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WHICH SIDE OF THE FENCE? I
Old Party Workingman (who has been letting his party bosses do his think
ing for liirh): Well, that looks pretty good, but I don't see where I come in!
His Socialist Brother (who has been doing his own thinking and studying,
and has found out a few things): You are getting just what you voted for, you
Blamed Chump! You voted for the Private Ownership system when you voted
the republican and democratic tickets! Are you going to vote the old tickets some
more and get some niore of the same kind of Prosperity? Better help elect Debs
and Hanford, the SOCIALIST candidates, who stand for Public Ownership of the
Trusts, and then You and your Wife and Little Ones will be the ones who will be
enjoying the Prosperity, instead of the Idle Parasites who Own the Trusts! Take
a tumble to yourself, and don't be a Chump and a Sucker ANY MORE!
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That man who marries a woman for
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time for what little he gets.
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NEBRASKA O
TO BE SURE.
How the Parryites Are Working Their
Little Game.
The Pullman company has just de
clared another dividend. There is food
for thought in this fact for ! every
workingman in the country.
It will be remembered that a few
short weeks ago the Pullman com
pany closed down its plant on the
I
ilea there was no work. A week latc-r
he works opened up again and the
rnployes were told that thfy could
.eturii to work, but that the company
vould only accept those who were wili
ng to work on the open shop plan.
Xvcry man known to have been guilty
jf having ever defended the rights 01
the workingman against the eneroacti
Jients of capital was classed as a '"la
Dor agitator" and refused employment.
Having resumed work on the "open
shop" plan the (Pullman company im
mediately did what every opponent ot
unionism intends doing just as soon as
the "open shop" system is enforced
the hours were made longer and the
rate of wages was reduced.
Union men and women should ponder
on this fact and ponder hard. The
plan of the Parryites is very simple.
Here it is in a nutshell:
First The "open' shop" plan is to
be enforced under the specious plea
that the employers insist on "manag
ng their own business" without the
interference of the labor ' unions.
Second Just as soon as the "open
shop" plan destroys the unions, and
the sweatshop methods of the Parvy
tes have nothing to oppose them, the
working day will be lengthened, the
rate of wages reduced, and every at
tempt to ameliorate the conditions un
der which the laborer must toil will be
easily thwarted.
Third With no organized opposition
to their greedy methods the employers
will be able to prevent further legis
lation in the interest of the wage
earning classes, and will also be able
to secure the repeal of those laws
which protect life and limb by com
pelling good sanitation, safety appli
ances and due regard for the individual
rights of the employes in mills, mines,
factories, offices and upon railroads
and steamships.
"The Parryites claim thattney are
not opposing labor unions, but only
opposing labor union methods. When
they make - such a claim they know
they are lying in their throats. Their
object is to destroy forever the labor
organizations the only bulwark that
oday stands between the wage-earners
and industrial slavery worse than chat
tel slavery. They know full well that
the "open shop" will destroy the labor
organizations. They know that with
the labor organizations out of the way,
and with courts and lawmaking bodies
under their control, they will be able
to grind down wages, ignore human
rights and degrade labor worse than it
was in feudal times.
this country who have not sense
enough to realize the danger confront
ing the working classes. Because they
happen to have jobs that permit them
to earn enough money to keep body
and soul together they are. well con
tent with existing conditions and take
no thought o f tomorrow. The black
slave in the old day recei-ed his food
and clothing and medical, attendance.
His stomach was always well filled.
He was in no danger of losing his job.
But the workingman of today is not) so
fortunate. His job too often does not
pay him enough to keep his family
well housed, well fed, and cared for in
case of sickness. And his job depends
upon the whim and caprice of great in
dustrial combines that traffic in the
necessities of the human race and give
no thought to anything but dividends.
The man with a job today may. be
the tramp of tomorrow. The black
slave of the old days had no such dan
ger confronting him.
When will workingmen aroiyse to the
danger confronting them? How long
will they be content with the crumbs
that fall 'from the tables of the trusts
and combines? When will they get to
gether, vote together and s?tay to
gether? The cost of the coronation of King
h,dward VII., detairs of which were
recently published, establishes a rec
ord for modern times. It . was consid
ered, until yesterday, a lordly and
magnificent thing for the subjects
of George IV. to spend 23S,00 in
putting a crown on his head, but we
have eclipsed their lavishness by
121,000. William IV. and Queen
Adelaide were content with a modest
50.000. It is not easy to under
stand in what King Edwards' 359,
000 was sunk, not so easy, at least,
as in the case of George IV. a sump
tuous record of wnose coronation
proved too costly to finish. The part
which did appear contained seventy
three colored drawings, "finished like
enamels, on velvet and white satin."
Each portrait cost 'fifty guineas. A
different spirit animated Karl Gray,
when defending the ministry from a
charge of unseemingly mutilations in
regard to King Edward's coronation.
"It was the hone of the king and the
ministers." he said, "to prevent a
heavy burden from falling on the peo
ple." London Chronicle. ,
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The Delaware and Hudson railroad
has made its age limit for new em
ployes thirty-five years. This an
nouncement is contained in a new sel
of rules just issued and distributed
to employes. In future no one will
be employed who is under twenty-ont
or over thirty-five, consternation nu
caused by this clause at first, em
ployes over thirty-five ; expecting to
lose their positions, but it has been
explained it relates only to new em
ployes. They will also be compelled
'o undergo a rigid physical examina
tion. Applicants as well as the present
employes must be conversant with the
ruies and the examinations will be
severe. Each class of employee will
be allowed a certain time to acquire
knowledge of the new rules before sub
mitting to the exammation. Wilkes
barre. Pa., Telegram to the New York
Herald.
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"Look here," excalimed the Parry
its, walking into the butcher shop and
glaring at the butcher. "Look her,
I want a calf's head. But I do not
want any union calf's head. See? .I'm
against 'all unions."
"All right," said the butcher, seizing
a cleaver and going to work on the
calf's head "There you are,',' said the
meat cutter, wrapping up the bundle
and snapping the string.
"Sure this is a , non-union calf
head?" queried the customer.
"Sure," replied the butcher.
"How do you know?"
"Great Scott!" shouted the butcher
"Didn't you just see me takin' tlT
brains out o the durnsd thing!"
"Is this an "open shop'?'" queried the
man who entered.
"Yes, sir." said the boss.
"Any man can work here whether
he's union or not?"
"Yes, sir." ,
"All right, put me to work."
"But I have nothing for you to do. '
said the boss.
"Thought you said anybody could
work here." j
. "Well, I meant that " s
"O, yes," sneered the applicant.
"Your 'open shop' is closed just hkr
the rest o 'em."
The office boj's union had adjourned
rom labor to luncheon, when the
talking delegate, after examining the
union label on a doughnut, asked:
'Has youse kids seen de new calen
dars?" "Ah, w'at yer givin' us now? Wese
een a hundred of "em."
"Dat's all right; but has yer read
'em?"
A prolonged yell went up at the idea
of reading a calendar. .
"I tell yer dis year nintesn-t'ree is
the bulliest year yet. Yese see dem
red figgers wot shows de Sundays and
der holledays dis time dey comes in
pairs. Dere's Washington'3 birthday
dat comes on Sunday, and we got two
easy ones a runnin'. Den doys put five
Sundays in March dis year. See?
Decarashun day is a Saturday, and we
gits two a-runnin'; der Fourf er July
is put down for a Saturday, and we
skips de ranch for two days. Labor
day is a Monday, makin' two again.
Next Christmas comes on Friday, and
sure dere's nuthin' ' doing for free
days, and de same wid New Year."
"Who makes de calendar?"
"Why, de printer, yet mutt. Don't
yer see de union label? Dat's what or
ganized labor is doin' for us poor
workin' men." Dry Goods Guide.
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"Souiggs could't get aloug with his
wife."
. "Wnat was the matter?"
"Her temper was too bad."
"What's he doing now?"
"Training wildcats."
Philanthropic Gentleman to . Angler
Now. my good" fellow, don't yon
think that angling is a very cruel
sport?
Angler I should think it is. Here
I've been fishing for three hours in the
rain, got wet through, never had a bite,
and shall probably have an attack of
rheumatism. You're quite right, sir,
it's a I very cruel sport."
A girl hates to take a swimming
lesson for fear the man who teaches
her will speak of the way she handles
her legs.
The average man's hair will grow
thin without resorting to anti-fat.
International IMlon of America.
Cierars.
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