TUMOR OF SWEARS Removed by Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound lindlev. Ind. Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound removed a cyst tumor or four years' KTOwth, which three of the best physicians da- c larva 1 had. 'J. bey said that only an operation could help me. I am very gladthatlfollowed a friend's advice and took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- table Compound, for it has made me a strong and well woman, and I shall recommend it aa long as I live." Mbs. AIay Far, Limlley, Ind. One of the greatest triumphs of Lvdia E. Finkham's Vegetable Com pound is the conquering of 'woman's oread enemy tumor. If you have mysterious ra ins. inllammation. ulcera tion or displacement, don't 'wait for ume 10 conarm your icara ami gu i through the horrorsof a hospital opera tion, but try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table compound at once. For thirty years Lydia E- Pinkham's "Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, ha s beenthestandard remedy tor female Ills, ana such unquestion able testimony as the above Droves the value of this famous remedy, and should give commence ana nope to everv sick w-omim. If you would lite special advice about your case write a confiden tial letter to Airs, fins nam, as Lynn. Mass. Her advice is free ana always neipiui. EXPERIENCED ADVICE. The Customer You dont appear to have a hat in the place to suit me. The Hatter Try a soft green one, sir. Nothing In the Name. Senator Carroll S. Page of Vermont la on good terms with the senate pages, all because his name Is Page. Apropos of this, he tells the story that when he was governor of Vermont he went to the chamber of the senate of the state legislature one day and about a dozen pages flocked around him Just as a friend of his from the rural dis tricts walked in. "Governor," inquired the friend from the country, "who are all these little boys?" "They are little pages." Sheer white goods, ia tact, any fine wash goods when new, owe much of their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention was given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has sufficient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at tne improved appearance of your work. Seek Prevention of Consumption. The. municipal authorities of Berlin have decided to introduce another feature la their administration of tu berculosis. Heretofore, municipal ef fort has been confined to the mainten ance of one or two homes for curable consumptives, but it is recognised that, useful as this is. it alone can not cope with this disease. They have resolved, therefore, to devote more at tention to preventive measures. Imnerlinl ta HMhtrt. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for laiants and children, and see that it Bears the Signature of la Vae For Over XO Years. The Kind Ton Have Always Bought. Dull. - -My! the paper is dull and uninter esting this morning.' "Is that so! Can't you find the di orce column?" Detroit Free Press. The ancient watch dog is a memoer of the old guard. QXflUTto KsOK)(!S7 I MADE NEW SYSTEM CHARLES W. DOUGLAS REALLY FIRST TRAIN DISPATCHER. Was the Originator of Reading Tele graphic Messages by Sound and Rose to High Position on Lines. Charles W. Douglas, the first train dispatcher, died a short time ago in Wayne, X. J-and was buried in Port Jervls. Charles Minor, first gen eral superintend ent of the Erie, -who originated in 1S51 the system of moving trains by telegraph, created a new railroad op erating department, that of train dis patcher, and appointed Douglas as the head of the department Douglas was the last of the tele graph operators who learned the busi ness on the pioneer lines constructed by Ezra Cornell 60 years ago. Hav ing learned the printer's trade in An gelica. X. Y.. he started out to seek work elsewhere. He found it in the office of the Recorder at Dundee, X. Y. This was in 1S49. Cornell had recently extended his telegraph line through that part of the state and bad established an omce in tne prim- mg shop at Dundee. Douglas learned to operate the Morse instrument. In 1851 the Erie telegraph line having been put in oeration. with headquar ters at Elinira Douglas, then 19. ap plied for a place as operator and got charge of the Erie office at Addison, X. Y. Soon afterward the telegraphic system of running trains was adopt ed by Minot. The Morse alphabet characters were in those early days of telegraph ing perforated on a tape as the mes sage came to an operator, which un wound from a reel, and the operator copied the message from the tape as it unwound. Douglas had not been long in the service when he discov ered that he could translate the mes sages by sound, and he ignored the tape thereafter. One day a conduc tor was waiting at Addison for train orders and he discovered that Doug las was paying no attention to the dots and dashes on the tape. The conductor refused to accept the order until Douglas had copied it in his presence from the tape. Although it corresponded exactly with the mes sage the operator had taken by sound. the conductor reported the unheard of act to telegraph headquarters. Douglas was called there for repri mand, but he gave to the superintend ent, who was the late L. O. Tillotson of Xew York, such convincing exhibi tion of his ability to take messages correctly by sound that he was pro moted to the general office. Although the tape attachment to telegraph in struments was not abandoned for years, from that innovation of Doug las in railroad telegraphy dated the beginning of the taking of messages by sound as a requisite of all opera tors. No other railroad had yet adopted the telegraph system of train running orders and none adopted it for sev eral years, the Delaware & - Lacka wanna being the second railroad to establish it aa part of its regular op erating system in 1S56. The men who dispatched trains on the Erie were their own operators and no central head had knowledge of the position of trains anywhere on the road. The danger of this arrangement appealed to Superintendent Minot, and when the ability of young Douglas came to his knowledge he made him chief dis patcher of the Delaware division and subsequently originated and estab lished the department of train dis patching and made Douglas its head. Douglas thus became the first train dispatcher in the world. Douglas rose to be superintendent of the Delaware division of the Erie, succeeding Hugh Riddle, who succeed ed Minot as general superintendent in 1869. . Douglas and Riddle resigned after a quarrel with Jay Gould. Riddle went west, entered the serv ice of the Chicago, Rock Island & Pa cific, and rose to be president of that company. Douglas subsequently be came general manager of the South- side railroad of Long Island, and later general superintendent of the New York & Oswego Midland, now the New York. Ontario & Western. When the late Vice-President Garret A. Ho t-art was made receiver of the Xew ork & Greenwood Lake railroad he appointed Douglas superintendent of i ne roaa, irora wmcn place be re signed to become part owner and, gen eral manager of the New York & Sea Beach railroad and the Sea Beach Pal ace, one of the pioneer shpw places and hotels on Coney Island. When those interests were absorbed by oth ers Douglas became manager of the Erie Express Company, which was aft erward purchased by the Wells, Par- go Company. Since then Douglas had been engaged in general railroad work. Tramps Kilted on Railroads. About 5.000 trespassers are killed every year on the railroads, and 5.000 more are serlousily injured, many of them becoming public charges. It is calculated that from one-half to three- fourths of these trespassers tramps. Wireless Electric Truck. An electric truck, its movements ab solutely controlled by wireless elec tric waves, has been installed in the yards of the Union Pacific railroad at Omaha. CONDUCTOR A HARD WORKER. Hii Duties Are Many, and They Call for Ability Away Above the Average. As a conductor he will probably be gin in the freight service. His ca boose will be a traveling office and more than that it will carry all the gossip of the division up and down the line. It may be a homely little car, but it is just as sure to be a homelike place. From its elevated outlook he may command a good view of the train away head to the engine, and he will be supposed to know all the while that the brakemen are, at tending to their duties; that the train is in good order, particularly that there are no hot boxes smoking away and in imminent danger of setting fire to the train and its valuable con tents. There is a deal of bookkeep ing to be accomplished in that travel ing office, says Edward Hungerford in Outing. The conductor will receive the way bills of the cars of his train and their contents, and he is held re sponsible for their safe deliveries to their destination or the junction points where they are to be delivered to other lines. When he comes to the passenger service there will be still more book keeping to confront him, and he will have to be a man of good mental at tainments to handle all the many. many varieties of local and through tickets, mileage books, passes and other 'forms of transportation con tracts that ocme to him, to detect the good from the bad, to throw out the counterfeits that are constantly being offered to him. He will have to carry quite a money account for cash fares, and he knows that mistakes will have to be paid for out of his own pocket. All that is only a phase of his busi ness. He is responsible for the cere and safe conduct of his train, equally responsible in the last respect with the engineer. He also receives and signs for the train orders, and he is required to keep in mind every tail of the train's progress over tL line. He will have his own assort ment of questions to answer at every stage of the journey, and he will be expected to maintain the discipline of the railroad upon its trains. That may mean in the one instance ' the ejectment of a passenger who refuses to pay his fare and still he must not involve the road in any big damage suit or in another, the subjugation of some gang of drunken loafers. The real wonder of it is that so many con ductors come as near as they do to the Chesterfieldian standards. Ticket-Printing Machine. The ticket-printing machine adopt ed by the German government is de signed to simplify the work of rail road offices, and makes unnecessary the usual large stock of many kinds of tickets at each station. The ap paratus at Cologne made for 1,300 stations is three feet long, four feet high and twenty inches wide. It car ries a printing plate for each kind of ticket required, and an alphabetical index-scale shows at a glance the names of the stations to which tick ets are issued. The only stock need ed is a supply of pieces of cardboard of the right size. When a ticket is called for, a blank card is slid into place opposite the required station, a handle is depressed and the ticket drops out, printed with the names of the departure and destined stations. consecutive number, fare, route, class of carriage, and other facts. At the same operation a duplicate is printed on a continuous sheet to serve as a record. Actual gain in time is claimed, a clerk having issued as many as 500 tickets in an hour; there Is no delay from the giving out of the supply of certain tickets, and at the end of the day the continuous sheet gives an ac curate record of the business done. With this system in use, there can be no. ticket roberies. no issue of unaccounted-for tickets. Schwab's Guest Train. The "Schwab Special,'' the train that brought seventy-five Detroiters to South Bethlehem recently as the guests of Charles M. Schwab, presi dent of the Bethlehem Steel company, cost $2,348, according to the statement of a Lehigh Valley railroad official here. The train was most luxurious. There were the "club car," the diner, four Pullmans and Mrs. Schwab's private car, Loretta, one of the handsomest and most completely furnished on wheels. Seventy-three men were en gaged in running the train, including the engine crews, with the different changes, conductors, waiters, chefs, porters and brakemen. Both the Grand Trunk and Lehigh Valley rail roads had traveling representatives aboard and extra mechanics were also on board. Employes' Relief Fund. The Pennsylvania railroad has an employes' relief fund that has been in existence 23 years, and has become financial and benevolent enterprise of great magnitude. On the lines east of Pittsburg $112,6S7.39 was paid out in January. Of this $42,076.27 went to families of deceased and $70,611.18 to employes incapacitated for .work. The payments from the relief fund on the lines west of Pittsburg7 in Janu ary to employes unable to work amounted to $27,711.55, and to fam ilies oi employes wno area ,ioU, a total of $35,461.55 for the mpnth. The disbursements for relief on the en tire system since the fund was organ ized amounted to $2a,765,403.18. The fund is maintained by an annual ap propriation from' the treasury of the company and a small assessment from the beneficiaries. The Sunshine Ginger Wafer These are called Yum Yams they are made at the ''Sunshine Bakeries" too with the other "Sunshines." Baked in white tile top floor ovens amid pure air and sunshine. They are the best ginger snaps you ever tasted. SamsIiHEue Yum Yiamns Dainty wafers with just enough spice to be appetizing. We employ infinite skill and costly material to create them. You miss the best in ginger Jop SE-I LES biscuit Co. STILL LOOKING FOR LIGHT. Strangely Enough, English Firm Failed to Understand Letter from Its Japanese Agent. An English firm, whose shipment of goods was delayed in reaching Ja pan, received the following communi cation from their newly-appointed Japanese agent: "With regard to the matter of escaping the penalty for non-delivery of this there is only one way to creep round same by diplo mat We must make a stir or strike occurring in our factory- Of course big untrue. I place my presence on inclosed form of letter and believe this will avoid the trouble of penalty of same. As Mr. is most re ligious and competent man, also heavy upright and godly, it fears me that useless to apply for his sig nature. Please therefore attach same at Yokohama office, making forge. But no cause for fear of prison hap penings, as this often happens by merchants of high integrity. But if this involves that your honor look mean and excessive awkward for business purpose, I think more bet ter a little serpentlike wisdom of po lite manhood and thus found good business edifice." The firm knows as much now about the delay as it did before. INTOLERABLE ITCHING. Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's Face Professional Treatment Failed. A Perfect' Cure by Cuticura. "When my little girl was six months old I noticed small red spots on her right cheek. They grew so large that I sent for the doctor but. Instead of helping the eruption, his ointment seemed to make it worse. Then I went to a second doctor who said it was eczema. He also gave me an oint ment which did not help either. The disease spread all over the face and the eyes began to swell. The itching grew Intolerable and It was a terrible sight to see. I consulted doctors for months, but they were unable to cure the baby. I paid out from $20 to $30 without relief. One evening I began to use the Cuticura Remedies. The next morning the baby's face was all white Instead of red. I continued until the eczema entirely disappeared. Mrs. P. E. Gumbin. Sheldon, la., July 1308." Oorp Sola Plops Boston. A Broad Discrimination. There is an elder of a certain church up-state who thinks that things are only half done or not well started in which he has no voice. At a prayer meeting he offered thanks for the safe return from their vacation of the minister and his wife. With proper dignity and in a loud voice he said: "O Lord, we thank thee for bringing our pastor safe home, and his dear wife, too, O Lord, for thou preservest man and beast." Success. Starch, like everything else, is be ing constantly improved, the patent Starches put on the market 25 yerrs ago are very different and inferior to those of the present day. In the lat est discovery Defiance Starch all injurious chemicals are omitted, while the addition of another ingredient, in vented by us, gives to the Starch a strength and smoothness never ap proached by other brands. That Wheezy Sound. "Say," inquired the boy next door of the little girl whose father suffered from asthma, "what makes your fa ther wheeze so?" "I guess it's one of his inside or gans playing!" Puck. The Reason. "What's the reason we shouldn't have a little outing this Saturday?" asked Mrs. Grampus. "I am," snarled Grampus. Buffalo Express. Just 2,000.000 tons of butter and chees were eaten all over the world. "The gingery ginger snap" snaps nntil you taste the shine" kind. Sun- Sunshine Yum Yums are packed in thrice sealed cartons amply protected from dust and moisture. They are at your grocer's in 5c packages. Try a package judge Sunshines' by them. REVENGE. The Professor I've been a vege tarian all-my life; from now on 111 eat nothing but beef! WHEN YOUR BACK ACHES It Is a Warning That the Kidneys Are Sick and Need Help. ' A bad hack makes every day a dull round of pain and misery. It's a sign the kidneys are sick and cannot keep up their never-ending task of filtering the blood. Lame back. backache, dizzy spells and urinary disorders are warn ings that must not be overlooked. A. G. Smith, 405 E. Mills SU Liberty, Mo., says: "I was racked with pain. stiff and lame, had dizzy spells and a terrible condition of the kidney secretions. I got so mis erable I went to bed, but the doctor did not do anything for me and no one expected me to recover. Doan's Kidney Pills first relieved, then cured me, and I have had no kidney trouble for seven years since." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-unburn Co, Buffalo, N. T. What Did He Mean? Mr Brown and his family were Ktandine in front of the lion's cage. "John " said Mrs. Brown. II these animals were to escape, whom would vou save first, me or the children?" "Me " answered John, without hesi tation. Everybody's Magazine. WitTi n smnnfh iron and Defiance Starch von can launder vour shirt waist just as well at home as the steam laundry can; it will nave the -nmnop etifTnosa and finish there Will be less wear and tear of the goods. and It will be a positive pleasure u use a Starch that does not stick to the iron. - Opportunities. "Opportunities are dancing on every man's desk!" shouted the high-brow lecturer. "Yes; hut they ain't half as liable to bite ye as the spring fever or fish In germ," echoed the chronic grouch. Ask Your Druggist for Allen's Foot-Eas. "I tried AIXEX'S FOOT-EASE recent ly, and have just bought another supply. It has cured my corns, and the hot. burn ing and itching sensation in my feet which was almost unbearable, and I would not be without it now. Mrs. W. J. Walker. Camden, N. J." Sold by an Druggists, 2ac He is a man of power who, when all his fellows are swayed by some am bition or passion, remains calm and unmoved. Creston. Little children are suffering every day in the year with sprains, brrnses. cuts, bumps and burns. ilamlins Wizard Oil is banishing these aches and pains every day in the year, the world over. The wife of a dyspeptic man may not .agree with him any more than her cooking does. Mrs. Wlnalow's Soothlmr Pymp. For rhndren teeibtnp. of tens ibe rum, icilutM te- -nr wlmt mtlla' bOUlC Tou cannot build a frame house un less you have the rocks. Harried life does not much until it reaches pa- amount to The next man in a barber shop is always rough and ready. t Don't Boy Just 'Shingles' Ton want to be able to buy owe lot of shingles this week and to po back next week and buy some more and have the quality ex actly the same. Look for this mark, it stands for the bert ia Washington, BED CEDAR. SHINGLES. Always the same quality. DRY FARMS Fruit belt- (KMm corners. Write. Send i H. C. CS0FF0RB Accounted For. She Do you know, dear, I had mj heart set on ice cream to-night. 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