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A Bad Liquor Bill
After much persuasion, Sir John
A,tiey allowed himself to be put for
'vard, some years ago, as a conserya-
ivo candidate for parliament from
incolnshire.' He confessed he knew
'Ktle about politics; but entered into
jc campaign as rare sport. One day
ie addressed a meeting of electors, at
a village in the Isle of Axholme, and,
Mitn he had finished, boldly chal
ci ged his hearers to fire questions at
him. Presently there came the
query:
"What do you think of Sir Wilfrid
l.nwson's liquor bill?"
"or a moment Sir John was non
plussed, but only for a moment. Pull
ing himself together, he replied: "I
can not answer for Sir Wilfrid Law-
son's liquor bill, but I do know that
last year my own was a deuced steht
too Dig!
"Dead-Beat" and the Pass
Among after-dinner speakers Joseph
Jefferson ranked as one who could
tell a good story in a dry delightful
way. His stories dealt principally
with theatrical subjects.
"While starring through Indiana
several years ago," he said at a din
ner one night, "my manager was ap
proached by a man who had the lo
cal reputation of being a pass "work
er' or dead-beat. He told the usual
yarn about being a former actor and
ending by asking for professional
courtesies.
I would be elad to obltsro von '
said the manager, 'but unfortunately
I haven't a card with me.' Just then
a happy thought struck him, and ha
added: "I'll tell you what I'll do.
I will write the pass where it will
be easy for you to show it'
"Leaning over, with a pencil he
wrote 'Pass the bearer, on the fel
low's white shirt front and signed
Us name. The beat thanked, him and
hastened to the gate. The ticket
taker gravely examined the writing
and let him take a few steps Inside,
then called him back, saying in a
loud voice:
"'Hold on, my friend; I forgot. It
will be necessary for you to leave
that paS3 With me." Harrier's
Weekly.
Not an Humble Apo'stle
A well known artist was once en
gaged upon a sacred picture. A very
handsome old model named Smith sat
for the head of St. Mark. Artist and
model became great lriend3, but when
the picture was finished, they lost
sight of one another. One day how
ever, the artist, wandering about the
zoological gardens, came upon his old
model, with a broom in his hand,
L00,,? very disconsolate. "Hullo
Smith said he, "you don't look very
cheery. What are vnn nn
lWf"' 1 aI-nt doIn' much, sir,
that s a fact. I'm engaged in t
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phants stables; a nice occypation for
,ne the tweve apostles, 'ain't it.
