Today No One in Jail, Why? Androdes and Lawyer. Livermore Says “Sell.” “The Sons of Apes.” By ARTHUR BRISBANE The enterprising insiders were really earnest workers, selling pub lic property, while they had the chance. A charge is seriously made that naval coal fields in Alaska were transferred to the Interior department, later to be transferred to private owners, as were the naval oil fields; also that development of government coal fields was stopped to oblige private competitors. The average American is a good natured, long suffering person. But he begins to wonder why no body is put in jail. The time for merely talking seems to be long drawn out. The president withdraws Mr. Strawn of Chicago as one of spe cial counsel to prosecute bribe takers in the oil scandal. Mr. Strawn is an able lawyer, with an excellent reputation. But the people want a different kind of lawyer to go after those rascals. It was suggested here, when the scandal first broke, that the presi dent should take such men as Hiram Johnson and Senator Reed of Missouri, or if he did not want them for political reasons, such a man as Max Stouer of New York. The people want action. They remember the story of Androcles and the lion that licked Androcles’ feet in the arena instead of eating him up. Afldrocles had once pulled a thorn from the lion's foot. When a corporation lawyer meets an oil scandal gentleman in the legal arena, he is apt to remem ber favors that some oil corpora tion has done him, and lick the feet of the oil man instead of eat ing him. Nothing could be sillier than to “prosecute” thieving cor porations with lawyers that those very corporations have fattened. Mr. Jesse Livermore, young man with light hair, big backhead and solemn face, knows more about stock and such things than all others put together. So it is said. He sells or buys tens of thousands of shares at a time, and thousands follows when he says “buy” or “sell.” Now he says sell. Excite ment caused by Washington revela tions will put stocks down, says he. Perhaps so, his opinion is often sound. But such revelations ought to put stocks up, if stock gamblers were intelligent. When you know the facts you can deal with them. When the people know that their officials have been selling national property at bargain prices, one hundred million dollars worth of it for one hundred thousand dol lars cash, they can stop it, if they will. William Jennings Bryan saya that universities are “causing degrada tion of youth” by teaching evolu tion. He defies to open discussion “the sons of apes,” as he calls these evolutionists. Mr. Bryan will be lieve in evolution, he says, when you can make an onion out of lily bulb or vice versa. It might inter est Mr. Bryan to see the rough sea shore plant that by evolution has been made into the modern cab bage. It would also help solve Mr. Bryan’s problem if he would read enough of Darwin to know that Dar win never said that men descended from monkeys. He merely said that monkeys of the higher type are nearer to man in construction than other animals. Mr. Bryan can learn for himself that every bone in his body is dupli cated almost exactly in the skeleton of a chimpanzee, including the rudi mentary tail bones. That doesn’t mean that a chimpanzee was the original Mr. Bryan. * A new country does new things. The government of Ireland actually feels responsible for those out of work. There are only 40,000 of them now, yet the free state govern ment will spend $10,000,000 in pub lic highway building at once, to sup ply work for those that want it. Here we should call that socialism, “or dangerous paternalism,” at least. Giving the. railroads BOO extra millions a year out of the public pocket to insure dividends we call “business.” The French will vote to increase taxes, realizing that reparations will be slim. Those that have been lately selling francs, predicting that the price will drop to 2 cents, should proceed cautiously. There is a marvelous paying ca pacity in the French. If they make up their minds to come to the rescue of their currency their word may hurt the feelings of the bears on French money. Five Cows a Farm Urged for Profit Western Nebraska Particular ly Needs More Dairy Stock, Says F. D. Tomson. Lincoln, Feb. 17.—Nebraska fann ers, who intend to profit from the work of the Nebraska Dairy Develop ment nssociation and purchase dairy cattle, must be careful that these cattle are bought at the right price and will not turn out to be "board ers.” This is a warning issued here by Frank D. Tomson, a leader in the dairy depvelopment movement. "There are unscrupulous people selling dairy cattle just as there are unscrupulous people selling other commodities,” he said. "They must not be allowed to market their wares in this state. Tubercular cattle, cattle that will not give enough butter fat to pay Jtbeif way, and cattle that are priced beyond their real value have no place in this dairy development movement." Mr. Tomson declared that there would be no attempt to get farmers who intend purchasing cattle to ad here to one breed. "This will not be a campaign for the Holstein, the Shorthorn, the Ayreshire, or any other,” he said. "Some farmers prefer a cow that not only milks Well, but is good beef stock as well. To many the Shorthorn Is ideal for that purpose. If it is a Shorthorn that they want there will be no attempt to persuade them to buy something else. we are trying to get dairy cattle on farms where they have been neg lected and where they may mean the difference between breaking even a fair return for the year.” The western counties of the state, in particular, can profit by putting In four or five head of dairy cat tle, said Mr. Tomson. "So far as I know there has been no census such as was taken in North Dakota to tell us how many farms in Nebraska have no cows and buy Condensed milk. However, the num ber is large enough for serious con sideration.” Although the Nebraska Dairy De velopment association will require money for education w-ork, it is prob able that the purchases of cattle will be financed by banks located in the community. As Mr. Tomson points out, no one knows the financial situation of the prospective purchaser and his ability to handle his cattle than the banker in the county, where the farm is lo cated. The association .will install a pub licity bureau and will probably have field men to see that cattle, when once purchased, are handled in a fashion that will make it a paying in vestment. Federal census figures show that Nebraska Is behind practically every state Immediately east and south of It. Wisconsin leads the United States with 2,195,000 dairy cows; Min nesota has 1,641,000, Iowa 1,160,000, Missouri 777,2J0, Kansas 718,000, and Nebraska 570,000. The dairy cow devleopment move ment will be brought to a focus here February 20, when leaders of the movement will meet to complete or ganization. Superior—The old brick Baptist church is being torn down in prepara tion for the erection of a modern structure to cost $40,000 and to have a seating capacity of about 400. The old building was erected in 1884. The Baptists will hold their meetings in the I. O. O. F. building until their new church is ready. 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My treatment has more II B II IJ Bg than twenty years behind It. II I II BV nnd I rlatni to he I do not Inject B B BB ■ ■ ■■ paraffine waa. aa It Is dangeroua. Time re quired for ordinary caeca. 10 days spent here with me. No danger or laying up In a hospital. Call or write for particulars. Dr. Frank H. Wray, No. *07 North 3Bth St.. Omaha, Neh. Directional Take a 13th or 16th street car going north and get off at 36th and Cuming Sts. Third residence south. Around Nebraska’s State House By R. H. PETERS. * Staff Correspondent The Omaha Bee. Lincoln, Feb. 17.—Governor Bryan Is to bo pitied. For a week and more he has been imploring President Cool idge to deliver Nebraska from the tentacles of the oil octopus. "The situation is beyond the con trol of the state. We must have na tional action,” is the tenor of his pleading as he regrets his inability to fight increased prices with state agencies, because he cannot purchase gasoline. Now comes Commissioner Hopkins of Omaha with the announcement that he has secured 10,000 gallons which he will sell to all and sundry for 17 cents. Hopkins isn't playing the game. Instead of joining the governor in his demands upon the president he has gone out and secured action himself. However, it isn't the first time that the governor has discovered that the way of the politician who talks a great deal and does little is hard and thorny. Nebraska’s democratic machine is still looking for a senator. Bryan has decided to fight for re-election. W. H. Thompson of Grand Island is seeking a place on the state supreme bench, J. N. Norton declares posi tively that he will not be a candi date and the field dwindles to a few, with Congressman Morehead in the lead. Morehead is the only democratic congressman who has not filed for re-election, but a delayed filing is not unknown in his case. Although, frankly, no definite information re garding Morehead is being dissemi nated, he is as likely a candidate as any for the democratic nomination. And while the machine is searching for a complaisant nominee, Trenmor Cone, who has already filed for the nomination, is working vigorously. Cone is In the state house practically every day. He is about to engage n publicity man, and all in all he is taking himself very seriously. Unfortunately for his ambitions, the governor 1* scornful. He freely refers to his as the "gravel magnate’’ and tries to smile every time he is men tioned. Of course, when senatorial candi dates who are democrats are being discussed there is always Gilbert M Hitchcock, and it may be said that friends are urging him to try again. By dint of shunting W. H. Thomp son to the supreme court ballot har mony between the Bryan and Hitch cock wings has been maintained, and the only difficulty is, how can Bryan throw his whole strength behind Hitchcock and maintain his present attitude toward big business? Another who is being mentioned is Andrew M. Morrissey, chief justice of the supreme court. Morrissey, it will be recalled, was appointed to the bench while sewing as Morehead's secretary when the congressman was governor of Nebraska. In any event the democrats who rdake slates in Nebraska will have to work rapidly. But three weeks remain in W’hich a candidate may file his nomination. Coolidge headquarters here is en thusiastic over t lie reception its peti tions are receiving. One candidate for the national convention—the peti tions for candidates carry Coolidge's name as well—reported recently that only one person, to date, had refeused to sign. "The man who refused me was a democrat, although I have a number of democratic names on my peti tions,’’ he said. "However, he told me that while he was not signing any petitions, he intended marking his ballot for Coolidge in event he re ceived the republican nomination.” Like the Dakotas go so will go Nebraska’s rural voters, according to Hiram Johnson supporters, whose candidate will come into the state Monday. Johnson Is going to have an ex ceedingly busy day, with two speech es in Lincoln, one before the Univer sity of Nebraska and one at the audi torium, and two in Omaha. Farmers’ Union Notes Omaha—President C. J. Osborn of the Nebraska Farmer's union epsnt the en tire week of February 16 ui Washington. D. C., where he went to attend a meeting of the board of directors of the National Farmer's union, of which board he Is a member. He also attended the annuftl meeting of the National Board of Farm organizations, a national federation, for legislative and protective purposes, of upward of a dozen farm organizations throughout the country. Its president is Charles S. Barrett, president of the Na tional Farmer's union. Niobrara—The Farmer's Union Co-Op erative association of this place, which operate* a store and elevator, is in better fininclal condition now than at any time since it was organized In 1917, the audi tor's report for the year 192.1 shows. The deficit of 19,329.90 with which the as sociation came out of the slump of 1920 has been entirely overcome and more, so that with a paid-up capital of 355.460, the present net worth of the business Is 60,254.64. Business volume for the year was 1162.606.06. consisting of grain, live stock, groceries, dry goods, shoes, hard ware, Implements and cream. The oper ating profit for the year was 32,156.06, but after charging off bad dsbte and de preciation the reeult was a small loss. Allen fi. Stinson has succeeded Ed Thomas as manager. Warren Foner la Lresident of the association, and J. B. laka la secretary. ■■ - Barneaton—A combined net profit of 92.171.86 waa made In 1923 by the store and elevator operated by the Farmers Union Co-Operative association of this place. Store sales totaled 975.069 07, on which the net profit was 31.159 34. while in the elevator department, sales totaled 3149,131.48. with a net profit of $1019 61 The combined net profit for the year re duces the deficit or the association, car ried over from previous years, to 33.720.66. Contrary to the current belief that It is always the co-operative stores that lose money, the store department of this as sociation has always paid, and the deflrtt was accumulated in the elevator depart ment. Hay Springs—The etockholer* of the Farmers Union Co-Operative association which operates a general store here, held their annual meeting on February 12. C. McCarthy, manager of the Farmers Union State exchange, Omaha, was present anrl gave an address. He urged the members to patronize their own business and see that it patronized the state whole sale. He also suggested that the asso ciation take up the co-operative shipping of livestock. On aalea aggregating over $100,000, the store made a profit of $H*o In 1923. This small profit waa due to handling goods on narrow margins, the report showed. The soundness nr the fi nancial condition of the association la shown by the fact that the directors have never had to sign a note for borrowed money. Fllley—What is considered sn excellent record In low cost of operation was made in the latest fiscal year by the store of the Farmers Union Co-Operative associa tion here. On sales totaling $73,329.07, operating expenses were only $5,589.29, or 7 6 p»;r cent of the sales. With an aver age inventory a little under $10,000. the stock was turned sevei times In the year. Net profit was $2,460.94 The assoc iation is in a very satisfactory financial con dition. having a net worth of $9,503.14 on a paid-up capital of $8,400 Accounts receivable at the close of the year were only $458,46, showing that the business Is conducted practically on a cash basts. Earl Krushour Is manager. Taylor—Flfty.alx thousand pounds of butterfat was handled by the Farmers Union cream station here in the year 1923. ^hich is considered a good show ing for a town 10 miles from a railroad. The station is operated on a co-operative basis Butterfat is purchased on a cer tain margin, and after the salary of the operator and the expenses of the station are paid, what is left at the end of the year Is returned to the patrons In pro portion to the amount of butterfat each has delivered. J. S. Swanson of Wester ville. president of the Custer County Farmers union, was the speaker at the' annual supper held by the Farmers union local which la back of the cream station. BLUE CAB CO. Meter Rate*—Prompt Service CALL AT-3322 Cattle Ranges 88 Per Cent Normal Feed Plentiful, Little Loss, According to Report Issued at Denver. liy AfHoriatrd Preiw. Sioux Falls, S. P., Feb. 17.—The condition of ranges is very similar to that of a month ago, with but a sea sonal decline noted in most of the range country, according to the west ern livestock and range report for February, issued today by the divi sion of crop and livestock estimates at Denver. The condition on February 1 aver aged 88 per cent of normal, compared with 89 last month and 86 a year ago, the report said. Snow covers the range in some of the northern states, but as food has generally been plen tiful, little loss has occurred. "Further deterioration in range conditions is reported in California, but If the recent rains are succeeded by warm weather a rapid improve ment may be expected," the report said. "Extremely cold weather and alternate freezing and thawing caused considerable damage in Oklahoma, both to the range and to wheat pas ture*. Heavy snows and cold rains In the north and northwest and ex cessive moisture In the southeast have retarded the growth of vegeta tion in Texas. For the range states as a whole, however, the moisture supply is good and the outlook for spring range quite favorable." The report by regional states is as follows: § o u t h Dakota — Conditions have teen excellent for both cattle and sheep and due to the mild winter large surplus stocks of both rough and concentrate feeds are on hand. Range conditions are unusually good. North Dakota—Conditions of pas tures and ranges show a moderate 'decline from the averages of a month ago. Cattle have maintained their previous condition and sheep declined 'only ono point. Hay and feed sup plies continue ample In all sections of the state. Montana—Range* were generally covered with enow during January' 'hut much of this has now disappeared and stock are utilizing winter pas tures as much as could he expected. Snow Is about normal In the moun tain districts and prospects for spring range favorable. Cattle and sheep are In excellent condition. Feeding was general throughout January but the feed supply Is generally reported adequate until grass. Nebraska — Ranges and pastures are fair but little used, as hay is plentiful. Cattle conditions slightly lower. ■Wyoming—Livestock continues In good condition, although some shrink was eaused by weather conditions. Range conditions are generally good, but the feed lacks strength. The hay supply Is ample with a surplus in a few sections. It Is estimated that per cent of the 1923 hay crop Is unfed. Livestock were light during January'. Farmer’s Wife Dies. Beatrice, Neb., Feb. 17.—Mre. Carrie May Guenther, wife of Adolph Guenther, farmer living east of Holmesvllle, died after a brief illness. She was 47 years of age and leaves her husband and four children. Off to care-free old New Orleans and Mardi Gras, celebrated pageant of unrivaled beauty, pomp, mystery. Come with us for a few weeks. Horse racing every week-day to March 17* All-Expense Mardi Gras Tour lx* Chicago March 1,10*35 a* m* $95.00 Ask for Mardi Qrxu Tour Folder Panama {united Fastest to New Orleans by many hours. Leave Chicago 12:30 midday. Leave St. Louis 3:10 p. m. Arrive New Orleans 11:15 next morning. All-steel, all-Pullman. Valet, maid, barber, bath. Two other fast trains from Chicago daily at 8:45 a. m. and 6:15 p. m.j leave St. Louis 12:49 1 p. m. and 11:22 p. m. Through Pullmans to | Gulfport, serving Biloxi and Pass Christian, ) leave Chicago 8:45 a. m. Fastest service by i more than 2 hours. For rrttrxxiHont, fartt and tUtcrlpHtt hoahltt, nth City Tick*! Office, 1416 Dodge St., Phone ATlandc <1214 C Haydock, Dtvtaion Pi Manger Agent, DUnoia Central Railroad 313 City National Bank Bldg., 16th and Harney Sta., Phone JAckeon 0264. Omaha, Neb. Illinois Central •» ■ Nebraska News Nubbins Dunbar—A caeserlan section opera tion was performed here Friday by Dr. Derntody of Omaha, assisted by Dr. W. D. Gibbon of this place, on Mrs. Andrew Mossell. Both mother and child, a fine baby boy, are doing nicely. Dunbar—The funeral of Mrs. Alsx Warnock, wife of A. Warnock of this place, who died In an Omaha hospital last week, was held here,' with Dr. Ross of Colorado Springs In charge. The big First Presbyterian church of tills place was filled with friends. She Is survived by many relatives, coming from an old and prominent Otoe county family, among whom are Mrs. Margaret Wilkinson of Lincoln, Mrs. Thomas of Nebraska City, sisters, and the following brothers, James McAl lister of Dunbar, Will McAllister of Colorado Springs and David G. Mc Allister, county treasurer, of Nebras ka City. Peru—Mrs. Wilber W. Anness of Dunbar, associate grand conductress of the O. E. 8. grand chapter and district supervisor for the counties of Otoe, Nemaha, Richardson and John son, held an Eastern Star school of instruction here and was the guest of honor at an afternoon luncheon for the officers of the Peru chapter, held at the home of Worthy Matron Mrs. George W. Brown. Newcastle—Fritz Beyeler fell about 20 feet while trimming trees here and escaped with a severely sprained nnkle. The ladder on which he was working slipped from the limbs of the tree and when Mr. Beyeler real ized his dangerous position he clung to the ladder, which broke the force of the fall to some extent. Columbus—W. T. Graham of the First Trust company of Omaha has been booked to give the main address at the Big Brothers banquet, at which the Elks will entertain their boys at the Evans hotel Monday night at 7:30. Mr. Graham's subject will be "Riley's Kids.” A» CHICAGO $>• 9 oj^UJkeeLr Farmers Oppose Education Bill Bureau Fails to See here Towner-Sterling Measure Is to Benefit Rural Schools. Lincoln, Feb. 17.—The Towner Sterling bill is before engress. Ac cording to the terms of this bill, it Is proposed to appropriate $100,000,000 for an educational department In Washington. The Farm Bureau fed eration is not particularly Interested in this measure except in so far. as It relates to rural education. After a somewhat careful study of the measure. It announces it is unable to discover anything which the pro posed Federal Department of Educa tion will do which is not already be ing done by the authorities in charge of rural schools at the present time. Besides. $100,000,000 is more than the Farm Bureau federation has or ever expects to have, and more than the farmers have or may ever have. The Farm Bureau federation always has been an advocate of education— practical educaUon. It believes there is not enough education of the right kind, but is unable to conceive how a CRANBERRY SAUCE Economical Easy to prepare Delicious with all meats \ EATMOR CRANBERRIES Everyone it fond of Old-fashioned ) Irish Stew It in a dimple combination of mutton and potatoes. Few diahea aa good can be made for ao little money. Cook until tender. Then aeaann with the famnua l EA& PERRINS’ SAUCE ^ the oaiGiNAt wodctsTiasHtae ^ federal deportment of education would at this time be any benefit to the system of rural education now en joyed by the farmers of Nebraska. The hope la held out to some that federal aid will come to the assistance ** of some struggling country schools. This Is a myth, the federation de clares, saying that this aid. If any, will come In the form of lnspertoi» and supervisors and superintendents who will gather data and present pro. grams, prepared in Washington, and prescribe methods, many of which will not be applicable to local condi tions, and all the local taxpayers In the school district will have to do is send their children to the school, pay their taxes and furnish the money to put the program outlined by a fed eral bureau a thousand miles away. Reel Cloud—At a recent contest In the local high school Miss Virginia Auld, a niece of Miss Wllla Cather, was awarded a medal for the best essay on the life of Lincoln. More than 20 papers were submitted. HARD COAL PENNSYLVANIA ORDER fODAY UPDIKE LUMBER & COAL CO. 4 Yards to Serve You '"I ley compare all^ cathedrals with Cologne i OiV "mey compare all auto mobiles \tfith 3uicK Nebraska Buick Auto Co. *> 19th and Howard Street* LINCOLN OMAHA SIOUX CITY H. E. Sidl.i, Prat. L»a Huff, Vica Prat. H. R Harlajr, Mgr. *