1 The Morning Bee MORNIN G—E V E N I N G—S U N D A Y THE BEE PUBLISHING CO.. Publisher N. B. UPDIKE. President BALLARD DUNN. JOY M HACKLER ' Fd tor in Chief. Business Manager. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press, of v hich The Bef» is a member, is exclusively entitled to *he use for publication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news published herein. All rights of republication of our special dispatches ar£ also reserved. The Omaha Bee i* a member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the recognized authority on circulation audits, and The Omaha Bee’s circulation is regularly audited by their organizations. Entered as second-class matter May 28, 1908, at Omahu posto/fice under act of March* 3, 1879. BEE TELEPHONES ; Private Branch Exchange. Ask for a*r* l _»• i aaa the Department or Per*on Wanted. A Ivw OFFICES Mam Office—17th and Farnam Co. Bluffs—15 Scott St. New York—World Bldg. Chicago—Tribune Bldg. St. Loui9—Syn. Trust Bldg. San Fran.—H oil rook Bldg. v - So. side, r*. w rr. z-ttn rt. Detroit— Ford Bldg. Kansas City—Bryant Bldg. I.ns Angeles—Higgins Bldg. A.lanta—Atlanta Trust Bldg. ____/ HENRY FORD WINS FIRST ROUND. Henry Ford’s offer $o lease the Muscle Shoals plant for 100 years has advanced one more step to ward realization. The house at Washington on Monday passed a bill to accept the offer. In teims expressed in the measure, the Detroit manufacturer will have the right to lease for 100 years dams Nos. 2 /md 3 and the adjacent power stations at Muscle Shoals. For these the lessee will pay the govern ment in rental $219,964,954. Together with the leases will go title to property which has cost the government $83,915,000. for which Mr. Ford will pay $5,000,000. In addition an obligation to pro duce fixed nitrate to the* amount of 40,000 tons a year, whether it can be sold at profit or loss, is carried. a * * This is under the McKenzie bill, which was passed by the house. The opposition supported the Hull bill, which was based on the proposals of a group of nitrate and power companies, the terms of which were on the surface at least more favorable to the United States. Chief among the objections raised against the tyill bill were that it would tend to pro duce monopolistic control of the water power in the south. In the nine south Atlantic states the esti mated amount of hydroelectric power possible is 4,058,000 horsepower. Of this 1,500,000 is already developed. At Muscle Shoals Ford expects to de velopc 850,000 horsepower. Should this fall into the hands of existing com panies, competition would be shut off to that extent, and users would no{ have the advantage that flows from rival concerns seeking business. On this argu ment mainly did the Ford advocates rely for support of their measure. • • • Muscle Shoals will stand forever as a monument to one of the chief blunders made by Newton D. Baker while he was secretary of war. It may turn out to be a triumph for him. A factor in the ordnance problem was a supply of nitrate, not for fertilizer, but for the manufacture of explosives and other munitions. Chile was our main source of supply. Always the possibility of.having that source shut off was present. Nebraska provided the bulk of the potash produced in the country, but the total was far below requirements. That situation demanded a remedy. It was de termined to exploit the possibilities of Muscle Sheals on a magnificent scale. What might have happened there, had the war gone on, can be surmised. W hat did happen was that the war ended before the work was done, and the government had more than $ 125, 000,000 invested in a plant that was incomplete and consequently unproductive. What to do with the white elephant thus presented was one of the ques tions left for peace time settlement. * * m Henry Ford’s proposal, made more than two years ago, that he be allowed to take over the plant, and start the manufacture of fertilizer as well as electric power, set in motion a train of discussion that is not yet ended. In his address to congress j_n December, President Coolidge recommended: "Subject to the right to retake in time of war, I reeommen/l that thie property with a location for auxiliary steam plant and ikeht* of way bm sold. This would end the present burden of expense and should return to the treasury the largest price possible to secure.The great advantage of low-priced nitrates must he secured for the direct benefit of the farmers and the indirect benefit of the public in time of peace, and of the government In time of war. If this main object he accomplished, the amount of money rereived for the property is not a primary or a major consideration.” What the senate will do with the bill is a mstter of speculation. Probably some further safeguards for the government will be put in. Indications are, however, that the Ford company will be charged with making the Muscle Shoal’s plant produce/ nitrates and power. The action of the house is a blow at the hill just introduced by Senator Norris, with the support of Senator Howell, looking to the establish ment of a great super-power system, to include Muscle Shoals, the Rio Grande and the Colorado rivers. It is not thought that this complication will have more,than a delaying effect. The disposition of the government is to get out of business rather than still deeper into it. A BIGGER HOSPITAL FOR A GREATER OMAHA. Among the plans for a greater Omaha, we sug gest early steps to secure a bigger hospital. Conditions at the Douglas County hospital, de scribed by an American Legion officer as “deplor able,” are not a new thing. While the agitation has not been as persistent, perhaps, as it might have been, it is more than 10 years since The Omaha Bee pointed out the inadequacy of the plant for the purposes to which it is devoted. Even then the au thorities admitted the lack of facilities and absence of accommodations and equipment, but the subject seems to have been forgotten. The original proposal made hy The*Omaha Bee may be renewed at this time. That the necessary law be passed which will permit the consolidation of city and county relief agencies, to the end that one great general hospital may he provided, where all cases coming under public control may be cared for. City cases are either shunted onto the county, or are cared for in private hospitals- The present county hospital is of limited rapacity, old-fashioned and antiquated in every regard. I'he provisions were ample 35 years ago, when the present, building was accepted. The additions made to it since have not kept pace with the demands upon it. A wealthy community, such as Omaha, ahould not be niggardly in the matter of caring for the help less who are thrust upon it. Modern practice is to make the county hospital really the best to be had. Is it'not time that Dougins county and Omaha were getting together on this most important matter? Enough money is expended on the present in adequate service to more than support one that will be a public credit. CHESTER H. ALDRICH. The passing of Chester H. Aldrich will recall to many the days when the "bull moose" rampaged through Nebraska. No admirer of Roosevelt was more zealous than Judge Aldrich in the movement that split the republican party and yet he fell a victim to the very forces he had invoked. In 1910 he sought and received the nomination for governor on the republican ticket, having previously served as state senator. His campaign was one of the hardest fought in all Nebraska's history. James C. Dahlman of Omaha was his opponent. The prohibi tion question, whifh had figured to a large extent two years before, when Shallenberger defeated Sheldon, was brought actively to the front in the contest; between Aldrich and Dahlman. Dry voters triumphed, and Aldrich went in as governor. Two years later he led the Roosevelt forces, and the democrats elected Morehead to succeed him. Governor Aldrich lived to see prohibition become the law of the land, and to see the republican party reunited with the genera! endorsement of the Roosevelt principles. He was elected in 1918 to the supreme bench of the state, where he served with distinction until his health broke several months ago. An untiring worker, a staunch advocate of what ever cause he espoused, he made his influence felt in Nebraska politics. His chief acts while governor were the veto of a measure to merge the telephone systems, the signing of a bill to put public stock yards under control of the state railway commission, and the appointing of a commission to draft a work man's compensation law. His career begun in Nebraska as a school teacher in 1885, and closed as a judge of the supreme court, with services as senator and governor in between, a record any mail may be proud of. ED MEREDITH FOR PRESIDENT. Another Richmond is looming up in the demo cratic lists, seeking the nomination for president of the United States. According to the St. Paul Dis patch, democrats in that city have been carefully sounding out the prospects of Edwin T. Meredith of Des Moines securing the Minnesota delegation for the New York convention. This is almost the first intimation that the Des Moines publisher is actively in quest of the honor of leading the hosts of his party through the com ing campaign. Yet the party might go farther and fare a lot worse. Ed Meredith has done a good many things that entitle him to recognition. For one, he has built up a very respectable business as the publisher of a farm paper. Successful Farm ing has been a real success in a field that has been pretty well occupied by energetic rivals for many years. The farm'paper that amounts to anything must be handled on a live wire basis. To bring such a paper to the eminence attained by Mr. Meredith denotes capacity on the part of its owner. Politically Meredith is not without experience. He made the race for governor in Iowa in 1016, and many folks over there- still think he would have won, hafl it not been for a mistaken impression the farmers got of his attitude toward good roads. Mr. Wilson found a place for him in his cabinet when Secretary Houston was moved over from the De partment of Agriculture to the treasury. On this job the Iowa man acquitted himself with credit, as have several other Hawkeyes in the same place. If he should become a serious factor in the race, he will have the advantage of a clean record. What ever else may he said about him, he did not try to capitalize his connection with Woodrow Wilsan, that he might sell his services to some corporation willing to pay a high price for the presence of an ex-cahinet officer on its payroll. William H. Broughton, commissioner of the pub lic debt, testified before a house committee that stiver dollars could not be put into general circula tion because they are unpopular. We unhesitatingly declare that Mr. Brighton was speaking for himself on that unpopularity thing. Mr. Bryan commends Musgrove of Alabama as a democratic presidential candidate, saying that Mus grove "would spend his wealth for the masses.” It will ha admitted that this would be much more satis factory than merely spending one’s glittering gener alities for the masses. There are 132.000 old maids in California accent on the “old.” It will require an awful lot of advertising about climate and sunshine to overcome that handicap. The 2.76 per rent advocates in congress may raise a lot of froth in Washington, but the production else where will prohably remain a« now. |tractically nil. The senatorial oil investigation having reached the “You’re another” stage, we may expert some results worth while, after while, a long whife. Amy Lowell says that Americans waste too much time doing inconsequential things. But not many of them do it by reading free verse, Amy. It is reported that men buy 70 per cent of the •ilk stockings worn by women. Perhaps that is the reason why so many men do not marry. Doubtless a lot of people who are whining and complaining about corruption in official places will forget all about registering this spring. Are we to understand that those who have taken a hile at fake oil stocks are also to he barred from political preferment ? Morning salblution in Washington: “Hello, have you been decoded yet?” -—> Homespun Verse —Bjr Omaha's Own Poet— Robert Worthington Davie l _J THE POSTAL CLERK DESIRES A RAISE. Th# Pouf a! Clerk dodre* a rnlM«* — I Hr axkunt f i* «1 Ih* i €•*• t' • IP* Inim common "*eMUng” d*t\ r, Ilf Jiiir to drcNM and rut, II** hurt IiIm trouble* like th*- rent, He ha a hi* Hock to keep, lie Ir the ‘mall” bird of the neat 'Hie tihcpherd of hla Rhecp. The Pom Hi I Clerk Ir human, ton; lie need* n change and rent Hex mi the job and trie* to do . , Ax logic l ella him her!. ^ I know he dream* nf l hone who ►, When night calm and dear, To H«e an entertaining a how, And • I..p their him*!* :md cheer I know he dre.ini* nf other iov* A h Hi it li fully In hi ltd * T'» men and women. gut* and hoy a Kind greeting!* from th»lr friend* And I Im hold him -horieat, true, And worthy of your pralae, \N hI« li may h** glv**n now. If ymi Will Mill l»* k i udg< IiIh i i I* 9 i “The People’s | Voice’’ Kditorials from render* of The Morning Brt. Reader! of The Morning He# invited to une thi» column freely for expression on matters of public interest. All Important Nebraska Industry* Scot tali! it If, Neb. To ’the Kditor of The Omaha Bee: The development <>r the beet sugar industry of Nr hraska presents many Important and interesting points. In this article v.• will endeavor to state a few general conditions and perhaps later tievelop i he story in detail. Nebraska produces about enough beet sugar to meet its own sugar needs, yet about one half of the sugar consumed in the state is cane sugar. This condition requires the beet sugar companies of the slate to ship one-half their production outside the stale at increased freight charges, 'lice in creased freight charges react direct ly on the price tlie beet grower re ceives for his beets. The ('^-Operative Beet Growers’ as social Ion of Bcottsbluff. Neb., a co operative marketing association cover ing the territory of the Great West ern Sugar company in western Ne braska, is keenly interested in pre senting to the farmers of Nebraska the need and desirability of using home-grown products, especially in the case of beet sugar, since cltemlcal analysis and practical experie nce has demonstrated beyond a doubt that the one is the exact equivalent of the other in every way. I'neier the contract now in use be tween tlie beet growers and the Great Western Sugar company in the North Platte valley, the price of beets de pends directly upon the net price” which the sutur company receives for sugar. By 'net price” we do not mean net profit. The “net price” is determined by deducting from the gross receipts from flUgar sold cer tain fixed charges, such ns freight, trade cash discounts, storage outside the company's warehouses, loading, etc. None of the manufacturing costs are deducted from the gross sales of sugar. for years Great Western beet sugar has been used for canning and pre serving and has been found an ideal sugar tor this use. often the failure of fruit juices to jell has been blamed on the sugar used. The real reason for such condition js not the quality of sugar, hut tlie lack of a requisite amount of a substance known as “pectin” in the fruit juices. Exhaustive experiments ba\e been made with beet sugar iu canning, pre serving and Jelly making. The bureau of chemistry. United States Depart ment of Agriculture, reports as fol lows: “This bureau has conducted experiments relating to the manufac ture of apple and grape jelly, using commercial granulated beet sugar and commercial cane sugar under identi cal conditions, ami no difference was found to exist in the finished products in any of thflr characteristics, no far as the use of cane sugar and beet sugar was concerned." The following statement was made by Dr. Dari L. Alsberg. chief of the bureau of chemistry: “The highest grades of granulated sugar on the market reach an ideal state of purity, so far as all practical purpose* are concerned, and it is believed that where the highest grades of commer cial granulated sugars are used there is no choice between beet and cane sugars ” Dr. Upson of the University of Ne braska says: “There is absolutely no difference between cne stigr and sugar manufactured from sugar beets One of the largest manufacturer* of ice cream arid condensed milk In the west says: * In our use of sugar, both in the manufacture of Ice cream and the by-product, condensed milk, we find we <*m use Great Western beet sugar every bit as successfully as the highest grade of can* sugar.” Under the existing contract the Interest of the sugar beet grower doea not end with the delivery of beets to the sugar company, as the price per ton of beets depends upon the price »eceived for sugar. The less the de livery coat of sugac the more h* re ceive* for beets. The better the price of beet* the greater the bee t acreage, and naturally the less the grain acre age. This In turn will tend to help relieve the grain marketing situation In our own state Is it not logical then that Nebraska can help its own condition by using home-grown products, especially where the quality is on a par with product* from any other territory? I.. It. LEONARD. Jacoby on Progressives. Havelock, Neli To thef Editor of The Omaha Hee: What Is a pro gresaiv*?” Who 1* a progressive?” If we take the mouthing* of .J. L. Beebe and W. .f. Taylor *s law and gospel, the only' true progressives are Beebe and Taylor, end the only progressive principles are those pro claimed by Beebe and Taylor. I was much amused to see the chal lenge issued by Chairman Beebe to Governor Bryan to debate the ques tion whether Governor Bryan Is a At man to he the candidate of Chairman Beebe'* party, r am inclined to think that, right now Governor Bryan'* du ties «* governor may prevent him from debating with the Rev Mr. It tech*, but at present I have plenty » f time to accommodate the gentle man, and I should he very glad In deed to act as a substitute for ut»r worthy governor Jn this matter. For no other governor. In inv recol lection, can compare with Charles W. Bryan in what he has dune f(.r the people of Nebraska (and is doing every clay), and It raises my "dander” to see a hunch of wolves in sheep's clothing sneaking along behind him in the Imp* of *n.t|qiihg him when he is not look ing. Beebe Is surely the last man on earth to nils* any question ns to who) n a progressive. Regardless of the position he holds, Reel** ia right now hand in glove with the reactionaries who take their orders and get their latnpalgn funds from the "big boys' in Wall street. lie < an not success fully deny that he is working secret ly- if not openly—for the su'cess of Graff and Sloan, neither of whom can by any wildest stretch of the imagina tion l*e regarded as progressive. Frankly, I haven't much use for Messrs. Heebe and Taylor politically. I’ve watched their tactics too often to take any stock at all In their profes sions of being progressive. And so I'd dearly love to debate sgainst the two at the same time and in the same towns mentioned in Chairman Heebe's challenge to Governor Br>an—omg ha, Lincoln, Grand Island and North Platte. Hut I'd wish to make a slight modi fication in the question for debate. And, to put it somewhat formally. I challenge J. L. Heebe and W. J. Tay lor to debate the following questions. I to uphold the affirmative and they to take the negative: "Resolved, That J. L. Heebe and W. J. Taylor did more than any other two men in Nebraska to aid in the •dertion of a reactionary legislature in the fall of 1922. and thereby defeat the purpose of Charles W. Bryan in his program to abolish the civil ad ministrative code and to bring about adequate tux reduction.*’ This will effectively raise the ques tion as to who Js a progressive And before J get through with these gen tlemen in the deflate (if they have ‘sand” enough to accept my chal lenge!. 1 shall show that their game is now—and was two years ago—to divide the progressive force* in Ne braska and thus enable the reaction aries to win. They are, as 1 have said, political wolves Jn sheep cloth ing. and their teeth are sharp and their appetites insatiable Messrs. Heebe and Taylor, dare you debate this question with me" We three can arrange the dates and places and division of time, and each can pay his third of the expenses lb» you dare come out In the open and defend Graft and Sloan, these sleek proponents of 'save the babies" and similar bunk* I. W. JACOBY. Resent* Social Disease Charge. Lincoln. Neb.—To the Kditor of The Omaha Hfe: I enclose rnpv nf letter sent to the editor of the Lincoln State Journal. From the standpoint of the 48.000 ex-service men In Nebraska we with to get *t the fart* and either !*e proven guilty or innocent of the st ate menta herein referred to. t HAllLKS W. TV LOR. 1 department Commander. Kditor TJncoln State Journal. Uu ruin. Neh Mv l»rar Sir. Within the past few months I have noticed two or three editatrials in your columns, o I most identical In wording. In which xoil made the statement that over 27 per cent or thereabouts of the men who were called to the color* during the world xfeu were afflicted With venereal dlseiscs at the time their Inductltui into the service. Inasmuch ns this «‘»sta a reflection upon the virile young m.mlmod «*f our country, particularly upon those who rendered service t«» their country, and Inasmuch »s your figures and state ment* differ v»mv materially from the writers observation and expcrienc«» in the urmv, wild inasmuch ns it seem* to 1>c your polh y to repeat tills statement in your columns, we wish t<> «sk you tt» produce you authority for tiie statement* mentioned above. If we nre wrong in our own ob* nervation?* and knowledge «»f facts, xxhlcli j tin directly contrary t«> your datenn nts. vxo w ish 14» ho corrector t II WII.KS NS TAN I.OII. I *»'|• I tin- «11 • "11111! ' ndei Disgruntled ‘ NS hat s th4* mnttcr now tlnimp".’ "Aw. in v 4latightct is wearing knh ko»hooker* and mx sen is taking h girl s part In the college play,’ Lou lav Hie 4 *ou» let ■ Journal. tin Kaaj. 1 NVhat boot* are ye we.irln* An gus"" "Mh new- l»4>4it*. father ** "Tal ' langer steps, then *’—Punch. i ■1 ■1 .. 'i i A be Martin fa I.one hair mi' a hip hat hnin't in it with paddlin' artmelhin' for noth in' when it roman t’ ijittin' follow' ora. Some folk* arc wr> fonil o’ lonjj Innira an’ poor pay when it cornea l ■ oin’ nothin'. ;cui>)ri«ht, lures—As l.ow ns Any Service—Better Thnn Any Other Driver* Best in Omnha Call AT 3322 BLUE CAB CO. Standard M«'*r — Watch for Bin* light* at Night / li.v K1IW1N («• riNKIIAM. The Birth of the Party System The fabric of American empire outfit to rest on the solid basis of the consent of the people. 7 lie streams of national power outfit to flow immediately from that pure, original fountain of all legitimate authority. Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist, No. X\H. XXXIII. W1 -"-1 ITII the beginning of the gov ernmt nt undet the • onetitu lion there came gradually rgygj Into existe nc e the two great political parties, which, un der various names, have continued down to the present time. The con stitution being an accomplished fact, everybody, of course, was for it; but not everybody thought alike as to just what it meant or as to how it should be interpreted and applied. It was on thee*- points that the parties di vided and began that political con test whic h must continue as long as men do not think alike on theories of government. These parties may he best described as the broad constructionists and the strict const ructionists. The broad constructionists believed that the powers of the federal gov ernment were very extensive; that the constitution was a very llexible in strument that might be stretched to uny length that the public welfare seemed to require. The cither view was that the powers of the govern ment w'ere limited to those jpxpressly delegated to the constitution; that these powers were delegated by the states aid that all powers not so ex pressly delegated were reserved to the state*. This was a controversy bound to arise under a dual system of govern in'nt. If the states were sovereign, as they c laimed to be, and the I nlted States was also a sovereign, as it must be if it was to stand, where was the dividing line between their powers’ The government under ihe old con federation undoubtedly had been a government of the* states—the articles c.eHared it to be such. The preamble to the constitution as reported to the Philadelphia convention by the com mittee of detail began, “We, the peo pie of the *t*tes.” and named them Anally reported by the committee on style and as adopted, the preamble began, “We, the people of the United States." This declaration roused much oppo sition in the states when the constitu tion came up fot ratification. Patrick Henry was one of those w ho attacked it. The old government could a* toniy on the »tate*; the n»*w one, it was per ceived. would act directly on individ uals. The question whether an indi vidual was a citizen of his state or of the United States was at the* bottom of the long controversy that raged over states' rights, and was finally determined by the 14th amendment: “All persons Imrii or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. But the arguments for the federal power that went f»< tins conclusion were* not accepted at first. The states were jealous of their powers and con tinued to assert them, and but for the judicial powei established in the con stitution it is probable that the con flict between the state and federal power would have quickly brought about disunion. But the constitution provided an authority to decide these questions. The supreme i acquired by a tribunal. It is «he only court in the world that can set aside an act of a national legislature “What parliament doth." said Blackstone, no power on earth can undo." But the supreme court of tb# United States not only has a veto on ad* of congress, but hens and settles causes between states, aid between states and the United States. Of this high jurisdiction Toqueville has said Jn the nations *>f Kurope the courts of justice are only < ailed upon to try the controversies of private individ uals. hut the supreme court of the Unite*! .State* Mirnmont sovereign powers to it* bar. ’ In cases affecting the amlsissadots j of foreign powers, and those to which I a state is a partv. the supreme court : h is original jurisdiction: hut in all others it acts only on appeal. ]ts ap ! i*ellate jurisdiction * xtend* to all 1 ca-es arising under the constitution, the ftiw* of the United Hta^e* and treaties; to causes to which the United states is a partv to those between j citizens of different states, and be tween state* or citizen* and foreign states. It passes, on appeal, on any law. state or national, which may lie challenged as not being in conformity with the constitution or the laws of ibe United States. and from It* judg ment there is no appeal, i Only one original power of the su i preme court has l>een withdrawn from it. The judicial power at first ex tended to case* )e-tw»*n a state and c itizens of another state. This created alarm, but the defender* of the con stitution in the battle for ratification declared a state could not be sued by a citizen of another state. Hamilton ifi No. Jil of the Federalist, said: “it is inherent in the nature of sover eignty. not to be ;imei).|.tl)le to the suit of an individual without its consent.” But when in 179.1 a citizen of South Carolina sued the *t *te of Onrg.n (Chisholm against (ieorgial the su preme court took jurisdiction. This case led to the 111)i amendment to the < 'institution, which declares the I judicial powers 'shall not extend to i such suit*. The United States, how ever. has established a rourf of ! claims in which it consent* to be sued. We shall see how the operation of this judici.il power tended to consoli date the government and infuse the epifit of nationality into the union, "’nnvnght. Kens** City 5'a*-) \i»\ r.R n*9 mint A Feeling of Security V«»it naturally f<*e| secure when you know that the medicine vmi are about to take jh al sohitely pure and con tains no harmful or habit producing drugs. Sim h •< medic in# is Or. Kilmer** Swamp l{Mit. kidney, liver and blad der medicine. The same standard of ptirltv. strength and excellence is maintained in every bottle < f tfwamp-Koot. If i* s« lentifleally . .tnpounded i from vegetable herbs. It is not a stimulant and is taken in | (♦ aspoonfiit doses. It is not recommended for every thing It i* nature's gieat helper in re lievlng and overcoming kidney, Jivei and bladder trouble*. A sworn statement »f purity is with every bottle of Pr. Kilmers Swamp Root. If you no»»d a medicine, vou should have the heat. On sale at all drug Motes in bottle® of two sires, me churn and large. However, if vou wish fiist to fry this great preparation send ten cent* to lb Kilmer *V t’u.. Ringhamton. \. . for a ►ample bottle W hen writ iru: be sure and mention this paper. NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION for February, 1924, of THE OMAHA BEE Daily .75,18."> Sunday .80>282 Dor* n«| include return*. left *v«*. Mnipln ni papei* *pode«l m pi inline and include* no * portal • Me* m tree «u.uiatien at any Wind V. A BRIDGE. Cir M«r Siihii i ilirci and awnrn to hefoit mr thi* 4ih dac »U M»mH. 1994 \V H QUIVI V (Seal) Notary Public " t SUNNY SIDE UP Jakt Comfort, nor forget Swiri" mvar ' - 1MOTHKR (iOOSK-IIEVIHEI). Sing a song of XVarhington. l>apot Home and oil. Senate, full of suspense. The pot begin* to boil. When the pot was opened — I lun’t it beat t lie deu< w— What a lot of grinding That isn't any use? Hi diddle diddle. Both sides and Hie middle, Jim Keed of Missouri has 'blew. Bill McAdoo's grin at the news com • ing in, And W. Bryan s is, too. The mvstery of how the street c*i conductor knows when to quit crank Ing the mill wherein we deposit our fare still remains unsolved. But we have just solved what ha* long been on even greater mystery to us Have you ever noticed that every oil and gas truck is driven by a man who carelessly leaves a chain drag ging behind his truck? For a long time we marveled that only gas tank drivers were subject to this form of carelessness, and then came the thought that perhaps it might be sonie sort of a lodge signal. The other day we made hold to ask the driver of a gas tank truck why he didn’t loop up that chain so it wouldn't drag on the ground. Fortunately he was a driver given to the courteous imparting of useful information. "That's oui ground connection." he rema rl.ed. Btiil were w» unenlightened and *<> remarked. “Well, as we drive over the Omaha hills the gas in the tanl*s sloshes around, with the result that electric ity I* generated. Time was when you now and then read of the mysterious explosion of our gas tank*. A* tank wagon* increased in number the ex plosions became more numerous. At fir*t it was thought that the ex plosion* were caused by careles* driv er* who smoked while on duty. But that theory was soon abandoned. "Then the experts and scientists and efficiency men got to work, but they couldn't stop the explosion*. Finally a driver who didn't know * kilowatt from a transformer sug gested that it might b» electricity that wa* setting off the gas generated in the tank* He was laughed to in. hut he figured out that if he hitched a chain to the metal tank and then let one end of the chain drag on the road. h>* would have » ground that would carry off the current. "He tried out his theory, and per »uaij“d a lot of hia companion* to do the same thing. Tanl: wagon* with tlie drugging chain didn't explode, but others did. and finally the scientists and the high brows and the efficiency shayks admitted that perhaps the driver was right. Now we *11 have chains dragging. I reckon about 11 people a day call my attention to it and sugg'-et that I’d better hook It UP I thank 'em and drive on." There are those who pretend to hold lightly the concern our old friend. Jerry Howard, has for womankind Not an with us. The fact that Jerry nevei married Is convincing proof to us that he r“ally mean* it. For a moment we fed like leaping from our somewhat battered off e chair *f.d emitting a s«rie« of joyful shouts. At first gla. at a he»d n ,h* sporting |wge we thought it *-,i Ulg Demand for New Courae m Spelling at Stanford I niverr.t •|,ie se.-ond glance, however, revealed that the demand wa- for a new -nurse in • Veiling,’’ nut Spelling. "Whit is funnier than halloon tit's on Ford wheel*?” ... ■' .lent III the "Sta rill in * man of tue Kansas City Star. ' Well, there', the gold monou-rani on the door of *i Fo- t runabout. ' t*P»e* the Htarhean.s man. Also, and again, there I, the »>:. motorm-tcr often seen on tire Surd roadster. After considerable diffl- ulty the pub | Ur has identified the ' apples and ••peaches" and "apricot*" of the m I telegram* ln Itlp oil ^'•nt^xum y hasten to explain that although the word "Prune" does not appear In ar I „f them, it lurked in the back of t< I,rains of the -ode arrangers and referred tu all the rest of us Of -nurse y- i tu" familiar w 1 those patent wire paper fasteners f rest snugly in a little container up the desk of every busy business ms Are you like us in having an irree.‘ b|e impulse to reach over and g one while talking to the gentlem who presides at the -|e*k. «• straighten it out and twist it aroun • and jim it all up. flnallv thrwrng lit at the waste basket. We presume that during the last II years v.e hi. twisted something like r.T.SSJ o; th*|n out it shape. We see great possibilities ill Ret Mr, Wagner's i-ler of illustrating s* irons by a< trial scenes. Wtren he illustrated his sermon on the in-ident of Jacob wrestling with the angel by having a/couple of wrestlers ln ros tume putting on a real wrestling match, he ventured into a field that seemingly ha* no limitations. We'd go a long ways to see a realistic repie scrttatlon of Samson wielding a large and solid jawbone and smiting divers and sundry Philistines, especially if we were permitted to furnish the Philistines. And doubtless the ape- ta-le of imi; • lion she bears devouring imp--- t and froward children would I* greeted with spasms of delight In certain quarters. Wouldn't It l-e thrilling to s e some diminutive David trying to sni.te some over grown Goliah with a paper mache rock hurled from a sling? We greatlv four, however, that ow ing to certain limitation- ae to stare properties. Rev. Mr. Wagner would have to leave a realistic representa tion of the “Children of Israel Cross Ing the Red Sea" to Rev. Dr. Miller of the First Christian church, or Rev. Dr. DeLarme of the First Baptist. Being somewhat familiar with the flood Book we are prepared to offet suggestions calculated to insure crowded house, if thev are car »d out. WILL M MAI PIN. When in Omaha Hotel Conant BURLINGTON I Cify Ticket Office I *f*in at I6th Farnam Streets BulitfJagj '°r “VTaV" *"»«*.»«. 01 •«“* patrons TZ m n* Rm4 Tint BEST S*rrr. Ouk. AT YOUR SERVICE ALWAYS! J. W. SHARPE Cltjr Puitifif A|«a( J. A. 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