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MESSAGE OF THE EMPTY TOMB.
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•'And the angel anawered and eald unto the
women. Kear not ye: tor I know that ye aeek
Jasua, whlvli waa crucified.
"Ha !• not here, for He li risen. *• He e*ld.
Come, ase the place where the Lord lay."—Matthew,
xxvltl, 6 *.
Thua, in simple words i* told the greatest story
in all mankind’* treaauped lore. The empty tomb.
The linen garment* lying there. The atone rolled
away. The stricken guard. The angel, and the sor
rowing women, whose black grief was turned to won
dering Joy by what they found. On that Incident
rests the faith of millions, who find in the story the
secure foundation for a trust that sustains them
through life, through death,, and into eternity,
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It is very well to tell of the pagan feast that pre
ceded Easter. It was the occasion of rejoicing
among the people, going ba'ck to an antiquity un
penetrated by research. Man had associated the com
ing of spring with certain movements of the stars,
and worshiped accordingly. The Jews had connected
their Passover with the event, and had given it for
themselves a little deeper significance. But to all
of them it was the physical proof of a rebirth. Na
ture was coming back, out of the death of long and
cruel winter. So might man also be reborn.
Therefore, the time was one for rejoicing, par
ticularly because it brought the promise of another
seed time and harvest, of plenty to eat, of relaxation
in the open, and surcease from the hardships and
privations, the short rations and the suffering from
cold. If priests and prophets added to it the in
definite promise of a life beyond, of existence
in another sphere, so much the better for those who
could find it in their hearts to believe. For the
many the feast partook only of its material promise.
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“But," in the language of Paul, “now Is Christ
risen from the dead; and become the first-fruits of
, them that slept." It was not a physical but a spirit
ual sign, the portent of the empty tomb was that
man should by faith triumph over earthly things and
in the end have eternal life. We can understand
the wonderment and the mystification of the women,
of Mary to *whom Jesus spoke, of the disciples, even
of Thomas who doubted. Men are still mystified,
still doubt and dispute, when it is so much easier
to believe.
Out of this empty tomb has flowed an unceasing,
ever swelling flood of inspiration, mounting on Hope,
sustained by Faith, lifting mankind higher and
higher with each passing day. Charity, the greatest
of them all, is coming more and more into the lives
of men and nations, beesuse of the light that shines
from that tomb that did give up its dead. Examine
tha history of the years thst have intervened be
tween that day and this, and notice how steadily the
relations of human existence have improved.
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Men still wrangle over points of belief. Creeds
divide them into clashing groups. War has not van
ished, nor poverty, disease nor misery. Yet all these
things have been softened, ameliorated, mitigated,
and the way of all the raee Is correspondingly
easier, because some of the influence of Jesus and
His teachings have touched the lives of all. 80 it
will probably be unto the end. Religions will rise
and swell, prosper and subside, Just as they have
through all human history, snd perhaps before any
record was kept. The simple dogma of Jesus rests
on eternal truth, the first and great commandment,
and the second that Is like unto it, “and on these
twe commandments hang all the law." So, we may
all, regardless of faith or doctrine, believe the
promise, "Lo, I am with you always, even unto the
end of the world." That is what Easter means; that
is the message of the Empty Tomb.
THE HEROINES OF EVERY DAY.
Ever and anon there blaze* before the world the
name of a woman who ha* performed »ome great
deed or made *ome heroic sacrifice for mankind.
Clara Barton, Florence Nightingale, Mary A. Liver
more, France* Willard—these are name* to conjure
with when we seek to arouse interest in deed* of
charity and of love.
But there are other women whose name* are
never recorded on the printed page, who never re
ceive from the world the plaudit* they so richly de
serve, and who will forever remain unknown save
in the little circle in which they move and serve.
They are the ever faithful women found in every
rural church congregation whose heroic *ervlces keep
thi church doors open, the pulpit supplied, the Bible
school going, the midweek prayer meeting function
ing and the interest on the church debt paid. Into
the pies and cake* each one bakes for the church
supper she put* her faith and Christian zeal in full
est measure. To her the work of washing the dishes
after the church supper I* over is a labor of love, a
cheerful service in the cause -of the Master whom
her sister was the last to leave at Calvary and the
first to greet at the mouth of the riven tomb.
Dorcas, who lived and worked in the days when
the impetuous Peter and the learned Paul were car
rying the torch of Christianity into all land*, left a
wonderful sisterhood to carry on the work of the
church. Without these good women that work would
languish, and in many, many places would fail ut
terly. They work and sacrifice, with no thought* of
the world's plaudits, but with eyes alight with a
faith that increase* with the passing years. Their
only earthly ambition i* to further the cause they
love and build firmer their part In the kingdom.
Civilization owe* more to these humble and un
known w mmn a unify 4*M than It can evat tepet
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ta ikt keart# at deeywring a end wataaa
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PI I It.ION BY BADIO
When the ptea.hera began In kmadrart their rtr ,
mane. It war thought that erlenc# waa being bnaaght
ta tha imlti at reltgtan. In atker wards, the
church wa* making It ea*ler tar It* rnmmunlranU.
Aame were openly skeptical a* ta the benefit*, haM»
Ing t« the aid fa*hlo«e4 nation that true religion
calls for a little exertion, sacrifice now and then nf
personal ease and comfort, at least In the matter nf
divine worship. "Where two or three are gathered
together In My name" waa not spoken of a group
that might assemble around a loud speaker.
A novel and really perplexing factor at least
to an outsider—la now Introduced by a New ^ork
minister of the Preshyterian denomination. Hi*
congregation is lsrgely made up of those who take
their Sunday do** of doctrine and dogma, cheer
and consolation, sitting easily at home, tuned In on
the radio. Thi* pastor is arranging with the pro
hibition officers to permit such communicants to
have at their homci a supply of sacramental wine,
in order that they may say communion also hy way
of the wireless.
The individual cup long ago started an argument
that is not yet at an end. Sanitary reason* were
urged, the communion being spiritual and not phy
sical. Against this the ultra orthodox set up that
it is the very body and blood of Jesus, and so is phy
sical as well as spiritual. That is a contention that
has had followers since apostolic time. However,
the individual cup is tolerated, and that being so, the
still more exclusive practice of taking communion
at home may be justified.
Yet, what becomes of communion? From a
gregarious and social state men are thus led into the
isolated and consequently the selfish. Communion
with the Most High is had in solitude. In fact, it is
recommended, but the assembling of the congrega
tion before the veil also is important. We do not
pretend to settle this point. The reader will have
little trouble in carrying the thought along to a rea
sonable conclusion. One reflection that presses is
that the church will not entirely fill its place in the
world until it stirs a lot of lazy folks out of their
lethargy, and gets them to attend in person at the
services where the praise and worship of God is the
order of the day.
NEW YORK’S BOY IS AMERICA'S.
New York is going to display a great “loyalty
and health” parade on May 1. Part of the plan is
to have for grand marshal pf the parade a typical
New York boy. He has already been located in the
person of 14-year-old John Mitchell, a freshman in
one of the city’* high schools. Here are some of
his qualifying attributes. He likes apple pie, swim
ming, tales of adventure, thinks once a week is
often enough for the movies, reads Abraham Lin
coln’s speeches and expects to be an engineer when
he gets out of school. Of course he is healthy,
enjoys outdoor sports and is getting good marks
at school.
Such a boy Is typicaf, not of New York alone,
but of the whole United States. We have millions
of him, and on his shoulders rests the future of the
country. Boys who like apple pie, who read about
Abraham Lincoln, get good marks at school, love
play in the open and plan to be good and useful
citizens when they come to manhood are the ones
who will keep alive through the centuries the light
on the altar of liberty. They are the hope of the
country. They are its very backbone. The good
men of today were such boys yesterday, as were
their fathers before them.
Our boys are not being spoiled, despite the fact
that they do some things the boys of yesterday or
the day before did not do. They yet are made of
the same metal as were their daddies. It must not
all be put on the boy, though, for father and mother
have their responsible share in seeing that this
healthy, normal lad grows up to be a strong and
useful man. “As the twig is bent the tree is in
clined,” and a little attention to the bending of the
twig is necessary.
WAISTLINES AND THE DIVINE PASSION.
"Why 21?” asked Mary Garden, In answer to a
reporter’s inquiry. "One hasn't begun to live at 21.”
No, indeed, Mary; nor has one exhausted life at 47.
At 21 Big Bill Kdwards was doubtless as sylphlike
as such a man can be. His waist was slender, his
muscles hard, his eyes flashing with the fire of a boy
to whom the world was just opening. Years of soft
living have done their perfect work on Big still. Now
his waistline is said to be somewhere near 90 inches.
If, indeed, this be true, Bill is qualified to be listed
as obese, and that just about puts him out of the
tunning. Bo long as a man is only fat, or even cor
pulent, there is hope for him, but to be obese—well,
that is about all there is to it.
Many a man has comforted himself, after seeing
hi* waistline go, that so long as his chest measure
equals or exceeds his circumference amidships, he is
entitled to be set down as merely fat. But, alas,
lor Big Bill Kdward*. If his future happiness de
pt nds on his waistline, he is in a parlous condition.
Once that fine division is passed, and man assumes
the shape that is politely described as “portly,” he is
a goner. Nothing he can do, starvation or o.herwise,
will evrr set him back to the lines of 21. Ask any
body who has tried. Disease may do it, but no exer
cise or diet ever has brought the result.
Mary may relent. Bhe ignores 21, now that she
is 47, and she has changed her mind in times gone
by. Bo, If she really wants Big Bill, she will take
him, obesity and all. As good a judge as Julius
Caesar asked to have fat men around him.
What, do you suppose, did the delegates go to
Chicago for in 1920? And why has Theodore Bur
ton been accused of making Harding, ’when it
whs Jake Ilarnon all the time, and everybody seems
to have known all about it? Kspecially, a lot of
folks no one ever heard of before?
The Bee’s investigator was three fourths right,
which is a whole lot closer than most political prog
nosticators have been coming to the mark of recent
year*.
A Japanese newspaper says we are “menu na
tionallsts.” If it gets no worse than that, we can
stand the threatened “breach of cordiality.”
Another open question: Why did everybody trust
Gaston B. Means with dangerous secret#?
Omaha ministers are all smooth shaven now. It
was not so in Aaron’s day.
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EASTER LILY
» Mb purple »peMed of*"** Fuad »M*»,
Tali Hr" bit lord* H t* M**>H
Frau, rath of Jodah'a R*M bora My wan
Apptaua* ml fhHat a*#r fume darfced I*" Mu an
kata'* HI) mpt, unronaclou* awaal of aoul -
F.mheaea* trr*ttn* path* what* l"*ar* droll,
tin verdant, heart ahapad, ro#a lined I**»*«» Mat
I Sind'* Itl), rweaptn* fr ay runt *. ta afloat
Rrar* *♦*«* Illy Htah'a Moral tiuaan
llarl* h»p# upon tha dreary daaarl aeraan.
I ranch Mnp* fain dauntad arum WWd) Ha
Homantle had** emplayed am heraldry.
Rut, Fatter III), you turpa** all Ihme
and other bloom* that prow tha earth to plea»r*
Your lnc<n*e ram and aumatad eloaa
\r* In re and ItrM of tilory that aro*a
Tran*n*urtnp In* Savior on Ilia way
To Heaven'* Kingdom on Aaraneinn Hay
Your *tem ia conaecratad beam that made
The crop, on which tha pric# for aln II* paid
Your rup tubllma, white, waien and aarena.
The on# that II*. daaartad and unaean,
Had drained t» dreir* there In Oathaamana,
With "Father, lat Thy will be dona!** for plea.
Your bulh-aheath la tha atont that anpal away
Of llpht and air and mnlatura'Polled away.
And you, ton, triumphed, heautidc bloom,
Came forth in life from miry urn, your tomb!
Alta W’renwlck Brown.
KKMI'Kti \M.
And must this body die. It* members
be destroyed?
This bend, these hands and feet no
longer be employed.
But placed within the grave to molder
and decay,
Return to dust again; once more to
be llfelea* clay?
And must this active brain He dor
mant evermore.
And never thought or Impulse flow
from It ns of yore?
This heart no more with love or sym
pathy be moved.
But pulseless lie for aye, as though
It ne'er had loved?
And shall these eyes, now clear with
reason's flashing light,
Be closed forever In the long eternal
night?
No more look love to eye* that
loving speak Hgain?
No more Bring sunlight to the weary
couch of pain?
Yes, yes, this human frame shall all
return to dust,
For lie who fashioned it at first, de
creed it must;
That out from its irnprls'ning clay
the soul may rise
And yield Hltn higher, holier service
In the skies.
In time to come, this dust, trans
muted by His skill,
Shalt rise again from death, accord
Ing to ills will;
And body Joined with spirit shall
again complete
The partner of Its earthly Joys and
sorrows greet.
O soul, despondent o’er the graves
of vanished friends.
Be cheered, for real life begins where
this one ends;
And to each sad. Iiereaved one the
Scripture saith,
They do but sleep awhile; there Is
no real death.
O Death, where is thy sting? Thy
victory, O Ornve?
All empty Is thy boast, since Christ
the Lord can save; ,
Resurgam Is above each Christian
resting place.
All that are Chrlet's shall rise again
and see His face.
—H R. BALDWIN.
EASTER.
Here 'mid the changing seasons,
Where grayness give* way to bright
bloom
And springtime banishes w.nttr
With the gift of new life ss her
born
Where ell that was sleeping and dor
mant.
Now quivers and trembles and pul*
Each Impulse and Instinct snd yearn
Ing
To the shaping of tendrils and roots
Here 'mid the changing seasons
The resurrection of nature each
spring
Seem* but a beautiful symbol
Of the message Easter may bring
Each Is a song of freedom
Each I* a message of joy,
Each Is a burning flame of hope
To leaven all things that cloy.
Ths one—a manifestation of Ilf#
That ever the eye can behold,
The other—a manifestation
The spirit and heart must enfold.
—ANNE PEDERSEN.
RASTER
Easter day—Oh. rise and sing
Carols to our gracious King;
He has risen—He has risen
From the tomb—His earthly prison
4f# has risen—to His Father went,
His brief time her* was spent '
Teaching fils children the way to
heaven.
He cnrne to save—our souls to leaven.
Oh, thank* for this bright Easter
day,
T,et us sing and let us pray:
Thank our Father for His gift to us.
Our king—our f.ord, our all—Jesus
—H. F. Oil.BERT.
CENTER SHOTS.
If rongreae seems a little dilatory
about legislation you rnn't bitime It
Ho much more publlelty la to be got
by epllling beune.—New York Tele
gram.
When I»r. Hun aaye that the form
of government uecd In the United
Htatee will not be good for China he
may be right, but when he euggrete
Huaalan aovlellam, he I* arguing for
a kind of government that la not
good for anybody.—Detroit Free
Pres*.
Tt I* about time to atart an Inveatl
gallon to ascertain why the rongreae
le not attending to the nation'* buel
neae —Albany Journal.
The great problem la to frame a
lax measure that will get atitTlrlent
revenue and atlll get sufficient vote*
—Bridgeport Htar.
If Mr, Sinclair I* to tie prosecuted
for being In contempt of the senate,
we are In Imminent danger.—Uolum
Ida Hecord.
Home ancestor* would be surprised
to learn that they are the chief source
of their progeny's pride—New Haven
Register.
The great need seems to be a dark
horse who hasn't too much to keep
dark. Windsor Border Ultlee Star,
All that we ask of congress la taxa
tion without misrepresentation.- New
York Herald-Tribune.
The lamb who hull* his head
against It understand* why It I* railed
Wall street.—Columbia Record
TIIK RMTKR l-II.V.
A Illy bud In the garden,
Among the Iwautlful flower*,
Wn* buffeted by the March wind
Then fed by the April shower*
Till at last Its lietals opened
And looked up Into the sky,
While to Itself l( pondered:
“Of what e«rthly use am I.
I. only a little Illy,
Only a little white flower
Abloom In thla fragrant garden.
To fade with the coming hour?"
The gardener, so kind and gentle,
With his long and snowy hair.
Walked slowly down the pathway
And stood by the Illy there.
“Oh, lily! I pity you, Illy!
Your lot Is no envied one,
For you will he dead forever
When tomorrow’s day Is done.
My lady has given orders
That this little flower, so white,
Shall he sent for the Faster service
Straightway with the morning's
light."
Next day, all through the sermon.
The Illy nodded its head,
But after the service was over
The fair little flower was dead
After the service was over.
One with brow furrowed with care
Knelt down at the altar railing
And raised her voice In prayer.
She prayed to that One In heaven
Who cares for the sinner and saint,
Who cleanses our sins forever.
Our sin of the darkest taint.
Then the dear little Illy,
Emblem of purity sweet,
Was brushed from the altar rail
And fell at the jienltent's feet.
She picked It up and kissed It
While a tear stood In her eye:
“Oh, Illy, dear, precious lily!
Sweet Illy, why did you die?
Oh. Illy, dear little Illy!
Today I could envy thee;
Thou hast died for the King of Glory
Who died for the world and me,”
'Oh. Illy, dear little Illy!
Today thou has died for one
The Savior of sinful nations,
God's only tiegotten son."
And the tear that fell on the flower
Shone bright as the purest pearl,
While the angels smiled In heaven
And rejoiced for another soul.
She placed the flower on the Bible.
Passed out through the open door
And laid the withered lily,
Whose loving mission was o'er.
—NONA SHOITP FITZPATRICK.
SPIRIT TRIUMPHANT.
Have you felt it, the spirit triumphant
Of Earth's bosom's burgeoning
beat—
The’ sweet, subtle suggestion of
.Springtide,
Expressible as It Is sweet?
In defeat of her rapturous ruling,
With a wistful reverent kiss,*
Erst favored Queen Winter Is yield
ing
Her scepter to Blossomtlme's Mias.
Shorn of radiant froxen fire beauty,
I<oath to leave, she Is slow to con
ceal
With dormacy's wrap of remoteness
Her self In secretlvencas leal.
I.lks the whirr of a robin's pert
pinion
Comes a sound on my sensitive ears
And warm, gentle breexes ate playing
'Thwart April’s renaissance of tsars.
Have you felt It, the prescience of
Easter day,
Triumphant o'er swaddling of
tomb—
The aura of Youth soft enhancing
The breath of the Illy bulb's bloom?
—AI.TA WRENWICK BROWN.*
BPit’E or i,irE.
Aunt Bertha tried to get little
Henry to He down. "Look at all the
little chickens' How quietly they
have all gone to rest:"
"Yes—but all the old hens have
gone with them!"—-Christiania Kor
soren.
The skipper of a British tramp
steamer hail loat his hearings on a
stormy night and wag anxiously
studying an old chart.
"Well." hs eald to ths mats, point
Ing to a place on ths chart, "If that’s
Cardiff. Bill, we’re orl right; but If It's
a fly speck 'eaven 'elp us!”—Boston
Transcript.
"Will you go with me to a brldg»
party given by a fashionable friend
ol mins?”
"Yee, I II go. but bow do We go—In
i’ollyanna style, or Is It to he one of
those solemn nffnlra where you tiptoe
around?”—Louisville Courier Journal.
Piddle—What's the matter?
Htyx—I wrote an article oif fresh
milk, and the editor condensed It,—
Pelican.
"Robert, what la the law of
gravity?"
"Pa says It la: Never laugh at your
own jokes.”—Life.
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thi* 4th day of April, 1924
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acting of * ai*iam an# they '*»•**
a# It taacawa# th# reapohafl*!* Mat**
mao of I ha ami# t*v# lhattt lhal a#
atno aaaiirsc*
Whan Wtlaon tt**#* hia daelatath**
of war on a*< rat iraatlaa, Kngttah
itatraman told th* NhgMah pr«t>t*
that lhay aoitthaad. And tmlaaa
veracity la hot aa touch a virtu* for
nilata aa for plain panpta. It la n«t
eaav to understand why that* ahoitld
hav# h*an a ‘'aanaatlon** * han th#
Mrltlah labor mtnlatry announce# a
program In harmony with th* aolamn
pledge.
Th* maating of politician* hahlnd
doora, rloaad anil locked, for tha nago
tlatlon of Iraatlaa that pledge th«
Itvaa of boy a on tiattlatlalda ta an In
tolar*hla esarclse of power that ought
not to aslat Thaa# aacrat under
atnnrtlnga, without th# knowledge of
tha paopl* who pay tha ptpar and fur
nlah tha flghtara, Imv# baen tha curae
of the centurlea.
They ware the outatamllng curna In
the peace congraaa whan Wtlaon waa
confront*# with Iraatlaa aeeretly n*‘
got late#.
The plan propoaa# by th* MacDon
ald ministry will strip the foreign of
fice of Its mystery. It will give the
people an opportunity to know the
nnture of the bargains Into which
they enter. An# It will make sinister,
wat provoking understandings Impos
sible or unprofitable.
The MacDonald ministry has one
outstanding virtue—It Is trying to
keep the promise made to the men
who died on Flanders fields. And
there ought to be nothing sensational
In that.
The Value of a Name.
From th* Cl«v#l»nd Plain Dwlir.
New York.—The sale of the Wool
worth building last week for $11,000,
000 revealed more than the actual
market value of the property. It
brought to light some sidelights on
the value of the name.
When the giant building was com
pleted in 1912 Its renting agents had
a very difficult time to find tenants
to fill its 59 floors. The name Wool
worth was associated only with S and
10-cent stores and big concerns did
not wish to have their names asso
ciated with it. Despite the fact that
the mew structure was the last word
in skyscrapers and located at Broad
way and Park place the renting
agents had to make unusual conces
sions to even partly fill the building.
Ah the president of one concern
which occupied a suite of offices on
one of the upper floors, told me: "We
didn’t want to have the name Wool
worth on our letterheads, for we
didn’t want to give that impression
to our business connections around
the country. But we were able to
get a long lease at such a low rental
that we waived our prejudices. Today
we are paying $21,000 a year for of
fices we were paying $7,000 only two
or three year# ago. Why? Be
cause after the building was made
famous throughout the world, Its
name liersme an asset Instead of a
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He (•in e' platin' heekar wRe*
Th hahtn' Rr«t •«*«*
an Holler* *n he Meted rM
All ‘rwiM Ih n#idhh«rh«i*d
Rui when I door Ilk* twd he M
H» ***t me ’**(>*1 hi* »*P
An' fanned my Irnueer* l'»«1 hard
With At el’ heltetetrep.
|rad can remember ml|Mt well
Hia data a’ youthful Joy.
ftut aomelo w he < an l realle*
'At new I am • b»y
When I nek him fr alm'tar fuk
He only ahakea hie heod.
An' If I doe t hu«h up rlfht then,
II* eenda me off t* lied
FOR RAMS fmint to the necee.lty of fnnvlnt from on*
loon lo another eald town* helnt widely *»l>*ra(ed and freltht
ralea pretty hlth. we .-ffer for »!• on* eway barked aanltary
couch, one r#frl*era!nr warrant*! to melt more Ice *h*n •
potter* oven, hoea. rakea and ahovela with broken handlee, a
couple of tona of old mat"rtnsa. a barrelful of old ehoee, hate,
etc., II palra of roller akate* mlnua moet of th# roller#, 71 r»et
of garden boa* warranted to leak three plarea to tha foot, one
porch ewlnt In which at least two engagement# were made and
another threatened, and other erllclea too ueelraa to mention.
For caeh or what have you?
Taw Another I .aw.
Too long the man by fear* oppressed ha* had hi* hand upon
the helm. 'TIs time that he should be suppressed by mean*
of clubvif sllpperyelm. He's always seeing fear*om* ghosts,
snd throwing fltsof gloom and fright. There's naught he aeea
but evil hosta that flit about him day and night.
shuddering with fear. His ‘'"bits , w u our defense
scatters woe along hi. trail. o h" » IAW
that will commit the cuss to Jail.
he.d\V* ST ,
telephone Transmitter? There Is on. In nearly .very office.
Now If alt the defeated are through extending thanks and
pledging the victors enthuatastlo support, perhaps w . can g
down to real business.
Nebraska IJmerlcW.
There was a young man in Waho©
Who felt most emphatically bloo.
Ill* girl quit him cold
For a auitor more bold.
And he blubbered and bellered. boo hoo.
Famous Saying* of Noted Men.
James C. Dahlman—Com* six!
Adam McMullen—If at first you don't—etc., etc.
Thomas Dennison—Don't glvs up the chip*
Carl Gray (the dairy promoter, not the railroad man)—me
udder way round Is the best way home.
v Daniel Butler—Gang way!
Frank A. Harrison—HI, low, and no use counting for game.
"The average American home." mourns Charley Botkin of
Gothenburg, “know* more about departed spirits than A. Conan
Doyl. win ever know, " TOI< M MALPIN.
liability. The Woolworth building b
known everywhere not o®ly *• the
tallest but the moet beautiful building
In the world, and eo Its owners are
able to get the rentale that will bring
them a profitable percentage on their
Investmen. A name that 10 yeare
ago was a great handicap la now a
tremendoua aaaet."
When in Omaha
Hotel Conant
ISO Room*—250 lUth»—Hues >2 to >3
Women Attendants Who
Know Funeral Ettiquette
—Photo by H»yi>.
Mr*. Er*lr* J- H»IU»d
in chart* of women
and children.
CiMEN attendant*, skilled not only In the peculiar
duties of their profession, but highly trained as well
in all the little niceties of funeral conduct, are one
big feature of Hoffmann Sendee.
Funeral etiquette is not a subject of pleasant consideration.
Yet there are many little niceties which must be observed,
particularly bv the family; and it is comforting, when grim
necessity demands, to know to whom to turn for sympa
thetic advice and suggestions.
Hoffmann's women attendant* may be freely consulted,
without hesitation or embarrassment, on any point involving
these questions. •
They are glad to be of service in this way. They will advise
on clothes—indeed, they will willingly go to the store and
help to select suitable garments if desired.
They will visit the home If requested, and confer with the
family on matters where a woman’s understanding and sym
pathy may help to comfort in hours of profoundest grief.
This is but one more feature of the complete Hoffmann
Service. It is included in every funeral sendee directed by
this institution, no matter whether the cost be but $100 for
an adult, $20 for an infant, or many times these amounts.
Consult us freely on any point in funeral etiquette, irrespec
tive of whether we are to conduct the sendee or not. \N e
shall consider it a privilege to serve you in either case.
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FUNERAL HOME
14 - and Dodd*
Ambulant* Wtk* Phcn* 3901
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