^Tj e Omaha Bee | M O R N 1 N G—E V E N I N G—5 U N D A Y ^ THE BEE PUBLISHING CO„ FuMsW N. B. UPDIKE. President BALI.A Kl> DUNN, JOY 14. HACKLE*. Krill or i.i Chief Business Mnnsger MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS "»li* Associated Press, of which Th* Be* is a member, exclusively entitled to th* ns* for republication of all news dupatcles credited to it or not otherw;s* credited in this nsoer, *rd also th* local news published herein. All rights of republicans of our specisl dispatches are also reserved. The Omaha Be* is a member of th* Audit Bureau of ’ Circulations, th* recognized authority on circulation audits, and The Omaha Bee’s circulation is regularly audited by their organisations. Entered as seeond-clas* matter May 28, 1908, at Omaha postoffice under act of March X, 1879. BEE TELEPHONES • Private Branch Exchange. Ask for a x i __ »• 1 fin ft | th® Department or Person Wanted. ^ * IRTIllC 1V/UU ■ ■ —.— - ,. — - ■ OFFICES Main Office—17th and Farnam Co. Bluffs — 1 ft Scott St. So. Side.N. W. Cor 24th N. New York — World Hldg. Detroit—Ford HJdg. Chicago—Tribun® Bldg. Kansas City — Bryant Bldg. St. Louis —Syn. Trust Bldg. Los Angeles—Higgins Bldg c»sn Fran.—HoiIrook Bldg. Atlanta—Atlanta Trust Bldg. Gmdhd Vheio the^st is at its Best M NARY-HAUGEN BILL ON ITS WAY. Supporters of the McNary-Haugen bill in both house and senate are moving with energy and vigor to secure the passage of the measure without fur ther delay. Tactics adopted by the opposition, which consists in the main of the radical La Follette group irt the house and the reactionary democrats in the senate, have driven the friends of the farmer to take steps that ordinarily might have been avoided. Need for some sort of legislation to aid agriculture is apparent, has been urged by the president, and has been promised by congress. Yet such is the situation at Washington that minorities, insignificant ip number, by taking advantage of the rules, can de Iriy if not defeet any legislation to which they may bp opposed. Tie combination was strong pnough to defeat the Norherk-Burtness bill, and .is now exert ing every device of ingenuity to encompass thp de struction of all farm relief, either directly or indi rectly. • * * For this reason Senator Norheck has announced his intention to add the McNary-Haugen bill as a rider to the revenue measure that is now in its final stages in the senate. This is not an unusual method o-f securing the passage of a law, and frequently has been resorted to when the situation arose that pre vented the measure from coming on in the regular form. Senator Norbeck’s resolution to so act is taken after consultation with others wb« arc inter ested in securing the passage of some law for the benefit of agriculture. The McNary-Haugen measure has been approved il) principle by those who are concerned in the situ ation, and in its form by farmer organizations throughout the country. It is designed to provide a market for the surplus product* of agriculture, by facilitating export and stabilizing prices. This fea ture of the bill has been criticized by some, hut the mnin objection to it is answered hv the fact that it does not undertake to fix prices. It merely «eek« to save lns«. Export prices are to bear a definite relation to domestic prices, and to the range of value over a period of years. The mechanism is simple, not especially difficult to operate, and by its pro. moters the plan is deemed equitable. * * W President C'oolidge, in the course of his message to congress, advised the body regarding the farmer after this fashion: “With Ills product* not selling on a parity with • the products of industry, every sound remedy that 1 can be devised should be applied for the relief of ” the farmer.” The president favored the Norbeck-Burtness bill. The only reason this bill was defeated is that some of the democrats in the senate, aided by a few re publicans, felt that the measure was an infringement on state sovereignty, and they would prefer to see agriculture languish and the farmer suffer loss rather than to abate their adherence to a doctrine whose strict application prevents the federal government from acting in an emergency that concerns all. The draft law in 1917 was opposed on the same ground. Some, notably the group of radical* in the house, headed by Voigt of Wiaconain, who ia I,a Folletta'a lieutenant, aeem to think if they can prevent any ac tion for the benefit of agriculture in the preaent spsainn, it will be of political advantage to them Frankly apeking to destroy the republican party, openly challenging it* leadership, and agitating for ft third party, they ardently devote themselves to Ihe obstructive program they have adoptee;. How ithpy will justify their course when they come to ^face'the voters is for them. It is enough now that ssons possible The nat »ral impression from much com ment is that worthv ambition consist# solely in aiming at position* of dig nity and power and praise. In other words, a boy must set out to be a mayor, a manufacturer, a banker, i railroad r resident and the like or be "nobody.” I do not agree IJf# give* the whole idea the lie The n <-• of men and women must drive nail#, cook meals, run street cars, paint, print, plow and sweep; and hundreds more are bringing on to th% ragged eders of business and professional life who ought to go to work in earnest, actu ally producing wealth, instead of di viding and consuming wealth after it has been produced. Old clothes and hard work arouse a version 1 .*•' u use they carry the (brittle slave tradition, but the fact remains as stated Ordinary, hum drum empb 1ment i* the common lot. and any w u’*3s,n cad attempt to draw the attention of hoys from this lot simply draw * them toward an abv ss of disappointment and disaster. Pov erty, however, is not necessary and the outlook of the bnv i* r.ot dark but bright. if those charged with teaching really teach th# truth. Teach th# box' that taming a living 1# only th# beginning of living that what on# doe* with his leisure hours means hi* making or breaking. Teach f Abe Martin \_j If there i- a hereafter ther’* goin’ t’ he a whole lot o’ people too tired t’ enjoy it. We don’t believe any thing tore out foster after th’ war than Liberty muffin*. 1*14.) NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION for March, 1924, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily .74,860 ! Sunday .70,360 Done not Include return* left over*. sample* or paper* spoiled in [ printing and Include* no special | • ale* or free circulation of any kind V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. M*r. Subscribed end *wom to before me this 4th day of April, 1024. W 11 QUIVEY. I Seal) Note^r Public , sunny side up i *fakt Comfort,nor forget 0ftat 'Sunrise ne^erfailed us yet" Q,aK^rr SPEAKING OK THRU,IX. There's a lot o' joy In livin’ near where flshln's purtv good, An’ there's lot's o' fun a rosmin' through th' rool sn' pleasant wood; ■Toys o’ life around u* plenty when ol' nature hlooms In spring With th' fragrance of Its blossoms and the songs th’ birdies sing. Summer sun a shinin' brightly in th' blue dome of th’ sky, An' th' breezes all balm laden bearin’ health while passln' by, Hut th’ greatest joy o' summer since the day that It begins Is th' feelln' that comes o'er me when the Home Team W ins! If you want t' start me cheerin' when I'm feelln’sort o' blue, Or revive my broken spirits, all you really got t' do Is t' bring til’ gladsome tidin's that we've won another game. An' 1 11 give a whoop an' boiler till my throat is sore an' lame. I can stand t' be defeated In th' game of politics. An' 1 never git excited When my ticket turns the tricks; But it sots my blood t’ pumpin’ an' my face breaks out In grins When 1 git th' welcome tldin a that the Home Team Wins! We confess to s growing weariness because of the too fre quent resort to comparative statistics when we voice com plaint about growing expenses. No sooner do we complain about excessive school expenses than some pedagogue comes hack with the statement that we spend more for cigarets than we do on public schools. Th»n up comes some dominie to in form us that we spend more for chewing gum end face powdar than we do for churches We are Informed that if we spent less for gasoline we would have more to spend for shoes and riot lie*. All of which is doubtless true. It is also true that If we wpnt sockless we could buy more butter; If we made one suit of red flannel underwear last all winter we could support more missionaries, and if we were willing to do our bathing In a wooden washtub, like our fathers, we could save enough on plumbing hills to buy quite a consignment of woolen wristlets for tlie Hottentot*. When it cornea to comparative statistic* we claim to be some figure juggler ourself. There are about 500 weekly newspapers in Nebraska, and • very one of them vociferously advises the farmers to organize But the Nebraska Press association, a real nevvspaper business organization, has fewer than 150 members. We might use a lot of words drawing a moral to this statement, but w hat's the use' Nebraska I.lmerlck. There was a man In Valentine W no drank homebrew and home-made wine. In vain the doctors tried to save. And now above Ills new made grave The morning glories sweet 1 y twine. Speaking of the efficiency of "big business." there was the I uialfer of the building of the Sinclair pipe line from Teapot Home to Freeman, Mo, The time elapsing between the date of | beginning work on the immense project and the dale the oil that started from Teapot Pome reached Freeman, a distance of more than 700 miles, lacked three day* of being a year. The I project cost more than 127,000,000, MTI.I, M MALKIN. // " - _ — —1 ■ ■ ■ him to read regularly, even If it be for only a few minutes a day. If he can like a little real music occasion ally, or enjoy a poem, don't laugh at him, but rather rejoice that there is a rav of light In tils soul. ^ee. above all, that the heroes he emulate* me not the killer* of men and the gath erers "f gold, but the developer* of ideal* and the servants of truth. More might i#e written, something of the iiiadne** of military ti aiding, for example, of how the boys should be saved from :? if the hope* of the world aie not in be scattered again in smoke and bDod Hut that is « subject for a whole article, or for many articles, l.et it suffh e to in • 1st that love and thought and pro gress he taught, or all teaching will he *nr naught. The boy* are »1| right, and they will dc very well even against the handicap* which father* and mother* and generations nf father* and moth er« h*'* erected :n their ignorance and folly. edmrxn n rri*vrvtt»h SPICK OF I,IKK. Madge Time* the* Mabel—Wei!, let it fly Mv age is going to remain 22—Boston Tran script. ^ "The bride has a lovely going a wav dress, hasn't she?" •‘Yes. and I'm just Pondering how lovely her coming hack home to mother dress w ill be,—Detroit Free Pi ess. Reduce taxes, if you can. Hut If vo . oil t Friend (’nngtessm*r. Oh. find son.* w;»y and And It quick To ease up the arithmetic — Washington Star. Dnctoi- Tlave you taken every pre caution to prevent *p:ead of conta gion in the family’ Rastus Absolutely, dortah. we've even bought a sanitary cup and we all done drink from it.’ Tacom* Ledger. Mr s. Depeck poor young Tubbi h*s been shamefully lilted three times Mr. DepecJ TTe’d better be csre fill. Hi* luck'll be breaking *—Life. ‘ I want a n • position,** esld the ol 'fiend wnf!* 1 can meet a lot of lntetesting people." Well Mn.-' cied Senator Sorghum. I thoughtfulh maybe I could manage to get you placed as a member of the grand jury. Washington Star. Tl A doited line i* where you sign For things you buy. You uot too mv tmi cannot pay. Although you try. The agents t ails and Ails mv halls With threat* condign. I squirm and twist, but can t resist i ne . . ...! Louisville Fourier Journal. When in Omaha Hotel Conant 250 Rooms—250 llaths—Rates $2 to $.3 Burned So Could Not Sleep. Cuticura Heals. " My mother h.d Kitma which broke oul in pimple, on her scalp • ml itched nd burned d.y and night, Her halt fell out and w«, dry and lifele.a. It later broke out on her back .nd chest, .nd ,t night her hack burned ao that eh, lost many nighta' alaep. " Sh, te,d an advertisement for Cuticura Soap and Ointment and putchaaed aome, and alter using two cake, of Cuticura Strap and over a bo, of Cuticura Ointment ahe »“ healed.” (Signed) Mm Helma I.oe, Rt. 3, Centerville, So. I>ak., Aug. 33. 1923. llae Cuticura Soap. Ointment and Talcum -teilv and keep yout akin clear and healthy. I.a.lw M.tl Mta -OiU.ar. T«,«. n... a aula« uu. e.i....... '*0»* MW Tiletrnt »/• Trf «*»«r wow Stu*ini 5tirk. i LISTENING IN Oil III* Nebraska Pres*. The Shelton Clipper Is betting that pretty soon congress will investigate the air to see what the radio waves are saying. • • • After a careful survey of the city the Norfolk Pres* finds a few proml nerit busine*** cornet * not yet occupied b> filling station* • • • Lew- Frazier of the Fairmont <’hronh> ha* let * contract for * n*w fireproof building to hou*e hi* new* paper plan: i • * Nebraska or harr.i?:* ar* now graft ng fr Ht tree* and Lor Sh#ll*y of! the Kcrl> i ’ New* demand* a con ; gr»**innal Investigation. • ■ • ^har!** H YYa on publisher of »be L>cn* Mirror Sun. and Mips Agnes McMahan of L>on« were married on April ?4. Th» entertainment com mittee of *be State Pr*«* apsoclaticr. convention will take due notice. T e York P#mofrat ha* leen sold to the York New* Times and will be converted into a *r»te faim publica tion The J»emocrat was established In !S$1 • • • Another joy of summer," muses the Beatrice Express, ' is to aee a skinny man In a bathing suit.'' $3,000,000,000 I in Gold | 1 Gold Enough—in $20 Gold Pieces, laid edge to edge-to reach from New York City to San Fran- li eisco-Enough, in $5 Gold Pieces, to span the Pacific Ocean from San Francisco to Hong Kong. I'i This is the Gold Reserve of the Federal Reserve Banks—Gold actually in the Vaults of the twelve Federal Reserve Ranks or in the United States Treasury subject to their call. This Fund is the Basis of Currency in Circulation, the Founda tion of Credit, the Safeguard of Bank Deposits. « The Omaha \ational Hank is a Member of The Federal Re serve System -which entitles its customers to the benefit and Pro tection of this immense (laid Reserve. II A -—-—' “From, State and Nation” —Editorials from Other Newspapers— J The Tree Planter*. From the York Republican. It la 50 year* since J. Sterling Mor ton's love of nature and hi* vision of the future prosperity of hla state from the planting of trees brought about the designation of Arbor day. Since that time it has become a na tional day and millions of trees have been planted on that day or because of the sentiment inspired by ft. No one can estimate the value of a good. tree. Its value cannot be com pitted In money. But If a scale of \al ties could be contrived Mr. Morton's Idea would be found to lie worth bil lions of dollars to the people of tins nation. It commonly happe-.s that once an observance has been recognized b> law It begins to sink into historical existence. Arbor day was not in tended to be a sentimental occasion, held gratefully In the thought of pen pie who now enjoy the shade and beauty and moisture-bringing value of trees that were planted a genera tion ago. But it was expected by the author of the day, and believed by his contemporaries, that year upon year with growing value of the im portance of the custom, citizens of the stale and nation would plant trees, thus not merely replenishing the trees that did not survive the rigors of climate or the bane of ne glect, but adding continually to the wooded treasures until waste places were reclaimed and the land made glad with Increasing verdure. It does not take the trained eve of the horticulturist to see the need for more trees. Our fathers made a good start out here on the plains in c lothing the bareness of the land with trees But It was only a start. The orchards, some of them planted with great hopes, have died from neglect, the shade trees they set out with such care are gone from blight or by the nx, until today there is a crying need for trees to take the places of those that have gone the way of neglected things. Arbor day needs a revival. The bare acres of this section should be beautified and enriched by new plant ings. The orchard* which add so much to contented and thrifty horn* * life should be replanted. Thl» state especially should remember Mr. Mor ton's counsel and example with a new pride and engage afresh in the business of planting trees, thus to make sure that in the days to come new moisture will be attracted, the bare land he beautified and the great American Desert continue to be only a long gone memory. Reclamation Reform Needed. From the St. Paul Dispatch. President <'oolidge has gone to tit# root of the difficulty confronting farm eis on reclaimed lands in the west with his recommendations for revision in the reclamation law. The president rightly contends that an immediate change in reclamation policy Is imperative to the welfaro of settlers In these areas. Inability of the farmers to pay rharges s«se«se.t against them and at the same tin■ • maintain themselves and their famil ies is in no way affected by the pre« ent. plan of temporarily extending the time to meet fixed obligations, fin the contrary this method only add« to their embarrassment. The new policy suggested content plates adjustment of rharges to eon form with the crop-producing quail ties of the soil, or with the farmers' ability to pay. Further, the preeider urges that a credit fund be established to enable settlers to have Improve ments, livestock and equipment n»ce" sary. President ('oolidge apparently ap preciates that rendition* under which farming is impossible exist on some of the government irrigated lauds. It is to be hoped that congress will heed his recommendation for enactment of remedial legislation without delay. • White Mule. Farmer Whiffletree had an eld white mule out at pasture near the road. Hut one day he transferred It to a wood lot half a mil# sway from the highway. Neighbor* inquired why. Too many motorists seemed to think it was a guide post.' explained Farmer Whiffetree briefly.—Louis ville Courier-Journal. NEW YORK and the EAST by way of Chicago-Detroit-Buffalo rwo splendid Wabash trains leave Chicago * Dearborn Station—daily for New York via Detroit and Buffalo 10:30 AM and 11:25 PM All-steel equipment and the Wabash standard of dining car service make these two fine trains models of comfort, safety and convenience. Summer ExcursionjFares via Wabash R«md mr Rrarua bn* to man* Fallen iwtri n at effect via Chicago and the Waboah Re., inciudmj ofd» mum to Nt* York and Bowen. «*», «b Niipn Falk. I noutand Itiandp St. Lam rwct Rjvwr. rcfuman^ vfci rv—o •tenner to Norfolk, ihanoa tba rnwortc Poaoetlac R_r*w err j » aahinpen or vica varaa. * "9 If ytm art planning a trip any* hen gay write, fAotie or call an me for free trrrel information. H C. 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