I THE WAGEVVQRKER By W. M. MAUPFN -'NEBRASKA At the present rate or growth Man hattan Island will have a population ot 1.500,000 In 1932. The wages of women In Asiatic Tup key vary from ten to fifteen cents a day of ten hours. England reports an enormous de mand for second-hand Bibles. Got any mii'va niitffrnvnf In the population of New York city there are 187,000 persons who are stockholders in corporations. ' Pu Yi, the emperor, has 30 nurses, and Is hollering for his old one. What's the use of being an emperor? The Pittsburg Press says that wealth kills. Well, we'd far rather be hit with u tnan witn a suck or aynamue. - English newspapers say they are sorry for the kaiser. That Is an artis tic way of piling on the punishment. Canadian physician says our high school boys are being "effeminlzed" by women teachers. Noticed it, this fall? Philadelphia has established an all night bank, and its 'citizens no longer need be afraid to go home In the dark. Mrs. Girard Banckcr told a woman's tocn in New York that all wives grovel to their husbands. Say but her sex protects her. We are still waiting for some scary German general to rise up and explain to an awe-struck public how easy it would be for a British army to devas tate the German empire. The man who lent Mr. Rockefeller that $2,000 to go into business with would have made a good bargain if he had stipulated that Instead of Interest lie should have half the profits. A young woman in New Jersey was scared to death at the sight of a mouse. This will reassure those pes simistic persons who fear that the woman of to-day is losing all her es sentially womanly qualities. The Vermont papers are busily dis missing the Question who shall be elected governor in 1910. Already there are several candidates in the field. - Politicians in Vermont are prompt. Dr. Parkhurst says the wearing of big hats is un-Christian. But that will have little effect upon the devout fe male sex as long as big hats are stylish.. The reverend critic is singular- c nature If he. does 'aot know feoplo are talking of undertaking to teach women how to get off a street car without imperiling their necks. Which suggests an alteration of an old proverb: You can take a woman to a street car, but can' you make her get off in any other than the woman's way? According to Dr. Marv Patrick, nres- Ident of the girls' college at Constanti nople, the Turkish women have thrown oft their veils, and are lecturing in different prominent cities like Con stantinople and Salonica, and are also forming woman's clubs. Now watch irkey boom! Tdv avoid misleading ambitious rhymesters, perhaps we ought to say that thn lato Rlnnriirnnri W Pntttcr tVin et of Kittle Neck, L. I., who left an estate of leSS.IOO. of which more than 50(vf00 was bequeathed to the Amer ican OTb'e society, did not make his money witng pootr. The shah oTPei'3'a declares he will protect the rigTHs of his subjects against the wickedNdebJi of the evil- awn m uu vv uu i a uui. a v. . n a i ' itii.n Ilnf mean as much aB they us84 to signify, and the shah's anxiety to prcAet his subjects from the evils of a constitu tion will be fully understood. They ought to get some policemet? j show signs of almost human intelli gence, says the Baltimore American. A man was arrested there lately for vio lently resisting an officer in trying to break through the fire lines. His en tirely Inadequate excuse in the eyes of the policeman was that the burn-' ing house was his own, his wife and baby were Inside and he rated their nfntv n )iri7 a nff1fn1 rpil tnnn A test of the soot-laden air in Chi cago shows that 7,000 pounds of or ganic and mineral substances are de K8ited on an acre of ground in that city from the atmosphere. Now let anyone dare to say that this condition of the air Is not injurious to health. As Indianapolis is hardly less afflicted with smoke than Chicago, the deposits Ijably as heavy there. No won der every" one complains of the diffi culty of breathing and of keeping clean. . A new method of protecting safe3, says Popular Mechanics, is to arm them with a grenade which explodes when the safe Is blown open, and fills the air with deadly fumes, so that the burglars cannot proceed with their work. Carman Sylva has just contributed to an Italian journal an article in which, under the title of "The Reign of Women," she declares the advanced Tlews urged In certain quarters con cerning women to be Utor!an, and re nounces her connection with the move, meat without regret - FROM THE o HOUSEKEEPER'S NOTEBOOK Inefilons Arrangements for Small Apartments. (Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles.) Many persons live in small quarters from .choice. Others do so from ne cessity. The business woman chooses them for every motion counts in strength and the time required to do her housework.' In cold sections of the country, they help solve the ques tion of heat. It is a fact that com pactness saves time, expense, and many steps in the course of a day. Though we may, sub rosa, long for the spacious rooms and large houses con sidered necessary by our forefathers, reason tells us that many and large rooms make more work. Many devices have been adopted to aid the housekeeper who must live in compact quarters. Among them is a bed which pulls out of the wall and can be pushed back when not in use. Generally, it runs back into a closet, the floor of which Is raised to the height of the bed. In this way it is completely out of sight and takes no room In the day time. Ventilation is secured by openings which let in the air in various places. People who have tried this bed consider it practical and sanitary. The clothes are placed in a chest during the daytime and this also serves as a seat. Another labor-saving device is the kitchenette. This is a small room, usually six feet by four feet, much re sembling a closet and built In the apartment, where it is desired to go without a kitchen and the sitting room is used for a dining room. This kit chenette holds a small gas stove, usu ally two burners, a tiny sink, and a small refrigerator. The walls behind these are lined with shelves and clos ets to hold dishes. It is remarkable hdw much cooking can be done in these small rooms. Some "cliff dwellers" get their three meals in them, and they are primarily Intended for persons who wish to cook their own breakfasts and luncheons and go out for dinner. These kitchen ettes are usually found in apartments consisting of two rooms and a bath. Life in apartments simplifies house keeping in many of its forms. Stairs do not have to be climbed, rooms are tew and conseqnent work lessened, but the servant problem still remains In some modified form and new prob lems arise in place of the old. .To meet the demands of the modern ten ant all kinds of apartments are erect ed with aids like the kitchenette, some practical and others not. So far as known no such absurdity as a stove which serves as a folding bed has been invented, but many Ingenious devices have been placed upon the market, among them a set of springs which can be .placed over the ' bathtub at night, and made to serve as a bed. Some inventions are not to be adopt ed for sanitary reasons, others are worthy of consideration. Many of these fixtures and appliances that re lieve housework of much of its drudg ery have been patented, others are not and can be tried anywhere. It may surprise many to know that some of the most novel inventions in the way of reducing living space to a minimum, and at the same time plan ning apartments so they are comfort able and in many cases luxurious, come from California. The latest fea tures In the best apartments are so novel and sensible that they deserve wide attention. A handsome new apartment consists of parlor, living room, kitchen, private hall, private bath and storage closet. As space is desirable, the parlor and living room are made to serve a double and triple purpose. The parlor is both parlor ana bedroom, and the living room is in turn dining room, bedroom and sit ting room. So unique are the arrange ments that when used for one purpose there is no indication, cf their having ever been put to another use. Waste room - in every form is avoided, and doors, mantels and other architectural features are arranged so they can be converted into a double feature. Oft from the iivins? room and con nected with it by doors, which not only separate the rooms but areseful In other ways. Is a tiny kite hnn. Thls Is complete and arranged so that an am ple meal can be provided In a short time. The sink has an attachment whereby the holes in the drain ran be closed, thus making a pan which can be used for dishwashing. Other pat ents simplify work in a similar man ner. Undoubtedly the mo3t uninue features are the uses to. which the doors are put. On the inside of one of the doors opening into the kitchen, a gas stove is hung, on the other side Is suspended a dining table top, four by six feet In size. The small center table In the sitting room is wheeled to this top, fastened to it by means of clamps and returned to the middle cf the floor. This makes a dining table for six persons. This convenience Is eclipsed by the wonders of the other door, for this swings on a central piv ot so that the stove, with gas still burning, Can be turned into the dining room and used as a hot buffet to warm dishes during a meal. Thus the ac cusants of this unique apartment have living room, kitchen and dining room provided in a simple, up-to-date man ner, and few steps are required to accomplish the work which la reduced to a minimum. "; "A prtt feature in inese Biwiaia . - - - a. Is '-a combination .book case ing desk.' ' This la statlqned to the left of the mantel. -.To all appearances this is the only object 'but it serves another purpose as well, for it is also a'door which leads into the storage "closet. This closet is arranged to hold the bed clothes as well as -wearing ap-., parel. The bed itself is in the day time a handsome mantel. A spring at tached to the top shelf of this mantel lets down the front to form a bed when desired. This turning of the mantel into a bed is a sanitary ar rangement for the back of the bed opens into a well ventilated closet. Clamps are fastened to the four cor ners of the bed to hold the clothes.' When the bed is turned up in the day time these clamps keep the clothes suspended, and as there is a space of an inch and a half between the various crticles the air can circulate freely all day. Nor are these all the Aladdin wonders, for the large cheval glass In the parlor, like the mantel in the flit ting romm, serves a double purpose and turns down to furnish a full size bed with sanitary conditions like the other. Here, then, are living room, parlor, two sleeping rooms, kitchen, bath room and reception hall, with practi cally nothing but two rooms to care for. In some of the new apartments where added room is needed, a Vene tian blind is suspended from the ceil ing so that it cuts the room in half. This can be rolled up to the top of the room in the daytime and at night it forms a protection so that the room is divided into two and thus gives op portunity for an extra couch. In oth er apartments screens are fitted on the reverse side to hold extra clothing. A new patent of this kind consists of a screen with hooks on the back which are concealed when hung with cloth ing, by canvas covered doors. Dres3 boxes are utilized for seats in the day time and beds at night in other apart ments, i Many of these plans to minimize space and economize labor are worthy of consideration. Space in the kitchen can always be saved by using a kitch en cabinet arranged to hold cooking and eating utensils. The best of these cabinets are costly and an old book case can be converted into one at small expense. The newest kitchen table is made with the molding board under the drawer which holds knives, forks, spoons and enough dishes for a meal. The hoard slips under and can be pulled out when needed. Hooks are placed at intervals down the legs of the table to bold pans and cooking utensils that must be hung up.. In one small apartment where there Tas' no kitcben the hoHgefceeper had a stand made the right height for washing dishes. A large hole in the top allowed the dish pan to be inserted and a per forated piece of tin the exact size of the bottom of the pan made a false bottom which prevented particles from settling in the pan. The water in .this way was free enough from, sediment to throw down the bathroom escape pipes. The cooking utensils were hung on hooks around" the legs of this impromptu sink. How much can be accomplished In small quarters if the housekeeper has ingenuity and is on the alert for new ideas! One of the latest inventions for apartments of small space is the sectional chiffonier. It is really a drawer containing two boxes over which another drawer the exact coun terpart fits. A detachable mirror rests on top, and the whole is an attractive and serviceable piece of furniture to hold clothing or anything one desires. When more seats are needed in the room, the two sections can be taken apart, the mirror placed out of the way, and the top and bottom sections make seats against the wall. In this way there are seats for four guests who never imagine they are sitting on what was once a chiffonier. ALL "HAVE HAD TO TIP. Petty Extortion It Seems Impossible to Eradicate. More suggestive of the book's title than the topic of libraries Is the all important subject of tips, to which Mr. Russell devotes a chapter. Like all wise people, he has given up the strug gle against the tip, admitting that you "might as well try to poultice the hump off a camel's back as to cure mankind cf theso little corruptions." Besides, from time immemorial, every body has had to tip even George I. "This i3 a strange country," said that king, according to the report of Hor ace Walpole. "The first morning after my arrival at St. James' I looked out of the window and saw a park with walks, and a canal, which they told me were mine. The next day Lord Chetwynd, the ranger of my park, sent me a fine brace of carp out of my esnal, and 1 was told I must give five guii.fias to Lo'rd Chetwynd's servant for bringing me my own carp, out of my own canal, in ray own park." Eut, after all, Oeorge's little perplexity wa.s nothing compared with the grim irony' of William Lord Russell, as he discussed the question of the tip while under sentence of desMh. "He asked," sayB Bishop Burnet, "wjat he should give' the executioner. I told him ten guineas. He said, with a emffe, it was a pretty thing to ?ive a foe to hfive his head cut off." T. P. Loion Weekly. d Originality. The most original modern authors are not so because they advance wlaat is new, but simply because they knpw how to put what they have to say I as If it had never been said before', Goethe. ' Man. ' Some men not being satisfied with their naturally ugly ftces Insist upon whistling on the street. Atchison Globe. and Tlrft- BROUGHT THANKS ' L Copyright bj WaMon Fawcett. Tang Shao Yi is the special ambassador of China who came all the way from his country to Washington to thank the United States for remitting part of the Boxer indemnity. He is one of the most brilliant and capable men of the Flowery Kingdom. Before going home he will observe and absorb all he can of our financial and commercial systems so that his country may profit by it. . THE HELP HOW ONE SOCIETY SOLVES THE SERVANT QUESTION. German Housewives in New York Give Rewards to Maids for Faith ful Service to Its Members. New York. The managing director of the German Housewives' society which, at its receBtrrsalaeeting awarded premiums to 40 servants for -faithful , service,, declares that the members of the society know nothing of the difficulty of the servant prob lem which is driving suburbanites from their country homes and- city householders into apartment hotels. The Hausfrauen Verein does not belong to the City Federation of Wom en's Clubs and Its members are not long on social uplift or economic progress. Equal suffrage is barely a name and the glories of the Daughters of the Revolution have hardly been re vealed to them. 1 - Instead they are a band of women who cling tenaciously to the idea, rapidly becoming obsolete, that the eternal job of woman is to make a comfortable home. It is a just con viction, but so deep that they managed to strike at the roots of the servant problem, while their sisters who es teem themselves brilliant and intellec tual confess themselves beaten. The Houseiwives' society is versa tile. It acts as an employment agency for its members. It gives free services to employes in various ways. It en courages servants in all the domestic patience and tact. Mrs. Theresa C. Schmidt, the managing director, Is full of help for the servants who come to her seeking places. Twelve years ago, before the days of employment agency reform, a few German women arose in revolt against the ways of employment agencies and formed a society to serve the same purpose in a more satisfactory man ner. This antedated the days of the servant problem in, its present serious aspect, but these careful housewives recognized disturbing influences be low stairs and built their society to meet them. According to Mrs. Schmidt, the se cret of happiness among the German housewives is a deep seated objection to a continual change of maids. DOG CUSTODIAN OF JEWELS. . Boston Bull Takes i Gems to Mistress Every Night. New York. Persons at the Plaza were surprised the other day to see a Boston bulldog leave the office in that hotel with a Russian leather jewel case held between his teeth, and, fol lowed by a maid, walk to an elevator and enter it. They were more sur prised when they learned that the jewel case contained gems worth sev eral thousand dollars, the. property of Mrs. Benjamin B. Kirkland of Phila delphia who, with her husband, is staying in the hotel. Mrs. Kirkland has found that Cap tain, the bulldog, is a faithful mes senger, and has intrusted to him each evening the task of going to the office to get the jewels she is to wear at dinner. " Captain came to the Plaze with Mr. and Mrs. Kirkland from the Hotel Ritz, Paris. A Russian leather jewel case is the only article he will carry in his mouth, and while he is the cus todian of the jewels he makes no stops on his journey. The maid who accompanies him as a measure of pro tection seems to be superfluous, be cause the dog goes directly to the of fice safe, and, having received the cas5, goes immediately to Mrs. Kirk land's apartment with it. OF CHINESE EMPIRfe PROBLEM "The comfort of the household de pends more upon keeping servants for a long time than upon anything else," she said, "so we reward the maids who stay in their places. When a girl has worked for one of our. members for two years she is presented at the annual meeting with a handsome gold brooch in the form of a bee." Mrs. Schmidt displayed one of these emblems .pf industry, which was en graved on the" -back with the stamp of the society and thelJ-JiP16 of the prize winner. After a servanTiSSaUtleJ-tff wear the golden bee she receives addi tional premiums every two years if she still continues in her place. - This year $3,000 was spent in prizes. Rings, bracelets . and ten dollar gold pieces were presented to the older servants. "You see, a girl will work very hard to earn one of these," Mrs. Schmidt said. "It makes her very proud and happy. It is a recommendation in it self. It is like a diploma from a train ing school. The girls make a kind of fraternity among themselves." , "You see, I impress upon my girls that it is the steady ones who make most in the end. You can see for yourself. .Rose Hahn, our oldest golden bee, who got the 12- years' premium this year, began at $18 a month and she is now earning $50 In the same place." . , Mrs. Schmidt admitted that it Is not always possible to place a girl satis: f actorily the first time. , . "They are very human, like every one else," she declared, "and they will do well in one place where they will fail . In another. I always give them three trials and sometimes more. "When a girl Is in a strange coun try without friends to help her it goes to my heart and I do my best for her. It is not always the girl's fault if she does not do well. Sometimes she is too sick, or if she has Just come over, too homesick to work." Once a girl has1 earned a golden bee she has a recognized standing with the society.. If after' that she has a grievance against her mistress she can bring it before the board of directors for settlement. This privilege , is granted once a year, but according to Mrs. Schmidt it is seldom claimed, be cause the girls come and talk about it to her first and usually settle it out of court. Will Care Philadelphia Nun Leaves Hospital for . Heroic Task. Philadelphia. Fulfilling a.- desire which has long occupied her' mind, Sister Marcella, for many year3 head nurse in the accident department of St.' Joseph's hospital, has left that in stitution to devote the rest of her life to the unfortunate lepers, who have been gathered together, at New, Or leans. Sister Marcella goes first rto the mother nurse of the Sisters of Charity at Emmitsburg, Md. Under their aus pices a leper colony has been estab lished at New Orleans, and Sister Marcella, volunteering for a 'vacancy caused by the death of one of the sis ters, was selected for the heroic work by Mother Margaret, superior of the order of the order at Emmitsburg. There are 36 lepers in the home, at tended by six Sisters of Charity, headed by the Rev; A. V. Keenana as chaplain. Five years ago Sister Mar cella volunteered her services for the lecer home, a state institution ot Louisiana, but at that time hrr g periors decided to assii pital work in this city, sn-i- 'Hie I -iN&LOGS FLOAT DOWU 8ACO. River Not Largest, But Is Center of Ma ine's Big-Lumbef-Industry. ' SacoMe. The Saco river, although not one of the largest fivers in Maine, has floated more pino logs -this season thn any" other stream in Maine. Ini fact, the; Saco has had this rec ord for several years. Pine Is becom ing scarce in Maine and is becoming more valuable every year. Up among the upper tributaries of the Saco which extend into New Hampshire and through the White mountains and In many of the towns in Maine bordering -on this' river some pine is yet to be found, but the lumber "cruisers,' as they are called, the men who scout through the country hunting tor pine timber, find it more difficult each year to buy sufficient pine to supply the needs of the manufacturing concerns which demand this kind of lumber. Last year the Saco floated to Its. mouth 15,000,000 feet of pine, together iwith much spruce, hemlock and other umber. The men who buy the pine re obliged to purchase at the same ime all the other kinds of lumber ith which it is mixed, and such of it can be used is floated down the co to be manufactured Jata-aras whatever else.ltrcan be well used he Saco is not large, but is known a one of tne most ' picturesque : of Mne rivers, and is the scene of Kate Do-iglas Wiggin's "Rose of the River." It is also a busy little stream, and in its ay to the ocean does a good deal of v,orjj. perhaps the Saco contributes m0I to the prosperity of the state tnanJany other river in- it. Every Wherff. ifo xkthv fa fottAroH 'hv rinma ter 'wheels, and just before it ts . final plunge to the ocean makes a grand-stand finish by enercv to three of the largest cotton aiHia in New England. TAIEs LONGEST CANOE TRIP. Ben Missel Makes Journey from Mln- neapolis to New Orleans. : New Orleans. Ben Gissel of New York ii; in the cltyjafter having com pleted t,ne 0f the most novel trips ever -taken Jii this country, coming by canoe from al-noat the source of the Missis-' sippi to Crescent City, a short distance from thij mouth of the Father of Waters. , '-',- Gissel ieft Minneapolis, Minn.,, on August 2 anfl arrived In New Orleans 50 days later, most remarkable time, considering that his canoe measured 17"ifeeM?d Was loaded with over 110 pounds, counting the clothing . and cooking utensils which Gissel' carried, not to mention his own weight at 14S pounds. Gissel said that the trip was an admirable one and that he was treat ed royally by every one with whom he came in contact at every cityvand town and at some of the plantations -where he stopped while on' his way down the river. -; The i only unpleasant Incident of the trip was when Gissel was In Don aldsonville on Sunday, October 4. While he was looking in a show win dow one of the sheriffs of the town at tempted to arrest him for being a dan gerous character. . ;.''.. . LOUD SOCKS EXPEL BOY PUPIL. Youth Refuses to Conceal .Footgear and High School Ousts Him. - Middletown, Conn. Young Augustus Marsh, who was a tackle on the Mid dletown high school eleven, left that institution of learning in some hast the other day. As a consequence the other students have ceased to wear their trousers "turned up." They have been rivals in the splendor of their hosiery. " : Augustus bought and wore socks to school thati were so loud his young woman teacher could not hear herself think; they drowned the sound of the noon wihstles so that recess was late. They were Nile green in color, em broidered in a vivid red. Better to dis play . their glory Augustus made a double roll in the end of his trousers. "Augustus," said the teacher, blush ing asTred as the clocks on her pupil's socks, "pull down your trousers' ends." ... Augustus only grinned. The teacher reported him to Prin cipal C. H. Woolsey, who suspended him indefinitely. " for Lepers in the service for 15 years, but Is still a young looking woman. ,, The lepers in the New Orleans col- onv Hvr in semar.G tent--aad dressed and fed by the sisters, 03cupy a separate community 'jy themselves. The work is cus in the highest degree, and constant contact with the pitiful, cast creatures. 'Living with nearly always terminates- In and death. Street Swallows a H Wilmington, Del. John driver lor u. S. Marvel; a thought an earthquake was J when the earth opened ' an one of the horses he was drj The more the horse, stni deeper it sank until part of also' went down. A 1 big under the street had burst a away the earth, leaving, J crust of the roadbed, which horse steppLaSn it, col allowed- to' drop ral fed iv?1 r Kivinar r r r Vs wj