The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927, April 10, 1924, CITY EDITION, Page 6, Image 6
The Omaha B£e M O * NING—E YEW IN G—SU N D A Y THE BEE PUBLISHING CO . Publisher N. R. UPDIKE, President BALLARD DUNN. JOT M. HACKLER. Editor In Chief Business Manager MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of which The Bee is a member eaclusi' e!y entitled to the use for '•Publication of el news dispatches credited to It or not •therwiee credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All ri*bt® of r©publie»tl?a ©f our *p«clil di«p©tche» mrt "'"■Th” Omaha Bee la a member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the recognised authority on audits, and The Omaha Lee's circulation is regularly audited by their organisations. Entered as second-class matter May 2«. 1»0*. at Omaha postoffice under act of March a, lam. BEE TELEPHONES Private Branch Exchange. Ask for lantjC 1000 the Depsrtment or Person Wanted. OFFICES Main Office—17th and Karnam Co. Bluff*—16 Scott St. New York—World Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. St. Louis—Syn. Trust Bldg. San Fran.—Hollrook Bldg. V_ - So. Side.N. W. Cor. Zita «. Detroit—Ford Bldg. Kanea* City—Bryant Bldg. I,oa Angelo*—Higgin* Bldg. Atlanta—AtUnta Tru»t Bldg. ___J THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE. The people of Nebraska have spoken. Not with so loud a voice as might have been wished, but with sufficient of emphasis and determination to indicate their choice of candidates. Selection was made for the principal offices to be filled by such margin as leaves not a chance for questioning the intent of the voters. Several days will pass before the total vote cast at the primary will be known. The result is, however, settled beyond doubt. On the republican side the autstanding features arc the splendid endorsement given to Calvin Cool idge, and the renomination of George W. Norris to succeed himself as United States senator. Returns from all parts of the state show- that these were favored by city as well as country voters, so there is no division of opinion marked by urban and rural lines. • • • Popular endorsement in Nebraska, Michigan and Illinois makes the nomination of Calvin Coolidge on the first ballot at Cleveland a certainty, as nearly as anything in this life can be certain. Hiram Johnson has been completely eliminated. If he was ever a factor in the race. Coolidge is the popular choice of the party. Aside from the formality of the convention! his managers may now devote them selves to organizing for the main campaign. The issues, too, are clearly enough drawn. It is the Coolidge constructive policy. A sound financial system, and the avoidance of foreign entanglements. Conservation of our natural resources. The en couragement of enterprise without undue interfer ence of government. These arc the policies that have won the support of the people for the man in the White House. • • • Senator Norris may congratulate himself on the fact that his hold on the confidence of Nebraska voters is not shaken. He will have to face a far more aevere test at the general election, however. His greatest hurdle will be to get over the unwritten law that denies a third term to a senator. Precedents are made to be broken or set aside, however, and Senator Norris may be the one who will succeed where men like Manderson, Van Wyck, Thayer, the two Hitchcocks, and others have failed. • • • Adam McMullen, republican candidate for gov ernor, is a clean, upstanding man, whose record com mends him to the vqters. His victory over Albert N. Mathers is probably due to his wider acquaintance in the state, resulting from his former campaigns. No choice between the two rests on character, for •ach is a man of such qualifications as fit him for the office of governor. The democrats gave Charles W. Bryan the expected and customary compliment of a renomination. His work is ahead of him, for he will be considerably occupied in explaining his fail ure to redeem certain definite pledges he made two years ago. This may interfere with his making other promises equally impossible of being carried out. • • • In Omaha the impressive totals rolled up by the litting city commissioners, all of whom sought re nomination, Indicate the probability of no change being made at the city hall next month. This, of course, is not final. The mutations of local politics are beyond understanding. Defeat of Wead by Tukey and Wear by Coad for places on the Water Board means that the era of change has set in there. Certain questions of policy entered largely into the campaign, and un doubtedly swayed the judgment of the voters. We do not see in the fact any prospect of letting up in the efficiency with which the utilities have been man-' sged. We look rather for the forwarding of needed •mprovements, to the end that the sen-ices will be :ome more’and more valuable to the people, who are the owners of the plants. • • • Most important, Nebraska has not held an elec tion in years in which less of scrimony was noted. The utter absence of bitterness is the one thing on which all ths people are to be congratulated. Tlan didates strovs earnestly for the prizes they sought, but did it in such a spirit of good sportsmanship as must leave the best of good feeling. Some were cer tain to be disappointed, but that is softened by the knowledge that little or no rancor was exhibited. The pangs of defeat are not made the keener by regrets for hasty words or ill-founded charges. A few more such primary elections will elevate politics in Nebraska to a proper plane. Ws earnestly hope that between now and November nothing will be per mitted to mar this splendid start. * RELIEF FOR THE RANCHES. Passage of the Phipps bill by the house moves *na step nearer consummation the plan for the relief ef water users who are in arrears to the govern ment. It is tal.en for granted the president will sign the bill. Through no fault of their own, many farmera occupying land under the government con structed ditches have fallen behind in their pay ments on water rent and purchase price. Repre sentative Simmons of Nebraska says !)00 out of 1,000 farmers in his district would be prevented from us ing their land this yeaj, were the terms of the ir rigation law atrietly applied. The Phipps bill brings relief to these by extending the time for payments. When the preconvention investigations sre sll finished, and every possible drop of political suste nance has been squeezed out of the bag that is now being pressed, the Irrigation service might stand a little overhauling without doing harm to anybody. Water users complain, nnd with seeming justice, that they have not been fairly treated. Estimates ef construction costs and other factors in the general problem have been found too low, ami prices have been correspondingly raized. This has at length reached a point that, according to the rancher*, ha* become unreasonably oppressive. For the irrigation service it is argued that con struction and operating costs have increased ma terially since many of the projects were undertaken. The government is not to blame if estimates made some years ago are inadequate now’. What is needed is an examination that will permit a readjustment of the situation. The federal government may not reasonably be expected to assume the entire addi tional tost. It should not, however, expect to shunt the entire burden onto the settler. Our irrigation laws were made not to provide the government with a source of profit, but to open unused lands to set tlement. Through the homes thus made possible the returns will come to the nation. MILLS OF GOD ARE GRINDING. Justice, it is said, travels with a leaden heel, but strikes with an iron hand. Events are showing that courts do not move with the same swift action of a senatorial inquisition, but in time they get there, just the same. Burton K. Wheeler, United States senator from Montana by virtue of the favor of Thomas J. Walsh, also United States senator from Montana, and the I. W. W. vote of the state, has been indicted by a federal grand jury He is accused of unlawfully accepting money in connection with the securing of permits to prospect for oil and natural gas in the Montana fields. Senator Wheeler asserts that the proceedings are the result of a "frameup.” He will have his chance to prove this in court. Federal grand juries are not so easily manipulated or so readily compliant to political manipulations as the senator would like to have the world believe. At nny rate, his case has been taken to a place where no taint of politics will attach to the ultimate report. The senator from Montana will be sure of one thing, his trial will be conducted according to the rules of the courts which exclude hearsay evidence. If cx-train robbers, ex German spies, discharged federal employes, men and women with a “past,” are called as witnesses they will be confined to statements of fact within their own knowledge and not permitted to tell extrava gant hearsay tales of conversations with dead men. He will have and will be entitled to have protection against rumor and gossip, a protection the senator refused to give to those whom he has “prosecuted” in Washington. A federal grand jury at Covington, Ky., also has indicted John W. Langley, republican representa tive, for frauds in connection with the withdrawal and sale of whisky. He, too, says it is a put up job, and he also will have his chance in court. ‘ The mill* of God grind slowly, jet they grind ex ceeding small; Though with patience stands He waiting, with ex actness grinds He all.” CHILDREN AND THE TENEMENT A young mechanic in Chicago trudged the street all day, looking for a place to rent. He wanted to put a roof over the head of his wife and his 2-year old son. “No children!” met him wherever he ap plied. Weary and discouraged, he went home to his wife, and she took up the search. She, too, re turned home baffled, to find that her husband had turned on the gas, and, taking his child in his arms, had gone to the eternal place where children are welcome. Here is one of the bitterest of commentaries on our civilization. Children are troublesome, even to their parent* at times. Those who have none are frequently selfish enough to complain. They do not like the noise of children’s play, they do not like a lot of things that children do, and object on gen eral principles to all children. Fifty years without children and there would be the end of the world. Yet landlords join in the proscription against the little ones. Children mar houses, deface walls, make a lot of trouble, and the easy answer is to exclude them. Yet the child must be raised somewhere. We read a lot about the de creasing birth rate. What are we to expect, when so many by their conduct make it very plain that children are unwelcome? W’e do not approve the solution of the problem accepted by the man In Chicago. A little more cour age on his part might have seen him over his troubles. The world does love babies, does rejoice in children, and has places where they can thrive. Even Chi cago has them, if they only are hunted out. To pick a group of probable winners, and then recommend them for support is an old and easy way of establishing a reputation for being influential. A federal judge, sitting at Kansas City, has "busted” another cement combine, hut the price will not know it for some time. • Delegates may go to New York In full trust they will get to see the shows. Equity and the Managers’ Association have compromised again. The humble string bean make* a bid for attention by figuring in a big damage suit. It doesn't take much to start trouble. Those new traffic *jgn» are all right for looks, but a lot of our drivers do not know what they mean. Mussolini swept elections in Italy. Anybody could win, who used his system. One day ought to be the limit for alibis and post-mortems on the primary. A lot of folks now know how good they are at guessing. t ’" --- Homespun Verse —By Omaha's Own Poet— Robert Worthington Davie ___y ADAIR FOR MINE. Tou may choose a etately mansion and amploy an army email. And al.Me hy frills of fashion and aequlr* Ufa's aplen dor all; I'll not envy your enjoyment—your posassslons 4*b onatr— I'll reald* amid eontsnUnsnt In my cotta** nsar Adair. Ther# I'll reat while night I* fleeting, there I'll soar In dreams hy day. There I'll m*et a world worth meeting, and h* happy when I play; I'll b* free, and not moleated by th* turbulence of town— All alone, hut never lonesome when the shade* of night come down There's a little grove of maple* Just a step arroas th* way Where I want to dienni and slumber when I reach the end of dav; I.et there lie no tomb mnjcatlo to advise from whence I came. Nor a shining slab of granite to familiarise my ram*. Pinril soma flowers o'er my haven — goldenrod end daffodil); I.et gn Ivy vine go wending up the Incline toward th* hill— I.»t my cottage shield anothqr from the shadow« of despair, And decay Ua way tu ruin In th* vallty of Adair r-- i Letters From Our Readers All latlara muat Ha alfaad. Hal »*»* »'H H» wllhhrld mraa rruural. (ammual raflaaa af »«• ward# and Iraa will l*a «ti»« i»rwfrrwa«-a._^ Ilivuttn Passenger Station. t Omaha. Neb.—To tha Editor of The Omaha Boa: Tha question of building a union atatlon Is up again, and as tha promoters seem to have the wrong idea of what a modern city requires, and ere copying after the "chic cen ter” stations, most of them designed long before the autos became a men ace to life. It is worth while to con sider the station problem apart alto gether from the tiresome "boosting.” i studied this development something like a dozen years ago, and now pre sent the other side of the medal. What was true then ia not less so now when the joy riders are held in mind. An Interesting article appeared In a magazine some yearn ago, and I shall take some figures from that. A leading architect of New York wrote, and also Mr. Dunn of The Railway Age Gazette. Any number of Illustra tions and general data were given from Europe ami this country. The terminals of all large cities were ex amined. especially by the architect from McKim. Mead & White. Fact No. 1.—"It seems as though the union station would, In a cer tain sense, before long cease to ex ist." In other words, the Omaha booster* have their eyes in the backs of their heads, where; alas, they too often are. But both In Europe and here an endeavor is being made to connect the various stations by tun nels and otherwise, and make one system of small stations, rather than a marathon race track, small units rather than a Grand Central, the modern system, as with sectional bookcases anil cottage schools, with new units added when required. The London system with 20 stations to suit as many districts, and not the monster in a "physic" center. It Is salil that the operating expense ts greater than for a single station, but the people are not crowded.like hogs In a freight car. According to the architect, a passenger can reach Char ing Cross. London, even on a crowded day. and get his ticket and baggage attended to in 10 minutes. The Grand Central, New York, Is con traster with this quick work. Fact No. 2.—Omaha ia smaller than some eastern cities, but will perhaps grow large—heap much big. The dis tances in our grand central would not he as long as some that follow, but quite entough for those with heavy suitcases, or heavier children. From the main entrance of the Boston South and the New York Grand Cen tral the distance Is about 1,100 feet to an express train; Northwestern. Chicago. 940: t’nlon. Washington. 1,200; Pennsylvania, New York, 4S0 or 950. depending upon entrance used. Walking is good for the health, wa ape told Distance is one reason why the modern city should stand for the unit system. Ticket, express and bag gage offices for the "monsters," need room, and lots of It. Fact No. 3.— Flivver*, limousine*, and truck* are killing and wounding people In auch number* that In addi tion to a pair of eye* In front we nil need one on each aid* and gnother pair where the booster* often carry their*. The atreeta of Omaha ate fortunately wider than In eastern cit ies, hut with even present condition* to contend with, is It possible that anyone would like to »ee them made worse with a single station for 500, <100 people? This number I* set by those who do not yet know that a city of that population is a failure, under present condition*. "I boost, thou hoostest, she boost*’ we boost, you boost, they boost”—and quite fre quently weary us. J. Sterling Morton one* wrote an article entitled. "Retrenchment or Ruin.” protesting .against extrava gsnt postoffice buildings, but where as his trouble* were only of bulldog size, ours bulk like the elephant, and threaten to reach th* maatadon. Mr. Dunn wrote that there are two ques tions with respect to terminal* that need to be discussed. On* Is whether so much tnonev should he spent on them, and the other I* whether they should be built at all. The latter is sure to stagger th* average booster. "Th# needs of passengers, merely as passengers, can be met with much less expenditure.” There are 35 cities larger than Omaha. and quite a num ber of smaller ones that stilt require stations to match New York, or at least Chicago. The cost of only five terminal* Is given. Including trackage as well as buildings: Kansas City, about $40,000,000; Northwestern. $24. 000,000; Washington. $20,000,000; Pennsylvania. $115,000,000; Orand Central, $150 000.000. A grand total of $349,000,000. and this when wages and materlnl* were only half of what they are now. This Is about the a# sessed valuation of all the land and buildings In Omaha, W4ld work At the time th* artlcl* was writ ten th* rosds wer* capitalized per mil* at an average of $62,657. The five terminal* thus equalled about 5.500 mile* of track, or from New York to San Francisco and hack to Ohio. When the terminal* for Ros ton, Philadelphia and numerous other rltlea nr* added, the total Is "beyond th* dream* of *varlre." 1 Ilk# to read about th# wild extravagance, for I hav# alwav# h#lleved that the only poasible outcom# la government ownership. Th# weeping and walling 1* for lower rate* coupled with * lux ury thsf would hav# made pngan Rom# howl. Rivers, said the English englnesr contemptuously, are only triad# to feed canal*—and tracka are mad# to feed termlnala A train has to run from 7 to 14 miles to pay ter minal expense* only. Most suburban train* do not run *nv more Tt Is useless to compar* Kansas City and Omaha. Oklahoma and the southwest mad* that city. With only two fifth* of the passenger* of the Boston South or Pennsylvania In New York, Kansu* City handles more bag gage than ellher. What, then, is the *olullon for Omaha? Let the present station* alone and use them until we get pas senger flying ship*. Let the Burling ton go ahead with the Improvement*. Then follow the unit system with a reasonable central station about Six teenth and Leavenworth, the ones perhaps to bundle east-bound and the other west bound passengers and ex press business, and the hammering of interminable freight (rains will never get near the principal station. Then, If a reallji modern city Is wanted, to suit 500,000 to 1.000,000 people, get trackage rights north of Leavenworth clear to the belt line by which a return may be bad to the main lines. The west station would suit those of us .who live west of Fortieth, and don't want the common people to come between the wind and our nobility. The central would be of the unsatisfactory stub kind of station, unless the Great Western tracks could lie used to go to the south, but with the western develop ment a splendid unit through line would give Omaha a three-station sys tem that would never need to lie changed. The Illinois Central has three stations for its suburban traf fic. The advantage of the unit system is that the present stations are not hand ed over to the wreeker. hut continu ously- used, preferably with the Yeiser tunnel between the two, if the man igement have a little sense of what the public require. Then the Central of a reasonable size can be built with out extravagant foolishness. When lhat becomes too small, as the union it St. lujuis dld.^ven when Jay Gould charged the engineers with building too large, the one that our popular radio announcer of WOAW would call the "de looks'* can be attended to, Wld Omaha will be equipped for the million people the boosters want. The "de looks” station will tie close to the county hospital where a good many will have to go if the high taxes and other trouble* keep on. The business district of Omaha will remain where It is now, and Six teenth street car lines clear to South Omaha will suit a station at Leaven worth. Several blocks further west would be Vie!ter if the street car lines suited without a transfer. South of the library would lie better still, but for the same reason, and for the “de looks” of the future. Among the pictures of all the fa mous stations here and In Europe. In the magazine article, Is the Bur llngton of Omaha, Nebraska. Ypt the wrecking boosters are not satis fied with ft. T valued it brick by brick for the State Railway commis sion in 1910. and Sir. Kimball the architect and I agreed that it was a century plant, so far as structural considerations were concerned. I again put a figure on it in 1922 for assessor, along with $45,000,900 of other Omaha buildings. The Bur lington and the union might be ret now at about $700,000. I do not know what the loss connected with the trackage would be if the wreckers made a clean sweep of the two fine buildings. Shall we guess $300,000. or $1,000,000 In all? la it the Inten tion of the promoters to waste all this good capital? And to build a central station on the obsolescent plan in stead of the unit system? WILLIAM ARTHUR Ha* Faith in Whisky. Omaha—To the Editor of The Omaha Bee. As a reader of your paper I enjoy reading It very tnueh. I would like to make a reply to a let ter from Mr. Moore on liquor. Now I am not a drinking man, nor am I a temperance man. I want to state thnt real whisky government bonded liquor ha* done more to sa\e the lives of people than any patent medicine ever did. 1 know that It saved the Ilf* of my youngest son when all other medical treatment failed, and I believe that If there had been more liquor used during the flu epidemic here In this country there would have been less deaths. I am not saying that It 1* all right for a man to make a hog of himself. I do not believe In that, but l do believe that If more good whlsy was used for medical pur poses the death rate In this country would be less. A CONSTANT READER. I Abe Martin \/ We can't be a gentleman these times without people wonderin' what we're up to. Tb' trouble with giltin’ in th’ limelight is atiekin' after we git there. tCaerriiht. llit.) ADVERTISEMENT. WOMEN NEEDSWAMP-ROOT Thousand* of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never sus pect It. 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Thla U moat effectively acromplt'hed by the free use of Nutated Iron Thla valuable product contain* th* principal chemical constituent of active living n«>n# force in a form which most reagmhlet thet in the brain and net \ e cflla of man. !» also contain* • trength-giving organic iron for the bleed ■ nd niav therefore he »aid to hr both a blood and a nerve food Over 4,000,00*1 people ere u»ing It annually. Satisfactory resulte ere guaranteed to e . evy purchaser or tha maimfact urere will isfund your money. Iteware of «uh»tltute». l«ook for the word "Nutated* on every package sold by all druggists. I “From State and Nation” -— \ Test for Thoms* • From the Nrlirsska .Isurnsl. Rimer Thomas was fighting the lli|tioe business In Omaha when fight ing liquor In Omaha was about as popular as fighting the tariff in Pitts burgh. He was attorney for the Anti-Saloon league there when such a client was more fatal to social stand ing than an oil mtttionaire client. Is now to political standing. It is as appropriate a thing as could have happened that Mr. Thomas Is now responsible for the enforcement of prohibition in Nebraska. The ap pointment promises to be a* effective as it is appropriate. Surely, the man who fought liquor when that waa a lonely, uphill job. should know how to fight It, now the government is on his side. At any rate, he Is to have the chance, and the state as a whole will ap prove his having It. A commendable feature of his appointment is its non partisanship. It comes from a repub lican president, urged by both Sena tors Norris and Howell, albeit Thom as is a democrat. The experience of the country with politics in prohibi tion enforcement has been convincing. The politics must go. The appoint ment of Rimer Thomas In contraven tion of politics sets a good example. Republican Dans. From the New York Times. To Hiram Johnson, pursuing his lonely way in Nebraska and other outlying parts. It must be exasperat ing to read the political news from Washington. The republican leaders thereTake the main result of the Cleveland convention for granted and are now busy conferring about minor details. The nomination of Mr. Cool idee being regarded as already set tied, the only questions remaining are. Who shall be temporary chair man. who shall make the keynote speech, who shall manage the cam paign? As if further to infuriate Sen ator Johnson, the report is given out that Senator Borah Is to be pitched upon to preside over the convention and to make the address lauding the republican party and pointing to President Coolidge as the predestined leader. All these reports and rumors will confirm Hiram Johnson in the opinion which he bitterly expressed last autumn that Calvin Coolidge Is the luckiest public man on earth, and that he also knows how to play poll tics most skillfully. He will need all his skill this year The republicans hate many things to worry them besides making it pleas ant for everybody at the Cleveland convention. Their party prestige has suffered a heavy blow. Their disci pline as an organization has been se riously Impaired. Their lines are broken even before the battle begins. It is obvious that a great deal has got to lie done to restore morale and to revive hope. This work Is already under way. There are many signs that the republicans are beginning to pluck up spirit. They are well aware that they cannot go Into the presiden tial canvass taking everything lying down, as they have been doing for tlie past two months in congress. But their attempts thus far to assume the offensive have not been well co-ordi nated or very effective. Their real task is to win back the confidence of the country which they have so large ly forfeited. That cannot be done by stump speeches. What the nation wants is not a lot of talk and prom ises, but a relentless clearing out of corruption wherever it Is found, and a buckling down to the legislation which is needed and the administrative en ergy which is still more needed. All the campaign plans which the repub lican managers are now busy making will go entirely wrong unless the party shows that it has taken to heart the lesson* of the past few months and is ready to follow new leaders in a new spirit. NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION for March, 1924, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily .74.860 Sunday .79,350 Deei net include return*, left evert, sample* er papers spelled re printing and include* no special salts er free circulstiee ef any kind. V. A. BRIDGE, Cir. Mgr. Subscribed sad swore ts bsfsrp gw this 4th day ef Bank Statement Mar. 31, 1924 F* t National iBank of Omaha Assets Loans and Discounts.$12,033,127.43 United States Bonds and Securities ..3,738,022.19 Bank Building.. • • 1,152,184.49 Other Real Estate. 208,953.07 Cash and Due from Federal Reserve and Other Banks. 7,866,615.44 $24,998,902.62 Liabilities Capital Stock.$ 1,250,000.00 Surplus and Undivided Profits. 871,420.14 Due Federal Reserve Bank... None Deposits - 22,877,482.48 $24,998,902.62 OFFICERS Kred’k H. Da\ is, Pres. O. T. Kountze, V. Pres.. Chr. T. I,. Davis. V. Pres. F. W. Thomas. V Pres. K. L. Droste, V. Pros. J. H. Bexten. Cashier G. T. Zimmerman. A sat. Cashier A. H. Chisholm. Asst. Cashier K. F. Jepst'ii. Asst. Cashier .!. F. McDermott. Asst. Cashier sunnyside up 7akt Om/prt, nor forget OfiatSunrtK nakrfofodus yet - KLEIJMi REUSED. I'm glad the blooming thing >■ <1°n* »nd over. I wearied of the clatter and the guff. I felt Ilk# taking to aome diamnl cover. Of candidate* we aurely had enough— They atood upon all corner* smiling gaily. Their picture* plastered o'er the blooming tow n. We read the placard* posted ’round us dailj, "Cast your vote" for Doe, or Roe. or Jones, or Brow n. I am sorry for the men eliminated. Congratulate the men who won the fray. With candidate* my soul was satiated: Thank goodness we have passed primary da.' Now let us rest a bit and get our bearing Before we start the campaign with a yell. It takes time to print the placards big declaring "Vote for" Doe, or Roe, or Brown—O, go to thunder. Last Tuesday we notified a waiting world that we were about to qualify as an expert on the proper kind of bait to use for western Nebraska trout and eastern Wyoming bullheads Admitting that we went fishing on the aforesaid da>, we air frank to confess that owing to circumstances over which we had no control we are unable to render decision. The blamed fish wouldn't bite. Pass Another Law. The pessimist gives me a pain with all his gobs of grief and gloom. He thinks the sun won't shine again, and thinks In terms of death and doom. About the time I'm feeling right and ready for a day of toil, a pessimist will heave in sight and my good disposition spoil. He fills the air with plaintive moan*, snd paints the fut • dark and drear. He leaves me shedding tears and groan.' and plumb full up with doubt and fear. The pessimist dod-gast his phiz, I’d like to soak him on the jaw. The onl. way to curb him is to hustle but and Pass a Law. _ In addition to attending to his manifold duties in the leg.tl department of the Union Pacific, Kdson Rich finds time to carefully study the Book of Books. Recently Mr. Rich and a friend were discussing the merit* of a lawyer of their mutu. acquaintance whose habitat is an eastern city. , "What kind of a lawyer is Blank, anyhow?" inquired the friend. “See Jeremiah 46:17," replied Mr. Rich. We know what he meant, but you'll have to look it up for yourself. "What ia Modernism?" i» the title of a book just handed us for review. The review will appear later, but we hasten to offer our answer to the query. Modernism is the excuse some ministers of the offer for their mental inability to grasp the sublime truths of the Good Book in all their grandeur. In other words. It is a good alibi for mental laziness. We may be wrong, as we often are but our opinion is not subject to amendment or revision, no matter how specious the argument presented. WILL M. MAUPIN. . ‘_Ji When in Omaha Hotel Conant Built Larger Better Circulation STANDARD ■ ERICS RNACE