TRIED REMEDY FOR THE GRIP. m isr COLD VERY LIKELY. Nelly They say he has turned over a new leaf. Ned He's so economical I'm afraid he'll use the same one over again. DOCTOR'S BES1 FORMULA For Remarkably Quick Action on Colds and Coughs. This prescription will frequently cure the worst cold In a day's time and it is a sure cure for any cough that can be cured. "Two ounces Glycerine; half ounce Concentrated Pine; Put these into half a pint of Rood whiskey and use in doses of teaspoonful to a table spoonful every four hours. Shake bot tle well each time." Any druggist has these ingredients in stock or will quick ly get them from his wholesale house. The Concentrated Pine is a special pine product and comes only in half ounce vials each enclosed in an air tight case; But be sure it is labeled "Concentrated." This formula cured hundreds here last winter. Fog-Eye's Plaintive Protest. Fog-Eye Smith of northwest Wy oming bore an appalling facade. Ilia stylo of beauty was a blight. Depend ing upon his horrific exterior, he was in the habit of trying to awe newcom ers. On one occasion, affecting some displeasure at the manner in which a pallid stranger watered his liquor, Mr. Smith announced, frowning, that un less he detected immediate amend ment he would send the neophyte home in a market basket. "Which I'll sure tear you up a whole lot," said Fog-Eye. Half an hour later Mr. Smith was found groping about on the floor under the poker table, hunting for his glass eye, and muttering to himself. The stranger asked with some evi dence of impatience what new line of sentiments Mr. Smith was now har boring. - That injured resident, glaring malevolently from beneath the furni ture, replied: "Which I sure do hate a man with no sense of humor." His Faoe Was Turning Yellow Someone told him that sallowncss was caused by un Inactive liver. He began taxing natuivK B KWMbJU. ins natural color returned, his brain cleared. His liver was attain active. NK tabluts never fall to correct the liver, they remove the bile. aid digestion and tone the system. Better than Fills for Liver Ills. Tnko one toniKht 'i4 you'll feci letter in the morning Get .- sac Box. All lirUKKists. The A. tl. JUewi .Jediclne Co., St. Louis, Mo. Luck. "Does you believe it's lucky to see de new moon over you right shoul der?" "Sho I does." reulied Mr. Erastus Plnkney. "Dese here Btormy days you's lucky to see any kind of a moon anyway." Washington Star. Children Who Are Sieklv. Mothers Hhould never be without box of Mother tlray's Hweet Powders for Children. They break up colds In 4 hours, cure Feverish- ntwa. Constipation, Meaduche, Teething Dis orders and momach Troubles. Over 10,(00 testimonials. At all Druggists. tSc. Ask 1o- unjr. c-ampia mailed f KKJb. . Address, Aiwa d. uimHca, Hoy, I , . Hearth may be wealth, but that isn't what makes the doctors rich. ? C30K)IIS7 1 PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Idtfljvrs and beuutiftcs the hair. iTumtxe s laxtimtu pvwin. Ncv,r Fells to Restore Gray M.ti tn It Yrmthftil rnlm Ciuv KRlp diwnni a iiair fidUnf I ATA ENTERPRISE IS NOT LACKING Many Projects of Much Importance Are Going Forward in Latin America. Somebody has said that Chile will go on making money out of her nitrate fields till some near-sighted German several thousand miles away discov ers how to make nitrate out of air. A syndicate of certain members of that always painstaking and ingenious race is approaching this discovery by preparing to make commercial fer tilizer our of the locusts of the Ar gentine Republic. It is said that lo custs contain about 14 per cent, of nitrogen, and there are no end of them in the Argentine. Echoes of business come up front most of the South American cities, according to Collier's. Buenos Ayres Is building another fine new avenue, to be known as the Avenida Centen- ario, in honor of the City's one hun dredth anniversary. The Bonaerenses are also to have 15 more hospital ambulances, so pleased were they with those recently sent down from the United States. Valparaiso, struggling to repair the de struction of the earthquake three years ago, has placed a loan of $3,000,- 000 to carry on the work. Pernambuco, which has always been without a harbor, has begun the construction of a new port works to cost over $16,000,000. Lima reports that the Chinese, who have been flock ing there of late as they used to flock to California, have gone into the shoe- making business and set up more than 20 cobbler shops near the central market Missionaries, Babies, Babel. Many interesting features were ad vertised in connection with a conven tion of foreign missionaries home on a vacation. "Hut the most interesting of all was a sidelight on the regular convention," said a woman who at tended the meetings. "The married members of that, mis sionary band brought their small chil dren to the hall and left them in the rear room in charge of a kindergar ten teacher. Those youngsters had been born in heathen lands and had spent the three or four years of their little lives there. They had picked up the language of the natives, and when their shyness wore off and their tongues limbered up a miniature babel seemed to have sprung up in that back room. Greenland's icy mountains and India's coral strands and a score of uncivilized places in between were represented with a vengeance. The little people had been accustomed to the aboriginal languages and they spoke them in preference to English. Gradually it dawned upon them, how ever, that they possessed a common tongue and finally all warmed up to English, but previous to that their at tempts at conversation were a queer study in primitive languages." Knew His Men. The little army of ragged and starved patriots refused' to cross the icebound Delaware. "Come on, my braves!" shouted the colonial' officers. "Remember we strike for our homes and liberty! Remem ber our cruel wrongs! Remember what a victory would mean to those home!" But still the ragged army moved not. "Tell them to remember that this is Christmas night, and that yonder the enemy are feasting and carousing before tables groaning with viands and good liquors!" whispered the commander-in-chief, "and that unless they embark at once and make all haste, those guzzling Hessians and British gastronomical monstrosities will con sume everything!" . The announcement of this caused a wild scramble for the boats, and in less than three hours Trenton was captured. This demonstrates the marked executive ability of George as commander. Women 8wlmmers. "The Korean women are the best swimmers in the world," said a life guard. "The Korean pearl diving is in their hands. They swim they don't boat they swim out to the pearl fish eries at Quelpart lugging baskets with them. After this swim of half an hour they dive down 50 feet and fetch up queer one-shelled pearl oysters as big as babies. They dive till their baskets are full the baskets are corked to keep them afloat and after three or four hours work they swim back home with their catch. The big one-shelled oysters are valuable as pearl mine and as food, too. A half dozen Koreans will sit down to an oyster as gayly as you or I sit down to a boiled lobster. Sometimes when the great shellfish is eaten raw it quivers and moans slightly as the knife is plunged into it." A Tragic Comedy. An incident possessing all the ele ments of farce has just ended tragical ly in New York. A well-known poli tician, returning home late, entered his block of fiats, and reached, as he sup Dosed, his own front door. This he opened, and then he walked in. The tenant, however, had had a previous alarm of burglary, and had just pur chased a revolver for self-defense. He was aroused by the noise of the door shutting, and, jumping up, exclaimed: "Who's there? Answer, or I fire." The unfortunate politician, who was deaf, paid no attention, but thinking he was in his own room calmly struck a match. He was promptly shot dead. What made the affair possible was the fact that all the door locks in the j building were of the same pattern. UNCOOKED MEAT VERY DANGEROUS FEARFUL SUFFERING CAUSED BY EGGS OF PARASITE WHICH IT MAY CONTAIN STATE MENT BY A PRIEST. Omaha, Neb., Feb. 2. Probably the most unusual feature of the excite ment that has been created by L. T. Cooper's visit to this city is the re moval of parasites or tape worms by bis preparations. During the early part of Cooper's stay in Omaha individuals who were taking "New Discovery," as it is called, thought either to himself or to physi sians throughout the city immense parasites that had left the system after using the medicine. Many of these people were fright ened, and cases of this sort became so numerous that Cooper finally made the following statement for publica tion: He said: "In every city I visit j these things are brought to me within a few days after my medicine is sold in the city. They are what Is known as the tape-worm, and grow to an enormous size. "Few, indeed, realize how prevalent these creatures are. I think I have been, the first to demonstrate what a large factor they are in the poor health of this generation. I believe that fully one-half of the chronic stomach trouble now so universal is caused by these parasites. "Individuals may have them for years and not be aware of the reason for their continued ill-health, but at tribute it to many different diseases, when in reality one of these creatures Is robbing them of their vitality. "These parasites are taken into the system in uncooked food or raw meat, in the form of an egg, which hatches almost immediately. People suffering from them experience a feeling of lassitude and are extremely nervous. The action of Cooper's ' 'New Discov ery' seems to be fatal to these great worms, and in most cases a few doses of the medicine drives the creatures from the system. I wil have hundreds of them brought to me before I leave the city." This grewsome prophecy has been amply verified, for not only, hundreds but thousands of Omaha people have been relieved of some of these fearful parasites since taking Cooper's prep aration, and the entire city has been aroused by the fact. Some of these parasites are of such enormous size as to startle the im agination. The statement of Father John Baptist Arnolis, one of the best known and best beloved priests in this seotion of the country verifies this. His statement, among others given to a reporter, was as follows: "For years I suffered from what I thought was a general" run-down con dition of the system caused by stom ach trouble. I felt extremely tired all the time, and it was a great effort to attend to my duties. I would wake up in .the morning feelipg as worn out as when I went to bed. If I stood for any length of time I would have pain in the lower part of my back, and would have to sit down. "I was very nervous and depressed In spirits, and was troubled with dizzy spells. I would see spots before my eyes when I stooped over and raised up quickly. I had a very irregular ap petite, and would have palpitation of the heart after ascending the stairs. "The talk about Cooper's prepara tions was so universal that I decided to try some, although I do not take patent medicines as a rule. I took four doses of the 'New Discovery' as it is called, and . a tape-worm about sixty feet in length left my system. "I am very thankful for this great relief, and now I know what has been the cause of all my suffering." The story of Father Arnolis is a fair sample of the experience of an astonishing number of Omaha people and Cooper's preparations are selling here in immense quantities. It is now estimated that he has sold one hun dred thousand bottles to date in this city alone, and the sale is still in creasing. Certainly Not Present. It was in one of the colored schools ol Baltimore, and the teacher was an inexperienced one. There was talk ing among the little negroes before her. "I want absolute silence," she said severely. Still the talking continued. "I want absolute silence," she re peated again. At the third demand one very small girl spoke up boldly. "Assalute Silence ain't hyar," she said. "She's got de toofache." Lip pincott's Magazine. CLIP THIS OUT Renowned Doctor's Prescription for Rheumatism and Backache. "One ounce Syrup Sarsaparilla com pound; one ounce Toris compound; Add these to a half pint of good whis key: Take a tablespoonful before each meal and at bed time; Shake the bot tle before using each time." Any drug gist has these ingredients in stock or will quickly get them from his whole sale house. This was published previ ously and hundreds here have been cured by it. Good results show after the first few doses. This also acts as a system builder, eventually restoring strength and vitality. Probably a Female "My wife looks very Doctor." poorly, you think, doctor?" "Yes, I do." "What do you think she needs?" "A new hat and a new dress!" Yonkers Statesman. EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO HE HAD LESS THAN 3 DOLLARS HE IS NOW ONE OF THE RICHEST FARMERS IN SASKATCHEWAN, CENTRAL CANADA. Arriving in Canada in 1891, just eighteen years ago, E. A. Guillomin could speak but his native language. He is a Frenchman. He had but a little over two dollars in his pocket, thus being .short over seven, dollars of the ten dollars required to secure en try for a homestead of one hundred and sixty acres. He eventually bor rowed the money and near Forget, Saskatchewan, he started life in Can ada on the homestead in which to-day he is the fortunate possessor of fifty quarter sections of land, or 8,000 acres. Now Mr. Guillomin did not acquire all these acres as a result altogether of his farming operations, which were extensive. He looked with satisfac tion upon what he was doing on his limited area, he was saving, careful, and had foresight. Surrounding land could be had for about $3.00 per acre, and he continued buying as his sav ings would permit, until now he has fifty quarter sections, some of which he can sell at $25.00 per acre. Threshed Fifty Thousand Bushels. This year he was engaged in thresh ing on his place for 54 days. He threshed out 50,000 bushels of wheat, of which he sold 34,000 bushels, one train load, at a price varying from 84 to 87 cents per bushel. He has on hand still 16,000 bushels. In addition to wheat he raised 30,000 bushels of oats, 7,000 bushels of barley and 500 bushels of flax. He owns 104 horses and a number of cattle, but since the construction of the railway he has been engaged chiefly in raising wheat. This year he bought his first thresh ing machine, paying for it the sum of $2,100. He estimates that the ma chine earned for him this fall $3,000, thus paying for itself in one season and leaving $900 to the good. The weather was very propitious for farm threshing, not a single day being lost in the two months which were spent in this work. The wheat averaged 23 bushels to the acre and graded No. 1 and No. 2 Northern. In the past nine years seven good crops have been har vested on this farm. For six succes sive years the returns were excellent, that is in the . years 1901, 1902, 1903, 1904, 1905 and 1906. In the two fol lowing years there was a partial fail ure. As the years have passed the quality of the buildings on the farm have been steadily improved, and are now as good as can be found in the district. About $10,000 has been in vested In this way by Mr. Guillomin. The -farm consists of 6,880 acres, of which about 6,000 acres were under crop this season. Nil Desperandum. Percy Parkington rose and brushed the dust from .his knees. Then, draw ing himself up to his full height, he gazed resentfully upon the form of Miss Muriel Muggins, who nonchalant ly fanned herself the while. "Very well, Miss Muggins," came in bitter tones from Percy. "Oh, very well! You have spurned me, it is true! Indeed, you have spurned me twice! But, though despair eats my heart, I shall not die! I mean to go into the busy world. I will fight! I will win! My name shall become known, and my riches shall become envied " "Pardon me for interrupting you, Mr. Parkington," interjected Miss Muggins, "but when - you shall have accomplished all that, you may try me again." Lippincott's. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward tar any esse ot Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. We. the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly hon orable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm. W aiding. Kinnan a Marvin. Wholesale DruKKbts, Toledo. O. Han's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting llrectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the System. Testimonials sent tree. Price 76 cents per bottle. Sold by all DruKKists. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. . Not the Proper Atmosphere. j Overheard outside St. Ann's church yesterday: First City Man Are you going in to hear the archdeacon to-day? Second City Man No, I think not. It puts me in the wrong frame of mind for business for the rest of the day. Manchester Guardian. FILES CUBED IN O TO 14 DATS. PAZO OINTMENT 1 s guaranteed to cure any case f ltcnmir, jsilna, Hleeainft or 1'rotruaing fU Ilea la tsouaaysor money rerunaea. mm. To learn to work and, work cheer fully is the central lesson of life. Cowen. We would all write our names on the scroll of fame hut for the innum erable tribe of elbow joggers. WHY suffer with eye troubles, quick re lief by using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. 25c. All druggistsorHowardBr08.,Buffalo,N. Y. He loves his country best who strives to make it best. Ingersoll. DOCTOR YOURSELF when you feel a cold coining on by taking a few doses of Perry Davis' Patnki'ler. It Isbetter than Quinine and safer. The large GUc bottles are the cheapest. Time cannot remove kindly acts from a grateful heart. Royston. Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing; Ptyrnp. For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In flammation, allay s pain, cures wind collu 25c a bottle. It might improve the pound cake to hit it with an ax. PUTNAM Color more goods briphter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c packaoe colors all fibers. They aUfWrment without ripping apart. Write for Iras iwoUet How to Dye, Bleach and Mix Colon. MOM Pleasant Syrup of iFigs , and Elixir . of Senna appeals to the cultured and the well-informed and the healthy because its component parts are simple and whole some and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance. In its production a pleasant and refreshing syrup of the -figs . of California is unit ed with the laxitive and car minative properties of certain plants known to act most bene ficially, on the human- system, when its gentle cleansing is de sired. To get its beneficial ef fects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drug gists; one size only, price fifty cents a bottle. The name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is always plain ly printed upon the front of ev ery package of the genuine. (aliornia LOUISVILLE, KY. SAN FRANCISCO 'THE1 icL ;STEAWyv"vV THE NEW COIFFURE. "My hair's exactly like a turban, isn't it?" "Exactly. You can even take it oft." SUFFERED TERRIBLY. How Relief from Distressing Kidney Trouble Was Found. Mrs. Elizabeth Wolf, 388 W. Morgan St., Tipton, Mo., says: "Inflammation of the bladder reached its climax last spring and I suf fered terribly. My back ached and pained so I could hardly get around and the secretions were scanty, fre quent of passage and painful. . I was tired all the time and very nervous. I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and after taking a few boxes was cured and have been well ever since." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. - Why "Potter's Field" for Beggars. It is not because the beggar fails to make money that he finally lands In the potter's field. "Any good, indus trious beggar," says Mr. Forbes, "can and does make a great deal more money than the average workingman." But the trend of the beggar is down ward, and in the end he is pretty sure to become a hopeless wreck and a derelict. Associate with men of good Judg ment, for judgment is found in con versation. And we make another man's judgment ours by frequenting his company. Fuller. ALLEN'S Z.VNO BALSAM .rill enre not only a fresh cold, but one of those stub born coughs that usually bang on for months. GlTS It a trial and prove Its worth. 26c, 60c and tl.U0. Some cemetery janitors, unless closely watched, raise vegetables In the rich graveyard mold. a fnan can always flatter his wife by being jealous. FADELESS l(ereshM Beneicial, Syrup (p. NEW YORK. N. Y. The RAYO LAMP n a high-grade lamp, told at a low price. There are I amps that cost more, but there is no better lamp af any price. The Burner, the Wick, the Chimney-Holder all are vital things in a lamp; these parte of the RAYO LAMP are perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the art ol lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as a light-pving device. Suitable for any room in any house. Kvery dealer everywhere. If not at yours, -write fur descriptive circular to the nearest Agency of the STANDARD QIL COMPANY , Incorporated) . Nebraska Directory A California Man writes to the Uncle Sam Breakfast Food Co. "I find yonr food the best remedy for CONSTIPATION as well as the most palatable Breakfast Food on the market, and recommend same to my friends." (Signed) E. Moran, Los Angeles. What more could be said. Ask Your Grccsr JOHN DEEI1E PLOWS ARE THE BEST ASK TOUR LOCAL DBAIHB OR JOHN DEERE PLOW CO., OMAHA, NEB. Doatrico Croamory Co. Pays the highest price for Keisters Ladies Tailoring Oa1Imva At 1548 O St, Lincoln. Neb., LlOIIBlIB Teaches Cutting, Fitting. wv,,wOw Furnishing and Pressing ol all garments thoroughly, at ridiculous!, low prices. Call or write for catalog. MRS. BARBARA E. HAYS, MGR. General Machinists, HERBERT E. GOOCH CO. BROKERS AND DEALERS Grain, Provisions, 8tocks, Cotton Main Office. 204-208 Fraternity Bids. Lincoln, Nebraska. Bell Phone 513 - Auto Phone X6u0 Largest House in State. . PATENT Rook and Advice 1 Inakktlomn, Washington. D.G. lfist.4Urrs. BesVref orences. if afflicted with) Thsmsisn, Cwa HfsfAr ore eyes, use W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 6-1910. dye in cold water better than any other dye. Voa Can ( ROE DRUB CO.. Qulncy, llllnolm. n uenerai Macmntsts, fpaw y. Model Makers, WMk J Auto Repairing, EMTl rirl Bra WfflflJ fST Rubber 5C ITV Stamps. 8Un- "lnn? Kr ls. Trade -""yit1, , Check, Badges, Kte. wBtmmJb 1028 M 8treet, Lincoln -