Woman, Inspiration for Famous Love Song, Dies Forsaken, Alone New York, March 22.—Alone In a | Brooklyn rooming house. Mrs. Har riet Banks, who inspired "Silver Threads Among the Gold" found re lease Wednesday night from a life in which sentiment and reality were strangely Juggled. The woman of 82 died estranged from her children by the very song •he had inspired. "Silver Threads Among the Gold” was written by her husband. Hart p. Dank*, who also died alone In a Philadelphia lodging house In 1903. He was then estranged from his wife, to whom, In 1874, he had com posed the love song which swept the country. , After Danks' death, lawsuits over royalties from the song brought the estrangement of Mrs. Danks from her three children—Albert V. Danks, Gertrude Danks and Mrs. Alberta Danks Builder, who since has died. Have You a lal in Your System? Send It to The Omaha Be^ and Let Other People Laugh at It, Too. Do you know that a humorist lives In your neighborhood? Do you know that a friend of yours, whom you rsvsr dreamed of as an originator of witty sayings, Is one of the winners In the Local Laf contest being pro moted by The Omaha BeaT These prize jokes are being shown on the screens of the Sun and Su burban theaters in Omaha and the Strand theater in Council Bluffs. As we have explained before, a first prize of $5 Is offered each week for the best Joke submitted, $3 for the second prize, $2 for the third and $1 each for the next 12. Besides the pleasure of receiving these prize checks, the winners experience the thrill of seeing their jokes and names on the movie screens. The Local Lafs are being shown weekly to thousands of movie pa trons. They all laugh and then tell their friends. Send in your Jokes. Make them original and limit each loke to 30 words. Mail to Local w Editor of The Omaha Bee. It's lots of fun writing these Jokes and It's lots of fun reading them on the movie screens. Get into the game. If you don't win the first time, keep on trying. Perserverance wins. Use th# form found elsewhere In this paper. Be sure to mention the name of the theater you attend. “Did you see the latest? It’s a Laf written by Bill Jones and being shown on the screens of the theaters mentioned in The Omaha Bee. It’s a humdinger.” That is typical of the conversation of many who have attended the thea ters where Local Lafs are being shown. Tou may have a Laf there, too. and feel the thrill of seeing your name and Joke on the screen of a motion picture theater. Out of the Jokes which do not ap pear on these screens, three are se lected each day for publication In this column. Today’s are: Insurance Agent—Can I sell you some automobile Insurance? Pedestrian—I don’t own a ear. Agent—Well, you cross the street several times a day. don't you? Hermans Wise, 3117 Lincoln boule vard. Teacher—What do monkeys have that no other animal has? Pupil—Little monkeys. Grace L. McNeil, Hershey, Neb. Bob—Would you marry me if 1 was rich? Pearl—Tes, people do most anj thing nowadays for money. Mrs. Carl Wellington, 3328 North Thirty-eighth street. Attendance Day At First Baptist The First Baptist church perfect attendance day will be observed Sun day at 9:45. The school has an en rollment of over 700, and it Is expected that nearly the whole number will answer to the roll call Sunday morn ing. The 35 different classes will vie with each other for a 100 per cent record. Souvenirs will be awarded to every member of every class having perfect attendance. There will be a special program with extra music, and out-of-town speakers. Paul N. Wlemer Is the general superintendent of the school. The newly organized business men's Bible class Is starting a contest urfth the other large business men’s Bible classes of the city for the largest attendance. Gospel Service in Dundee Church This week Is the second of the two weeks' series of gospel services being held at ths Dundee Presbyterian church. The meetings at 7:30 will be dedi cated to the different group* In the church as follows: Monday: Ladles’ night. Certain sections of the church will bs as signed to the four groups of the Ladles Aid society and one to the Missionary society. Tuesday: Group night. Wednesday, 7:30: Adult or ganized Bible class night. Thursday: Visitors night. Friday: Children's night. Lynching Students "Nearly 4,000 lynchlngs have taken place In the United States In the last 31 years," declared Robert W. Bagnall, speaking to the student body at the University of Omaha Friday. Eighty three of this number were women. Bagnall is director of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, which has a member slop of over 110,000. Mrs. Katherine Iletar Dies. Mrs. Katherine Betar, 80, died at her home, 1301 South Twelfth street, Friday, after a short Illness of pneu monia. Mrs. Betar had been a resi dent of Omaha for (be lust 37 years, and is survived by two daughters, Mrs. Eva Ferzey and Mis. Jenny Bias of Omaha; eight grandchildren and 10 great grandchildren. Funeral services were held at 1:40 Saturday afternoon, ut Uio i ■ .-t denre and at Saint Saviour church. Burial will be In Saint Mary ccine tery. 1 Aughe Slaying Is Described to Jury _ j Brother Detective and Wom an Witnesses in Trial of Joe Guzwesc. City Defective Frank Killian, In District Judge Fitzgerald'* court Fri day, described the manned in which he and three other detectives ap proached Joe Guzwesc In a drug store at Sixteenth and William streets, the afternoon of January SI, while they were seeking a man who had robbed another store. Guzweso la on trial for tha murder of Frank Aughe, a city detective. "He waa standing at the counter and I asked him whether he lived around there," said Killian. “He whipped around and pulled a gun and ordered us to throw up our hands. Then he zigzagged back toward the door. AUghe was jUBt coming In and Guzwesc turned and shot him.” Mrs. Marie Sokup held the baby on her lap as she testified to the shooting. She had the baby In her arms, when she was In the store at the time of the shooting affray. “I heard someone say, 'I'll kill you.’ and then tam« the shots as fast as firecrackers," she said. Trial of the case was adjourned at 5 until 9 Monday morning. Food Show Opens Here on Monday Hayden Bros, ninth annual food show will open Monday and last 10 days. Merchandise offered for sale dur ing the show will be of the highest quality. Two thousand three-pound sacks of sugar will be given away free. About 50 exhibitors will have goods to display. According to Manager Reddy, in charge of the show, this ex hibit will be the best staged by Hayden Bros, during the last nine years. "We invite the public to take ad vantage of this excellent food show," said Mr. Reddy. There will be sam ples for everyone.” Qlvary Baptist To Make Canvass One hundred visitors from the Cal vary Baptist church will call at all the homes within a radius of a mile from the church this week. They will seek to find people who are without church connections here and endeavor to Impress upon all such the Impor tance of having a church home In the city. Everyone will be Invited to attend the pre-Easter evangelistic meetings which the Calvary Baptist church will begin Sunday, March 30, under the direction of Charles S. Pierce of Kaufman, Tex. ft£9CR0$f| LIVER PIUS ■ »' Indigestion, Dyspepsia, ]KjM ^^Constipation, Gall Stones jffH i Appendicitis^^^K® s mimm ■ Sold in Omaha t»y Gherman A I [ McConnell Pru* Co., PHc«__2Se^^ jc P Don't hurt one hit! Drop a little "Fret-zone" on an aching corn, Instant ly that corn stops hurting, then short ly you lift it right oft with fingers. Your druggist sells a liny bottle ol "Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient to remove every hnrd corn, soft corn or corn between the toe*, and the fool calluses, without soreness or lrrita j tlo'n Union Outfitting Co. ___* 16th and Jackson Streets Union Outfitting Co. Out of the High Rent District Union Outfitting Co. Free Monday—a Radio Set | With Every Living, Dining or Bedroom Suite ■ This is a most unusual offer and is absolutely free, Monday only, with | any Living, Dining or Bedroom Suite we will include a complete Radio [ Outfit comprising handsome, nickeled, Crystal Receiving Set equipped » with scientific Head Phones in addition to a hundred feet of wire for » your aerial, fifty feet of covered ground wire, porcelain insulators amt I Lightning Arrester. ! Take a Full 18 Months to Pay B _*___ I 3 Pieces $122.50 Value I CJECURES this national * O ly advertised “Kroeh- |H| I ler” suite, built of solid ■ #■ ■ )() | oak and upholstered in M _ I brown imitation leather; U ~m “ * davenport opens into a ■ I bed . Radio Outfit Free With All Living Room Suites j f. Pieces $239.50 Value IQECURES this two-tone IO walnut veneer suite, ^ • comprising 66-in. Buffet, U #0U | 45x60-in. extension Table H ■ M - —five Chairs and Arm | f J M (’hair with leather seats 0 p (No China Closet), at | Radio Outfit Free With All Dining Room Suites I 4 Pieces $189.50 Value » f QECURES this genuine mm ^ O walnut-veneer suite, £» comprising Dresser, bow- , I M_ foot Bed, Semi-Vanity ■ V M ~~ and roomy Chifforetta M with boxed-in drawers, at Radio .Outfit Free With All Bedroom Suites 7^/"CT K HiTDC Giro awat free V I /l IVI i ^ With all purchases—a few trade * * iJ A yj mark lines only excepted. i "Lloyd" Baby Carriage! are beautiful to the eye and com fortable for baby. Many styles and finishes. .See Jj? t Q7I5 the bijr “Lloyd” at . . A tJ Side Icing Refrigerator* of 50 lb. ice capacity with white enameled interior and two food compartments. Special at. $1 Down Brings You n Hoosier See Ac Big Model at $54.50 No Intrrnt Clinrftrcl ! - Trade Your Old Furniture for New For the convenineco of our customers «■' maintain an Rxchanjre Department tha will take in any pieces of furniture yot are tired of at a fair value and apply sam as n first payment on any new ru^s o furniture you may select. If you canno come to the store -phone .1A 1800. Rental Dept. We have a good list of houses and apart ments that are for rent and will assist you to secure one without any charge. I Factory Sale and Demonstration Direct Action Gas Ranges The “Direct Action” Cu Burner Spreads the heat evenly to all parts of the cooking utensils doing your cooking in less time and actually saving your time and sav ing gas. “Lorain” Oven Heat Regulator Enables you ALWAYS to have perfect baking results —you can go to church on Sunday or spend an after noon visiting or shopping and return home to find a WHOLE meal cooked and ready to serve. Demonstration Sale Features No Money Down Make NO Payment Until April 10. Gas Ranges Connected Free With 30-foot Fuel Line If Necessary. Liberal Allow ance on Your Old Stove. Easy Terms of Only $4.00 Monthly. NO Interest to Pay FREE! A 42-piece Dinner Set for o people included FREE with every “Direct Action.” Lunch Served Come and see the delicious salads you can prepare with "Wesson” Oil and enjoy a cup of “Advo” Coffee and biscuits made of “SWEET TOOTH” high patent flour and Cudahy’s “Puritan’ Ham” Puritan Ham* are cured by natural absorption of the Puritan pickle—no forcing with a pump—just “natur ally ripened and bear about the same comparison with other brands of so-called fancy hams as tree-ripened fruits to the green-shipped, warehouse-ripened variety. Gas Range Special Monday, the favorite “Charm” Gas Range (not a Direct Action), with 4 pow erful burners, an excellent ST”":. $49.50 Free Pan A dandy steel frying pan to every visitor bringing this coupon to the demonstration Monday. S1 Brings an Electric Cleaner See the “Bee-Vac" nt $39.75 No Interest Charged Goods Sold Out of Town On Etif Term* Write for Information Within a Radius of 50 miles of Omaha, wherever reasonably possible, we deliver purchases of $100 or over by truck to your door and will pay freight up to 200 miles. Cinderella Dance With Twenty Prize Awards and Souvenir* Next Wednesday evening March 26. we hold . Cinderella Dane, at Empress Rustic Garden with many new and unique features not seen in Omaha before. Ticket, can only be .ecured by calling at th* .tore. They are free. To Get 15,000 New Clothing Accounts We Are Giving a i With Every Purchase of Men’s or Women’s Clothing Amount ing to $25.00 or More Monday, with any purchase of men s, women’s or boys’ Spring Clothing amounting to $25 or more, we will in clude FREE a big, live, fat, corn-fed Ne braska Goose, or if you prefer, you can get two dressed chickens. Your Credit Is Good Here, even though you never had a Charge .Account before. Just a small amount down, then the balance a little at a time as convenient. or '1 wo Big Dressed Chickens Lovely Spring Dresses, The women seeking individual ity and distinction in a dress will find an unusually large se lection of becoming spring fab rics in fine twills, serges, canton crepe, wool flannels, etc., suitable for every occa sion. The “youthful silhou ette’” is featured in many clever variations. Select now for Easter while stocks are complete. Prices are moderate, ranging from— Spring Suits at $29.50 Up Scores of Beautiful Spring Hats at $4.95, $6.50 Up Smart Coats Patch pockets—set-in sleeves—clever collars and cuffs—and exquisite adornments are among the features that make the new spring coats so desir able and becoming to one. There is a wide range of material in styles you can wear until late next fall, moderately priced at— »175« $ i yso ■ . Neat short vamp lasts Spring in,sut,de* °* variou * * colors, tan, black and Plimnti patent leathers at, 1 U111 pa the pair— We Give i Stamps < With All Purchases Alterations Free l ... Featuring Medium Weight, All j Wool Fabrics in Spring : t, Suits Dr Up h^re, Out of the High Rent District, you W will find a store that knows what a man likes 1 in clothes—a store that has the variety, the ' r individual styles, the staunch, good-looking I fabrics and careful tailoring that is a guar antee of satisfactory service. Prices range from— ’24“ School Suits With Two Pair of Pants For boys who are hard on their clothes here are attractive styles tailored trom neat-looking fabrics that will stand the hardest kind of service in suits with TWO pairs of pants, at. • UP 40c Boys’ Stockings, 25c Fast black, heavy ribbed stockings in sizes 6 1 •_> to 10. r UNION | OUTHTTIHG (ftM| V COHPAMV 'MW S. E. COR. 16th &. JACKSON STS^jjjm!^