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About The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-???? | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1909)
mm K Raised Buns. To one pint of raised bread dougb add one cup of granulated sugar, one half cup of soft butter, one beaten egg. one-half cup of milk and one-half level j teaspoon of soda. When well mixed.' add enough sifted flour to make of the consistency of bread dough and so pi hat It can be kneaded well. Covet and let rise in a warm place until jrery light.. Then work in three-quarters cup of currants and a half tea poonful of lemon extract. Make small buns not larger than an egg and set closely in a buttered pan. Let rise ,Tery light and bake. Brush the tops with sugar and water when taken from the oven. FIDO DULY WARNED. Some Resemblance. A little girl In a California public school complained to her teacher that a Mexican boy had struck her. The teacher took Joe. the only Mexican boy in the school, sharply to task for the offense, but the boy denied It. "Mary." said the teacher, "Joe saya he didn't atria you." "Oh. no." said Mary, "twan't Joe: twin that t other boy over there." and she pointed to the blackest of negro boys In the school. "But, Mary, that boy isn't a Mexi can," said the teacher. "Well, anyhow," said Mary, "he's very much tanned." Look here, Fido, if you can't be a better horse than this I shall have to discharge you an' get an automobile!" And It Was Overruled. Judge Hoar and Gen. Butler were opponents in a case of a new trial. Gen. Butler quoted: "Eye for eye, skin for skin, tooth for tooth, yea, all that a man hath, will be give for his life." To which Judge Hoar replied: "Tes, the devil quoted that once before in a mo tion for a new trial." A Bad Break. "That was a bad break Dr. Green made." "What was It?" "He advised our traveling man to give up work for a while and travel for his health." Detroit Free Press. Took It Personally. An author engaged a young lady typewriter to take down his new novel from dictation. At the passage: "Oh! my adorable angel, accept the confes sion from my lips that I cannot exist without you! Make me happy; come and share my lot and be mine until death do us part!" his fair secretary paused and ingenuously inquired: "Is that to go down with the rest?" Breaking the News Gently. A good example of the extremely courteous in public correspondence was the notice sent to Charles James Fox that he was no longer a member of the government of George the Third. It read thus: "His gracious majesty has been pleased to issue a new com mission. In which your name does not appear." How Could He Tellf ' Hirnm Was yer house damaged by that there cyclone? Ike Dur.no I hain't found It yit Cleveland Leader. Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyea Reneved by Murine Eye Remedy. Com pounded by RxperienceU Physicians. Con forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu rine Doesn't Smart; Soothes Bye Pain. Try Murine In Your Eyes. At Druggists. Nine men out of & possible ten wear a sad look after they have been mar ried a year. PIUS Ci RED IN TO 14 DATS. PAZO OlKTMKNTIsKuarantord rare in cam tt lirfeine, liilnd. BIvhkIidic or Prouuduig 1'ile la toMaarsoreioBay refunded. AOs. The professional tramp never punc tures his tire. r Allen's Foot-Fas Csrsstlroa.achtiie, sweating feet. -Sv. Trial package tree. a. &. otiulnl. LKoj. N. T. - - It Is what It Is "cracked up to be," If It is Ice. He who is false to duty breaks a thread In the loom, and will find the flaw when he may have forgotten the cause. H. Ward Beecher. A nessimist needs Garfield Tea. the Herb laxative which regulates the liver, corrects constipation and brings good health ana good spirits. Women would have no use for mir rors that would enable them to see themselves as others see them. ONLY 0H "BRO0 QriMXE." Ttel Is LAIAT1VK IS HOMO OULNIN'K. Look tra the signature of K. W. UUUVIi. Used tits WorJtl The faces of some men look like accidents and some others look like disasters. Italy will soon get accustomed to Its shakes, like an Arkansas "bottom land" dweller. A man's idea of values depends on whether he wants to buy or sell. Mrs. Window's Soothing- Srrap. For children teeisln. softens tbe gums, reduces n SnT" -"-J p-i",-"- -h uu- 25c bottle A good sermon is often spoiled by a bad dinner. Guars': from woman's ailments are invited to write to the names and addresses here given, for positive proof that lydia E. Hnkham's cgeutuie vxuopouna aoes cure lemaie ius. Clucsee, HI. Mrs. Alton Sparling, U Xang- doa Straat. Kindle?, I ml.-Mm. May Fry. Kinsley, nians. Mrs. Stella Gilford Beoman. Sent. X. Y. Mrs. S. J. Barber. Coran-KlrriUa, N.Y. Mr. Wm. Booshtoa. Ctnctanati.O. Mra.WJk.HoBsh.TEaKTtewAv aUlwaukea.Wia.sUia, uuua lsus. 633 14 St tfifsn. Chaaea of T.lfe. Boots Bend. lml.-NUs. Fral Cartia. 1014 S. Lafarette Street. Koah, Ksoiscky. Mrs. TJrrio Holland. Btvwkdetd. M.x llr. Sarah looiignont, SOT 8. Market St. Pateraoa. NJ. Mrs. Wia. Sornsrrillo, 100 Hambargh Avenue. Pklladelpiua. Pa. Mrs. K. E. Garrett, Hal North Garnet Streak. , WlMUn. Carl Danlke. affatendte Troaolea. Kw Mrs. itosrlra Cote. It Soataata Street. Indiaaapolia, lad. Mis. A. P. Anderson, 1307 B. Pratt Street. Bie Ran, Pa. Mrs. W. K. Pooler. Amur Station. CMrs. Anton Moelhanpt. tuKimiul, OhfcxwMn. K. H. Maddoclu. xUS Gilbert Arena. Mocadore. Ohio. Mrs. Lee Maacas, Boa 131. DewittTtlle. X.Y. -Mrs. A. A. Mile. doanton,X.Y. MraHumer K. Seaman, tOS B. Mala Street. Bartonrm, 111. 'Mrs. Petar T e"K"- AeoM Operations. Batapatead. Md. Mrs. Jos. H. UandT. ' Adrian, Oa. Lena V. Honrv, Route So. a. ladisnsnnlis, lnd. llBliia V. Pipor, 2 South Ad-liaoa Street. Lontsrillo, Ky. Mrs, SamlM,3S3S Fonrth St. boats Watt Harbor, Maine. Mrs. Lillian Hobbina, Mb Desert Light Station. Detroit, Mich. Mrs. Frieda Rnsssau, H Maklnua Arenas, Oursa. , I - v- Ornate Dlsplaf e mant s. Moster. Ills. Mr. M-irr Ball. Ijgonier, lad. Mrs. KlimaWaod.B.F.D.Kn.4. UalhaanM! Iowa. Mrs. Clara Watanuaua.' It. F. IX No. L Banuuoem, Kr. Mrs. Joseph Hall. Lewiston. Maine. Mrs. Kaary Cfcratlsr, 66 Oxford street, alinnespolis, Minn. Mis. Joan GL Moldan, XI 16 Second Street, X. 8mrock, Mo. J otis Ham, B.T.S. Xo. 1; BoaXi. Marltoa, Ji J. Mrs. Geo. Jotdy, Route No. 3, BoxsO. Caestar. Ark. Mrs. Ell Wood. Oeillx Ga. Mrs. T. A. Cribo. Pendleton, ln.1. Mrs. Mat Msnhan.B.TL4t. tuaorttige, eo- Jlra. xteiue Atoaiander. Painful Periods. Owhen, Alaj Mrs-W. T. lialtou. HonteKo. S. Cnieago. 111. Mrs Wm. Tully. 46S Ogden At. Paw Paw, Mien. Mrs. uima Uraper. Flushing, Mich. Mrs. Burt Loyd, B. F. D. Ko. 3 ; care of J. A. Sanborn. CoffeeTilie. Mi5s. Mrs. S. J. Jcnes. Cincinnati, Ohio. Mrs. flora Ahr, 13G2 Ernst Street. ClsTelaud, Ohio Miss lizzie Stoiger, IC10 Fleet ATenue, S.K. TVcslcTTille, PaMrs. SIsggieEster,RF.D.l. llversbarg.Toiin Mrs. i.uo ItiUiard, ilLL. UajaelU, Vs.-Mrs. Mayiue Vr'uaUa. Irresnlarltv. Herrin, Til. Mrs. Chas. FolkeL Winchceter, lad. Mrs. May Deal. IVrer. Ind. Mrs. Wm. Oberloh. R. F. T. So. I. Baltimore, Md. Mia. W. S. Ford, 1SS3 Lans- dowae Street. , Bosbarr.Mmm. Mrs. Francis MerklnJ Field Street. Clarksdale. Mo. Miss Anna Wallace. -GuTSTille, Uuio. Mrs. Klla Michael, R.F.HJL Dayton. Ohio. Mrs. Ida Hale, Box 25, Kt- tioaal Mih'tarT Homo. Lebanon, Pa. Mrs. Harry L. BitUe, S33 Leh man Street. Prices, Tenn. Minnie ValL lstroit,Mich. Mrs. Louise Jung,332Chestnni Ovarian Tronble. Vlncennes, Ind. Mrs. SyL B. Jerauld, EOS N. Tenth Street. Gardiner, Maine. Mrs. S. A. Williams, B. F. 1. No. U; Box 59. Philadelphia, Pa. Mrs. Clias. Boell, 3S07 K. Garnet Street. Plattsburg,Mia. MlssVSrnaWilxes,KFJ.l. Female Weakness. Wlllimantic, Conn. Mrs. Ctta Uonovan, Box 2J3. Woodside, Tdnho. Mr. Barbel .Tohnson. Bockland, Maine. Mrs. Will Youug, 6 Col umbia Arenas. Scottville. Mich. Mrs. J.G. Johnson. B.FJ.S. iMTton, Ohio. Mis. F. K. Smith, 431 Elm Sti Erie, Pa. Mrs. J. P. Endlich. K. F. 1. No. 7. Beaver Falls, Pa. Mrs. W. P. Boyd. 2109 Seeenth Areune. FatrchanA, Pa. Mrs. L A. Tmnham. Box ISi " Fort H unter. Pa. Mrs. Marr Jane Shatto. East Earl. Pa. Mrs.Ansustus Lyon, BJ J. z, Yienua, W. Vs. Mrs, Kmtua Wbeaton. : Xerrons Pruet ration. Oeonogu, Mo. Sirs. Mas AicKnight. - ' Camden, 3S..J. Mrs. TUlie Waters, 451 Liber ty Street. Joseph, Oregon. Mrs. Alice Hoffman. Phil:idelphia, Pa. Mrs. John Johnston, 210 Siege! Strea-t. Christiana, Tenn. Mrs. Mary Wood, H. F. D. Ko. 3. Peeos. Texas. Mrs. Ada Young Egleston. umunnuo, V t. JArs. CU. JSarclay, KJfJt. These women are only a' few of thousand. of livinsr wirnpssM of the power of Irdia E. Hnkham's Vegetable Compound to cure female diseases. Xot one of these women ever received compensation in any form for the use of their names in this advertisement but are will ing that we should refer to them because of the good thev may do other suffering women to prove that Lydia E. Phikham's Vegetable Compound is a reliable and honest medicine, and that the statements made in our advertisements regarding its merit are the truth and nothing but the truth. SPECIAL KANSAS SESSION NO APPROPRIATION WAS MADE FOR NORMAL SCHOOLS. . A Blunder by Enrolling Clerks Makes . the Law as Passed Illegal. Topeka, Kansas. A special session ol the legislature may be required to prevent the Kansas State Normal school from closing. It has been dis covered that the enrolling clerks of the senate had made a mistake which may invalidate the entire appropri ation for the normal school and its branches in Pittsburg and Fort Hays. The senate passed a bill making the appropriations for the schools. When it got to the house the appropriations for the Pittsburg ' Manual Training school were cut down $30,000. The! the bill went to a conference and a compromise was reached whereby $18,000 more was given to the Pitts burg school than the house had pre viously voted, and $13,000 less than the senate had appropriated. But the enrolling clerks made a mis take and sent the bill, as sent by the house, and not thev conference report, to the printer. In this way the house bill was signed by the governor, but it had only passed the house and had not passed the senate in that form. The conference report was passed by both houses, but was not enrolled. ' The governor cannot now sign the conference report on the bill and make it become a law. The bill he already has signed cannot become a law because it never passed both houses. The conference report can not become a law, because it was not submitted to the governor to sign in the time limit. The matter has the state officials worried now. Confer ences are being held about it, but no decision has been reached. r Sees a War Cloud Again. Berlin, Germany. The Lokal Anzie ger's .Vienna correspondent gives an extremely pessimistic view of the Balkan situation. Quoting an un named official, he states that all the efforts of the powers to mediate have proved fruitless. The present situa tion, he declares, cannot last longer than a few days. Servia must give unequivocal guarantees by the end of the month of her peaceful intentions or otherwise only a miracle can avert war. A despatch from Vienna to the Tagerblatt is similar in tone. A Veteran Blacksmith. Independence, Missouri. J. G. Mc Curdy, a resident of Independence 61 years, celebrated his 91st birthday anniversary Saturday by working as usual in his blacksmith shop on North Main street. Mr. McCurdy is one of tbe last of the men who, at the time of the Santa Fe trail, wrought by hand in Independence, turning out all kinds of iron work needed by emigrants. Al though his health has been feeble sev eral years he has steadfastly refused to retire form business, but goes every day to his shop. Paris Strike Collapsed. Paris, France. The great strike of the employes of the post office depart ment, which has practically isolated Paris and cut France off from com munication with the outside world for the-past week, collapsed Sunday. The strike committee decided to call off the employes and make the first move to effect a settlement, virtually suing for peace. The government met the committee half way. Death in Burning Leaves. Springfield, Missouri. While burn ing leaves in her yard here, Mrs. 'Agnes Roach, 29 years old, . suffered burns which resulted in her death. A three-year-old child of Mrs. Roach discovered that its mother's clothes were afire. As she ran toward her home a passerby caught her and tore off her dress. Mrs. Roach's legs were terribly burned. She leaves a widow er and three children. This Country Importing Potatoes. Philadelphia, Pa. Sixty thousand bushels of foreign potatoes, the largest consignment ever brought to Philadelphia, were landed Sunday by the steamship Buenos Ayres from Glasgaw and Liverpool. They came from England, Ireland and Scotland and the shipment was made possible by reason of the moderate crop and high prices in the United States." Introduced 495 Bills. Washington, D. C. Monday was the first day in the senate of the in troduction of bills to. be considered by the present congress. There was introduced 495 bills and four Joint resolutions. . ,' - No Commission for Them. : Arkansas City, 'Kansas. By a ma jority of 133 out cf a total vote cf 447. Arkansas City Friday decided not to adopt the commission form of government. -'.' j,fHav xamined 703 Talesmen. San Francisco, CaL There was no addition Tuesday to the roil of jurors in the trial of Patrick Calhoun. When the hour of adjournment ar rived, the attorneys were directing their inquiries to fhe seven hundredth talesmen examined thus far. Reward for Kidnapers. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Gov. Stuart Tuesday night issued a procla mation offering a reward of $15,000 for the arrest and conviction of the kidnapers of Willie Whitla. One of the Important Duties of Physicians and K; lire vy eu-miormea 01 me wona is to learn as to the relative standing and reliability of the leading manufactur ers of medicinal agents, as the most eminent physicians are the most careful as to the uniform quality and perfect purity of remedies prescribed by them, and it is well known to physicians and the Well-informed generally that the California Fig Syrup Co., by reason of its correct methods and perfect equipment and the ethical character of its' product,has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which is accorded to successful and reliable houses only, and, therefore, that the name of the Company h'as become a guarantee of the excellence of its remedy. TRUTH AND QUALITY appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent suc cess and creditable standing, therefore we wish to call the attention of all who would enjoy good health, with its blessings, to the fact that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best each hoar of recreation, of enjoyment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to that end and the use of medicines dispensed with generally to great advantage, bat as in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invaluable if taken at the proper time, the California Fig Syrup Co. feels that it is alike important to present truthfully the subject and to supply the one perfect laxative remedy which has won the appoval of physicians and the world-wide acceptance of the Well-Informed,becatise of the excellence of the combination, known to all, and the original method of manufac ture, which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known under the name of Syrup of Figs and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of family laxatives, and as its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians and the Well-informed of the world to be the best of natural t laxatives, we have adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial effects always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company California Fig Syrnp Co. plainly printed on the front of every package, whether you simply call for Syrnp of Figs or by the full name Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. and the same heretofore known by the name Syrup of Figs which has given satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout the United States, in original packages of one size only, the regular price f which is fifty cents per bottle. Every bottle is sold under the general guarantee of the Company, filed with the Secretary of Agriculture, at Washington, D. C, that the remedy is not adulterated or misbranded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. Louisville, Ky. San Francisco, Cal. U S. A. London, England. New York, N. Y. PLEASANT FOR DAUBER. CARTERS rilTTLE I flVFR ' Sign Painter (to Dauber, A. N. A.) Hello, bo! It's great to meet up wid one of de perfesh oat here in de wilds! . Other Men's Wives. "What a pretty party this is," she said, as she looked around the beauti ful room at the pretty women sitting on the long divans against the wall. "And these are your wives? Aren't 'they sweet? Isn't It lovely T" "Yes" he admitted, "but you ought to have been at our party last month when we had a lot of other fellows wives. It was a whole lot lovelier." . Thousands of country people know that in time of sudden mishap or accident Hamlins Wizard Oil is the best substi tute for the family doctor. That is why it is so often found upon the shelf. Naturally So. "That new play ought to have panned out welL" "Why." "Because It had all fresh roles." ' "Brown's Bronchial Troches" give relief In Bronchial and Lung Troubles. A sim ple remedy. 25 cents a box. Samples sent tree by John I- Brown &Son, Boston, Mass. Adversity is a searching test of friendship, dividing the sheep from the goats with unerring accuracy; and this is a good service. John Watson, D. D. SICE. HEADACHE Positively cored by these Little Pills. They also relieve IHs tress from Iyspepi In digestion and Too HT rty Eating. A perfecUftpm- edjr -for IMzzincsB. Naif sea, Drowsineas, Bad Taste i n tbe Month, Coat ed Tongue, Pain in tbe Side. TORPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. CARTERS lrrri IVER PILLS. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUSSTITUTES. n W J This Trade-mark fliminatp All Uncertainly in the purchase of paint materials. It is an absolute guarantee of pur ity ami Quality. For your own protection, see that it is on die side cf every keg of white lead you buy UTMUL IEH CMMTf This world could profitably try a lit? tie cement it its treaties. Ko man will become a drunkard If he knows how to make a home run. ONION SEED '.' 5533 Per Salzers catalog pace 129- KvhZZ Largest growers of onion and tret able seeds in tbe world. Bie cat aloe free : or, send I6c in stamps and receive catalog and 1000 kernels eacb of onions, carrots, celery, radishes. 1500 eacb lettuce, rutabaga, tor nips, 100 parsley, 100 tomatoes. 100 melons, 1200 charming flower seeds, in all kmo kernels, easily worth 91-00 of any mai.s money. Or. send 20c and we will add one pkg. of Earliest Peep O'Day Sweet Corn. SAL2ER SEED CO.. BoxW, La Crosse, Wis, DEHISCE STK.C.I for slarrhin finest linens W. N. U, LINCOLN, NO. 13, 1909. 320 Acres YES invESTEnncfinnon WILL MAKE YOU RICH Fifty baskets par acre Un freest grown. General srareragegseasertlkSEa H in any otber part of toe comment. Unter Ee retrolatxoaB im possuxetosecarea bosrjestead of lev free, and additional ISO acres at $3 per i "Tbe development of the iWBll P MS SHI marwiocts stride, ft is a rereiatMaw a ordofemqacabr settlement tlaat t ri iwmm Bator, vho tnxtcd Cautia m Aafaii LmiL. Tbe grain crop of J903 wSI set tcany fanners 30M to $25 JX) per acre. Grate raising, raised arming and dasysss; asa the principal industries. Climate is eaceW lent; social conditions) tbe beat; railway ad vantages unequalled; schools, eborefcea and markets close at band. Lax purchased from railway and land com; For "Las Best West" pamahlet information as to bow to secafe le war rates, apply to Soperiateoaesnt grratioD, cmawa, limiii. or t Canadian Government Afent: niacwIsrkUs a". T. it SSI 1 1. IP 0 0, - Cr L3 SJ "I have, suffered with piles for thirty six years. One year ago last April I be gan taking Cascarets for constiiiauosv Is the coarse of s week I not iced fbcpihis began to disappear and t the end of six weeks they did not trouble sne at all. Cascarets haTC done woodrs fas Bsc. I am entirelr cored and feel like George jLryaa, Winoseon, O. Pleaasnt. Palatable. Peers. Tarn oofioed. McmkKkrawtansorbffs. 10c.2Sc.S0is. NmMUaMk. TMna ame tablet stamped CCC waasaaassdf Cars or your mossy hers. sa snakes laundry wortt a piaaraim. M as. fats, sa I) 1st A TISP lt:i? VaaanOTLa-MIilM SIU RE9 UM TOO W.I Cor csea. m MIXES InreeTTICaTIOS COl, Iteelsterei U. 8,Tat. Offica. Ask for .He IBsiIkers (Cocoa bearing this trade mark. Don ' t lb e misled by imitations The genuine sold everywhere PUTNAM FADELESS HDYES Cotat awte esses btiahlsr sad fatter cotofs than anr ?1her dra. One 10c ascksoe colore sB Satn. Tkst Ctem eoMaaj ill sanaenf aithwt ridpun apart. Write Isr ires booklet Sen- to Die, Biesctaasd MrxCeien. MOMXQE DRUB OO..