r A Diagnosis. "How's yer 'usband after the acci dent, Mrs. Ginnerty?" "Faith, sonietoimeb lie's bettaer an' aometoimes he's wurse, but from tbe way be ytls an' takes on -when he's betber, Ol think he's betber when he's wurse." Kansas City Journal. Tbe old proveVbs depend largely on the point of view. For Instance, you can't convince a mouse that a black cat brings good luck. Money talks in spite of tbe fact that lots of men want to keep it quiet Mr. Wlnslosr's Soothing Brrnp. for rhlldrea leetDlu, softens the gums, reilnce h SaauuaUou,aliajfeuala, cures wladcollu S&cabotUe. Hope Is a magic lantern which often shows impossible pictures. Aa Ideal Present NO STROPPING NO HONING KNOWN TH WORLD OVER Dbonchial Troches Aa fcnoudlate rtuat lot Homnm, CmIii, Sere Throat. Bronchial and ArthnuMe Xm.m.. a. aritcla of aupcrior mrt. abaokmlr fcee front aur Price, 25 cents. 60 cents and $1,00 per baa. Sample malkd on request. JOHN I. BROWN St SOW. Boran. Maw. W. N. U. LINCOLN, NO. 4-1910. When shown positive and reliable proof that a certain remedy had cured numerous cases of female ills, wouldn't any sensible woman conclude that the same remedy would also benefit her if suffering with the same trouble ? Here are two letters which prove the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. , i Jdown, suffered from pains in her side, head and limbs, and could walk but a short distance at a Itime. 8 tie came very near Having: nervous prostration, had beirun to cough a good, deal, land seemed melancholy by spells. She tried I two doctors but I Lydia E. Pinknaui's vegetable Compound, IBlood Purifier and liver Pills she has ira J proved so much that she feels and looks like another girl." say a few words in praise of your medicine. When I began taking it I had been very sick with kidney and bladder trou bles and nervous prostration. I am now taking the sixth bot tle of Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and find myself greatly improved. My friends who call to see me have noticed u great change." Mrs. A. H. Sanborn, Irasburg, Vermont. We will pay a handsome reward to any person who will prove to us that these letters are not genuine and truthful or that either of these women were paid in any way for their testimonials, or that the letters are published without their permission, or that the original letter from each did not come to us entirely unsolicited. What more proot can any one ask ? For 30 years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. No sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and' has thousands of cures to its credit. I " a Mrs. Pinkham Invites all sick women ' j,- m to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs, Pinkham, Lynn, Mass. r (Jit.s ITHE' STEADY WHITE 1JCHT' Save the Baby Use VO. U5T Kltt TOR Q.t.fiS Should be given at once when the little one coughs. It heals the del icate throat and protects tbe lunfs from infection guaranteed cafe and very palaiable. All Drescfets. 25 seat. f,TT'OT7 A GOOD COUGH MIXTURE. Simple Home-Made Remedy That la Free from Opiates and Harm ful Drugs. An effective remedy that will usu ally break up a cold in twenty-four hours, is easily made by mixing . to gether in a large bottle two ounces of Glycerine, a balf-ounce of Virgin Oil pf Pine compound pure and eight ounces of pure ; Whisky. This mix ture will cure any cough that is cur able, and is not expensive as it makes enough to last the average family an entire year. Virgin Oil of Pine com pound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co., Cincinnati, O. That's the Question. Wife You were late last night. Hub Beg pardon, my dear. As I came in the front door the clock struck 11. Wife But what time did you arrive at tbe head of tbe stairs? t Gastronomic. ' "What belle of the season do you find most attractive?" "The dinner bell." ' One way to acquire a reputation for amiability is to agree with every sim pleton you meet. CCRFTr IN 6 TO 14 DATS. PAZO OlNTMBNTIsirnarnnteed to curs any aaaa nf ltctiiW. Blind. Hlet-dlntf or Protruding Files in itoltdajrsoriaoue? refunded. - fills. Nothing that was worthy in tbe past departs no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. Carlyla. Fitchvllle, Ohio. -"My daughter was all ran got little lielp. Since taking; Mrs. C. Cole, Fitchvllle, Ohio. Irasbunr, Vermont. "I feel It my duty to 1 SPIVS' The RAYO LAMP u a high-grade lamp, told at a low pike. There are lamp that cost more, but there ia no better lamp at any price. The Burner, the Wick, the Chimney-Holder' all are vital things in lamp: these part, ol the RAYO LAMP are perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the art oi lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as a light-giving device. Suitable (or any room in any house. K.very dealer everywhere. If not at yonrs,wrft for defieri pttvu ci roular to the nearest Aicency of the STANDARD OIL COMPANY IncorooratecU WHAT'S Your Health Worth? You start sickness by mistreating nature ana it generally shows nrst in tne Doweis and liver. A loc box (week's treatment) ot CASCARETS will help nature help you. They will do more using them regularly as you need them than any medicine on Earth. Get a box today; take a CASCARET tonieht. Better m the morning. It tbe result that makes millions take them. 831 CUT THIS OUT, mail It with your address to Bterllng Hemedy Co., Chicago, 111., aDd receive a aaaUsome aouvuuir gvid iiou liuu X'ataK. NO LOSS POSSIBLE EVERY CARE IS EXERCISED IN UNITED STATES MINTS. The Smallest Particles of Gold and Silver That Escape in the Minting Are Recovered Through Vari ous Processes. It has been aptly said that no miser guards his treasure more religiously than Uncle Sam watches over the precious metals that Dass through his ! mints. Then, too, the precautions against waste are almost innumerable. Kvery evening in each of the mints of the United States the floors of the melting rooms are swept cleaner than a New England housewife's kitchen. The dust is carefully put aside and about once in two months the soot scraped from every flue is transferred to the same precious dust heap. This is. then burned, and from its ashes the government derives no inconsiderable income. The earthenware crucibles used in melting are employed no more than three times. They are crushed beneath heavy rollers, and in their pourous sides are found flakes of the precious metal. In the . melting room, when ' the casters raise their ladles from the melting pots, a shower of sparks fly from the molten surface of the metal. For the most part they are bits of in candescent carbon, but clinging to the carbon is often a minute particle of metal. Lest such particles should escape, the ashes and clinkers below the furnaces are gathered up at night. This debris is ground into powder by means of a steam crusher and then is sold to a smelter, like ordinary ore, at a price warranted by the assayer. The ladles that stir the precious metal, the big Iron rods, the strainers and the dippers, all are tested in a most curious fashion. After consid erable use, they become covered with a thin layer of oxidized silver, closely resembling a brown rust. The imple ments are then laid in baths of a solution of sulphuric acid, which eats away the iron and steel and leaves the silver untouched. Gradually the ladle, or whatever the implement is, will disappear, and in its place remains a hollow silver counterpart of the original, delicate as spun' glass. These fragile casts re produce the ladle with perfect accur acy in all its details, although their surfaces are perforated with innum erable little holes. Scarcely have they been molded, however, before they are cast into a crucible, to become in time dollars, quarters and dimes. In one corner of the melting room there is a large tank, into which new ly-cast silver bars are dropped and j left to cool. Infinitesimal flakes of silver scale off and rise to the surface of the water, which acquires the metallic luster of a stagnant pool. Here is silver that must not be lost, so beneath the pipe through which the tank is emptied is banked a thick lay er of mud. As the water filters through it, the mud retains the pre cious residuum. Four times a year this mud is removed, and each ex periment discloses the fact that some $50 has been saved. Wet and Dry Moons. There is an old superstition, which dies hard, that the position of the horns of the new moon tells what the weather will be; if the horns of the crescent are on the same level, it will hold water, and hence it Is a dry moon; but if it is tipped up, then the water1 will run out, and It is a wet moon. One thing has helped keep this be lief alive; the moon is "dry" in the part of the spring that is usually fair, while it is "wet" during the season of autumn rains. If this were a sure sign of the weather we could have our predictions years in advance, for an astronomer can predict the exact position of the moon at any time in the future. The cause for the different positions of the crescent is simple: The moon is south of the son in the autumn and north of it in spring. The crescent is found by the light of the sun falling on the moon, and the horns are natur ally in a line perpendicular to the di rection of the sun from the moon. That is all there is fo it. Farms Without Children. Seventy-two houses, 13 of them empty, on 11 miles of road through excellent farming country, is what a correspondent in Moravia regards in his lecture as a typical situation in this state. The farmers down that way are in a large measure elderly men. Among the original families deaths are more common than births. The problem of getting help on the farm is a distressing one. Mr. Par ker suggests that men must be hired from the city or village. And of all the unhappy details of the unhappy situation the most so is the fact that in the 11 miles there are only 25 persons less than 21 years old. Homes in a city where children might be, but are not, are deplorable, but such homes in tbe country are not only lacking In one of the things that make home happy, but are without one of the greatest sources of the farmer's wealth, and are denying to the nation what has been the basis of its greatness, farm-bred boys and girls. Syracuse Post Standard, Never Dined There. "I understand you dine with Come up very often, and I know he keeps a good table. But has he a good cellar to go with, it?" "I don't know. They always put the table in the dining-room when , I'm there." 90,000 AMERICAN SETTLERS GO TO CANADA THE YEAR 1909 HAS SHOWN AN INCREASE OF OVER EIGHTY PER CENT IN AMERICAN SETTLEMENT. Recent advices from Canada, our next door neighbour, the neighbourly country across the boundary line, are that upwards of ninety thousand settlers from the United States went into Western Canada during tbe past year, most of them for the purpose of taking up and settling upon the va cant lands, 160 acres of which are given free by the government, and lands adjoining held by railway and land companies are selling at from nine to fifteen and twenty dollars per acre. Even if thirty and forty dollars per acre were paid, the price would be low, as the lands produce wonderfully, and at these higher figures there is a large interest on the money and labor Invested. The ninety thousand set tlers of last year, followed about sixty thousand of the previous year, and for several years the number has been running into these large figures. There must be a reason for it. It may be found in tbe single phrase, "they are satisfied." Nothing attracts people more than the success ot others, and the news of this reaching other thou sands, causes them to investigate. The investigation in this case is always satisfactory. The splendid land of Iowa, of Indiana, of Nebraska, Kansas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio and other States has risen to a high value, and it is worth every dollar asked for it. But there is not room now for all on these lands. With the ever increasing demand for grain, there comes the ever increasing de mand for land. Canada is the only country on the continent in a position to supply it. ; Land there that costs, say fifteen dollars an acre, produces on a reasonable calculation, 25 bushels of wheat to the acre, or about $20.00. The most liberal calculation as to cost makes the cost to produce $7.50 per acre, leaving a balance of $12.50 per acre. The $7.50 carries good wages for the farmer, and all other conceiv able contingencies. With conditions like this, covering the entire area of about 500,000 square miles, it is read ily understood why 90,000 Americans should follow the sixty thousand of the previous year. Canadian Govern ment Agencies at different points in the Union are always ready to give in formation regarding the free home stead lands, ready to advise the set tler as to the districts which would wit him best. - After the Hunt. , Provided with some trophies of the chase in the shape of rabbits. Rev.' Sanford C. Hearn, pastor of the First Methodist Episcopal church, Yonkers, proceeded to dress them for dinner in the parsonage cellar. His small son watcacd the father's work with inter est. ; Going upstairs, the youngster called his mother. " "Oh, mamma," said he, "what do you suppose papa is doing?" "I can't guess, child. What is he doing?" "Well, he's just skinning, shaving and cutting up cats.'' - A Question of Time, "How much does it cost to get mar ried?" asked the eager youth. ; "That depends entirely on how long you live," replied the sad-looking man. How loafers grate upon the nerves of a busy person. 1 When He Courted You WW If he realized the V anxious to have the to restore her to true womanly health. Most men don't know that when a woman 41 despondent, there is invariably something radically wrong with the delicate feminine organs with which her entire physique is in sensitive sympathy. - V There is one, and just one remedy, tried and proven, that will put things right when tbe feminine organism is weak or , diseased. It is Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. This medicine restores perfect health to the weakened or , gans and makes them strong. It makes wifehood happy, and motherhood easy, child-birth short and almost painless. It helps to make real "new women." An honest druggist won't urge 1 upon you a substitute. This "Favorite Prescription" extract of native medicinal roots cohol, iniurious or habit-formine its ingredients printed on its attested as full and correct under oath. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and strengthen Stom ach, Liver and Bowels. Easy to take as candy. PUTNAM FADELESS;DYES Color more goods briohter and faster colors than any other do. One 10c package colors all Bbeis. Theii better ttansns other dr. Yoo ess TS any garment without rippinaapaib Write lor tree booklet-How to De. Bieachand Mix Colors. - tOHHOE DRUG CO., Qulnoy, tllnolm. Though a man may become learned by another's learning, he can never be wise but .by his own wisdom. Mon taigne. DAVIS PAINKIU.ER has no substitute. No other remedy Is so effective for rhenruutlRm. lumbago, stillness, neuralgia or cold of aj3 j sorb. Put up In 25c, S6c una bUo bottles. Most of a man's friends are of the long-distance variety. A Woman's Diplomacy. It was the Chicago man's turn, and he told this one: "Diplomacy, you know, is a remark able agent. The other day a lady said to her husband: " 'James, I have decided to do with out a new fall dress, and with the money it would cost I shall have mother here for a nice long visit.' "James turned on her excitedly. 'What, wear that old brown clotb thing another season? I guess not!' he ex claimed, vehement1?. 'You go right down to your tailor's to-day and order something handsome. Remember, please, that as my wife you have a certain position to maintain!' "The wife bowed her head in sub mission. On her lips played a peculiar smile.'' Llppincott's Magazine. His Discovery. The swell son of the household had just been initiated into the art of cleaning his own teeth with the soft little brush bis mother had bought him. Hearing the baby cry lustily a few minutes later the mother ran into the nursery, only to find the nursipg bottle on the floor and Johnny, toothbrush in hand, leaning over the crib of the screaming infant. "Oh, muvver!" he cried, anxiously, "baby must have been borned wifout any toofs!" . He Was an Old Hand. "Do not anger me!" she sternly.. said, "How am I to know when you are angry?" he asked. "I always stamp my feet," she an swered. "Impossible," he said. "There isn't room for a stamp on either of them!" That fetched her. Lippincott's. 'There Is more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly railing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis ease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by P. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo. Obio. la tho only Constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fail to cure. Send lor circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druwsists. 76c. Take Hall s Family Fills for constipation. Period of Joy for Casey. Casey's wife was at the hospital, where she had undergone a very seri ous operation a few days before. Mrs. Kelley called to inquire as to Mrs. Casey's condition. v "Is she restin quietly?" Mrs. Keljey asked. "No, but I am," said Casey. If You Are a Trifle Sensitive About the size of your shoes, many people wear smaller shoes by using Allen's Foot-Ease, the Antiseptic Powder to shake into the shoes. It cures Tired, Swollen, Aching Feet and gives rest and comfort. Just the thing- for breaking iu new shoes. Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample sent FREE, Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. ' Easily distinguished. "This," remarked Mr. Cane, "is my photograph with my two French poodles. You recognize me?" "I think so," said Miss Softee. "You are the one with the hat on, are you not?" ONLY ONE "BEOMO QUININE." That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Iax for the signature of K. W. GKOVU. Used the World over to Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c. What a glorious country this would be to live in if turkeys were as easily raised as cats! DOST SEOLECI THAT COUGH ' It certainly racks your system and may run Into something serious. Atltn's Lima Halaattx will check it quickly and permanently, itor sale at all druggists. Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith let us dare to do our duty as we understand it. Enthusiasm is the poultice men ap ply of their scars.. ; He didn't complain if you were a little despond' ent or irritable at times. Now he does. He's the same man. He didn't understand then. , He doesn't now. Then he thoiio-ht it was ca price and liked it. Now he thinks it is caprice and doesn't like it. But now he's busy getting money. full truth he would be more than wife he loves take the right remedy is weak, nervous, irritable and makes is a pure glyceric and contains no al drugs. A full list of 1 outside wrapper and- 66 It California If erer you wished for a home In Callfomi n, send for free information abont the greatteat Irriga tion, colonizing- and home-making enterprise 'ever undertaken. In addition to their great Buceess in irrigating 400,000 acres in thn Twin Falls Country, Idaho, the Kuhns are irrigating 850,000 acres in the Sacramento Valley. Send names of friends. Easy terms to settlers. We want ewu cuirJr H. L. Hollister, Dept. K, 205 LaSalle St, CUcago, EL CHICAGO MERCHANT MAKES STATEMENT. After Spending Thousands of Dollar and Consulting tne Most .Eminent Physicians, He Was Desperate. CHICAGO, ll-LS Mr. d. Q. Becker, of 1 34 Van Buren St., a well-known wholesalo dry gooda . dealer, states as follows: "I have had catarrh for mors) than thirty years. Have tried everything on earth and spent thousands of dollars for other medicines and with physicians, without getting any lasting re lief, and can say to you that I ' have found Peruna the only rem- : edy that has cured me . per- :'... manently. ..,.". ', I ' - "Peruna has also ; cured my - wife of catarrh. She always keeps ! ', : it in the house for an attack of i cold, which it invariably cures in very short time." ion Vanishes Forever Prompt ReEef PenaasKBt Car CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS net fail. Purely veget ables act surely but gently on the liver. Stop after. tiinnr distress 4 cure nidi. ' an improve the complexion- bnsiitesi i eye, assail flu, 9mall Dass, Ssaafl rrses GENUINE mutt bear signature : : Nebraska Directory After Curing Yourself of CONSTIPATION by using , Uncle Sam Breakfast Food You will continue to use it because it is a delightful breakfast dish. If you don't know it's merits : ask your grocer He Certainly Kuans " J0I1H DEERE PLOWS ARE THK BE8T ASS TOUR LOCAL IMSALBB OF JOHN DEERE PLOW CO., OMAHA, NEB. Doatrieo Croanory Co. Pays the hlgneat price lor J HERBERT E. GOOCH CO. . BROKERS AND DEALERS Qraln, Provisions, 8tocka, Cotton Main Office. 204-205 FratsraHy Bids. Lincola. Nebraska. Bell Pbone 513 Auto Fhona MM Largest House In State- ; UESTEtHl CAADH What Prof. Shaw, tha WattMCnowa AgH- ( culturlst. Say About Its I would sooner raise cattto In Wwten van a a man in tne corn dvic tne umtea macea. a caa M cneaner ana oiiium better for the rarpoee. Your market will tm prove faster than tout farmers will prodaoetbe supplies. Wheat can be grown np to theA0tnpa ellel 800 miles north of the International bounds aryl. Sour vacant land will be taken at a rat beyond present concep tion. ' jWe have enongh people In the United Htnfcsta a Irmt wnn want homes o take np this land." Mmrlg 70.000 Amerissss will enter and make t heir homes in Wnstern Canada this year. crop of wheat, oats and barler, lu addition to which the cattle exports was an immense Item. Cuttle raising, dairying, mixed farm ins end grain jrrowxna In the provinces of Manitoba, Saskat chewan and Alberta. Free homestead aiid me-emp tion areas as well as lands held by railway and land companies, will provide homes for millions. mm Adaptable soil, healthful cli mate, splendid schools and churches, and good railways. For settlers rates, descriptive literature ".Last Best West.' how to reach the country and other par ticulars, write to Sup't of Inuml gration Ottawa, Canada, or to the CsnarltaTi (ioreroment Agent. , W. V. BENNETT Soon 4 1st lldt. Omaha. Its. (Use dress nearest yon.) lUUw pixxiucea nnouier utrvn PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM and nesntuus usa a limiariaai ClUWU. Tfvtra Vsaflm to Bestaro Ol Baiv to its Tonthiuf Color. Cares scalp dissosu hair sbUIss) fluc,tnafumw uiiiihi DEFUKCE SttRC.-.o.Tt -other starches only It ounces game price an4 DEFIANCE" 18 SUPERIOR QUAUTVa 1 Now or Never!" -Aniens 1 s a U mi. w VRSak ill IIIIaTTSMr. "