The Scrap Book Knocked Out In On Court. A quaint story about a guest who had beo invited to sup with Mr. C. H. McCormlck, the Inventor of the reaper. Is told In the book "Cyprus Hall McCormlck." very dignified and self centered military officer was taking supper with the McCormlck family. The first course, as usual, was cornmeal mush and milk. It was served in Scotch fashion, with the hot mush in one bowl and the cold milk in another. The practice was so to co-ordinate the eating of tbem that both were finished at the same time. The officer planned his spoonfuls badly and was soon out of milk. "Have some more milk to finish your mush, colonel," said McCormlck. Sev eral minutes later the colonel's mush bowl was empty, at which McCormlck aid. "Have some more mush to finish your milk." And so it went, with milk for the mush and mush for the milk, until the unfortunate colonel was hope lessly Incapacitated for the four or five courses that came afterward. Faith. Better trust all and be deceived And weep that trust and that deceiving Than doubt one heart that It believed Had blessed one's lite with true be 1 lev Ins. Oh. In this mocking world too fast The doubting- fiend o'ertakes our youth! Better be cheated to the last Than lose the blessed hope of truth. Frances Anne Kemble. On of the Lost Ones. The father of Senator Dolliver of Iowa was n Methodist circuit rider in the early sixties In northern West Vir ginia. One Sunday morning he was on his way to preach at oue of bis several appointments when he met a young fellow trudging along with a mattock on his shoulder. Mr. Dolliver. anxious to do good at nuy time, stopped his horse and said: "Good morning, my son. Where are you going this fine day with a mattock on your shoul der r The young fellow answered: "1 am going over here to dig out a fine big groundhog. Where in thunder are you going?" "I am out looking up some of the lost sheep of Israel." replied the minis ter. The young fellow's face lighted up. and he exclaimed. "There's a big buck over here at Uncle Billy's, and I'll bet that's oue of them!" National Monthly. His Fast Friends. A teacher In a New England gram mar school found the subjoined fucts in a composition on Longfellow, the poet, written by a fifteen-year-old girl: "Henry W. Longfellow was born in Portland. Me., while his parents were traveling in Europe. He had many fast friends, among whom the fastest were Phoebe and Alice Carey." He Drew the Line. Old John was a lawyer's confidential clerk, and he had the pernicious habit of going to a neighboring saloon every morning at 11 o'clock and taking a small glass of whisky. He was not proud of this habit; bence after the whisky he always took a clove. But one morning it happened that there were no cloves on the bar, and John, after having considered the mat ter, ate a small raw onion from the free lunch tray. That would destroy the telltale whisky odor, no doubt, as well as the clove had always done, and, so thinking, he returned to his desk. It was a double desk. At it he and his employer sat face to face. John on his return was soon aware that his employer noticed something. The man's nostrils quivered, he sniffed, and finally, with a grimace of disgust.' he broke out: "Look here, John; I've stood whisky and clove for nineteen years, but I draw the line at whisky and onions!" Her Bargain. A man who was detained at the ' house for a part of the day banded his wife, who was going downtown, a quarter of a dollar and requested her to get him three cigars for It. When he returned she handed him the pack age, remarking exultantly: "That shows that women can beat men all hollow when it comes to mak ing purchases. I found a place where I could get eight for a quarter Instead of three. Isn't that going some?" And the poor man. as be took his medicine, merely remarked: "It certainly is. dear." Oil City Bllz sard. Dessert Was Expensive. A business man asked a young wo man of his acquaintance to lunch in a department store lunch room. Pull ing out bis watch In the middle of the meal, he suddenly remembered that be bad au important engagement and bad only a few minutes to catch a train. "Order what you want for dessert," he told the young woman as he hand ed her a ten dollar bill, "and you can give me the change when I see you this evening." He kept his appointment, and In the evening the young woman banded him an envelope. "Here's your change," he said. He placed the letter in his pocket and didn't open it until the next morning, and as he did so 85. cents dropped out. He Is still woudcrlng what the young woman had for dessert. Philadelphia (Times. ... HOTEL SPOOF. He.ry Lauder's Joke on an English Newspaper. "I'U tell you a story about Arthur Roberts and me." said Harry Lauder, the Scotch comedian. "The pair of as were in Manchester when we saw on the sporting page of the Guardian a paragraph that Bald: "In consequence of the number of unsupported challenges recently for warded to this paper we give notice that in future only genuine challenges can be accepted for insertion in our columns. As a proof of good faith each challenge must be paid for at the uniform rate of 1 shilling.' " 'Arthur.' said I, 'here's a chance for a joke.' "'How?' said he. "I read the notice to him, and then and there we concocted a challenge of which I shall never cease to be proud a hotel spoof challenge. Of course there is no such game or sport as spoof. Spoof is a word very few peo ple have ever heard of. To spoof is to get off Impromptu nonsense on the stage. Well, our challenge ran: "'Hotel Spoof. Harry Lauder, hear ing so much talk about A. Roberts be ing the champion spoof player of Eng land, will play Roberts a game of ho tel spoof for 500 a side, catch-as-catch-can, over eight flights of hurdles, bath room barred. Address, money and man, H. Lauder, Comedy Theater. Manchester.' "That was the challenge, and we had no idea what it meant after we had drawn it up. Nevertheless we carried it boldly to the Guardian office. The clerk read it in a dazed way. " 'One insertion, please,' said Rob erts, planking down a shilling. "'Excuse me,' said the clerk, 'but what is spoof? "Roberts glared at him. " 'None of your nonsense with me. young man, be growled. 'What is spoof? You'll be asking what chess or whist is next.' "And the following morning, directly under the editorial notice that 'only genuine challenges could be accepted for insertion.' appeared our little para graph about hotel spoof." , She Gave Him an Answer. A business man said to his wife at dinner: "Here is a riddle for you, my dear. Why is a husband like dough?" The answer to this riddle was, "Be cause a woman needs him." The busi ness man expected his wife to give the riddle up or else to guess that answer. But his wife said calmly: "Why Is a husband like dough, eh? Well, I suppose it's because he's sn hard to get off one's hands." His Treat. In the course of a railway journey one day Queen Helene visited a small wayside station, where she was met by the mayor and corporation In all the glory, of their robes of honor. An elegant luncheon had been provided. SOUGHT FOB A HANDKERCHIEF. but the queen, wishing to hasten on her journey, requested a member of the deputation to get ber a glass of wine. Ubis was nromntlv broucht but wDIIe drinking It a drop fell on ber traveling dress. Her majesty at ouce opened her hand bag and sought for a handkerchief to remove the stain whereupon the worthy mayor, mlsuu- derstanding her action, murmured humbly: "Ah. no, your majesty! 1 as sure you it's alt paid for." Anticipation. It has been well suid that no mun ever sunk under' the burden of the day. It Is when to-morrow's burden is added to the burden of today that the weight is more than a man :uu bear. George Macdonald. Wanted All of Them. Rivers had been detained by a bus! ness meeting at the club, and the hour was late when be reached home. "So it's you. is It!" exclaimed Mrs. Itivers. who was wide awake. "You've got some plausible excuse, too, of course. You were detained downtown by some necessary. Indispensable. Important, unavoidable, unescapable. urgent, es sential and absolutely compulsory and inexorable business! Of all the flimsy, transnnront. riinnhnnoUS "For heaven's sake. Lena." interrupt ed Rivers, whipping out his notebook, "wait a minute and let me Jot down those synonyms. 1 don't know where you got tbem. but I can use every one of them. Now go ahead again, dear. but please talk a little slower." Cbica f Tribune. A Sweet Singer. It was 3 o'clock in the morning as Mr. Younghusband crept slowly up the stairs. Everything was peaceful in the house. Opening the door to his room noiselessly, he stepped upon the tnW of the family cat. Naturally pentratlng yowl resounded through the nijriif. -jonn. - saia nis wiie. awasen ing. "don't you think It's rather late tc be singing? The neighbors might com plain." SLAVERY AT BETHLEHEM. Men Required to Toil Eighty-four Hours a Week. Out of every 100 men 29 work seven days every week. 43, Including these 29, work some Sundays in the mouth, 51 work twelve hours a day. 25 work twelve hours a day seven days a week and 46 earn less than $2 a day. These are the grim figures which the United States bureau of labor gives us of the working shifts of the Bethle hem Steel company as drawn from the company's own books, says the Sur vey. They are not figures which would help enact a high tariff or would give a man, say of Lincoln's intelligence, much assurance as to what civilization or prosperity are to mean for the peo ple of the United States of America. The pay Is that of single men. the hours are those of lodgers rather than of fathers and husbands who can par ticipate in household living; the week ly schedule is that of a work engross ed citizenship, which must leave to the leeching and loafing elements in the community the responsibility for car rying on town and county and state. These were the conditions we are told which provoked the strike at the Bethlehem works which started Feb. 4. The men with shorter hours, high er pay and more intelligence claim that they feared that the encroach ments of overtime and Sunday work were leading to a twelve hour and sev en day schedule for the whole force, therefore they protested, therefore the protesting committee was discharged. therefore the strike. There Is evi dence, then, not only of bad working conditions, but of despotic repression at the bottom of the Bethlehem situa tion. ' The government's inquiry, begun by direction of Secretary Nagel March 17, was made by Ethelbert Stewart, spe cial agent of the bureau of labor, one of the most experienced economic in vestigators in the country, whose find ings will carry conviction. The part of the report dealing with wages, taken from the January pay roll, shows that a large percentage of the laborers working twelve hours a day seven days a week earned only 12 cents an hour. This is 4 cents an hour lower than that paid by the steel corporation mills in Pittsburg and low er even than by Jones & Laughlln. the chief independent competitor In the Pittsburg district. Those working for 12 cents and under 14 cents in January numbered 2,010, or 28.7 per cent of the total number ou the payroll,' while 1,528, or 10.6 per cent, received 14 cents but under 16 cents an hour. The total number shown as receiving less than 16 cents an hour (not including appren tices) numbered 4.221, or 40 per cent of the total number on the payroll.' while 5,383, or 58.0 per cent, received less than 18 cents an hour. Commenting on the report. Commis sioner Neill said: "These are condi tions of labor which may be termed shocking, but they are not conflated to the Bethlehem Steel works. Blasf fur nace work is necessarily a continuous process, requiring operation twenty- four hours of the day every day of the week, and for this reason three shifts of eight hours each offer the only plan of relief. Three shifts of workers would not only give reasonable work ing hours to those employed, but would by rotation of shifts leave workers free the greater part of the day two Sun days in three." Unionism or Socialism. The American people may well con sider whether trades unionism is not the conservative movement of labor In contrast to and as a bulwark against the political program of socialism. Again, at a sharp crisis in the destiny of the American Federation of Labor, organized workingmen feel shut up to choose between the alternatives of pro tecting and promoting the trades unions against the legal and otber efforts, to destroy them and the resort to a radi cal political movement to control legis latures and courts, which is more than likely to end in a class conscious social istic party, such as is steadily gaining power in Germany. France, Italy. Aus tralia and England. Between these al ternatives we may all have to choose by turn, as some or others of us must decide upon Industrial and public poli cies which tend to develop either of these attitudes of the working majori ties. Graham Taylor in Survey. Home For Pressmen. Following the lead of the Interna tional Typographical union, the Inter national Printing Pressmen's and As sistants' union will erect a home at Royerville, Hawkins county, Tenn. The referendum vote taken in Septem ber last empowered the International officers and board of directors of the International Printing Pressmen's and Assistants' union to proceed with the arrangements for the establishment of a sanitarium for sufferers from tuber culosis and a borne for the superannu ated. The site is a tract of 519 acres, beautifully situated In the Allegheny mountains. It has been famous as a health resort for fifty years. Indorse Union Labor. At the meeting of the southern tex tile conference, composed of manufac turers, women's clubs and representa tives of organized labor, held recently at Memphis. Tenn.. the constitution was amended, making it mandatory on all officers to use the union label on all printed matter Issued by the conference. This will include reports and literature to be distributed nt the sessions of the legislatures of the southern states. This is probably the first instance that a convention where manufacturers with an equal voting strength with the representatives of organized labor have ever declared In favor of the labor union. My Double A Girl Graduate Sees Herself In Another Body on Three Occasions. By DONALD WALLACE. Copyright. 1910. by American Press Association. I remember well the night I received my first shock. I received another lat er that affected me more than this one. but in a different way. The first was In the nature of a surprise; the second was a terror. . I was but eighteen at the time and was going home to my aunt, with whom I lived, having just finished my education.- The journey was a long one, and I had somewhat broken down my nerves from bard study. 1 did not like to stay overnight at a hotel alone, but did not feel like taking a sleeping car. I was rather a timid girl any way and had not been used to going about without a protector. I reached the hotel about 9 o'clock and went Immediately to bed and to sleep. I was awakened in the night by a noise In the hall. Several persons passed hurriedly and were talking rap idly. I have always been afraid of fire, especially in a hotel. 1 got out of bed, went to the door and opened it. At that moment I received my first shock. Standing in the open door of the room directly opposite mine stood a girl In her nightdress peering out anx iously, Just as I was doing. The cor ridor was lighted, and I could see her plainly. The marvelous feature was that she was myself. There was not the slightest difference between us. We were both in nightdresses, the hair of both was worn in a braid hanging down the back, and ber face and figure were replicas of mine. Both gave a little scream of surprise, and both drew back into our respective rooms. I shut my door and groped my way to my bed. All thought of dan ger was put out of my head in this re markable apparition of my other self. The physician in charge of the sem inary I had attended had warned me that if I did not give up study 1 would break down. But, desirous of being graduated with the class as well as at the bead of it, I bad disregarded his warning. Now, it seemed to me, I was paying the penalty of my obstinacy. My mind must be giving way. It was long past midnight when I bethought myself that on opening my door I must have looked into a large mirror. 1 would have got out of bed and satis fied myself of this, but feared to find the contrary, and if I did I would not get any more sleep. So I comforted myself with the assurance that I would In the morning find a mirror opposite my door and dropped into slumber. I was called early for the train, and when I left my room looked for the mirror. Alas, there was no mirror there, but a door just as I bad seen it in the night. I had no time to make investigations, needing to go down to breakfast and to the station. By the advice of my physician I spent July and August that summer at the seashore. By September I was much improved and spent the month in the mountains. This restored my health, but did not relieve me of an uncanny feeling at having seen myself or my other self at the hotel during my homeward Journey. Two years passed during which 1 bad gradually driven the matter out of my. mind when I saw the vision again. Singularly enough, 1 saw. it under circumstances somewhat similar to those connected with its first appear ance. It was the second summer after the one during which it had first ap peared to me, when I was at Springs. I had a room in an extension of a hotel, facing another extension. One morning on arising I went to a window, and there at another window in the other extension stood my dou ble. We were both, as before, in night dresses and wore our hair plaited on our backs. Nothing could have induced me to remain at that hotel for another day. I was with friends and surprised tbem by announcing that 1 would leave by the next traiu. They wondered, ex postulated, pleaded, but to no purpose, One of tbem. a girl of my own age. with whom I was very intimate, beg ged me to tell her why I vvaB leaving and what was the matter with me. for It was plain thnt I had received n shock of some kind. I would not have told her for the world. I declined to tell any one but my physician, and I wished to consult him as soon as pos sible. I was sure that I suffered from some kind of mental breakdown, and I only hoped that lie would find means to arrest its progress. On reaching the city I sent for him to come to nie a't once and told hlrn of this second vision of myself. He tried to reassure me by telling me that I had seen some one who looked very like me. I refused to be comforted. I bad seen myself or my exact counterpart, I told him that only one of my own flesh and blood could so closely resem ble me and that I had no sister or even cousins so far as I knew. Besides, if this vision were a real person I would see her In a different dress from my own. The doctor explained ' this by saying that as I had seen her at night and in the early morning I would nat urally see her in the dress I wore my self, both of us wealing nightgowns. I tried to consider this within the limit of coincidence, hut It was impossible for me to believe that two persons could be so identical in appearance that they should meet twice and both times, see each other in a nightdress. No; 1 had seen this vision first at a ' time when my physician had warned me that I was breaking down. I had been overstrained. What had I been straining? My mind; therefore it was my mind that had been giving way. This reappearance of the vision would naturally denote that my mind , was again giving way. I shuddered. . I saw myself confined In a lunatic asy lum, a mental wreck. My friends to whom my malady be came known used every argument to disabuse my mind, some of them assur ing me that my vision was a real per son closely resembling me. Others averred that people In a disordered state of the system were liable to see all lorts of things. A theosopbist declared that I had seen my spiritual . self at moments when It bad been lifted out of my bodily self. To this person I re plied that when I had seen the vision I was very well fixed in my own body. I consulted two specialists in brain diseases, one of whom told me a great deal about the cerebrum, the cerebel lum, the dura mater and other sub stances of which the brain is com posed and their reciprocal relations, nothing of which I understood. The other told me that I was myself pro ducing an image of myself. He ad mitted that the first vision might have been caused by a disordered system. His advice was for me to drive the matter out of my mind. Occupation and amusement would assist me to do this. ' ' Young Dr. Penrose did more to re assure me than any one else. While he did not claim to explain my trouble, he told me that it was of no impor tance. He pronounced me In excellent health and assured me that a time would come when I would look back on my fears as entirely uncalled for. It was not so much his words that re assured me as his personality. He had such a cheerful and at the' same time sympathetic manner. He evident ly believed what he told me. Since he was the only person who could reas sure me I made frequent visits to his office and found every excuse to call for him to come to my home. The re sult was a love affair. Whether his reassurances affected me because the little god had from the first wounded me or whether I loved him because he gave me comfort no one else could give 1 don't know. I engaged myself to Dr. Penrose in the spring, and that autumn I came of age. I knew I was to be paid some money when I was twenty-one which had been in the hands of a trust com pany. Whether it had been left me by my father or my mother 1 did not know. I had no remembrance of either of my parents. I had lived with my aunt ever since I couid remember any thing and had understood from her that both my father and my mother had died when I was very young. I had arranged" to be married as soon after I came of age as 1 could get pos session of my property. My llunce was a struggling physician, with nothing but his income from his practice, and we needed my inheritance. . A few days before I was twenty-one I was notified by the trust company that any time I would call on or after that date, prepared to sign receipts, my property would be turned "over to me, but they would like me to name a day and hour-1 would be there that they could have present such persons as might be necessary.' I replied that I would call at the bank at 2 o'clock on the afternoon of the day I came of age. I had come to rely on Dr. Penrose for matters of importance, and as we were to be married within -a few weeks nftet getting possession of my fortune I asked him to accompany me to the bank and see that nothing was done that sh'-ttM nc;t he Ioi:e. On tlie day appointed we went together to the trust company, were received by one of the officers connected With it and shown into a room where we were asked to wait a few minutes. Present ly we were ushered into an apartment in the center of which was a long table. There, standing on the opposite side of the table, was the apparition I had seen twice before. I staggered. Dr. Penrose caught me and steadied me. "My double!" ' I moaned, shutting out the apparition. The doctor saw what I saw a girl the exact image of myself, but dressed differently. "Good!" he cried. "If that is your double you have been frightened at a real person." A gentleman present said: "I am told that you two young, ladies need to be introduced. You are twin sisters and inherit share and ' share alike In the estate of Wilbur Langford. both being his daughters and heirs." My sister on seeing me had shown the same evidence of shock as myself. We looked at each other for some mo ments: then both started with one ac cord around the table and met in an embrace. Of that domestic trouble which sep arated our parents, one taking my sis ter, the other myself, of their subse quent early death our mother of a broken heart it is not necessary that I should give an account here. My sister and myself having been brought up separately, the trustees were in structed to bring us together when we came of age and received our In heritance. It was some time before my twin and myself could be torn apart In order that we might sign papers spread out on the table to receive our signa tures. The business having been fin ished, we left the bank with our arms about each other's waist, telling of out experiences after our two former meetings. 1 She, too, had suffered, but nothing like myself, since she felt sure I was a real person. At my wedding my only attendant was my sister. FREE LABOR WINS Problem of the Convict Worker Nearinrj Solution. TO BUILD PUBLIC ROADS. Recent Legislation In 8everal States . Does1 Away With Prison Factories. . Movement For Reform In This Di rection Spreading. The nroblem of convict labor that much vexed question which has been , so fruitful a cause of controversy la finding a solution at last. Before long the prisons of this country will cease . to be factories, competing Industrially , with citizens, says the Brooklyn Eagle. Free labor has won the fight. No longer will the Jailbirds of Vir ginia devote their activities . to the making of boots and shoes at Rleb- so much a day to a big company en gaged in that branch of industry. Henceforth they will crush rock, witb the help of machinery, and build pub- ' lie highways. Such Is the new law. In Georgia likewise. In obedience to recent legis lative decree, all convicts have been withdrawn from competition with free labor, and their employment will be restricted In future to the making of roads. Convicted evildoers in the south are used largely for farming on tracts ac quired for the purpose by the states, the produce being sold and the pro ceeds turned Into the public fund. Thus in Georgia and elsewhere In that section of the country the agricultural malefactor has been accustomed to compete with the citizen farmer, to the considerable detriment of the lat ter. From this time on, however, he will not be permitted to do so In either of the two states above mentioned. These are merely steps In a move ment which Is rapidly spreading all over the 'United States. Illinois and Washington have recently adopted the same radical measure of reform, and, It Is beyond a doubt that a majority of the otber states of the Union will follow their example before very long. Illinois has been using ber convicts to make furniture, shoes, brushes, bas kets and stove hollow ware. From this rime on. however, they 'will operate rock crushing plants which have been established at .Toilet - and Chester, where quarries are located convenient ly in the neighborhood of the peniten tiaries. In the state of Washington tt)e prin cipal' employment of criminal offend ers has been in the manufacture of jute bags for wheat, but under the new law their activites will be applied whr.tlv tn rl viTi c- th irnort rroiri-4 nroh- lem. Meanwhile many other states' haVl the same problem under serious con sideration, the question at issue being whether the prisons shall continue to be operated as factories for the pro duction of various kinds of merchan dise competing with the output, of free labor. ' ' . ;- ' ' The penitentiaries of many states within the last few years have been equipped with improved machinery, thus converting tbem into' first class factories. But the prison manufac turer, employing what is In effect- slave labor, at an extremely low cost. Is eas ily able to undersell . all competitors, either driving them out ' of business or forcing them to reduce prices and wages, - ( ' .' The seriousness of this Competition may ! Judjred-when it Is t-oii: iiiered that an army of over 50,000 workers Is regularly employed all the year round In prison factories of the United States. These operatives will produce- $33. 000,000 worth of goods during the pres ent year. ' . Among the most obvious effects of prison labor are loss of employment by large numbers of people, a serious re duction of wages and a lowering of the quality of goods produced by citi zen workers. Incidentally dreadful .... 1-,. i. ..... :..:... ...i ........ ml,..iu,i- IUI U!"lll'! flit- IIIIJII -ir-,1 ii,mi imniina of that class which deserve the great est sympathy unci consideration, being; made up principally of widows, or phans and other almost helpless indi viduals who can earn only a pittance at be.st. Convict snbor has thrown them cut of work by thousands. ,, it bus taken a long time to work out tb's convict problem. Experience has shown that enforced idleness demoral izes prisoners. The nonproductive labor' of the old fashioned treadmill, now happily obsolete, was eiiuui'y ob jectionable. As for the- modern prac tice of leasing malefactors to contrac tors at so much a head per day. it is a system that gives rise to many abuses. At best it is modified slavery the convicts being sold to the highest bidder. The true solution of the problem seems to be found under the system known as "public account." by which, the labor of the convict is employed exclusively for the benefit of the state Or Its civil subdivisions. The move ment to carry this idea Into effect la: , rapidly spreading, and before very long It ia certain to be adopted In one shape or another by every state of the Unlon. ' - ' ' '"''. : .- - , ' , - Home For Marble Workers. A home la to be established In Cali fornia for the aged and Infirm mem bers of the International Marble -Workers' union. President Frederick McQlade of the San Francisco onion ban been selected to report upon an eligible site. It Is considered probable that the home will be located In tbe vfclalty of Monterey.