Today John D. Sinks One. "Cal" and "Mac," Per haps. Innocent Mr. "Tex." Spring Is Here. ^By ARTHUR BRISBANE^ John D. Rockefeller “sank a 21 foot putt” hole on the Ormond Beach golf links and made the hole in 3 par. If that energptic and prosperous person would sink another hole, about five miles deep and experi ment with the possibility of utilizing the heat at the earth’s center, which might easily replace all other power, he would interest the whole world. Production of heat and power at low cost might interfere with the value of oil and gas, and with Rockefeller profits. But that wouldn’t make much difference to the Rockefellers. When you live on the edge of Lake Superior you are not stingy about water. When you live on the edge of the Rocke feller fortune, money cejses to be very Important. President Coolidge won in North Dakota because La Follette and Hiram Johnson defeated each other. Between them they got a big ma jority of the votes. The stars seem to be working for Coolidge, with his two strongest opponents running against him, dividing the majority, giving him the state. McAdoo’s overwhelming victory in Georgia has stirred up the en thusiasm of his supporters. It would not be surprising next No vember to hear the orators shout ing for “Cal” and “Mac.” Mr. “Tex” Rickard, who manages the big prize fights, and does it ably, tells the Washington committee that he agreed to divide his winnings on the moving pictures with certain gentlemen, and they in turn were “to produce a law that would make it legal to show the films anywhere.” “They didn’t keep their word,” Mr. Rickard says, and he was “flirft flammed.” You can hardly blame Mr. Rickard for trying. He knows that big corporations are able to get spe cial laws. He has seen the railroads that needed more millions, getting them simply by taxing the people with official consent. He has seen public monopolies putting their private lawyers on the bench in every state in the Union, why shouldn’t he, innorent wild wester ner, believe the two men that told him they would give him a brand new law if he would go “fifty fifty?” _^ Ours is a big, variegated coun try. Spring has begun, you read of deep snow in Oklahoma and one little yellow crocus in Brooklyn, hot sun and millions <>f flowers in Cali fornia and Florida. You can find anything you want in this country; it's surely the best. Being the best, may it. have sense enough to keep out of foolish com j cations with other countries. Our soldiers are in Honduras, trying to straighten out a revolution and some of them are shot at by local soldiers. No great harm done, but such a thing might have been seri ous. We can’t help it on this conti nent that we share with others, but we can keep out of such things across the ocean. Mr. F. W. Ruckstull, “great authority,” decides that Velasquez was and is the greatest of painters. Velasquez was a pleasing painter, and had genius, but compared with Michelangelo, he was like a prairie dog village compared with the Alps. Michelangelo was the greatest painter that ever lived, and the greatest architect. He can rest on that. The republican party celebrated on Thursday the 70th anniversary of its birth. The party was born approximately, since it stood for human liberty, in a little public schoolhouse at Ripon, Wis. Fifty four men, a mixed crowd of whigs, tories, and free soldiers, formed the republican party. The party has changed considera bly since then, and has some things to worry about that the little group of the Ripon schooihouse never thought of. When will the new party como along to fight the extension of graft, corporation control and the new kind of taxation without rep resentation? There is a lot of money looking for investment. Stock exchange speculators could borrow yesterday at 2% per cent. Of course, if you wanted money for business, you had to nay a higher rate. But the "call” price of money* for gambling is the barometer, nnd it shows that there is plenty of loose cash. Liberty bonds were higher yes terday than ever this year, if you are an investor don't forget that those are the Hafe bonds. A mortgage oip everything in the Unit ed States, including Rockefeller, Morgan, Vanderbilt, every moving * picture star, the Rocky mountains, all the banks, factories, farms, mines und oil wells, is a mortgage worth having. In the regular news stands this heading, "Boys Are Rarred From High .Schools for Having Flasks on Their Hips.” Who would have dreamed of that, when we were told so earnestly that prohibition would put an end to drunkenness? Who would have imagined that a bottle of whisky, on the hip, would be transferred from the old, sea soned and miserable drunkafd to boys in their 'teens, or that drunk enness among very young peopls would exist under prohibition as it . . . , _ L./_*> Relief Sought bv Irrigation Farmers of State Units* Reclamation Service Expenses Are Cut, Many Farmers Will See Farms Confiscated. Scottsbluff. Nob., March 13—While the investigations now under way at Washington are of Interest to the people of irrigated Nebraska, there is another investigation that should be m*e, and which will arouse vastly more interest in these parts than all the others combined. That is the thorough Investigation of the reclamation service.. The fact finding commission appointed by Sec retary Work was sadly hampered in its work hy a lack of funds, but it might have accomplished much de spite that fact, had it not been ham pered by the activities ot underlings In the reclamation service. When the commission met at Salt Lake City there were more employes of the reclamation service present than there were representatives of the farmers under the irrigation proj ects. As one representative of the people put it: "Employes of the rec lamation service did everything hut blackjack the witnesses in an effort to prevent them from getting before the commission with their com plaints." Ask Square Deal. The North Platte valley of Ne braska will not have come into Its own until the farmers under the Irri gation projects secure the relief to which they are Justly entitled. They are not seeking to repudiate their ob ligations to the government. All they are asking is that the government keep faith with them, and not compel them to pay the enormous costs piled up by engineering experiments and mistakes. They are willing to pay for their own mistakes, but they contend that the government should pay for its mistakes and not charge them up to the men who own land under the Irrigation projects. These landowners further contend that they are not the only ones who profit by Irrigation. It means in creased markets for eastern manufac turers. It means control of flood wa ters, thus lessening the expense of taking cwre of flood waters in the Mis sissippi valley. It means an almost national benefit, therefore these Irri gation farmers feel that they should not be compelled to bear all of .the hurden. Confidence in Secretary. There Is a general feeling of confi dence In Secretary Work. Although he will not get all of the facts from his commission—nor even a small part of them—he will get enough to con vince him of the necessity of a thor ough investigation of the department and the doing of simple Justice to land owners who have l>een exploited and Jobbed past, endurance. These fanners are more than will ing to pay tbe first estimates of the engineers. They object, and with rea son, to being compelled to pay two and three times the original esti Ponce de Leon’s Kin Found in Florida HAEgy -R -PoyrCB | Mary Ramnndlne Ponce of St. Augustine, Fla., takes a leading part lir the annual Ponce de Leon cele bration Ihere. She Is believed to be the first actual descendant of Ponce dc Leon lo he found In this country. By tracing ancient records in Seville, Spain, and with the help of the His torical society of s£ Augustine, Miss Ponce's ancestors were found to have possessed lands ceded to thpin by the Spanish Crown.. In 1824 the fainfly disposed of these holdings. mates, together with maintenance charges two and three times higher than originally estimated. And the brutal truth is that unless the Irri gation farmers of Nebraska, and sev eral other states, get relief due them, thousands of them will see their lands confiscated and the work of years gone for naught. Borne of the best irrigated land In the \ alley will lie Idle this year because the owners can not meet their payments and pay for the water necessary to grow 1924 crops. Prehistoric Tooth Weighing Two Pounds Found on 1* arm West Toint, Neb.-. March 23.—A large petrified tooth of a prehistoric animal was found by Frit* Wleae In a small stream on his farm. This tooth, with a part of a corner miss ing. weighs more than two pounds. Mr. Wiese intends to send the tooth to Lincoln for further investigation. He believes that the creek contains more signs of prehistoric life. W ymore Couple Wedded 61 Year? Early Settler* of (rape County l Are Still Enjoying Good Health. Wymore, March 23— Sunday Mr. and Mr*. Jacob Feaae, early settlers of Wymore. celebrated their Slat wedding anniversary at their home here. They are among the eldest persons in southern tiage county, and they have lived together longer than any other couple in the county. Mr. Keese is past 82. having been born on a farm near Burlington, la., while .John Tyler was president of the United States and six years be fore the close of the Mexican war, and Mrs. Keese, who was Miss Ahbie Mains before her marriage, was lsirn 79 years ago In Clairmojit coun ty. O. The couple were married in eastern Iowa in 186*. and eight years later came to western Iowa, locating at Tabor. In 1883 they located on farm land near what is now Odell, this county, where they resided for nine yeags, coming from there to Wymore 10 years after this town was platted, and they have resided hero continually since that time. Mr. Keese became an employe of the Julius Neumann Mercantile com pany, the first and oldest in AA’y more, in 1893, and he remained in that service 27 years, retiring in 1920. He was superintendent of the Methodist Sunday school in Wymore, for 17 years, and Mrs. Feese was one of the first Sunday school teachers after the ehurch was erected in Wy more. There are four children, ail living, nine grandchildren, and 15 great-grandchildren. There has been but one death in the immediate fam ily, that of s baby greatgrandchild, four years ago. The children of the aged couple are; Cora, wife of Sim Hogrefe, farmer near Odell; Ida, wife of Jacob Young, farmer near Odell; J. p. Feese, physician at Franklin for 16 years, ex-president of the Or leans State bank, and now president of the Franklin State bank, at Franklin, Neb., and Dr. E. L. Feese, dentist at AVymore for the past 24 years. The- couple still *njoy fairly good health, being able to keep room ers and tend garden at their home here. Omaha Woman Heads State D. A. R. Order A committee headed by Mr*. J. B. Reynold* was appointed at the closing session of the D. A. R. state conven tion In the Blackstone hotel Satur day to communicate with the chil dren of the late Mrs. John M. Thurs ton regarding better care of her grave which Is reported In neglected condi tion. The following were elected officers: Mrs. B. M. Anderson, Omaha, corre sponding secretary: Mrs. York A. Hinman, North Platte, treasurer; Mrs. Dr. Potter, Falrbury, historian; Miss Harriett Ballard, Blair, chaplain; Mrs. Adam McMullen, Beatrice, librarian. The Sedan—$1595, at Flint Dort, with ten years* experience in automobile mami • facture, has built both fours and sixes. Today all the energies of this institution are devoted solely to the building of six-cylinder cars, because only in a six is it possible to get that steady, smooth, vibrationless power flow so vitally important to motoring pleasure. The pronounced success and widespread popularity of the Dort Six “Bathed in Oil** engine, bears out this fact. Dort Sixes $1095 to $1595, at Flint RALPH W. JONES, Inc. DUtributor* for Nebraska and Wa.tarn Iowa 2421 Farnam Straat Omaha SOME DESIRABLE TERRITORY STILL OPEN NEBRASKA NEWS NUBBINS j Humboldt—The Home Construction i company of this city has been award cri the contract for all new bridges to be built In Richardson county thle yea r. t Humboldt—The American legion post of Humboldt ha* finished de thery of 60 American flags and staffs, which the merchants have agreed to use for uniform patriotic decorations Wymore—City Marshal Cs W. Lytle of Wymore arrested two strange men. taken from a Burlington train in the local yards Friday night, and lodged in the city Jail, charged with drunkenness and disturbing the peace. The men were so drunk that they could not tell their names and bottles found on each of them were labeled - Jamaica ginger, sold by an Omaha drdggist. Wymore—Grain and livestock ship ments along the Kansas line west of here have almost entirely ceased dur ing the present week, on account of the almost impassable condition of the highways. It is also noted that many more shipments of local freight, such as butter and eggs, are passing through here on merchandise trains since the bad roads set in. This commodity of freight has been mov ing mostly by auto truck for tlie last two or three years. Wymore—George Sprigel. Gage rounty Overland automobile salesman, of Beatrice, passed through here yes terday, en route back home from Kentucky, were he went, accompa nied by C. B. Mumford of Beatrice, to fulfill an order given him by John N'. Willy*, president of the AVillys Knlght Overland company, at Toledo, ADVERTISEMENT. Man Made “ Young At 84 Tells How He Regained Vigor Another remarkable report of being made ''young'’ without a gland oper ation cornea from J. Ij. Howell, $4, of Kaw City, Okla. "It ha* simply been wonderful!" say a Mr. Rowell. "My eyesight is elearer and my muscles feel supple. I walk with a firm, springy- step and now can do a man’s work. I am en joying a remarkable re-lnvigeratlon and restoration of gland and nerve activity, and I feel as young and vig orous as I did at 30. I have found a real 'fountain of youth.’ " Mr. Rowell says he r”ejuvenated" himself in only ten days by- taking the recently discovered korek com pound in tablet form. Many others— young and old—make similar reports of their experience with this com pound in cas# of nerve weakness, lost vigor and premature age. In fact, letters praising korek are being re ceived in such volume that full strength f2 treatments are being of fered on trial, under a money-back guarantee, by the Korex Company, 1477 Melton Bldg., Kansas City, Mo., American distributors of the com pound. Any reader accepting this offer should enclose f2 or agree to pay f2 and postage on delivery. How ever, the purchase price will be re funded, upon request, to any user who report* within ten day* that he Is not satisfied. C$€cU NEBRIN Unless you take Nebrin you are not using the safest and most effec tive remedy that science has given you for the relief of colds, grippe, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism and pains in general. Nebrin tablets are positively safer ind more effective than Aspirin tab lets and are superior in every way to cold and headache remedies con taining the heart depressing, habit forming drug Acetanilide. ADVERTISEMENT. Here’s Relief | for Neuritis Never mind where, when or how thou# awful, 0 •Nffiblng patna of neurilia got their atart—you want relief from the tor ture right now! Atop at any flrat-claaa drug atore and gat a aupply of Tyamol. Apply a email quantity of thla toothing preparation over tne epot that htirte, and in a abort time >ou ebould be free from pain. Tyamol ia taken up through the porea of the akin, going direct to (be throb* i ng. aching peripheral nervee. which quickly reapnnd to 1te healing Influence. There la no ‘ dope" in Tyaiuol no dan-' teroua druga of any kind Guaranteed to he ahaolutelv harmfeee. People every where aay »hat nothing ever gave them au<-h wonderful relief Price $1 at all leading drugglata. Tyamol t'ompnny, Mfg. Chemlalg, 400 flutter flt . flan Kranclaco. .and let the world laf with you Don’t keep that, funny atory to yourself. If it makes you Inf, it will tickle others and may win for you one of the » Cash Prises for “Local Lafs” \vhleh will he awarded hy The Omaha Bee. Think up a fun ny atory, nnd see how you jnay not only win a prite, hut *ct your name in the movies.— Send you/ laf to the Local Lnf l'dltor, The Omaha Bee. | Ilia. \> \N I AI»S lllllMi ItfcSI I rs O., to purchase some good horae*. They bought three fine saddle horses at a slock sale and had them shipped to Toledo. West Point—Mrs. Bloedorn was de elated by the board of insanity a At subject for the asylum In Norfolk and was taken to that place by Sher iff Sexton. For some time Mrs. Bloedorn made her home here In the home for the aged, but in spite of the closest wat< hing by the attend* ants, She had a method of slipping away from them. Columbus—The high school gradu ating class this year will number about 60 young people, according to li. B. Mathews, high school principal. Central City—The negative debating team of Nebraska Central college came off victorious over Hastings col lege here Friday. At Hastings, where the college s affirmative team ap peared, the decision was reversed, Hastings being declared winner. In both instances the decision was unan imous. Ilesliler—The following officials were elected at the annual meeting of the Fleshier Woman's club Friday: Presi dent, Mrs. E. J. Mitchell; vice presi dent, Mrs. Jl. F. Wolf; secretary, Mrs. Henry Wittier; assistant secre tary, Mrs. I,. C. Lentz; treasurer, Mrs. W. G. Hopfer; assistant treasurer, Mrs. Henry Albrecht; library trustees, Mrs. L. C. Lentz and Mrs. Wilfred Caugh'ey: delegates to district meeting to be held in Aurora in April, Mrs. E. J. Mitchell, Mrs. William Cun ningham and Mrs. S. F. Rinkler. Columbus—Columbus will have a spring style show, to be conducted under 1he «uj>ervi*ion of the board of director* of the chamber of com merce. The board ha* detailed Ho ratio H. Adam*, Toggery manager, to take over the active promotion of a style show. Columbus C. of C. to Probe City Planning Systems Columbus’ Neb., March 23— Inves tigation into the methods of city plan ning commission* for cities of thl» size will be the subject of Investiga tion by Herbert Hahn, secretary of the Chamber of Commerce. A num ber of Illintds and Iowa cities the size of Columbus have followed, on pro portionate scales, many of the Ideas employed by the Chicago planning commission to create a city beautiful. Special Prices to Reduce Our Stock Concord Grapti, ptr 100. 15 00 Apple Tree*, enc h. 50 Cherry Trees, osch ..50 Spires Shrubs, each . **0 Hedge Plants, each.. .02 Rose*. Hardy, eoch . 30 F lowering Perennials, esch.15 Peony Plants, oach...50 Phone us your order or drive out to th* Byrd Nurperiet. We fuaranto# to savo you money Our trees and shrubs freshly dug and planted nr# most sure to grow and produce. Mail Orders Promptly Fillsd BYRD NURSERIES 6801 Dodf# St. WA 3876 Omaha, Neb. I —--' “Star Brand” CONCRETE BLOCKS Two-Hole Type Blocks Build Perfect Masonry The "Star” Trademark ia at (hallow inconspicuous 1 impression which identi fies this Concrete Block of tested Quality. THEY COST NO MORE flflUL CEMENT ETON! St si a and Spaulding St. Phone KEnwooo D45B k * —^ Made in Omaha The Famoui Overdraft Furnace Every part made in our big factory. We tell and install our Furnacea In Greater Omaha direct from factory—elsewhere through dealers. The Overdraft saves fuel. Phone Ralston 52 for representative. Howard Stove and Furnace Co. Ralston (Omaha), Nebraska Generator and Starter Repairs Our shop is completely equipped to re pair any auto electric system. Drive in. OMAHA BATTERY COMPANY 2212 Harney Atlantic 3394 COSTS LESS PER MONTH OP SERVICE /■ ? AVOID ACCIDENTS with RAYBESTOS BRAKE LINING Drive into our .ervica .tatlon and I at u. relina your faulty brake*. RIVETS .COUNTERSUNK Auto Electric & Radio Corporation 2813 Harney. Ha. 0822. > * s 111 "'"V HI a ■ Houtehnld Good, in WB ITIUvB rity or Country at the Lowest Rates Why Pay More? Phone AT 1866 “B” Line Transfer Co. 1813 St. Mary. Are. After 6 P. M. Call WA 2874 _ r Wall Paper BUY IT-HANG IT EARLY We show the samples at home and Rive estimates. PAINTS VARNISH ENAMEL Fred Parks Paint Store 4708 S. 24th St. MA 0101 AT 7404 / " -< Automatic Printing COMPANY Saves You Money at 2351 21st and Cumin« V__ ' / \ Prof»**ton«l C«?d Dr. W. R. McGrew and Dr. O. F. 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WA »*S Where Fresh Farm Eggs Are Always Sold Retail Merchant. Should Uee tho J. J. Cameron Credit Bureau 117 Lefleng Bldg. AT. 79*0 ' ' Stationery that Satisfies Omaha Stationery Co. 307-9 S. 17lh Phone JA 0A0S >_ ' E. •