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The Omaha Bee MORN1N G—E V E N INC—S UN PA V THE BEE PUBLISHING CO.. Publisher N B UPDIKE, Pre«ident BALLARD DUNN. JOY M HACKLER. Editor in Chief Husine** Manager mem'bTroT THfassociated"press ~~ The Associated Press, of which The Bee it a member. Is exclusively entitled to the u>e for republicat ion of all news disratches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of cur special dispatches are also reserved. The Omaha Bee is a member nf the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the recognized authority on circulation audits, and The Omaha Bee's circulation is regularly audited by their organisation*. Entert-d as second-class mattrr May 2*. 190*. at Omaha pnstofficc, under act of March 3, 1*7 9. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. Ask for AT 1 * 1 non the Department or Person Wanted. ^ ' IllfillC IvUU OFFICES Main Office—17th and Farnam Chicago-—Steger Bldg. Boston—Globe Rldg. Los Angeles-— Fred !.. flail, San Fernando Bldg. San Francisco—Fred 1 Hall, Sharon Bldg. New York City -270 1-adison Avenue Seattle—A. I.. Nirt/., 514 Leary Rid*. MAIL~SUBSCR!PTION RATES DAILY AND SUNDAY 1 year $5.00. 6 months $3.00. 3 months $1.75, 1 month 75c DAILY ONLY 1 year $4.50, 6 month* $2.75. 3 months $1.50. 1 month 75c SUNDAY ONLY l year $3.00, 6 months $1.75, 3 month* ai.00, 1 month* 50c In the Fourth Postal Zone or 300 to 600 miles from Omaha, The Daily and Sunday Bee is $5,50 for 6 months. $6 a year The Daily Only Be# is $;) for 6 months, $5.50 for one year. Subscriptions outside ihe Fourth postal zone, or 600 miles from Omaha: Daily and Sunday, $1.00 per month, daily cnly, 75c per month; Sunday oily 50c per month. CITY SUBSCRIPTION RATES Morntrg and Sunday . ... 1 month Hoe. 1 week 20e Evening and Sunday .1 month 65c, 1 week 15c Sunday only .1 month 20c, 1 wet k 5c --J Omaha-U^here the West is at its Best HE REMADE THE WORLD. Elwood Haynes is dead at his home at Kokomo, Ind., at the age of f>8. Few persons in the United States knew about Elwood Haynes. He was not even a name to many. Yet all the world knows about his greatest accomplishment. He was the first to drive a carriage propelled by a gasoline en gine. Many “horseless carriages” had snorted up >nd down the roads before his day. Experiments of ail sorts had been carried on. Langley had all but solved the secret of mechanical flight. Yet these ex perimenters had depended on the use of steam for motive power. Haynes was an engineer. As is the fate of so many inventor?, Haynes was regarded by his neigh bors as being “just a little off.” He was everlast ingly fooling around with some sort of contraption. A mechanical contrivance that was to do something none other had achieved. His main efforts were spent on a greasy engine that snorted and coughed and emitted vile fumes, and did not promise much of anything to those who based conclusions on appear ances. The story goes that one evening while Mrs. Haynes was putting supper on the table, Haynes , touched the right spot on his motor, and it ran. | Wrecked the dining room, and the kitchen, and out into the yard, where it did other damage. But it ran. Not long after that ITaynPs towpd a strange look ing carriage out into the country. Then he drove it back to town under its own power. The first gaso l:no-driven horseless carriage made a speed of eight miles per hour. But the victory was won. No mat ter how many improvements and innovations have come since that summer day in 1801, it was Elwood Haynes who laid the foundation. He had pursued the secret and captured it. Millions of cars go up and down the highways of the world. Man’s communication with other men is swifter and easier. His burdens are lighter. His days are fuller. All because Elwood Haynes was “just a little off." The combination of steel and rub ber, with gasoline and electricity for the vital ele n.ent, came in time to remake the world. The greatest reward that came to Haynes, who had the genius and the patience to perfect his “queer con traption,” was to have lived to see the fulfillment of his vision. He died knowing that he had been of real service to the race. “HOME’S WHAT YOU MAKE IT!" The Omahan who does not know Frit/, A1 Carl son's Omaha song, even though he may not be able to sing it, ought to try to sing it. It hasn’t quite so much fight in it as it ougt to have. It contains the right sentiment, however. Now Carlson has written another that has not only sentiment but fight. Its title is “Home's What You Make It,” and it fits in well with the campaign for the upbuilding of Omaha institution’. The words go like this: I II say It v nm what s tne maiter With my home town. But what * the,matter with me. Omaha, Omaha.' Finest place you ever saw. I'll say it's great—it's up lo me, It's up to you. To dow n the blue* and knoc kers, too. So it's not what's the matter With my home town. But what's the matter with me?" Whatever the verse ntay lack in poetic construc tion is more than compensated for hy its wealth of aentiment—a sentiment, too, that should inspire every loyal Omahan. When the time comes that every Omahan realizes that he is in a measure re sponsible for Omaha's government, for Omaha’s growth and development, for Omnha’s betterment, things will forge ahead in a manner not yet under stood. t Making a Bigger and Better Omaha is not the work for committees or groups. It is the work of every citizen. If you have an idea that there is something the matter with Omaha, forget it long enough to investigate yourself. You may make the .•istonishing discovery that the matter is with your self, not the city. Now learn Carlson's new song, and after learning it, sing it with the proper spirit and understanding. NOTHING PUZZLING ABOUT IT. The Treasury department at Washington con fesses it is puzzled hy the unprecedented demand for dollar bills. The confession merely confirms a long-entertained suspicion that the Treasury depart ment officials are a lot of antiquated old fossils. If they were wise to modern ways they would not be puzzled. The dollar bill is in demand because it can not be distinguished from a $20 bill when properly folded. It is popular because four nr five of them properly rolled will enable the posessor to make a flash like a million dollars. The dollar bill is popular because the man who makea a fiO-cent purchase and tenders a $5 bill in payment gets hack four dollar bills, and they make him feel a* if he is being paid foY carrying hla purchase away. A young man may jingle three or four silver dol lars in his pocket without attracting much atten tion, but If he flashes a roll containing four or five dollar bill* he not only feel* like a millionaire but he actually believe* that all beholder* believe that he i* in the Ford-Rockefeller-Mellon cla**. A half dozen silver dollars in a man's pocket makes him sag sideways, puts an undue strain on belt or suspenders and gives visible evidence to creditors that hr is able to pay something on account. But an equal number of dollars hills tucked away In the vest pocket puts no strain on anything but the imagination and in duces that millionaire feeling so comforting and satisfactory. The Treasury officials should get away from the enervating official atmosphere of Washington and mingle for a time with the common or garden va riety of people. That is the way to solve a lot of problems that now perplex them. UNWED MOTHER AND HER CHILD. Miss Alice Fiske of the University of Iowa ad dressed the regional conference of the National Child Welfare society on a subject of great interest. She talked of the unwed mother and her child. Favoring the plan of k< eping mother and child together, she suggested that state aid be given in such cases. Of course, she admitted that some such mothers do not want the child, and should not be forced to keep it in such cases. But before adoption is resorted to, the mother should be given every chance to readjust herself. When she has fully realized, the situation, and is restored to full health, she may be able to decide. One of the factors in the problem is that by dif ferent qiethods of dealing with such mothers affairs -uch as that which shocked Council Bluffs a few weeks ago might be avoided. Yet, as that is an ex ception, so there are others. Recently in Maryland a young woman confessed to having for a second time murdered a babe born out of wedlock. Cases like these do not make the rule, hut they do complicate the general problem. No matter where the sentiment was born, in mod ern society we find a general feeling adverse to the unwed mother. She is at a disadvantage both so cially and economically. Philanthropic organizations assist her, and her child is generally well cared for. Much opinion, perhaps the greater part, inclines to the side of separation of mother and child under such circumstances. Miss Fiske's proposals deserve consideration, nevertheless. Society has an interest in the matter, for the unwed mother and her offspring fall into the danger zone. Until a better way of dealing with them is found, they will remain there. In fact, so long as mart iage is regarded as it is, children born out of wedlock will always constitute a menace, as proof of disregard of a convention that sustains the social organization. Whatever the state may do, this phase of the problem will remain unaltered. AND THEN SOME. “America,” declares the Louisville Courier-Jour nal, "gave the world tobacco, potatoes, oats, corn, pumpkins and turkeys.” Rut why such a short list? America also gave the world automobiles, synthetic gin, kodaks, jazz or chestras and “blues” singers. America gave the world the telegraph, the ocean cable, the electric light, bootleg liquor, motion pictures, the notion that mankind ran be saved by legal enactment and the trashiest magazines ever published. Nor is that all. America has given the world some of its greatest statesmen and some of its mean est political grafters, some of its highest ideals and some of its lowest moral performances. It has given the world its greatest examples of moral courage and its worst examples of law defiance. It has given the world the best laws for the protection of life and limb and then shown the world the utmost indiffer ence to both. America ran get steamed up over something quicker and forget it sooner than any other nation on earth. It gives more liberally and does it quicker than any other nation w'hen the world is in distress, and just as quickly forgets to follow up. A wonderful country, a wonderful people, but we have much to learn and an infinitely greater dis tance to go. SPEAKING OF EVOLUTION. In the old days a boy was content with play ground apparatus consisting of a shinny club he cut from a hedge row, and a ball made from the ravel ling of an old yarn sock. Now he must have a wealth of publicly provided apparatus and an expert to teach him how to play. Then he had r pair of old rocker skates and he na« happy. Later he had a bicycle. Now he must have an automobile of his own and carte blanche at a filling station. Then, when he took “her” to a party he walked up to the gate and whistled. Now he drive* up in front of the house anil honks his horn. Then, if he spent more than half a dollar enter taining his sweetheart, ahe advised him to save his money. Now, if he spends less than a week’s wages rhe says, “Step on it, kid; you’re slowing up.” The hoys of those old days usually made good. And, in spite of the changes in conditions, the boy* of today are mighty apt to make good. It ia a waste of time to worry about the boys. It is more important than ever these days, how ever, to see that they get a good sound training in personal responsibility and the eternal fitness of things. Speaking of evolution, Mr. Bryan might tell us about his evolution from a briefless barrister to a millionaire real estate dealer. , Mrs. Coolidge is not the only woman who will wear an old hat on Kaster Sunday, if some husband* hereabouts have their say-so. _ ■■■■■*• Homespun Verse By Omaha'* C^*/n Po*t— Hubert Wnrtlvnulon Unt ie. I_____/ from an interview. The fruit nf thl* aeon, the myriad holler*. I- measured with cold and exchangeable dollar*.— And all that waa beauty and grandeur before u*.— And much that wae lovely and truly decorous Is mythical merely. A ml obaolete—cleafly!—— And llngera In memory to vex u* and bore n*. The alepe of the angel* are fewer a rid lighter, Tbe (abate! Item-on* ate larger and brighter,— The hour of midnight, tbe hour of learning — Mum* bulb* of resplendence net- reveler* burning. The claaelc* of leather Ate huddled together l.lke outcaat* for home amt security'yearning. Tie Prog re** thl* change so Illogical eeemlng' Tl* planning and doing, not hoping and dreaming. S|n».*ldoin'* the kingdom of Merit and Olor.v With monarch* and runner* up main, h gurry! Hang the old college With ill of It* knowledge' Dante and Old Time will unravel the etotyl Letters From Our Readers All null hr il|n»d. but name will be withheld upon request. Con« immiratione of 200 words end less will be liven preference. V--J Man's Destiny I.ies Onward. Omaha -Tn the Editor of The Omaha Be**: It *ecms rather astound ing that a person of such common sense intelligence »s Dr. Harry Emer son Eosdlck would ask the futile ques* lions attributed to him in his Easter sermon at Plymouth church the other da \ . The human body i« composed of chemicals, worth about bS cents. "Is that compound a chemical blunder of nature, or do you think that within the ephemeral life there is an abiding eternal shrine?" On the one hand • we have Haeckel's definition of man a gaseous vertebrate, and vet the Testament says he is a semi-god. Which are we? Is there any reason why we are not both, or even more? The physical body is what Haeckel meant: the Tes tament had reference to the soul. The 98 cents worth of material repre sents the vehicle which affords the soul a residing place; just as a velvet casket holds a gem of purest water or the bulb the incandesent: ray of light. There are really three bodies In one in each and every human being: the physical or chemical, the mental, and the spiritual. Without ilie physical, the mental and the spir itual could not function—so far as we at present know—here on earth: without the mental, man's mind'won Id he a blank: without the spiritual, man would he among the lowest forms of life. It needs the three combined to make the higher animal, mail. Man has been placed in the universe for the purpose of evolving into a higher or superbeing, like the Christ or Buddha, ami immortality of the soul is a truth. Many "civilizations” have corue crashing tn the earth for the reason that they are mainlv arti ficial and superficial. We experiment with life, and out of the experiments comes gleams of wisdom which bene (it us In the long run. Many of the things we evolve out of material [means through mental action are use I less as well as harmful, but we learn i lesson from It. and that means one more step upward in the scheme of evolution. The soul Is the flame of life, as the sun is the giver of life. Hod is. There ig not death: merely « ha nge. ERA NCI 8 K EITI I. find Versus Infidelity—Evolution. Omaha.—To the Editor of /The I Omaha Bee: During the past weeks, [through the city newspapers, several infidel evolutionists of mixed genders, have accused me of breaking Into j print. They do pot state how they | got into the sacred precincts of the I newspapers—probably crawled in I unde*:. is it nor mgniy neuevaoie mar. considering the marvels of the uni* 1 verse, wherein some master mind must have created and perpetuated It. the Psalmist In exclaiming. “The fool hath said In tils heart there Is no God.” uttered It in piteous lamentation that any puny human could be so bar ren of spiritual understanding as to niter such/thing” Of all the Individ uals extant, prolific In citing evidence regarding a nonexlstant personal God. without proof, the infidel-evolutionist is supreme. And the smaller the men tal caliber of the agnostic, the better • iter. They Insist that the public libraries teem with evidence showing the existence of a God was disproved long ago. They do not sav who van quished God. In substance they still Insist that our forebears got their start on their two hind legs, probably supporting ihemselves by an ele pbant's tall nr sonrething until their irei became spread out so thev* could walk about: that somehow their front • law s became straightened out so that no longer they could clmb trees with their fellow-apes, and were forced to the use of * liu*« to kill their meat. The Infidel-evolutionist's prophets. It gersoll. Payne snd Voltaire, while furnishing much fascinating litera ture. just as Mark Twain a “Innocents Ahmad" was fascinating, never fur njshed the slightest proof of a non existent. ruling. God. All of their reputations were built up solely upon their great Intellects, and all left the world no belter or wiser for their hav ing lived Where reposes names of these men today, when we with heart felt sentiment celebrate TJncoln's. McKinley s or Washington’s birthday? Glider bow many la vers of dust re poses Pavne's “Age of Rea son.’’ when Ihe sordid theatrical magnate are dra matising with great profit “Joseph’s Bondage’* or “ “The Ten Command men Is?" Tail her Burbank, doubtless the greatest authority living or dead touching embryo life, has never pie tended to furnish the slightest proof • f man's evolution from the lower ani me I kingdom. The greatest of all evolutionists. Huxley. Tyndall and Haeckel, never have furnished the “lightest mathematical proof regard ing man’s evolution from the lower animal kingdom: and their theories of evolution are predicated upon supposi tion and not on scientific fact. If 1* true that no Ghristian ran ab solutely prove all tenets of bis faith, for God Is spiritually discerned but somehow we can not help but believe that this faith on the part of the Christian has been permitted to com pare England. France and America, at least nominally Ghristian. to Ghlnn, India and Africa. GEORGE R GHILTr Nothin? Serious. “My bead is bloody but unbowed She laid aside the volume “That jM»em,’* she said, “is terrify lug to me “ Who wrote it?" “Ilenlev an English author.** “Ob. when an Englishman talk.* about your bloody bead lie doesn* mean anything.''—Y«ou!svll|e Gourlei* Journal. Cii,i that used I' boast n' havin' lh' greatest shippin’ faeilit u s, lh' beat, water, an' th' lowest death rate, now devote all their energy t,' advertisin' th’ finest golf links in th' eountry. Another peculiar thing about a woman is that when she hain't down she's out K'u|,|ii(hi, till.) -, . ^ By BKlUViS Somebody It Alwayt Taking the Joy Out of Life _____ vohcivj you Tu<*kj iu youf* seeda AT Tf*!1 CAPfvjIMfo Op TfiC JEASOM tftlOVAJ'fJG* IT 1-3 OUT OP Tt-tK RUNi'Jl'^C-’ EORTH* PRit«T - D ThCM OP ThC J^P>3T |>L^vef»J5 TlZlLJ YoO HJ3 ^CO»t ,<mvjd *t is ujorse Thmu 'rbona AnJD YcAJ MAwCS HOPeJ • A"JD V0UR HOI • . 1 Hir,MCa WJH6M WU LC/lfilO Or AlOO TMCa'i SADv3C0«S •M Thujas look Pretty R9JY WHfw AKJOTHEfR. cSooti PLAYER IS OUT OP IT BV TuR?Kir4G llO A MIGHEtR. Carp Tmam Too r. s U/j, ,AmD .still They Come »*J RfpoRYNOG poorer Thaw Yea AMD JUST UJne-J Too PEEL COwJlUCED YOU HAVE CoppeD The prile ^_^ * TH& POOBEJT H.AVETH ™ CLUB Ton aj_'i IO A c2A«t5 THAr HA3 VooR S Beaten BV OMF, somcbodt is Always Taking The: JoV out, op LI Pt SUNNY SIDE UP jsxssesmss^xk, ___' r KISMKT. I feel the lure of the open road. The call of the long, broad ways, i long to tread the smooth roadstead Through the gold of the springtime days I hear the call of the woods and streams. And long for their cool retreats; f yearn to roam o’er the yielding loam Afar from the hard, paved streets. I catch the gleam of the bending sk.v On the far-off edge of things. And long to go where their glories glow In the sunset springtime brings. Hut what's the use! There is work to do If I eat three times a day And I like to eat. so I keep rm seat And scribble and scribble away. Yesterday sn errand took us down on South Tenth street, and we stood for a whiie on the viaduct, watching the irains passing beneath. For u«* there is something fascinating about a freight train. For the life of ns we can not refrain from watching them, and keeping a sharp lookout for an open side door. That’s h habit acquired many years ago before a fool Dutchman down in Cincinnati invented a machine that took all the romance out of the printing trade it has been many a ! long year since we surreptitiously boarded a side-door Pullman to go from here in there, hut even vet the sight of a moving boxcar with an open side-door arouses an impulse hard to restrain. About the time the trees ate in h*!f leaf our feet begin to itch. We often wonder how the hoys of today get along, now j that there are no Indians to fight nor buffalo to hunt. In our boyhood da vs we killed more Indians than Daniel Boone and j Bl" Foot Wallace ever saw, ami shot and skinned more buffalo than Bill Cody ever chased across the plains Our trusty "Old Betsy/’ carved out of a piece of weatherboard, helped us out of many a desperate situation. We early learned to load It while on the dead run, dodging from tree to tree to elude the bloodthirsty Indians, and our name struck terror into the hearts of the tribesmen from the eldge of our Missouri village to the hanks of the Hundred and Two river. We would have killed more Indians and buffaloes had it not been necessary to keep a couple of wood boxes well filled. Tn those old da vs we often heard of hoys running away from home to get out on the frontier to deal death and devasta tion to redskins and buffalo, hut we never heard of boy bandit* bolding tip grocery stores, stealing automobile* and looting banks. Times have surely changed. Time was when we could dmp into r city, "sub ’ for a couple of nights, paste up our dupe*, cash bur string and hie onward. If not upward. Those j were the days of romance and adventure in the printing trade Now. with the machines, it is a deadly, dull reafflv. All of which helps us to restrain our annual springtime Impulse to hop the rattlers and go anywhere Just so it is somewhere else. A lot of work we mapi>ed out for ourself in the earlier day* of our Journalistic career remains unfinished—most of it not eve© begun. There is the Great American Novel we were going to write. And the famous drama, to mv nothing of the side splitting cornedv. Wonder if there ever was a pevvspHi»er re porter who didn't plan a great novel or a great drama'* Was there ever * Methodist preacher who did not dream of being a bishop, or a lawyer who did not dream of being a chief Justice of the I’nlted States, or a gambler who never dreamed of making a royal flush with every player in the pot and nil intent on raising'’ Was there ever a railroad clerk who did not dream of being president of the system, or an errand boy who did not dream of being the store manager and hiring anil firing at his own sweet will? Of course not. Well we have never ■tatted either the great novel or the soul stirring drama. The hoard of temperance, prohibition and morals of the Methodist Kplscopal church declares that “constant ridicule of congress is #»ne of the most insidious evils In this countrv." It i* and v\ e sre imintr to Pass n Iwiw about it We shall Insist that congress unit doing things that bring it into ridicule WILD M. MAI*PIN. ^ ~ \l>\I H I IM-MKM IDVRR1INRMRKT. I GOOD KARNAK DID ME" “Thi* Medicine I* Certainly a World-Beater,” De clare* Tho*. Stewart of Omaha. The ravaging effect* of Indignation on the ayatem and the quick and thorough way in which the remark aide new medicine, Katnak. oxer conn < ilit* health wrecking trouble and bring* new atreugth and energy to weak rundown men and women \n foiceftill.x demon**! i .tied |n the cine of Tho*. I Stewart, 117 S. 14th St. ttnuih i, N < I v "Money couldn't bti\ tin *"«hI Kai nak h«a done me ‘ I* the rnthu*i Matin atdiement **f Mr. Stew at t In ieportlng hi* remaikahle recoxeix t“ good health by tt* ue»\ Km thier \niia 1 atiffeied ft out net x out iudi gratlnn, constipation, narvou*na*i f nd a weak mndUhn. 1 could n't hall lest nights, and morning* I wouW grt up with n coat ail tongue *m feollng all out of amt* in ovary way “Whan Karnak mma to Omaha start ad taking It. and from tha way it has fixed me up It tnuat havi haan made espet l ilh for my ease. 1 just knocked the Indigestion akvhlgh ,tnd toned up »m whole avatam ft on head to foot 1 don't hive a trmibh t»f any kind, and lust feel full o qo‘ mII the time karnak is certain l\ .« world laMier.' 11\«»t &IIO.0WI bottles of t\arnal •old In four *Ui'c* in ten months ksrnak is sold m Omahn axrtu vivaly by Hherman A Met onneU i four stolen, m Itenaon by Kanaot Pharmacy in Smith Omaha by To bin a hntv Stote. In Klnrence by k’reytag a Pirn m o ' ami by the le.s«l Ing ditiggiili in *\fi$ town. r~ Center £ ___ It Is understood the last member of (he A. E. F., who returned home the other day from Frame, hud finally worn out all the home-knit war socks. —Detroit News. A good deal is being said concern ing the wit of the late .lob Hedges. Here Is one of hU epigrams: "If a man stood before a mirror one hour a day he d laugh himself to death, go Insane, or become a decent citi zen." That isn't wit; it's the solemn truth.—Cincinnati Enquirer. The prize optimist Is the pedestrian who smiles when he reads that auto mobile production Is showing a heavy increase.—Asher ille Times. That Geneva protocol seems to hare been one of those documents that aie dictated, but not signed." —Chicago News. K\«“n with its sugar coating the senate could not swallow the Warren nomination.—Charleston Gazette. At other seasons disinclination to work is mere laziness: now It's spring fever.—San Antonio Express. With the advent of the radio it is no longer insulting a person to "give him the air."—Terre Haute Star. Riihbed Him Out. During the war when those South African soldiers. Generals Botha and Smuts, were much to the front in Eu rope. two voung flappers of 1 * or so approached General Smuts and asked for his autograph. "1 haven't got a fountain pen ' said the general, much flattered. "Will u penrll do?" "Yes." said the other flaM °r. "So I took out my peutiT. ' related the general who loved To tell the story "and signer) ntv name in the daintily bound little book that she had given me "The flapper studied the signature with a frown. Then she looked up and said: "Aren't you General Botha'.' ' ••Nil. ' I said. "I'm General Smut*.” "The flapper turned to her friend with a shrug of disgust, I-end me your India-rubber. May, she said."—New York Post. As You W ere. From an authentic source we lea n that there are. at this moment. 2.693,. .151 poor unfortunates at work solving cross-word puzzles. (These figures do not include the returns from Siberia and Zambezi ) If we could but peep back we would find that In the ore-cross-word era. of these 3.692.151 synonym shiners: Six hundred and ninety-six thou sand four hundred snd eleven were helping the wife on the maid's night off. Ill might have been observed taking the dog out for a walk. 2.192. 169 were busily engaged in improving ea. h shining hour at bridge and mah jcng, 11 were asleep at the opera. _ *94 5o6 were s«leep in bed.—I-ondun Opinion. Probably. Sunday School Teacher—Can any one tell me where Noah lived? Pupil- I don't think he had a regu lar home. I guess he and hi« family belonged to the floating population. u i Plan from Pictures your Outinq Coibradi > Glimpse the Colorado Rockies before you go. Get some idea of the grandeur ar.d beauty of this mountain playground. Put yourself in the pictures. See yourself on the top of the Universe with the world of sports and pastimes at your feet. Of course, paper and ink can't give vou $"> /^50 even a whiff of the rare, bracing a.r that ^ ^ f)_ injects a new joy into living. This thrill comes only when you go up a mile or Round Trio morc from Omaha The Colorado book is free, including list (Ffrtiinjynt :<t) of hotels, csmps and ranches - detail map and other useful information about Rocky Mountain National Park and all Colorado. Get your copy now and plan early. Ask Cl IVtAT-lM r.l r.uon T'nclfV S' « ’\ TirKft ! r.mani S . % [*22 «n,i MlaittP' «>’ N>b I f son s ‘-Alton. Ttnih Mur v s* rFRRONAl lY f *>k'OR1 FP TOl R' Aik»k*tif •«rs' espet'ae reta.' aj * e» ned Uvn to Rock > Me..nta<n Nationa l's k \ tlf" «lon» Ni’. enki t at k site lo iie > Nat a Fkik Br»oa Ctnnn. *>«<•* Breaks ind v ®1tr*»fni«i