A Real Her eyes are an brown as the thrush's Barb; Her neck, like the sivnn'n downy coat. Ia whiter than nnow In It's whiti.st shite: And her voice h the tune of a night ingale' throat. Her hair la as black as a raven's wings. Her grace, even when he Is ill. Ia that of the eugle which soars high bora; And -cvry three months there's a milli ner a bill. She's as proud as a peacock, that ialn howllke bird. With dignity o'tcn absurd; With feathers and two little feet pigeon toed My wife, would In fact be a consum mate bird. Philadelphia Press. 8 (Copyright. 1905. by The sunshine seemed unusually pleasant that bright spring morning. How good it was to be out! How the buds were swelling and how busy the birds were, hopping about from place to place choosing sites for their rummer cottages. All nature seemed t'Jolcing that the long, cold winter v ia past. , Old Mrs. St. Legfr. 'trod for a njfli uont in; tho open doji .vay, enjoying' it all; then she noticed a bit of vine which the wind had loosened from the trellis. She stepped on a chair, and stood on tiptoe to put the truant back in its place, when she over-reached and would have fallen had not the strong arm of a passerby caught her aud dpftly placed her on the veranda floor. "Lucky tiling I happenod to be pass ing or you would have had a nasty fail if not a broken limb." "It was Indeed fortunate for mo and I am very grateful" to you," she said, n.i she looked at the tall form bending over her. "What were you trying to do? Firing n-.e a hammer anil some nails ami I'll fix that broken trellis for you. It's not the handiest thing in the world for a woman to do thai kind of work." "Seems as though tho place needs 0'ilte a bit of fixing. I guess 1 11 have trt get a man In for a day or two." "You're a bit like inyseif, I see. Yon tnUs your partner and I miss mine. bit you're better off than I am; you're in your own home, while I've hud to give up mine and go and live with nay children. None of them want me, so I have to live round wun mem. Do you understand. Stay with this one a while and then with that, always feeling that I'm not wanted and In the way." A mournful tone bad crept Into his voice and a shade Mrosrr hia Vlr.d fae. She-.. 'sighed 'r sympathy as she ' siW -""' and that's what. I'm coming to. The children eay that I Can't stay hore another winter. Last fait I had to sWI my cow and through the winter I killed all my chickens. I bate to glvo up my little home where I've been so comfortable al! these years. This living with the Children takes away the Independent feeling that, makes one so contented.'.' "That it does; I'd rather live on less and have it urder my own roof." They sat awhile in silence. The warm spring sunshine fell on their locks, whitened by the snows of many winters: their toil-worn hands lay Idly' In their laps. The tabby cat was taking a nap on the old lady's skirt and his dog Rover, which followed him everywhere, lay curled up at bis feet. They had spent useful lives aud had looked forward to a winter of quiet content, which, alas! seemed to have slipped from the grasp of each. Her s was a cheery disposition, however, and she strove to look at the bright Side. "Well, I've one" more summer In the old place anyway. My tulips and cro cuses are looking fine. Horace used to say to me, 'Wife, yours are tho finest and earliest tulips on the street.' He loved to look' at them as he sat at the south window. Just around the corner I've a bed of pan ales and alrealy the buds are show ing." . "You've a clump of daffy-down-dll-Ites, somewhere," ho said, catching her spirit. "I always like those for they remind me of England and my child hood's home." "Listen, do you hear the bluebirds -n yonder grove? See that Inquisitive "ls$ A passerby deftly caught her. robin; I do believe the same roblu builds la our apple tree every spring." They sat enjoying the pleasant soring sunshine, the balmy air and tie chorus or song irom uoas nine iiairlsters. A quiet, resuui reeling eemed to take possession of the old 10 who presently said: "Mrs. St. Leger, this is a pretty and neat little home: ynu would hate to Jvo II dz I disliked leaving mine. W are both well-to-do. Both have grown up children, and both without a home, or nearly so. Now you need a Bird Dnlly Story Tub. Co.) man about the place, and I a woman. I've always likea your looks and be lieve we could get along pretty com fortably together. What's to prevent us getting married? We could both have a home then and not be shoved from pillar to post, or made to feel that we're in the way," and a great longing crept into his voice while his eyes grew moist. "There's a good deal of truth in what you say, -James Crosby, but J wonder if we could get along to gether?" "To be sure we could if we made up our minds to do it. I'd be willing to sacrifice something if. I could only sit at my own fireside once more. I'm tired of being shoved around from ready, Mary, in half an hour." or.o child to another and wanted by none." "I've not come to that yet but I will t ext winter if something isn't done." "As I've said, I've always liked your looks. I'm sure you're not hard to get along with." "Well, I'd do my best to make the home comfortable for you, and, as 1 rather like your looks, but what will the children say?" "They need know nothing about it until it is done. I'd leave you enough when I died so that you wouldn't have to live round. The children ought to be glad that they wouldn't be bothered with us." "That's so. We could livo here, couldn't we." "Yes, If you like, Mary. I'd buy a cow and some chickens; then I'd look after the garden and provide for the house." They were silent for some time, thinking of the future; then he reach ed over and took her hand as be said: "Think of having a home, Mary, where wo could do as we pleased, and not feel in the way. Think of the comfort, the Joy of one's own home!" "Yes, It would be nice. I wouldn't have to go and live with the children. I'll do it, James, and try to make you so comfortable that you'll never re gret it," and she looked up into the kindly face beside her. "I'm sure you will, Mary," he said, as he kissed her. "I, too, will do my best to make your life contented and happy. Now we'd better go to the minister's at once, before the children get knowledge of it, and have a chance to make a fuss." "But, James, I'd like to clean the house up a bit, and " "You can tidy up the house, Mary, while I clean the yard. Just think of having a home; I feel ten years younger at the thought. Now, I'll go up street and get the license while you get on your bonnet. Then we'll go over to the minister's and get mar ried; we ll come back to our own home for dinner. After dinner I'll get a pony and carriage and we'll drive put Into the country and look after a cow. and some chickens." He stooped and kissed the bright, cheery face of the old lady, and said, as he walked to the gate: 'Bo ready, Mary, in half an hour, for I'll be back then." Roche's Strenuous Career Jim Roche, the man who smuggled a torpedo destroyer out of England into the service of Russia, is a man of varied and exciting experience. Ho has led a revolution In South America, has had a tombstone erected to hlrn somewhere iu northern Europe, stood as a model for the late Sir John Mil lals, struck oil in a southern state and at one time was an ally of Ernest Ter rah Hooley, the south African pro moter. Photographs Wild Animals. The African explorer Shillings has brought to Berlin an extraordinarily interesting series of photographs of wild animals taken by themselves. His method was to attach to a piece of meat a string, which, on being touched, brought on a flashlight ex posure. Ieopards, hyenas, lions, apes, zebras and other animals were thus tak"" in the most diverse attitudes. WW "Be ITS WINTER SLEEP BROKEN. i Big Catfish Disturbed by ths Intrusion of a Lot of Buffalo Fishes. The Aquarium':! big Mississippi riv or catfish, which in winter lies on the bottom of its tank motionless for veeks at a time in a state of hiberna tion, woke up in great shape on Mon cay last when some other fishes were introduced into its tank. For years this big catfish has had a tt.rk all to it3elf; but when the fishe3 from the St. Louis exhibit, a big lot, were received ou ..Monday, it was nec essary to double "up the stock here in ? few of tho tanks, and then the buffa lo fishes, which have been in the Aquar ium about six months, wore placed in tho lank with the big cat. The bufTslo tithes came from the san-.e waters as tho big catfish, but the catfish regarded their coming into its tank as an intrusion, for all that, and it got up out cf bed out of its bed of sard on the bottom of the tank to say so, chasing the buffalo fishes about with a liveliness Quite unwonted to it at this season. The buffalo fishes are sizable specimens, but not nearly so big as the catfish, and they Bed at its approach. When it had driven the buffalo fishes all into the upper waters ot the tank, the big catfish went bank to bed again, and once more settled down and Avert to sleep. And so it has sii:c? remained, the buffaloes keeping well away from it. ' Apparently it is now sle?pins well and soundly aiain. but when it dreams if catfish ever do dream its sleeping visions doubtless take the shape of those unmannerly buffalo fishes, which so rudely broke in upon its long winter slumber. New York Sun. CHARITIES OF HELEN GOULD. Her Gift3 Bestowed With Unswerving Business Instincts. Hot law school course illustrated another trait in her character. She is careful, judicious, an excellent busi ness woman even in the bestowal cf her chp.rities. The misdirected fer vor of the sentimental giver of gifts is not hers. She is fortunate that it is not. Emotional philanthropy would long ago have made her a bankrupt. Her fortune, at a conservative esti mate, is about $15,000.0(0; it she com plied with all the requests for money which she receives it would take her something less than two years to dis pose of it. frhe receive.; about 100 let ters a day askirv; for sums which make a weekly total of about $130,000. She is asked to buy vessels for old sea captains, to raise mortgage.-! o;i western farms, to train the voices of embryo Paltis on the prairies, to edu cate young men for the miristry, to contribute to ladies' aid society fairs in country villages, (o er-dow all sorts of institutions. Herself a strikingly unexiravngzint woman in matters cf dress and all personal expenditure, she is asked by prospective brides to provide sums ranging as high as 52,000 for th'iir modest trousseaux. Parents write her enthusiastic let ters describing the charms of young Helen Miller Gould Smiths or Joneses and saying how gratefully a nucleus for these young ladies' future dowries will be received. In one banner week the begging public including, of course, the respectable beggars for worthy charities, as well as the mere prayers on unsophisticated kindness asked for a million and a half dollars Harper's Bazar. Woman Rules Snake Indians. Alexander Posey, interpreter and diplomat of the Dawes commission, who recently spent some time among the Snake Indians to secure evidence needed in making record of Creek In dians, tells of a strange discovery he has made. Among the fullblood Snakes be found a woman who is the modern Zenobia of her race. Her Indian nam 3 is Fahnee. She can not speak Eng lish, but is considered a woman of wisdom among her tribesmen. She is 50 years old, and for years thero has not been a council of war. or any other matter of import to the tribe, at which she has not been present and given advice. She is always listened to by the men of the tribe, p.ud seldom has her judgment been at fault. She has been in sympathy wiia the faction, which has always resisted the allotment of lands. She has never led a band of In dians iu a fight, hut she has taken a very active part in shaping the policy of the tribal government for the las twenty-five years. Japanese Retort Courteous. Nagahaki, the celebrated Japanese juggler, was a great favorite wherever he went, and just before the present war broke out he was performing in St. Petersburg. When hostilities commenced he had to clear out. and his admirers, among whom were many officers of the gar rison, gave him a farewell supper. At the close of the banquet they were wishing him "Gocdby" when some of them exclaimed. "Not good by, but only au revoir. for vva shall be drinking your health in champagne in Tokio before the year is out." "I am afraid not." replied NaRahaki, gravely. "Japan is a poor country, ro member, and I fear wo shall not do able to give our prisoners chRm pagne." The Voyaoe. Each night I laur.i-h my ratnvd Upon tho souudh sj sou of sleep; My sails with Irt.-licnitiR luerze.t vv II, I cleave a pathway thinuli Hie nep; And, sick of mind. I have behind Tho old woi lit. weary jnewn. ami uad. And on and on I sail 10 ilr.d The stranger coast, the islands glad! At morn the voyaKo ends- T wake! 1,00k throuKh my eabin window. (That's Itisht near my l ed! The nm doth bnafi In silver splinters thtmiKti tho slats!) What iitianBo now land lies there at hand! What gladness fills the wondering KlKht! What leagues of sea I must have spanned From that old world of yesternight! New Orleans . Times-lX-mociat. White Cattle to Be Sold. A herd of aboriginal, wild white cattle, which has been confined for nearly seven hundred years in Chart ley Park, Staffordshire, Kngland, on the hereditary estate of the Earl Fer rers, is to be sold. The park, consist ing of nine hundred acres, is to be di vided up. The herd has numbered as many as forty-three, but numbers now only nine. It was shut up in 1248 NAMES NOT GOOD ON CHECKS. Are Recognized and Ver Jpted Every where Except -J&jLks. Though he carried checks Vggregat ing more than $200,000, Julius Red mond of Granite Falls could not raise a cent in Minneapolis. "This man, 'John the Baptist,' has deceived me." protested Redmond. "I'll have him arrested and leave it to the court if I haven't been 4one up." Redmond was arrested after he had earnestly tried to persuade the teller I of the KbrtTrwestern National hank tj j cash his checks. The largest check, for $99,999.99, was signed by "John the Baptist"' and indorsed by "St. Peter." Another for $85,260.14, drawn on the National bank at El Paso, Tex as, was signed by "Adam," once pro prietor of the Garden of Eden. Two other checks for about $50,000 were drawn on the First National bank of West Superior, and were signed by "Peter the Great." AH were indorsed iu the flowing band of "St. Peter." "These grain men have fooled me," said Redmond, as the tears came. '"They said the checks were good, and could be cashed any place. I have worked hard all my life, and last Feb ruary I had thousands of bushels of wheat on hand. They offered me a fair price for it. and I sold." On the backs of the checks were the replies of the various bank tellers, and many of them would hardly be approved by the indorser and his rep resentative at Rome. STORY OF PORT ARTHUR AS TOLD IN ITALY. ki v jr. -L' Illustrazione. Italian. Literal but Deceptive Truth. They had finished the parish tea and the curate stood up to say a few words to the recipients before they dispersed. He spoke in eloquent terras of the irepcenniosity of curates in gen eral and then went on to say in ap parently touching tones: "Why, even as I stand before you now I have only half a shirt to my back." A few days later the reverend gentleman received a parcel containing half a dozen new shirts, accompanied by a card bearing the name of one of. his fair parishion ers. At the earliest opportunity he called upon the lady and thanked her for her gift and then proceeded to ask what had prompted the kind action. "Why," she replied, "you told us the other night that you only had half a shirt to your back." "True," answer ed he, "but the other half was in front." Women Drudges. Tile Khyberee women are the hew ers of wood md drawers of water to their village communities. Newspapers of the World. It lias been calculated that, taking the population of the whole Avorhi. there is one newspaper to every 82, 600 persons. The United States sup ports 12,500 newspapers, of which 1,000 are dailies, these being round figures. Germany has 5,500 journals, of which 800 are daily. England takes second place in the European record with 3,000 newspapers, of which 80!) are daiiy. France has nearly the same number. Mill Makes Only Wagon Hubs. The hub mill at West Sebois, Me., is in full operation. The mill at West Sebois is one of the few of its kind in New England, nothing buf1 wagon hubs being made. Ti" f Ml WATER TOWER NEVER USED. Intended for National Soldiers' Home Which Was Not Built. Located far up on the hills to the west of Lake Assawampsett, in Lake ville. Mass.V stands a water tower, built about twenty yearsxago. It is an imitation of the old stongmilL at Newport. About twenty-five years ago, accord ing to the story, the national soldiers' home, located at Quincy, was to be moved to Lakeville. A tract of about The Tower. 100 acres was secured there, occupy ing a beautiful position, from whicli every lake iu the great chain wes clearly visible. Plans were made for the erection of buildings. The first, requisite was wafer. Ac cordingly a GO-foot well was dug. A place to store the w-ater was ne; I needed, and. this came in the form o' the old tower. It was built of fieit stone, cemented together. Six column; were constructed with arches between and a big column in the center to support the whole. Above these r.o! umns the massive stone - tank wei built, which would ccntain thourcne I of gallons of water. An arched rooi was added and it was attractively set off with a weather vane. Shortly after the completion cf th? tower, vork on the hcrr.e was stopped, and it has never been renewed. American Precious Stone Sold, The great 133 karat aquamarine found in Stcnehara, Me., and probably the most valuable gem ever found on the American continent, has recently been bought as a valuable acquisition to the crown jewels of Germany. Th i German prince, while in this country, saw ihe gem ot Chicago and admired ii so much that the government has b?en negotiating for it ever since. At thu World's fair at Chicago the ge.u wa valued at ?30,000. One of the earliest examples of American designing is shown in the accompanying illustration. This in teresting work of art is many eentu ries old; just what its age may be is a matter of dispute. Scientists be lieve they can trace in the motive of the design a relationship witl Asiatic peoples. Spaniel Tossed on Locomotive Pilot. Kngineer George AV. Jacques, whe runs into Kansas City, has a pet. which he secured in a very peculiar manner. When about five miles this side ol Oak Grove one morning the pilot of his engine struck a water span iel. Instead of throwing the dog un uer the wheels, as is usually the case, the canine Avas lifted into the air sev eral feet and came down safe and sound on the top of the pilot, where it remained, too badly scared to move until the train pulled into the Union depot. Mr. Jacques found the dog crouched down against the head of the engine, shivering with the cold, and took it to his room; Kansas City Journal. World's Sugar Production. The total" production of suga throughout the world is about 2,000 000 tons per annum. Of this quantitj nine-tenths are afforded by the sugai caue, 25,000,000 tons of which are re quired to produce the above quantit of cane sugar. The total value of the sugar in the cane, if it could be ex tracted, would be about $200,000,000 but one-half is lost in the process ol manufacture. Historic Inn Sold. At this famous coaching hcuse, the Burford Bridge hotel, which has just been acquired by the Surrey Trust Company. Nelson Avas staying when he received his last Admiralty sailing orders that sent him to sea and to Trafalgar. Mink Caught With Hia Dinner. While out' looking over his traps one day recently Uranus Stacy of Saco, Me., found tAvo victims in one of them. They Avere a ;air-sized mink, who had in his mouth an eel which he had just captured. The mink evidently got caught while trying to find a suitable 'ocation to eat his catch. FrehUtoric American Art. I DEATH STILLS HAND OF ' ! GREAT MASTER OF MUSIC j The last note has been sounded, the last chord struck in the life of Amer- ca's greatest orchestra leader. After .m illness of less than two weeks The odore Thomas, father of the Chicago orchestra, and one of the city's most beloved men, passed away on Jan. 5. peath waved the baton for the la3t fnovement of his life, and the splendid tones of his soul were merged with the divine beyond the grave. Theodore Thomas' Life Work. Theodore Thomas, one of the most .eminent figures in the world of music. f.vas born in Essen, Hanover, Oct. 11, tS3o. His father, a violinist, gave him his first instruction in music, and the iboy made such progress that he made successful public appearances at the jage of 6. The family immigrated to ,America in 1845 and his education was .'finished under the direction cf private instructors in New York city. Mr. Thomas was educated as a violinist and began his musical career as a per former upon that instrument. He was 5rst violinist in some of the leading orchestras, and Avas .for several years a member of chamber music associa tions. Mr. Thomas played in the or- chestras which accompanied Jenny Lind, Sontag, Mario, Grisi and other 'singers whose names are upon the roll of the world's most distinguished and honored musical artists. He also played in seasons of Italian grand onera in 'which these singers took part, and often conducted the performances. After making, a decided success as a player, Mr. Thomas organized an orchestra for the purpose of giving symphony concerts. The first of these was given in Irving hall, New York, in the early '60s of the nineteenth cen tury. I 1 From this time Mr. Thomas was known almost solely as a conductor, and made for himself a reputation that is cosmopolitan. In 1866 Mr. Thomas interested himself in orches den, and a year or two later engaged STATE GOVERNOR WORKS HARD. New Hampshire Chief Executive Tells of His Tasks. Nnbnm J. Bachelder. on retiring from the office of governor of New Hampshire, gives out a review of his administration showing the amount of work involved in meeting me de mands, mental and physical, made upon the executlA'e of the granite otnto It annears that during his ad ministration Gov. Bachelder has taken part in 265 public functions, has made ir,fi formal addresses and has partak en of fifty-five dinners elaborate and dignified enough to be properly styled banquets, in addition to iwice aa manv less formidable gastronomtcal festivities. In the two years he has traveled, in round numbers, ou.uuu miici on railroad trains and steam boats, in automobiles and stage coaches. His range has Deen irom Portland, Me., to Portland, ure., ana ho tins traversed more or less hastily half the states and territories of the union. New Elixir of Life. James W. Buck of Portland, Me., ,v. ia 75 vpnrs old and declares ho will live to be a centenarian, was a caller at the White House the otner day. Mr. Buck says he has a medi ntr.a tViat will keeD him alive for twenty-five years. This is the formu la: "I buy one pound or upsom sans f,i add to this five tablesponfuls of sulphur and the juice of four large iemons, dissolving the siupnur ana to tr. thr. inice. Then I pour in about a quart of distilled water or any other kind of water. 1 put mis away in a bottle and when I feel a little pcJir I take some for a few days." . Gen. Kuropatkin a Botanist. Gen. Kuropatkin is an expert In botany and geography, and he is inter ested in the progress made from week to week in all the sciences. Scientific periodicals are sent to him in Man churia from Russia, France and Ger many. As an author he is best known by his geographic works. Agricul tural problems engage much of his attention. Veteran Actor in Straits. Harry Mitchell, said to be the oldest actor in the profession, recently cele brated his sixty-eighth stage anniver sary in New York. At one time he was a star and at present acts as an "extra, super" at a very small pittance. He began his career with the elder Booth. Blind Man Operates Typewriter. , George W- Raper Is a blind tye- writer operator employed in an Indian apolis factory. He is rapid and accu rate in an unusual degree, and because of his inability to correct errors has learned to make very few. Raper lost his sight tAvo years ago as the result of a fever. 1 the Central Park garden for the Letter continuation of his work. ' In 1869 Mr. Thomas took his or chestra on a tour through the country and made similar journeys with their during the two succeeding years. , Mr. Thomas' Avork was largely done tral work upon a large scale, and or ganized an orchestra for summer con certs, which he began in Terrace gar in the middle west, and a good portion of it in Chicago. The first concerts of the Thomas orchestra in Chicago were given in 1869. In 1872 Mr. Thoma3 directed the first musical festival in Cincinnati and had been the conductor in these great musical events, occurring biennially, from that time. He was the director of the Cincinnati College" of Music from 1878 to 1880, and was the di rector of the New York and Brooklyn Philharmonic orchestras from 1889 to 1891. He" directed the: perforniances cf the American Opera company, or ganized by Mrs. Jeannette Thvrrber, from 1885 to 1887. In the "80s he took his orchestra on a tour from New York to the Pacific coast, giving con certs in all the -larger towns on th way. ' In 1891 the Chicago orchestra was organized, and Mr. Thomas has given the best efforts and achieved th crowning success of his life in that city. He brought the efficiency of th organization to the highest standard of art. Last season the desire of his life was fulfilled. The Orchestra hall wa. cated to its use Wednesday night, Dec. 14, of the same year. His loss is tt' stunning blow to mu sical art and his death almost at the moment of the culmination of fifty years of work and the realization ot the great longing of a lifetime is one of the most pathetic incidents in mu sical history. v , INDEPENDENT OF THE EAST. West and South Amply Able to Fi nance Their Own Affairs. rr-v. li' j f 1 1. a 1.UK3 VVC&L itllU CUUlll ill tj uuw IiLicaiLU' ing their own industries. In former years New York and the Eastern money centers were annually drawn upon for funds to move the crops, handle the cattle shipments and per form all of the service in the . mar keting of the products of the West and South. - As a natural result when I shipping time arrived the producers i sent their shipments to the East, most j of them being necessary to discbarge i obligations for money advanced. The men who had loaned the money were interested in the railroads reading toward the Atlantic and thus drew double tolls from the producers. All this has been changed to a very re markable degree within the last few years. The West and the South have their banks filled with money seeking investment and are able to finance their own affairs. Washington Post. Takes Kindly to Civilization. Menie, a Greenland Eskimo boy, is one of the most interesting of the pu pils in the public schools of New York city. He was brought to New York by , Lieutenant Peary, and has been trans ! formed from a blubber-eating arctic j nomad into a clever young American, I bright in his studies and captain of a ! baseball team. The tribe to which he belongs is very small, comprising less i than 250 people, and they are the j northernmost known inhabitants of the globe, dwelling in complete lsola- tion on the barren shores of Smith sound, on the west coast of Greenland a region of indescribable desolation and gloom. Lost Life Through Good Deed. Lawrence Jones, a Jewell county, Kansas,-man, recently saw a . nail sticking up through a board. Rem; ing that someone might get hurt on it he gave it a kick, to bend or break it. Instead, however, it went through his shoe and gave him blood poison ing, from which he recently died, a victim to his thoughtfulness for oth-' er people. Indian Sachem an Author. Richard C. Adams, hereditary sachem of the Delaware Indians and a descendant from Chief White Eyes, who aided Washington in his cam paign in Pennsylvania, has just pub lished for complimentary distribution among his friends, a souvenir volume of "Poems and Reflections on the An cient Religion of the Delaware In dians." Germany's First Titled Dentist. Countess Heiene Von Schweinitz has just passed a most satisfactory ex-. amination in dental surgery. Germany has many titled practicing lawyers and physicians, but the countess is me nrsi tinea aenuui.