HEALTH NOTES FOR AUGUST. VrW t lit n r 4 IS.. V , nnt JJ3 4V AttgattlM the month ot Internal catarra. ine muoou mem brane, especially of tbm bowels, are very liable to congestion, earning mummer complaint, and catarrh ot the bowel and other Internal organ. Pc-ru-ma la an excellent remedy tor all these condition. K3ca Axle Gresse Debs fee 172"f.n rci the mil Cl The load seems lighter Wagon end team wear longer Yon make don money, and have more time to make money, when wheels are greased with ulica Axle Grease The longest wearing and most satisfactory lubricant in the world. STANDARD OIL CO. Fell Into Baa Company. A canny Scot was brought before a London magistrate on the charge of being drunk and disorderly. "What have you to say for yourself, sir?" de manded the magistrate. "You look like a respectable man, and ought to be ashamed to stand there." "I am verra sorry, sir, but I cam" up in bad company fra Glasgow," hum bly replied the prisoner. "What sort of company?" "A lot of teetotalers!" was the start ling response. "Do you mean to say teetotalers are bad company?" thundered the magis trate. "I think they are the best of company for such as you." "Beggln' yer pardon, sir," answered the prisoner, "ye're wrong; for I had a bottle of whusky an' I had to drink It all myself!" 8ocial Rank. At a country dance in a southern town, when the fiddlers had resined their bows and taken their places on the platform, the floor manager rose, "Got yo' partners for a cotillion!" he shouted, Imperiously. "All you ladies an' gemmen dat wears shoes an' stockings take yo' places in de middle ob de room. All you ladies an' gemmen dat wears shoes an' no stockings take you' places immejltly behin' dem. An' you bare footed crowd Jest Jig it roun' in de corners." Youth's Companion. August Wolf Writes Some Interesting Labor Gossip. Spokane, Wash. Organized labor in Spokane was never more numerously or profitably employed than at the present time and there Is every rea son to believe that this state of af fairs will continue for years to come. The city, is growing at a rapid rate, the influx of newcomers ranging from 100 to 1,200 a month. Most of these have capital for Investment or home- building; and, as a result, every av enue of industry . is active. This is also true of the agricultural, mining, lumbering and dairying interests, while orchards for commercial pur poses are springing up on all sides. The chief difficulty Just now is the scarcity of laborers, thousands being required in the wheat fields and or chards and in railway construction nd lumber camps. The thresher man, the fruitpacker and the railway and sawmill operators would rather give employment to white labor, but t is given out that they will have to ecruit their ranks with Japanese if they cannot secure the former. From $2.75 to $3 a day is paid for ordinary labor. Gov. Albert E. Mear has Just dis patched a letter to the department of commerce and labor at Washington, D. C., saying that workmen are chiefly in demand in eastern Washington, ad ding there is also need of all classes of skilled and unskilled workmen in every part of the state. The big de mand, he says, is for railroad laborers and farm hands, while mechanics are needed in Spokane, Tacoma and Seat tle in the building trades. He adds: "Employers prefer single men, es pecially in the more or less hazardous occupations, such as steel construction work; this by reason of the fact that damages are less than where a man is at the head of a family. Naturally, the state would prefer heads of fam ilies employed, but I am simply stat- ng the fact." High Price for London Property. London city churches when they come Into the market fetch big prices. The building and site ot the Church of St Peter le Poer in Old Broad street have Just been sold for $480,000. Sxkane local No. 485 of the Bar tenders' International League ot America is one of the strongest r.nlons, financially, In the northwest. It has 402 members employed in 198 houses. The scale Is $25 a week. The union has bought a burial plat at Fairmont cemetery and will erect monument to cost $600. Spokane will celebrate Labor Day with a parade and picnic, the latter taking place at Manlto park. I Samuel 3. LsvlnsoH, after a suc cessful year as the superintendent of the Jewish Federation of Indianapo lis, has been reelected to the office for the term of another year. SPOKANE, WASH., NEWS. How a Crowd of Villagers Stirred the Sage of the cracker Barrel. Thara was tho naiinl crowd nf vil lagers sitting on the postofflce steps waiting for the mail to be distrib uted anil nmnncr thsm was Uncle John. He had Joined the sitters with- put saying a word, and at the ena oi fifteen minutes one of the men winked at the "Crowd and said: "Well, Uncle John, have you heard about the big earthquake in Vermont, with 10,000 people killed 7" Uncle John looked at him In a weary way and shook his head. And the cvclone in Connecticut yes terday and 500 houses blowndown?" continued the man. Uncle John yawned and was not the least interested. "The Ohio river rose 200 feet of a snHHon the nthor Aav and carried the city of Cincinnati down stream. Tens of thousands of people lost their lives. Any of your relatives down there. Uncle John?" The old man slowly shook his head and reached down to pick up a sliver and pick his teeth with it. "And the whole state of Pennsyl vania is caving in," said the Joker, "and by to-morrow there will be a great lake where 5,000,000 or 6,000,000 people have lived. Uncle John took the news without a word. In fact, he yawned and stretched over it. 'Rv thunder, but there Roes a rat under that nile nf lumber across the street," exclaimed the Joker as he rose up. "Say, you fellers But he got no further. Uncle John was across the street and had a club in his hand, and within the next ten minutes he had done a naif day s work tearing down the pile to get at the rat. He had been aroused at last. Kansas City Journal. Thomas Ivey, second vice president f the State Federation of Labor, says he will take up the promotion of the Women's Union Label league with tho various - labor organizations of Spokane. He believes it is to the in terest of every union man to aid the Label league, as it is a great factor in union labors success. He added: 'The women of the league have taken up the work of fighting one of the most important battles before or ganized labor. They are giving their t'-me and energy to help the cause of unionism. It is the duty of every union man to aid in their work all he can and to give them both financial and moral support. It will be futile for the women to get out and do good work, unless the men recognize their efforts and assist in the movement, both in the purchase of union made goods and in the work of increasing the membership and financial strength of the league. We must boost the abel as well as the working card. It means much for organized labor in Washington as well as all over the country." Structural Building Trades alliance of Spokane, at its semi-annual elec tion, named Donald McLean, delegate from the plasterers' union to succeed himself as business agent. He was chosen two months ago to fill the vacancy created by the resignation of George W. Miller. The position is the highest in the Structural Building Trades alliance. Mr. McLean is also the president of the board of busi ness agents. A. H. Rogers was chosen president of the organization A. Shortley was elected vice presi dent, W. R. Kee, recording secretary; J F. White, financial secretary, and A. S. Clapp,' treasurer. Spokane Musicians' union local No. 105, has elected its officers for the years as follows: J. F. Rausch, presi dent; John Whan, vice president; H A. Driscoll, secrtary; Carl W. Jones, treasurer; and C. P. Graham, ser- geant-at-arma. Harry Driscoll, secre tary and business agent, says that the salary scale will be re-arranged In a short time. The leaders now re ceive from $25 to $40 a week, while sidemen are paid from $20 to $27.50 The lowest paid and the hardest worked men are in the variety houses. Spokane union has 135 members and is prosperous. Twenty expert bridge and structural iron workers will be brought to Spo kane by Business Agent Rymus of the BriJge and Structural Iron Workers' local No. 14 of Spkane. With the be ginning of the iron, work on the Paul son building at Riverside avenue and Stevens street to cost $750,000, 50 union structural iron workers will be placed at work on the gigantic struc ture. FINALLY ROUSED UP UNCLE. TWO WAYS OF LOOKING AT IT. Wife's Sneering Comment Met with Sharp Answer. Gelett Burgess at the recent dinner of the American Booksellers' associa tion of New York said: "I once knew a San Franciscan who married a girl for her money. She was not a pretty girl, and as time passed and love cooled, she developed a rather tart tongue. 'One day her husband bought with his quarter's allowance a -20-horse-power automobile. He took the car home gayly and brought his wife out to the front door to look at It She gave one sneering glance, and then said: "It's very fine, but If It hadn't been for my money, tt wouldn't be here.' " 'Well, Mamie,' said the husband. Quickly, 'if it hadn't been for your money you wouldn't be here your self.' " USED BY THE DOCTORS. Ninety Per Cent of the Drugs Pre. scribed Are Patent Medicines. Despite the opposition of physicians. especially of those whose experience has been neither far reaching nor profitable, to "patent" medicines, nine ty per cent of all drugs that physi cians use are put up and compounded by manufacturing concerns, are. In fact, "patent" medicines Just as truly as if they were advertised In the newspapers. The average doctor knows little or nothing of pharmacy and is, there fore, glad to depend on the very medi cines, which in public he condemns, Just as he is obliged in many cases to depend on the diagnosis of the pa tient himself, even while publicly de crying what he calls "self-diagnosis.1 How rapid has been the growth of the professional use of "patent" or "pro prietary" medicines is shown in an article written for the Journal of the American Medical Association for September 29, 1906, by A. Jacobi, M D., LL. D. He relates that 50,000 pre scriptions, compounded in several drug stores were carefully examined. From 1850 to 1870 no prescription was found for "patent" or "proprietary' medicines. In 1874 but one prescrip tion in 1,500 called for ready-to-use remedies. Between 1875 and 1880 the number calling for "patent" or "pro prietary" medicines equalled two per cent of the total. This increased to 5 per cent in the period between 1880 and 1890. In 1895 it was 12 per cent, in 1898 it was 15 per cent, and in 1902 1903 was from 20 to 25 per cent. Dr. Jacobi says that in a large store he was assured that 70 per cent of the prescriptions were for "patent" or "proprietary" medicines, and this probably is approximately the correct proportion at the present time. From this it would seem that if the "patent and "proprietary" medicines are good enough for physicians to prescribe in seven cases out of ten they are good enough for family use in cases of necessity and where the symptoms are well known and as easily under stood by the people as by the doc tors. Always the Politeness. A Germantown woman was not long ago watching a workman as he put up new window fixtures in her house. "Don't you think that you have placed those fixtures too high?" asked she, having reference to the curtain rolls last put in place. The workman, stolid German, made no reply, but continued to adjust the fixtures. "Didn't you hear my question?" de manded the lady of the house. "How dare you .be so rude?" Whereupon the German gulped convulsively, and then replied in the gentlest of voices: "I hat my mouth full of schrews, und I could not spheak till I svallow some!" Harper's Weekly. If You haven't been Satisfied with your Clothing Purchases Take Advantage of THE STERLING'S Close of Season Sale YOU CAN BUY NOW All Two Piece Suits, Men's and Boys' Straw Hats, Boys' and Children's. Straw Hats and Duck Hats and Caps, Boys' School and Dress Suits, Boys' and Children's Wash Suits at. . . . YOU CAN BUY NOW Men's and Boys' Odd Trousers; Men's Summer Shirts, Underwear, Hosiery and Neck wear, Trunks, Bags, Suit Cases; Boys' and Children's Underwear, Waists, Shirts, Neckwear and Hosiery at. . 33 20 S V Per Cent 3 Discount Per Cent Discount The Famous Manhattan Shirts Selling Way Under Regular Prices $1.50 Shirts at ... $1.13 $2.00 Shirts at . . $1.38 $2.50 Shirts at . . $1.75 $3.00 Shirts at . . $2.00 $3.50 Shirts at . . . $2.75 A Good Piace to 7 Tf Buy Good Clothes TfgF GARMENT WORKERS SUSPEND NINE LOCALS New York Unions On Strike, Break Agreements Contrary to Orders. The illegal strike of New York gar ment workers, which resulted in the suspension of nine local unions, in cluding one in Newark, is breaking up, and the United Garment Work ers who sought to maintain discipline by a refusal to permit signed agree ments to be violated will be vic torious. , i The unions engaged in the strike, I which 'began on Sunday, July 14, were locals of the United Garment Work ers of America. These locals are affiliated with the United Hebrew Trades, the East Side Central organ ization. The United Garment Work ers of America are affiliated with the American Federation of Labor, which recognizes the Central Federated Union as the only Central labor or ganization of New York. The United Garment Workers ex ecutive board advised against the strike on union label shops, because sucn a strike would be a violation of agreements made with employers. It is said that the United Hebrew Trades urged the local unions to strike, despite the wishes of the ex ecutive board. At any rate local unions Nos. 2. 3, 156 and 157 ordered strikes in all shops, whethtl open or union shops. On July 16 the general executive board of the United Garment Work ers issued the following to the officers of locals Nos. 2, 3, 156 and 157: "Dear Sir and Brother: As your local union is aware that the general executive board has advised, against the calling out on strike of shops Aori ing on label work, owing to the following clause in the label agree ment with the clothing manufacturers: " 'Should any differences arise be tween the Arm and the employes, and which cannot be settled between them, the said differences shall be submitted to ihe general officers of the U. G. W. of A. for adjustment. Should this not prove satisfactory, the subject in dispute shall be sub mitted to an umpire to be mutually selected for final decision.' "And, since your local union has dis obeyed the order the general execu tive board is constrained to issue to local unions affected the following notification: "Having gone out on strike in di rect opposition to the wish of the G. B. B., your union is hereby ordered to have its members return to work who are out on strike in label shops by Thursday morning, July 18. Should this onier not be complied with your local union shall stand sus pended from the U. G. W. of A. "If your union decides to obey the or'r of the G. E. B., it is prepared to take any or all grievances your members may have against label shops and according to the agreement use its best endeavor to adjust them to your satisfaction. "In addition the G. E. B. is not LYRIC THEATRE Matinee 3:00 P. M. Evening 7:45 & 9:00 POLITE VAUDEVILLE Lincoln's Popular Playhouse. Prices Always the Same 10, 15 cts. oooooooooooo.a alone willing to take up the question of the label shops, but should the or der be complied with is willing to consider the whole strike situation and do what it can to take hold and organize, etc., to better the conditions of the tailoring industry as a whole in New York. "Yours fraternally, "S. L. LANDERS. "On behalf of General Executive Board." , The order contained in the above not being obeyed the unions to whom it was issued were suspended by the board. At the beginning of the trouble the Brooklyn unions, Nos. 55, 69 and 140. refused to take part in the strike. Later these unions reconsidered their former decision and joined the strike, and on July 20 the general executive board issue dan order similar to th one previously served upon the four New York unions, but which gave the Brooklyn unions until July 22 to re turn to work, upon penalty of sus pension. As in the New York cases the Brooklyn unions tailed to comply with the orders of the general execu tive board, and were by that body suspended from membership in the United Garment Workers of America Then local union 15, of Browns ville, and 28 of Newark, went out in sympathy and violated their agree ments, and were in turn, also sus pended. The United Hebrew Trades central body is backing up the strikers, and there is some talk of organizing :i new garment makers goneral unio . to be composed of the suspended locals. Such a move will result in bringing the American Federation of Labor into the fight, with the prob able result that all local unions hold ing charters under American Federa tion of Labor unions will be orderel to withdraw from the United Hebrew Trades. After the locals were suspended and were out on strike for two weeki hundreds of members, in fact whole shops, obeyed the order and returned to work, and applied for reinstatement and now the Garment Workers will reorganize all the suspended locals, and it will be a lesson to them dear ly learned. The coal trust has raised the price of coal again. The next move will be to reduce the wage of the men who dig it. WANTED BY THE JURY Some Reasons for Mr. Crook's Can didacy for Commissioner. Linclon, Neb., Aug. 12. To the vot ers of Lancaster county: In my card announcing my candidacy for the of fice of county commissioner, I stated that at the solicitation of certain parties 1 became a candidate. I be-, lieve that the time has come when the voters of ' Lancaster county shou'd know who these certain parties are When the recent grand jury was mak ing its Investigation the question of the coming successor to Mr. Mosley was informally - talked over. I had taken considerable interest in' the work of the jury and it was suggested that I would be a desirable man for this place. The members of the jury then made, I believe, a unanimous re quest that I become a candidate and after considering the matter. I con sented, Now it will be readily under stood that my candidacy represents the best judgment of eighteen men se lected from different part3 of the city and Lancaster county and not any one clique who have a selfish motive but instead the interests of the entire county,' and I am daily receiving as surance of support from men who are not interested in professional politics but who want and demand a capable, honest and economical administration of the affairs of the office. Such an administration I pledge myself to se cure if elected. ' Under the new primary law the voters have the power of nomination solely in 'their own hands and by their choice I am contented to abide. Very respectfully, ' W. C. CROOKS. Foot Crushed by Cars. At Kearney a man by the name of Ridlon, aged 64, attempted to cross over the tracks to the Burlington depot, but a freight train was stand ing in the way. He attempted to climb over the bumpers and while do ing so the train backed up and his foot was caught, causing a severe f.esh wound. Ran Into Wire Fence. William Shepard of Valentine while out driving after dark ran into a wire fence. His team became frightened upsetting the buggy, throwing him out, breaking his collar bone and throwing his shoulder out of joint. He was obliged to walk three miles and wait a couple of hours for a train before he could get a doctor.