The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, May 20, 1910, Image 4
NEBRASKA'S - SELECT - HARD-WHEAT - FLOUR WILBER AND DeWITT MILLS A Good Bluffer Follow Me i 1 THE CELEBRATED Little Hatchet Flour Rye Flour a Specialty TELEPHONE US BeU Phon. 200: Auto. I4S9 145 So. 9th St., LINCOLN, NEB. WORKERS UNION I III I11MIIH41 UNION STAMP ractory Na 4- Named Shoes are Often Made in Non-Union Factories. Do Not Buy Any Shoe no matter what the name unless it bears a plain and readable impression of this Union Stamp. All Shoes Without the Union Stamp are Non-Union Do not accept any excuse for absence of the UNION STAMP Boot and Shoe Workers Union 246 Sumner St., Boston, Mass. JOHN F. TOB1N, Pres. CHAS. L. BA1NE, Sec-Treas. I Lyric Theatre I MATINEES 5 Wed. & Sat. I 2-30. vrvT wrcw "The Boys of Company B" I THE LYRIC STOCK COMPANY Evening 8:30; 15c, 25c, 35c: Matinee 15, 25c. Farmers 3 Merchants Bank I C. W. MONTGOMERY. Prwident. H. C. PROBASCO. Cashier Safety Deposit Boxes for Rent I jmmii' Every Banking Convenience With new blocks going up on N St., O St. and P St., all east of 13th St: it certainly looks favorable for what has been called "East 0 Street." This district from 14th to 17th is des tined to be the real heart of the city. Naturally this will please the members of "The Booster Club." 8 Open Saturday Evenings 6 to 8 F. & M. Bldg., 1 5th & O Sts. Attend .Lincoln Business College AN ESTABLISHED AND RELIABLE SCHOOL Courses: Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Type- writing, Penmanship, Commercial Law, "rj Office Practice, etc. Catalog Free. 13th and P Sts.. - Lincoln, Nebraska ....The Reimers-Kaufman Co.... Successor, to THE REIMERS c FRIED CO. ( - Sidewalks, Sidewalk Flags, Building Blocks, and Tile Floor Office and Yards, 12th and W Sts. Both Phones. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA ' g00000SO000000000000000000 First Trust B Savings Bank Owned by Stockholders of the First National Bank THE WAKK FOR THE WAGE-EARNER INTEKEST PAID AT FOUR PER CENT Tenth and O Streets 000000000400 O00000000?2090006 Lincoln, Nebraska By C B. BURGESS Copyright. 1910. by American Press Association. The best bluffer 1 ever knew was Ned Thornton of Chicago. One win ter Ned aud I met iu Berlin and went together to a students' ball. While Ned was dancing with a very pretty fraulein a young fellow who evidently had a claim upon her came up to him and said: "I will pigstick you." That's the way they have over there of telling a man that he's got to fight. Ned turned upon him with well as sumed fury and replied: "And I will let the sawdust out of you." Later a dapper officer with a wasp waist stepped up to Ned and handed him a card on which was en graved "Lieutenant Ernst von Batter stein." Ned. understanding that the officer addressed him as bearer of chal lenge, whipped out his own card, on which be had scrawled. "Instructor of Fencing, No. Dearborn Street, Chi cago. U. S. A." You see, Ned had known very well what was coming and with his usual quick foresight had prepared his first move. With a magnificent sweep of his arm he referred the lieutenant to me. and I agreed to meet the gentle man at a cafe in the TJnter den Linden in half an hour. "Ned," 1 protested as soon as we were alone, "you can't bluff one of these young Germans with so palpable a device as that. My opinion is that we'd better Jump the town. You know well enough you've never han dled a foil in your life, and at shoot ing you couldn't hit a ten story build ing at ten paces. We don't duel any in America, and it's no disgrace to flee from these fellows who do. All we have to do is to lose ourselves for the rest of the night and take an early train in the msrning." "Oh. there's some better way out of It than that Do you know what Gen eral Grant said when going to attack his first enemy? He said that the oth er fellow was probably as much scared as he was, and so he went on. Well, I've put at least the probability into this young man's head that I'm an ex pert, and if he doesn't believe me he won't be sure that I'm not. You go and talk with his second and hear what he has to say." I met Von Batterstein and to help Ned on in his game assumed a confi dent air. I said as little as possible, for when a man is playing a desperate game it's best to let him do it all him self. The slightest interference with Ned In this instance might cost him bis life. When the lieutenant asked what weapons my friend as the chal lenged party would choose I simply replied." "Foils, of course!" and as to other details I left them entirely to him. except that the affair should be settled at once, as my man bad an en gagement in Paris with a pupil who needed his services in an affair of the same sort. I flattered myself that this was keep-f ing up the "Instructor In fencing" Il lusion pretty well. If the principal on the other side had been an officer in the army the pretense couldn't be re lied on, for a soldier can't very well back out from sure death. But the would be pigsticker was a civilian, and that wasn't so bad. The officer didn't appear in the least frightened, but he was not the man who would have to meet a fencing master. It was arranged. In order that Ned should meet bis engagement In Paris, that we should be at a rendezvous where such affairs are settled at 6 o'clock the same morning. 1 went back and reported the outcome to Ned. "What are you going to do?" I asked. "You're certainly not going to let this fellow run a sword through your vi tals." "Oh. I'll keep up the bluff till the last minute, and if the thing goes against me I'll find a pretext to slide out with honor." At 5:30 we took a carriage and drove to the rendezvous. I had left the pro curement of the weapons to the enemy, saying that my principal could fence as well with a cutlass as a foil and I would rely on them for weapons. When we got on the ground the pig sticker was looking over a stock of foils and testing them, evidently think ing that if he was to meet a fencing master who didn't care whether be used ' a foil or a cutlass he must be carefully armed. It looked to me that the bluff game was up and Ned would have to wiggle out. Just before taking position Ned sent me to the enemy to say that since he didn't wish to kill his antagonist be would give him the choice between losing an eye or having his nose cut off. I was to bring back word which f these the pigsticker preferred to lose. I saw by the appearance of the prin cipal on the other side when this cool proposition was announced to him that we had made a break. Von Batterstein took it to him, and tbey stood apart talking earnestly. I was In suspense as to the issue. Presently the lieuten ant came to me and said that his prin cipal bad decided that the contest was too unequal to be undertaken and that since his enemy was about to leave for Paris the cause of the dissension would be removed. Well, there was more palaver, but that was the end of It. The principals shook bands, and Ned invited the pig sticker If he ever came to Chicago to visit bis academy on Dearborn street. By F. A. MITCHEL Copyright, 1910. by American Press Association. I am known as Mesereau the climber. The guide upon whom I always re lied when climbing iu the region about Interlaken was Carl Weber, a German Swiss. He was brave and faithful, and I became very much attached to him. I had him with me in every climb I made out of Interlaken to the summits of the Wetterhorn, Eiger, Monk and Juugfrau. And frequently when I attempted ascents in the south ern Alps I would send for him to come to me. He always responded with alacrity, and I knew that he would rather guide me than any one else. After an adventure we had on the Matterhorn his affection for me was greatly enhanced. We were alone on the side of that razor backed peak when, walking on a snow edge, a crust gave way beneath me, and I fell. Weber, knowing that the only way to prevent his being dragged after me was to throw himself on the opposite side, did so. There we hun, each dangling over a precipice divided by a sharp edge of rock.' Unfortunately Weber's right arm had become caught in a loop of the rope and a bone snapped. "Herr." he called, "I cannot pull myself up. My arm is broken. 1 think there is snow beneath you. The rope must be cut. You will fall a short distance and may not be hurt." "And you?" ' "I shall go down a thousand feet." "Then the rope shall not be cut. I will go up band over hand and, strad dling the edge, will pull you up." This I did. I expected Weber would be overjoyed at bis escape, but he did not appear to be so much pleased as one would suppose. "Ach!" he exclaimed bitterly. "I shall never be the same man after having been saved by one I have guid ed." This was the last time Weber and 1 ever climbed together. Not long aft erward, while conducting a party of Englishmen to the summit of Mont Blanc, the snow gave way beneath them, an avalanche was started, and they were all lost. Weber's body was found buried under thirty feet of snow, head down, his alpenstock held tight in the grip of his icy hand. On hearing of my faithful guide's death 1 resolved that I would never climb again. This was partly because to climb' without Weber would not be enjoyable and partly because his death caused me to realize that there is no safety In Alpine climbing even with the best guide. 1 refrained for two years; then, business calling me to Europe, I found myself near my be loved Switzerland in the summer sea son and ran down to Chamonix for a visit. Unluckily for my resolution while at Chamonix I fell in with a party about to climb to the summit of Mont Blanc. I stood looking up one morning at the magnificent sight of the mountain on which Weber had met bis death, greatly tempted to make one more as cent. I wondered If the soul of my guide, freed from flesh and the at traction of gravitation, was flitting over the cliffs, sailing through the vast splits between the peaks, revel ing in being able to go like a bird wherever it pleased. Then came to me a superstitious dread lest if I wait I should meet with misfortune. I determined to adhere to my reso lution to climb no more, when one of the party began to talk with me about the trip and when I spoke of remain ing below manifested some surprise that such a "noted climber" should be content to see others go without going himself. This decided me to be one of the party. We made the Grand Mulets, the but built for a halfway stop, by evening and started the next morning under a cloudy sky for tbe summit. Within an hour we were enveloped in by far the worst snowstorm I bad ever en countered in any of my ascents. It was like an American blizzard, the snow falling in miniature spirals and deepening so rapidly that we soon found moving in any direction diffi cult I have never before seen Alpine guides thoroughly frightened. "We must return to the Grand Mulets," they all said, and, turning, we began to descend. But how could we de scend any more than ascend, not be ing able to see a distance of ten yards? If we stopped we would be overcome by the snow. If we proceed ed we would likely go Into a crevice or over a precipice. And what was the use of moving when we did not know which way to move? I went out on a circumscribed ex ploring trip and stood apart from the rest awed by the whirling snow, when I heard a voice a voice fa miliar, never to be forgotten. "Herr," folgen sie mich!" (Sir, fol low me). At that moment I saw through tbe snowflakes a vague form a short dis tance before me. Calling to tbe oth ers to come. I followed It they trail-j lng in behind me. There were heights above and chasms below, but we walked near them without dan ger. . And there before us, flickering,! now fading, disappearing, but always reappearing, was the figure. Within twenty minutes we reached: the -Grand Mulets. Who or what led us to safety I leave for the reader to surmise. A IBERTY9 FLOUR vH.O.BARBER & SONS Nuf f Sed Read THE WAGEWORKER m i WARM WEATHER WORRIES v Are now beginning. They'll multiply unless you divide them. While' you are dividing them we will subtract We Take Away Discomfort We Add Comfort A Gas Range in the Kitchen adds to the Housewife's joy of living. A cool kitchen maketh a good-natured cook. Take out the steel range and cast-iron cook stove that broil the cook while boiling the food and SUBSTITUTE a Gas Range. MAKE HOME HAPPY By making the Housewife comfortable. Fuel Gas is cheaper than coal. It is cleaner, easier to handle and safer to use. Four Thousand 'families will bear witness to the facts. Once used, never abandoned. Let us figure with you in replacing your steel range with a Gas Range. We furnish the fuel You touch a match. We court investigation. Lincoln Gas & Electric Light Company Open Evenings The Wage worker Publishing Co. Does Fine Commercial Printing 1705 O St Auto 2748 f