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Usually There Are Other Troubles to
Prove It.
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makes you say:
"Oh, my back."
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nurse, 420 N. 23rd
St., Parsons, Kan.,
says: "For some
time I was annoyed with sharp twinges
across the small of my back and ir
regular passages of the kidney secre
tions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills,
I am free from these troubles." 1
Remember the name Doan's. Sold
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THE CLEVER GIRL.
"Your father ordered some wood
from me this morning, miss. Do you
know whether he wants hard or soft?"
"Oh er not too hard."
New Geyser in Yellowstone Park.
For a few days past there have been
Indications of an eruption of some
kind near the Fountain hotel in Yel
lowstone park, says a dispatch from
Mammoth Hot Springs, Wyo. Now a
new and magnificent geyser has bro
ken out in full force about 100 feet
north of the regular Fountain geyser
near Fountain hotel. This new geyser,
which does not appear to affect any of
the others in that vicinity, played to a
height of 150 to 200 feet, throwing off
immense quantities of hot water, mud
and steam. The new geyser does not
play regularly as does Old Faithful,
but at short intervals, the eruptions
occurring five or six hours apart, and
lasting about one hour.
Many Were Tn the Same Boat.
According to the Saturday Evening
Post, this is a story heard with much
glee by congress during the last days
of the Roosevelt administration:
During the recent cold spell in
Washington, a man, shivering and
lugged, knocked at the door of a K
street house and said to the lady:
"Please, madam, give me something
to eat. I am suffering severely from
exposure."
"You must be more specific," the
lady replied. "Are you a member of
the senate or of the house?"
In the Beginning.
"Yours is certainly an unusual
case," said the lawyer, "and it will be
neccessary to consult a number of
books."
"So?" queried the client.
"Yes," answered the legal light,
"and we will begin with your pocket
book." A Ready Explanation.
"What is the reason you were so
late in discovering the north pole?"
"Well," answered the explorer, "you
see they have such long nights in the
arctic regions that I overslept."
Wherein They Differ.
Her When a man starts to talk he
never stops to think.
Him And when a woman starts she
never thinks to stop.
I think the first virtue is to restrain
the tongue; he approaches nearest to
the gods who knows how to be silent
even when he is in the right Cato.
Devote each day to the object then
In hand, and the evening will find
something done. Goethe.
Paper Bags.
To keep lettuce fresh, put it in a
paper bag, twist the end tight, place
this in another bag, and put in a cool
place, If troubled with ants, place
cake in a box, put this in a strong
paper bag, and hang from a hook. If
you have to work in the kitchen in a
long sleeved waist, slip a paper bag
over each arm, making a hole just
large enough to admit the hand. This
will protect the sleeves and be easily
slipped on and off in case the door bell.
rings. It is an excellent protection
in blacking a stove. Put paper bags
over canned fruit and the color will be
preserved.
Tomato Mustard.
One peck of ripe tomatoes skinned,
six red peppers, boil one hour; then
strain through sieve. Add half pound
of salt, two tablespoonfuls of blacki
pepper, two of ginger, one of all
spice; boil all together one hour and
a half. When cold mix half pound of
ground mustard in one pint of vine
gar; put all together, stir well and
bottle, and it is ready for use.
to on new no me neips.
The clever housekeeper is she who
uses all the modern conveniences she
can afford. The best way to know
what has been done to lighten wo
man's labor is to watch household ad
vertisements and follow them up.
MISPLACED ACT OF KINDNESS
Motherly Woman Meant Well, but
Sequel Made Her Look Like
a Kidnaper.
Paul's mamma at times fairly ex
odes maternity. Her heart goes out
to every child she meets. At least
it did until recently, when she had a
setback that has since held her feel
ings visibly in check. Now if you
qunstioned her in that respect she
would admit sadly that kindness to
strange children does not always pay.
The change of heart arrived because
of an incident on a certain day when,
ferociously riding her hobby of moth
erly kindness to all childhood, she
made a hurried dart across Broadway
to board a certain car.
As she reached the step, breathless
but safe, the vision before her was
that of a large, comely, well-dressed
woman comfortably climbing to the
platform and into the car, utterly un
mindful of the , small, overdressed
child in her wake, endeavoring to
emulate her every action.
With wrath in her heart and tender,
ness in her grasp Paul's mamma lift
ed the child in her arms, and so en
tered the car, setting the small girl in
the aisle as she took her seat. As
she did so the child for the first time
turned, and. looking her full in the
face broke out into a loud wail, which
attracted attention.
The large, comely woman was com
fortably seated at the far end as
Paul's - mother, putting her arms pro
tectingly about the bawier, pointed
her out to the weeping youngster.
"There she is, dear. There's moth
er. Run along to mother."
"I'm not her mother," was the
startling rejoinder. "I never saw the
child before. When she ran across
the street in front of you I took it for
granted she was yours. She certainly
isn't my child." New York Tinies.
COULDN'T BUNCO HIM.
The Gent My little man, speaking
from experience, I would like to see
you throw that cigar away.
The Kid Aw, fergit dat line of talk;
I ain't goin to trow dis big two-fer and
let you pick it up. But say, follow me
up and I'll save de butt fer youse.
Whim of a Property Owner.
A. J. Singelyn of the Burns hotel
says somebody played a mean trick on
one of his German customers recently.
"The German had one of those old
fashioned fly traps in his place," said
Mr. Singelyn. "It is about a foot high
and half the diameter at the bottom.
The flies get in somehow and then
they can't find their way out. A fel
low went into the saloon on one of the
hot days and the fly trap was full.
'I'll give you half a dollar for them
flies,' said he, and the German's face
lit up as he accepted it and shoved
over the trap. The man looked at it
a while, then loosened the bottom and
let the flies out.
"'Vat's der matter mit you?' asked
the excited German.
" 'Nothing,' replied the man as he
neared the door. 'They were my flies
and I could do what I wanted with
them.' " Detroit Free Press.
When Opportunity Knocks.
A New Jersey farmer, whose farm
is near a school for boys, was greatly
annoyed by the depredations of the
youngsters. Finding two of the boys
helping themselv ? to his choice ap
ples, he ushered thera from his prem
ises, ably assisted by the toe of his
boot.
The following day he found the
same boys loitering in the vicinity of
his orchard fence.
"What you young scamps hangin
round here for?" he shouted. "I told
you yesterday what you'd git if I
caught you on my land ag'in."
"Yes, sir, we remembber," explained
the spokesman. "We didn't come for
apples this time. We came to ask you
to join our football eleven." Harper's
Bazar.
The Complacent Ninety-Nine).
Senator Tillman at a recent banquet
told an amusing story.
"The pastor of a Tallapoosa church,"
he began, "said rather pointedly from
the pulpit one Sunday morning:
" 'Ah sutny am rej'iced to see Bru&
dah Calhoun White in chu'eh once mo'.
Ah's glad Bruddah Calhoun has saw)
de error of his ways at lawst, fo' dere
is mo' joy obah one sinnah dat re
penteth dan obah de ninety an'
nine '
"But at this point Brother Calhoun
White interrupted, angrily:
" 'Oh,' he said from his seat, 'de
ninety an nine needn't crow. Ah
could tell some things erbout ninety
an' nine ef ah wanted ter!'"
Beginning of a Ce!':.ted Feud.
"What's the matter, old man?"
asked the earl of Aruudel, as he ap
proached Sir Francis, who seemed to
be in a blue funk.
"Confound it," replied Bacon, "I had
all prepapartions made to write Shake
speare's plays, and now I hear the dog
gone faker has gone and written them
himself. It's my opinion that he's
handed the world a gold brick."
Herewith the incident was consid
ered opened. ,
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No amount of force or persuasion on the part of the imitators is great enough to evea
budge it from its preseut firm hold on the minds of the people. This has been emphatically
demonstrated several times during the past few years. Imitations have come and gone,
but Kellogg's goes on with an ever increasing demand. . This proves that the people won't
be fooled by inferior quality. They know the goodness of Kellogg's and they invariably
come back to it. Try it yourself today. At all Grocers.
$1,000 GOLD AND SILVER TROPHY for the BEST EAR OF CORN
to be known as W. K. Kellogg National Corn Trophy to be given at the National Corn Exposition.
OMAHA, NEB., December 6th to 18th, 1909. For the purpose of encouraging the better breeding in corn Cor improving the
quality, W. K. Keltosff. President of the Toasted Corn Flake Co., offers a $1,000.00 beautiful solid gold and saver trophy to the
person growing the best ear of corn In two different seasons. The first season's specimen to be sent to the National Corn Expo
sition. Omaha, Neb., before November 27th. 1909, This offer is open to every man. woman and child in the United States. It w3t
be judged by the leading corn authority of the world. Prof. P. G. Holden. Watch this paper for further particulars.
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IT IS.
She John Henry! I wonder how
you can sit there and look me in the
face, s
He So do I, my love; but it's sur
prising what a recklessly brave man
can do! '
Deviled Cheese.
Grate 1 two ounces of Parmesan
cheese, add one teaspoonful chopped
pickles, a teaspoonful curry powder
and plenty of mustard. Butter slices
of toast on both sides and spread
with the mixture. Put on a well-buttered
tin and bake five minutes in a
hot oven.
Birds Roasted in Their Feathers.
Open the birds in the usual manner
and draw. Cover with wet clay and
bury in hot coals. In 40 minutes draw
from the fire; peel off clay, when
feathers and skin will come too.- They
are very delicious cooked this way.
Joke Medicine.
He is a very practical, serious
minded man of business. The other
day he met a friend, and related to
him an alleged joke, and at its con
clusion laughed long and heartily. i
The friend looked awkward for a
moment, and then said:
"You'll have to excuse me, old man,
but I don't see the point."
"Why, to tell you the truth, I don't
just see the point myself. But I've
made it a rule to laugh at all jokes;
I think it's good for the health."
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the ear. There is only one way to
cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness la caused by an inflamed condition ot the
mucous lining ot the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or im
perfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deaf
ness is the result, and unless the Inflammation can he
taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing
but an In Aimed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafneaa (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY ds CO.. Toledo, O
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
IsJce Hall's Family Pills for constipation-
Didn't Stay There.
Father Didn't I tell you I would
whip you if I caught you in the water
again?
Son Yes, sir, and that's the reason
I hurried out when I saw you coming.
What" can harm us if we are true
to ourselves and to what we think is
right? Black.
Aids Nature
331
The great success of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medienl Dis
covery in curing weak stomachs, wasted bodies, weak
lungs, and obstinate and lingering coughs, is based on
the recognition of the fundamental truth that "Golden
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supplies the necessary strength to the stomach to digest
food, build up the body and thereby throw off lingering
obstinate coughs. The "Discovery" rs-establishes the
digestive and nutritive organs in sound heclth, purifies
and enriches the blood, and nourishes the nerves in
fhort establishes sound vigorous health.
your dealer otters something "last as food,"
it Is probably better FOB HIM it pays better.
But you are thinking ot the cure not the profit, e
there's nothing "Just as $ood" tor you. Say so.
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The highest medical authority
oh foods,
Sir James Crichton Browne, LL D. F. R. S.
of London,
gives the best reasons for eating more
Quaker Oats
In an article published in the
Youth's Companion of Septem
ber 23rd, 1009, Dr. Browne, the
great medical authority on
;foods, says, about brain and:
muscle building
' 'There is one kind of food
that seems to me of marked
value as a food to the brain and
to the whole body throughout
childhood and adolescence
(youth), and that is oatmeal.
"Oats are the most nutritious
of all the cereals, being richer
in fats, organic phosphorus and
lecithins." '
He says oatmeal is gaining
ground with the well-to-do of
Great Britain. ,He speaks of it
as the mainstay of the Scottish
laborer's diet and says it pro
Good to Her Husband.
"George, dear," said Mrs. Dovekins,
who had come downstairs in time to
pour the coffee, "I'm going to walk to
the car with you this morning. Aren't
you glad?",
"Very glad, indeed, lovey. It's so
nice of you to think of me and to
get up early for the purpose of making
it unnecessary to walk those dismal
three blocks alone. How much do you
want?"
. How She Knew. ,
The cartoonist's wife was talking to
a friend.
"I just know Fred didn't want to
work at the office last night," she
said. '
"Why, how do you know?" was
asked. .
"Because In -his sleep he said: 'Well,
I'll stay, but I don't want to draw.' "
Lippincott's Magazine.
A Frencch Scholar.
As William bent over her fair face
he whispered: "Darling, if I should
ask you in Freneh if I might kiss you,
what would you answer?"
She, calling up her scanty knowl
edge of the French language, ex
claimed, "Billet doux." Tit-Bits.
FADELESS DYES
The Imitators
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duces a big-boned, : well-devel-oped,
mentally energetic race. '
His experiments prove that
good oatmeal ' such as Quaker
Oats not only furnishes
the best food for the human be
ing, , but eating , it strengthens
and enlarges the thyroid gland
this gland is intimately con
nected with1 the nourishing pro
cesses of the body, ? !
In conclusion he says
"It seems probable therefore''
that the bulk and brawniness of
the Northerners (meaning the
Scotch) has been in some measure
due to the stimulation of the
, thyroid gland by oatmeal por
ridge in childhood."
.The Scotch eat Quaker Oats,
because it is the best of all
oatmeals.
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