiet me was a pen. cil arid a piece of paper. Of course dfstmrtiorn didn’t come to me all at once, neither did it to Walter Win chell Take note you aspiring young literary geniuses- After you’ve writ ten your first million words and packed them away for safe keeping you may reasonably hope to achieve what I have—-4fca priviledge of writ ing a whole column for your paper Am I proud? “I’m just delightrd ” And so’s my old typewriter- It’s such a faithful and true friend- It’s old. one of tl , :n'1 ”cv *:-«ow where the lot* m live urstairs and tb small ones aown- No hard feel ings Just class distinction Al» we need now is your approval I’ve never received a fan letter in my life and I’m not going to tell you how old I nm either, but I want you all to write to me- I’m going to share hon ors with you- We’ll make this column a family affair. wht»Je we’ll talk over alt sorts of thing Yes. we’ll settle all the world's difficulties and your grandrhidren and mine will point to ns as the Saviors of our country But. here’s your part of the New Deal You positively must read this column It’s your’s- After you’ve fin ished it write and tell me how no account it is and what we ought to do fit- bolster it up before the editor j takes it away from us- If we don’t | succeed the fault is your’s not mine— Oh. no indeed We re going to talk about all sorts of little intimate things The thing that every day folks like you and I are interested in- Just what is it that makes life pleasant and worth while for you? I’m sure the same things that interest yon will be vitally im portant to me Vacation Time Somehow it didn’t seem quite fair Ev rywhere I turned I was -reminded of the fact that now was the oppor tune time to forget one’s cares and hide themselves away to mountains ano lakes, where one could revel in the delights Old Mother Nature had prepared for her children- She seem ed like a rather partial mother to me Vacation! Why I might as well dream of a trip w> the moon I had not the means either financial or lo comotive to transport myself to any of those delightful places, far afield, away from the city’s dust and heat where one may relax, and gain n-erw strength for the tasks ahead. I could have enjoyed sitting idly by some meandering stream, dropping my line into the cool waters of a mountain rivulet, watching the trout dash flush like gleaming arrows far beneath me- I would have thrilled while I walked for out into the stream to cast my line into the shal low depths of some gleaming pool, bnt woe is me. vacation days for so many of us are only dream days. filL ed with idle fancies never to be real ized. My wife felt about as bad about the matter as I did. I take it from what she said that housekeeping isn’t so much easier than a lot of things men do- She wanted to pick mountain flowers like the ones she’d read about in books, wild ehtistanthemums and sweet williams. She wanted to take the children and picnic in some shady nook, tucked away from view, where the children could wander barefoot on some sandy beech, or hunt for tiny glistenng sheUs along the waters edge , Oh. the thought of it all drove me to distraction Why couldn’t I give my family what other men gave theirs. Well. I finally decided after a spell there were a lot of men these days who weren’t doing all the things they’d like to do- I decided I belonged in their class. I told my wife so. She’s a good pal- She brushed back the hair from her damp forehead, caught up the baby and dropped into a rocker beside me on the front porch Th? front porch, in summer has for years been the place for the family round up- Billy generally sits astride of the Bailing- Maybe it’s not quite as exciting as mounting a broach, but it seems to be quite sat isfying to a six year old. Marybell. since she’s started t* High School is too dignified for this sort of thing She prefers the orch swing. While we all sat in general as sembly Marybell began “Oh I don’t see why we can go some place? It’s so hot here- So many folks are hav ing vacations now. There it was- Just what Ma and Fd been thinking about but hadn’t said much about—Because we knew it wouldn’t do any good to do anything It was about all we can do to keep the big. bad wolf shooed away from the front door as it was. As usual it was my wife who came to the rescue- She always does- “Tell you. Dan” she said “what we’ll have to do- We’ve got to have a vacation We all need it just like everybody else does- I know you can’t get away from your work very well, but I be ALLTim* LT WITH THE JONESES"- ~ " 1 ^*" 1 ■ . " "' ) F- ■ ■ ■ ■■! ■ . ||. —__ oh! what eyes! what wps H WHAT TEETH !« WHATA . GAL!!! At. MV BOV, I*M Hs| LOVE — MADLY— . WILOLY!! X CANT sleep - x cant EAT - - X CAN'T even relax*.! YEA.H ? > w«u_(wi-ry Do*sTr >oj MARRY TH' _TkJiwcUM Hwriimn 11 ve that you could get away once in a while and here’s what we’re goin’ to do “Well ordered vacations, like charity begin right at home We’re going to live outdoors, tat and sleep outdoors this summer and here’s how we’re going to do it. ’ve bjen wantin’ a screened in porxrh ever since we’ve been married and now w;-’re going to get it- it won’t cost anything like what a vacation away from home would and once we get it we'll have it ready for all the years ahead Mother was right- It didn’t cost very much and it didn’t take very long to transform that big. roomy front porch into an outdoor living room- Everyone who came into it said “UM and ah and oh! how lovely it was Jenny’s always handy at fixing up things- She and Marybell b.came the proud possessors of cans of pain: and brushes. Even Bobby insisted on helping with the job- The whole family over night became color mind_ ed- It took a lot of persuasion on Jenny’s part to keep her assistants from indulging in too radical a enve lopment of their ideas- When it came to painting the back of the porch swing c.rise and the inside orange and one end of the window boxes blue and the other pink she drew the line Some folks dislike the sm-.ll of paint but my family don’t- They just seem to revel in it I m not saying just how I felt about the matter but I tried to bear it all bravely. Everyone was doing their best to produce the porch beau tiful- Why should I hamper them? I didn’t and before long we had a veranda or piazza or howev.r it was they used to speak of the porches in the Victorian era. which had no equal any where up and down the street. And then a funny thing happened - So many of our neighbors with whom we had had only a speaking acquaint, ance would stop for a moment to ad mire, to congratulate. We’d ask them in- They’d drop into our comfortable old rockers, so gay in their new adornment and they’d tarry a while. If the day was warm and they were tired they’d stay even longer than they had planned Before we realized it our home was becoming the mag net which attracted the people of the neighborhood- In the experience we were learning to understand and ap preciate each other Yes. You say, but you started out to tell us about your vacation. Where did that come in- Well I want to tell you we had one of the finest vacations imaginable Because of Jenny’s suggestion I did manage to get a day off now and then and what did we do? Why we packed the whole family into the faithful old bus and journeyed out to the Platte, where we found the shady nook we’d dre^mr d of and the sandy beech where the children could wade, and the quiet, sequestered spot where the fish bit as only good fish do and when we’d return home at night tired but happy there was no need of sleeping in hot bedrooms, for in our screened in porch built be neath the whispering leaves of the old maple we’d fail asleep to awake with the dawn, hearalded by the bird calls of a feathered orchestra that never struck a fase note See America first—yes, but take your next vacation on your front porch Senator Kean of New Jer sey Favors Anti-Lynching Legislation NEWARK. N. J- July 6— (CNS)— 1 "‘I dont care whose bill it is, but some kind of an anti-lynching law is necessary to end the brutal practice , of lynching,” stated Senator Hamil | ton F- Kean, of this State, in a I speech here last Saturday. The Sen ator made the foregoing statement after explaining how his bill was | side tracked by the Judiciary Com ! mittee of the S.nate, following its | introduction at the opening of Gon i gress “I went to two of the leading members of the Bar to get them to draft a rigid anti-lynching law that would give the Attorney General the power to send secret service men to any place where a lynching occurred and to gather the evidence for the 1 prosecution of the Kuchers The Derooa.ats side- tracked my bill and I they proceeded to kill the Wagner - I Costigan bill in the committee which they control. “I say to you as an American ■ citizen and a believer in fair play, that an anti-lynching bill will not be passed as long as the southern Demo cratic members control the govern ment- They are opposed to the inter est of the colored citizens and have great influence in places where most of the lynchings occur-” SUFFERING FOLLOWS SIN By R- A- Adams (For The Literary Service Bureau) While “Stolen sweets you may enjoy.” Tour a petite perchance may cloy, Remembar, ere you this begin. That sufficing always fellows sin In weakness you may go astray, The tempter’s subtle voice ebey, But ’twill be, as has ever been. That suffering will follow sin Fruit growing on forbidden trees, May serve the appetite to please. And plaudits bounteous may win, But suff.ring still will follow sin. j So, it were well warning to take. Paths of unrighteousness forsake, : If eas» and comfort you would win. ; For suff’ring always follows sin. _ I HUNTER BROTHERS BREAK IN JAIL Saturday June 30. Roy Hunter came into thj Mason Cafe and asked for the priviledge to use the phone to call the police. He was granted his request, seemingly the law did not come fast enough to suit him, and MOSSMAN FOR COUNTY ATTY. CLUBS OPENS CAMPAIGN I HEADQUARTERS Harland L. Mossman. the well known Omaha lawyer is making a vigorous campaign for the democra HAUL AND L. MOSSMAN tic nomination for County Attorney Wise political observers are picking him to win Mr- Moss man is a member of the Federal-State Relief Committee, and has been active in helping guide the relief activities successfully. He is a warm supporter of the Roosevelt policies, and a personal friend of the President In his campaign for County At torney. Mr. Moasman makes it plain that he will be controlled by no cli que or faction, and that he has “no enemiee to punish or friends to re ward” “I have always felt that the office of County Attorney is one of ; the most important in Douglas County” he says- “It is also the of- : fice of all the county offices where 1 the people’s interests are most at stake, and *taost easily the prey of designing imposters and sinister in- j fluences- I would change the pres ent policv of that office consider ably.” The Mossman for County Attorney Headquarters have been «tablished in suite No- 3 of the Wead Building, 18th and Faraam Street, aad all friends are welcome. he went oat to see if he could find any policemen. Not being successful in locating any police on 24th street, he returned to the Cafe and demanded to be permitted to use the phone a gain. by this time the police arrived in answer to the call. There w re only two policemen that answered the call. Mr. Hunter stated that two policemen was not enough, he wanted a wagon load of them. The police men asked him what his trouble was after he had attempted to start out and look up some more policemen. It was found out that Mr. Roy Hunter was intoxicated, and was not aware of what he was doing. He and his brother also, Lloyd Hunter, the band master of the Hunters Semaders. w re taken to the police station. In some kind of unsatisfied alternation, both brothers were locked up, but was released later on a $50.00 cash bond, and at the trial they were fined $10 and cost and given a 10 day suspended sentence. DOROTHEA BELL IN ACCIDENT Miss Dorothea Bell. 16, the popular daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James B 11, of 2425 Ohio St. escaped in juries, Tuesday July 3, when the car she was driving ran into a true. Hiss Be!! was driving, with five ! ball players in her ear, when she hit the truck of Mr. R. A. Ramey of 4513 Fontenjlle Blvd. Mr. Ramey was not injured, not even his glasses were broken. The accident happened at 18th and Nicholas Sts. Mr. Ram. j ey was turning the corner at 18th ( and as he turned be slowed down, when he was struck from behind by Miss Bell’s car, Turning the truck upside down. He crawled out from the wreck without a scratch. WINS $6,00 CLAIM BE FORE OHIO STATE IN DUSTRLAL COMMISSION CLEVELAND, O—(CNS)—Mrs. Colie Jackson, of Baa top Louisiana, through her attorney, Frank Lyons, of this city, has b.en awarded a claim of $6,00 for the injury and death of her son, Perkins Jackson. The injured son died as the result of being struck on the head while work, ing for the Gilchristi Construction company of this city. ROBERT SMITH Robert Stnith. candidate for the U S- Senate on the Republican ticket in the Primary Election on August 14 Match next weiks tisue for the be ginning of a scries of Robert Smith’s platform, which he w ishes to acquaint his many friends with, for their con structive criticism. 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