Father's Method.
During a recent slight Illness the
flve-year-old Teddy, usually so amiable,
flatly and obstinately refused to take
bis medicine. After a somewhat pro
longed and ineffectual argument with
him, his mother at last set the glass
of medicine down, leaned her bead on
her hands and "played" that she was
crying.
A moment passed, and the tender
hearted Teddy, unable longer to bear
the sight of his mother's stricken atti
tude, Inquired, "What's the matter,
mother, dear?"
Without removing her hands from
her eyes, she replied: "I'm grieved
that my son won't take his castor oil
for me."
Whereupon Teddy sat up lu bed and
offered consolingly: "Ob, I wouldn't
feel badly if I were you, mother, dear.
Father will be home soon and he'll
make me take if The Delineator.
PROVED OCULIST WAS RIGHT)
Important to Mother.
Kxamlne carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that It
Bears the
Signature of
la Use Tor Over ;jO Years.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought.
Real Art.
"Smith's a born liar."
"Jones has hiin skinned, lie learned
his lying at college, and scorns the
crude, natural methods." Exchange.
A noble life, crowned with- heroic
death, rises above and outlives the
pride and pomp and glory of the
mightiest empire of the earth. Garfield.
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Frea to Our Readers.
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write all about V'our Kye Trouble and
they will advise as to the Ivuwr Appli
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tell you that Murine Relieves Snro Kyes,
8troriKthena Weak Ryes, Doean't Smart,
Soothes Bye Pain, ami sella (or 50o. Try
It In Your Eyoa and In Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Kyellda and Urauulatlon.
On the Best Authority.
Miss Rogers How did you imagine
anything so beautiful as the angel In
your picture?
I Artist Got an engaged man to de
scribe his fiancee to me.
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Book and Advlo FRKK. ,
alek V Ltrntaw, Vu&bi.tiKlon,
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Nebraska Directory
The Ohio State
Chemist says
Uncle Sam
Breakfast Food
X.
"Has a high Food Value and
contains no deleterious in
gredients." Hundreds testify to the value
of Uncle Sam as a cure for
CONSTIPATION.
Ask Your Grocer
RUPTURE
WOl cured in a
jaw daya wlthont a aurglcal operation
or detention from business. No pay
will be accepted until the patient is
completely aatiatied. Write or call on
FRANTZ H. WRAY, M. D.
Roam 306 Bee Bids., Omaha, Nab.
Doatrico Creamery Co.
Pay a the highest prlea for
JUo J on wait lira Bst Cora B holler mumI? If so.
MARSEILLES CORN SHELLER
Write for catalog or see year looal dealer.
JOHN DEERE PLOW CO.. OMAHA
KODAKS AND KODAK FINISHING
Mall orJfn given tmAcIal Mntlon. All kinds
nuueur auppnea uneuy irusi. nena ior catalogue.
LINCOLN PHOTO SUPPLY CO.
Llnooln, Neb.
LtalnTann8iyJKH
Specialty. Hlg'-est Price paid for Hides.
Fteud or prleea and taga.
HENRY HOLM. 134 So. Sib Street, Lincoln, Nab.
Patient Gifted with Double Sight
Took Early Opportunity of Secur
ing Benefit Thereof.
A well-known oculist of New York
city tells a story of one of his pa
tients who proved rather more than
a match for him. The patient was a
quaint old fellow from one of the
rural counties of the state, 50 years
of ,age or more, who strolled leisurely
into the doctor's office, and after tak
ing an optical inventory of the place,
including the doctor himself, re
marked that he was afraid that his
eyes were "gitting a lettle out o
kilter," and he guessed the doctor had
better "take a peek at them."
He was seated and, as a prelimi
nary, was invited to look through a
prism at a photograph.
'Why, now," said he, after squint
ing awhile, "this is curious. I see
two photographs. What makes me
see like that?"
The doctor, who is something of a
humorist and inclined to be jocose
with certain of his patients, replied
that this phenomenon was certainly
very interesting, and that while pos
sibly it indicated some slight abnorm
ity, it yet had its compensating ad
vantages.
"With double vision you have a
great) advantage over me, for example,"-
he continued, smiling, "for you
will be able to see twice as many
beautiful things in the world as I can.
You will have twice as many friends.
Your family will be doubled. You will
have twice as much real estate and
two pocketbooks instead of one, and
when you hitch up your horse to
drive out, you will have a span."
The old fellow did not say much
in reply but seemed to be pondering
it; and meantime the doctor com
pleted his examination and having
made the appropriate prescription it
came time to receive his fee, which in
this case was ten dollars.
Very slowly the old man still
pondering, drew forth a roll of bills,
and carefully selecting a five looked
hard at It for some moments then
proffering it said quietly: "Here's
your ten dollars, doctor." Youth's
Companion.
Suddenly Saw the Light.
The drowsy afternoon calm of Mag
istrate Harris' office was rudely brok
en by a very stout woman who tore
through the door in a mood for which
indignant or angry adjectives are far
too mild. She was furious, says the
Philadelphia Times. ,
Rustling up to the magistrate she
smacked her hand loudly on the desk.
"She called me a tropple," she shout
ed, "and I want her to prove it."
."Who? What?" exclaimed the mag
istrate, rousing himself from a revery
on the recent unsuccessful campaign
for an increase of magistrates' sal
aries.""
"Mrs. Blank, that pesky neighbor ol
mine; that's who. She called me a
tropple and "
"A what?" asked the puzzled magis
trate. '
"A tropple!" roared the woman, "dc
you hear? A tropple! tropple! and i
want "
"Madam," interrupted the magis
trate, "my jurisdiction extends only
to words in the live language aid
Latin and Greek are dead. Good day."
As the woman flounced put Magis
trate Harris brought his fist down on
the desk with a bang.
"By golly!" he said, "she meant
trollop."
American Money in Canada.
The Toronto Monetary Times has
been investigating American invest
ments in Canada and finds them to be
at least $236,000,000. To collect the
necessary information certain forms
were sent to every United States firm
Saving a branch in the Dominion, in
addition to letters and forms sent
to more than 500 correspondents.
From the data received it appears
that in British Columbia mills and
timber Americans have invested $50,
000,000 and in mines $50,000,000; in
Alberta in land deals, $10,000,000 and
in lumber and mines, $50,000,000; in
the Dominion proper, $5,000,000 in
packing plants and $4,000,000 in im
plement distributing houses. In Brit
ish Columbia in land deals $2,000,000.
In addition, Americans have 168 com
panies with an average 'capital ol
$600,000, aggregating $100,800,000.
Cost of Students' Living.
In Vienna a student can board for
$40.60 a month; in other Austrian
towns for $24.36. Kates in Russia run
from $38.60 to $52.11 in St. Peters
burg, and this includes service, heat
ing and light, in Moscow the cost is
$36.67; outside of Moscow, $27.02;
Odessa, $52.11. - Mexico, including
washing, $42.50; Argentina, without
washing, $57.90; Uruguay, board and
lodging,. $29.15 to $31.08. The Paris
Student association schedules New
York, without luncheon and washing,
at from $?,0.SS a month to $38.60.
An Expert.
"Do you know what to do if the ca
should break down?" asked tht
thoughtful, mother of the young man
who was going to take her daughter
out in his new Napier.
"Certainly," he answered.
The young people were quite late in
returning. The fair young daughter
rushed into her mother and said:
"Oh, mamma, the car did break
down! But Jack knew exactly what
to do! We we are engaged!" Pick-Me-Up.
London's Telephones.
At the beginning of the present
year there were 163,208 telephones in
use in London.
BACKACHE A SIGNAL OF DISTRESS
A WARNING THAT MUST NOT BE IGNORED
Pain i7i the back is the kidneys signal of distress. If this
timely warning is ignored, kidney disease silently fastens
its deadly grip for kidney sickness first shows itself in
pains and disorders in other parts, and the real cause is too
often hidden until fatal Brighr's disease or diabetes has set
in. Suspect the kidneys if you are rheumatic and nervous
or have lame back, painful, too frequent or scanty urination,
weak heart, dizzy spells, headaches, bloating or neuralgia.
What you want is a special kidney medicine not an
experiment, but one that , has stood the test for years.
Doan 's Kidney Pills relieve weak, congested kidneys cure
backache regulate the urine.
A KIDNEY REMEDY OF 75 YEARS' EXPERIENCE
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS began curing lame backs and sick kidneys 75 years ago. The demand
lead a nearby druggist, James Doan, to prepare it for sale. From him the magic formula passed to the pres
ent proprietors. Now, as in those early days, Doan's Kidney Pills are made from only the purest drugs
and are absolutely non-poisonous. They are used and praised all over the civilized world.
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS MAKE LASTING CURES
EveryPicture
Tel Is A Story.
I X.it fEm 1 fi.
J. R. Black, 1005 E. Sixth street, Topeka,
Kansas, says: "In the spring of 1899 Doan's'.
Kidney Pills brought me such great relief that I '
did not hesitate to make the fact known and give
this remedy my most earnest endorsement. In
my statement I said that for three years I had
suffered from kidney complaint. I bad a dull
grumbiing ache across the small of my back that
greatly inconvenienced me when reaching and
straining in doing my work. An annoying kidney
weakness was also in evidence and it was out of
the question for me to sleep well. In the morning
I was all tired out and it can be seen that I was
in bad shape. The use of Doan's Kidney Pills
quickly and surely drove away these symptoms of
kidney complaint and I have since been in good
health. ..
The foregoing statement was given in March
1905, and when Mr. Black was interviewed on
Nov. 12, 1008, he said : "I have never had a
return attack of kidney complaint and I know that
my cure is a permanent one. My faith in Doan's
Kidney Pills is stronger than ever.
Mrs. James Crooks, First St,, N. W.', American
Fork, Utah, says, "I had kidney complaint for ten
years or more. Sometimes a twinge darted through
the small of my back and I often became so helpless
that I was compelled to go to bed with my clothes
on. The attacks often lasted for days at a time
and I could not even stoop to put on my shoes.
My condition was certainly alarming. The secre
tions from my kidneys were irregular in passage
' and contained a heavy sediment after standing. I
well know what the misery kidney, complaint
causes and I can therefore appreciate the merits
of a remedy that cures this disease. Doan's
Kidney Pills lived up to the claims made for them
in my case and effected a cure. My kidneys were
restored to a normal condition and my health
greatly improved." (Statement given Aug. 2-2,1007.) 1
On Aug. 24, 1909, Mrs. Crooks was interviewed
by one of our representatives and she said: "It
gives me pleasure to reendorse Doan's Kidney
- Pills. They cured my backache and my health ,
is now good. Other members of my family have
taken this remedy with decided benefit. "
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HiS VISIT MOST OPPORTUNE
Another Day's Delay and the Result
Would Have Been Unfortunate
For the Physician.
A lady was very solicitous about her
health. Every trifle made her uneasy,
and the doctor wag called imme
diately. . The doctor was a skillful man, and
consequently had a large practice. It
was very disagreeable to him to be so
often called away from his other cases
for nothing, and he resolved to take an
opportunity of letting the lady see
this. One day the lady observed a red
spot on her hand, and at once sent
for the doctor. He came, looked at
her hand, and said:
"You did well to send for me early."
The. lady looked alarmed and asked:
"Is it dangerous, then?"
"Certainly not," replied the doctor.
"To-morrow the spot would have dis
appeared, and I should have lost my
fee for this visit."
WITH THE BOHEMIANS.
The Poet Just avoided a serious ac
cident, old chap. While the wind storm
was raging the fence blew down and I
had to dodge a billboard.
The 'Artist You are lucky, my
friend. In a few hours I'll have to
dodge a boardbill.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the par. There Is only one way to
cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Kustachtan Tube. When this
tube Is Inflamed you have a rumbling ecund or Im
perfect -hearing and when It is entirely slosed. Deaf
ness Is the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing
but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We win give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHE.NEV & CO.. Toledo. O.
Sold bv DruffKists, 75c.
Tate Hall's Family puis for constipation.
Fair, Fat and Tide-y.
A Kansau sat on tho bench at At
lantic City watching a fair and fat
bather disporting herself in the surf.
He knew nothing oi tides, and he did
not notice that each succeeding wave
came a little closer to his feet. At
last an extra big wave washed over
his shoe tops.
"Hey, there!" he yelled at the fair,
fat bather. "Quit yer Jumpin' up and
down! D'ye want to drown me?"
Everybody's Magazine
Good Example.
Mr. Crimsonbeak Here's an Item
which says the swan outlives any
other bird, in extreme cases reaching
300 years.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak And remember,
John, the swan lives on water.
Tightness across the chest means a cold
on the lungs. It means misery and dis
comfort every minute, if nothing worse.
What's the answer? Rub the chest with
Hamiins Wizard Oil quick.
Calumny is not only the greatest
benefit a rogue can confer on us, but
the only service he will perform for
nothing. Lavater.
PII.KS CUBED IN TO 14 DATS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding lJjg in
a to lsdays or money refunded. fiOo.
Every mother knows a lot of good
rules for raisins other people's children.
Caveln Swallows Tree and Yard.
A novel mine accident occurred at
Luzerne, Pa., during the night when,
following a cavein in the Black Dia
mond coliery, the entire front yard at
the residence of N. C. Honeywell, an
apple tree 20 feet high, a coal shed,
the fence, two cellar walls and a large
portion of the cellar entirely disap
peared. Not even the . topmost
branches of the apple tree are visible.
Fortunately the house, although
greatly shaken, stood and the occu
pants were able to get out safely.
In the morning they abandoned lb
The subsidence is now 30 feet deep.
It is spreading slowly and it is feared
adjoining residences will be affected.
-Sermons are. based upon texts;' po
litical speeches upon pretexts.
T'KRRY DAVIS' PATK IT.IFR
when thoroughly rubbed In relieves strains and
sprains in Joints or muscles from any cause. All
druggists, 2&35.50C sizes. Large bottles the cheapest-
Absence of occupation is not rest; a
mind quite vacant is a mind distressed.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces In
flammation, allays pain, cures wind oolio 25c a bottle.
A small boy never looks comfortable
in his Sunday clothes.
If
Readers
of this paper de- .
airing t o buy
anything adver
tised in its zolumn should insist upoa
having what they ask (or, refusing all
substitutes or imitations.
PATENTS
Inventors' book free. Baelai
at Boob, Pat. Attys., Its-IM
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VV. N.U., LINCOLN, NO. 3-1910.
Stomach Blood and
Liver Troubles
Much sickness starts with weak stomach, and consequent
poor, impoverished blood. Nervous and pale-people lack
good, rich, red blood. Their stomachs need invigorating
for, after ll, a man can be no stronger than his stomach.
A remedy that makes the stomach strong and the liver
active, makes rich red blood and overcomes and drives
out disease-producing bacteria and cures whole multi
tude of diseases. y:-- : "
Get rid ot yoar Stoataeb WtmUmemm mad
Liver Lazlaems by taking a courue of
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
the treat Stomach Restorative, Llwer
Invltorator and Blood eieaaser.
You can't afford to accept any medicine of snlmosm
orp3sition as a substitute for "Golden Medical Diacov
' cry," which is a medicine of known composition, having
a complete list of ingredients in plain English on its bottle-wrapper,
same being attested as correct under oath.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pelleta regulate and Invigorate Stomach. Ltnr
mod Bowrnla. i
Still in the Family.
Among the domestic duties of a
young husband is the careful supervi
sion of the toilets of his wife's two
dogs, one a Great Dane and the other
a by no means diminutive St. Bernard.
"Oh, Marie,"- shouted hubby from
the yard late one afternoon, "there's
not a flea on the dogs now!"
"How splendid!" shouted back
Marie. "Not a single flea?"
"No!" yelled Tom. "They are all
on me!"
Not a Model Family.
"Your father doesn't think you have
been especially well behaved," said
the small boy's uncle.
"I know that," answered the preco
cious juvenile. "But things I have
heard mother say make me think he
isn't any great judge of high class deportment."
A TRITirSO COUGH will become a perma
nent ono unless stopped. Allen's Lang Balsam will
snrely stop it. A 26c bottle is large enough for that.
Sold by all druggists, 26c, 60c and $1.00 battles.
An Obvious Proposition.
. "Have you a plain cook?"
"You bet she is. My wife wouldn't
have any other kind In the bouse."
TO curb: a cold in owe; DAT -
Tako LAXATIVE BKOMO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money If it fails to cure. J. W.
GBOVB'S signature is on each box. 25c.
Sometimes a roan's wisdom Is due to
the possession of a clever wife
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The RAYO LAMP is a higfi -grade lamp, sold at a low price.
There are lamps that cost more, but thereis no better lampatt any
price. The Buraer, the Wick, the Chimney-Holder aH am
vital things in a lamp; these parts of the RAYO LAMP are
perfectly constructed and there is nothing known in the ait of
lamp-making that could add to the value of the RAYO as
light-giving device. Suitable for any room m any house.
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