The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, September 18, 1909, Image 2
ME WAGRVORKER DEEP SEA TALK. By W. M. MAUPIN US COLS, (KBRASKl It is an ill wind that blows no good to the hatter. Bolivia should stop and count 100 oefore going to war. SIX MONTHS. rOQ 1 The Porpoise I hear that the porty old lobster Kent all to pieces to hl last dars. The Tortoise Well. I should say ho did go to pieces, and small pieces. Bo ended up In a lobster salad. Women in Pottal Service. The distinction or first appointing a woman postmaster does not belong to America nor is the employment of women in Uto postal service a new Men. As early as 1343 a woman post master was appointed to look after the mails of Brain e le Comte. an im portant town of France. In the try lex times of the Thirty Tears war, the principal office in the postal serv ice of Europe was held by a woman, Alexandrine de Rue. From 162S to 1S4S she was in charge of the mails of the German empire, the Nether lands. Burgundy and Lorraine. She was known as a master general of the mails. In America. Elizabeth Harvey was the first to hold a place in the postal department. She had charge of the letters in Portsmouth. N. H in the beginning of the seventeenth cen tury. A half century afterward Lydia Hill was placed in charge of the post office in Salem. Mass. Not Ashamed of Economy. Discussing England and the English from an American point of view, a re cent American writer in England ob serves: "Nobody, from the king of England down, is either ashamed or afraid to be economical. Here a man or a woman is thought to be a fool cr a vulgarian who is not careful of expenditure, while la America our waiters hare been clever enough to make It appear that economy is mean, and as a nation we suffer according ly. We are fools to be fooled in this manner. Laundry work at home would be much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it Is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the -keouty and fineness of the fabric is bidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. At it rose competition in Paris re cently. 69 entirely new varieties of roses were exhibited. . Nebraska Directory QRSEILLES GRAIN ELEVATORS a ta beat; inalat on fearing then. Aaa yoor local dealer, or JOHN OKKRK PLOW CO. OMAHA FISST I.33T.AEE B0X3S ZSJSSZ Vmtvnlxj PkeTkOev. Is -. la tluu aBoQiiu, due on, . Utr-. tor or are vrv will cma aor tor cotamisskr-s. on month s InifTMt; scroti putvtal lorctrmlar m4 picture: W. B. Bavrfcley, J, DR. ROBERTS SPECIALIST IN SSXSERY AtCa CEX0X1C DISEASES 13 O fXrvrt. Lincoln. Nrlwaaka. FREE CO!- KCLTATION and EXAMINATION. Writ or GOMEL!. ENGRAVING CO. Bait Toaca aa tin Ktctainm. New and con ptata ancrariax plant. ttwK. 11th St Lincoln. FULL LINE OF PHOTO SUPPLIES LUMBER Let as make yon figures on your bill. Good grades, quick shipment and low prices. Direct to consumer. F.V.Ertwa Umber .Ct., Ltacoli, left. F1AH0 BARGAINS nmUM CaSlact Grand Piano. Maboawaa I i . iH nal a laml umcat nurilaia ; orijrin nt. U; SI-KCIAL !. iaclvaina atoul aaaarwrt. Wnia at one lor other baraiaa ad anlvoa hia paper. S HXULLtK MI FLLKK PIANO UK, Kstabiisnrd IRA Ill tenia KaavoMht BV. Unroln. Xabcwaka. Mrs. Bill Now, tell me at once where have you been all this time? Bill Why, dear, it hasn't been long. Mrs." Bill How dare yon tell me that? Ton have been out all night. Why We Are Stronger. The old Greeks and Romans were great admirers of health and strength; their pictures and statuary made the muscles of the men stand out like cords. As a matter of fact we have ath letes and strong men men fed on fine strength making food such as Quaker Cata that would win in any contest with the old Roman or Greek champions. It's a matter of food. The finest food for making strength of bone, muscle and nerve is fine oatmeal. Quaker Oats is the best because it Is pure, no husks or stems or black specks. Farm ers' wives are finding that by feeding the farm hands plentifully on Quaker Oats they get the best results in work and economy. If you are convenient to the Btore, buy the regular size pack ages: If not near the store buy the large size family package. X Douglas Jerrold's Wit. tlon of Jerrold's pieces a successful adapter from the French rallied him on his nervousness. , said the adapter, "never feel pieces. "Ah, my boy," Jerrold replied, "you are always certain of success. Your pieces have all been tried before." He was sorely disappointed with a certain book written by one of his friends. This friend heard that Jer rold had expressed his disappoint ment and questioned him: "I hear you said was the worst book I ever wrote." "No, I didn't," came the answer; "I said it was the worst book anybody ever wrote." Of a mistaken philanthropist JerV rold said he was "so benevolent, so merciful a man he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower it rain." Argonaut. HERBERT E. GOOCH CO. MOKRS AND DEALERS Maim Offira. -JOS Frataraaty BUf. BcUPhaSIS l awpfav rfaina SIS AntoPaonnaGSS II I-jtfTrntHoaajl SOUTH DAKOTA Impravp4 tut -amiaproTrd uma la &stcrm Govt tofckMa for sntw m CROP PAYMENTS er 10 TEARS TIME YMIcrart kaiMiafraoa any fanaoasanteraisr mat. Pnco tat to f0 per . For lists. mail., ate.. addreaa ALEX. H. KAJT, t Mn liiii'taV. IStknaaO Csatriso Creamery Co. ; Paxa tan aichnai prica for No Short Haul for Him. "This is where you get off," said the railroad conductor. 'But I haven't rid fur enough," said the Billville man. 'Can't help that. You can't go any further on this ticket." My friend," said the man, "it's the furst time I ever rid on a railroad train, an' ef you ain't a better man than what I am I'm a-goin' to set right here till I see whar the road ends. I know it must end scme're, an' I'm curi ous to see whar. Here's one more dollar. Now, go long an' let me alone!" What's the Matter with Baby? "I wonder what makes baby cry so?" said the first friendly person. 'Perhaps a pin is annoying it," ven tured another. "Or else It's hungry," said a third. "Or teething" said another. "You can't do anything for that." "Aw, look at the way he's kicking. and see how his little fists are doublet. up." put in Bobby. "He wants some body of his own size to fight with, that's what he wants." Almond Wafers. Cream one-half cup butter, add slowly one cup powdered sugar, one- half cup milk, drop hy drop; then add 1T& cups bread flour, one-half teaspoon extract of almonds. Spread very thin on bottom of dripping pan Inverted and buttered; mark in squares; sprinkle with almonds blanched and chopped fine, and bake in moderate oven five minutes. Roll in tubular shape while warm. Set pan on back of range while rolling wafers as they become brittle very quickly. Baked Ham. Make a thick paste of flour and cover the ham with it, bone and all; put in in a pan on a spider or two muffin rings, or anything that will keep It an inch from the bottom of the pan, and bake in a hot oven. If a small ham 15 minutes for each pound; if large, 20 minutes. The oven should be hot when it is put in. The paste forms a hard crust around the ham and when cooked the skin comes oft! with it. Ham is very nice cooked In this way. Plum Pudding. Soak one cup of bread crumbs in two cups of boiling milk, add five ta blespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of butter and five well-beaten eggs. Add some stewed and mashed plums and beat until light, then put into a but tered pudding mold, set in a pan of boiling water in the oven, cover and bake for one hour. Serve with sweet ened cream. Queen Pudding. Line a lemon mold about two Inches deep with vanilla ice cream. Have ready about a pint of thoroughly chilled fruit peaches, apricots, cher ries or berries fill them into the cen ter of the mold, cover them with ice cream, and put on the cover of the mold. Pack and stand aside for two hours. Serve with grated macaroons As yet the aeroplane men cannot ga op for an all-day picnic, taking their lunch along. As the list of summer tragedies grows larger the need for greater care grows plainer. New York is evidently harboring too many Chinamen who look on mur der as a pastime. King Edward is getting to be a vet eran ruler, for he has entered upon the ninth year of bis reign. Now that the hot-weather record has been broken, it is to be hoped it will be mended and stay so. A Virginia woman shot her husband because he insisted on playing a phon ograph. This is a record case. Through dissensions and the lack of funds the movement in New York to build a children's theater has been abandoned. Isn't it annoying that now, just in the finest time of the whole year, the charity people tip oft the fact that there are jobs for everybody? In France, as in this country. It is the wealthier families that are shunned by the stork. Maybe the haughty footman scares the timid bird. Now that canned fresh air is to be in troduced into mines as a .safety de vice, the canning idea appears to have reached its height or, to speak cor rectly in this case, its depth. A man in St. Louis has invented a vice which he claims will make air flights safe. But this will detract largely from the excitements of seeing them if curious crowds are assured nobody will be hurt. A girl in Pennsylvania who aimed at a rat with a rifle shot her mother. It is time that feminine sharpshooters should learn something by experience. If the girl in question had aimed at her mother, she would have stood a better chance of shooting the rat. Women ought to know by this time that they go by contraries. A man in New York brought his wife into court because she had such a mania for hard work that he could not restrain her from doing it all the time. This one remarkable case is enough to balance the many which women bring against their husbands because the latter compel them to do hard work all the time. The Turks have started to fight the Greeks with the boycott that blood less weapon of modern warfare which causes more devastation and brings speedier results than all others in the array of improved armaments, and whose victories are caused by the un endurable agony it inflicts upon that most sensitive of all organisms, the pocket nerve. Uruguay is joining the progressives in South America. That country is now in the market for a loan of $6,- 000,000 for public works purposes, and like other countries in that quarter turns to the United States to get the money. Another Indication of the strengthening ties between this and the South American nations, a rela tionship that eventually must be high ly advantageous all round. Aeroplanes having shown capacity for going swiftly and for long dis tances, the problem next to be at tacked is how to make them fly high. It is obvious that an airship to be of generally practical use must be car ble of ascending to a considerable dis tance. One of the inventors says "good motors and nerve" win meet the difficulty. And who can doubt that these requisites" will be forthcoming? Curiosity Is not confined to anv one nation. The phlegmatic English ap pear to have their full share. The damrhters nf tho ionui Cowes and went on foot for a shop ping expedition, but the crowd which gduiemi aixjui to gaze at tnem be came bo much of a mob that the po lice came to the rwno and minnj the little grand duchesses to take car nages in order to avoid the annoy It is no "cinrh tn )w a ..---i sympathizer with fallen even a reiauve or ine "down and out" nowadays. News comes from Teheran that Zill-es-Sultan. an uncle of the de posed anan or 1'ersia, nas been fined $500,000 in favor of the state treas ury and expelled from the country. And a military escort will see that he goes. He might exchange condolences with Abdul Hamid of Turkey, now an ex-sultan, who also had to "give up." Parisian scientific enterprise has evolved the "germ kiss. A fair Pa risienne allowed herself to be kissed by a smooth-shaven man and then by a bearded one; and the ccosequent microbes were collected by a steril ized brush. It was found that the beardless man had depostited only the sweet germs of affection upon her lips, while the other had left besides bacilli of tuberculosis, diphtheria, pnuemonia and a few ether addenda. Now it seems that the osculating maiden misses all sorts of troubles by a close shave. SOLID GOLD SILVER AWARD For the Best Ear of Corn To be Known as the AjtS&e&pf National CoraTrophy To be Awarded at the National Corn Exposition, Omaha, flniF im limulml tjwinmnil million flftO 000 800 000) an of earn was rrunn tn tha tTntted States laa nar. Ca m billion dollars were paid for them. More than a million and a quarter extra doilan weal iato tfta aoawrf a taa) farmers for eon this year than taer received for tha previous rear's erop. The reason for this mar be found in the fact that the people of the United States are becinnisx to laaia aowagHganaa) corn is and to realise its full food valne. Kellocz's Toasted Cora Flakes has placed corn amocs tie bvjiyprnsable Items of dallr fare. The makers, therefore, are Interested tn. the development of the Ktnr of Cereals, and navs deetded to award aTaasnttfal trophy for the man. woman or child who can produce the best ear of corn in two dxSerent aeaaoci. TmiJi mm Holden. of the Iowa State Colleee. the .greatest authority on eon tn the vrmrld. will award taevrtn atfTas .national Cora upositKm. to oe beia atumana. jseouueeemoerata to ism-nw. lwewaiierneawmwan Mefe eaa b- sad ay ' rown is Jas-ed the best, raw wfil ret tao and they are: that you send your best ear of con to the National Corn Exposition. Omaha. Seat, beiorw Saveaabea Z7. 1909: and that von are a member of the atHinalCon Association, run paruewiars rewardmar wal writing to National Corn. Exposition. Omaha. Keb. Tie a tac seenrelr to roar torcunea and arord It. Vor th EellocK Jrorhr Contest, and write roar name and address plainly. II yours is jatfeed the best, row wrCI ret tos trophy for IS10. If you succeed acain next rear or the rear following, the trophy wili becoma roar m lunula Jaw all time. In other words, you most produce the best ear of oora two different re Theni will ha no wstriAtkms. k-n wwiww w,ilin h,liiiwtoft lMflaftaailo. Itwdbf I to every state in the Union. Pufitw Holdaa will Jndse the corn particularly on the basis of aiaiitv. Tbs rt'ia liaj ot more corn per acre la one object ol toe award, oat toe main parpens ot id lonnrtrr 01 loo nanay a m - Increasing the Quality of Corn Used in Malting Kdlogss TOASTED CORN FLAKES The Genuine GomHskes has this 5igaaiurc Xaor people think we have reached the point of perfection tn Toasted Cora Flakas as t bow is. remaps we nave. 11 you naven. t inea it. oecm roar wiacayna in. eat" today. All grocers have it. KELLOGG TOASTED COKN FLAKE CO, Battle Oeclc, J S si S3 07 HOW THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER. TRAGEDY ON A BANK NOTE Ella There aren't many faces like mine. Stella No; bnt I guess the supply will equal the demand. WHAT IS PAINTT The paint on a house Is the extreme outside of the house. The wood is simply a structural under layer. That Is as It should be. Unprotected wood will not well withstand weather. But paint made of pure white lead and linseed oil is an invulnerable armor against sun and rain, heat and cold. Such paint protects and preserves, fortifying the perishable wood with a complete metallic casing. And the outside of the house is the looks of the house. A well-constructed building may be greatly depre ciated by lack of painting or by poor painting. National Lead Company have made It possible for every building owner to be absolutely sure of pure white lead paint before applying. They do this by putting upon every package of their white lead their Dutch Boy Painter trademark. That trademark Is a complete guarantee. Bitter Words Found Written on a Dol lar Bill by the Receiving Teller. "Yes, I collect queer bank notes," said the receiving teller. "Tve been doing it for years. Tou know there are some very odd things written on bank notes sometimes." He pointed to a one-dollar bill hung in a frame of black oak on the wall. "Read that," he said. "And Tve got queer er ones than that even in my col lection." On the bank note in red ink was written in a feminine hand: "Tou have robbed me of all the rest, and of my soul also. May this burn your hand when yon touch it. May all you buy with it be accursed. Ton have the last. Are you now satisfied? Murderer!" The collector sighed sentimentally. "Think of the tragedy," he said, "that may lie hid behind those simple lit tle phrases, eh?" A TEXAS CLERGYMAN True Thrift. "When visiting a certain town In the Midlands," says a medical man, "I was told of an extraordinary incident wherein the main figure, an econom ical housewife, exhibited, under trying circumstances, a trait quite character istic of her. It seems that she had by mistake taken a quantity of poison mercurial poison the antidote for which, as all should know, comprises the whites of eggs. When this anti dote was being administered, the order for which the unfortunate lady bad overheard, she managed to murmur, al though almost unconscious. "Mary, Mary! Save the yolks for the pud dings!" Tit-Bits. LOW COLONIST FARES TO THE WEST AND NORTHWEST. Union Pacific Passenger Depart ment announces that Colonist Fares will be in effect from SepL 15 to Oct. 15, 1909, to all points in the West and Northwest. This year the West looks more promising than ever. Now is the time to secure land at low prices, and, at the same time, to visit the many inter esting points In the West and North west, at which liberal stopover ar rangements may be made. A better estimate of raw lands can be made now than formerly, because these lands are In proximity to new farms that are producing wonderful crops. v For descriptive literature, write to R L. Umax, & P. A, U. P. B. B Omaha. Neb. "Seeing Is Believing." Herodotus: We are less convinced by whit we hear than by what we Speaks Out for the Benefit of Suffer ing Thousands. Her. O. M. Gray, Baptist clergy man, of Whitesboro, Tex., says: "Four years ago I suffered misery with 1 n m b c g o. Every movement was one of pain. Doan's Kid ney Pills removed the whole difficulty after only a short time. Although do not like to have my name used publicly, I make an exception in this case, so that other sufferers from kidney trouble may profit by my experience." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a bear. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. T. The Doctors' Orders. A lady whose husband seemed to be doing little but lie in the hammock and eat apples, was asked by a sym pathetic neighbor what the trouble with him was. "Doctors," she replied, sadly. "No, he hasn't come Into a for tune." A writer In To-Day's Magazine tells the story. "Tou see," explained the wife, "he's been having some sort of matter with his stomach, and he consulted two dif ferent doctors about it. One told him to eat a ripe apple every hour, and the other said to rest an hour after eating. So he's trying to do both." Anything But That, Little John Is the youngest of a family of five boys, says the Deline ator. One day his mother said to him: "O, John, isn't It too bad I have n't one little girl? I could curl her hair and make such pretty little dresses for her. Don't you wish you were a little girl?" "Why, mother," he said, "I'd rather be most any other kind of animal you could mention than a girl." The extraordinary popularity of fine white goods this summer makes the choice of Starch a matter of great Im portance. Defiance Starch, being free from all Injurious chemicals, is the only one which Is safe to use on fine fabrics. It great strength as a stiffen er makes half the usual quantity of Starch necessary, with the result of perfect finish, equal to that when the goods were new. His Helping Hand. First Him When that man fell overboard, why did you throw the cigar I gave you after him? Second Him I thought I heard the poor devil call for a rope! W. N. U.r LINCOLN, NO. 38-190. sigk ieadag::z IPowJtfvelv cwrwal by theso Ltttas PlUsw UAKItJiD R TTssy als rails is Efts I IIP tress front Pyasii .arts, Ia l VER pills, rz'rr.' P" I TaeCaltaaaw,Cea a a Tsatiaa ta am iJ'', tat. TORPID UTTK, Taej regulate taa Bowels, rsnj Va SHALL PILL SSI ALL DOSE. SMALL flSZL CARTERS rirrnx 1 f IVER Genuine Host Bear Farc-Siniile SignztHTs j rnrf Itggofwfcrtr trad This Trade-mark Bhnioaies All Viwxrtmxstj to the porrhase as as ahwiliiai awaawy.. irf am For roar arwsj protection, seo it is a Lac aids of Mi-H Tea G::3 for yon. That's why ta take CASCARETS for Ever bowels. It's not advertising talk bat merit the g22r woo'Tn' lasting merit of CAsSXlLETS that we want you to know by trial. Then yoall have faith and join tbemiL. lions who keep well by CASCA RETS alone. CASCAXSTS e kas far aid. uAMam 7m Readers EyZ .VsTCsV : what dtay i Safe! CaalCaf Yowr Face NO STROPPING NO HCETOC wonoovn KJJOWJI THE race nftucrrrinf i i HU. BUSUIWJW abndut U-WJAm I .ail a. apes ta sttMsra. CfaccsM KivrraMtsaaaV ln;r Eogk RtwrratioM. in 3mM Imsnrw As-p.:-3nta stxomid rrgicv at PWra Gvwar4ia to rnt Cm!u .1 ipia.jr af yiwla to ar aw"W landa. exatbiset at (iml"ti r hi ami las, re7i9CratuB. Pierre em amrt laa as. whickareeftiefip is Pierre Laad IKiWrVT. ii flliBsrs aas awad tawrs- CWw koosevrrtJa;. Amptaaat ai ai usiMaatWMaa. AiUasritRa rwri at 1m H. MTm Regisf erfcr Free Uzzzo Only offirial map prepared by Stass Esgineer, showing Ssaadisg Rock and Cbeysoae lands widt faH iulutimaticst great land drawimr. aoc sUier. SOUTH DAKOTA IMMIGRATION A DEVELOP MENT BUREAU. Pierre S- IX I I rAwAt'4 HAIR BALSA af innaaw a lin man. vut a- ' a xs TaoaxM ' fctUi it tartu '-? sprinkled on top.