EYERYTH1K9 WAS FAVORABLE SORRY HE DIDN'T MOVE TO WEST ERN CANADA BEFORE. Mr. Austin was a man who had never had any previous experience In farming, but Western Canada had al lurements, and he profited. He got a low-rate certificate from a Canadian Government agent, and then moved. What he says is interesting: "Ranfurly. Alberta, May 10'08. "J. N. Grieve, Esqr., Spokane, Wash ington. Dear Sir: After a dozen or more years of unsuccessful effort in the -mercantile business in Western Washington, in August, 1903, decided to come to Alberta with a gentleman who was shipping two cars live stock to Edmonton. I assisted this man with the stock over one hundred miles out in the Birch Lake Country, East of Edmonton. Indeed, how sur prised, how favorably everything com pared with my dream of what I want ed to see In a new country. "Had never had any experience in farming, but I was immediately con verted into a farmer. And from that moment I have prospered. Selecting a homestead near Birch Lake, I re turned for wife and three small chil dren and freighted out from Edmonton In March following year we shoveled a spot clear of snow and pitched our tent and commenced operations, at that time we had no neighbors. Four years have passed, the locality, is well settled, two miles from railway sta tion, with churches and schools, tele phone and good road accommodations. "We are enjoying the privileges granted to any rural district in Washington. The Birch Lake Coun try Is no exception, this great trans formation is rapidly going on in every district In Western Canada. "I estimate that every quarter sec tion in every direction is capable of producing a comfortable living for a family of ten forever. After paying for two horses and a cow, had just $10.00 to go on. Did my first plough ing In my life. I was very awkward in my work, but nature was glad and I was abundantly paid for my efforts. Our cattle has increased to about fifty head, which was very profitable on ac count of the abundance of forage. To farm was compelled to buy about four hundred dollars' worth of farm ma chinery on time, and the payments fell due last fall, and you may wonder how I expected to pay for them when we had such a bad year. 'Twas a little bad for Western Canada or for a Mis sourian. But Is not 35 or 40 bushels oats a pretty good yield per acre in many States? Then the price of grain went out of sight, so when I had sold my crop I found I was able to make my payments nicely, besides we had lots of feed. No one has any busi ness raising cattle without growing grain, or vice versa. As to the winters, did not feed my cattle, excepting?te calves, a fork of hay until In Marin. Have found the winters much more pleasant than we did In Western Wash ington. This is strange and hard to explain, but 'tis true, nevertheless, at 40 degrees below zero we have more comfort than you would at 20 degrees above, so still and dry with bright, unny days. My wife says that the only regret she has Is that we did not come here ten years ago, as we would now certainly have been in a position to retire from hard work. Most wom en soon become satisfied as neigh bors begin to come round them. Have 98 acres in crop this year. besides two acres potatoes, which have always brought me a fair price. We find a ready market for everything we produce. To the Poor Man Here is a chance to establish yourself. To the Rich Man Here is a chance to buy land for $10.00 to $15.00 per acre which will produce more crops than a halt dozen acres of your $50.00 to $75.00 per acre land. And ff not very much mistaken, this year will prove an eye opener to those who are a little sceptical. The trouble with me is that I have so much to say so favorable to Alberta 'tis hard to be brief. Respectfully, (Signed) "P. S. AUSTIN." Silly Question. Him Am I the first man you were ever engaged to? Her Don't Insult me. You know perfectly well that I am 25 years old. Do I look like a lemon? $100 Reward, $100. Tfee readers Of this HMf will h nhuwd to lmm that there to at taut one dreaded disease that science baa besn able to cure In all Ita statcra, and that Ml Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known to tt tnedlral fraternity. Catarrh Dliui a constitutional disease, reaulres a constitu tional treatment. Unit's Catarrh Cure Is taken In. teraally. acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the system, thereby destroying the ' Inundation of the disease, and Riving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assist ing nature In doing Its work. 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A new-8ociety is called "The Non swearing Knights or America." What a lot of musical comedies they'll have to stay away from, to make good. THE WAGEWORKER By W. M. MALI PIN UHCOL9I, KEBRASKA It seems reasonably clear that-Cas tro saw the psychological moment coming and ducked. Chicago isn't exactly going "dry" but it is trying to give up impure milk, and that's a hopeful sign. It is proposed to double the presi dent's salary. If that is done, there'll be 14 candidates instead of seven, next time. Connecticut's champion eel skinner has retired from business. Heres a good Job for some ambitious young athlete. One thing certain is that the Em manuel movement cannot stop the pervading disposition of man to put up an argument. A new kind of flea has been discov ered in California. It has six teeth and is a high jumper. Maybe it is de signed to pounce on airships. An exchange teils us . that the kaiser's favorite maxim is "Forget it." All right. Von Buelow isn't going to be the one to jog his memory. Senator Elkins has long had an eye to the best investments. Since the country thought that he was figuring on a duke, he has bought a bank. Whiting's chief of police was held up and robbed of his star, revolvers, money and billy. We hope the high waymen left him with at least a clew. A Colorado man gave his grandson, aged one month. $1,000,000 as a Christ mas present. Think of the toys that youngster can buy with all that money. The telephone girls at Rockford. 111., struck because they were not permit ted to talk. As well tell the birds not to sing and the flowers not to throw off their fragrance. A Pittsburg artist succeeded in get ting a flashlight photograph of a mem ber of the city council in the act ot re ceiving a bribe. It may properly be referred to as a moving picture. Soeeializing in farming will be car ried too far if scientific farmers pro duce robless corn. Several thousand acres then would have to be devoted to raising a variety that grew only cob pipes. Both Paris and London are dis cussing the commercial future of the flying machine. It is a safe prophecy that the sporting fraternity will get Into aeroplaning some time in advance of commerce. Castro of Venezuela, who "revolut ed" himself into the presidency and has held on like grim death ever since, must have hearty contempt for one who is so "easy" as the late Presi dent Alexis of Hayti. A New York judge has decided that a man whose salary is not more than six dollars a week need not pay all mony. This may cause some men to quit exaggerating when they refer, to the salaries they draw. Since this country Bet up in busi ness as an independent nation its golU mines have yielded more than three billion dollars. It takes the American hen about six years to furnish eggs and chickens worth that much. Going barefoot seems to be growing less popular in the West Indies than it used to be. During the last fiscal year the United States exported more than two and a half million pairs of shoes to these islands, one-third as many as the exports to the whole world. Early in the new year another bat tleship will be added to the navy. It will be called the Delaware in honor of Maryland's little neighbor on the east. No doubt it will be a fine ship and will add more strength to about the strongest naval fighting force in the whole world. The children of the late Charles E. Perkins ot Boston have given to the city of Colorado Springs "The Garden of the Gods," one of the scenic wonders of America. The park has long been open to the public, and the formal transfer is in accordance with Mr. Perkins wish. This gift is similar in spirit to Mr. Kent's gift of Muir Park, California, to the nation, and to a bequest recently received by the city of Boston of a large sum of money to maintain the city parks. In the light of revelations from Hayti it is not at all surprising that revolutions succeed there. It is an nounced in official dispatches that the government troops areso disaffected that they have to be tied together in couples to prevent them from desert ing. This suggests a modification of an old "pome:" The soldiers they stand two by two The sergeant and the corporal too. If not tied they'd surely flee. Leaving the gov'ment up a tree. The man, experienced in hunting in Africa, who says that the president will find no elephants where he is go ing, is very likely right. The elephant is a wise beast, and the president proposed route has been published for some time. The girl who has neglected to pro pose during leap year and finds her self still alone and unsought may be expected to begin agreeing with the poet that "of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these: 'It might have been.'" JUST SWUNG A HAT AND TRAIN WOULD STOP AT FARMER'S SIGNAL. n Early Days of the Rail This Was as Effective as the Red Light Now, But the Times Have Changed. Among the first railroads ever laid In this country were the Hartford & New Haven and the Boston & Provi dence both new parts of that great N. Y., N. H. & H. system which comes near to controlling the transportation business of all New England. The early railroad corporations conducted their affairs on a somewhat different basis from the present day corpora tions. One old farmer on the line of the B. & P., just outside of Providence, was urged to give the struggling road permission to lay its tracks through his farm. Being a Yankee, it was nat ural for him to look to the main chance in every transaction, and aside from the- great public benefit that the building of the road was supposed to be, he wanted to know what he was going to get out of it. . "Why, you'll want to ride to town on it, won't you?" it was suggested. "The trains will travel faster than a horse." Ah, but your station is two miles In the other direction. Don't do pie any good," grumbled the farmer. So they told him that when he want ed to go to town all he had to do was to go down to the railroad, stand be side the track, swing his hat when the train came along, and it would stop for him. And it did, too, for some years. Then the company began to make money began to "feel its oats" as it were and new and younger men got control. . A new superintendent was put on that branch of the road, and riding over the line one day he ,saw the farmer stop a train in this manner and get aboard. Needless to say that was the last time the old man was so accommodated. He could swing his old hat till he was blue In the face thereafter and! as he said himself in after years, "She'd whiz by an' would not even hesertate!" Speed was certainly not the first ob ject of the early railroads. Freight was what the promoters of the "rail road kyars" were after. ' Stage coach drivers held the new-fangled trains in much contempt. In the beginning cars traveled little if any faster than the coaches. Supt. Davidson of the old N, H. & H. once told of driving with his father behind a team of horses, in 1840, when they had a race with a pas senger train near Wallingford, Conn., where the railroad and turnpike are parallel for ' three or four miles, and for all that distance the carriage kept pace with the railroad train. Sometimes an inch of snow on the rails would stop a train. Henry C. White, one of the first conductors on that road, related how he and the bag gage master used to sit on the pilot of the locomotive, one on each side, and brush off the snow from the rails with a broom as the train slowly crawled on. Each had a pail of sand and now ajid then sprinkled a shovelful on the slippery rails. The driving wheels (en gines only had one pair then), used to slip in a most irritating way, and a grade on a wet day was an experience to turn a man's head gray! On one occasion a train got stuck on the Galesville grade by- one inch of snow, and the wood and water gave out be fore the locomotive could pull to the ton. At length they got out the neigh bors, yoked four pairs of oxen to the train, and drew it, passengers, bag gage and all, into Meriden with flying colors! . Hero of Forest Fire Retired. "Jim" Root, oldest engineer on the Northern Pacific railway system, has been, laid off, but, although he has ceased to work, he will continue to draw his pay as if he was running an engine. He is now 73 years old. ' Root won fame for his heroic deed in saving the passengers on his train from being roasted alive when they were caught at Hinckley, Wis., in a forest fire five years ago. He was running a train between Duluth and St. Paul. He ran his engine to Hicck .ley, which was found to be in ashes 'Suddenly the wind fanned the forest 'fires and the train was surrounded 'by flames. Root stuck to his throttle while the fireman dipped water from the engine's tank and threw it on him and on the cab to keep them from burning. The smoke was suffocating and the heat terrific, but the members of the crew stayed at their posts until the train reached Skunk creek, where all escaped to the water and were savtd, LEFT HANGING OVER RAVINE A recent cloudburst near Telluride, Col., swept all the supporting work of these tracks away, leaving the rails and ties suspended over a deep gulch. Nearly 200 feet of track was thus left suspended, and only the timely dis covery of ' the washout prevented a Denver & Rio Grande railroad train from running into the gulch. Popular Mechanics. NO SMASHUPS IN HOLLAND. Only One Passenger Was Killed Dur ing Past Year. Recently I read in an English news paper a statement that there' had been but one passenger killed on the rail roads of Holland during the past fiscal year, and the paper, commenting on this fact, suggested that American rail roads would find in this example some thing to emulate. It is easy enough to understand how the mortality from accidents would be comparatively small in Holland after one travels upon some of the trains in that coun try, for they are exasperatingly slow, and the people do not seem to be im bued with the American desire to get to their destination quickly, no matter what the cost. Yet there are other considerations besides slow speed which must be borne in mind in determining the rea sons why railroad travel is so much safer in Holland than in America, the excellence of roadbed, equipment and management being prime factors. The cars used on the Dutch railroads are practically the same as those found elsewhere in Europe, and for short journeys are very comfortable, and are characterized by the same scrupu lous cleanliness which is found fn everything in that carefully groomed country. WED IN. RAILROAD STATION. Judge Was Summoned, by Telegraph and Travelers Witnessed Rite. Arthur Henry Bennett of 1941 Mas sachusetts avenue, Boston, was in Hackensack, N. J., and sent to Judge Sam Engler, of Hoboken, a telegram that read: 'Can you marry us in the Lacka wanna station this afternoon? If so, meet us there at five o'clock. Carry a handkerchief in your left hand." The judge didnt know whether he was being kidded or not, but with a copy of the marriage form pasted in a copy of "David Copperfield," he went to the station. He saw a shy-looking pair and immediately took out his handkerchief. The man came over and introduced himself and then pre sented the girl, who, the man said, was Miss Irene Messner, of Maywood, Bergen county, N. J. The judge found a man and his wife who were waiting for a train to Buf falo and got them to witness the per formance of the rite. When it was all over the couple took a ferryboat for New York, saying they were going to Boston, where Bennett is a civil en gineer. . Steel Passenger Coaches. Steel passenger coaches on the rail roads in this section are no longer the rarity they were 12 months ago. They are to be seen by the score daily. During the past summer all steel cars have formed the largest portion of some of the shore trains on the Penn sylvania, and on the same road there is scarcely a through train which is made up in part of day coaches that has not one or more steel cars at tached. On the exterior they have not quite the smooth finished appear ance of a coach made of hardwood panels. The rivets are seen where the steel plates overlap, yet unless atten tion is called to them they are apt to pass unnoticed. In their interiors they are plain, but very neat and com fortable; they run smoothly, ride, easi ly, make no more noise than the ordit nary coach and they impart to the passengers a sense of security that makes them very popular. They may be heavier than wooden coaches, but the traveling public has no inter est in that except as it may afford them better protection In case of acci dent. But it is hoped the accident will be very long in coming. Newark News. Press Clothes on Train. As a concession to men travelers who have regard for their personal ap pearance, the Pullman cars are to be so equipped as to permit a daily creas ing of the trousers and a separate basin designed to meet the needs of, persons who; are in the habit of using the toothbrush will be. provided. To relieve the - embarrassment of passengers who may be traveling with but one suit of clothes it is announced that the pressing process may be un dertaken at night. Charges will be upon a hotel basis. San Francisco Call. For Sleepy Travelers. A French' engineer, M. Edouard Cros, has submitted to the French rail road companies an invention designed to relieve drowsy travelers of the fear of being carried past their des tination. The iavention consists of a slip of paper on which is a dial. The passenger writes his destination on the slip, marks the time he is due on the dial, and attaches the paper to a part of the carriage where it can be easily seen by the railroad servants, whose duty it will be to tell the trav eler when he has arrived. Reads Till Train Hurls Him. When James R. Patton,. a Warriors Mark (Pa.) farmer, found himself hurling through space, he realized for the first time that something unusual had happened to him. Previously he had been so engaged in reading a newspaper that he did not know his team had drawn him on a grade cross ing near Tyrone, right in front of a train. Patton and the horses escaped Injury, but the wagon was demolished and the Thanksgiving turkeys and chickens were slaughtered. To Fill Cracks in Floors. Cracks in floors may be neatly and permanently filled with a paste made from old newspapers, flour, alum and water, thoroughly boiled together. .TETV ads gewWy yeiX. vow system &$&&uxXy ; To beeJcivo r-IANUFACTURlTD BY THE CALI FORMA Fig Syrup Co. SOLD BY LEADING DRUGGISTS 5QA BOTTLE . i Western Canada the Pennant Winner "The Last Best West" The government ol Canada now gives to every actual set tler 160 acres of wheat- growing land free and an additional 160 acres at $3.00 an acre. The 300,000 contented American settlers makiner their homes ih Western Canada is the best evidence of the superiority of that country. They are becoming rich, growing from 25 to 50 bushels wheat to the acre; 60 to 110 bush els oats and 45 to 60 bushels barley, be sides having splendid herds of cattle raised on the prairie grass. Dairying is an im portant industry. The crop of 1908 still keeps Western Canada in the lead. The world will soon look to it as its food-producer. 'The thing; which most impressed ns was the magnitude of the country that is available for agricultural purposes." national Editorial Correspondence. IMS. Low railway rates, eood schools and churches," markets convenient, prices the highest, climate perfect. Ijands are for sale by Railway and Land Com- fanles. Inscriptive pamphlets and maps sent free, or railway rates and other information apply to Superintendent of Immigration. Ottawa, Canada, or the authorized Canadian Government Agent: W. V. BENNETT, 801 Hew fork Life Building. Omaha. Nebraata, When your Watch Stops : Yon cannot make It go by shaking it. ! vvhentne bowels are ' constipated you can j disturb them with , cathartics but, like ' the watch, they will not be able to do their allotted work until they are put into proper condi tion to do it. One cannot mend a delicate piece of mechanism by vio lent methods, and no machine made by man is as line ' as the human body. The use of pills, salts, castor-oil and strong: cathartic medicines is the violent method. The use of the herb tonic laxative. Lane's Family Meaicme is the method adopted by intelli gent people. Headache, backache, indigestion, constipation, skin diseases all are benefited immediately by the use of this medicine. Druggists sell it nt 25c. and 50c. "A tittle Cold is a Dangerous Thing' ' and often leads to hasty disease and death when neglected. There are many ways to treat a cold, but there is only one right way use the right remedy. DR.D.JAYNE'S EXPECTORANT is the surest and safest remedy known, for Coughs, Croup, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma, Pleurisy. It cures when other remedies fail. Do something f or your cold in time, you know what delay means, you know the remedy, too Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant. Bottles in three sizes, $1. 50c, 25c : SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Llftle Pills. They also relieve Dis tress from Dyspepsia, In digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem edy for Dizziness, Nau sea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste in the Mout h, Coat ed Tongue, Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. CARTERS rTUTTlE If' VER II PILLS. SEED BARLEY6.'' SaaVH Per Salzer's catalog page 119. BBBBBaW I Largest erowara of seed barlev. oats, wheat. I spelts, corn, potatoes, grasses, clovers and farm seeds in the world. Big catalog free : or, send lOo in stamps and receive samples of barley yielding 173 bu. per acre. Billion Dollar Grass. Oats, Speltz, etc.. etc easily vrorti) SIO.OO to get a start with. Or. send 14c and we add a sample farm seed novelty never seen by you before. SALZER SEED CO., Box W, La Crosse. Wis. nrriAMPP CTARPIt ea!et to work with and UCMHNUC dl ftnun starches clothes nicest. (TV nrrrir 11 VER I PIUS. r 1 A. newspaper contributor living In Chicago; has received word from London that he has become heir to over $3,000 of the Mrs. Martin Cullen estate. This is a reward for his kindness to Mrs. Cullen after an acci dent In London in 1901. , Uncle Sam has spent something like $10,000,000 prosecuting the Standard Oil company. When you are convinced by an advertisement that the article is what you wish insist on getting it THE CHILD'S SAVING INSTITUTE. Engaged In the Noble Mission off Protecting and 8avlng Desti tute and Helpless Children. The chief object of the work of the Child Saving Institute is to save and protect destitute and helpless chil dren. For the most part It is support, ed by the free gifts of philanthropic men and women of Omaha. Such an Institute could not long survive in a small community where the people are as a rule unable to make large contributions. Experience shows that charitable organizations of the magni tude and effectiveness of the Child Saving Institute can subsist only In large population centers, -where, of course, there is the greatest need of Its kind offices. In the absence of such organization In the small towns dependent children must be takers . Into the homes of benevolent men and women who thus assume the burden -for the community and in some cases these good people can ill afford to do so. In every town and village there are examples of this work of humani ty, so that everybody has come to know and to realise the absolute necessity for providing same system atic mean's of caring for- unfortunate children. This is why well-to-acT people In the country towns express a wiumgneBB 10 comriDuie 10 ine sup port of the Child Saving Institute which, has 'from ita origin received destitute children ' from- many places outside of Omaha. In' every case of this kind the Institute not only re lieved the local community " of . the burden of caring for such children 1 but it. brought to the relief of the children a systematic, efficient means of protection and care as the result of much study anl experience an equip, inent impossible to a small town. : The officers of the Institute do not stop to inquire whether The people of any community have done their full duty by the dependent children re commended for admission to the in stitute; they are taken in and glvert the best possible care, and later placed Into good homes in this or some other community. It is purely a worn 01 Humanity, aeserving 01 me sympathy and support of every man and woman in the west. The board of trustees make an appeal to benevolent-minded jnen in the towns and villages of Nebraska for contributions in support ef the Institute and to help . erect a new building now contemplat- ' ed and which is a necessity to the in. creasing demands of the work, . 54-40 or Vight. ,:. A new book by Emerson, Hough, author of the Mississippi Bubble. Dedi cated to President Roosevelt. Illus trated by Arthur I. Keller. The Bobbs Mernll company,. Indianapolis. A real sensation has been sprung upon the reading public in the book bearing this -curious title. - If - your ' memory of Tyler's and Polk's admin istrations is fresh, you will recall "54 40 or Fight" , was the ringing and alliterative slogan of the jingoes in the OregOn boundary dispute with England., It is the "inside" history of this dispute, together with the diplo matic intrigue connected with the an nexation of Texas, that the author has turned to splendid romantic advan tage. Cloth, $1.50. . " While the February Century is to be a Lincoln centenary issue, and so given up mainly to Lincoln features, the number will offer also authorita tive discussion of two important public questions: "The Menace of Aerial Warfare" by Henry B. Hersey, United States weather bureau inspector, and "Dangers of the Emmanuel Move ment" by the Rev.' Dr. James M; Buck ley, editor of the Christian Advocate. . From the Jonesville! Monitor. A "Young Mother" asks our opinion of "the alleged injurious effects of rocking on babies." We must frankly say tiiat we consider it a brutal prac tice. As the father of a great many babies, of all ages, we never rocked on any - of them intentionally,- and we would probably " be arrested if we ex pressed our full opinion of any woman who would presume to do so. Febru ary Lippincott's. ; , If you are in need of old line life insurance, or wish an. agency to write life insurance, correspond with The Midwest Life of Lincoln. , .. The opinion Is very general that sitting on a young man's knee will not be near as enjoyable, now that an Ohio judge has decided' that it is entirely proper. ;- .A Denver man was boiled in the bath tub at a fashionable apartment house and there are those cruel enough to suggest that the story is mere advertising. Lincoln Directory Ifgouare going to buy " STALU0.1 send for our pictorial story ot the horse free if you mention this Paper. WATSOH. WOODS UOS. &KELLT Lincoln, Neb. . . 1