WAG TH VOLUME 7 LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 19, 1910 NUMBER 22 ! CURT CURRENT COMMENTS THE SAME CONTAINING A FEW MATTERS OF MORE OR LESS Begging pardon of my ministerial friends for the presumption, but 1 am going to make a suggestion to them. As they perhaps know Sunday, Sep- tember i the day before lva'hor my uas been designated by the Ameri- can rvuerawon oi uwir s , jinuui Sunday." The Federation has asltea he ministers of the I nitect btates ana Canada to observe the day by" deliver ing sermons appropriate to" the idea ,of industrial organization . and ex .pounding the -principles of trades .un ionism. Hut I have a better scheme, even if I do say it. as shouldn't. I wonder how many Lincoln ministers' will drop me a note saying that they will gladly, give some representative trades unionist' the opportunity " of .standing in the pulpit on Labor Sunday for the purpose,' of telling the people what trades unionism really stands for? A note addressed "Editor Wagework er, 240 North' Thirty-third street," will reach me. V I know a number of trades unionnsts ' in this community who are abundantly able, and I believe wilting, to occupy Lincoln pulpits and endeavor in the short space of thirty-five minutes to outline the real principles upon which trades unionism is based. Among the number I - recall the names of such unionists as Fred Miekel, who is no stranger to the puipu. anu wnose un ionism is of the right brand. Then there is Frank M.' Coffey, president of the State Federation of Labor. He is well grounded in unionism, and could if he would, end I ibeleive he will if given the opportunity, speak by the card and with credit to any minister who invites him to the pulpit. Then there is General Tom Kelsey, than whom there is no better union man in this country, and who can talk to the edification and interest of any as sembly. "Doug" Smith of Havetoek w a i.lmwVi wnnrlcM us well as a worker at the anvil and forge, and 1 know that "Doug" would reflect credit upon any pulpit he occupied. He is zealous, earnest and tireless in his unionism an!d with him uniomism means tihe practical Christianity of doing good. Another Havelock man who could deliver the goods fro'n a pulpit is my good friend Green vjkh1. W. S. Brown might be persuaded to occupy a pulpit, and if he could talk as interestingly to a congregation as he can to me in private, he would ac complish a good work while reflecting credit upon the pulpit and upon his union. But it is difficult to recall names offhand in connection with a matter like this, and I can only add tliat if a dozen ministers will agree to step aside for one service on Labor Sunday and let some union man oc cupy the place, I'll undertake the task of finding that many men for the as signments. And I'll guarantee ye selections will make good. Doubtless they would tell some wholesome truths that would not "set well" on the minds of some of the pcw'holders, but I am of the opinion that rt wouldn't hurt church work a bit in this city to have a few home thrusts delivered from be hind tliu pulpits of the city. Wouldn't it be fine to hear some eloquent minister get up and denounce some of the abuses that exist right here in Liintln, and instead of doing it in general terms do .it specifically, point ing the-' ministerial fingers straight at the pews arid saying "thou art the man!" You've doubtless heard the story of the minister who was preaching a trial sermon in a country . vinage. lie thought it would be wise to get a little nifonnation before band, so he in quired of a good brother. "Well, par son," said the good brother, "you'd better be easy on the Methodists, for there a lot of them in this community. And on the Presbyterians, too, for they are not scarce. Ami the Baptists are pretty strong, too, so don't say much about them. But there ain't a Mor imm in the county and you can give tlunn hell straight from the shoulder without doing a bit of harm." Ian 't that too often the ministerial rule denouncing the wrongs that ex ist far away, and skating -away from any particular reference to the wrongs that abound at hornet a UNBIASED OPLNIONS ABOUT INTEREST TO THE PUBLIC If the charge against Hoy Wilscam i.s true, and he really did try to des--troy his home as charged by the au thorities, then he ought, in my humble judgment, be -cited, to appear 'bef ore the lunatico inquirendo instead of a magis trate. Any man who would be guilty, of trying to commit arson as Wilscam is charged with doing certainly is too crazy to be wholly responsible. Now that it isall over, will some body please tell me what -it mattered whether Will Hay ward did or did not own a little. stock in a brewery. I have 'rather a poor opinion "of aman who' owns stock in a brewery on Nebraska these days and wouldn't sell it aft a fair price if he got a chance, but so 'far as owning it is ' concerned I'm blest t if I : can see any higih crime in that. People who are well acquainted with me know something about the opinions I bold on the liquor question,' but right here and ! now I desire to state that I'd rather own stock in a brewery than to hold stock in' a manufacturing concern Whose profits were wrung form the. underpaid toil of women and children. The man who manufactures whisky is a mighty good man in comparison with the man who "sweats" the life out of helpless womanhood and childhood ' in order to enrich himself. IVe seen "sweat shoppers" by the score who could pray loud enough to raise the roof, and who would pass the box for a collection for the heathen with a' smug and sancitimounious air that would shame a house cat guilty of having swiped the cream. A few years ago. while I was doing the "federal run" on the Omaha Wtorld-Herald, I . saw a lawyer step forward as a case was called and state that he represented the" defendant. Just as he was well started in the presentation of his ease Judge Dundy asked: "Have you been admitted t)o practice in this court?" The lawyer blushingly admitted that he had for gotten that little matter. Whereupon Judge Dundy made him sit down, and the defendant would have been forced to secure another lawyer had not a well known member of the Omaha bar moved to admit the forgetful lawyer, testifying to bis legal ability. Where upon the lawyer was sworn in and given his "union card." Every lawyer in the country will insist that this is all right, and yet ninety-nine per cent of them will denounce the "closed shop" idea in trades unionism. It' beats thunder how easy it is for a law yer to argue himself into believing both sides of almost any question. Here's a rich joke. The merchants j A QUIET TIP TO SOME MERCHANTS j IAN OKLAHOMA PAPER HANDS OUT A FEW THAT' MERCHANTS IN LINCOLN MIGHT I THiNkT OVPR WITH PROFIT TO THEMSELVES AND TO THE CITY AT LARGE I Already the talk is current that a movement is on foot, under cover, to make Oklahoma City an "open shop" town, and there is a probability that a whole lot of merchants and other busi ness men might be jerked inito such a tight who are sincere yet entirely inno cent. Leaving aside all question of justice and whether it is the merchant's business to trouble about the "open ahp" still, merely, as a business hunch, it might be well to remember that shoes and groceries and patent medi cines and clothing are used chiefly by mn who earn a living, and as these humble chaps are about ninety- nine hundredths in the majority over the fel lows who exploit workers, and make "profits by' paying less than a man. should get, it might be possible that a declaration for the "open shop," what ever that is, would have a very per ceptible effect on trade. The average retail merchant gets his money by hard work and business ability; he has little time to study or worry over wage and hour problems and chiefly takes the higher-ups for it. We would suggest, for simple busi ness reasons, it would be well for the business man to discover what the workers of any town thought about the open shop before they were coaxed of Fort Smith, Arkansas, organized a "home patronage" club, and proceed ed to plaster the billboards of the city with four-sheet posters tirging every body to " patronize home industry." And the posters were printed in Mem phis. Tenn. That's almost as good as Clinton R. Lee heading the list when an attempt was made to organize a "patronize home industry" club in Lincoln. For the benefit of my out-of-state readers I'll say that Mr. Lee is the man who has the Nebraska peni tentiary, broom contract. While The Wageworker , was for Metcalfe, as between Burkett - and ' Hifcdhcock, there is one; thing about ' Hitchcock that commends him to the support of organized labor. He ' em ploys an army of union men, has never had a strike, has never had even the symptom of a strike, has always been thefirst to sign increased jWage scales, ; - and has been in every way a fair em- ployer. In addition to that, his record iii congress is, insofar as it? relates to the principles espoused by organized labor, absolutely clean. He has voted for the things ' that' organised' labor favored, and has voted against these things that were calculated to injure- - the army of toil. He is the realr father. ' of the postal saving bill-although he " may not now be able to recognize-his progeny. The Wageworker simply asks union men to scan the official records of Hitchcock and Burkett, and then vote without partisan bias and with an eye to. the best interests of or ganized labor. There is no use' mourning over the result, but when the democratic voters of Nebraska turned "Met" down they did an ill turn to a man who has made more sacrifices for democracy than any man in the west and wh; at the same time has done more for Ni jbraska demo cracy than any other onefman. There are no exceptions to thatfstJatement. A. E. Cady got into the race too late. His vote is an indication that if he had started sooner he would have won out. But Aldrich had too great a lead to overcome. .There is one plank in the Aldrich platform that ought to condemn him in the eyes of union men his declaration in favor of compul sory arbitration. .A governor wields a powerful influence over legislation, and if elected Aldrich might be able to secure a compulsory arbitration law. The enactment of such a law, under ex isting conditions, would be a calamity to every wage earner. Union men, no matter what trade or occupation, ought to consider this matter very care fully. The attempted assassination of May or Gaynor means that this same Mayor Gaynior is going to be a mighty big faetwr in the next presidential cam paign. BILLY MAJOR. into the fight by the pleadings of a few big bosses whose nests would be feathered to the disadvantage of the workers and the merchants themselves. Fairness never really does hurt and learning both sides before passing judgment is an excellent thing as well as a diplomatic thing. A picked dele gation from the Trades Council would probably court the privilege of appear ing before any organization of business men and meeting in argument ahy dele gation on this subject. Going whole hog blindly quite fre quently proves unfortunate for the fel low who recklessly butts in. This pa per hopes that no innocent man in Oklahoma City will be shunted into a fight, the inner reasons of which and the ultimate outcome of which he knows- no more about than the chief of Timibuctoo, or will suffer from his abrupt injection into a contest that does not concern him, but if some few folks do get stepped upon this word may prevent them from being sur prised when it happens. In a question of this kind the open shop is never considered at all and the few men behind it know it. It is a question m to whether a few big em ployers would pay fair wages, submit to arbitration, do the honest, fair, hon orable and decent thing, or else go it blind, import thugs, hire detectives, ! HITTING THE POLITICAL PIPE 5 A FEW STRAY BITS OF GOSSIP CONCERNING MATTERS THAT I I HAVE TO DO WITH RUNNING THE CITY, COUNTY AND STATE There need be no surprise over the defeat of County Attorney Tyrrell. There were powerful special interests arrayed against him. Not because those special interests believed they could expect any favors from Mr. Strode, 'but because - those special in terests were out for revenge. And the way Tyrrell was traded and exchanged in certain sections of the city was something fierce. Some mighty funny things have happened in some- of the "God and morality" precincts within the past few days. While this little newspaper was hop ing for; the re-nomination of Mr.' Tyr rell because, cf good work he had done and of i still better work that he had under way, it felt confident that what ever the . result, the next attorney of Lancaster county would be a man of ability and integrity. Mr. Strode will be the republican candidate and Mr. Meier will be the democratic candi date. "' Voters who are unable to get to the polls on election day need not worry about "the county attorneyship it js a cinch that it will continue to be in the hands "of a competent man. AVhile we regret that it will not be Mir. Tyrrell, we are mighty glad that his successor will be either Mr. Strode or Mr. Meier. Dahlman's vote in Lincoln and Lan caster county is the surprise of the primary yet why should it be? There are always enough men ready to ex press their resentment against officials in power even to the extent of sacri ficing those who have proved faithful and efficient. The trouble with Lin coln is that it is now in the control of a lot of goo-goos. The city is so thoroughly sissified, so completely dom inated by a lot of effeminate reform ers, that . almost any man with red blood in his veins would be excused for registering a protest. . So thorough has this resentment permeated the rank and file of Lincoln citizenship that it found expression at the polls -Tuesday by votes against the best governor Ne braska has ever had. The "drys" of Lincoln have only themselves to blame for the predicament in which they now find themselves. If they expect to keep Lincoln out of the "wet" column next spring they would better begin perfecting their organization and soli citing subscriptions right away. Ten days before the primary it looked as if George E. Tobey had a cinch on the republican congressional nomination. Then began the ' usual foolish breaks in the shape of personal attacks on a rival candidate. As a result the Hayward forces got busy employ dynamiters to stir - up trouble, and -generally prove that they could run the town or wreck it. And the only slogan they ever have is the pestiferous, lying, double-crossing, hypocritical fake, open shop. Open shop is a ghost, a jest and a dreams. When a big employer uses it he itieans that he demands the right to bring in Greek and Greaser labor, , to cut. wages to the bone, to violate all sanitary working laws, to keep women on the job all night at five cents an hour, if he sees fit. to hoot at demands of fair play, to prevent his workers banding together for a square deal, the while he organizes and plots and con tributes to the election of various city and county officers to assist' him in carrying out his nefarious practices. 'Many business men do not know these things, but labor does and the workers of Oklahoma City do, and it is entirely passible that despite the very excellent and lady-like objection to boycotts on the part of business men that labor will be just mean, and un kind and wayward enough to use this, and other sharp weapons, against the men it considers fighting for the tuber culosis shop, the ten hour day, the for eign wage serf, the woman and child mill and the arrogance of the man on the top with a wad and a pull. Oklahoma Labor Unit. i and they were sure busy. The prettiest local imaehine that ever turned its wheels in Lincoln was the Hayward machine last Tuesday. It ran rough shod over the Tobey forces ; it mangled them beyond hope of identification. In addition to being some smooth politi cian himself, Will Hayward had the assistance of some mighty clever poli- ticians, to say nothing of a lot of warm personal friends who showed their friendship in a substantial way mean ing that a lot of primary expenses were provided for. - v 'Mr. Hayward advocates some things that this newspaper opposes, but little things like those will not prevent 'The Wageworker from being fair. The fact is that Will Hayward is a mighty able young man. But why should he not be? He comes of mightyr good stock. Senator Hayward Was' one of the big men of Nebraska and the west. It was the good pleasure of The,Wage , worker's editor to have known person ally and enjoy the friendship of the older Hayward, and no finer gentle man, no more loyal Nebraskan, no more enthusiastic builder of the west) ever lived than ex-Senator Hayward. If the son measures up to the standard of the father or even approximates it there is no danger that ' the First Congressional district will be misrep resented in congress, be it either John Maguire or Will Hayward. ' Just as soon as the sore spots are healed the writer is going around to the Commoner office and hear "Diek" Metcalfe repeat the old story that we have so often exchanged: "Don't be gin oountin' yet; this is me again." After all, it would seem, too, that county option was considerable of a political issue last Tuesday. And the returns indicate tJhalt those who thought that by both parties endors ing it the question would have been taken out of politics were sadly mis taken, i Though defeated C. O. Whedon made a race that was surprising in the face of what he had to meet. Firstly, he had to meet the opposition of the en tire federal machine. Secondly, he Was handicapped by a late entry into the race on account of private and per sonal matters that eould not be re sited. And thirdly, he had no news papers back of him, his opponent hav ing the newspaper support because he had postmaster-editors behind him. But the Whedon vote is evidence that the "insurgent" feeling in Nebraska is growing, and that two years from now Whedon will be a bigger factor than ever in the republican senatorial equation. The whole primary was a queer mix up. The political prophets and seers were all at sea. The only thing of which we may all be reasonably sure is that under the open primary sys tem party lines are going to be shot all to thtnder, no matter how solid they may be on election day. Maybe the open primary will educate the voters up to independent voting on election day. If it does, it will have served at least one good purpose. y One' will search in vain through the primary returns for any mention of the Sorenson vote. While in Omaha the , other day the writer heard a man offer , to bet a dollar that Al Sorenson wouldn't even vote for himself. If that man offered now to bet that Soren son didn't vote for himself I wonder if Sorenson would take it? It seems an immortal cinch that a "wet" legislative ticket, nominated by petition, will be put up in Lancaster county. A week ago it would have been considered a crazy notion to say that there was any possible show of electing anti-county optionists to the legislature from Lancaster. Today the "wets" have every reason to believe that they can elect more than " .one "wet" representative. Indeed, the primary returns would seem to indicate that the "wets" have caught Lancaster county where Caleb caught the hen. Does any one to this day know how Elmer J. Burkett stands on county op tion ? ' ? 4