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All over the v. rid v\ here the name of Christ is known and served, much unhapiness abounds, and men and nations seem to ha [1 ej Baffled many tares in the GREAT WAR and caused immense suffering and loss; now they are reaping. Fortunately, in this aftermath, in the throes of a world-wide depr< i, the youth of every land, for the fir-t tin e in their lives, know want; they face for .the first time unemployment, long ago known and endured by ti t ir forbears, and a Christmas tinged with sadness. And for this we are glad, for we have long since learned t: r. adversity and not prosperity tests the souls of mor t, We are sure that the youth everywhere are meet inn this test and that there is being added to them moral and spiritual values which they would not have attained in happier days. Thus, they may turn their faces toward Him whose natal day in truth u d in "a dream of Peace on Earth, Co mi Will Toward Men”. And the struggles and heart net se unhappy days will make all of us more hu man and aid us to understand what BROTHERHOOD means. Le:. us, therefore, face this Christmas with good cheer St • king to find and serve someone less fortunate than ourselves to make happy. Material things you may not have to give, but you can say with Peter at the gates of Jerusalem, “Silver and Gold Have I None, but such as I Have Give I Thee”. You can give a word of cheer, a warm handclasp, a tender smile; you can say,—“Merry Christ mas to All”, God Bless You. And the GUIDE Wishes You all a Merry Christmas God Bless you everyone. A Last Will And Testament (ON PUBLIC RECORD, COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS) In the pocket of an old ragged coat belonging to one of the insane patients of the Chicago poorhouse, there was found, after his death, a will. According to Barbara Boyd in the Washington Law Reporter the man had been a lawyer, and the will was written in a firm clear hand on a few scraps of paper. So unusual was it that it was sent to another attorney; and so impressed was he with its contents that he read it before the Chi cago Bar Association, and a resolution was passed, order ing it probated. And it is now' on the records of Cook County, III. And this is the will of the old insane patient of the Chicago Poorhouse: I, Charles Lounsberry, being of sound and dispos ing mind and memory, do hereby make and publish this my last w ill and testament in order, as justly as may be, to distribute my interest in the world among succeeding men— That part of my interests which is knowm as law and recognized in the sheep bound volumes as my proper ty. being inconsiderable all of none account, I make no disposition of in this my will! My right to live, being a life estate, is not at my disposal, but these things ex cepted, all else in the world I now' proceed to devise and bequeath. Item 1: I give to good fathers and mothers, in trust for their children, all good little words of praise and ouragement, and all quaint pet names and endear ments ; and I charge said parents to use them justly but generously, as the deeds of their children shall require. Item 2. I leave to children inclusively, but only for the term of their childhood, all and every the flowers of the fields and the blossoms of the woods, with the right to play among them freely according to the customs of children, warning them at the same time against thistles and thorns. And I devise to children the banks of the brooks and the golden sands beneath the waters thereof, and the order of the willows that dip therein, and the white clouds that float high over the giant trees. And I leave the children the long, long days to be, merry in a thousand ways, and the night and the train of the milky way to wonder at, but subject nevertheless to the rights hereinafter given to lovers. Item 3. I devise to boys, jointly, all the useful idle fields and commons where ball may be played, all pleas ant wraters, where one may swim^all snow-clad hills where one may coast, and all streams and ponds where one may fish or where, when grim winter comes, one may skate, to hold the same for the period of their boyhood. And all the meadows, with the clover blossoms and butterflies thereof; the woods with their appurtenances; the squir rels and the birds and echoes and strange noises, and all distant places, which may be visited, together with the adventures there found. And I give to said boys each in his own place at the fireside at night, with all pictures that may be seen in the burning wood, to enjoy without let or hindrance or without any encumbrance or care. Item 4. To lovers I devise their imaginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky, the red roses by the wall, the bloom of the hawthorne, the sweet strains of music and aught else they may desire to figure to each other the lastingness and beauty of their love. Item 5. To young men jointly, I devise and be queath all the boisterous, inspiring sports of rivalry, and I give to them the disdain of weakness, and undaunted confidence in their own strength. Though they are rude, I leave to them the power to make lasting friendships, and of possessing companions, and to them, exclusively, I give all merry songs and grave choruses to sing with lusty voice. Item 6. And to those who are no longer children or youths or lovers, I leave memory and bequeath to them the volumes of the poems of Burns and Shakespeare and of other poets, if there be others, to the end that they may live the old days over again, freely and fully, without tithe or diminution. Item 7. To our loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of Old Age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep. _(THE END.) * urdh