THAT OTHER WOMAN
MRS. NEWMARIE VOICES A
GRIEVANCE.
Demand for Explanation Left George
Very Much "In the Air," But of
Course It Turned Out
All Right.
When Mr. Newmarle came home the
other evening he was not greeted with
the close, loving embrace and sweet,
clinging kiss with which Mrs. New
marle always met him. On the con
trary, that lady stood like an aveng
ing spirit In the hall, her dark eyes
flashing and her proud breast rising
and falling like a stormy sea.
.Horrified at her appearance, Mr.
Newmarie stepped back.
"Rose," he cried, "are you mad?"
There was no answer immediately.
Mrs Mpwmnrla'fifnnrl thrf hpr hanrlfl
nervously working and her eyes flash
ing Are. At length she spoke:
"George," and her voice was ter
rible in its anger, "Mr. Newmarie, am
1 your wife?"
"Why, of course, darling," said he.
"Don't call me. darling! Then, Ifl
am your wife, perhaps you can ex
plain who that other woman is." And
she folded her arms and looked clear
through him, even to the collar stud
at yt.e back of his neck.
"Mr. Newmarle was surprised.
"WMit other woman?" he gasped.
"The beautiful Jjlonde."
"What?"
"With great blue eyes, and "
"Rose?"
"Golden, curly hair, and "
"Who is she?"
"Teeth like pearls"
"Are you crazy, or '"
"The one In the sealskin Jacket,
and"
"But what "
"Who calls you 'love' and kiss "
"Heavens, what has got Into you?"
"Who fawns on your neck i and
plays with your mustache, and says
you are the only man she ever loved,
and O-o-o-h! you b-r-r-r-rute!"
And she burst Into sobs. Mr. New
marle gathered himself together suf
ficiently to rush to his wife's assist
ance, crying:
"Rose, my dear wife, tell me "
"Don't touch me," she shrieked.
"Go to her go to her at once!" As
for me, I shall kill myself! O, George,
how how c-could you deceive your
p-p-poor little wife so terribly? O,
O, O!" And she fell sobbing into his
arms.
Mr. Newmarie laid her trembling
form upon the sofa and bent over her
In protestations of his innocence.
"It's a wicked lie 'that some one
has been telling you," he said. "Who
was it?"
"No one," she replied.
"Then, where did you "
"I I dreamt it, George," she said,
"while I was taking a nap on the sofa
this afternoon. And it all seemed so
true! Isn't it, love?" "
And he replied but there are some
things that cannot be put into words.
London Tit-Bits.
Unappreciated.
A noted evangelist was preaching
the other day in an uptown church,
Bays the New York Times. The family
who entertained him had a son who
was usually fond of attending service.
When his parents were ready little
Charles flatly refused to go with them.
"What's the matter?" asked the
mother, much surprised; "are you ill?"
"No, but I heard Doctor be
fore, and I don't like him," confessed
the child.
"Oh, Charles, that's a wicked thing
to say," gasped the mother. "Tell
mother why."
"Well," said Charles, "he preaches
so long that I can't keep awake and he
preaches so loud that I can't go , to
sleep."
Ancient English Inns.
The village inn at Addington, in
the county of Surrey, has been ten
anted by the members of one family
since the reign of Henry VII. On the
death of the mother of the parent
hostess she left no son, but only three
laughters to survive her. The three
'sisters in turn took possession, and
the present hostess is the last of
them. The Jolly Millers inn, at New
ham, Cambridgeshire, has been kept
by a family of the name of Musk for
the last 400 years. It is recorded in
Cambridge annals that Queen Eliza
beth once stopped here and drank a
quart of "Ye Olde English Ayle"
without getting down from her horse.
8klllful Woman Chess Player.
Mrs. Balrd, who has been called "the
Queen of Chess," has published 1.200
chess problems and no woman has
eclipsed the position which she holds
in the chess world! She possesses
about 60 prizes secured in open com'
petitions. Mrs. Balrd's father, mother
and two brothers share her enthusiasm
for chess. She has other recreations,
including archery, tennis and cycling,
while she has always been very fond
,of designing illuminations. St. Louis
Republic.
Bird It Giraffe's Companion.
ine rea niuea weaver Dird Is a
constant companion of the giraffe.
perching itself npon the withers and
flying along when Its host takes to
flight and immediately alighting again
on. its back at the first opportunity.
Rich Production of Silver Mines.
The Potosl silver mines, in Bolivia
have been worked since 1545, and
have produced 600,000,000 worth of
(From The Chicago Tribune.)
ADVICE TO
RHEUMATICS
Noted Physician Tells How to Prevent
and Cure Rheumatism, Kidney
and Bladder Troubles.
(By Geo. Edmund Flood, M. D.)
If you would avoid Rheumatism and
Kidney and Bladder Troubles, be mod
erate In the consumption of heavy,
rich foods, substitute as far as possible
soups, broths, fresh milk and drink
water lots of water. Take plenty of
time to eat, and don't eat after you
have had enough, even if it' does aste
good. If your work is confining take
a moderate amount of exercise each
day in the open air.
Of course, neither diet, water, rest
nor exercise will cure these afflictions.
I advise them as preventives only. For
the benefit of the readers of this arti
cle who are now afflicted with Rheu
matism, Kidney, Bladder or Urinary
trouble, and desire to be cured quickly,
I give below, complete in every detail,
the famous prescription which has
made me so successful in the treat
ment of these diseases. - It is the most
certain cure for these diseases that I
have ever used. It is pleasant to take,
it is not expensive, it can be filled by
any druggist, and I believe it is the
greatest prescription for Rheumatism,
Kidney and Bladder Trouble ever writ
ten. It is also a valuable spring tonic
and blood purifier. If you are a suf
ferer, save this, take it to your drug
gist and have it filled, or get the In
gredients and mix them at home.
Fluid Extract Cascara Aromatic,
ounce.
Concentrated Barkola Compound, 1
ounce.
Fluid Extract Prickly Ash Bark,
drachm.
Aromatic Elixir, 4 ounces.
Adult dose, take one teaspoonful
after meals and at bedtime; children,
one-fourth to one-half teaspoonful after
meals.
After you are cured follow the ad
vice I have given you in regard to
diet, exercise and water, and you will
not need the services of a physician
again for these ailments.
Otktr tafrrs art tri-iUred to cofy.
THE DIFFERENCE IN TASTE.
Dogs Prized as Edible in China Are
Here Fashion's Pets.
"He is the real thing in the way of
a chow," sa id she. "Father bought
him for me in Shanghai. Did you know
they ate them there?"
"I had heard that the Chinese ate
dogs, but I thought it was a fake, like
the story of their eating rats."
"No; it is the truth. They do eat
dogs, but only the chow variety.
'Chow,' you know, means 'edible.'
Yes, they eat chows. In every butcher
shop you see chows' carcasses hung
up, the same as we hang up the car
casses of pigs. The flesh is white."
"White?"
"Yes; like veal. The Chinese raise
chows for food and feed them only
soft, washy stuff, mashed vegetables
and bread and milk. No meat what
ever. Hence the white flesh.
"Notice Wu's black tongue. Well,
chow tongue is a Chinese delicacy.
They make soup of it. But it is very
expensive, like our turtle soup, and it
is only eaten by the rich.
"Isn't it strange that a dog so fash
ionable with us should be only an arti
cle of food in China?"
IN WE8TERN CANADA.
Delicate in the Old Home; Better
. Health in the New. ,
Churchbridge, Sask.,
December 1st, "1906.
To the Editor.
Dear Sir,
" I came to this country from the
State of Wisconsin three years ago,
and must say that I am greatly pleased
with the outlook in this western coun
try. For my own part I am entirely
satisfied with the progress I have
made since coming here. I have raised
excellent crops of grain of all varie
ties. Last season my wheat averaged
23 bushels of wheat to the acre, oats
60 and barley 40.
We had a splendid garden this year,
ripening successfully tomatoes, musk
melons, water melons, sweet corn and
kindred sorts.
The country is well adapted to
wheat growing and mixed farming, and
to my mind it is the best country un
der the sun for a man with a family
and small means, as it is possible for
a man to commence farming opera
tions with much less capital than is
required in the older settled countries.
The climate is all that could be de
sired, being very healthy and invigor
ating. My wife came out about six months
ago, and although inclined to be deli
cate in the old home, she has enjoyed
the best of health since coming here.
In short, I am more than satisfied
with the land of my adoption, and I
am also satisfied with the laws of the
country.
Yours very truly,
(Signed) JOHN LANGDON.
Write to any Canadian Government
Agent for literature and full particu
lars. Pleased with the Prospect.
Her Suitor I wish to marry your
daughter, sir.
Her Father (sternly) My daugh
ter, sir, will continue under the par
ental roof.
Her Suitor Well, sir, the parental
roof looks good to me.
A fast young man is seldom able to
"THE MARRYING SQUIRE."
Justice Geo. E. Law, of Brazil, Ind.,
Has Married 1400 Couples.
Justice Geo. E. Law, of Brazil, Ind.,
hasofairly earned the title "The Mar
rying Squire," by which he is known
far and wide, having
already married some
1400 couples. Ten
years ago he was
Deputy County
Treasurer. "At that
time," said Justice
Law, "I was suffer
ing from an annoying
kidney trouble. My
back ached, my rest
was broken at night, and the passages
of the kidney secretions were. too fre
quent and contained sediment. Three
boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills cured me
in 1S97, and for the past nine years I
have been free from kidney complaint
and backache."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
' Fighting with Ants.
The Indians of the Mauritius dis
pose of termites, or white ants, in this
manner: When they see their covered
way approaching a building, they drop
a train of syrup from this way to the
nearest nest of black ants. The first
ones that see the syrup follow it up
till they reach the termite passage.
They return to (heir nest, and in a
few hours a black army starts out for
the white ant stronghold. With great
fury they rush into the galleries, and
in a short time entirely destroy the
enemy, and each one, on its way
home, carries a dead termite, proba
bly to eat.
One Way.
A reverend gentleman was Address
ing a Sunday school class not long
ago, and was trying to enforce the
doctrine that when people's hearts
were sinful they needed regulating.
Taking out his watch, and holding it
up, he said:
"Now, here's my watch; suppose it
doesn't keep good time now goes too
fast, and now too slow what shall I
do with it?"
"Sell it," promptly replied a boy.
Harper's Magazine.
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great im
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stiff
ener makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect flnisli, equal to that when the
goods were new.
Youthful Head of State.
The Hon. Richard McBride, premier
of British Columbia, whose govern
ment has emerged successfully from
a general election, is the youngest,
prime minister in King Edward's do
minions. He is only 36, and he
achieved the premiership four years
ago, after having held a subordinate
office as minister of mines.
Tbere 1b more Catarrh In tills section of the eonntrv
tbau all other diseases put tucether. and until the last
few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great
many years doctors pronounced It a local disease and
prescnuea local remedies, aua vy constantly railing
to care with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable.
Bclence has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis
ease . and therefore req ul rea cons tl tut lonal treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.J.Cheney
& Co.. Toledo, Ohio, 18 the only Constitutional cure on
the market. It Is taken Internally In doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. It acta directly on the Mood
ana mucous sunaces or ine system, l ney oner one
hundred dollars for any case It fall! to care. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Addrens: r . J CH KNEV 4: CO., Toledo, Ohio. ,
Sold by Drugelste. 7Sc.
Take Hall's Family rills for conntlpatlos.
Would Grow Tobacco in Ireland.
An effort is being bade under direc
tion of William Redmond to repeal
the law which prohibits the growing
of tobacco in Ireland. It is held that
soil and climatic conditions in Ireland
are favorable to the production of a
good quality of tobacco, and that its
cultivation can be made profitable-
With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be a positive pleasure to.
use a Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
The men and women nurses in the
Paris hospitals have issued a notice
demanding better pay and treatment,
and indicating that they will strike
if their demands are not met.
For more reasons than one. Garfield Tea
is the beet choice when a laxative is'
needed: it is Pure. Pleasant to take. Mild
and Potent. Guaranteed, under the Food
and Drugs Law.
A pretty girl is as fond of drawing
attention as a political officeholder is
of drawing a salary.
Cut monkey "shines, if you will, but
don't ape your better.
A really good complexion doesn't
come out in the wash.
It
Builds
t O.TCG
Coach horses Join Fox Chase.
They had some spirited horses in
the old coaching days. Just 100
years ago a remarkable proof of this
was given, and fortunately recorded
for the astonishment of later motor
ing generations, in the case of the Liv
erpool mail coach. Horsey were
changed at Monk's Heath, between
Newcastle-under-Lyme, says the Lon
don Tribune.
On this particular occasion a pack
of foxhounds was heard in full cry
just as the horses from Congleton
were freed from the coach, and they
started oft with the harness on their
backs and followed the run to the
finish. One of them, a blood mare,
stuck close to the whipper-in and took
every jump after him through the two
hours. And in the evening they took
the return coach to Congleton as mer
rily as if they had been in the stable
all the time.
Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces
sary to use sc much starch that the
beaffty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste- of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the good3. This trouble
lean be entirely overcome by using De
fiance Starch, as it can be applied
imuch more thinly because of its great
er strength thai other makes.
Court's Acoustics Bad.'
The acoustic properties of the
courtrooms in London's new criminal
courts building are so bad, it is said,
that the other day a prisoner who had
been sentenced to six months thought
he had been sentenced to 12. He
said to a warden: "One of the beaks
gave me six months and another of
'em gave me six months before."
Also, besides echoes, "reverberations"
are complained of.
Important to Mothars.
Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOHIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Uao For Over SO Years.
The Kind Ton Have Alwars Bought,
Drew Copious Floods of Tears.
A physician in Portland, Ore., esti
mated that 2,048 teaspoonfuls of tears,
or two gallons in all, were shed in one
night by the audience that heard Sav
age's "Madam Butterfly" in that city
recently.
The archdiocese of Cologne, Ger
many, is the largest in the world,
with a Catholic population of "more
than 2,000,000.
Personal knowledge
this competitive age and when of ample character it places
possessor in the front ranks of
The Well Informed of the World.
A vast fund of personal knowledge is really essential to the achievement of the
highest excellence in any field of human effort '
A Knowledge of Forms, Knowledge of Functions and Knowl
edge of Products are all of the utmost value and in questions of life and health
when a true and wholesome remedy is desired it should be remembered that Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., is an
ethical product which has met with the approval of the most eminent physicians and
gives universal satisfaction, because it is a remedy of
Known Quality, Known Excellence and Known Component.
Parts and has won the valuable patronage of millions of the Well Informed of the
world, who know of their own personal knowledge and from actual use that it is the first
and best of family laxatives, for
This valuable remedy
tinder the name of Syrup of Figs and has attained to world
wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative.. As its pure
laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians
and the Well Informed or the world to be the best we have
adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of Senna as
but doubtless it will
name
of Syrup
LOUISVILLE, KY.
What is medicine for? To cure you, if sick, you say.
But one medicine will not cure every kind of sickness, because different
medicines act on different parts of the body. One medicine goes to the liver,
another to the spine, Wine of Cardui to the womanly organs. So that is why
Wine o f O a rdli i
has proven so efficacious in most cases of womanly disease. Try it.
Mrs. Wm. Turner, of Bartonville, 111., writes: "I suffered for years with female diseases, and docfored
without relief. My back and head would hurt me, and I suffered agony with bearing-down pains. At last
I took Wine of Cardui and now I am In good health." Sold everywhere. In $1.00 bottles.
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PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
more goods, rur package, than others, and
the colors are brighter and faster.
Usually a woman of uncertain age
remains at a certain age for a long
time.
It's a lazy man who lets his wife
do all the worrying for the family.
Nfeture makes occupation, a neces
sity to us; society makes it a duty;,
habit may make it a pleasure. Ca
pelle. That an article may be good as well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch, each package con
taining one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same money.
Kite Control.
Kite control within certain pre
scribed limits has been accomplished
in France by means of a "deviator,"
and this make' the kite available for
life saving purposes. . A severe test
was given to the device some time ago
at Royan, o the east coast of France,
and wonderful things were - accom
plished. MRS. CE. FINK
Lydia E. Pinkham's
is an honest, tried and true remedy
This medicine made from native
or other harmful drugs and today holds the record for the largest number
of actual cures of female diseases of any medicine the world has ever
known, jind thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file in the
laboratory at Lynn, Mass., which testify to its wonderful value-
Mrs. C. is. Fink, of CarnetnevPa.,
wish every suffering woman would take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and write to you for advice. It has done me a world of good
and what it has accomplished for me I know it will do for others."
When women are troubled with
ation, Inflammation, Backache,
member there is one -tried and true remedy, Lydia IS. raknam s vege
table Compound. , . , ,
Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women
Women suffering from any form
write Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. Out of her vast volume of ex
perience she pvobably has the very knowledge that will help your case.
TheValue
OF
Personal Knowledgi
is the winning factor in the culminating
which no extravagant or unreasonable claims
has been Ions and favorably known
more fully' descriptive of the remedy,
always be called for by the shorter
of Figs and to get its beneficial
effects, always note, when purchasing the full
name of the Company California Fig Syrup
Co. printed on the front of every package,
whether you call for Syrup of rigs
or
by the full name Syrup ol
Figs and Elixir of Senna.
SAN FRANCISCO, GAL., vi
londonngLand.
I .rfiM a iiic-w-w Un. lh.1 haftannrar.
Worth More Money. j
"Do you consider a chauffeur wortS
$200 a month?" "
"Well, the last one I had ran awaj
with my wife, and you knew my wife
old man." Life.
INVENTIONS NEEDED
tostot, wrecks and save lplmr on farms. IH NOV.
FEVWlCKAI.AWliEJifP,, P!int Boa
. WuklDRton, D. C. Et.laOt. Baoslel ft-... Hmlnhram.
W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 13, 1907.
In this nineteenth century to keep
up with the march of progress every
power of woman is strained to its
utmost, and the tax upon her physi
cal system is far greater than ever.
In the good old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers few drugs were
used in medicines. They relied upon
roots, and herbs to cure weaknesses
and disease, and their knowledge of
roots and herbs was far greater
than that of women today.
It was in this study of roots and
herbs that Lydia E. Pinkham, of
Lynn, Mass., discovered and gave
to the women of the world a remedy
more potent and efficacious than
any combination of drugs.
Vegetable Compound
of unquestionable therapeutic value.
roots and Herbs contains no narcotics
writes: Dear Mrs. nnkham: "l
Irregularities, Displacements, Ulcer
Nervous Prostration, they should re
of female weakness are invited to
contests of
its fortunate
are made.
3
NEW YORK, N.Y
MlbMI ft hnMnMM. I mwtn
silver.
keep up with his running expenses.
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