EASY TO REMEMBER ANY DATE,
FOUND A HAVEN OF REFUGE.
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Idea That Cams
Man Who
Every Month.
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Work called for and delivered
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The following lines, committed to
memory, give an easy method of stat
ins offhand the day of the week of
any date in 1908:
Just & another una, my jocund Jean;
o'er Katune's dram.
The number of letters in earn word
represents the date of the first Satur
day in the particular month to which
it corresponds; thus, tost. for Jan
uary, has four letters, because the first
Saturday in January is the fourth of
that month; "a," representing Febru
ary, has one letter, as the first Satur
day in February is the first day of that
month; and so on through all the 13
months.
Each word of the 12, excepting the
"a, begins with the same letter as
the month it represents. Thus, "Just'
begins with T because January be
gins with "J;" "mother's" begins with
"m" because March begins with m;
and so on all through, with the excep
tion of -a for February.
Having obtained the dates of the
first Saturdays, the date of every other
Saturday in the month is got by the
addition of the necessary number of
sevens, from which it is but a step to
any intermediate day. Stray Stories.
Treatment for Tuberculosis,
Graduated labor in pure air Is the
medical treatment prescribed by Dr.
M. S. Paterson, an English physician,
for pulmonary tuberculosis, and three
years trial at the Brompton hospital
sanatorium has shown great improve
ment in general health and resisting
power. Only rest is permitted while
It came near to being a great em
barrassment, even though ho was only
a man.
Hen areat supposed to mind sack
things: but bis garter was alipptnc
down, and for two reasons he wasn't
anxious to make public exhibition eC
himself in fixing it up, says the New
York Sun. First of all. he had a am
than usually lean calf, and secondly.
he was one of the short
brigade.
But something had to be
quickly, if he didnt waat to risk haw
ing some one step on the trailing gar
ter it he didnt do It himself and so
either break it or give him a fan.
Then came the great idea. It took
quick work, because jast the right mo
ment had to be seized.
He entered one of the less fre
quented for lack of a better phrase
office buildings, which had a turnstile
door. In between the leaves ho
stooped down, out of vulgar sight, and
in a trice or less had his garter fixed.
He figured that any one coming after
would delay about pushing the door
just long enough to save him.
Then he kept right on around and
so into the street, satisfied in
way.
Trained
Since the wholesale discharge of Jap
anese servants from duty on ships of
the battle fleet (if they really were
discharged) hundreds of the Bttte
fellows are In New York waking
employment. These "ex-navy ornav
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FOR UNION VWEN
CONVENTIONS IN 1908.
Where and When Trades Union Cath
erines Will Be Held.
May It, New York City, Actors Na
tional Protective Union of America.
- May 11, St. Louis, Mo, American
Federation of Musicians.
May 11. . United Brotherhood
ot Papennakers of America.
May . Detroit. Mich., InmsuMw
Tib Plate Workers Protective Associa
tion of America.
May . York. Pa, National Print
Cutters' Association of America.
June 1. St. Paul, Minn, Brother
hood of Boilermakers and Iron Ship
builders of America.
Jane 1. Detroit. Mich, International
Association ot Steam and Hot Water
F'tters aad Helpers of America.
' June . Washington, D. C, Inter
national Caion of Journeymen Horse
shoe r.
June. Mobile, Ala, International
Piiating Pressmen's Union.
June 1. Columbus, Ohio. Chaiamak
crs' National Union ot (he United
States ot America.
Juno 1. St. Louis. Mo, international
AxsociaUoa of Marble Workers.
Jane 8, International Ceramic
Mosaic and Eencaastic ' Tile Layers
aad Helpers Union.
June 8. Cincinnati, Ohio. Interna
tional Brotherhood ot Bookbinders.
June 8, International Brother
hood ot Tip Printers.
June 8. Milwaukee, Wis, The Com
niercial Telegraphers Union of
April 6, Toronto. Canada. Interna
t-.onal Association of Far Workers of
the United States and Canada.
May X Brockton. Mass, Interna
tional Union of Cutting Die and Cutter
Makers.
May 5, Yo-mgstown, Ohio. Amalga-
America.
July 4. Amalgamated Leather
Workers Union of America.
July . Atlantic City. N. J. National
Brotherhood ot Opera tire "Longshore
men's Association.
July C. Buffalo, X. T, International
Jewelry Workers Union.
July 8. Cincinnati. Ohio, Brush-
rrakers International Ulnon.
"July T. Baltimore. Md, Glass Bottle
Blowers Association of the Unite!
States and Canada.
July II. Toronto, Canada, Interna
tional Piano aad Orgaa Workers,
Union ot America.
July IS. Indianapolis. Ind, Litho
graphers International Protective As
sociation. July 13. Minneapolis, Minn, Theat
rical Stage Employes International
Alliance.
July IS, Holyoke, Mass, Ameri car
Wire Weavers Protective Association.
July 50, New York City. Interna
tional Steel and Copper Plate Printers
Union.
August 3, Buffalo. N. Y, National
Association of Heat. Frost, General In
sulators and Asbestos Workers.
August 4. Detroit. Mich, Interna
tional Glove Workers Union ot
America.
August 18, Detroit, Mich, Interna
tional Brotherhood of Stationary Fire
men. August S. Detroit, Mich, Interna
tional Brotherhood ot Teamsters.
August 10. Boston. Mass, Interna
tienal Typographical Union.
August 19. Boston. Mass, Interna
tional Stereotypers and Electrotypers
Union.
August 11. Indianapolis. Ind, Shirt
Waist and Laundry Workers Interna
tional Union.
August 24. Milwaukee, Wis, United
Garment Workers of America.
September 1, , Table Knife
Grinders National Union.
September 2. Milwaukee. Wis,
American Brotherhood of Cement
Workers.
September ?. Denver. Colo, Inter
national Assoc ia doc of Machinists.
September 8, New York City. Inter
national photo Engravers Union ct
North America.
September 10. Boston. Mass, Spin
ners International Union.
September 14. Montreal, Canada.
Journeymen Stonecutters Association
of North America.
September 14, Philadelphia. Pa, In
ternational Union of Steam Engineers.
September 14. Philadelphia. Pa, In
ternational Brick. Tile aad Terra Cotta
Workers Alliance.
September 15. Salt Lake City. Utah.
Ufcited Brotherhood of Carpenters an J
Joiners of America.
September IT. New York City. Pock
et Knife Blade Grinders and Finish
ers National Union.
September II. Indianapolis, Ind.
United Association of Plumbers. Gas-
fitters. Steamfittrrs and Srea mutters
Helpers of United States and Canada.
September 21. Indianapolis, Indw
International Association ot Bridge
and Structural Iron Workers.
October 5, Washington. D. C, Bak
ery and Confectionery Workers In
ternational Union.
October 3, St. Louis. Mo, Interna
tional Union of Wood. Wire and Metal
Lathers.
October 28, Cocoes, N. Y, United
Textile Workers of America.
November 9, Denver, Colo, Ameri
can Federation of Labor.
November 10, Bangor. Pa, Interna
tional Union ot Slate Workers.
November 12. Ylnalhaven. Me, Lob
ster Ftsherfmen's International Protec
tive Association.
December 7. New Orleans, La, In
ternational Brotherhood ot Mainten-aace-of-Way
Employes.
December ?. Brooklyn. N. Y, Na
tional Alliance ot Bill Posters aad
Killers of America.
AMERICAN FEDERATION OF
LABOR.
A Few of Its Declarations Upon Which
It Appeals to All Working People
To Organize, Unite, Federate, and
Cement the Bonds of Fraternity.
L The Abolition of all Forms of In
voluntary Servitude, except as a pun
ishment for crime.
2. Free Schools, Free Text-Books.
snd Compulsory education.
X Unrelenting Protest Against the
Issuance and Abuse of Injunction Pro
cess in Labor Disputes. .
4. A workday ot not more than
Eight Hours in the twenty-four hour
day.
5. A strict recognition of not over
Eight Hours per day on all Federal
State or Municipal Work and at not
less than the prevailing Per Diem
Wage Bate of the class of employ
ment in the vicinity where the work
is performed.
6. Release from employment One
Day in Seven.
T. The Abolition of the Contract
System on Public Work.
8. The Municipal Ownership of Pub
lic Utilities.
3. The Abolition of the Sweat Shop
System.
18. Sanitary Inspection ot Factory.
Workshop. Mine, and Home.
1L Liability of Employers, for in
jury to body or loss of life.
!1- The Nationalization of Tele
graph and Telephone.
IS. The passage of Anti-Child Labor
Laws in States where they do not ex
ist and rigid defense of them where
LTtcey have Keen enacted into law.
14. Woman Suffrage coequal with
Man Suffrage.
13. The Initiative and Referendum
aad the Imperative Mandate and Right
of Rec'L i
18. Suitable and Plentiful Play
grounds for Children in all cities.
17. Continued agitation for the Pub
lic Bath System in all cities.
IS. Qualifications in permits to build
of all cities and towns that there shall
be Bathrooms and Bathroom Attach
ments in all nouses or compartments
used for habitation.
19. V.'e favor a system of finance
whereby money shall be issued exclu
sively by the Government, wkh such
regulations and restrictions as wCl
protect it from manipulation by the
banking interests for their own pri
vate gains.
Toe above is a partial statement of
he demands which organised labor,
in the interest of the workers aye.
of all the people of our country
makes tpon modern society.
Higher wages, shorter workday.
ta tter labor conditions.' better homes,
better end safer workshops, factories.
mills, and mines. In a word, a better.
higher, and nobler life.
Conscious f the justice, wisdom an 1
nobility of our canse, the American
Federation of Labor appeals to all
tren and women of labor to join with
us in the great movement for its
t enlevement.
More than two million wage-earners
who have reaped the advantages of
organisation and federation appeal to
their brothers ani sisters of toil to
participate ia the glorious movemen;
with its attendant benefits.
There are affiliated to the Ameri
can Federation of Labor-1 IS Interna
tional Trades Unions with their 27,-
C-00 Local Unions: 36 State Federa
tions; S37 City Central Bodies aal
650 Local Trade and Federal Labor
Unions having no Internationals.
We hsve. nearly 1,000 volunteer and
special organizers as weQ as the offi
cers of the iminn and of the Amer
ican Federation of Labor itself always
willing and anxious to aid their fellow
workmen to organise and In every
other way better their conditions.
For information all are invited to
write to the American Federation of
Labor headquarters at Washington,
D. C
Labor Temple Benefit. Auditorium.
April 23, 2. 25. "In the Land of Gold.'
James Fulton and His Merry Company.
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Map Showing Government Forest Lands.
Exhaustion of the once vast forest resources of the United States has
become so big a problem that governors of nearly all the states win meet in
Washington in May to discuss with the president a policy whereby the forests
and other natural resources of the nation may be conserved for the benefit
of the American people. The conservation congress has been called at the
Instigation ot President Roosevelt, who has given the closest attention to the
question of renewing the depleted "stand" of timber by a policy ot govern
ment protection and husbanding.
the temperature is above 89 degrees
in the male or 99.6 degrees in the fe
male. After a few days of normal
temperature, light work begins, and is
slowly Increased the temperature be
ing carefully watched through such
grades as CD walking from half a
mile to ten miles daily. (2) carrying
baskets of mould, (3) using a small
shovel, (4) using a large shovel. (5)
using a pickax and (6) using a pickax
six hours a day.
More Advice.
"Ought a man in politics to be com
municative or silent?" asked the
young man who Is learning the states
manship business.
"Well.' answered Senator Sorghum.
"he should not go to an extreme eith
er way. The man who wants to
teU all he knows becomes a bore
and the man who seems afraid lo
teU anything he knows becomes an
object of suspicion."
Doesnt Take Warning.
"Does your son profit by your exam
ple? Does he Imitate your successes
and avoid yonr mistakes?
"No. He wants to get married."
Philadelphia Inquirer.
ments, valets de luxe.
jewels, "cabin maids.- "trot
etc, are thoroughly disciplined. They
move noiselessly and their voices are
golden being silent. If these men
are hard-up, they do not show ft. They
are not holding themselves as eh p
servants. Only the green ones will
accept 825 a month. A trained valet,
butler, general honseworker or handy
man about the house wants 848 or
more.
Such a Mean
"The old. old story." explained the
husband, with a long-drawn
he laid down his paper.
committed suicide because his
was unhappy."
"And did that make his home any
happier?" asked his wife. "Or
the paper say?
to
FertHled.
The representative arose
a speech, and his fellow met
gan to file out.
"Gentlemen." he said, calmkf . "don't
think for a minute yon can throw mo
down. My address is already fat the
hands of the printer, with 'applause'
in the proper places."
AMERICAN ARCHITECTS TRIUMPH
1
Alberta's New Capitol.
The legislative building in Edmonton, capital of Alberta. Canada, in which
the session of 1912 will probably be held is to cost 82,800.808. according- to the
plans lately accepted by the public works department of Alberta.
The building is to be of the famous Calgary sandstone. The saeakrs
chair in the new legislature win be very near the place where stood the oM
factor's house overlooking the entire fort on the fiats by the river side.
Architect A. M. Jeffers. a former resident of Kansas City. Mo, was assist
ed' by John Chalmers, structural engineer, under the supervision of William
Fmgald. structural engineer of Winnipeg. The whole design was finally ;
milted to Prof. Nobbs of McGin university. ,