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About The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-???? | View Entire Issue (May 24, 1907)
An Oversight. , When Cbapple got up tne other morning he wandered around hla apartment in his pretty pink pajamas, the very picture of woe. "What's the matter, sir?" inquired his valet. "I don't know, Alphonse," he groan ed; "I passed a most unhappy night." Alphonse looked him over carefully. "Oh, sir," he exclaimed, "I know what was the matter. The trousers ol your pajamas were not creased. You must be more careful, sir. Those I had prepared for you were hanging across the foot of the bed." The Bo hemian. Sheer white goods, in fact, any line wash goods when taew, owe much of their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention was given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has sufficient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at the Improved appearance of your work. Pretty Epigram. A charming epigram adorned an ad dress that Mrs. J. C. Phelps Stokes ' made on her last visit to Detroit. She was rejoicing over the fact that in the : slums woman, no matter how wretched her case, kept her speech pure, as a rule, of profanity "An oath from a woman's lips," she ' ended, "is unnatural and incredible. I would as soon expect a bullet from m rosebud." Journalistic Difficulties. Since Its reappearance in Belgrade , ten days ago the journal Otatsblna has been confiscated four times. Its , editor, Capt. Novokavitch, has been sentenced to a month'" imprisonment; the printers have been locked up on various charges, and the office boy ex ' pelled to Zemlin. In spite of these ' little tMAnlttao tha nanpr rnntlTllies to appear dally. London Standard. . No, Cordelia, a man doesn't neces- smrllv hnvA nAint in hla even when he - Is color blind. omm " IF Food Products Libby's Corned Beef Is a mild cured and perfectly cooked corned Beef, and carefully Sacked in Libby's Great White kitchens. It ia prepared as care fully aa you would make it in your own kitchen. - . It ha the. characteristic and delicious flavor of the right kind of corned beef. For Quick Servtwr.-Libby's Corned Beef; cut into thin slices, arranged on platter and famished with. Libby's Chow i.now maces a fern pr int dish lor luncheon, dinner or supper. Ask gmtf far mrmm settls 14br" I ii3 Ltbby. McNeffl LAby, Ckfcaao Canadian Government Free Farms Over 200,000 American farmers who have set tled in Canada during the past few year testi fy to the fact that Cana da in. hevnnd nutation Ins greatest farming land in the world. OVE MILLIO NINETY I BUSHELS of wheat from the harvest of 1906 means good money to the farmers of Western Canada when the world has to be fed. Cattle Raising, Dairying-and Mixed Farming are also profitable call ings. Coal, wood and water in abundance; churches and schools convenient; markets easy of access. Taxes low. For sdvlce and information address the Super intendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or any authorised Canadian Government Agent. W. V. BENNETT, Ml Nsw Ysrk Ufa Building, Omaka, Nebraska. To eonvlnoe any woman that Pax. tlne Antiseptic will bnurove ber health ana do all we claim we will a large trial k of instruo- g w.m U MM M1UIOH VII S yV PMTIIJE 'a. It. send her absolute! fri I box of Paxtinn with hnolr tions and genuine testimonials. Send your name sua Buttress on a postal card. cleanses and Heals mucous in e m - hranA af fections, such as nasal catarrh, pelvic catarrh and inflammation caused by femi nine Ills ; soro eyes, sore throat and mouth, by direct local treatment Its cur atlvtf power over these troubles is extra, ordinary and gives immediate relief. Thousands of women are using and rec ommending it every day. 60 cents at druggists or by mall. Remember, however. IT COSTS YOU NOTHING TO TRY IT. THE B. PAXTON CO., Boston, Haas. Rise of Unglaub, New .' Leader of the Pilgrims Star First Baseman Who Refused to Play Under Collins, Now Man ager of Team. After George Huff quit the Boston American team, satisfied with a brief whirl at big league managerial duties, the natural choice was Robert ("Bob") Unglaub, the first baseman, who was made captain of the team and later was told to take entire charge of the team. Unglaub is playing one of the star games of the league. Unglaub's bound from the bench to boss, illustrates some of the peculiar shifts that come in baseball. Jim Col lins is now working for Unglaub, and it is but a short time since that Un glaub jumped Boston because he said he could not stand to work for Col lins. Unglaub's avowed cause for go ing to the Trl-State, with which he played last year, was that he failed to get a bonus from Boston in 1895, to which he was entitled. He was draw- Robert Unglaub. lng a modest salary, but was to have more money if he worked in a certain number of games. He came within two or three of the necessary number, and claimed that he was held out of games to save the bonus. ' So he quit . When peace was declared it drove Unglaub back to Boston. He didn't care to return, because he was doing well In Pennsylvania, and because he expected to be forced onto the utility job again, Grimshaw being there for first sack. But Unglaub went south early, and Grimshaw went south late. And before the regular first sacker got around the other man was the talk of the camp. He got on the bag, and Grimshaw was never able to drive him off. Grimmy is a fair fielder, and t good hitter.., Buthe hits, and fields much better when the score is 4 to 2, : Boston, than when it is 4 to 2 gainst. .-. ' - ' '" : Unglaub's hitting and fielding has been a feature of the Boston play. It resulted in his first being made captain, and now playing manager. ' PLAYERS ANNEX MANY SHOES Home Run Batters in Major Leagues Are Often Rewarded. Now that the 1907 baseball season Is on the players in the major leagues are speculating on the prospects of such substantial rewards for batting as characterized the- national - game last season. It is not generally known, for instance, that exactly 106 pairs of shoes given away for home runs' batted on five grounds alone The New York National and American, the Boston National and American and the Brooklyn National grounds. "Necessity is the mother of 'pinch' batting, as it is of other inventions," declared Cy Seymour, the veteran slugger of the Giants at New Orleans the other day. "For instance," .he added, "I never try so hard for a home run as when I need another pair of shoes, and yet I can not pull oil a four-base hit anywhere as certainly as on the home' grounds. Why? Be cause there is always a pair of shoes waiting at the plate, or thereabouts." Twenty-eight pairs of shoes were given away on the Boston American grounds, 14 on the Boston National and 23 pairs on the Brooklyn, besides 18 pairs on the polo grounds. NATIONAL LEAGUE NOTES Umpire Johnstone is the only Na tional league umpire who indicates balls and strikes by motioning with his hand. - Frank Chance will make Chicago his home in the future, passing up California. Hugglns is playing a great game at second base for the Cincinnati Reds. Frank Corridon owes much of his success to the "spit ball." Barney Dreyfuss found ' that the plan of allowing his players three dol lars per diem for meals was unsatis factory, and quickly dropped. Ex pert diners complained of hunger, while those of an economical turn of mind were accused of laying up at ten-cent soup houses. The St. Louis bunch are out for the error record and now tail both leagues in the fielding averages. Pete Noonan is fighting for his job at St. Louis, and is showing up much better than last season. ' St Louis has the B habit so badly 'that the best possible nickname for the team would be the Busy B's. Yes Bennett, Beckley, Baxter, Bryne, Burch and Beebe. yeing is" as easy as " washing" when PUTNAM FADELESS DYES ar -mA. Ask your driJggist. What reason could not avoid has often been cured by delay. Seneca. Mrs. Wtnalow'a Soothing: Syrap. For children teetblntr, softens the guras, reduces In flammation, allays pain, cures wind collu. 25cabobtle. The honor that is among thieves consists largely of fear. Few people are so selfish as to keep their troubles to themselves. An easy way to get money is to in herit it Don't Sneeze Your Head Off. Kinase's Cold Capsules will cure you al most instantly. At all Druggists, 25c. History Will Be Costly. So far the British official history of the Boer war has cost $125,000, and only one volume has appeared. To be on good terms with human nature, Be Well! Garfield Tea purifies the blood, eradicates disease, regulates the digestive organs and brings Good Health! Manu factured by Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y. Sold by druggists. The rich man's son is called a prig if he walks in the way of the right eous, and he is denounced as a degen erate if he endeavors to put his fath er's money into circulation. Obeying His Command. Benham Did yoa have any com pany while I was ,way? Mrs. Benham Nobody to speak of Benham Wasc-'t your mother here? Mrs. Benham Yes, but you won't tet me speak to her. Famous Book Free. 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The Siamese, above all nations in the world, hate to walk; no such mode of progression is tolerated by a Siam ese if he or . she can. by any means ride. -;A Venetian gondolier will walk sometimes; even a Hollander win ride on his rough cart; but a Bangkok man not if he can help it. His family boat for him. Windsor Magazine. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local sppllcatlons, as they cannot reach tbe dis eased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitutional remedies. uearness is caused Dy an Inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you hare a rumbling sound or Im perfect hearing, and when It Is entirely closed, Deaf ness la the result, and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condi tion, bearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. 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Walter Howard, the London drama tist, was leaving the stage door of a theater one evening when an anemic looking youth stepped up and said: "Are you Mr. Howard?" The author replied in the affirmative, whereupon the young fellow said he wanted to go on the stage. Noticing his evident unfitness for such a life, Howard ad vised him to stick to his present oc cupation, -whatever it was. "I am as sistant pawnbroker across the way," Baid the ambitious young man. "And what do your people think of your going on the stage?" asked Howard. "Oh, they are right against it," was the jaunty reply, "but I shouldn't mind the disgrace myself." Don't Poison Baby. FT0RTY YEAES AGO almost every mother thought her child must haves PAEEG0EI0 or laudanum to make it sleep. These drugs will produce sleep, and A PEW DK0PS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP PEOM WHICH THEEE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed .or whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each of which is a narcotio product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling them " poison." The definition of " narcotic " is : "A medicine which relieves pain, and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convul sions and death. " The taste and smell of medicines contacting opium are disguised, and sold under the names of "Drops," " Cordials," "Soothing Syrups," etc. You, should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or your physician know of what it is composed. CAST0EIA DOES NOT .CON TAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. E Fletcher. ;: , '' Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Dr. J. W. 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