The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, May 01, 1924, CITY EDITION, Page 2, Image 2

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Kfroup hmm
Trofiky r.lnims
Arflon in Far t'ari Mar Wf
llirtfiitil hy Am#tl**an Fa* !
#l«t»Un nf OrtnntaW,
II# A#r«.
Nr MU Ac nns trnsr
fniiMMi nm« inn nwHpw*Mi
MW**, A pi II H Id"*
• t,, (pa anvlet smmd
a t a warning that a Ritwn tapanes*
war la hatng hatched t» tnMIatfMlr
,l*t>aneaa rlrrlaa planning t« recoup
In th* fae i*a«t th* In**** mfhial
through th* Am*rlc*n halt on dap
nnca* Immigration.
Trntfttv denounced a* foot* tho*e
who deary "rad mlttiarlam," declar
Ing that military *«p*fidliur*a of (he
Marf>onaId government hav* not d*
areaaad aa compared with tha laat
; year of oonaervatlve control In F.ng
jam)
Quoting an official French *t*i*
ment about the neceaalty of prepar
adneaa for future war*. Trotakv *ar
raatlcally recalled being preacnl In
1tt|R at a Notr* flame aervlca when
the archhlahop aolemnly proclaimed a
::calt for a war to end war, declaring:
"The American prealdent la now
playing with the dlanrmament ld»a.
We declare we are alwaya ready to
participate, knowing that certain
ncwapapera will attack our readlneaa
aa holehevlk perfldlty, but la It quea
tlonabl* good faith to agree to dla
•rmament?”
Trotsky attacked Tolnenre for de
manding that the aovleta pay the
,'csar'g debt* while the French gov
ernment la refusing to pay It* own
debts, declaring:
"It the Ttuaslan government In 1024
had aald to France that Russia under
takes to bleed to death, to sacrifice a
million and a half soldiers, to ruin
the country and repudiate Ita claim
on Constantinople to enable France to
dominate Europe, loot the Ruhr and
squeeso Germany dry In return, let’s
say, for $10,000,000,000 would not the
cynical Poincare have agreed?
"Have we not #one all this?"
Trotsky welcomed Indications of
Franco-soviet negotiations, hut not
on on term* making Ruaala a vessel.
He ridiculed rumors that the aovleta
are planning aggression*, saying:
"It I* foolhardy to think w# would
launch adventures simply to correct
boundaries,”
,H»" .
Man Taken to Asylum
After Suicide Attempt
Albion, Neb., April SO. — lAilher
Wood, IS, was found lying In an allay
with lila throat cut on# day last
weak, hut who will racover, wag taken
before the hoard of Insanity and de
clared te be demented. The eberlff
took him te the Hastings asylum.
He admitted haring attempted suicide.
Greeters Meet at Fremont.
Fremont, Neb., April 30.—Forty-two
member* of the Nehraska-Iowa Oreet
ers' a**oclailon attended the monthly
meeting and banquet at Hotel Terry.
Hotel men of Omaha and nearby cltlea
were In attendnnea Including Henry
Fayne, f. A. Medlar, I. L, Wallace
find H. C. Rppley.
“Lucky Kid” Captured.
Fremont, Neb,, April 80,—Frank
Roea, alia* the "Hucky Kid," aald to
1(0 one of a gang that robbed I.arson
Broa., general merehandlaa (tore *t
i Vehllng, Neb,, recently, haa Men ar
, ; rented at Milwaukee, according to
, word received by Sheriff Oondit.
nil LIARD MEN
HERE ORGANIZE
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l*af Kilitor \sks
"Oodles" of Jokes
Professional# Do Not Know
All Wit; Now I* Time
to Enter,
WJiAte to •** ld»r«| f*af« tmfftTt
bttn theater, Omaha
Mihtirbati iheiier, Omaha.
I othrop fhewfer Omaha.
I.jfln Ihfiiler, Omaha
Fatorll* iheatrr, Nrhu»l*r. NfH,
During the merry month of Muy I*
the tlma to begin to send In your
original Joke* for the Local Lnf con
test, If you have not already been en
joying the thrill of getting aome of
the weekly cash prize* and ***lng
your Joke* and nnm* on tha *rreen*
of movie theater*.
All of the good Joke* do not come
from the humorist* who make a bual
nese of being funny. You never can
tell what you can do until you try.
Legln at once and keep on trying.
The Local Laf editor wanta "oodles"
of Joke* to examine. The more the
merrier.
Home of your friend* have been
getting In on the money and honor*.
Visit the movie theater* mentioned at
the head of thl* column each day and
ace for yourself, and also hear the
audience lnf at tiie wit of the Local
Laf contest contrlhutora. Then you
may get an inspiration.
It Is understood, of rours», that
soma of tho Joke* do not win the
cash prize* offered each week. Out
of thl* data the J-ocal Laf editor
select a three each day for thl* col
umn. Today’* are:
"James. hare tm whispered today with
out permission ?"
"Only worn,!.”
"Hsrnhl, should Jams* has* said
‘waaatf*"
"S'm tie should bars said 'Iwlet.'
Edwin monk. 1 mm. la.
Mary aat playing so long on the floor
that her feet went to sleep. When she
•toed np she sorted to her mother: "I
hare file# In my shoes."—Harry Brown.
MAd Brown street,
*f wirt aa ad la (ho pepsr. aohtag for
"Any' answers?"
"Any? Tho first day I rrestred 4dd.
aad two were from men ashln* ms to
Ms their*.’’—lets law « aider. Month Bend,
Bus Upset in Ditch.
Fremont, Neb., April W.—Fire
passengers hound for Fremont on the
Boulevard bus, were forced to com
plete their trip by tho aid of pass
ing motorist*, when the huge vehicle
careened Into the ditch about *l«
mll»a west of Valley. Although no
one was Injured, the ono woman
passenger becamw hysterical and d*
(pit* protest* of fellow passengers.
Insisted on walking to Fremont
through a violent electric and hall
storm.
Would You Like Your
New : I at
Made to Your Own Individual
Order and According to Your
Own Ideas and Tastes?
FOR ONE WEEK ONLY
You can have your new spring or summer hat made
at a very little expense and with our assistance.
FREE OF CHARGE
All that is necessary i* that you buy at this whole
sale house the
Xtittrirned MiTRnerg
Come to our 3d floor, where we are showing an im
mense wholesale stock, buy your shape, lining, trim
mings or ornaments, at less than jobbers’ cost, and
we will instruct or assist you in the trimming of your
hat free of charge.
This is an unusual offer, so take advantage of it, as
this offer will positively be withdrawn at the end of
6th day.
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**"•« K*mtuhri* M**i* <*•• funtil hi
• *l*h, lh* tiulrr tmm lh** writing
•mu* running 4<<*n In lh* lutughing
I n**l And ih*> ruin »**•* 1*4 (*<■*
«n>l ft*** In lh* l,*nght**g Mr****h until
II •** gtMl* In th* ln|« uf lh* hank*.
Anil ih**n l**i *ii**> th*rr u*t» nn Mnh*
In hnW II m It rr*|*t nul nti h«lh
•i*|n*, fmihnf aM furih*r mu *rt|>r*
111* Ill-urn Mnmlnu».
Tu n *1i*r* *ll»r h* N4 ****** M Ut*f
Ir hi* rntll* In lh* hunk t*m*ttH** I**
inuM nn lnn**r lit* In 1*1* hntt** In
lh* (Wilting I’nnl, Jrrtt M*i*l<r*i r*
*r|V*il nn* nf lh* gt*i*l**l *un*rl*r*
Where the Qreen ,Meadow* hail been
there waa now only water.
In all hie life. Ho had lieen aaleep.
He had lieen aaleep fur aome time.
When ho awoke he thought he muat
(till bo aaleep and dreaming There
wa* water In hla bedroom! Yea, air,
there waa water In hla bedroom!
Never eoiild he remember aueh a thing
happening before.
When he waa aur# that he really
v/aa awake and not d/naming he
gueeaed that there muat have been a
greut rain and that the water had
worked down through the grn*a root*
Into hi* houae. You know that bed
room of hla waa Ju*t under the root*
of the graaa. Ho atarted at one* to
go down hi* tunnel that l«d out to
the Ijottom of the bank of the Smiling
f’ool. Jerry'* eye* opened very wld»
That tunnel waa full of water! In fait,
the water waa running Into hi* bed
room from that tunnel, Ha turned
to hi* *erret book door that opened
out on the (lreen Meadow*. Water
waa running In there *1*0. Jerry hur
ried out that tank door, (me* out
aide he blinked and blinked and
k i til HU ait* | th* k> d h*
III t*Md |4 at II ittkfl (|k aa
t • >i*ht*( H ♦ o AMI A- M. It n* |S«>I
Hi thui Uit4rt*k hid dt A*At* rad
Hut* Mt waft) a at at, • ata*
a hatn,
(A atkkf Aft, It 11 ttfff had iMt tha
Altai AMf atat lh# AAAI A AM 4
III it# ait Attf oh it't iiittn llntial* 1
|at attkt had h* at14 lattltai t<kdA
t At# Vat a, had lh# A *t*a tad’hM
II A AAitf taotsw-to of hi* *4AttA lit >hA
hail |ht| II ail tuiddlr lldthd that
Udto.., A< t> Tatar Aa* h'UW*l»r»
fat, Air, a At t % V t* |, xtatrat IIA A ha
had had ita hataat a*» had aaaa at
ad
It la a A“'d Ihiaf t t»a itlta,"
fhUHartd .latav * T<« Atf, II la A |nd
thlAA I tan iaIih Hut liuia Ahull I
•Hint In? I hutt’lt I uAV h«*ua A*tk»
and I nttlAl t« ••■«** a hat# Mail Ahura
■hall I ■»? t >h d**f, whatu ahull
' i •
)f• lookAd all around. Ihlu «av, that
Way and atary hay, Tarry am attih
4 Hill# fall** ihul In him Iha only
flrv land ha mttld »a» Aaamad M Hr
nlila dial am* auiv hVhrta Iha llraan
MradtitH had Naan lhara AAA nn* only
wulri, a Ith Iraa# and htiahau aaatnln*
In imw mil of It, Tlmllai Alutlit
nrra |r>a* and pta, aa of hoard and
rail* tarty handad for *h« naaraat
lor Ita rllmltad out on II Thara ha
Ml for tha lonaaat flma You aua hA
didn't know Aha* alaa to dn,
(fiapyriftit, Htt)
Tha naat afor\: "Forlorn, IxmaAnma
and Afraid," _
T horn* T hnutand Barfalna
Conta, Suita, Drettet
Smart Youthful Sprlna Stylai
IN MAY
CLEARANCE
F. W. Thome Co.
a ISIS Fnrnnm ^
Cleans I
Ties I
ENERQNE
imnmcrmaum -
TOURISTS DRIVEN
(IFF RESERVATION
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i|fHi ,t tfc* >'«* and month Mm hid*
lt«*n th> tm>VIMM
I *H* I nlttlfa i • |i||ir?f|
lii Wtlnilv t»f I «it Imry
I itfI>m>t, Al#ll »* timing Agf«t
t' fi mMW Ir i mmg mii«, l»*a
lin n r r>«t<r' ■! in ihli tMhtir anil tlm
>n|i|.tf« Mt« r ■ IlM 1*1 g hnultlv nf It
f»ii ft*. h »i *||i It...miv nw fgyttlM
Iw-gnit In l*M hi II H a mnlp Tlig
bntinlf hit* Ini.n In. M«M.I In II ami
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Recognlmd it lupftnu
in ton* and CMT'piarins
qualitica, Olbaona glr*
you great opportunlti**
for pieaaur* and profit.
Hear and try the Nnv
Maaterton* tenor-banjo
—a actuation among
baajoian.
tSn our 'ompUte Una
of Gibson banjos,
mandolins, mandolas.
mando-ccllos, f
No obligati*
Sold on
Eatjr Tarm,.
Schindler & Mueller
ISM-U-ia A. Ttithmm*
o»a(• s«. rWflO VO. at. uaa
Ficlutlv* a^rlMitili«M
I ■ TJV
Counteract Yout
Tendency toward
Acid Mouth ...
By letting WRIGLEY’S give you
relief, lasting joy and benefit.
It removes the food particles that
lodge in the teeth and cause fer
mentation and decay. It WASHES
the mouth and teeth, counteracting
the acidity that does so much damage.
WRKIIYS
after every meal
is prescribed by dentists and doctors.
Says one dentist: "If chewing gum is used
regularly it will result In a noticeable
benefit to the teeth.” Get your WR1GLEY
benefit today.
NOTEt
'*Tt*t* ihnw (hat the
gland* of the month arc
twenty time* more acthn
when we chew. The fluid
from the** gland* n*w
trelite* the acid In the
mouth and waaha* It
away.” ...
-ftte a C*U*ft Fnfmtr.
Several flavors
Wrigley quality—
Sealed in the
Purity Package .
— MAKE IT THE CHILDREN’S TREAT -
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Day Sale
Linens
Continuing May 2 and 3
For more than a generation, 34 years, W. W. P. Home
has provided Omaha women with thiir finest linens,
and with the plainer pieces which they will tell you
have served for years. This year these same women
and others will buy his real linens at May discount ^
prices. 4
25% to 33J%
Less Than Regular
Real Italian Filet and Cutwork
Embroidery pieces, table cloths, 12-piece oral and lunch
eon sets, bridge sets, oblong sets, oblong and oval pieces,
chairbacks, doilies.
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Real Italian Cream Crash Linens
12-piece luncheon sets, scarf sets, tea cloths, buffet sets,
towels.
Real Handmade Maderia Linens
Refractory table cloths, size 54x72 and 54x90.
Real Hand-Embroidered Linens
Madeira scarfs, table cloths, lunch cloths, luncheon sets, 13
piece oblong set, oval and oblong pieces, 6x12 to 18x24.
Luncheon sets, towels, real mosaic towels, real band Ap
pen sell embroidered towels.
Real Allover Filet Lace Pieces
Real allover filet lace pieces, doilies, scarfs, luncheon sets.
Monday Only
Fine Linen Table Cloths
#
Soiled—*/£ Price
Them are cloth* that remain 2x2 -yard cloths
from other tale*; wrinkled and « „ /»i / .«
.mlad, offer them on Mon- \ X 2Vfc-y»«J doth*
dor tor half— 2x3 -yard cloth*
„„ 2x3Vi-yard cloth*
$10 to $35 2x4 -yard cloths
-“Famous for Linen*”—
10 St Louis
Tke popular way ia the Wahanh way. All-steel equljv
meat, a smooth track, pied meals, courteous employers
and a fine last train oner the shortest mute at the moat
convenient time ad (he day—
“Tbs et. Laois Limited”
Annas (h. taWa (tUaa Am.)._.7: Vt AM
Aarfan *tLsals(Ua»m %»*»)-7*5 AM
Clears the Skia
of All Blemishes
Afirr Mb*r fail to etcor
lh« akin »f Mon ha* hkmiahn. r«ah-•
' 1 •“* »®M#ua« that fauna* nparfa.
akin (ha mt#ht) haolin# iwatwr of
PETERSON’S
OINTMENT
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H a j* at (ha wma »lth a. mu
in# »<'na and burn in#. Canal r
m# application atop* (ha Tcrrlbla Bib
in#
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