Beal [Will Ask Special Grand Jury Summons J County Attorney to Ask Klaver Case and City Election Be Investigated Here. County Attorney Henry Real an nounced Ththsday that he will ask Presiding Judge Fitzgerald to call a grand jury to investigate various mat ters that have Rccuumulated and which cannot be disposed of by ordi nary procedure. One of these is the Sam Klaver af fair. Klaver, a former deputy county assessor, was accused by llemann Xachschoen, garage proprietor, of solooiting money from him for favors. When Real's offlre sought a sworn statement from Nachschoen on the alleged transaction, the garage man refused to talk, though ha declared lie had been “robbed." “Slanderous Statements.'’ “Another tiling," said Beal, “is the slanderous statements circulated dur ing the recent city campaign In a printed sheet, charging Mayor Dahl man with various crimes too ridiculous for intelligent people to believe, but which the less intelligent might be lieve. 'if such campaigns of scandal can lie waged unpunished the time will soon come when respectable men will decline to run for office. "There are numerous other things In the air that can he solved only by means of a grand jury. That body can make people talk where my office 'annul. And the time Is certainly here when we require one. I'll take It tip with the presiding Judge and do all 1 can to have one called." The last grand jury was called here about three years ago. Attorney General Clarence Davis asked for it in order to investigate "blue aky" cases. It indicted a large number of prominent men. Rut jiot a single conviction resulted. “It cost the county $7,>,000,” said Beal, Jokesters Units in Big Funfest All Local Lafs Submitted Get Careful Scrutiny of Editor. Where to eee Local Lafs today: Sun theater .Omaha Suburban theater.Omiiha lethmp theater . . Omaha F.mpreoa theater Central CJty. Neh, Electric theater Mct'nnk, Neh. J.yrUs theater . North Bend. Neb. Have you seen your laf on the screen of any of the movie theater* associated with the Local Laf contest being promoted by The Omaha, Bee? If you haven't you are missing one of the thrills of your life. To see your name flashed on the screen as the writer of a prize- joke, to hear thousands laugh at your humor, tha* is an experience worth while. The Local laf contest is creating , lots of fun. You can be a unit In this funfest by submitting your jokes to the Local Laf editor who will examine them carefully, on their merits, and each week give a first prize of $5, second of $3, third of $2. and 12 additional prizes of $1 each. Your laf may win fame and cash. It is worth the effort. Don't be dis couraged if your joke docs not win a prize at first. Keep on trying. That is what others are doing. Submit original jok»s snd keep them within 3D words each. Begin today. Out of the jokes that do not win cash prize* the Local Laf editor selects three each day for this column. Today's arc: "Is year cluoiffmr llmrtiughly compe tent ?" "I’m afrsld nut. I've ht.il lilm • muntli slid lie hasn't eloped with mv wife yet." — \gnes E. Ilansen. Ciinuril Itluffs. # ---- IVurton: "Poor Mr*. Anilrrmin. It I* a liaril blow fur ydii to b«* mud* 11 widow, but »(ill thrr* In h comforter for you.** Widow : “ Wbjit U hi* mlilr***?"—I .to in it ( alder. .South Mend, Neb. Two girl* were talking uhout qmh get away from here, Nan ny." cried Danny. "If that piece of hand over there keeps on drifting uhe way it is going now it will get to shore sometime. If we can get on it It will take us there." "But it will take a long time," pro tested Nanny. "It will take a long time, and all that time we will t>e right in plain sight of Becltail the Hawk if he comes along. Besides, witii two of us on it that board might upset, and then we would be drowned." “Then th'at would end it," declared Danny. "If we stay here we'll starve to death. If we go drifting on that piece of board we may he caught by Rcdtail the Hawk or we may be upset and drowned, but we may reach land. It offers us a chance, and I for one am going to take that chance.” The bit of hoard drifted away front the port with two as wared little passengers as ever lived. Nanny said nothing. They watched that bit of board drifting nearer and nearer. Finally it actually touched that post. Without a word Danny inn down onto It. Nanny hesitated. She hesitated until that hit of hoard with Danny on It was starting to drift away. Then she, too. ran down onto it. Tlie hit of hoard drifted away from the post with two as scared little passengers as ever lived. They squatted down’ as flat as Ihey could. The Merry Little Rreezcs made liny waves on the water, and these rocked the little p|pce of hoard. Some limps they washed right over it. Danny and Nanny flung there, di vided between fear and hope. One minute they would be sure til* end was at hand as a little wave would rock their craft and the water would wash over it. The next minute hope would spring up again aa they would s»e that they . er* actually nearer land. Now’ the Merry Little Breeies saw the trouble that Danny and Nanny were in, and ware trying to help them. They were trying to blow them ashore. They couldn't help making little waves when they blew, so they kept right on blowing. And so at last Just as round, red. Jolly Mr. Run was going to bed behind the Purple Hills Danny and Nanny reached land. (Copyright, list ) Tiie next story: "All Is Well That Knds Well." And now PETER B. KYNE’S new novel—a vig orous, upstanding love story of the Southwest, "The Enchanted Hill,” begins in June (Ssinopolitan Now On Sale I Want Men! | By MA4. FREDERICK I.. MARTIN. (( fimmander American Round-the-Wsrld ►tight, as Related to ( grasp alders for support. A light north breeze sprang,up. AVe hail seen bear tracks one foot in diameter all through the valley and ma,nv caribou tracks in the swamp. In ths morning after three tea spoonsful o£ our rations w« departed at 4 a. m. with renewed hope. AA'e had to travel on t lie rock* at the edge of 4 stream to make any progress. Seagulls First Hint 01 Sen Coast. The valley broadened. Sergeant Harvey yelled: "Major! I see seagulls.” I replied: “Thank God! That means salt water.” A few hours previous we had not iced the stump of a sapling cut by *n ax. it was the first sign of living man and the greatest possible tonic for exhaustion. Then we saw the liacks of a man and a dog in the snow. AVe knew we were nearing human habitation. Then we saw the ceenn. This was too much for us. The best we could do to celebrate was to sit on a tuft of grass and smoke cigarets. Our cheeks were sunken, our eyes in flamed, our hands and faces were stained walnut color from smoke and contact with the snow. AVe had eight days of hard stubble beard. When we had walked along the beach around a little point we saw a tiapper'a cabia and our joy wae un restrained. The walking was much easier and we quickly reached the cabin. It had very recently been de serted as we found batter for .Johnny cakes In a pitcher. I started around the room of the cabin in quest of food and saw a piece of hard tack and some dried peaches. I found flour and salted pickled salmon bellies. Cli-wt Real Meal In Trapper's Cabin. I made flour hot enkes for the first time in my life and how good they tasted! AVe each ate two and slept in bed ding for the first time. I made more hot cakes when we awoke and each of us ate four with syrup. Food never tasted so good before. I put the fish to soak and we slept till morning when we hud creamed salmon and hot cakes for breakfast. We were still very weak. It had been snowing since in the night. How lucky In all this time there had been no rain, very light snow and prac tically no wind. Now we are safe. A divine providence has protected us. AVe secured more sleep. It turned Samardick Offered $6,000 Job by “IVet” Organization for Influence A new )fi,rw>0 |ob with expenses paid was tendered to Robert P. Samardirk, ■ hlef to Elmer Thomas, prohibition director, by a representative front a national or ganization In Washington. Samardlrk. who has earned a na tional reputation for his ruthless effort to stop the sale of Illicit liquor, was not to be hired to see that the liquor law-a are enforced. This organization wants to use flamardlck's name In advertising throughout the country to the ef fect that the prohibition laws are a failure. “This man that came to me stated that he would give me a contract covered by a bond," said Samardick. r-—\ May Clearance Watch Our Window* for Now Offerings Dolly Suits Coats Dresses Skirts Sweaters F. W. Thorne Co. 1S12 Farnam * J "All I would have to do would he to talk in various cities altnit the prohibition laws being r failure. My name was to he over article* In varloua newspapers and megar.ine* in every city in the country." Ramardlok stated he told this enemy of Congreseman Volstead he was glad to make his acquaintance, but he was very well satisfied with his present position. You can’t buy better shirts than Karl A Wilson shirts, nor ran you find another store willing to insure their shirts for one full year. We arc the exclusive Earl A Wilson dealers in Omaha and guarantee shirt satisfaction with every shirt you buy — figure what these advantages mrnn to you and your next shirt will bo an EARL A WILSON. $2.00 and Better PRAYS Two Store* \Z 'ZZZ i colder nnd snowed all day. On the morning of the ninth it was raining and then cleared. At !* o'clock we malted to take a abort walk to de termine our location which we he lleved to he Ivanhuff bay. Kills Hracr of I ho Us With Trapper'* Rifle. While preparing lunch a brace of fallards alighted on the bay ion yard* from the door. 1 killed both with the trapper's rifle. With real food in sight Harvey made a reconnaissance trip five miles up the beach in the afternoon while 1 prepared the duck*. Sergeant Harvey returned with two strow vfbite Alaska hares and definite information that we were near Port Moller at last. We had duck steak for dinner—such wonderful eats! After fried hare, hot cakes and gravy--a true southern breakfast— we placed the cabin in order and at 7:45 departed for Port Moller, 20 miles distant. Our strength had returned, but we tired out quickly. It was easy walk ing on the beach evept in passing over cliffs and huge rocks which blocked the way. At 2 p. m. we lunched on roast duck, hare and hard tack—great motive power for weary t ra velars. We sighted the cannery at 4 p. m., with smoke issueing from the stack. It was the end of the trail. Reaching the beach south of the cannery we were met by Joko Oroluff in a small launch and taken across the heath to the cannery, where all hands turned out to meet us. Superintendent Amundsen, a man of action, without delay ordered moun tains of food prepared for us. How delicious and wonderful it was to have complete relaxation, plenty of food and warm, comfortable sleepink quar ters again. YORK COLLEGE HEAD IS NAMED Rev. R. XV. Kmery hue been select rn by the executive committee to head Xork college. He will lake office July 1. Kmery is a graduate of Central col lege. Indianapolis. Ind., and at pres ent Is a student at Indiana HtHte uni versily In the department of psychol ogy and education. He has spent three years in educational work in West Africa. Sierra I.eone proiinee, tc. Sherman & McConnell Drug Co. IMS a iiia ms a n«mi tsta A Saras at ms a Pmaas Coolidge Pardon of Rum Peddler Voided by Court * Judge Rules Executive Has No Power to Act in Con* tempt Ca«e of Chicago Man. By Prf«. Chicago, May 15.—Holding thst President Cooildge had no authority to pardon a man sentenced for civil contempt of court, the t'nited States district couit today set aside the ex ecutive pardon recently granted Phillip I. Grossman snd erdered the l'nlted States marshal to take him into custody. Grossman, a saloonkeeper, wae en joined In federal court from o|>erattng the place, it was charged he boot legged liquor and was cited for con tempt by former Judge Keneeaw M. Landis and sentenced to a year in Jail. K. N. D. WILL HAVE UNIFORM MARKING Clay Center, Neh., May 15.—Busi ness men representing the commer cial clubs of Superior. Nelson and Clay Center drove over the new high way, No. 14. to l>e designated the k'. X. D. (Kansas. Nehraska. Dakota). Conferent rs were held with the busi ne men at Aurora, Central City, Ful lerton. Albion and Neligh Tuesday. Wednesday the tourists were met ill Niobrara by delegates from Mitch ell. S. D., and accompanied rhem to a [that place. The object of the trip was to inter est (he towns through which the new highway passe* in a move for uniform marking. So unanimous wag the gup port given the officials who mad* tha trip that they will be able to com plete the details and get the marking dine within the next two or three weeks. Vi ork Begun on Meridian Highway in Platte County Columbus, Neb.. May 15.—An ex tensive improvement program for the Meridian (Winnepeg to Mexico City) highway in Platta county started * when the county board of supervisors began the graveling of the road and grading it. Soil from the hills is being hauled to the lower places in the valleys. Funds for the improve ment will Ire obtained from the an nual Meredian highway budget. Albion Pioneer Drops Dead on \ isit at Doland, S. D. Albion. Neb., May 15 —Tha funeral of Charles Beit*, *2. was held hare Wednesday. He dropped dead white visiting at Doland, 3. D. He was one of the early residents of Albion, having located here about 45 years ago. lif^ immediate family all pre ceded him in death. Ife was a mem lier of the Odd Fellows, Knights of Pythias and A. O. t\ W. lodges.