WASTED TO A SHADOW. ut Fifteen la wasted away- round a Cure After Yeara of Suffering. A. H. Stotts, messenger at the State Capitol, Columbus, O., says: "For fifteen years I bad kidney trou bles, and though I doctored faithfully, could not find a cure. I had heavy backaches, dizzy headaches and ter rible urinary disor ders. One day I collapsed, fell In sensible on the sidewalk, and then bed for ten weeks. After being giren up, I began using Dean's Kidney Pills. In a couple of tooths I regained my old health, and .bow weigh 188 pounds. 'Twelve boxes dM it. and I have been well two years." 8old by all dealers. 60 cents a box Foiter-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Almost a Proposal. In speaking of tne New England , "spinster problem," Mrs. Mary Wllklns Freeman told rather a pathetic little story of an aged maiden lady who once said that she had never received an actual proposal of marriage, "but and here she blushed faintly, "a gen tleman once asked me to walk with him In the garden by moonlight, and we all know what that means, my dear." DISTRESS AFTER MEALS . Sure Sign That Or. Williams' Pink Rills Are Needed to Tone Up the Digestive Organs. loss of appetite, distress after eating, ahertuess of breath, a feeling of utter weakness these are symptoms that are familiar to most sufferers from stomach tronble. Too often the ordinary doctor's treatment serves bat to weaken the dis eased organs. The new toaic method of treating dis orders of this kind does not aim to do the work of the stomach,- does not demand that the food be pre-digested, bat builds p the weakened organs, so that they can do the work that nature intended. Mrs. L.O. Low, of No. 324 North street. Horton, Kausas, says : "In 187, while we were living on a fann in this neigh borhood, I became generally debilitated as the result of overwork. I had serions indiaestion. lost mv appetite, suffered from a sense of suffocation and from ob struction of the circulation, so that arti ficial means had to be used to restore it. After suffering for mouths without find ing any relief. I tried a box at ur. wii liaras' Pink Pills of which I had read iu a newspaper. The first few boxes made me lots better, and after using the third box I felt entirely well. "I am now in excellent health and am able not only to take care of my house but also to assist my husband in a store which be has lately taken. Dr. Williams Pink Pills cured ine and I can recom mend them. They are so simple, so easily taken and so prompt in their ac tion." Remember Dr. Williams' Pink Pills do not act on the bowels. They make new blood and restore shattered nerves. In this way they carry health and vigor to every organ and fiber of the body. They are sold by all druggists or will be sent,, postpaid, on receipt of price, 60 centajper 'box; six boxes for fjl.AO. by the Dr. Wil liam! Medicine Co.. Schenectady, JN.X. . A Fair Deal. A southern congressman tells a story of an old negro In Alabama who 'In his bargaining, Is always afraid that he may get "the worst of it." On one occasion, it appears, this aged darky went after a calf that he had pastured all summer, and asked what he owed for the pasturing. "I have a bill of $10 against you,' aid the farmer who had undertaken the rare of the animal, "but, if you are willing, I'll take the calf and call It nettled." "No, sah!" promptly exclaimed the negro, "I'll do nothing like dat. But. he added, after a pause, "I'll tell you what I will do -.you keep the calf two weeks longer and you can have it. Inexcusable Neglect, Great Editor "We have no longer any use for your services, sir." Brtghtwltz "Eh? You said that the article I had In the paper yesterday was the best thing you'd ever pub lished." Ureat Editor res, but you neg lected to write a lot of letters from old .subscribers and general readers, prais ing the article as a brilliant example of this great paper s enterprise. A pretty sort of a metropolitan Journal 1st you are!" Pa's Little Joke. "Pa," said Willie, "an equine means horse, doesn't it?" "Yes." "And an ox Is a kind of a cow. Isn't tv "Yes. one kind." "Well, what kind of a blamed thing m this equine ox everybody's talking ibout?" Pa thought a minute, looked sheep tab, and then said, as he backed ut f the room, "Oh, that's a wether."--Kansas City Telegram. Crooked, All Right. "An phwy don't yez like Muldoon?" "He's not on the square." "Phwat makes yez think so?" "He's th" kind av a man th't can't look ye straight In the eye till yer back's turned. Imposing on the Dog. "The paper says that the name ot a dog has been discovered in the New "That's a dog that can't be blamed for getting Into bad company. Reason Enough. "But," asked the first co-ed, "why did you elect to take up the study of French Instead of German?" "Well," replied the other, "the French professor was so awfully hand some, you know." Must Be Unmarried. "I see that some high church an tlioritles have decided that there are no female angels." 'Oood gracious, I wonder what their wives will say to mat: An advertiser with sand Interests the customer with rocks. SB LON MR. BRYAN TO JAPANESE STUDENTS The Japan Times, referring to Mr. Bryan's speech at Waseda, says: This morning, W. J. Bryan, the dis tinguished leader of the democrat party in the United States, addressed a very large gathering of all' college students, assembled at Waseda uni versity, by invitation of Count Okuma, whose guest Mr. Bryan is. Though the weather was slightly rainy, there was a very large assemblage in the university grounds, as the proceed ings had to be in the open air on ac count of the large number of people. The grounds were appropriately deco rated, and the students showed no im patience or fear of the wet weather, but undoubted enthusiasm. When Count Okuma appeared, with Mr. Bryan, the cheering was prodigious. Dr. Hatoyama briefly introduced Mr. Bryan to the audience, and said: Mr. Bryan is American that Is in itself an introduction to Japanese; for ever since the days of Commodore Perry, the friendship of the United States has made a deep impression on the hearts of the Japanese. (Ap plause.) This was shown in the ' re imbursement of the Shimonoeekl in demnity and the promptness in acced ing to Japan's efforts to shake off the yoke of ex-territoriality and re cover her tariff autonomy. In fact, whenever any question of justice was involved in our international rela tions we could always count on the United States to be on the side of right. (Applause.) In the second place, our guest belongs to the demo crat party, whose Influence has al ways been in the interests of equal rights for all. (Applause.) In the third place, our guest is Mr. Bryan, leader of the opposition in America. In fact today we are here honored by the presence of two leaders of opposi tion, Mr. Bryan and Count Okuma. (Loud applause.) The last few weeks have witnessed In Japan the welcom ing of two distinguished personages from England and America; I refer to Secretary Taft am! Admiral Noel. They- are certainly eminent person ages, and deserve the enthusiastic welcome they received. But these are gentlemen in the service of their re spective governments, and it is slight ly possible to imagine a fraction of policy in the courtesies extended to them. At least, it is generally so be lieved in these official functions. But here we have Mr. Bryan who has no official passport. He is a private gen tleman, a typical and representative American, imbued with high Ideals both in public and private life. His Influence in the political party which he leads is very great, and his possi bilities in the future are still greater. (Applause.) I believe I express the sentiment of all here when I say that we welcome him most heartily and sincerely. (Applause.) Mr. Bryan caid: Fellow-students: It gives me very great pleasure to meet you, to look into your faces, and to learn from you the cordial sentiments which you en tertain towards the land of my birth. I have looked forward for a great many years to thi visit to Japan. The days that I have had to wait have dragged, and I am now here to enjoy that which I have heretofore beheld only in anticipation. And I know of no opportunity that I appre ciate and utilize with more gratifica tion than the opportunity to speak to the students here assembled. I ad dress you as fellow-students, for I also am a student. (Hear! hear!) I began studying when I was young younger than any of you here. I have studied ever since, and I hope that I will not graduate from study until my life closes. (Hear! hear!) All life Is a long school to those who -Improve it as they ought. None : of us are too old to learn. None of us know all that, can be known, and no one Is so humble that he cannot teach others something. The receptive mind is characteristic of the student, and I would rather, talk to students than to any other class of people. I talk to them in my own country, and I am glad to talk to them in every country which I have the good for tune to visit. The student Is passing through the springtime of -life. In the spring we sow the seed It is the time of year when the sowing gives the greatest promise of a crop; so that when you leave a thought with a student it grows and develops. Then I like to speak to students because the student exercises more than an average influence upon the life of his country. The more the student develops himself the stronger he becomes; the more he can mul tiply any good thing that is given to him. I like to talk to students, and I like especially to talk to those stu dents who have had as their inspira tion and as their example the dis tinguished statesman of Japan, Count Okuma, whose guest I am today. (Loud applause.) It is impossible to calculate the in fluence of one human life .'upon the lives of others, because the influences that touch the heart go on and on. We speak to those about, but if we speak through an example that im presses itself then we speak not only to those whom we know today, but to their children and their children's children to the remotest generations of time. And so I am glad today to be the guest of this great man whose name has reached our own country and whose face I longed to see. (Applause.) As you approach the mountain range you find that a few peaks reach up above the rest of the range, and the eye rests upon them. So in approach ing any land there are national char acters that reach above the rest. Foreigners see these mountain peaks of humanity, so to speak, and learn to know them even though ignorant of the foot-hills and of the land in general. And so I, even In distant America, learned to know the great men of Japan and learned to count among them Count Okuma. (Ap plause.) I am glad therefore to be here as his guest, and as the guest of this school, and if you will bear with me I will make a few sugges tions that occur to me as timely in speaking to students. In the first place let me say to yon that while things seem strange to a visitor, whether he visits this land or any other land while these differ ences first attract attention yet after all we are much alike. If you look at the eye of a human being you find that it may have a color that is distinctly its own, and you begin to classify eyes. Some will have blue eyes, some will have brown eyes, some will have black eyes, but no matter what color the eye is, it looks out upon the same landscape and sees the same things. And so we may differ in appearance or in features, w-e may differ in size, we may differ in dress, but after all we are human beings and we have the same Im pulses and the same ...purposes. And this to my mind is an Important les son for us all to learn. We, of course, coming from our own country recog nize that the people we see upon the street are not quite so tall, not quite so heavy, as those we meet upon the street at home, but I never have felt that I could hold one in contempt be cause he was not so Targe as others. I remember hearing years ago a phrase like this: "Tha,t Nature does not put up her jewels in large pack ages: that the priceless gems are usually smaller than the rocks we see about us." And I have known persons small of stature who in mind tQwered above others with, large bodies and little intellect. I say however much we may differ in appearance, in dress, in custom, when you come to know people you find , that they are very much alike, and -when you can touch the heart you find that the heart of man differs less than the face or even the mind of man. And so I am sure that if I speak from my heart I can speak to the hearts of those who lis ten to me. (Applause.) - In speaking to students there are two or three things that I feel like suggesting. First you will pardon me if I say a word in regard to public speaking, for it has been my lot to do a great deal of public speaking, and I have noticed that in Japan there is a growing tendency to take part in public discussion. I entertain this theory that every citizen should be able to present his own ideas to every other person in order that the nation may have the advantage of the wisdom of all its people, and students es pecially need to fit themselves to pre sent their views in a way that will best convey their ideas and most im press others. Now what is eloquence? What is oratory? There are people who imagine that with the coming of the newspaper the opportunity of the orator disappears. There never will be a time when there will not be a place for eloquence and oratory. Whenever great interests are at stake, whenever the destinies of men hand upon decisions, whenever people feel deeply upon great issues, there will bo elcquoaee, and if I were going to define eloquence I would define it as th.) speech of one who knows what he is talkintt p.bout and means what ha says. There are two things that the public speaker must have; he must have information, because if he does not know anything he can not tell anything to anybody else. He must, in the first place know what he is talking about; he must be informed upon his subect, and then he must be earnest. A great Latin poet said nearly 2,000 years ago: "If you would draw tears from the eyesof others, Yourself the sign of grief must show " The next thing of importance in public speaking is to state clearly what you want to say. Present each thought so that it may be understood. We sometimes say in our country that there are certain "self-evident truths," truths that are so plain, that one can not help seeing them. I make the statement even more broadly, that not only are there "certain self-evident truths," but that "all truth is self evident." The best service you can render to the truth is to state it so clearly that it can be understood; for a truth, so stated, needs no argu ment in its defense. Next to clearness of statement is brevity. Say the thing in just as few words as possible. I do not know whether you are sufficiently familiar with our language to understand me if I tell you a little story, to illus trate what I mean by brevity; for sometimes it is difficult to catch the point of a story even when one could understand a general conversation. But I will see whether I can make it plain to you. It will show you how much can be said in a few words; I will use the story to illustrate my meaning. A man once said to an other man, "Do you drink?" The other man was a little offended at the question, and said: "That is my business, sir." Then the first man said: "Well, have you any other busi ness?" (Laughter and applause.) I do not know whether I have been able to make the point clear to you, but what I mean is that in a very few words a good deal was said; and the more you can say in a few words, the more effective will be your speech. But there "are some who .do not aspire to public speaking, and I desire to say something that will apply to all of you, on the subject of education. There are some people who imagine that only a few of the people need to be educated, and It used to be the general opinion that it was sufficient for any country if just a few of its people had well-trained minds. I do not believe in that doctrine. If God had intended that only a few of the peo ple should have their -minds developed, He would have given minds to only a few of them, and the rest of the people would have been given only bodies, without minds. But when God gave minds to all of us, I think He gave the best possible proof that He intended that all of us should have our minds trained. I have met a great many people in the last fifteen years, but I never yet have met any person who had too much education, or a mind too fully stored with useful information. (Applause.) I am anxious to see every boy and every girl, in the world have the highest education that he or she can receive. I believe that it will be much better for them selves, and also for all those about them. Wherever I have seen education misused, or bringing to the posses sors less advantage than should, have been expected, I have found that it was because there was not back of the education the moral purpose that there ought to have been. If any person thinks that education is merely given to him in order to enable him to get all possible advantage over other people, then It is not doing him as much good as it ought to do. But if he understands that it is given him in order to make him more use ful and helpful, and to help him to do a larger work for mankind, then he can not have too much education. The more education you give him, the better it is for him and for all those who come within the circle of his Influence. It is necessary, I say, that there should be, at the back of the education, some useful purpose. I do not know that I can better describe the difference between the two kinds of purpose, than by saying that some seem to think that the object of life is to get as much for one's self as possible and to keep it; while others feel that the object of life is to do as much for others as possible. (Ap plause.) If you visit a cemetery, or go to the places where monuments are erected in memory of the dead, you i will find out what the people buried there have done for the world, what they have given to the world. Some I people are great, in one way or an j other, they may be learned, or power 'ful, but are- always thinking of "something to eat," or something to drink, or something to wear and, when they die, the people all just say, "Very well!" (Loud laughter and applause.) Then there are those who are like the bee, doing something for the good of others; and when these die, they leave something behind them, to make the world glad that they have lived. I do not know that I can leave with you a better thought than this What do you want people to think about when you are gone? You have In this land a deep rever ence for the dead, for your ancestors; you revere . those who lived before you, and yet, some of them have done more for the world than others, and you distinguish between those who have done large things and the others who have not done so much. And, as we get older, and think of the impression that our lives have made on the world, and how men are likely to regard us after death, things ' that seemed very Important to us I when young seem less so. Some spend their lives trying to make . money, to surround themselves with riches, others seek to gain high po sitions, but as they get older, they I find that their place in history will j,be determined not by what, people have done for them but by what they have done for the people. (Loud and I prolonged applause.) TOflANDCSGOVON Eating turkey is not the' only way to celebrate Thanksgiv ing Day. You should have a brand new Suit and Overcoat. If you buy them here you will lie certain of getting what you want as to quality and style, and you can save more than enough money on the deal to buy the turkey for Th anksgiving and another one for Christinas, and turkeys come high this year, too. There's one thing we want to call your particular attention to about our Suits. This story w ill give you the idea. Fridajr evening a leading b usiness man of the city brought his little boy into our Children's Department to get him a "Buster Brown." While the boy was being fitted the gentleman casually glanced over our Suit Counters, remarking that he would soon have to order a suit from a tailor, as he hadn't been able to get a fit in a ready-to-wear Suit for twelve years. Well, to make a short story of this, that gentleman went out of the store wearing one of our best Suits and very confident he had n ever had a better fit from a tailor. You see, we can fit anybody, and that means you. So don't pay for. high priced made-to-order garm ents when you feel that you can't afford it. No matter if you are bu ilt like the running gears of a "Katy-Did", we guarantee to give you satisfaction. Suits all the way from $4.95 to $18 Overcoats from $5.00 to $20.00. SPEIER & SIMON, hilVrtTTo lTeJu WE SAVE YOU MONEY But the more a woman says the less a man remembers. ( FIGHT ON TOBACCO VAIN English Kings and the Church Unable to Stop Growing of. the Weed. Tobacco raising in England has a varied and checkered history. " First introduced there in 1565, the Eliza bethan courtiers soon cultivated a lik ing for it. Ere long the common peo ple followed their example, and tmoking became a universal habit among the English. - They . began -to import large quantities of the Vir ginian weed and soon after learned to grow it for themselves. When the British agriculturists had mastered the art of raising tobacco at home and conquered the climatic difficulties at first encountered in producing it,, the practice of smoking was denounced iu court. James: I issued a counterblast to the weed. Charles I was no less op posed to it. He also adopted strong measures to discourage its use and prevent its cultivation. The church likewise took up arms against smok ing. In spite of the royal edicts against tobacco it continued to be grown surreptitiously to a large ex tent. ' Charles II imposed such a heavy duty on the native article as, it was thought, would have the effect of ex cluding it from British crops. The increased tax, however, did not pre vent large numbers Jrom being inde pendent of foreign countries for their supply of this commodity. In those days it was not as easy for the offi cials to make a long tour of inspection as it is now. Eventually, In 1782, a law , was passed making it illegal to grow . tobacco in any ; quantity in Eng land. The same law, of course, ap plied to Scotland and Ireland. In the latter country tobacco has traditions characteristically its own. TRICK OF THE COLLEGE GIRL Shoe Clerk Explains How She Gets Money for Matinees. "What's a fellow going to do about it, anyway?" exclaimed a Boston shoe clerk the other day. "It beats me. Here cmes in Miss College Maid, and she is as fascinating as she can be. She picks out a $5 pair of shoes as 'perfectly lovely,' and 'won't we charge them up to pa?' which we cer tainly will do, because 'pa' has noti fied us that his credit is 'O. K.' and is at his daughter's disposal. "But net day in comes Miss Col lege Maid with her shoes in a box un der her arm. She would 'really like tc look at those $3.50 shoes,' and she finally buys them. . 'And ' won't we give her the change back, he says with a smile that will tilt most men from their balance. "Of course, if a man made such a proposition we'd call the police, but we're apt to bow to the Miss College Maid with the smile, and hand over the $1.50 to her, as if she had asked for only a pair of extra shoe strings. Then while Miss College Maid trot3 off to the matinee to spend our $1.50 we puzzle' our heads as 'to 'whether we have been buncoed or whether we lave buncoed 'dad,' although, to be sure, we charge it to his account. "And if a fellow once falls a victim to the wiles of Miss College Maid he soon learns that she needs a new pair of shoes about every time a matinee idol comes along." Shoe Retailer. Second Choice. A white headed old French-Cana dian entered a store adjoining the potofflce in a New Hampshire village and requested the aid of the clerk in addressing a letter. ! "Ah want him to go to man nephew Mis' Olive Bedeau, Franklin," said he, producing what had once been a square white envelope. "Sure. How do you spell 'Be deau?' " asked the clerk, whose schol astic attainments did not embrace a very extensive acquaintance with French surnames. "Do' 'no' how to spell 'Bedeau?' " "No." "Wal, den," and the old man scratched his head reflectively for some seconds, "you jes' mak' him 'Mis' Olive Bradley.! Dat her name ever sence she bins got' married" Lippincott's Magazine. Moan of the Kelpie. A year-old wife went down the loaning To meet her soodman did sne go; The bees were in the clover droning. The cushats cooing soft and low: "O will he never come?" she cried. "And why is he so slow?" Above the burn there came a moaning, That summer nieht a year aeo: A sound like wind through pine trees groaning. Tossing the branches to and fro; "O will he ever come?" she sighed. And something told her "No!" Ah. what was that went up the loaning? A shadow cast at sunset-glow; While clearer, came the woeful moaning. - 'Twas' like 'a death dirge' soft and slow. "My love, come back to me!" she cried. "Why did I let you go?" A year-old widow walks the loaning. Her head is Dent, ner step is slow; Again she hears the Kelpie moaning. As on that night a year ago. "Kind death, come soon, come soon!" she cries. "For O I want him so!" Country Life. Chance for Handy Women. It is said that a business man name unknown, or not given won ders why women who have mecaani cal ability don't take up the business of "handy man," and make repairs on sewing and typewriting machines, fix the catch when it gets out of order, and induce, .the fractious knob of the door to do its duty, says the Spring field Republican. There is no reason why women don't take up such jobs except that they haven't thought of it. A Convenient Palace. A gang of newly imported Irish nav vies were shoveling clay to build a railroad embankment. "This work is too harrd entirely," said Dennis Mor iarity, as he paused to mop his face with his shirt sleeve. "I do be think ing I'll go back to me father's palish in Oirland." "An' when ye get there," said Mike O'Brien, with a wink at the other "byes," "ye have only to putt per hahnd down the chimney an' ye can unlatch the dure." Irish Tenants Buy Lands. The inhabitants of the village of Castlemartyr, in County Cork, have bought the fee-simple interest in their dwellings and premises from the Earl of Shannon on favorable terms. The population of Castlemartyr is about 100. gQIUiilOt Balling IPoudor A perfectly health ful powder made by improved chem ical methods and of accurately pro- portioned materials Trust Baking Powders sell for 45 or 50 cents per pound and may be identified by this exor bitant price. They are a menace to publio health, as food prepared from them contains large quantities of Ro chelle salts, a dangerous cathartic drug. It's So Simple, Too. '" "Ybu say 'work made him rich?" "Yes." "He doesn't look like a man who has tolled very hard." "He hasn't. He hired other people to do it. They're still poor." BABY CAME NEAR DYING. From ' an Awful Skin . Humor Scratched Till Blood Ran Wasted to a Skeleton Speedily Cured by Cuticura. "When three months old my boy broke out with an itching, watery rash all over his body, and he would scratch till the blood ran. We tried nearly everything, but he grew worse, wasting to a skeleton, and we feared he would die. He slept only when in our arms. The first application of Cuticura soothed him so that he slept in his cradle for the first time in many weeks. One set of Cuticura made a complete and permanent cure. (Signed) Mrs. M. C. Maitland, Jasper, Ontario." A woman is so mistrustful that when she is traveling she never feels sure the train will 'stop? when -it gets to the end of ''the road. When You Buy starch buy Defiance and set the best. 14 ox. for 10 cents. Once used, always used. m i i i i Every ' woman takes it as a great compliment to herself to have her daughter engaged. HOSPITALS CROWDED amain of nmm wean Mrs. Flnktaam'B Advice Save Many' i From this Sad. and Ooetly Experience- Tt is a sad but .true fact that every year brings an In crease in the number of ope ra tions performed upon women in oar hospitals. More than three fourths of the patients lying nn those snow white beds are women and girls who are awaiting or recovering from opera tions made necessary by. neglect. Every one of these patients had plenty of warning in that bearing down feeling, pain at the left or right of the womb, nervous exhaustion, pain in the small of the back, leucorrhoea, dizzi ness, flatulency, displacements of the womb or irregularities. All of these symptoms are indications of an un healthy condition of the ovaries or womb, and if not heeded the tronble will make headway nntil the penalty has to be paid by a dangerous opera tion, and a lifetime of impaired useful ness at best, while in many cases the results are fatal. The following letter should bring hope to suffering women. Miss Luella Adams,of the Colonnade Hotel, Seattle, Wash., writes Dear Mrs. Pinkham: "About two yean ago I was a great suf ferer from a severe female trouble, pains and headaches, The doctor prescribed for me and finally told me that I bad a tumor on the womb and must undergo an operation if I wanted to get well. I felt that this waa my death warrant, but I spent hundreds of dol lars for medical help, but the tumor kept growing. Fortunately I corresponded with an aunt in the New England States, and abe advised me to take Lydia B. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound, as it was said to curs tu mors. I did so and immediately began to improve in health, and I was entirely cured, the tumor disappearing entirely, without an operation. I wish every suffering woman would try this great preparation." Just as surely as Miss Adams was cured of the troubles enumerated in her letter, just so surely will Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound care every woman 4n -the land who suiters from womb troubles, inflammation of' the ovaries, kidney troubles, nervous excitability and nervous prostration. Mrs. Pinkham invites all youn women who are ill to write her for free advice. Address, Lynn, Mass. CURES CONSTIPATION It is just abot impossible to be sick when the bowels are right and not possible to be well when they are wrong. Through its action on the bowels, Lane's Family Medicine cleans the body inside and leaves no lodging placet or disease. If for once you wish to know how it feels to be thoroughly well, give this famous laxative tea a trial. Sold by all dealers at 25c. and 50c.