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About The Wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-???? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 25, 1904)
Types of Endurance STOVES rams i AND FURNITURE. NEW AND SECONDHAND The Smith Premier The World's Best Typewriter WM. ROBERTSON Jr. $ We SU on Intfawnt l50OStrc 00K5OJKC0000 There is no t&atch, clock or article of jewelry we cannot rapair . . . . Clocks called for and delivered C. A. TUCKER, Jevoeler J? 1123 0 Street mE ""PHOENIX" RESTAURANT THE PLACE TO EAT ME LS AT ALL HOURS 15 CENTS AND UP H. 0. SCHEER, Prop., 142 N. 11th Lincoln Auction Co., 1325 0 Is the place to buy your stove. A large stock to select from. CALL AND SEK THEM HELTON & WALWORTH. Expert fiipairers and Finishers- Have your chairs weaned, your furniture upholster ed, umbrellas mended. We call for your goods and guar antee all work. 329 So. Ilth St., LINCOLN BM Phone, L 1349. ooooooocooooooocooooooocoo BAGNELL'S PHARMACY 727 SOUTH 11th ST. PHONE A1073 Prescriptions carefully com pouaded. General llae of Uruga, Stationery and Sund ries. The leading Brands of UNION X11IE CIGABS -YOUR TRADE SOUOTED.. .mages.. PCOOCOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOO I always have ' a number for sale on good terms, ranging in price from $750.00 to $1,500.00 and up 3000000O0O0000O0000000 GEORGE W. HOLMES 12? So. I Ith St. Phonei 1896-367 OOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOO THE IN EVA I Palace Dinin Hall, i . The Finest ia the City 1 MEALS, 25c S Meal Tickets, $3.50 -COOK JUST LIKE MOTHER DID" A.D.GUILE Undertaker, Licensed Embalmer SIC BO DTK Jl-sh STREET Sail Phone 470 Auto 1470: -Re. Auto I06 When a woman doesn't want her usband to gamble she means she iaesa't want him to lose. nn.L.Ci; cl.3 Last Words. DoStyle What did your rich uncle leave you, when he died? Gunbusta Nothing. De Style Didn't he say anything to you before he passed away? Gunbusta Yes; he said nothing ivas too good for me. Criterion. A Promising Pupil. Tom I hear your sister is studying stenography. Jack Yes. Tom How is she progressing? Jack Oh, she is already able to de tect the errors in the instruction books. CREDULITY. Do you believe that awful story "Yes, what is it." To the Point. "Ifs a strange thing to me," lagan Mrs. Stubb, an ominous, frown rising on her brow. ' What's strange, Martha?" ventured Mr. Stubb. "Why, when a man goes out to paint the town red he never succeeds in painting anything but his nose." And Mr. Stubb said he thought he better go, as it looked like rain. Citv Visitor's Oversight. Uncle Josh (after seeing urban ; guest take the train) Thet feller may know a heap about city ettyket. but ho wouldn't pass fer no ChestyHeld in i these parts. Uncle "Lish Wouldn't hey? Uncle Josh No, sir. Why, ho stayed weth me three days an' never once proposed t' go out an' look at my hawgs. Judge. Something in a Name. Customer "Have you the El Flora f.e Perfectorino cigar?" Dealer "No, sir; but we have the celebrated Ypsilanti Habana de Victor Invincible brand." Customer "What do they retail for?" Dealer "Three for a nickel." Two Minutes. Nell Miss Passay says" Mr. Golden proposed to her on Wednesday night. but she didn't give- him her answef until Thursday. Bell If that's true, I'll bet he pro posed at 11:59 p. m., and was ac cepted at 12:01 a. m. Deadly Insult to the Landlady. "The landlady is just hopping mad at old man Sharp." "What is the trouble now?" "Old man Sharp tasted the butter yesterday and suddenly reached over ami handed the landlady two tickets lo the pure food show." Sure to Destroy Memory. Brown I have just discovered what it is that destroys a man's mem ory completely. Green What is it alcohol or to bacco? Brown Neither; it is doing him a favor. Modern Society. Kept Them Busy. "I hope, your honor," said the bad man, "that you will be lenient with me. I have a number of people de pending on me for their daily bread." "Relations?" queried the judge. "No," answered the prisoner. Po licemen and detectives." Arraigned in Advance. "Now, dear," said Mr. Polkley, who had just been accepted, "when shall I speak to your father?" "You needn't bother," replied the dear girl. "Pa said he'd speak to you to-morrow if you didn't speak to me to-night." Point of View. She "I think every woman is en titled to be considered man's equal.' He (her admirer) "Well, if she is willing to bring herself down to his level I don't see why she shouldn't be illowed to pose as his equal." One Man's Luck. Hyker "I played in great luck at the races to-day." Pyker "So? Quit winner, eh." Hyker "No, but a friend at the track gave me a car ticket, so I didn't j have to walk home." I Not Much of a Prospect. I toy Is a dollar a week all I am tc Set? Superinter.dent Oh, no; Besides i your salary, you will learn the bust- I 11C 33. ! Boy And when I learn the busi- ncss, do I get more pay? Superintendent Oh, dear, no. When vou are worth more wo shall let you : go and take another boy and let him learn the business. Boston Tran i script. Dead Easy. I "Say. pop, how do parrots talk?" i "In pollysyllables, I suppose." they are telling about Miss Prim? The Usual Thing. "Now. children." said the pretty Sunday school teacher. "Goliath was the champion ot the Philistines, and David war; the champion of the Israel ites. They had a great combat, in which David overcame Goliath. Then what do you suppose David did?" "Went ou the stoige, in course!" yelled Utile Larry Lefthook, who is familiar with champions and 'heir ways. .What Could Have Displeased Her?. It was at the close of the weddiag breakfast. One of the guests arose, and. glass in hand, said: "I drink to the health of the bride groom. Hay he see many , days like this." The intention was good, but the bride looked up as if something had displeased her. London Tit-Bits. Seeking Her Hand. "Sir," began the timid youth, as he entered the office, "I am in search er that is. I came to seek your daughter's hand " "Well, it Isn't anywhere in this vi cinity," interrupted the stern parent. "She's probably using it as a piano thumper about this time of day." Verdict Comes More Slowly. "I'd rather bet on a horse race than on an auto race." ; "Why?" "You don't lose so quickly." ; SAVED Mr. Soaker (who wakes suddenly shipwrecked) Hooray! a sail, a sail! As It Should Be. Marvin Good gracious. Kerwin. I why don't you turn oft the steam? Your office is as hot as an oven. Kerwin Well, that's as it should be. This, you now, is where 1 make my family's daily bread. Diagnosis. "Your trouble, madam," said the physician, "seems to be due to an ex cess of adipose tissue." "Mv swidne3s!" exclaimed Mrs. Piumpton. "I wonder if that isn t what makes me so fat?" Saivation With Food. Fourteen-year-old Emma, who had come home from her first day's school ing in elementary physiology, was questioned by her parents as to what she had learned. "Papa," she complained, "I don't think I like physiology." "Why not, my dear? "Well, teacher was explaining di gestion to us to-day, and she said we had to mix salvation with every mouthful of food." Harper's Weekly. Quite a Natural Inference. "O John," said Mrs. Bargen, look ing up from her paper, "Who do you think is dead?" "Good gracious! Poor Dumley;" exclaimed her husband. "Oh, no. What made you think it was he?" "I met him yesterday and gave him one of those cigars you gave me on my birthday." A Gaslight Economist. Anxious Mother Nellie; dear, do you think that young Huggins, who has been calling on you twice a week for some time, is matrimonially in clined? Pretty Daughter Really I don't know what to think, mamma, dear. He has such a knack of keeping one in the dark. Change After Marriage. Howes Talk about men being changed by matrimony! The women are just as bad, if not worse. Barnes Think so, eh? Howes Yes, I do. There's my wife, for example. When I was courting her she believed everything I told her, now she won't believe a word I say. Cause and Effect. Mrs. Neighbors "I'm sorry to hear that your husband is ilL" Mrs. . Homer "Oh, I gness it hurt anything serious." Mrs. Neighbors "What seems to be the trouble?" Mrs. Homer "He took a fancy to a new brand of health food and ate too much of It." Giving Him a Pointer. ?drs. Neurich How's my son get tin' along with his lessons? Private Tutor Very nicely, mad am; although it is sometimes difficult for him to catch an idea at times. Mrs. Neurich Well, I'd have you know he don't have to catch 'em. We ran afford to buy him all the ideas To Points of View. He Your eyes remind me of a bot tle of champagne. She And why, pray? He Because they sparkle so. She Yon remind me of the empty bottle. He What's the answer? She You don't pop. Quite a Different Thing. Towne What's young Kadley worth? Browne About 30 cents. Towne Nonsense! he's got lots of money. Browne Oh, yes; 13,000,000 at least. Why don't you say what you mean? AGAIN. after a fearful dream that he has been I'm saved at last. Not Sure of His Job. Gussie You may spurn me now Miss Jhones, but remember that I may not always "be a stock broker's clerk. Miss Jhones No, that's just it. You may lose your job at any time. Just Why He Is a Tramp. Charitable old lady But why do you go tramping through the country like this, my poor man? The vagrants-Well, mum; the truth is, I've heard that these 'ere Pullman cars is rather stuffy. HT- was invented by the expert. . It is built en correct It is cironrr i.i every N m It is simple and direct m mctionless. It does the speediest and most perfect work of any writing machine, and under the severest tests of actual business it wears like an anvil. Send for our Ertlc book describing even part I a t a The Smith Premier Typewriter Co. (or. I7th and Faradm St., OMAHA, NEB. -FOR THE LEAST OUTLAY GENUINE GAS COKE IS THE BEST Bay Your Winter Supply Ncm Lincoln Gas & Electric Light Co. 13:23 o Phones, 'Bell 75, Auto 2575 gcoococxxocxxxxic Al-iA xss Uom "iiwh i uu yv mil a UUlUfl siga.r Issued by AuUWilv Oi the Oca Makerc ,.. Union-made Cigars. i "iSF1? j"1 ' w " cnfa mthn box Mt toft mwt i Fil5t Cl3SS WoltBaa, I i!J?5a.il!iSKB"?.t.l5'l",l;,"'"",,,,lu""1"' otie,tMBiiiIJ) F ..."V t3,s lo .wwfc.es UKoucnout the MM. Wl MiiAentM& upon this L.D.I wtlfbe pumshad 4ceofdifMjtoljw. Make Sure the Above 0OOOCX0CXXXX3C 1 Columbia National Bank I I General Banking Business. Interest on time deposits I LINCOLN. - NEBRASKA S ASK SOMEBODY About the use of the Union Label, and you wont have to make apologies for the appearand of your next order of printing. THE SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS 4 c Mai can furnish this S Weearaff-Calllaa "4 ItWQltlTT "siiosi.- . a CSIll -IT '1 Vrea Ti . mm Greer - Crima PAGAN'S CAFE 1228 O STREET HANDLES EVERYTHING IN SEASON MODERATE PRICES. FIRST CLASS SERVICE MEALS, I5cts AND UP OPEN .IL NIGHT OOOOOOOOOQOOOQOOOOOQOOOOOO I CUT IT OUT! I o o o This ad, accompanied o o with 25 cents entitles you o o to 4 pounds of good beef o o steak at . . o Madsen's Cash Market 1348 O Street. OO OOOOOOOOOO CiOOOOOOOO 00000 world's foremost typewriter mechanical lines. part. in operation, and almost uel! -a STREET Open Evenings iu: - ? o IntBrnStTSTl iSS?TSSSSS;t'' Label Is On the Bo. THAT KNOWS Label are listed below. Star VaftMahlaa' Ca iBdeMiiaemt rtk. Ca nf wuuinns. v r 1 n-w ( KM 1 1 a Mflf 1DW I iTTPrea FranHlla free SPECIAL PRICES On all Second-hand base burners and soft coal stoves I must close them out this season. Also AGENT for the Retort Oaks for all soft coals. W . C Van Andel 132 S. 10th St. Auto 1581 FULL LINE OF UNION Cigars and Tobacco At (15 North J 4th Street LINCOLN STAMP & COIN CO. LINCOLN, NEBRASKA We also tiuy and sell all kinds of stamps and coins for collectors. Hutthins & Hyatt Co uiol and Wood All the popular coals. Maitland Hanna Excelsior Monarch And Many Others. c 1 '. i
