The demand for the union label is the best form of boycott ever devised against unfair goods. Try boosting your friends for a time. A union card in the pocket of a "scab" coat lacks a whole lot of making a union man of the fellow who wears the coat. WILL M. MAUPIN, EDITOR AND PUBLISHER Published Weekly. One Dollar a Year. Advertising Rates on Application THE WAGEWORKER SB I ,cia fi! Entered as second-class matter Ap rll 21, 1904, at the postoffice at Lin coln, Neb, under the Act of Congress. A QUEER BRAND OF UNIONISM. Not very long ago the editor of The Wageworker was invited to address a social gathering of union men and their wives. A nice little program was arranged, and refreshments were provided. After the program was concluded, and pending the serving ot tne reiresn nients, the editor jokingly suggested to a prominent member of the union in question that an investigation be made; and all union men present" found wearing hats or clothing not bearing the proper union labels be deprived of a share of the refreshments. "O, not much 1" exclaimed the union man in question. "I don't believe that would be right." The editor then glanced into the inside coat pocket of the gen tleman and discovered the reason why he was unwilling to accept the suggestion. He had on a "scab" suit of clothes. Later the edi tor got an opportunity to look at the gentleman's hat. It was manu factured by the most notorious "scab" manufacturer in America. Unionism of that brand isn't worth hell room. It neither helps the union to which such a man belongs, nor helps the cause of union ism in general. On the contrary, it is a reproach to unionism. The union man who wears "scab" clothing, uses "scab" tobacco or patronizes "scab" goods of any description is not a union man at heart, however much he may be afflicted with "unionism of the mouth." And "mouth unionism" is the curse of the union labor movement. It takes a whole lot 'more than a card to make a man a unionist. It takes a vast arnount of human interest interest in the welfare of brother workmen in all lines of industry. The union printer who takes no interest in the welfare of garment workers or hatters does not deserve a union card, certainly not the support of other union ists. The garment worker who wears a "scab" hat ought to be fired out of his own union. Itis no worse to "scab" on your fellow crafts man than it is to wear the products of "scab" workmen of other crafts. The Wageworker is doing all that it can to advance the union label. Time and again it has asserted that if every union man in the country would for one brief year demand the union label on every thing, the union victory would1 be won. And The Wageworker re peats the declaration. The trouble is that union men, so-called, will not do it. Indifference is the great trouble. . Men who are quick to resent any indifference towards their own particular label never give any thought to the label of other craftsmen. Union cigarmakers will kick if they see a union printer buying "scab" cigars, and while they are making the kick perhaps they are wearing "scab" clothing. Garment workers will howl if they see a union cigarmaker wearing "scab" clothing, and while they are howling perhaps they are puffing on a scab cigar or chewing scab tobacco. Such unionism as that is the delight of Post, Parry, Job, and their ilk. It is all wrong all destructive of genuine unionism. There is, in fact, no genuine unionism in the man who will not go to almost any length to be of material assistance to fellow unionists no matter what their craft. The iWageworker has no patience with the claims cf card holders who prate of their unionism while patronizing the "scabs."' Such men are the men-characterized by the Apostle Paul as sounding brass and clanging cymbal. ' If you unionism is genuitae it will not be necessary to stand on the street corners and talk about St.x It will show in your every day life. It will show in the clothing, the hats and shoes, you wear. It will be shown in the treatrnefYtlyoii, accord to your fellow craftsmen of all branches of industry. "Tlretrue blue union man does not wear "scab" garments or use scab tobacco. He does not kick on walk ing a block extra to get union made goods. He is always ready to vay his dues. He is always ready to help his tellows. Get into the union game in earnest. Quit talking one thing and nracticing another. Get the spirit of unionism in your soul. And for heaven's sake don't claim to be a unionist as long as vou lend aid and assistance to the "scab" by wearing the product of his toil. THE FRUITS OF UNIONISM. - " -T Let unionism be judged by the average of its fruits. There never yet was a tree that brought forth only perfect fruit. In the finest product of the apple tree may occasionally be found the gnarled little apple, mis-shapen -and bitter. On every tree may be found a limb that is irregular in outline. But we do not condemn 4 11 the apples because perchance one may be worm-eaten, gnarled or bitter. We cast it aside and retain the good. Be fair, then, and judge unionism by its average, not by its worst. Unionism is not perfect, and in the nature of things can never be perfect. One perfect man only ever walked this earth, and He was crucified. Where is labor the freest and best paid? In those countries where trades unionism is the best developed. Where is the laborer the happiest? In those countries where his opportunities are the broadest. And where are laborers' opportunities broadest? In those coun tries where labor unionism has lifted him from serfdom and made him a true man. . Where is the life of the laborer safeguarded best? In those countries where labor unionism is strongest. Where is the average of education among workingmen the highest? In those countries where labor unionism is strongest. Where is the average wage the highest, and the average mode cf living the highest? In those countries where labor unionism is the strongest. Show us a country steeped in ignorance and we will show you a country where labor unionism is either weak or altogether absent. Show us a country where liberty is a myth and individual free dom a mockery, and we will show you a country where there are no trades unions. Ignorance and unionism can not live side by side. Despotism and unionism are as antagonistic as darkness and light. Where labor is the most degraded unionism is the weakest; where labor enjoys the most unionism is most virile. ' . ' ' Everything material that labor enjoys today is the fruit of unionism. Mistakes we have made, and many of them. But out of all the strife and striving; out of all the error and endeavor, labor has been lifted steadily upward to better things. . Bankers bitterly denounce those who jiidge the profession by its Bigelows and its Moshers. Ministers object when their profession is judged by its unfrocked members. Merchants object when their profession is judged by its scheming members who profit by con flagration and bankruptcy. Unionism objects .when it is judged by those who sully it by lawlessness and riot. " . ' Judge us by our average, and, we will utter no word of com plaint. Judge us by the great good our organization has wrought, not by the occasional error of judgment or the occasional outburst of animalism inherent in us all. A Chicago millionaire stumbled and fell white mounting his automobile the other day, skinning his, patrician shins very badly. The police claim to have a clue to the striking teamster responsible for the crime. ' If Charles W. Post feeds his Union Busting Alliance on gripe puts and roastum-serious it will not have enough energy left at the t ncj of three months to dictate to .a stenographer. The political bosses of the country don't give a continental how . fjuch labor talks just so long as labdr .divides its vote at the ballot box. Don't be chumps. - ' . . The union man who constantly forgets to ask- for the union label need not be surprised if he is forgotten. In all of Chicago's troubles most of the bloodshed was caused by imported strike breakers. If you are a genuine union man you can show it by displaying the label on all you wear. It takes more than a paid up card to make a union man, and don't you forget it. Perhaps we will, have a decent city park some day after we "see Scudder." THE AUXILIARY. (The following verses were written by the editor of The Wage worker and read recently at a social given by Capital Auxiliary No. 11 to Lincoln Typographical Union No. 209.) "" - "When a woman will, she will, depend on't; And when she won't, she won't and that's th' end on't." Old Adage. So runs the ancient adage, and the truth is known to all, So why not heed the lesson therein found? When it comes right down to hustle women always have the call, And to win whate'er they fight for they are bound. Now for ginger, push and rustle, and ability to hustle, We know women who are best twixt Gulf and Lake. And for work that adds great measure to-the printer's life and pleasure The Auxiliary women take the cake. The men may hold their "sessions" and may "knock" till they are hoarse, And consign the "scab" and "rat" to kingdom come ; But compared with union women you'll admit their work is coarse When it comes to putting "scabby" on the bum. Says the woman : "Show the label ! I will take it if you're abie. If you're not, just keep it I'll not purchase such !" At that kind of agitation up and down the whole creation, The Auxiliary women "beat the Dutch." The men get out their hammers when they get their pipes alight And begin to talk and let it end in talk. But these women, acting wiser, beat that system out of sight If it isn't union made they simply balk. "Mr. Merchant, show the label or it don't go on my table; No non-union goods for me ; they're not the stuff !" And the merchant makes admission that he finds in each condition The Auxiliary women up to snuff. Two-ought-nine is double favored by this band of women true, And we "lords of all creation" should be glad. They are on a noble mission and the work that they will do Soon will put Dave Parry's crowd off to the bad. They are fighting for our cause, sir, without ever halt or pause, sir ; And with help like that our cause will never fall. So this toast I give drink standing! 'Tis your duty that's com manding .. "The Auxiliary women bless 'em all!" THE ELECTRICAL WORKERS. Celebrate the Third Anniversary of the Lincoln Local with Feasting and Merriment. ' The Electrical Workers of Lincoln organized into local No. 265, celebrated the third anniversary of their local last Monday evening, iruse's hall was as cool as a sylvan bower, for the members brought along their electric fans, and with a half dozen of the aforesaid fans going full tilt it was just like an evening in the balmy woods. It was after 9 o'clock when Mr. Drummond called the assembled crowd to order and introduced M. T. Caster, who welcomed the guests on be half of the union and gave a short history of the brotherhood. Judge Wilbur F. Bryant talked interestingly on the subject of unionism and urged all wage earners to organize. He also urged the workingmen of the country to. see to it that their children were educated and expressed his belief in compulsory education. Will M. Maupin made a few remarks along union lines and urged the non-union men not to be "pikers" but to get into the union game and help the union men bear the burden of maintaining all :hat has been Won and securing further advancements in the inter ests of those who labor. Mr. Foglestrom, a local merchant, gave an exhibition of mind reading that was very entertaining. Blindfolded he found all sorts of articles hidden in all sorts of places, and created much amusement bv his cleverness. Refreshements were served, and the generosity of the gentlemen who dished up the ice cream was remarkable. The wives and sisters of the Electrical Workers showed that-they are as prohcient in con structing cake as the members are in stringing cables or making inside connections. While refreshments were being served the orchestra got busy and dancing was indulged in. The- evening was delihtfullv soert bv the large crowd present, and the third anni versary celebration of the local Brotherhood of Electrical Workers was such as to long remain a pieasani reconecxion. ,.. Laugh and Hustle Are things going wrong with you? Laugh and hustle! Does dire trouble still pursue? Laugh and hustle! When the clouds of trouble lower, Don't get morose, sad and sour Just turn on a little power. Laugh and hustle! Does it seem that you are stucK? Laugh and hustle: Are you up against tough luck? Laugh and hustle! Grit your teeth, spit on your hands; Gather up the broken strands, Tackle ill luck where it stands. Laugty and hustle! Does the vrorld look sad and blue? Laugh and hustle! That's wfien things are up to you. Laugn an . hustle ! Just when worst of luck appears uon't give up to foolish tears Banish all your doubts and fears. Laugh and hustle! Are you lagging in the race? Laugh and hustle! Are you running second place? Laugn and hustle! Hold your head up good and high; Keep on going ne'er say die And you'll get there by and by. Laugh and hustle! Good old world if tackled right Laugh and hustle! Lots of good things yet in sight. Laugn and hustle. Live your life upright and square; Keep on striving, fighting fair, And in good time you'll "get there" Laugh and hustle! Our Subtle Language The people weri about to take mat ters in their own hands and insist up on lower freight rates, when the mag nate appeared and said: To arbitrary, lower our rates nt this time woula, iriously cripple some great improvements we are contem plating. If we are not molested now we will be able to so improve our service that we will be enabled to low er the rate3 much more than this measure contemplates." Being somewhat unsophisticated the people agreed to' wait.' Long months alter the improvements were made freights rates were hoisted another notch. The people immediately sent a committee to see the magnate. "You told us that the completion of the improvements would enable you to lower the rates," said the spokesman. "To be sure I did," replied the mag nate. "We can lower the rates when we please. Good day." Since then the people have been in quiring into the subleties of the lang uage with a view of meeting magnates on their own ground. Brain Leaks Steadfastness is not pigheaded ness. i A thing worth having is worth going after. Love of home is the foundation of patriotism. Punctuality is the advance guard of progress. Selfishness and stinginess are not evidences of thrift. Today ia the crucial point of yes terday and tomorrow. 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