culture is a joke. The system used for four years in Nebraska is bet ter than the system used by the national government, are gathered more quickly, and are used by the government itself in revising its estimates. "Joke?" Does the Journal mean to say that the progres sive farmers who furnish the figures are a lot of incompetents and Published Weekly at Lincoln, Nebraska, by The Wageworker Publishing Company lars THE WAGEWORKER WILL M. MAUPIN, EDITOR Entered m ecood-clasa matter April 21. 1904, atthe poatoffice at Lincoln. Neb., under die Act of Concrcaa ot March 3rd. 1879. Some Short Jabs to the Jaw Nebraska has the goods. AVhat Nebraska needs is the proper advertising: thereof. Danield Wolfert Cook s solitary vote for senator proved the slim basis for an almighty big laugh. "Blue Eyed" Billy Sheean of New York seems due for a pair of black eves in his senatorial chase. The last Roosevelt notice we saw was used to pry apart a couple of patent medicine locals in a country exchange. Doubtless those Los Angeles union smashers have their Harry Orchard all ready to swear away the lives of innocent men. Naturally the Oregon-Nebraska way of selecting United States senators is calculated to make the "big interests" throw 57 kinds of fits. A little more attention to the proper breeding of children without any less attention to the proper breeding ot hogs and cattle, would 1-elp Nebraska a lot. To Church Howe in Manchester, England, and Tom Majors, in Peru, the proceedings of the Nebraska senatorial election must have made mighty tame reading. Lodge of Massachusetts profits by the fact that the people had no voice m his selection. If they had Henrv Cabot Lodge would soon have ample leisure in which to prosecute his literary studies. The St. Louis Republic opines that the decision of 100,000 to bacco growers not to raise any tobacco this year will not effect the cigaret industry. Certainly not; it will merely stimulate the ebbage. industry. Champ Clark says that Smoot had as much to do with the robber tariff as Aldrich. Everv dav that Smoot remains in the senate is a reminder of the corrupt tie-up between the republican machine and the Mormon church. The Iowa standpatters are quite in favor of the direct primary, now that they see a chance of using it to keep their famous standpat leader, Lafe Young, in the senate a few weeks longer. A great deal always depends upon the point of view. The initiative and referendum bill as introduced in the Nebraska legislature ought to go through without a single amendment. Mem bers who seek to amend will lay themselves open to suspicion of being intent onlv on emasculating the measure. Say, isn't there some wav to gather reliable statistics as to the difference between Lincoln dry" and Lincoln "wet?" We are get- t?ng all balled up on the conflicting figures being sent forth by in terested parties. Mayor Love has been telling the Sioux Cityans a few things about "Lincoln's dry policy." Truly the conditions in Lincoln are ideal, so tar as the liquor question is concerned. 1 hose who want prQ vhibilion have it, and those who want liquor can get it without very much trouble. The proposition to employ a special assistant to the attornev gen eral to be stationed in Omaha to prosecute offenders against the lquor laws should be put to sleep as quickly as possible. If the em inent statesman who fathers the bill will sweep his own countv's doorstep clean he will have quite enough to do without noting the irost upon Douglas county tiles. Of course the esteemed State Journal did not know what it was talking about when it referred to the crop statistics of Nebraska as a colossal joke. The fact of the matter is that the Nebraska statistics are the most reliable of anv state in the union, and so admitted bv government. experts. The 950 crop correspondents are all practica farmers, many of them graduates of the State School of Agriculture. Jf the statistics they furnish are a joke, then the State School of 'Agri Wageworkers ask your Fraternal Insurance Order WHY they don't make a valuation each year and prove to you they are safe? THE MUTUAL PROTECT IVE LEAGUE makes annual valu ation and shows it CAN pay all future obligation 100 per cent on the dollar. Demand this of your Lodge. How do you know they won't bust to-morrow? We Demand the Label. C. E. Campbell, state manager. Auto 61 80 134 So. 18th St. Named Shoes are Often Made in Non-Union Factories. Do Not Buy Any Shoe no matter what the name unless it bears a plain and readable impression of this Union Stamp. All Shoes Without the Union Stamp are Non-Union Do not accept any excuse for absence of the UNION STAMP WORKERS UNION NO. rift? Boot and Shoe Workers Union 246 Sumner Sl, Boston, Mass. JOHN F.TOBIN. Pres. CHAS. L BAINE, Sec-Tn Fm SALE Tm mm TH IRdDoinnis aimd Esairdl The above signs, neatly printed on heavy cardboard, for sale at THE WAGEWORKER 1705 "0" STREET I