The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, November 14, 1908, Image 7
Ltw&dry work at "orao would b such more satisfactory If the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the boauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of Its great er strength than other makes. His Opinion. "De race has got ter rlso an shine ef ever it hopes ter git dar," said Brother Wllltnnis. VToo many of us thinks dat all we got ter do Is ter go ter sleep in de hot sun an' rise up an' eat watermilllons in de shade! Dey ain't no room in dis wort' fer de lazy man. He's always de one what gits run over, an' den lays dar an' howls Defease he's hurt!" Atlanta Constitu tion. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOR1A a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it sSuxeof In Use For Over SO Years. The Kind Tou Have Always Bought The fellow who lands the first blow generally wins, but if we all waited for the other fellow to begin, there wouldn't be any fight. The actions of a dumb man speak louder than his words. Nothing I Ate Agreed With Me. tifiXA MKSXEIfORA BODKHHAMBR. Mrs. Lenora Bodenhamer, R. F. D. 1, Box W, Kernersvllle, N. C, writes: ,- "I suffered with stomach trouble una indigestion' for some tloic.'and nothing that I ate ajrreed with me. ' 1 was very nervous and experienced a continual feelinff of uneaainetM and tear. I took medicine from the doctor, but it did me bo good. "1 fonnd in one of your Peruna books a description of my symptoms. I then wrote to Dr. Hartman for advice. Ha said I bad catarrh of the stomach. I took Peruna and Manalin and followed his directions and can now say that I icei n wen ns a ever uia. "I hope that all who are afflicted with the same symptoms will take Peruna, as It has certainly cured we." The above la only one of hundreds who have written similar letters to Dr. Uartman. Just one such case as this entities I'eruna to the cundid consider ation of everyone similarly afflicted. If this be true of the testimony of one per son what ought to be tho testimony of hundreds, yes thousands, ol honest, sin cere people. We have in our files a great in iny other testimonials. SICK HEADACHE CARTER'S Positively cared by these Little Pills. i i l Tney also relieve ma- I I Iflir I tress from Dyspepsia, In- I itJSAs I digestion and Too Hearty I I I IVER I Bating;. A perfect ro ll I ftsn a 7 lor Dizziness, Nat II I flLla9s Drowsiness, Bad LI I T 1 Taste In the Mouth, Coat- 1 I ed Tongue, Pain In the f TORPID LIVER, they retralata the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Young Men Wanted in California BnaineM tottlnns at good salaries traaraii- toJ. THIS POLVTECHNIO BUSINESS COL LKOB, of Oakland, Cal., want a one hundred omdr wen from tnia it tat 6 to prepara for buat taosM iKMtUiona. Every younir man who cradii atfa iron the tmaineas and abort hand couraea of thtainalituiloniaaaauredof a orood position. Th.a coUtra liaa a h Igl. ataodlnir and tta work ia ttoanrpaaara in me umtea wta.ea. 'luition. board and all expnnefl low. Ideal climate the yrtyr ronnU. wrte for free catalotrue to L'UOF, W.. OIBSON, JOo lith Street. Oakland, Cal. Beware of the Cough that hangs on persistently, breaking your night's rest and exliauai ing you witli the violence of lh. paroxysms. Afewdo.es ef Piso's Curs will relieve won derfully any cough, no natter how fir savanced or serious. It soothes and heals the Irritated surfaces, clear, the cloeged air pauages and the cougu disap pear. At an attW, ZS eta. liflfiflm vS-i. H CARTERS I, Jit tie IVER JIpills. BOY INVENTORS. How Two Country Lads Gained Fame and Fortune. A boy's elders are guilty of a foolish act when they snub him because he says or does something which they don't understand. A boy's personal ity is entitled to as much respect as a man's, so long as he behaves him self. Some of the most important Inven tions have been the work of boys. The Saw the Boy Playing Marbles at the Door. invention of the valve motion to the steam engine was made by a mere boy. Newcome's engine was In very incomplete condition from the fact that there was no way to open or close the valves except by means of levers operated by the hand. Newcome set up a large engine at one of the mines, and a boy, Humph rey Potter, was hired to work these valve levers; although this was not hard work, yet it required his constant attention. As he was working the levers he saw that parts of the engine moved in the right direction, and at the same time might be made to open or close the valves. He procured a strong cord, and made one end fast to the proper part of the engine, and the other end to the valve lever; and then he had the satisfaction of seeing the engine move with perfect regularity of motion. A short time after, the foreman came around and saw the boy playing marbles at the door. Looking at the engine, he saw the ingenuity of the boy - and also the advantage of so great ah' invention. The idea suggested by the boy's in ventive genius led to putting it in practical form, and made the steam engine an automatic working ma chine. The power loom is the invention of a. farmer's boy who had never seen or heard of such a thing, says the Detroit Free Press. He whittled out one with his Jack knife, and. after he had got it all done, he with great en thusiasm showed it to his father, who at once kicked it to pieces, saying that he would have no boy about him who would spend his time on such foolish things. - The boy was sent to a blacksmith to learn a trade, and his master took a lively interest in him. He made a loom of what was left of the one his father had broken up and showed it to his master. The blacksmith saw he had no com mon lad as an apprentice and that the invention was a valuable one. He had a loom constructed under the su pervision of the boy. It worked to their perfect satisfac tion, and the blacksmith furnished the means to manufacture the loom, and the boy received half the profits. In about a year the blacksmith wrote to the boy's father that he should bring with him a wealthy gentleman, who was the inventor of the cele brated power loom. You may bo able to judge of the astonishment at the old home when his son was presented to him as the Inventor, who told him that the loom was the same as the model that he had kicked to pieces but a year be fore. EASY TO DO. Hang Your Hat on a Lead Pencli Try It. Take a smooth hexagon lead pencil, one without either rubber or metal end. and place it against a door or window casing; then with a firm, heavy pressure slide the pencil some 3 or 4 Inches and it will stay as if glued to the cas ing. You may now hang your hat on the end of the pencil. When you slide the pencil along the casing do it without any apparent ef fort and it will appear to your audi ence as though you had hypnotized it. This, says Popular Mechanics, is a very neat trick if performed right. Fig. 1 shows the pencil on the casing and Fig. 2 the hat hanging on it. GIRL DEFIED AN ARMY. Pretty Charlotte Hiilman Asked Toll for Soldiers and the Bill Was Paid. It is related that the army, headed by Sheridan and his staff, left Win chester by the valley pike early In the morning, the column moving to ward Stephens City. Just as day was approaching the staff reached the toll gate and was discomfited by a young and beautiful girl, Charlotte Hiilman, famed locally for her girlish charms. Even the war-hardened Sheridan seems not to have been proof against the persuasion of a pair of black eyes and a pretty face, and when toll was demanded straightway produced the tithe, setting an example that was fol lowed by his staff. "But," said Sheridan, as he passed through the gate, "I cannot vouch lor my army." When the common, soldiery came the girl again lowered the toll bar and demanded toll. This was met by jeers from the guard. All . day the dusty troopers passed through, and all day Charlotte Hiilman stood at her post. For every ten soldiers who passed through the gate she cut a notch in the toll pole. Early fled beyond the Blue Ridge with the remains of his disor ganized army; in the valley of Vir ginia, Lee, beaten back by Grant's overwhelming numbers, gave up the fight; in the. southeast Joe Johnston fired the last burlesque shots and peace came again over the north and south. Then, when relations with Washington had been re-established and the administration's policy was one of magnanimity, Charlotte Hill man counted the notches in the toll pole and sent her bill to Washington. And the bill was paid. MILK BOTTLE ICE BOX. It Doesn't Cost Much, But It Does the Business. At a cost of from 25 to 50 cents anyone can make one of these milk bottle ice boxes. Any ordinary wood en box about 13 by 18 inches, with a depth of 12 inches, can be obtained from your grocer. In the bottom of this box place plenty of sawdust, and on this set a tin pail or can that is eight inches in diameter and high Keeps Milk Cool and Sweet. enough to take in a quart bottle of milk. The pail must rest on sawdust, and not on the bottom of the box. Place a cylinder of tin around the pail, which is a little larger than the pail, and pack sawdust about the cylinder, filing the space full up to the level of the top of the pall. Fasten with nails or tacks about. 50 layers of newspapers to the -Minder ' side of the box - cover. The milk bottle is set in the pail and broken ice packed about it. An ice box of this description, says Popular Mechanics, will hold two quart bot tles of milk. It will take about two cents a day to operate this cooling device. Not Wholly Careless. Thomas Chett was a meek but care less clerk, who, through no greater fault than carelessness, was continu ally blundering in his work. His most usual mistake was to misdirect let ters, either by substituting a wrong street - number,, or .by. writing, say, "Cal." for "Col." One day, says Youth's Companion, his employer laid on his desk a letter which had been over a month in the mails without reaching its destination and all because of Thomas' error. "Now, this thing has got to stop,' said his employer. "Such delays waste time and money. If you had used an envelope . which hadn't had our address in the corner, we might never have known where this letter went to." "That's true," assented the humble clerk. "But 1 am always careful to use that kind of envelope, just for that reason." Being a little slow of comprehension, he did not understand why his patient employer bit his lip and turned away smiling. Conflicting Evidence. A learned judge was explaining the intricacies or evidence to a young friend, says the Washington Star, and gave the following story in regard to conflicting evidence 'Usually, he said, one statement is far more probable than the other, so that we can decide easily which to be lieve. It is like the boy and the house- hunter. The house-hunter, getting off a traiu at a suburban station, said to a boy: "My lad, I am looking for Mr. Smithson's new block of semi-detached houses. How far are they from here?" "About 20 minutes' walk," the boy replied. "Twenty minutes!" exclaimed the house-hunter. "Nonsense! The ad vertisement says five." "Well," said the boy, "you can be lieve me or you can believe the adver tisement; but I ain't tryin' to make a sale." Not a Point of Grammar. Teacher Willie, is it right to uay "My sister has came to school?" Willie No-m-m. Teacher Why not? Willie Because your sister bas wept home. PERFECT HEALTH. After Years of Backache, Dizziness and Kidney Disorders. Mrs. R. C. Richmond, of North wood, towa, says: "tor years I was a martyr to kidney trouble, backache, dizzy spells, head aches and a ter rible bearing-down pain. I used one remedy after an other without bene fit. Finally I used a box of Doan's Kidney Pills and the backache ceased. Encouraged, I kept on, and by the time I had used three boxes not a sign of the trouble remained. My health is perfect." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MIlburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. SEEMED A TRIFLE PERSONAL. Clergyman's Particular Reason for Omitting the Fifth Verse. A clergyman In an interior town married a woman from whom he re ceived a dowry of $10,000 and, a pros pect of more. Shortly afterwards, while occuoving the Dulpit. he gave out a hymn, read the first verse and proceeded to read the fifth, com mencing: "Forever let , my grateful heart," then he hesitated and exclaimed: "The choir will omit tho fifth verse." Some of the congregation read the verse for themselves and smiled asj they read: ' Forever let my grateful heart His boundless grace adore. Which gives ten thousand blessings now And bids me hope tor more. BOY KEPT SCRATCHING. Eczema Lasted 7 Years Face Was All Raw Skin Specialists Failed, But Cuticura Effected Cure. "When my little boy was six weeks old an eruption broke out on his face. I took him to a doctor, but his face kept on getting worse until it got so bad that no one could look at him. His whole face was one crust and must have been very painful. He scratched day and night until his face was raw. Then I took him to all the best specialists in skin diseases but they could not do much for him. The eczema got on his arms and legs and we "could not get" a "night's sleep' in months. I got a set of Cuticura Reme dies and he felt relieved the first time I used them. I gave the Cuticura Remedies a good trial and gradually the eczema healed all up. He is now seven years old and I think the trou ble will never return. Mrs. John G. Klumpp, 80 Niagara St.,, Newark, N. J., Oct. 17 and 22. 1907." - Public Credulity. After making full allowance for the increased spending power of the masses, figures prove conclusively that notwithstanding the wide diffusion of knowledge,- the- spread of .education and; the raising of the standard of in-, telllgence among the people, the .ap peal of the quack and the charlatan to the credulity of the public meets with a readier response than ever. London Hospital. How's This? We otter One Hundred Dollars Reward lor en ease of catarrh that cannot be cured br Hall's Catarrh Cure. ' P. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O. We. the underslfcned. have known P. J. Cheney for the last 1& years, and believe him perfectly hon lorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his Brm. WARDING, KlNNAN St MABV1N, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and raucous surfaces of tbe system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents pet bottle. Bold by all Druggist. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. ' Couldn't Disprove It by Her. "They say there's nothing new un der the sun," mused the poet, sadly. "Well," replied his wife In a tone equally as melancholy, "you' can't dis prove the adage by my wardrobe." In Chicago. . Ella That man slipped on my foot. Stella Why don't you put ashes on it? . Strong Winds and Sand Storms cause granulation of the eyelids. PETTIT'S fcxi; oALiVK soothes and quickly relieves. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buifalo, N. Y. Advocates of corporal punishment evidently believe that an occasional spantfng makes children smart. Marriage is a contract, but there are lota of contract jumpers Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothtns; Syrnp. Por children teethlntr, softens the gums, reduce. In AsmmaUon, ailsys psln, oures wind collu. 25c a bottle. When a man is short he usually haa a long face. Walk home in almost any new shoes They start comfortable. SWith every few tort. Try a pair of smart White House Shoes. Walk home, or anywhere they start comfortable. prWS.EFFfa5rsaw end comfortable stay graceful. WHITE HOUSE SHOES. FOB MEN. S3 -SO. S4.0O. S3 OO and S6.00. FOR WOMEN. $3.50. $4.00 and $3.00. Boater Brows Blue Ribbon Shoo for jonngsters. Ask your dealer for them. THE BROWN SHOE CO., MaKer. ST. LOUIS PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more good brighter and taster colers than an other dm. One 10c package colors all "bars. The, dm In cold water better than art other ova. Tan oast east sWfcVraMKUmtrtrippaps Writs tor bee booklet Haw to Ore, Bleacli asd Mi Celsrs. MOMROE DRUB OO.. f?a- rrrtiix. ItHnalmT EXCELLENT WEATHER AND MAGNIFICENT CROPS REPORTS FROM WESTERN CAN ADA ARE VERY ENCOURAGING. A correspondent writes the Winni peg (Man.) Free Press: "The Pinch er Creek district, (Southern Al berta), the original home of fall wheat, where it has been grown with out failure, dry seasons and wet, for about 25 years, is excelling itself this' year. The yield and quality are both phenomenal, as has been the weather for its harvesting. Forty bushels is a common yield, and many fields go up to 50, 60 and over, and most of it No. 1 Northern. Even last year, which was less favorable, similar yields were in some cases obtained, but owing to the season the quality was not so good. It is probably safe to say that the aver age yield from the Old Man's River to the boundary will be 47 or 48 bushels per acre, and mostly . No. 1 Northern. One man has just made a net profit from his crop of $19.55 per acre, or little less than tho selling price of land. Land here is too cheap at pres ent, when a crop or two will pay for it, and a failure almost unknown. Nor is the district dependent on wheat, all other crops do well, also stock and dairying, and there is a large market at the doors in the mining towns up the .Crows Nest Pass, and in British Co lumbia, for the abundant hay of the district, and poultry, pork, , and gar den truck. - Coal is near and cheap. Jim Hill has an eye on its advan tages, and has Invested here, and is bringing the Great Northern Railroad soon, when other lines will follow." The wheat, oat and barley crop in other parts of Western Canada show splendid yields and will make the farmers of that country (and many of them are Americans) rich. The Cana dian Government Agent for this dis trict advises us that he will be pleased to give information to all who desire It about the new land regulations by which a settler may now secure 160 acres in addition to his 160 home stead acres, at $3.00 an acre, and also how to reach these lands into which railways are being extended. It might be interesting to read what is said of that country by the Editor of the Marshall (Minn.) News-Messenger, who made a trip through portions of it In July, 1908. "Passing through more than three thousand miles of Western Canada's agricultural lands, touring the northern and southern farming belts of the Provinces of Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, with nu merous drives through the great grain field's, we were made to realize not only tbe magnificence of the crops, but the magnitude, in measures, of the vast territory . opening, : and I to :be opened to farming immigration. There are hundreds of thousands of farmers there, and millions of acres under cul tivation, but there is room for mil lions more, and other millions of acre age available. We could see in Western Canada in soil, product, topography or climate, little that is different from Minnesota, and with meeting at every point many, business -men and fanners who went there from this state, it was difficult to realize one was beyond the boundary of tbe country." Rather Effeminate. The Saucepan I ' wonder what makes the kettle so happy. It hasn't stopped singing all day." The Coffee Pot Why, didn't you notice its new lid? Puck. we srci.i. ouxs and traps cheap & buy Furs & Hides. Write for catalog 105 H. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. Any man is in favor of reform if allowed -to select the starting: point. Those Tired. Aching Feet of Toon need AHnn's Foor-Kase. 2&c at your Driifcgist'a Write A. S. Olmsted. Le Uoy, N. V.. for sample. It takes a truthful man to tell a lie big enough to attract attention. I C30K)dS7 1 S"Guara?J AIT For famous and delicious candies aud chocolates,' write to the maker for cat- alo(r, wholesale or retaU. Gunthers Confectionery 212 Slate Slreel.ChicaaO.IU. step they lose corn- Continue comfortable EaNSollAUTJT FOUR GIRLS Restored to Health by Lydia E, piiikham'sVegetableCompoujad. Jleasf Whmt TAy .fay. MinLfUiaaBassJSM East 84th Street. New York, writes: "tydia E. Finkhaia's Veerata- i bio Compound over I came irregularities, ps. nouie sanennr, su nervous headaches, latter everything else ' had failed fcfcbeiii me. and' I t eel it a duty to let others know of it." KatharineCraig,235 i Lafayette St., Denver, iuoi., writes: "xnanKS (to I.ydia K. ItnsLham s VegetableCompoond t am well, a (ter suffering ' for mouths from ner vous prostration.'' Miss Marie Btolta .man, of Laurel, la., writes: "Iwasinarun-Idowncouditionandsat- If ered from suppression, indigestion, and Door circulation. Lydia K. tmura's veeetasie Compound made me well and strong." Miss Ellen M. Olson, of 417 N. East St., K. wanoe, HI., says: Ly-diaE.Pinkham'sVege-table Compound cored me of backache, side ache, and established my periods, after the best local doctors had failed to help me." . FACTS FOR SICK WORSEN. For thirty years Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, made from roots and herbs, lias been the standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousandsoi women who have been troubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, bapkaphg, that bear-ing-down feeling, flatulency,indies tion,dizzme8s,orneiou8prostrauoii. Why don't you try it ? Mrs. Plnkham Invites all aick women to write her for advice. She has raided thousands to health. Address, Lynn. Mass. Heglecled Colds and Coughs are the cause of many of Pneumonia and Con ' sumption. No matter how slight your Cough or Cold ,. niay be, cure it before it has a chance to do any harm. DR.DJAYNES Expectorant is the oldest and best Icnowa . : medicine in the world for reliev ing and curing Coughs, Colds, , Bronchitis, Pleurisy, Croup, Whooping-Cougn. and diseases of this class. Your druggist ' will supply you.' In three triM bottles, $1.00, 50c. and 25c Dr. D. Jayne's Teste Ter mifuge is an excellent tonic for both adults and children. It is she atafe wormnuiaUiie. 45 to 50 Bu. of Wheat Per Acre have been grown on farm lands ia WESTERN CANADA Much ioa would ba satisfactory. 1be gea eral average i aba twenty basnets. "All are loud In their praises of the srreat crops and that won derniteaantr-r.n Ez- tract from correspondence National EittorUi Association of Augast, 1908. B It it now possible to secure a homestead of 160 acres free and another 1 60 acres at $3.00 per acre. . Hundreds have paid the cost of their farms (if purchased) and then had a balance of from $ 10.00 to $12.00 per acre from one crop. Wheat, barley, oats?flax all do well. Mixed ( arming is a great success and dairying is highly profitable. Excel lent climate, splendid schools and churches, rail ways bring most every district within easy reach of market. Railway and land compajriea has lands for sale at low prices and on easy terms. "Last Best West" pamphlets and maps sent free. For these and information as to how ' to secure lowest railway rates, applr to Tiipi lintrinitiiBil nf Issailsjaliaa . . Ottawa. CaamaW or to the authorized Canadian Goneranseat Agents W. V. BENNETT, Ml Hew Ttrk Lin ull4ln. HAIR BALSAM OlesnM and tM-wtUIss tbs hats rromose, a iuaiuia exvsna. Cures seals dl-ii.i.. St hall stJcuxl sum t lwsjspSs WIDOWS'""11 NEW LAW obtains n'Brr-WtsVfa.-saTaa Dr JOHN W. MOftRUa, PENSIONS Waaoluston. O. O. ncciiHnc CTfn.vi ?" ".o,.w0..? Thompson's Eye Wafer W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 46. 1908. fKATHARINE CRMGfr lf