The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, November 27, 1909, Image 7

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    QUEEN OF ACTRESSES
PRAISES PE-RU-NA.
i sVSsT Ju,la
. fMarlowe
cm jteif ft write my indorse
ment ot the great remedy, Peruna. t
do mo most heartily." Julia Marlowe.
Any remedy that benefits digestion
Strengthens the nerves.
The nerve centers require nutrition.
If the digestion is impaired, the nerve
centers become anemia, and nervous
debility is the result.
For
Pain
in
Chest
For sore throat, sharp pain
in lungs, tightness across the
chest, hoarseness or cough,
lave the parts with Sloan's
Liniment. You don't need to
rub, just lay if on lightly. It
penetrates instantly to the seat
of the trouble, relieves conges
tion and stops the pain.
Here's the Proof.
Mr. A.W. Price, Fredonia, Kans.,
says : "We have used Sloan's lini
ment for a year, and find it an excel
lent thing for sore throat, chest pains,
colds, and hay fever attacks. A few
drops taken on sugar stops cough,
tag and sneezing instantly."
Sloan's
Liniment
is easier to use than porous
plasters, acts quicker and does
not clog up the pores of the skin.
It is an excellent an
tiseptic remedy for
. asthma, bronchitis,
and all inflammatory
disease of the
throat and chest;
- will break up the
deadly membrane in
an attack of croup,
and will kill any kind
of neuralgia or rheu
matic pains.
An drnnrteta steep
Sloan's Liniment,
rices 25c, 50c, 4S 1.00.
Br. Earl S. Sloan,
BOSTON. MASS.
ri
Regard Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment
as unrivaled for Preserv
ing, Purifying and Beau
tifying the Skin, Scalp,
Hair and Hands, for Sana
tive, Antiseptic Cleansing
and for the Nursery.
BoM throurtout th. world. Depots: London. 87,
Chsrierhouwi l ; Parts. , Hus d la Pan; Austra
lia, R. Towns Co.. Sylnoy: India. P. K. I'aul,
CaWta; China. Hong Kn Uni Co.: Japan.
Maniv. Ltd.; Tokki; Ruiwla, Ferreln, Mosrowi
to. Africa, Lnnon. Ltd.. tape Town, etc.; I'.KJk.
wotter limit A cb.m. corp., Hole Pro pa.. Boston. '
SaTPutt i'ras. CuUcura booklet ua Ui kJua.
si n
IS
orini
WAY ALWAYS OPEN
ONE . MAN'S SOMEWHAT GREW.
SOME VIEW OF LIFE.
With What He Supposed Was Dose
of Deadly Poison in His Pocket,
' . ' the World Took On a
Rosy Hue.
"Every man should have a hobby,"
said the fat man. "Now, mine's sui
cide." The thin man nearly swallowed his
cigarette.
'Suicide? You? Well, of all the
freaks I ever heard of!"
'Certainly," continued the fat one,
placidly, as he munched his chicken
croquette. "That is what makes me
so happy and take so cheerful a view
of life. You have no idea what a
comfort it is to me. I used to be thin,
you know, like you, and could never
eat chicken croquettes or souerkraut
and frankfurters they gave me a
fearful indigestion. That was because
I was always worrying about some
thing. Then all of a sudden, this idea
occurred to me about suicide. I de
cided to commit it. I forget now
whether it was a business trouble or
a girl I think it was a girl. I asked
a medical student friend of mine
what was the surest and neatest way
to croak and he said 'cyanide of po
tassium.' I asked him would be give
me a little hunk and he promised to
steal it out of the laboratory first
chance he got.
"Now, you may not believe it, but
just as soon as I had that piece of
white crystal in my pocket, I began
to be a different man.- Instead of
taking it that night, as I had intend
ed to, I Just wrapped It up in a piece
of tissue paper and put It in my pock
et to use next day. I wrote a parting
letter to the girl yes, I'm sure now
it was a girl and decided to have
one good night's rest, anyway. Well,
the next morning it was a beautiful,
sunshiny day and everything looked
kind of different. My mood had
changed and I decided to wait a little
wh",e and see if anything came of the
letter. Nothing at all happened and
then I found I'd forgotten to mail it,
so I let it go. Things kind of straight
ened themselves out and I was real
glad I hadn't wasted the cyatfide.
"I hadn't carried the thing around
with me more than two weeks before
I began to get fat. You see, nothing
bothered me. Whenever I felt real
down and out all I had to do was
make up my mind to swallow the
crystal and I'd take it out of my
pocket and have a look at it and put
it back again till to-morrow. It was
the open door to freedom the escape.
It made me independent of every
thing and everybody. It's really a
marvel for chirking a fellow up."
The thin man laid down his knife
and fork.
"Well, I'll be Say! Have you
got it with you now?"
"Sure! I may use it to-night if this
deal with Skrubbs doesn't go through
Here it Is." And he held out in his
hand a nice little piece of washing
soda. "My friend the medical stu
dent," he added hastily, replacing the
crystal in his pocket, "told me to be
awfully careful and not show it to
any one."
"I don't wonder," said the thin man
without a smile. "It might cost him
his reputation as a chemist." ,
Napoleon and the Canal.
The steadily increasing estimates
as to the final cost of the Panama
canal serves to keep that projected
waterway very much in the public,
eye. But probably very few know
that if an ambition which had been,
cherished by the late Emperor Napo
leon III. had ever reached fruition
there probably would never have been
any attempt to cut a canal across the
Panama Isthmus.
It was after Prussia had defeated
France that Napoleon conceived the
project of opening a canal through the
Nicaraguan route. It seems that the
Idea first occurred to Napoleon while'
he was a prisoner in the fortress of.
Ham. At that period he filled bis
time with schemes for great under
takings, and to a friendly navy offi
cer who visited him la his cell he re
vealed his plan for a Nicaragua
canal. On reaching England after his
release he printed his plans, calcula
tions, and surveys, together, with a.
map, which eventually came into thej
possession or a Mr. Haynes of Man
Chester street, Manchester square.
Jerrold's "Life of Napoleon" makes
brief reference to this ambition of Na
poleon, and says that political events
put a stop to the enterprise.
At the Milliner's.
An Atchison woman who has a sin
cere desire to the economical, says the
Kansas City Journal, took a blue
feather, some velvet, and a rose to a
milliner, asking the milliner to fur
nish the shape and trim it. The
woman was proud of the feather, the
velvet, and the rose, as they were as
good as new, but the milliner cast just
one glance at them, and then the worn
an began to apologize. "Apologies
are not necessary," said the milliner
icily. "You surely don't expect me to
use anything like that!" And the worn
an didn't. Another woman said to
her milliner, bravely: "I want a hat
that doesn't cost a cent over five dol
lars." "W-h-a-t!" screamed the mil
liner. "I mean," stammered the worn
an," "that doesn't cost over $15." "Oh
well, that's better," said the milliner,
Louder Yet.
Murray Hill You know, money
talks.
I , Cherry Hill Yes, but poverty uses
a phonograph.
THANKSGIVING DAY I
Canada's Day of Thanks a .Month Ear
lier Than In the United States.
For some reason better known to
the Canadians themselves than to the
people on this side of the line, our
Canadian cousins celebrated their.
Thanksgiving a month or more earlier
than we do. It may be that the Cana
dian turkey had become impatient, and
sounded a note of warning, or it may
be that the "frost on the pumpkin" de
clared itself. But whatever the reason,
their Thanksgiving day is past. It may
have been that the reasons for giving
thanks so much earlier than we do
were pushing themselves so hard and
so - fast that the Canadians were
ashamed to postpone the event. They
have had reasons, and good ones, too,
tor giving thanks. Their great broad
areas of prairie land have yielded in
abundance, and here, by the way, it is
not uninteresting to the friends of
the millions of Americans who have
made their home in Canada during the
past few years to know that they have
participated most generously in the
'cutting of the melon." Probably the
western portion of Canada, comprising
the provinces of Manitoba, Saskatche
wan and Alberta, have the greatest
reason of any of the provinces to ex
press in the most enthusiastic manner
their gratitude. The results in the
line of production give ample reason
tor devout thanksgiving to Providence.
This year has surpassed all others in
so far as the total increase in the coun
try's wealth is concerned. There is no
question that Providence was espe
cially generous. The weather condi,
tlons were perfect, and during the
ripening and harvesting period, there
was nothing to Interfere. And now it
was well it was so, for with a demand
for labor that could not be supplied,
there was the greatest danger, hut
with suitable weather the garnering of
the grain has been successfully accom
plished. There have been low gen
eral averages, but these are account
ed for by the fact that farmers were
indifferent, relying altogether upon
what a good soil would do. There
will be no more low averages though,
for this year has shown what good,
careful farming will do. It will pro
duce 130 million bushels of wheat from
seven million acres, and it will pro
duce a splendid lot of oats, yielding
anywhere from 60 to 100 bushels per
acre. This on land that has cost but
from $10 to $16 per acre many farm
ers have realized sufficient from this
year's crop to pay the entire cost of
their farms. The Toronto Globe says:
"The whole population of the West
rejoices in the bounty of Providence,
and sends out a message of gratitude
and appreciation of the favors which
have been bestowed on the country.
The cheerfulness which has abounded
with industry during the past six
months has not obliterated the concep
tion of the source from which . the
blessings have flown, and the good
feeling Is combined with a spirit of
thankfulness for the privilege of living
in so fruitful a land. The misfortunes
of the past are practically forgotten,
because there is great cause to con
template with satisfaction the com
forts of the present. Thanksgiving
should be a season of unusual en
thusiasm." THE "NEW" NOVEL
"Have you .read my last book, Mr.
Goodchild?"
"Well, no er to tell the truth, mv
motner won t allow me to.
Btatk or Ohio Citt or Toledo. 1
Lucas County. (
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is senior
partner ot the firm of F. J. Cheney A Co.. doing
business In the City ot Toledo, County and Stats
aforesaid, ana that snia firm will pay tne sum oi
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS tor each and every
case of CATAKHit that cannot be cured by the use o
Hall's Cataruh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence,
this 6th day ol December. A. D.. (886.
I ' i A. W. QLEASON.
1 1 Notary Pubuo.
Hall's Catarrh Curs Is taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo, a
Bold by all Druggists. 75c.
Has Hail's Family Fills tor constipation.
Afterward.
Bachelor Are wives as expensive
as they are said to be?
Alimony Victim Not while they are
wives.
Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottlo ot
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Bears the -T
Signature of JZa&ffl&Z3UV.
In Use For Over SO Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
' Outclassed.
Solomon mused.
"My decisions are pretty good," he
cried, "but I can't claim to be a Chris
tian judge." '
Therefore he felt himself out of the
running.
Shake Into Your Shoe
Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder.
It makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It
is a certain cure for sweating, callous and
hot, tired, aching feet. Always use it to
Break in new shoes. Sold by all Druggists.
26c. Trial package mailed Free. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, New York.
A philosophical man when consider
ing his own troubles isn't.
If man were not vain the power
of woman would oease. Smart Set.
L,KE S0ME PEELE WE KN0W-
Sambo (to Dinah) You say you
truthful. Yes, sure you be full of
truff, but you never let any out.
A NURSE'S EXPERIENCE.
Backache, Pains in the Kidneys, Bloat
ing, Etc., Overcome.
' A nurse is expected to know what
to do for common ailments, and wom
en who suffer back
ache, constant lan
guor, and other com
mon symptoms of
kidney complaint,
should be grateful to
Mrs. Minnie Turner,
of E. B. St., Ana
darko, ' Okla., for
pointing out the way
to find quick relief. Mrs. Turner used
Doan's Kidney Pills for a run-down con
dition, backache, pains in the sides and
kidneys, bloated limbs, etc. "The way
they have built me up is simply mar
velous," says Mrs. Turner, who is a
nurse. "My health improved rapidly.
Five boxes did so much for me I am
telling everybody about it."
Remember the name Doan's. Sold
by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
In the Country. .
Mrs. -Knicker What do you suppose
It was that Katy did?
Mrs. Bocker Left, of course. Har
per's Bazar. ,
Pettit's Eve Salve fon 25c.
Relieves tired, congested, inflamed and
tore eyes, quickly stops eye aches. All
druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Well Posted.
"Is he well posted?" '
"Yes, at every club he belongs to."
Harvard Lampoon.
AtI.EN'8 LUNG BALSAM
will cure not only a fresh cold, but oneof those stub
born coughs that usually hang on for months. Give
it a trial and prove its worth. 2oc, 5Uc and S1.U0.
To consider anything impossible
that we cannot ourselves perform.
' Mrs. IVInriow'a Soothing Syrup.
For children teetblng, Bof tens the gurus, reduces fn
Oanomatioa, allays pu&, cures wind coUo. 25cauotUe.
The greatest necessity in a woman's
life is love.
WANTS HER
LETTER
PUBLISHED
For Benefit of Women who
Suffer from Female Ills
Minneapolis, Minn. "I was a great
Batterer from female troubles which
caused a weakness
and broken down
condition of the
system. I read so
much of what Lydia
E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound
had done for other
suffering women I
felt sure it would
help me, and I must
ray it did help me
wonderfully. My
cains all left me. I
f ew stronger, and within three months
was a perfectly well woman.
"1 want this letter maoe puDiic to
show the benefit women may derive
from Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound." Mrs. Jomr'G. Moldan,
2115 Second St, North, Minneapolis,
Minn.
Thousands of unsolicited and genu
ine testimonials like the above prove
the efficiency of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, which is made
exclusively from roots and herbs.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
not lose sight of these facts or doubt
the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound to restore their
health.
If yon want special advice write
to Mrs. Pinkbam, at Lynn, Mass.
Shewilltreatyour letter asstrictly
confidential. For SO years she
lias been helping- sick women in
this way, free of charge. Don't
hesitate write at once.
Paper-llsngers & Painters
Fen ean greatly Increnee your business with no ex
tra investment ny selling Alfred Peats Prise
Wallpaper. We want one good worker in each
vicinity, and to the first worthy applicant will send
FREE, by prepaid exprAt. five large sample
books showing a 350,0O0.00 Wallpaper Stock
for custom e in to netect from. We oftVr Iileral profits
to our representatives. Answer quick ty that you may
ant tSA surrnrv in vrtnr virinif.v for 1910.
Alfred Peats Co-
PATENTS
OHTATNED OR
NO CIIAKUE MADE
Bend sketch for fwe search and report, also Guide
Book. 11. P. HUN SEA CO., Washington, 1. C.
Best for Children
1-4
CURE
m atsi mucMst tor (ouustjs
Gives instant relief when little throats
are irritated and sore. Contains
no opiater and is as pleasant to take
as it is effective.
All Druffaists, 2B earta.
1
B sS
Silence I
The instinct ot modesty natural to every woman 2a often a
great hindrance to the cure of womanly diseases. Women
shrink from the personal questions of the local physician
which seem indelicate. The thought of examination is ab
horrent to them, and so they endure in silence a condition
Of disease which surely progresses from bad to worse.
It has been Dr. Pierce's privilege to care a
treat many women who have tound a refa$e
tor modesty in his otter ot FREE eonsnlta
tion by letter. Tilt correspondence is betd
as sacredly confidential. address Dr. B. V.
fierce, Buffalo, X. Y.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription restores and regulates
the womanly functions, abolishes pain and builds up and
puts the finishing touch of health on every weak woman
who gives it a fair trial.
It Makes Weak Women Strong,
Siek Women Well.
You can't afford to accept a secret nostrum as substitute
for this non-alcoholic medicine or known composition.
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cured by
these Little Pilla.
They also relieve Dis
tress from Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness, Nau
sea, Drowsiness, Bad
Taste in the Month, Coat
ed Tongue, Pain in the
Side, TORPID LIVES.
They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
CARTERS
llTTlE
IVER
PILLS.
CuilyirdleirS
One gets it by highway men Tens
of thousands by Bad Bowel No dif
ference. Constipation and dead liver
make the whole system sick Every
body knows it CASCARETS regulate
cure Bowel and Liver troubles by simply
doing nature's work until you get well
Millions use CASCARETS, Life Saverl
882
CASCARETS ioc a box for a week's
treatment, all druggists. Biggest seller '
in the world. Million boxes a month
Get More for Furs
sammP One' shipment will oonvinoe yon
T ' t that we pay the highest prices for
furs from 20 to 40 more In
ociutu emu loan any orn;r uowoi
We do not pad oar price list to tempt
ftvne irnpper, dus Kraav wua nua
2 f poBsible on this basis.
- jg We furnish traps, bait anil ether
jV" rJupiniUB tij ctrsu. duuu wuny iur kv
MJ Catalog O and Market Beports and
3
new "Trapper's Guide.' containing
nan.lt 10ft nonoo rf vnlnaKln ti no. una
secrets. Largest in the world in our line.
FnnstenBrot.&Co.t 143 Elm St , St Unit, Mx
SHIP
THE HIOHEST PRICES AND
a nnimrn deal and auick returns.
One hide, one skin or a car load.
Largest niae ana inr nonsein
ihw. Cio matter wneioer you
are a trader or trapper, far-1
imer or dealer we can do you I
good ana mane you money. 1
CARTER'S
CJlTTLE
WlVER
U PILLS.
.IDE
1
o3 Liberty hu
Wear W. L. Douglas comfort
ame, easy warning, common
sense shoes. A trial will
convince any one that W. L.
Douglas shoes hold their
shape, fit better and wear
longer than other makes.
They are made upon honor,
of the best leathers, by the
most skilled workmen, in all
the latest fashions, shoes In
every style and shape to suit
men in all walks of life,
p M ITI nu I The genuine have W. L.
UHU I IU1I Douglas name and price
stamped on bottom, which guarantees
full value and protects the wearer
against high prices and inferior shoes.
ISM nW Cf
From Arctic
Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowing heat
for 9 hours solid brass wick carriers damper top cool handle oil indicator.
Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles.
Every Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Yours, Write for Descriptive Circular V .
to the Nearest Agency of the , , .
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(Incorporated)
" I
HESTER. CANADA
What Prof. Shaw, tha Wan-Known Asit!
culturiat, Says About Iti 1
I would sooner raise eattle in Western
man in tne corn oeit m
tne united states. Jt eao
.is eneaper ana ciimaie
Iiwtter lor tne purpose
your market will lm
J rove raster vnan jour
nrmars will Drodace the
supplies. Wheat can be
grown up to tne ww Pl
til lei 8C0 miles north of
the International bound
ary. Ifour vacant land
will be taken at a rate
beyond present concep
tion. ,We have enough
people) in the United
HtntAa ft Inn a who want
homes to take up this land." Vaarlf
70,000 Jtassricsr.3
will enter and make their homes
In Western Canada this year.
1909 produced another larva
crop of wheat, oats and barley
In addition to which the cattle
exports was an' Immense Item
Cattle raisins, dairying, mixed
farming and grain growing in the
provinces ofManitoba. Baehetr
ebewan and Alberta
Tisnifs fxtnmsBsKtAsai-l fans1 VMMkjsflsnMfcsi
Hon areas as well as lands held
by railway and land' companies, will
provide homes for millions.
Adaptable soli, healthful ell
mate splendid schools and
ihniv.hM. and amnd mllwaviL
literature ".Last J
jror settlers rates, aevonDtivw
iesc
West," how
to reach the country and other par
4-.IotilsM arltA tn Rnn't nt Tmml.
gration, Ottawa, Canada, or to the
fjanaoian wrernment Agem,
W. V. BENNETT
601 few York Lift Mdf. Oaabs,!
(TJse aodi css nearest yon)
You Can Shave Yourself With
NO STROPPING - NO HONING
KNOWN THE
WORLD OVER
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Olesnns and Deoatifies thfj hah.
PrnmAlM si lniirint BTOWfh.
Never Falls to Restore Gray
Hm.iT xo its xoutmuA voios.
Coras scalp diseases hair tUinf
50c, and 1 1-00 at Prnggfats
W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 48-1909.
YOUR,
nd
a
AJO YOU WlXIi GET
SAVE ALL COMMISSIONS.
Itwlllpayyoo to write usforpricellet and
FREE shipping tags. Fur shipments held.
V furs back if our returns 1
rns Xif
en
tiuiae" iree to snippers
r write Tor catalogue oi
tmrtnor Btinnllita.
KAASAB CITY, MO.
I I W I Ba
to Tropics
f s vanaoa
I I i i
in Ten Minutes
. No oil heater has a higher efficien
cy or greater heating power than the
PERFECTION
Oil Heater
'(Equipped with Smokeless Device)
With it you can go from the cold
of the Arctic to the warmth of the
Tropics in 10 minutes.
, The new . ;r''
Automatic
. Smokeless Device
prevents smoking. Removed in an
instant for cleaning.
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